The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current, November 12, 1908, Image 3

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acts goatly yot prompt
yontlie bowels, cleanses
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tossisteone m overcoming
Uitual constipation
permanently. To get its
Ueficial effects buy
(lie denuine.
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California
JjlG&fRTJP CO,
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InuiMiovMr wc .1 ljr. nnuMtila partial plat,
atimt oiJin.rj LrW.a work. Th. Or. WIm
"TEETH WITHOUT PLATES"
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wum. (hi Muti-rlau, tclentlflo work.
WISE DENTAL CO.. INC.
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No. 45-08
Catarrh
In "a constitutional disease orlflnatln In
Impure blood and requiring comtltutlonal
treatment actlns through and purifying tho
blood for Hi radical and permanent euro.
The greatest comtltutlonal reined Is
Hood's Sarsaparilla
In uiuttl liquid form or In chocolated
tablets known as Saraatabs. 100 doses $1.
Nasal and other locnl forms of catarrh
nro relieved by Cntarrlcts, which allay ln
flammatlon and deodorlzo discharge. 60c.
Th f IrflnMt llnhtrtt
and most comfortable
POMMEL
SLICKER
At Ihesome time
cheapest In the
end because It
wears longest
PuflriUfkM'A
Every garment
u
auarantcet
waterproof
TOWCW AWtOHw to LimTt'O TOBOHTtJ
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Cololog free
Fores of Storm WaTti,
The nverago storui wave Is thirty
feet io height. The highest storm
waves ever measured were between
forty-four and forty-eight feet high.
The gigantic forco of storm waves Is
shown by the fact that at Skerryvore
lighthouse, off the west coast of Scot
land, a mass of rock weighing five and
a half tons was onco hurled to a height
of .(wvpnty-two feet above the sea level,
while a mass weighing thirteen and a
half tons, was torn from a cliff seventy
four feet high. I'all Mall Gazette.
Th Varlnbl Pwwlnlne.
Dora (at the party) Geoffrey, you
mustn't monopolize me, you know.
Geoffrey Why, dear, 1 bvn't been
monopolizing you.
Dora- Well, why bavtn't you, you
stupid thing?
Inaiipornltls.
"You ssy you don't object to me on ac
count of my age, MIm GInevra?"
"No, I don't mind your age a bit, Mr.
Rypun."
"Then what Is tbe objection, may I
"You look It."
A Urnvt Kara.
"What do you call a mas who drives
an automobile?"
"Well, Judging by tbe way In which
he takes possession of the road I should
say an outo-crat" Baltimore Ameri
ca. laalatiaar oa Accnmcjr,
"Did you arrest this man?" asked tbt
police Justice.
"I did not, your honor," answered the
officer, formerly a resident of Boston.
"Obviously 1 could not arrest him, for he
was not In motion at the time. I merely
effected his capture, your honor."
Mliinktn Idt.
Physician My dear fellow, you should
practice deep breathing.
Caller Great snakes, doctor, I do I I
work la a coal mine.
Oat oi the Dim Paaf,
Nebuchadnezzar was eating grass.
"But I'm not yelling 'Ee-yahl' and pre
tending to like It," be said. '
Itegardles of what the fans in the
grand stand and on tbe bleachers might
think of blm, he continued to tear up
liandfujs and chew It because he hadn't
anything else to eat."
l'oor Gncaaer,
The eminent statesman summoned hli
private secretary.
"This Is the third letter I have had
from Mannhyerup,' he wld, "at tne ena
of which he has marked -uonnuennai. u
t r WIm An ha men bv B. T. L.?'
"Don't you know?" said the private sec-
rotary, lowering his voice. lte mean
'Burn This Mtter.' " Jnicgo irmunt.
ITURSo HIDES
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t homo. Writ for Prle LUt. MarLutltnnrt. Hhlnclns Taa. and t.oul our
HUNTER3'&TRAPPERS'GUIDE.f.!.
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I A Rl BHIiBvllM A Flavoring. It makes a
lilPI lllll rup better than Maple.
jt Sold by tfrocers.
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WORK SHOES
Touch stock, heavy soles, solid coun-
andhii. , ra ooudio ieatner iocs, uouuio cuuma
last innL BlJo workmanship uro what mako Mayer Work Shoes
Sr ,llan,any otlicr kind,
wort!:mer8' miners, lumbormcn. mechanics and all classes of
mi can got doublo tho wear out of
MAYER WORK SHOES
WdthrnLniroJ.onoi,tIy made-wild through
rCh .81.' T"eyaro "built on honor." Their
Kiuandwoarlntroualltlea cannot bo oaualled
for tho Mo BuroJfou are getting the genuine, look
fp1 ?Jer wl "PPly you: If not, write to us.
5.'iindla ilZSS JSrJHjfend us the name of n dealer who doos
ruH beaut (.it lr.'K owe$, we win send you tree, post
u WsslS m?if lc.,uro ? Goorgo WsshlnBton, size 15x10,
P T.A ,.!i,Mr,,sboolShoes.
BOOT & SHOE CO.
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FACTS IN TABLOID FORM,
Austrnllnn mines employ lao.OOO mcr.
Tho nverngo helKht of the Ltiplnndcr
Is less tlinu five foot.
It In suited thnt rt eonsldornblo por
tion of London's petrol motor-oninl
biiHffl nro to be chnnged to an Improved
system of ntcniii trnctlon.
Mlsa Mnry K. Cheek, of Tolxwo, 0
Is tho only rcBiilnrly-iippointed woinnii
rural nmll carrier In the SUite. She
has served In this capacity for sis
years,
I'rcHcott, Out., has become an en
tering port for American coitl. Out'
firm landed .'WO.MO tons there during
the navigation period of Inst year. A
largo unloading uud loading plant has
beeii hiHtalled.
Mrs, .7. M. Barrio, wife of tho au
thor, Is said to bo one of the most
expert motorists In Great Britain. She
owns three ears, In which she takes
long tours with her husband, hut she
always, manages tho car herself.
In tho Congo the extravagance of
tho average white inaii Is astounding.
Champagiie Is the Invariable order of
tho day for men getting as low as a
few hundred dollars a year, and the
otllclal usuully lands In Antwerp after
three years with enough money for n
spree, when he must sign and go back.
World's Work.
Tho other day some 1500 tons of waste
paper were shipped out of this city to
a paper mill In Michigan, to be ground
Into pulp, says the Washington Star.
This stock represented the accumula
tions of four years of canceled money
orders, totaling 2,500,000 sheets and
once representing a value of $1,C00,
000,000. George Hayward, nged 01, who has
Just died at Needham Market, lived
nearly all his life lu the same house,
lie never had a day's holiday and never
paw Uio fen. I la y ward was formerly
In lniHliiL'fH as a butcher, and he was
In the habit of wearing his apron nt
church on Sundays beneath his frock
coat. London Dally Mall.
Tom Iteed nnd Jerry Simpson, the
noted I'opullst Congressman, were great
friends. Their good relationship came
after this Incident: "Say, Jerry," Bald
Iteed, one day, "why ace you a popu
list'" "lor the same reason," said
Simpson, "that you are a Republican.
A majority of the people of our respect
ive districts are of our way of think
ing." Conditions In the gold-producing In
dustry of South Africa have greatly
changed, especially In Immense saving
lu working excuses. The total output
of tho sixty companies working on tho
Hand In July waB obtained at an aver
ago cost of 17k Dd a ton. The ex
ponsea of the HobliiKun udnc, worked
out at lis UMid a ton, conijmred with
an average for that mine Just before
the Boer war of i!2s lid. London Cor
rcHixmdence New York Evening Post
A tale of an Australian native "boy"
from a recent volumo: "A boy ucvus
tonicd to bee his master, the owner ofva
station, Jump his horse over the git i
Instead of stopping to open It, tried tit
follow. The horse cantered up grand
ly, seemed to gather himself for the
Jump and balked. The boy shot out of
tho saddle and over the gate. As he
picked himself up nnd shook the dust
from his clothes ho glared back at the
horse, saying, 'You blurry liar!'"
One hundred and ten million cubic
feet of gas were lost by leakage lu
London last year and that by one com
pany alone. It did not escape lu a rush,
and thero was no explosion. It Just
filtered away, a little at a time. Every
time a heavy van crossed the road un
der which a main lay a breath of coal
gas forced its way through an Infini
tesimal crevlco into space and freedom,
until enough to 1111 800 balloons such as
that of Count Zeppelin's late nlrshlp
had been lost. ,
Tho water In Lnko Champlain during
the recent drought reached the lowest
point recorded in local history, nine
feet below high-water mark. Stenmers
were obliged to abandon many of their
trips on account of tho lmiwsslbllity
of making landings at the docks. Tho
mountain brooks became almost dry,
and tho beds of some of tho largest riv
ers woro mere threads of water. The
drought and forest llres were ruinous
to agricultural Interests. New York
Sun.
An Ingenious and amuslntf answer
was recently given by a student in
the natural philosophy class at Prince
ton University. An Instructor gnvo tho
question, "Delino transparent, trans
lucent nnd opaque." "I cannot, pro
fessor," answered tho student, "precise
ly defl.no those terms, but I can Indi
cate their meaning hi this Way: Tho
windows of this rooui were onco trans
parent, they nro now translucent, and
If not cleaned very soon they will bo
opaque." Llpplncott's.
Tho Island of Hokkaido Is one of
Japnn's most, valuable properties. Its
mineral production (largely coal) In
creased from ?1,JS0.0(K) In 1805 to near
ly $7,000,000 in 11)07, and this Is with
only a very small part of Its mineral
field exploited. In order, as named,
tho leading minerals nro conl, sulphur,
gold, silver and manganese. Tho coal
is superior to thnt of other districts
In Japan. Many ships from tho I'uclfle
coast of tho United States call at tho
port of Muroran for coal. This Is tho
foundation for tho great Muroran Iron
nnd stool Industry, now being formed
by British and Japanese capitalists. In
four mines in this locality the under
lying coal Is estimated ut 000,000,000
tnus.
rJJr.
-I think I'd like something to reael en
the train," said the austero spinster.
"Well, here's a iiopy of ths latest Issue
of PJck-Me-Up," suggested ths ews
dealor. There being nothing else on ths counter
she bought it.
But she tore off tbe conspicuous title
of It before she carried It into the cat
She was no giddy 70ung thlng-Chi-rago
Tribune.
Too late.
MIfklns (to Plirer) She's a stunning
woman, old man, and you're bound to
be stuck on her. But don't mention
laundry or anything like tbatl Her
grandmother was a washwoman.
PlfTer (later, to the lady In question,
as ho relates a story) Yes, Indeed I I
can tell you, It took the starch beg
pardon! the nerv! right out of me.
Llfo.
1TC "t. Tltna Danco and orrooi utaeawa ptrma
1 1 1 J pentl eand tr Dr. i .loa'a Oreat Kane Ho-
rtorer. Bond ror run sz.oo trial ixmia ana irnuw
Dr. XL. 11. Kline, Ld., S31 Arch St., Philadelphia, Fa.
Acetylene the Coming; Llnht.
Acctylcno lighting is quietly gain
ing favor, and tbe German Acetylene
Association finds the gas Is supplied
the public by 75 places In Germany
202 in the United States, 10 In tho
United Kingdom, and 10 In the British
colonies, while Germany alone has
70,000 private Installations.
Mothers will find Mrs. TVlnsloVs Boothlng
Syrup the best remedy to tio tov their chiMra
luring the teething period.
Cialna DUtlnctlon in Qsees War.
Newitt He's anxious to be considered
a man of some social distinction.
Bunker lie's taking a queer way about
It. -
Newitt Why?
Bunker He save coif is "merely tom
my-rot." The Catholic Standard and
Times.
Recalled Tbena Dlatlaotlr.
"What were your sensations when the
automobile struck the tree and threw yon
out? I presume, though, you didn't have
tifte to think."
"O, yes, I did. I distinctly remember
thinking, as I flew through the air, 'Gee!
What a repair bill I'll have to foot 1' "
The rttcb Turkish Bes-amr.
Beggars are never suppressed In Tur
key. The story Is told (and they sry
It in true) about an American lady who
by mistake gave a beggar of Constanti
nople a goldplece. The man had left
his post when she returned, but or.e
of bis colleagues told her where be
"resided." It was a fine bouse, and
it tbe door was a servant, who polite
ly InformedMhe lady that "my master
Is dressing. lie -will bo down soon."
And then the well groomed beggar,
dressed for dinner, appeared and glad
ly returned tbe gold piece, exclaiming
In tbe meanwhile that such mistakes
were highly embarrassing. "Charities
ind Commons."
PROTECT YOUR LUNGS
itfong lung oouDiv so io we wuc.
with Pio's Cure. It acts promptly and effectively t allay the irritation,
reduces the congestion, free the throat of phlegm, clear tho clogged air
ptwage and Hop the cough. For nearly half a century the uruurpaaed
icnieJy for the wortt form of coughi, cold and chert compUuat ha been
PISO'S CUKE
MalolilntJ Roiei,
Your roses will como through tho
winter In much better condition If you
will give them a heavy mulching of
manure. Put on enough so that when
It has settled there will be a 6-inch
mulch. Do not apply the mulch until
the cold weather has com the middle
or last of October.-rGarden Magazine.
Struck for Good Deal.
Lady Interviewer Your wife's devo
tion to you is regarded as a model of mar
lied happiness. Now, how as & public
man docs a wife's devotion strike you?
Aspiring Candidate (truthfully)
Well, mine struck this morning for twenty-five
for a new hat. Baltimore America.
HOWAltD 12. ntmTOJf. Assurer r3 Chernlat.
loailvllle, Colorado. Specimen prlcf a t Gold,
surer,! ad, II s Ooid. Bllrerjicj oold, Wot Zlne or
Ceptwr.tl. eVanldo t-t. Mallln envelope jjnd
full price list aent on onj-Ucatlon. Control and Urn
plro work; iollcl ted. lUruroocei Carbonate Nt
bona ilaalc
BORAX A SAfE PREVENTIVE FOR LICE
IN POULTRY SIMPLE, CHEAP.
HARMLESS.
"20-MuJe-Tcam" Borax was a rood Uilnir to rid
poultry of Hce. I had used ao much Inflammable1
LIco killers that my Poultry Houses were regular
fire traps. I trave my S. C. W, Leghorn house a
good sprayinc Just two months ago. Since I ham
caught several hens and I found no lice. I ana rid
of lice and shall continue to use "20-Mule-Team"
Borax as a spray, also as a wash.
MRS, B. H. BUFFHAM. Boswell. New Mexico.
All dealers. V, I, 6 lb packages. Free samp!
to prove above. Booklet and Lace Design. 10 cents.
Pacific Coast Borax Co., Oakland, Cat.
SC Q BXffiES OUT
O.da BLOOD HUMOUS
of the bodv. but throuirh its
thousands of pores and glands it performs the great and necessary work of
regulating our temperatures, and also assists in disposing of tlie'refuse and
waste matters of the system by the constant evaporation that goes on
through, tliese little tuDes. io perioral iiiesc uuuci uaaua ouu u.w
which connect and surround the pores and glands must be continually nour
ished by pure blood. When from any cause the circulation becomes infected
with impurities and humors, it lose3 its strengthening powers and begins to
disease and irritate the delicate tissues, and produces Eczema, Acne, Tetter,
or some other itching, disfiguring skin trouble. S. S. S. cures skin diseases
of every kind by going down into the circulation and neutralizing and remov
ing the impurities and humors. It changes the quality of the blood from an
acrid, fiery fluid to a cooling, health-producing stream, which, instead of
irritating and inflaming the skin, cures and nourishes it by it3 soothing,
healthful qualities. Salves, washes, lotions, etc., may be used for any tem
porary comfort or cleanliness they afford, but skin diseases cannot be cured
until S. S. S. has purified the blood. Book on Skin Diseases and any med
ical advice sent free. " THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
Crescent
Egg-Phosphate
WILL DO All
THAT 1ST
Hxairsics)
rowDS wu
DO AM)
DO n Ben tat
BAKING POWDER
A FULL POUND 25c.
Get it from
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Physicians Recommend Castoria
CASTOEIA has mot with pronounced favor on the part of physicians, pharma
ceutical societies and medical authorities. It is used by physicians with
results most gratifying. The extended use of Castoria is unquestionably tho
result of three facts, first The disputable evidence that it is harmless;:
Second That it not only allays stomach pains and quiets the nerves, but assimi
lates the food : Third It is an agreeable and perfect substitute for Castor Oil
It is absolutely safe. It does not contain any Opium, Morphine, or other narcotic
and does not stupefy. It i3 unlike Soothing Syrups, Batoman's Drops, Godfrey's
Cordial, etc. This is a good deal for a Medical Journal to say. Our duty, how
ever, is to expose danger and record the means of advancing health. The day
for poisoning innocent ohildren through greed or ignorance ought to end. To
our knowledge, Castoria is a remedy which produces composure and health, by
regulating the system not by' stupefying it and our readers are entitled to
the information. Sail's Journal of Health.
addressed to thas. 11. f Eetcher.
Dr. B. Halstead Scott, of Chicago, Ills., says: "I have prescribed your
Castoria often for infants during my practice, and find it very satisfactory."
Dr. "William, Belmont, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: "Your Castoria standa
flrot in its class. In my thirty years of practice I can say I never have
found anything that so filled the place."
Dr. J. H. Taft, of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: "I have used your Castoria and
found it an excellent remedy in my household and private practice for
many years. The formula Is excellent"
Dr. It. J. Hamlen, of Detroit, Mich., says: "I prescribe your Castoria
extensively, as I have novor found anything to equal it for children's
troubles. I am aware that thero are Imitations In the field, hut I always
see that my patients got Fletcher's."
Dr. Wm. J McCrann, of Omaha, Neb., says: "As tho father of thirteen
children I certainly know something about your great medicine, and aside
flom my own family experience I have in my years of practice found Cas
toria a popular and efilclent remedy In almost every home."
Dr. J. It. Clausen, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: "Tho name that your Cas
toria has mado for itself In tho tons of thousands of homes blessed by tho
presence of children, scarcely needs to ho supplemented by tho endorse
ment of tho medical profession, but I, for one, most heartily endorse it and
believe it an excellent remedy."
Dr. R. M. "Ward, of Kansas City, Mo., says: "Physicians generally do not
prescribe proprietary preparations, but In tho case of Castoria my experi
ence, like that of many other physicians, has taught me to mako an ex
ception. I prescribe your Castoria in my practice because I have found it
to be a thoroughly reliablo remedy for children's complaints. Any physl
clan who has raised a family, as I have, will Join mo In heartiest recom.
taendatlon of Castoria."
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
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