Get Rid of Spring Humors or offoto manors sccumuintea in uio blood during tho winter such disfiguring and painful troubles as bolls, nimnlcB. 'Tiber eruptions, also weakness, loss of appetite, that tired fooling. "!.,, Mt medicine to take Is Hood's Snrsaparllla, which thoroughly tbo blood, and effects permanent euros by giving healthy func- . i activity to tho stomach, liver, kldnoys, bowels and 'skin, good' Sftrsaparllla effects its wonderful cures, not simply because it in sarsnpnrilla, but because it combines tho utmost remedial values .t on Hffnront intrrodlents. eacli irrofltlv nl . .i.i. ..ii(llfir combination, Theso innrndinnfa nr it,n ? that successful physicianB prescribe for tho samo diseases and ail. f, Tlioro is no real substituto lor Wood's Sarsapanlla. If urged to i ny preparation said to bo "just as good," yon may bo suro it is jn ! V costs less to mak'e, tind yields tho dealer a larger profit. Begin taking Hood's Sarsaparilla today, in tho usual liquid form or in dilated tablets known as 6arBatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. . ....... tlnrertnln About JroU. I. (hero's ono thing nbont ',crf..ii You slwnys know whero to ... Tht SO. - y0 ltr wncn "BKOMO QUININE" : titinMO OIIININ1!. Look !?urs of E. W. OROVH. Used tho '!, the Tronblo Was, j... wh don't you make up your JTnt and settle down?" . - " ,Ji t t,..nt nit!( CfOt LT(la. fl mo, uj, jv w CASTOR I A for Infants and uimaren. KM You Have Always Btueht Llmlled Anililllon. ifKni Bay, Ilorus, II you erpfct as .l u iA Atia nf Hi fnrMnMlw Rami I don't, I'd w auallctl to be wel; on of the six bent. For Farms in tho Northwest from people who aro on tho way mm hn Knot nnrl MiiMIn V..a- tnd can place you in touch with buyers with money. Ut ns hear what you havo for sale 420 Lumber Exchange UuMng is is ii nncrBi 2 c It Will WWW JU ii !? . ,vr o uio rai u wool II Suits crer pnxluenl. Made to can- Y' rouMmtilcn. mciuurwiMit blanks. JbKiUlr tuarantfo my la, fit and work auuiiporxoMr moner back. WRITE US TODAY Salem Woolen Mills Hi Sink & PORTLAND, OKE. WATERPROOF OILED GARMENTS i arecuton lanjff patterns. desland ,tpqlvehewearec ,,tne utmost comfort JiGHT-DURASlE-CUM SUITS 322 SLICKEf?S322 AJTatt ( tOlTM.UIA. wwuauiuTmin(M. No IlnulM, lllri ni itiiw iiraraic, may I r-7-call on you?" "No, Indeed, Ir; you hnve known me sir monthH, and you'ro now ncnt mo a picturo postcard." One on Undo lllrura. City NlecoWell, Unclo Hlrnm, how did you enjoy tbo tea with the slices of lemon In It? Unclo Hlram-tfea? Gosh, pall I thought that was puro out-and-out cir cus lomonado. In Scnrch of Informndou. Pcto de flckpockct Wot ye lookla t that paper fur? Watty do Winder SmasherI Tfant to And out whutlidr them dl'monds I lifted out o' that plato class front las' night is wuth $5 or ?.",000. Chicago Tribune. Sad Ce. "I never was so shocked In my life,' said Mrs. Lapsllnir. "Pcarley Winter ferecn is trying to set a divorce from hej hutband, she says she has found our that they made a mistake when they wen married; he Isn't her real Inflnlllve." Glulluur, Tho octopus appetite clamored for pulp uver tne rountry ue hungrily strode. Ht swallowed a forest or two at a gulp And picked his teeth with the fork of the road. Chlcsjo Tribune. Titers Aro Exceptions. Borne necessary things, you'll note. Can never be done by rule. You can't learn how to milk a roat At a correspondence school. Losing; JVo Opportunity. "Jtfow that we're to be under civil ser. vice," said the crossroads postmaster. 'and I may have to tako an examination some day, I'd better be Hlckinc uo nil the information I can." Tliercuhon he proceeded to read all th postal cards. Chicago Tribune. What Could She Dof The Young Man I wish to thank you, air, for giving mo your assistance In persuading your daughter to marry me. Tho Old Man Sir, I waa violently opjwscd to tho mntcli. Tho Young Man I know It Cleve land Leader. Iff mm n rn Unur Uln I "J u mi sunns bmrsi " w iivui IffUH 1 d P,.c!r?Pho'!?-"A New. Scientific Art h..f ",Tnuon tor Ihoie vvii Xhla rWottC7J,''ffW?.,.w oliS it Im. hs iln i ot Mr mil ltd va lor liv. ronu TliUriftwfn. roiiiiona kt horn. inuaumauy im urinui nana rortln w.ioritftiiM l iio flnhlnlsotloii i one compUli flu U m d omx nj tun, wb,i ior rurtnut nm for UP, tlfctory lirnrln the one comiiUlnlr vpMlnnlll.S.I'alent unnofCMitry uoh iin Hour, tuliea, una ul la n tiny (ilootrlo tel. PQOIiaj llit nil ou the pur, iiml whlcU, lli lntnt It l ki. Wlod, nm-'nlflri tho ouml wavet la iuoIi llbtlr. oluimr an frtxiutmtly hurnitul parlcoa trurupun, noma, tuliea, -r annua, (una, t . Jl finlMM., ..I iti7h ,",,frOlaMM MionUhlns, In' BIO ' i;V."i UUl ntca UMt. i-t . ml It ta 1 1 .J.Vi?J".V. "i a Uro. 'MiLTfJPbl''oofflno or prtlou. K!,SS!rs,wBiW ndPllft of lBSOSlewirtBU4ab HiT;,r?' t 0111,1a ''Uffl'KlJ.,,llPluilnd. Tntnn'tn W.UH , K llo Uzplnlna. "Why is It, professor," asked the young man with the bad eye, "that when Chris topher Columbus discovered this country ho didn't settle down and stay here?" "Doubtless you are aware, my young friend," answered tho professor, "that the Spanish form of his name was Chrlstoval Colon." "Yes. slr. "Well, a colon does not mean a full stop. We will return now, young gentle men, to the consideration of tht lesson." Chicago Tribune. MU Claim io DlaUnotlosu The rising statesman on his wedding tour was revisiting the scenes of his childhood. "This, my dear," he said to his bride, "Is the old homestead where I was bom, Do you eco that ancient log cabin?" "Yes," "You have no idea what strange emo tions All me when I look at that little cabin, Myrtllla. I I wasn't born in it, you know." XOXAXTIO TAXE 07 A CITT. tun as Hkttn ot Tree Trunks In si Lnke. JVovr n Metropolis, The story of tho founding of tho City of Mexico Is ono of tho most extraor dinary tali's lit history. It happened In 3825, at least it began a long titno bwforo that, but was an accomplished fact about (X)0 years ago, In tho first place, says the Itosary Mitgay.lne, imagine nil almost Inacces sible mountain, crowned with n valley at tho height of 8,000 feet above the level of the sen. In tho center of thW valley wntf nn immense lake When tht Aztecs arrived, led by tho priests of tho god r,t war, they found it In the poKHCBslon of hostllo tribes. For that reason and . because tho priests declared that In a certain part of lUo lnho whero boro stood nn do- rntlou of stones nn eagle had been scon devouring a serpent, they began the construction of tho city on the Spot, Im- mediately over the deepest wntera of the lake. There had long existed a prophecy among tho Aztecs that their wanderings would end when they should have reached a place whero the priests would behold an engJe restln; oji a cactus plant devouring a serpent. Confident that they had found the spot ordained to bo their abiding homo, thoy began to constVupt rafts of the trunks of trees, covering them with thick lnyers of earth, upon which they built rude huts of more or less nolldlty. Croups of dwellings soon began to form themselves hi regular order, thus de termining the primitive streets of the new city. They also constructed boats and oars of different sizes, useful In peace and war, and, while certain of their num ber occupied themselves in dofendlnjj their homes and brethren from tho on slaughts of hostile tribes, others con tinued to Improve nnd enlarge the new city. Gradually the lako was filled up una terraces arose, ono after another, lu tho plnco once occupied by the deep waters. This was in itself a herculean labor, unsurpassed in Ingenuity and durability by any similar work of ancient or mod- tin times. Upon tho first of theso ter races was constructed tho Teocalll, or flacrlllcial temple. It was begun in 1210 and not completed until 1825, a period of 109 years, from which time may be dated tho official foundation of Tenoch- tltlan, to-day the modern city of Mex ico. oxOfoe bowels; ceawscs fts system G$ecucxy ; assvste oWveiovexcomwi To geVvfe bewei(ci . O MANurMrruorD ny the CALIFORNIA Fig Syrup Co. SOLD BY LEADING DRUGGISTS 50fA BOTTLE the Deep Hem, Amenities, The shark waa reviling the skate. "You're such a cheap ono!" said shark, "Worse than that," sighed the skate "I've even been accused of being a dla tant relative of yours." Which the listening lobsters, being merely lobsters, considered fairly good repartee for that locality. Chicago Trib une. Hi Usanl Ilcsouroe, The Muntoburns, who had been Invited to tho fashlonablo wedding, were late In arriving. "I am sorry," said the usher at the door, "but every seat in the church is taken." "That means, of course," irritably an swered Mr. Muntoburn, "that "I'vo got to hustle out and buy five tickets from some scalper I" Chicago Tribune. IVHllnir to Oblige. Cook Lady (at intelligence offlco) Before I ongago with you I'd like to nsk a fow questions. How many serv ants do you'keop? Tho Woman Two. Cook Lady Whero do you 11 va? Tho Woman (meekly) Oh, that doesn't mattor, Wo aro willing to inovo nnywhero you want to go. Nnthlnur I)eft"nlte. The detective was trying to get a clew. "When your husband left you," he said, "did he drop any Intimation as to where be might be going c "No, sir," answered the sharp cninnea, thin lipped woman. "All ho said was that he wanted to get away, that he was going to get away, and he didn't care a dura where he went." Chicago Tribune. APLEINE A fliTorina uied the some ss lemon or vsnlllt. I)y dluolvinir KTSDulsted sugar in water and addlnc Maplclne. a delicious .yrupUmadeand a syrup better than maple. m Mapletpf is told by grows, It not send 'J5c for 3 ox, bottle and recipe book. Cratcsnt Ms. Co., Seattle, Wsu aiexfco's Ji'evr niscoverleo. rt. r m . xavt ucograpnicnt commission ap pointed seven yenra ago to map the towns of (Mexico has reported the dis covery of 7,670 towns which were not oflicinlly known to exist and were sur- Ject to no Federal control. While some of thcso places range from 5,000 to 15,000, population, most of them are presumably small vlllnges. A Mexican hill village, few of whose people can read or write, might easily exist for years happily unconscious that it was living under any govern ment at all. A mule path over a pass connects the Tillage sufficiently with tho outside world. The sun shines, tho crops grow, wants are few, the old In dian tribal customs furnish nil tho needed law, nnd having no history, tho land is hnppy. 'mero aro disadvantages in helng named, catalogued and put on the map. Theso 7,070 idyllic towns will now be lnvadod by drummers, phonographs, fancy waistcoats, automobiles, lawyers, corn doctors, book agents. Snlome dancers, penny arcades, handbooks. on etiquette and politics nnd there will bo no plnco left where tho simple llfo may bo led. These geographers have tuuca io answer ior. An estimate by the geological survey places the country's production of Port land cement in 1008 at 40,000,000 barrels, a Uecrcaso irom iwt oi neany yssr cent. T . - I , i . . i .. .. l.a . in case oi acciuum:?, cum, wuuimn. uumo, scalds, sprains, bruises, etc., nothing will so qtilok) v tiike awav nil pain and soreness as Uamllns Wizard Oil. TjRsatUfled Z,OBvIar. "I've often thought," Mrs. Lapsling was saying, "I should love to see that wonderful atmospheric freenomenon they call the garage In the desert." Votkra will find Mrs. Wlnslow Boothia Syrup tho best remedy to nso lor their coUdwa during the teething period. About 75,000 fox skins are sold out of Maine every year. Very few of the sly animals aro shot. Many are killed by the us? of poisoned bait, while hundreds are killed In drives. Pettit's Eye Salve for 25c relieves tired or overworeed eyes, stops eyo aches, congested, inflamed or sore eyes. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. 1st Vacatloa Time. "Are you familiar with "The Man Without a Country?" asked the student of English literature. "No," replied the pretty summer girl. "but I am familiar with the country Without a man." LI fa- Tlw Girl (pasain her fair -ver lib fcrew) There, Arthur 1 Hava I charmed your headache away7 Arthur You have, dear I You're y watch Uazclf ntEf COKUD XK TO 14 DAT PA SCO OINTMENT Is cusrantocd to core snr ease of Itchlnsr. Blind, Bleeding: or Protruding Piles In 6 to 14 drs or money refunded. fcOc The 1'roleuaor. Tho Doctor I can't help feeling sorry for my friend Iluddlcford. Ho owned Quite nn extensive chain of golf parks, and he's Just gone Into bankruptcy. The Professor I see; his chain was no stronger than his weakest links, Chicago Tribune. . CIT t- Vltaa" Dance aoa orrona Jrm rll3n.nUr ear4 try Dr. I: AM '0'JJ".g?: rtorer. Bond lor 7MS SJ.00 trtal botll and tjCu. Kline. W., 831 Arch Bt PhlladalphU, fa- .1,Inee., Amateur Dramatist Well, you've seen my ploy. Tell roc what you think of It. Dramatic Critic I will. I'll give you some straight talk. . Amateur Dramatist Straight talk? Great Scott I Aro yoa going to draw the deadly parallel on mo? PE-RU-NA Tor Craw I 1 W "I was troubled with cramp in th stomach for six years. I triad many kinds of medicine, also waa treat by three doctors. "The satd that I had nervous if pepsla, I took tho mcdlclntvfor tw years, then I got sick again nd gav up all hopes of getting cured "I saw a testimonial of a man whoa case Was similar to mind, befnff cured by Peruna, so thought I would give II a trial I procured a bottlo at once, and commenced taking It. ! havo taken nineteen bottles, and am entirely cured.. I beltovo Porun Is all that la claimed for Mra. d. C. Jamison, 01 Marchant 8t Watson. vllle,Cal. Uo, 16-09 WHEW tfrlHnir to mlvr mention this pnper. to ndvariiserfj pleass COFFEEt TEA SPICES BAKIN6 POWDER . EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT rvn.iu.HU, (ike. Tor DISTEMPER Plnfc Eye, Fplzeotk, Shipping Fever and Catarrhal fever Snro euro and positive preventive. BO matter how horses o t any as are Infected or "expod." liquid, ssirta on tha tangve: orU cn th Bxxl and Glands, cipeU tho potsonons grerms Iran the body. Cares B is temper in Dossand Bhcep and Cholera In Poultry. Iarxft semnsrHv stoclc remedy. Cores La Grippo among human bcfaij nnd W a fine Kid' ney remedy. COc and SI a bottle; 5 and $10 a dozen. CatthUont, ev. It. Show to your drueltt. whowlllKetlt or yoa. Frco Booklet. JDto temper. Canct and Cures." Special affents wanted. SPOHN MEWCAL CO., fe'o",! COSN, INO., U.S. A. (RESCENT Vs' i - - ' WBXDO.AU THAT AST NMHraOD fOWPflt.WU iwiTserrat 1UKINC POWDER A FULL POUND 25c Get it from your Grocr bs. fcs Canton Flows, Harrows Planters, Listers, Cultivators Stalk Cutters, Potato Diggers Beet Implements, Carts Garden Tools, &c 67 Years of "Kncwcg How" Hamraerai Into Etoy ot Ibea. Over 1490 DifTcrept Styles and, Sizes, t meet all conditions In all kinds ol soil. Note for Strength. Simplicity and Easts oi Oceratioa. Vo aro tbo originators ol manr oi tho best known Implements madc,aod tho cxclasKo fcat Tea are protected by patents. When job pay oat yeer money gsttbeksst. Eipcrimcnts are espcariT. Insist on getting- 3?. A. O. implements from your 3eW. A natif Ifnllv 111nfra,m4 Pimnhu, P If TI Pitalur. H1 be mailed frea oa request. Remember P. & P. Canton Implements bare been la tho load Isc over two-thirds ot a century and aro backed by an naqaalified guarantee. AskSsrCstsisg Ks.,194 Pariin ft Orendorff Co., Canton, III, ' PARLIN ORENDORFF NORTHWEST PLOW CO.,Prtlan8l,Or.Sskas, Wssk. PACIFIC IMPLEMENT CO., Seneral Agents, Saa FraaclsM. B. HAYMAN, Agent, Les Aneeles. PUTNAM FADELESS nvws Color mora sroadatMivhtiir nnrf futi. . . mM mmaam nssr colors slUtwool and cotton equally wM MONROE DRUG COMPANY, QuHcyrtoote Man Money. Tho system of atoning for death or bodily Injuries lnJlictod on others by pnyliip dnnmges Is ns old as the curli est Teutonic lnws, praised by Tncltus. Tho trespasser was always required to mnko peaeo with tho aggrieved family of tho victim by "Wer-Geld." "Wer" is tho ancient German for man. "Geld,". now, ns In tho dayB of wotnn, means mouey. s Damages wero assessed In accord qnce with tho rank nnd wealth of, tho njured party, nnd the money was paid over In tho presenco of tho whole community, its acceptance forestalling feuds. Indeed, tho recognition of Wer- Gold ("money for tho mnn" killed) by law precluded further bloodshed or other forms of revenge. If tho slayer wbh not rich enough to pay tho required sunt, he turned over to tho Injured parties his sbna as slaves. If his sous wero not sufficient gun rant eo for tho pnymont of tho debt, tho slayer himself had to turn bondsman, both tho letter nnd tho spirit of tho law requiring that the full nmount of dnmngo Inflicted, be recovered by tho aggrieved parties. Now York World. PRESIDENT TAFT'S WHITE STEAMER - tiiSajljjiiMB8lSBSBMSSSS. asaarSSaEsSsV tTfl i wnon tne announcement was mnrt. seyoral months ago that Mr. Taft would uso an automobile during hid term a3 president, much rivalry dovoloped among tho leading manufacturers for tho honor of soiling him a car nnrl th public watched with interest to seo what Mr. Taf t'a choicb would be. The D ' 1 . m . . ... 4 IC8raenc " His Family in Their White StM i rr!n,t!ieir,abors were completed, tho ofilciala reported unanimously to HMvoroi xne White, and, accordingly, a car of this make waa im' mediately ordered from tho manufac World' Mont ConUy Garment, Tho most wonderful, costly and mag nificent garment In the world is. tho knowlntr ones nrrl.Vt w v. ,1 Oucen ot Slnm's Etntn mnuHo ivhU Cf.nn,n.' ,f CT " " io " utuuiuui nuuiu uo soiectea and thriv i "j v uv nine n sho wears only about onco a year. pointed out that Preal.w ... L ,naa b0?n 'n almost constant uao. The It Is literally covered with diamonds. ad used Whito Rtnnma I.ZZ ... I na3 not ben a day when tho nrB?rif turere, Tho White Company of Clevo- The new car wm ni;.,n.,i r Taft in Washington a fow daya before hia inauguration and aince that time it cmornlds, rubles and sapphires In fact, at hia summer home at OyBter Bay and with almost, orcry known precious had recommended this make to Mr inic aa uio most desirable. stono. If it woro nossiblo for It to come intn This prediction nroeArl i tho market It would nrobablv brine? though Mr. Taft did not ri " Bomothlng In tho neighborhood of $5,. Mr, Iloosevolt'a recommendation buL 000.000. with hia usual thoroutrhn od to have an investigation mart f oi, OooA VooA tor Stock. the principal makes. Do you think alfalfa muffins could asked Mveral officers of iho wf, j. be nppotizin,, partment to look Intn VT , "I don't seo why thoy shouldn't be h'ra nd tney tested many rnakea of to horses and mules," Birmingham car8 visited a number of factorlea bo Age-Ilernld. , iey might see what materlala I WflTA tmnrf anrl 42 a t . - 1 1 ' " I I " mw4 CallUa 11I1HI1V. TnfttF ftAMA.7 A. 1 - -""O II y T Ah n M S. m . a. 1. II a I MJ II ... mr w rf mmm . ww kK nu I JSM 1 I II T r SS Ann 1-1 I r mu-ov ww iuwj a recoraa oi the different tvnfi 1 Dr ", ' reP'y wo aro opportunity w do grasps, otter, cars m public conUjta and In nrlvato Tan'La.T- OI catalog. Mr., day when th nmnMnnf ZV0 !ny havo T.V i i ,it"uul 8runa the nat bn ?L?"U h,?.new car. It ia hinted v..v. uKea last travelinur and that when he rides out lnt iE m0' insist that tnCl'A,..?wkin.B manager of the Pa- w.wu urancn oi The Whito Com paay, 1470 Market street, San Frat Cisco, aaid recently to a correspondent of this paper: "We are receiving many inquiries each day asking for full an wise you may ftud u missing, Mrvica, 1 ASM,, p I Model eXBCLlV HlTA a nr. tl uorwpower White Steam et except that his car has the United Mates coat of arms painted on either door. In other words, when we make IZ? fS Prosidwnt of the United States there is no way in which wo can make it any better than the car whick fromuB anybody 0l8e' can Pwhase Mr. Taf t'B car say that although they TeorLde35uU8 ohing a car like Mr. Taft's, they are afraid that such a car is somewhat larger and more x pensivo than thoy desire. In reply to nG'on ttt6ra 1 out thBk Model l0.for Power car is exactly )ik our 40 horse DOTor mrwli nv,.i. gards tho size of the different SrJT The principle of construction is exacUr the same and the smaller car wmmmZ all the deairahln nj,oiin V aL9 iTvll 10 0Uler word, I BolRt est SLJ ,cn Mcuro tdupllclu J . Taft's car for $4,000, or of the same qualities but of smaller dN mensions for only $2,000. Judglnr by the demand for Whit 8" best arid most, dsirUe m$ki,' 5 TJ- it ?