The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current, February 25, 1909, Image 3

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    Uttte Soldiers
kZ0d are tha mHllen
lnt defend you
El'vf ?iS 1 "op theao Httlo soldier
i liffTronc, Is elmply to mako
stithy ftnd stronK, w i.. . ...
is490,' A what Hood's SnrBaparllla
iiSb To lttlo "Idlers to your
MJ?e KB.iu. for voil.
r. scrofula, cczoma. eruptions,
Unbrll.c"u nnnrnl debility, and
r,er and l vor rend to put on
P "71. .IV imKit im fuoi. yield
JeS v.nu. than It. n.herlo.
C. Gee Wo
The Chinese Doctor
This wondeful man has
mado a llfostudy of tho
rropertlc of Hoot.
Ierb and Harks, and
li giving tho world tlia
bonolltof bis service.
i No Mercury, Poisons
1 nfflfliflP fl.cd. Nil
Operation or Cultlnr
h.niMS to re Catarrh, Asthma. Lung,
PWUb r-rtfjnrr? CURE
It-tncrirolfrom Ik In, China-safe, aura
SXbiTunWilnrln Uworh.
Ifraitsnnotrall, wrllo for Bymptom blank
Jjtoikr. lncloso 4 cent In atampa.
r.tinu rare
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
I j flat St., or. Morrison, Portland, Or.
Veeaaeana.
"Is It true," Inquired the traveler wbo
VII Uridine In front nt .. A. t-i
- w AflOLI
tute, "that & confidence man orice sold
mcie uig DronM ii0n to a trusting stran
Cr for 170 or lomn atlMi nlllfnl
"Yep," tald the policeman . con
men In thin town Art lonln their grip. I
can remember when they wouldn't tell
nothln' smaller than the Mnsonlc Temple
io n ypnoo. "iw ' '"Mine,
Tho Old Widower' Cliolo.
He wanted the comfort, of home,
Hut wanted them cheap. He took
No year or two to nrlnio nd fl,i.t .
Ha merely wild, "Will you marry' me,
unugctr
"I will, or," anwred the cook.
Chicago Tribune
Only One "nnoMO ouinimp"
That I LAXATIVH IlltOMO CJUiNINB. Look
for the surnatur of B. W. QKOVB. Uod thr
world over to Cure a Cold In Onn Day. '26c.
"' .00 CnulTbiia.
youtiif lawyer? Why, I tbousbt you liked
uim.
Maybelle I did, but when he proponed
to mo ho put It in tho form of a hypo-
ineiicai Question iw word lone.
t
Th,... I.
carcely ntty limit to the
possible Improvement In .,!.
but it take lime nnd moiiry. We bare
been lfflnrn An., ....V"
ceda for orer r 0 years. Store than aoso
people are working to make 1'erry'
Seed ult you. r.uy the bcst-I'crry'.
I'orale everywhere.
rtRKV's leva seen annual
rnct ON RCQUC8T.
O. M. FERRY A CO., Detroit, Mich.
SEEDS
Egg-Phosphate
Crescent
BAKING POWDER
Mil NULL
nuTAsr
lliairtlCED
ronDca mix
(,DOAM
do .r tmn
A FULL POUND 25c
Get it from
your Grocer
m. w i
The best
in the land is not
always the most costly.
BAKING
POWDER
23 Ounces for 25 Cents
Is the result of modern ideas. Costs
less. Does better work. You must
try it to sec. Get a can on trial
The baking will be vastly better,
ugmer ana tastier or we pay
lor the can,
KC
for
Quality
Jaquea Wg. Co.
Chicago.
May)cctmoxvev ovoxcotoo
by tcrocx vwsoxacJSciXs iMb as
ssauioj&av&xuji bma
oxaVvv& xaia(.SjiifA oj &Vxv
VV8ddisoa assaaK6o Tait&
may bcroAuoWy dispctvscOiwx
wkuwo Wer tec&e&.as vsbX oj
ics wcvTciTcl3i axe to assist
vattxc,Qw3iivcX o siipp(Mvexvaixc
proper Jots,Qttdxtvug
CALIFORNIA
Fig Syrup Co.
30LO' BY ALU LEADING DRUGGI3T3
OttttllCONlY-RtOULWl PRICC 50 PCR OOTTLC
Itlahy.
"I think from tho utennlls About him
that this mummy must haro been an
Egyptian plumber."
"It would be interesting to bring
him back to life."
"But too risky, Who's jjoingr to pay
him for lilB timor Loulavllle) Courier-Journal.
WANT
Farms j
owant rtocV, wheat, dnlrr and fruit
farm. Having a lanre eastern corre-
spondence wo are In a position to make T
quick Rales. Drop us a card if you have
anylhlnir or know of any farms for aale. T
ATLAS LAND CO., $
420 Lumbar Exchange J
; PORTLAND, OREGON
I Old Favorites
Ilenuilful Hnoir,
Oh, tho anow, the beautiful snow,
Filling the aky rtnd tho earth below;
Over the bouBCtopn, over the streets,
Over tlie heads of the people you meet;
Dancinir, flirting, swimming along.
Ik'ntitlful anow, it can do nothing wrong,
Flying to klM n fair lady's ciicck,
Clinging to lips in a frolicsome freak,
Beautiful snow, from the heavens above,
Pure as an angel and fickle as Jove
Oh, -the snow, the beautiful snow,
How tho flakes gather and .laugh as they
go,
Whirling along in its maddening fun;
It plays In its glee with everyone,
Chasing, laughing, hurrying by.
it lights up tho face and it sparkles the
cyo;
And even tho dogs with a bark and
bound
Snap at the crystals that eddy around,
The town is alive and its heart's In a
glow
To welcome tho coming of beautiful snow,
How tho wild crowd goes swaying along.
Hailing each other with huiaor and song,
How tbc gay sledges like meteors flash by,
Bright for n moment, then lost to the eye,
Kinging, swinging, dashing they go
Over the crest of the beautiful snow,
Snow, so pure when it falls from the
sky,
To be trampled in mud by the crowd
rushing by,
To be trampled and tracked by the thou
sands of feet
Till It blends with the horrible filth In
tho street.
rlemiMBt tar 9miH.
Wr fifrfitxl Guest fat bannnet) 1
pfe'rum' the next thing will be a long
and tiresome speecn from ome tantauva
Marl Slttlnsr Ncrt O. I suppose so, I'm
the talkAtlrs guy that has to make the
speech.
mr.TTrt TTRED IN a TO 14 DAYS
nAin rtiUTUPMI1 ( mnnnlMl ia en re. any
L J1W U1H '- -
I com of Itehlnor, Blind, Weeding- Of Protrodlnar
Tile in 6 to 14 day or money refunded, toe
t 1
Perish tii Tbonsbtl
Gladys If he talks to you like that he'e
too Impertinent I just wouldn't stand
iny of bis lip.
Esmeralda His Hp I The-Idea I He
.as never presumed m far as to kiss me,
Hiss Goovlusi
Another Horror.
Tt!rnVnnr Kdlfnr It me s'ee Mark
Twain had a degree of some kind con-
fcircd on him. didn't be7
T.ifornrv Kdltor Yesi since he Incorpo
rated himself I believe be has taken the
degree of Ltd.
ISSTcct on the nialntr Generation.
Distracted Mother (opening the door bf
the playroom) What are you boys mak
ing all this terrible racket about?
Her Youngest We're playln' Congress,
maw. We ve jut had a message from tne
pres'dunt 1 Chicago Tribune.
TOWEK'S FISH BRAND
WATERPROOF 5
OILED CLOTHING
looks berrer-weors longer -
end gives more fcrj
bodily comfor. Fvf y
Because cur on -vj.
targe pauerns.yer
costs no more than
Ihe'jusl as goodTu'ndv
SUITS SUCKERS W
SOLD EVERYWHERE.
Evrry cprmeM ffHEH!f
beonna the . . ,
its n oi the run j czsw S
guaranteed
varerprooi
JJJK
V VA "AT I 1 I " 1
awLot fact
a j rowrn co boitoh u
t9.fR CAHAt'" CO tw.TfQ TOOtwTQ CH
S 5
I MERCHANTS I
I WILL TRADE
(ml
Wall Paper, Mouldings,
Pictures and other sim
ilar Roods, tor timber
land, farm land or cash.
Lowest wholesale
prices. Write me.
. H. MOOREHOUSE
144 Seventh St, Portland, Oregon
Once I was pure as the snow, but I fell;
Fell, like the snowtlakcs, from heaven
to hell;
Fell, to be trampled as the filsh of the
street ;
Fell, to be scoffed, to be spit on and
beat;
Pleading, cursing, dreading to die,
cut . . . j
oewug my soui io wnoever .wouiu ouy. I inr nl I 4 V T
Dealing In shame for a morsel of bread, tJAbt fcJALL OUULb
xiauiig uie living anu rearing tne aeau.
Merciful God, have I fallen so low
And 3-et I was once like this beautiful
snow?
The Alveolar System
Of Replacing Teeth in the Human .Mouth is the
Greatest Advance Ever Made in Scientific Dentistry
t Jll "lr0 Marconi came before th world with tho statement lhathocouH
S iW Jhrouah tho air by alcctrlclly without tho use of wires. Every telcjtrapb
ii V10 '? n(1 f0'fl t Iho Idea and said It could not bo done,
of ii WUe t'"" Alveolar System if rcpluclnir teeth In tho human mouth without tho uso
SSir"10 un1lllb' plates, which Is tho latest method to bo adopted by sclentlflo
fcM.ifi0.u.,lV8tw.00''.mortethlnelthor jaw, either tlsht or looso ones (wo make the
TOMOnwt ght and healthy) wo guarantee to put In for you a beautiful set of teeth that
nsnlly bo told from natural one. All work absolutely painless.
These Teeth Will Outlast Those Who Are Wearing Them
iJirfil:,1!8 n lwaullfy your appearanca and build up your health with a new set of Alve
ttilnii m t?tn. )r enable you to do away with a wobbly, unclean, partial plate or 111
wrou? """"'r hridso-work, wouldn't It bo the irreatwit aervlco Uiat could bo done
Tho ALVEO
LAR SYSTEM
is to the old
time method
what Wirele
Is to the
ordinary
Telegraphy
Wa make
talutely
NO CHARGE
for advice
We examine
r momh
I advlso
WleientlousIy
ram
BB
"!t didn't hurt a bit. Now for my Alveolar Teeth."
wft In tie SI! . Lh? Bbove- 'lentlsU throw up their hands and say there Is no hope ex
!om nec.IS Dt 0 f.",,a PlAte. The Alveolar System solve the problem and now plates are
Wch .5,?rLun,eM "Very tooth Is gone. Wo are positively painless dentlsta In every
, r 0 W4 mke tho following money-saving prices:
rS Go3 or Porcelain Crowns - - $3.50
&0 Work (all kinds) each tooth - - $3.50 up
?(!vf Fillings - 25c and 50c
pltfr ??Pert Pe makers - - - $3.50 up
rnles. Extracting (free with all work) - - 50c
WW t'l 9Vnir.our,I1f?klot' which will bo nt free, "Tho Oreat Alveolar Electric System."
oni, reaj AlveoInr Dent,u , iortland. Bswar of ImlUtors,
do work for out-of-town people In ahortest poiblo time.
The Alveolar Painless Dentists
u c . Dentists of 5 Io 20 Years Active Practice ia Portland
t Comer Fourth and WashisgtM SkNto PORTLAND, ORE
s, J "rsi a a, m. to 8 a, m, tiHtrance xiu iin ot.
Jy. 9 a, m. to 12.
Phone A1171
For 16cj
T.rtnXrAj loTMearllMtTefetables
and brIIIUnt flowsri. Therefore, to"
gain you as a cuttoioer wo offer
10C0 kernels Fine Onion Seed.
, 1030 " Kich Carrot Seed.
,1000 Celery. 100 Parsley.
1000 " Juicy Radish Seed.
1S0O " ButteryLettuceSeed.
1500 " TenderTumlp Seed. I
100 " Melons. 100 Tomato.
1200 " ErUUMtnswtrlsxAssadi ,
In alt 10,000 kernels of warranted'
northern crown seeds, well worth
et.OOof any man's money (Including
Ills Catalog) all postpaldforbutlGo
in lamp.
Jtoil 1 1 too send 20a we add a pack-,
aeoof Karlle-troeuO'DaySwoetltorn."
Big Plant, Tool and 8aad Catalog
(roe to Intending buyers. Write (or
THE JOHN A. SALZER SEED CO.
LaCROSSE, WIS.
One I was fair as the beautiful snow.
With nn eye like Its crystals, a heart
ilka its glow;
Once I was loved for my innocent grace.
Flattered and sogght for the charm of
my face.
Father, mother, sisters, all,
God and myself I have lost by my fall.
The veriest wretch that goes shivering
by
Will tako a wide sweep lest I wander
too nich
For of all that is" on or about me I
know
There Is nothing that's pure, but the
beautiful, snow.
How strange it should be that tbis beau
tiful snow
Should fall on a sinner with nowhere
to go.
How strange it would be when the night
comes again
If tho snow and the ice struck my des
perate brain;
Fainting, freezing! dying alone.
Too wicked for prayer, too weak for my
moan
To be heard In the crash of the crazy
town
Gone mad in Its joy that the snow's com
ing down
To lie and to die in my terrible woe.
With a bed and a shroud of tho beauti
ful snowi
J. W. Watson.
Goldsmith League Balls $1.00
Itcich League Ball l.UO
Reach Official American League Ball , 1.25
Kcach Baseball Gloves.. 25c to 3.O0
Beach Bueball Mitts 25c to 6.00
Beach Shoo Plates, cair 10c and 25c
Reach Bat 25c, 60c, 75c and $1.00
Suits complete, including shirts, pants, stock-
intra, cap ana belt, maao ot good quality
outlncr flannel, in srrov or royal blue. . . 1.50
Heavy Outinir Flannel, ncr suit 2.00
Men's sizes. 50c extra.
NO CHARGE FOR CASING OR CARTAGE
Send for comp'ete catalogue.
urmenta a dm? rt no third st.
llUliJUn iliUfid tU. POaTLAND, OR !
GRIP IS PREVA
LENT AGAIN- A
prompt remedy is what
every one is looking for.
The efficiency of Peru
nais so well known that
its value as a grip rem
edy need not be ques
tioned. The grip
yields more quickly if
taken in hand prompt
ly. If you feel grippy
get a bottle of Peruna
at once. Delay is almost
certain to aggravate
your case.'
For a fro illustrated bookletcntltlcd
"The Truth About Peruna," address
The Peruna Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Mailed postpaid.
Leadvillc Colorado. Krxx'tmen prices: Oold,
pf re work solid ltd.
Uonal lianit.
lMreroaeei Carbonate 'a-
What Is said to be the largest collec
tion of coins is in the public cabinet ot
antiquities at Vienna, which contains
about 125,000 pieces.
Tha Reason I Make and Sell Mors Hen's $3.00
&$3XC Saoss Than Any Other Manufacturer
Is KtaiH I cln to. foot the twneSt of it tout
cccjpl.u .rguluuan of tntiMd esperU a&4 aklHtd
bonnakm la ta country
Ti KlKtlui ct tit VaXijat icr well port e( the ibse,
and trtrr dctiU of ta. nik.jig tn errry dprtinct, U
lewked arur hr ths bnt Uwt&uktrs la ta. (he ledastry.
1(1 eomld -low yea boa- cattfoUy W. Z. DnkIji ibom
an suute, yea woud tnea andcratand w by tlylxcld taaur
skip, at bttttr, aadwiar longer tain any otaer nake.
Ujf Method of Tanning the Solea makes them Uare
Flexible and Longer Wearing than any others.
fthoei for H..rv M.mhpp nC (hn PHmllr.
Sleu, Ui)r.,lVuincii,.VlliF. uml Children.
Tibr .al try shoe itralers Mrrywhrre.
PnilTiDM I ona amiie wltliom W, UDotiglas
UHUIIull i nanre and prlre aianiprd on bottom.
Fast Color EycUta Usui Excluirtly. Catalog miH (reft,
W. 1 DOL'OUS. 167 Spark St.. BncUoa. Mom.
P N U
No. 8-09
WHEN vrrltlne; to adrcrtlaers plague
tueniion tlifa paper.
The 2
"FLYERS"
are the
O. R. & N.
fast through trains
between
PORTLAND and
SPOKANE
WM. McMURRAY, a P. A.
Portland
litlce Taaw,
Redd It's In ordor for some one to
natuo his airship after Thaw.
Greono Why so?
Rodd nocauso when It is eent up It
seems to bo very uncortaln Just how
long It la going to stay up, Yonkeru
Rtatoaman,
iBliSI
Coughing Spells
are promptly relieved by a sin
gle dose olrlio's Cure, The
regular uie of this fimou r.
medy will relieve the worst
form of coughs, colds, hoajea.
nets, bronclutli, sitliraj and dis.
cues of the tlirojt stud (unci,
Abiolutelv free from lurmlul
drugs and opiates. For half a
century tho liousehold remedy
la million of homes.
At all druggists', 28 cts.
eiil'R
nvcrybnily Lncky.
An old fnrnicr of the County of Dur
ham called nt n roadside public house
where lie was well known. The land
lady nBked him to buy n ticket for a
lottery they hntl on there.
I "Well," ho wild, "I line unught In ma
pocket, or I might."
"Oh, thnt'a n' reet, John." she savs:
, "take tho ticket and pay for It nn.y
time."
Some time later John cnlled ngnln
uiiu iuu luuuiuuy uHuuu umi iz ne Knew
who una won tho lottery.
. "No," ho 6iiid,'"wiio wonT'
"Well, hardly durst tell you, but oor
Snm won. Wasn't he luck-v?"
"Aye," snlil John, "ho wns lucky.
And who wna second, then?"
"I durst hardly tell you. Wbo would
you think now?" she said.
"I couldn't Bay,'1 salt! John.
"Well, it wus oor Solly. Wasn't Bbb
lucky?"
"Aye, she was lucky," snltl John,
"nnd who was third?" ho asked.
"Well," she said, "you would never
guess, nnd I might as well tell. I waB
third, wasn't I lucky?"
"You -were," ho said. "Did I
pny you for that ticket, missus?"
"No, John, you didn't," Bho oald,
fawning upon him.
"Well," said John, "isn't I lucky?"
The Better Part.
A delightful' Httlo story ia tnli nr
Prosper Merlmeo, tho French author.
Ho wnB ouco gtiest at n ronl hunt
when hares, pheasants " nnd nA.
game wcro driven boforo tho emperor
nun ma followers, nna tho servants
picket! up the victims of tho snorh
Among an the members of thn inmf.
lug party, Prosper Merlmeo alouo had
no trophy to awniay.
"How does this happen?" askod
some ouo, v
"wnero game is bo nlontv. thn mn-i
- W a.4 4 V
or a inaricBmnn seems to mn tn it i..
hitting nothing." refilled
with grave courteiy. "bo t iirri
iwoen wiq birds."
n'lin Ivinil Ynn !Tni- Ahvnro T...1, 1 . i . .. I. ! .
turo of Clias. H. Fletcher, and Las been niatlo under his
personal supervision for over SO years. Allow mo ono
to deceive you in tills. Counterfeits, Imitations and
.m'r aro but Experiments, and endanfrer tlie
licaltli of Children 33xperience against Oisperiment.
c What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil. J?are
Goric,. Drops i nud Soothuijr Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
m,ViStXC tS a,f,is its "ec. It destroys wSs
?E Lal tP P,overiSi,.,,ies, fcmcur?s Diarrhoea and Wind
St1? r,eUovcs Teeth nrr Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, rcjrtilates tho
g,tI?fVnd Wcls, srivh,- healthy and 'natural sleep?
Tho Cluldren's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. EUt'op
The M You Hare Always BougM
osuuxb lue signature ot
In Use For Over 30 Years.
TMC CWTUW QO.HT. TT MU.Mt SITWSCT. NCWV0I.H OITV.
"BBHVaHHBa9lBVlBlaj
M ADI Kl ml A Flavoring. It makes a
IflMrLCIIlE. eyrup better than Maple.
Sold ty jjroccjr.
yoawuiiiiiMiM
THE CORRECT SHOE FOR STYLE.
RASP Avn --.-Tr ,Y. ?
t? buy a more stylish or servicers,
Bnon anil fit. .u- w right up-to-date In nnrwrC
ing and "caSoSlSLy Very llrst'
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A man nover wants to bo a woman
except when woumn abuses hlnn
then ho wdiild like to bo u woman, to
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TVsTTIinal miinil IAS r-mn. m a
sstiiRHSS.waa
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I7u lto inferior shoes when, with tho
tnoncy.you can sot the "Leading Ladvr? y
fe&y iteon tho sole.
vat hanaloLSmJ.no I . J s " " H'"S?fl L?' who does
ion Mioc. Yerms Cuhin.Vj:r.-r-V.rB,H.,.,MH yam-
School Shoe. " "",tuu crH
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