' Sled Aunt II.pIull.fth. "K
rtK-STblm h.'llh.U jrou for It,
y".??jtlM nwrrlod ft man who
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"WHIZ"
A New Pror Card Game
.t. nd buy a pound package of
ft!BOBA. .. Out off lh. top
10 .,kare and mall o i "
felKomiwlMU promptly ..nt you pre-
2sy,ro.lMdlth.bop.. You can
V.l1lieU-
m.m
lilk.
IFVOUVB
NEVER VORN
towers
SUCKER
wuveyet
(n learnt H bod IV
comfort it gives In
the wettest weather
Hard tFfVice
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GUARANTEED
WATERPROOF
ATAUCOOOSTOBO
catalog me
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IMUMUWI1W(1(M
KASPARILLA
xi..uiu Imim-lintil rrmrdv Is moat
pcctssfullr presenbed for a "world of
toobltt." For derangements of the di
mttve organs it Is n natural corrective,
Ktntlse directly upon the liver nnd all
astir canal, gently but persistently
itoU'lne b healthful activity. 'Its
Uttfciil influence extends, however, to
tmyportion of the system, aiding in the
trocasti of digestion and assimilation of
bod, promoting a wholesome, natural
rjprtite. correcting sour stomach, bad
buth, irregularities of the bowels, con-rS-atioa
and the long list of troubles
forth; traceable to those unwholesome
cosdhions. Kasparilla dispels drowsi
tes, headache, backache and dcspotid
r.er due to inactivity of the liver,
lidatji and digestive tract. It is a
ftugtbening tonic of the highest value.
Ii it fails to satisfy we authorize nil
aim to refund the purchase price.
EOYXCiiSMicJaCo, Portland, Oregon
tv C. Gee Wo
The Song
of the Hair
There arc four verses. Verse
1. Ayer's Holr Vigor makes
the hair grow. Verse 2. Ayer's
Hair Vigor stops falling hair.
Verse 3. Ayer's Hair Vigor
cures dandruff. Verse 4.
Ayer's Hair Vigor always re
stores color to gray hair. The
chorus Is sung by millions,
" Before tulng Ayer's Hair Vlpor I hid vtrr
thin and very poor hair. Hut 1 continued i tJ
ttia the Vigor until my hair arV.Ur lmpr0d
n eTery way. I hay.' t, Tt off IndTn f'?
A
Had br J. 0, Avar Co.. Lowell, Kail.
Alio manufaoturtrs of
9 fiABUPlDtll 1
11 0TQ PILLS.
If W J CUEMY PECTOttAL.
Apportioning the Year.
Now strolls the youth beside the sea,
No longer grimly thrifty, v
For Just two weeks' vacation ho
Must vara up coin for fifty.
Washington Star.
Mothers wtlt And Mrs. Wlns1ows Boothlag
Byrup (tan twit remedy to um for their childnsj
aurlng tbe teething period.
Hevrraal of Farm.
"Scrnnley, have you abandoned tbe lee
ture platform for Rood?"
"I have, Horrockd. I married a sifted
and eloquent woman and I'm the audi
enco now."
Tba wall known reliable
CHINESE
Root and Kerb
DOCTOR
i nf mn-U a Ufa ttu-ir of
I ........... itvrivi muu i u
Inj to the worU hU voudor-
iui rviriim
i ii.i isvt i. i ui ivirtum,
Wwcwy. Peitont or Drugs Used-Mc Cures
Rtat Operation, or Without the Aid of a KnIU
a 1 im trri Ka wvr vAinrrB. .Atmnift, juna
Pfw. Bttlra, N.rtou.nw. Nortoiu IXehllltr.
ESS5VJ', KI4d.? .TroHhlwrolw Let U&atiood.
IWJ.WtAkliM.Bnit All t'Ul. Illuu
wltahtd from Peklnr. China-Safe, Sure
iiunciiauic.
fflOnABEAPMfixEt) jXJN'T DELAY.
"WomMmJI, wrltWor.ytnpton blank mdolro
Mrintiit.,Cor UoirlMo, i'ortlaod, Oragon.
riMt ii.ntloo Thl rir.
Shake Into Your Shoes
Allen' FooiEaae. a powder for the feet. It cures
painful, swollen, smarting-, sweating- feet. Make
new ebooa cany. Bold by all DrusstUta and 8ho
fltnrra. Don't accept anr aubatituU. Sample
FJIBB. Addreaa A. B. Olmated, he Iter. N. Y.
Oea. Corliln Mke Old Clothe.
Ever see Gen. Corhln's old vhoesT lis
bad thorn made four yean ago when be
went to the Philippines, and he's wearing
'era yet. They're great. Tbe general de
tests a new pair of shoes or a new suit
of clothes. A young fellow came along to
bis placo near Washington recently and
said :
"Sir, I don't want to asV for money,
but I would be grateful If you would give
me an old suit of clothe."
"Not by a good sight." said the general,
"but there Is a new suit Inside you can
have." New York Sun.
Catarrh Cannot be Cured
with I.OCAI.AITUCATION8.M thcr cannot
reacli tbeacat o! the dl.eaae. Catarrh la a blood
or eunitltutlonal dleate, and In order o euro
It you mint take Internal retncdlci. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, and acts dl
rovtly upon the blood aud lnucoui surfaces.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is not a quack medicine.
It wa pretcribod by ono of the beat pbTaleiana
In thlacounta for years and is n regular pre
rrlptlon. It Is rorapnted o( the beat tnnlca
know .combined with the best blood purifiers,
Bctiiiif dlrerllynn thetnuroua surfarea. TJio
iwrfect romblnatlnnof the tno liiKredlontala
what prod urea auch wonderful retulta In cur
ing Catarrh fend for ti-it'rnonlala free.
, , P. J. CtlENKY A CO.. 1'rot.a., Toledo, O.
Bold br DniriilMa, prlra7Sc.
Tako llall'a Family Pills for romtlpatlon,
Th Lnnd of the Pres.
"Thero's eight nations represlnted In
this ward of ours," aald Mr. Hullorat'
to his wife on bis return from n politi
cal meeting. H began to count them
off on his fingers.
"There's Irish, Ifrlnch, Eyctnllans,
Poles, Ocrmnna, Itoosalons, Greeks
an' "
Mr. Hnlloran stopped, nnd began
again :
"Thero's Irian, Frincb, Eyetallnnh,
Poles, Germans. Rooslans, Greeks an
ain't it queer I dlsremlmher tha other
wnn? There's Irish, Frincb "
"Mnybo 'twas Americans," suggested
Mrs. Hallornn.
"Sure, that's it," sold her husband.
"I couldn't think."
WffiN A WOMAN WRITES A CHECK
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RomolcsDittesHonfltffrTiJ.
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NotNah coTin. i
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new ondLoss or Sleep.
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- NEW YORK.
GASTQBIA
Tor Infanta and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
, Signature
of
mutpici. under M
1t py of Wrapper.
in
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
CASTORIA
Ti ifn hw rTt
I 1 - - isaassssjsMsjr---1
Why is it thnt the nverngo woman
innnot bo taught to wrlto or Indorse n
hank check? It is regarded by bnnk
olllclnls and employes ns the eighth
wonder of tho world and a never to bo
solved mystery why It ennnot be done,
but It Is generally admitted that It Is
ono of the imposalblu things compnrnble
only to the riddle of the sphinx or
wiuiirlng the circle.
Tho numerical amount on tho date
lino, no dato at all, the written amount
where the nnmo of the pages should bo
written (nnd tho written nnd printed
nmount,ito disagree nt least 50 cents),
nny signature In nny; plnce the back
of the check Is Just as good as any
where else nnd a sniff or a fus If tho
prematurely gray pnylng teller dares
to mnko a correction 1 That's the way
tho average woman banks, except that
ho can ring in a dozen changes In as
mnny minutes. "And tho ladles, God
bless 'cm," said tho president of one
of the big trust companies, "nil love to
bnnk nnd they arc all at It. The gener
ality of them would rather havo a bank
account and have it overdrawn 7 cents
than sport a Bolld silver purse full of
shining gold coin. 'My bank' nro words
that they linger over lovingly nnd their
elation knows no bounds when a type
written letter from the cashier requests
Mrs. X. to call at the bnnk In reg'nrd
to her account, which is overdrawn
$3.83.
"Only recently a prominent Chicago
woman, upon receiving ono of these no
tices from our bank, rushed in breath
lodsly nnd confided to tho cashier that
she did not know any monoy was com
ing to her, for she thought she had
drawn It nil out, and she asked sweetly
how sho could get It. Should she make
a check for It or would the teller give
It to her If she presented tho slip tho
hank had sent her.
"Hut It Is not.alwnys the women who
show Ignorance of the forms of hand
ling checking accounts, and at tho end
of a week will go over them and make"
them bnlnnce to n cent. Hut a business
man with a savings nccount very fre
quently gets himself sadly tangled up.
Tho savings bnnk book always seems to
him to bo a Chinese puzzle, and mnny
nro tho breaks ho will mnke. Ho will
sometimes write out nn order for his
nccount on tho bank book itself, nnd
send somo ono to collect It"
Tho women Imvo a very satisfactory
way to themselves, if not to tho bank
olllclnls, of adding sulllclent funds to
their nccount to meet nn overdraft.
Only a few days ago a Indy who had
been notified thnt her nccount wns bad
ly overdrawn presented herself to tln
cnshler nnd nttked Just what sho must
1i to rectify tho mistake. Ho courte
ously oxplnlnod thnt sho must deposit
enough money In tho bank or a check
Inrgo enough to cover tho nmount due.
Her fnco brightened nnd Sho sighed ns
If u great lond were taken oft her mind.
sat calmly down nnd wrote n check for
tho amount duo and sho drew It upon
tho same account and tho samo bnnk.
Sho does not understand to this dny
why tho bnnk would not accept It. Just
glvo a womnn a chock book and there
Is no tolling to whnt lengths she can
uid will go.
Mnny amusing tnles of women's bank
ing methods are told. An olllclnl of a
Chicago banking company snld a lndy
walked Into his bnnk reecntly nnd re
quoBtcd n lonn of $500. Sho was asked
for her security whether she owned
property or lnnd In tho city. Sho re
plied In tho negnttve, whereupon the
olllclnl snld that ho was sorry, but thoy
did not do business on such terms. The
lady was more than Indlgnnnt and In
slsted thnt ho go out nnd look at tho
sign on his building and then ho would
very plainly seo tho word "trust." She
guessed whnt thnt meant because her
grocer trusted her and Bho never hnd to'
glvo him any security.
"Now money," not tho sound article,
is tho cry of tho femnlo Ununcler, and.
woo to tho bnnk that Is not prepared" to
hand out fresh, crisp bills and nowl.
minted coin In return for a mixed tip.
bndly written, Ink bedaubed clieek.
Women object strenuously to making
out tholr own deposit slips and ennnot
or will rot understand thnt tho bnnk
request them to do it for their own
protection. A great many women re
qulro tho toller to make out their
checks. Not long ngo n bank had an
amusing exporlenco with a new depos
itor. Sho confesood to tho teller thnt
sho did not know how to mnko a check,
and ho made It out for her, oxplnlnlnp
as ho went along. Then ho.handed U
to her, saying: "Sign, madam, lower
lino, plcnso." Sho took tho check and
delivered tho goods all right, for when
I sho returned it for payment the cheek
wns signed "Lower lino" in a dainty
hand.
At ono of tho big national banks somv
months ngo a perfumed, crested noto of
a depositor of tho bnnk rend; "Plenso
stop payment on check No. 107, ns I
havo accidentally burned tho same." A
depositor nt tho samo bank was notified
that her account was overdrawn, but
still her checks continued to pour In.
When they did not censo for four or flv
days nn olllclnl called her up on the tel
ephone nnd told her that payment
would bo stopped on her checks unles-
slio made her account good. Sho puffed
right up nnd said she would show him
that ho was wrong nnd that sho hnd
money in tho bank. Half an hour later
she camo down to tho bnnk with her
check book nnd the explanation that
"she knew she wns right, for there were
nt least half a dozen blank checks left
in the book I"
Another peculiarity Is the way they
mnko out checks to themselves. Where
n mnn makes It out to "cash" a woman
makes it to tho order of Mary Brown,
signs-it Mary Brown, and turns it oven
and Indorses it "Mary Brown." Thus
fnr have women progressed In the last
ten years, since It become common for
them to do general banking business.
It remains to bo seen how much they
will develop In the next ten years.
Chlcngo Inter Ocean.
AUTOS CHURN BUTTER.
Parmer Utlllce Hoot-Watron "While
Tlicy Are CroxalnK Bridge.
"Tlie road that runs from Denver out
past Petersburg nnd on down to Little
ton, Castle- Sock, Larkspur, Paln?fr
Lake, Colorado Springs and all points
south" passes the home of John C.
Mulcr nnd is thickly traverecd-by nuto
mrjbilcs. In fnct, one of those Joy bug
gies comes sky-hootm along abont er-1
ery second, or perhaps oftener, keeping
peaceable residents of that community
either sidling along ns close to the edge
of the road ns the bnrb wire will per
mit, or climbing trees.
It occurred to Muler thnt with nil
thoso autos streaming by ho might util
ize them to his own ndvnntnge, and
auto-churned butter Is the result.
There's a small bridge, about 20 feet
long, over a little ditch In front of his
house. He just took up the floor of
that bridge nnd relnld it, in corduroy
fashion, with round pieces of timber set
POWEB FROM TASSINO AUTOS.
very closely together, but which revolve
when ,an nuto or nny other vehicle
strikes them. Then, under thnt bridge
nnd nttnehed ta tho logs, he framed up
n system of cogs which work whenever
the bridge floor does. He carried a
piece of belting to the house nnd at
tached It to tho handle of a revolving
churn.
Now, every time anything passes over
thnt bridge the lloor turns, nnd the
turning of tho floor turns his churn,
over nnd over, with marvelous rapidity.
Tho autos and other vehicles come 'so
closely together that Muler soon hns n
mess of ery fine butter churned up.
MAY SAVE MANY LIVES.
Stlckern on Dottle AVnrnlns It Con
tnln I'olnon.
As long as people, through careless
ness or otherwise, will contlnuo to ad
minister poison In mistake for medi
cine, In mnny cases
causing death to the
patient, radlcnl
measures must be
adopted to prevent
such accidents. A
California mnn, in
working on the prob
lem, devised a
Bchcme which should
undoubtedly provo
effective. Accord
ingly he patented
tho Idea. Tho poison
is sold only In bot
tles of peculiar
form, tho surface
consisting of numer
ous projecting
rmlnia n nnrami
In hasto picks up tho poison bottle In
mistake for another potion ho will be
quickly apprised of the fact by the
stickers on tb bottle. These stickers
will naturally inform him at onco that
ho has tho wrong bottle, causing him to
drop It hastily and contlnuo. his search.
Tha Occasion for It.
"Ho says ho never prnyed in nil his
life."
"Whnt & monotonous existence t Ap
parently ho has never been in' a tight
nlaco." Tho Catholic Standard and
Time.
'o o o l
S S.
MAKES
A LASTING CURE
There arc certain mineral medicines which will remove the external
symptoms of Contagious Blood Poison, and shut the disease up in the
system for awhile, but when the treatment is left off the disease will surely
return. Then the loathsome symptoms of ulcerated mouth and throat,
copper-colored spots, falling hair, sores and ulcers, etc., are usually worse
because the disease has made rapid progress ,on the internal members, and
weakened the constitution and general health of the sufferer. S. S. S. is
tlie only remedy that can be used with perfect safety in the treatment of
Contagious Blood Poison, and with the assurance that a lasting cure will
result. This medicine, made entirely of roots and herbs of recognized
curative and tonic value, antidotes and destroys tlie powerful virus of the
disease, and by purifying the blood of every particle of the poison and
enriching and strengthening the circulation, removes every sypmptom of
the trouble. S. B. Sfrxloes not hide or cover up the disease in any way, but
drives it entirely out from the blood, leaving not the slightest trace for
future outbreaks. Home treatment book with valuable information and
any medical advice desired sent free to all who write
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
Item of Interest.
Chattel mortgages.
Bonds.
Promissory notes.
Pawnshops.
Loans. Toledo Blade.
Seeking a Fitting Rnrlronment.
Mrs. Ilaynor Your brother Algy is
going to spend tbe rest of the summer In
a logging camp, is be? What is his idea
in doing that?
Mrs. Shyne The poor boy has taken
a notion that he wants to wear a French
beard, and he's going there to try to raise
the necessary foundation for it.
OTC St. Vltai Dance ana orrona vtaeaae panaa
II 1 J nasUy car.d br Dr. 1 .toe'a Groat Nerre Re
atorer. Send for rSEC S3. 00 trial bottle and treatise.
Or. JL U. Kline. Ld., HI Arch St.. Philadelphia, Fa.
Tt Kaultr Construction.
"I vjas away up in front," Mrs. Lap
sling was saying, "and yet I couldn't
hear half the actors said. I tell yon
there's something wrong with the agnostic
properties aof that theater." Chicago
Tribune.
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some family laxative Is the well-known
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WHEN YOU GOME TO PORTLAND
ARRANGE TO STOP AT
THE CORNELIUS
PARK AND ALDER STS.
A New and Modern European Hotel, catering
particularly to State people. A refined place for
ladies visiting the city, clone to the shopping
center. Rates reasonable. Free Bus.
H. K. CU'.XE, (late of PortJantJ Ketel) Mgr.
CRESCENT
EGG-PHOSPHATE
BAKING POWDER
A modern lea verier at
a moderate price; is 30
per cent more efficient
than "Trust" or Crean
of-Tartar products and
absolutely free from the
health-racking Rocheile
Salts residue invariably
accompanying their use.
Get it from your Grocer
25c - FULL POUND 25c
la onr troath al . Il..r In anjr way to the above? It
KS, no need to wear a vobbljr, unuwible partial plats
or Ill-tittin--. ordinary bridge ork. The Dr. Wla
a stem of
"TEE'H W.THCUr PLATES"
The remit ol 21 yeara' experience, tho new way ot
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P N U
No. 38-03
w
flEN -writing to advertisers please
mention tins paper.
BUSINESS COLLEGE
rOIUXAND, ORKQON
BEHNKE-WALKER STUDENTS SUCCEED. WHY?
They are Trained for business in a business-like way.
. Why not enroll in a reputable school that places all of Its graduates?
I. M. WALKER, Pres.
SEND FOR CATALOGUE"
O. A. BOSSERMAN, See.
Cheapness
vs. Quality
In the matter of food you can't afford to
sacrifice Quality for Cheapness. Economy
is right and good but inferior food products
are dear at any price.
Iff BAKING
IV V PflWLlFR
is economical not Cheap, Try
it The best at any price or
your
back.
money
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