Dressing fl no to . i nnn likes a N,iriywwi---n m efhn e h hair more manaec ?f kP It from be ng J '! ends. Something too, ?, wl Ted the hair at the T'n.ularhalr-food. f ill remain w M f". .i..,i nnton the comb! OB . . . ,. ...tlmnnlnl . Lowell. ta"a(. iDnuroturnr of SAKSAPARIILA. ItM I C CUERRV PECTOSAL. r's - U'nnl. Mlli - .11. it. 'iiAiifVMtnflr A con '-:- ., .,,, jjlt,"1 fald t w""! ;Sr .bout Itn naked rm P. w like It. toftther with any number dl S i and expect to keep the pattern -Jlr fctoken n w rrjuoceu m ... . "" 1. ..lnf ii ufnril to Uli kj'i notice jrimou' p-v" " Nil M IS '""' 7 . mi III tk It." a'1 ,be customer. -Chi- Sf) Tribune. de an tbt ' seti VRff Tietft rtr xiu.il deetrnie.ftll tlie comfort o9m WW itn. lAHtlltl nnin uml niKM ----- T- -,-r Cin newt, and bO-jscM ' nerr i without luem. ? . .... k. ..i . r. Aunt firalHIia for zflo. IEH YOU COME TO PORTLAND AWUNGE TO STOP AT THE CORNELIUS TAJIK AND At.DEItSTS. IKreuid Modern European Hotel, caterinir eritsWr to Stste people. A refined place for Ua ikltitf the city. cloo to tho shopping dc. Kile reonW. Free liui. LLCUHIE, (late of Porflud Hottl) Hp. C. Gee Wo The well known reliable CHINESE Root and Herb DOCTOR Hftf mede a life elpdy of miiiini neru., oii i in inu tulrdlcrlri4 1 Kir. Inu to Ilia world hU wonder. ful rtnfMllM it Ktrcury, Pelion or Drugs Used-He Cures Mm Owium. or Witttoul the Aid of a KnlU uiurutw to Cum Cttirr.i, Aclhron, Luna, Mnnoutlia, NTTOu-ttni. Ncrtnu fM.lIUr. l'ri alii lliMifthtMi A RTTPP nATJrrt5 -tticc wKtuKcd from Peklnr. Chlna-Sof.. Sura onu liciiauie. BTOpinEAKMCTKIl. DON'T DKLAV. CONK! !l TATinw raimro wcuietnll, elite for ymMon tiUnkandeiroa KMUntbt.. Oor. MorriMw. i'orlUnu, Oreeoo. Products Peerless IMed ESeef Unlike tlio ordinary dried W-lhrt sold in bulk Peerless Dried Dec! comes h a acalod fjla3s ar k which It i3 packed tho Jentitis sliced into tnow Wcious thin wafers. None of the rich natural or goodness escapes Oftooul It reaches you with all tno nutri- retained. Ify's Peerless Dried etl11 only one of a Groat "ofhighdo, rerve.P"ro food products WWte Kllchcn. OIL,.. ' LIIliy, McNeill ilr Nowod And you pntd only oa ecntri for that lint? Mrs, Old wed Thnt'B all. t .. n irua uiT" lighted, of course? Mm. Oltlwctl -I hopo you don't think I wnn foolish enough to tell him I got ouch n clionp tint. Mrs, Nowed Whore would the foot. Ish pnrt couio In? Mrs, Oldwed Why, If I told him whnt It cost he'd oxpoct mo to bo sat isfied with hnrgnln counter hnts nil tlio rest of my dnys. Btato of Ohio, City of Toledo Lucn County, I Frnnk 3. rjioney Jnnkciontlillmt lie Imonlnr put tnor of tho llrm of V, J. cuienoy li Co fiStSZ nforoaald.nml thntun ( firm will .ov tli.Min of OSK ilUNDHKU IIOiIIaHH for JJe evorycttMi of ( ftinrrh tlmt ennnot bo cured bv Uio uo of Ilnll'i Cotnrrh Curo. uy Bmrn to tMfnro mo nnd innalUunSn enco,tlifiOtlidyofDcccintr A D lStf. (Bcal.) A. W. 01,1 A HON, Ilall's CUrrb Cure Istnkon fmcMy.m. Mtedlrot'tlyupon tlio Moo.I atnl miieoiwaur. rec of tho.y.tom. taintntlnoSSiii ... p-Jc,,,NKY&CO.,Toledo.O, Sold Jir a druB(.., 7s,., " Take nail's Famllyi'M, for eonitljmtlon, linn n Iletlrr Thlnjr, "I used to know thnt mnn when ho wns a striiKgllng lawyer. What bualnes does he follbw now?" "Rklnimhif; cream," "Hkliiimlng cream? Is ho In the dairy business?" "Dairy nothing 1 He's receiver for s bankrupt trust company." OrlKliml. "Jones Is certainly original." "Why?" "Well, he's written a melodrama nnd qo'b dono nwny with the 'old mill' nnd the 'missing pniwrs' n:id tho 'hand-to-hand encounter ou tho cliff.'" Detroit Freo Press. Hr Ilia Pen. Wcnlthy Stranger Vcs, I made my money, every fnrthlng of It, by my pen. Youth Ah, a novelist, or a drama' tlst, maybe. Wealthy Stranger Not me. I used to keep a sheep farm In Now Zealand, Okt Rein to Iter Thoughts. "Looks u bit like rnln, ma'am," ob served tho friendly milkman as ht handed In his morning pint "It dis( Indoed," replied the ready witted housekeeper, with her gaze fixed on the bottlo, Huston Transcript SINKS AND DRAINS A FRE- QUENUAUSEJFTYPHOID Purify These and You Will Be Safe From Gomiagion DISINFECTING THE ONLY PREVENTIVE Borax, a Simple, Safe and Sure Method Two tnblesnoonfula of Bornx In n nnilful of hot water nourod down tho p;rcnso-chokcd pipes of ti sink, or flushed through n dlaoasc-iaucn drum, cieunscs nnd purifies it, leaving it clean and sweet Hed clotlilnir nnd clothes used in u sick roomenn bcnindo hygicnicnlly clean nnd snowy-white, if wufihcd in a hot solution of norax water. Kitchen and cntinir utensils, UBCd dur- intr illnoHH will be kent from nil nosei- bility of contajjion if Borax is used when wanning mem. I'uro as biiow unu imrm less ns Halt, nnd because it can be used for almost overy domestic and medical purpose, Bornx must be considered the ono great uouscnoiu necessity. Local ftceoU wantoJ. Write for money meklng pln iiui tuiniucua bdiiio oi iuv sirougcat tobacco in tho world, aud she makes uso if the crop herself. So It X. Teacher If a vohlclo with two wheels Is a blcyclo and one with three wheels is a trlcyclo, wlrnt Is ono with only one wheel? Scholar A wheelbarrow. Illustrat ed Bits. Onlr Then. Tilttln hav. do vou ever swear?" "No, ma'am, 'ceptln' when It's nec'sary and I gotta do it." "When Is It necesnary to swear?" "W'en de empire calls ye out on two strikos an a ball." Stnnillnur nnd Sitting. Sho sat for an oil portrait of bersolf, did she not?" "Yep, Jinx wns the artist" "How'd It come out?" "She sat for It but when she saw 11 she wouldn't stand for it" Houston Post Tim tflflnlinno ha not reached tho point of a domestic convenience in France, It is hut llttlo used hy tho public generally. UISHOP WHOSE DEATH IS MOUBRED BY THOUSANDS. Henry Codrnnn Potter, Dishop of tho Episcopal diocese of New York, whoso death Is mourned by thousands, wns born in Schehectndy, N. Y. In 1830, and came from a family of famous churchmen. His fnther nnd an unclo wero bishops beforo him, nnd It wns natural for him to follow in their footsteps. It was not the original Intention of his father to have him enter tho ministry. The elder Potter selected the life of a gfocerymnii for his son, nnd this was the first business in which ho engaged after leaving school. It wns not to IiIh liking, nnd ho entered the Episcopal Seminary of Virginia nt Alexandria, from which he graduated in 3857 at tho nge of 22, when he wns ordained n deacon. Bishop Potter wns well known as an educator. His Influence In secular affairs extended far beyond the pale of the church. As bishop his Influence In broadening the human sympathies of church work throughout tho dloccso and In bringing it into touch with the social movements of a complex civilization was incalculable, nnd he always accom plished his ends without weakening tho church's tenets or compromising its historic nnd llturglc integrity, of which he' wns. a staunch upholder. Cul tured, suave, a ivrlnce nt dinner, he wns yet. whenever occasion required, n rugged defender of his faith, nnd his unwavering fnlth wns that of his church. The bishop was married twice. Ills second wife and several children by his first marriage survive him. Truth and Quality appoal to tho WolMnformod In ovory walk of llfo and aro cssontinl to por nianont success nnd orodltablo stand ing. Accordlnoly, it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Sonnn Is tho only remedy of known valuo, but wno of many ronsons why it is tho best of porsonal, and family Irvxatlvos Is tho fact that It clonnsos, swootonB nnd rollovoa tho Intornnl organs on which It acts without any dobllltatlng aftor offocts and without nvlng to lnoronso tho quantity from Umo to tltno. It nots nleasantly and naturally and truly as a laxutlvo. and Its componont parts are known to and approved by phyBlolnns, as It Is freo from all objootionablo substances. To got us bontjflclat offoota always purchase tho gonulno manufactured by tho Call fornla Fig Syrup Co,, only, and for Ml9 by M loading druggists. IBftVerition The meteor trains studied by Prof Trowbridge of Columbia University, are tlio luminous streaks often seen In the wnko of shooting stars, and they may contlnuu ninny minutes, or even nn hour or more. They drift slowly nnd become distorted, ns If by air currents. They seem to be self-luminous, nnd may sometimes be seen In daytime. They somewhat resemble the after-glow on turning off tho surrent from vacuum tubo electrodes. Tho glow Is greenish yellow, diffuses 100 ynrds n minute, nnd is most striking nt n pressure calcu lated to bo that of tho atmospphcro nt i height of flfty-llvo miles. Itecent study of tho Hottentot tribes In Southwestern Africa leads to the Interesting suggestion that tho nushmnn typo of negro ouco ranged from Central and Western Europo, across the Mediterranean, nnd down tho east coast of Africa, to the lands whero these people aro now found. This is based upon the superficial re semblance In features between somo of the Buslunnn nnd Hottentot types nnd some of tho peasant population of pnrts of Central Europe, eastern Franco nnd some parts of Ireland. Sir II. II. John ston remarks thnt tho Bushman tribes aro scarcely In an ago of stone, but rather In nn ago of bono, wood and skins. Their arrow heads aro usually mado of bone. Wood, leather, gourds nnd thorns are tho nirttorlals from which utoiiBllH nnd ornaments nro com monly made. Now that tho season of thunder storms Is here, this long-dobated sub ject assumes fresh Interest, It has been redlscussed by Dr. A. W. Borth- wick, In "Notes from the Koynl Botanic Garden of Edinburgh," who concludes that no tree Is Immune, nnd thnt light ning will strlko ono species quite ns readily ns another. In opposition to tho popular hollef that "It Is qulto safo to stand under a hooch, while tho dan ger under a resinous treo or an oak is, respectively, 15 or 50 times as great." Doctor Borthwiek says that tho beech is struck qulto as frequently ns any othor treo. Apparently tho taller trees In any neighborhood nro tlio ones most llnblo to bo struck. If tho uso of tho various means of communication Is to bo considered ns n measure of civilization, this country certainly appears to an advantage when compared with Europe. Tho last fig ures obtainable nro for tno year ending January 1. 1003. Of letters and pos- tal cards, each 1,000 persons Bont 0,710, ns compared to 20,554 for Europo. In the .attor of tolegranis each 1,000 Americans scut 1,000 messages for every 731 transmitted by Europeans. But It is In the matter of telephonic messages that the Inhabitants of the United States far surpassed those of tho Old World. While each 1,000 of population In the old country sent 7,304 messages by tho telephone, each 1,000 Americans sent 44,344, or more than six times as many. LOSES PRESENCE OP MIND. Client, Tlioiiffh Forevrnrneil, Pnt HoNtcaH In n I'rcdlciunciit. An nmusing nnecdote wns told by h young matron the other day npropoa of nbsent-mlnded persons. Sho hnd been married only n short time nnd wns giv ing a luncheon to some of her mother's friends. Sho wns particularly nnxlous to hnve everything go off well, that her reputation ns n housekeeper might bo established. Tlio little menu wns made out after much consultation with tho now French cook. Sho hnd trimmed the table with her own bauds and all wns In charming readiness, when nt tho eleventh hour nn old school friend ar rived from out of town nnd asked if she could stay for luncheon. It wns most inconvenient, but tho wnrm hearted brldo welcomed her. "Stay, by nil means, dear Amy," shb said. "But thero is ono condition. Please do not take any chaudfrolds. There was not enough chlckon nnd the cook has only Just told mo. 'These French people nro so economical. But, after all, If you and I both say 'No' to them, they are sure to go nround Don't forget, dear." Amy promised fnithfully and went upstairs to preparo for tho party. Tho guests arrived promptly and tho lunch con began with nn excellent melon for ench. Tho hostess, having been warn ed against too much food, especially ns thero was to bo bridge afterwards, had ait out nil tho oxtrns nnd limited her dishes to tho melons, a cheese souflle nnd tho chaudfrolds. Tho laBt sho re fused when they came her way and trembled nt tho small nmount on the dish. Thero was not even any extra aspic Jelly, but sho reflected with re lief that there would be Just enough when Amy refused. Then, to her hor ror, sho saw her absent-mludcd friend not only -tako ono. but two, upon her pinto. Tho waitress had not sufllclent presence of mind to hnlvo tho remaind er, so two women went without any. "And I mil sure," ndded tho nnrrntor, in conclusion, "that they all went homo, hungry. Why, I blush oven now when I think of that luncheon." New York Tribune. Out of tlio Frying Pan. "Do you lovo mo well enough to glvo up cigars?" "Certainly, Besides, nftor wo art. married I won't bo nblo to nfford nny-. thing but a pipe." Illinois Stato Journal. An ounco of action Is better than u pound of that tired feeling. 1 SeS.Se NATURE'S PERFECT TONIC There Is scarcely any one, no matter how vigorous and healthy, who docs not need a tonfc sometimes. Little physical irregularities upset the system, the appetite fails, digestion is poor, the body feels tired and worn out, and other unpleasant symptoms give warning that the system Is disor dered and needs assistance to ward off, perhaps, some serious sickness or ailment, S. S. S. is recognized everywhere ns the best of all tonics, nature's medicine, .made entirely of healing, cleansing, invigorating roots and herbs, a systemic remedy without an equal. S. S. S. has the additional value of being the greatest of all blood purifiers. It re-establishes the healthy circu lation of the blood, rids the body of that tired, worn-out feeling, improves the appetite and digestion, and brings about a return of health to those whose systems have been weakened or depleted. S. S. S. acts more promptly and pleasantly than any other medicine, and those who are run down in health should commence its use at once. It will thoroughly purify the blood and tone up the system, S. S. S. is admirably suited for a systemic remedy because it is free from minerals ; it may be used without harmful results by persons of any age, and no unpleasant effects ever follow. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. Nothing Doing. Diogenes had abandoned the search. "It's a waste of time," ho said. "Every time I think I've found an honest man he turns out to be a hireling of some predatory trust." Winking nt the bystanders, he extin guished his lantern. Chicago Tribune. Ilecrndeacencc. "I see that Little Lcejip Is to sing and dance at another dinner somewhere or other." "What I Is she alive yet?" "No; again." , You Can Get Allen's Toot-Case f REC , Write Allen S. Olmited, Lo Roy, N, Y for a Irco sample of Allen's Foot-Kate. It cures sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain curo for corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug ging sell it. 25c. Don't accept any substitute Getting Clone to Nat are. "Wrigiey, what ever became of that little Miss Goodsole?" "She turned sociologist and married a tramp." "Why, I heard her say once that you were her beau ideal of a man." "Did you? Well, she passed me up for a hobo ideal of a man." , Not Good Form. "When shall I call again with this bill, Mr. Ardup?" "I think, young man, as a concession to the conventionalities, you'd better -not come any more until I have returned at 'east one of your calls." Lifting the Itefcrce. - Itodrick Stood out In the middle of the road the other day to decide an automobile race. They both camo In even. Van Albert It was a toss-up, eh? Itodrick I should say so. I wa trticd over a hiiystnck. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's' Soothing Byrup thf b.3t remedy to tisofoi their ch.'Wr"a during the tc-e thing period. Let no one say that the mind, has n& power over the body. If it can cause such effects ns in the case tnken from Ulk, how much more can It influence the physical conditions of the now and here? "You look pale nnd thin. What's got you?" "Work! From morning till night; and only a one-hour rest." "How long have you been at It?" "I begin to-morrow." CITC St. Vitoe" Dante and ii-rpoe Itwca-e perae ni J neatly cured bjr Dr. i .lne'e Great NerTe Re. etoror. Bond for FREE 43.00 till! bottle nnd treatlia. Dr. Ii. U. Kllco. Ld.. 831 Arch St., Philadelphia, Fa. ThcArtlwf !c Temperament. "Yes," said Mrs. Nurltch, "my soa means to be nn artist" "Indeed?" replied Mrs. Ascum. 'That's a very laudable ambition." "Yes, he thinks it's Just cute to weaj those flowing black ties." Philadel phia Press. 11 2tTUfeSJSfelfi SI a i mm pi ALCOHOL .1 PER PPVT AVgclablelTcparatlonlarAs. Simi!flfinMf!Plhnrfnnirr?pr!iTl-i ting lite Stomachs nMBowIs of For Infants and Children. 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