as a Catarrh Remedy VWUY1!MI17. - tiJ-iA MRS. C. M. TINNCY AlTny nt it, I Mr. Tcnso My htiRbnnd and I neret dtMimto beforo the children. Wo always Hond tlimn out when n quarrel Bocmi! Iinmlnont. ' MIhs 8hnri Aw, I'vo often wondered why they're so much In tho street I IVo Cliiuice, He snvo nn Interview and what he ial,l n Iwlated In a manner most caprl- iiuun ; WHY MAN CAN'T FLY. When ho rofuaed ot (nlk It merely led awiemonia timt Ills alienee aecrned MIRIllclotla. Wnahlnjton Ktnr. 11 m. H. M. Tlni'oy, Htory writer, K. Nuovn St., Dim Antonio, lox., Item 'Dtirinf? 1001 I Buffered from il cutiirrh, which various other . . . fi ti. ii licdli'H iiuicu 10 rcnovo. I'HIv iinlllim nf I'nriinii. wliinli T . entiroly cured mo, tho eulnrrh DMM'i rlnu nml novor returning. IT ilwiri.'ntK I'lioiiriiillv ri'i)timnnil hum to nil Mmlhirly nllllctod." NpllMHild, Ifnlf n century ago tlio croanlnr of tht ! Atlantic wnn nn ordeal to appall the stout- rut. lo-day, Imblen In arma and Invalid need not fenr It. There In a cood deal In Ifnahlon, and If It U the fnwhlon to hurry 'It In nlflo tho faablon to hurry splendid i ly. Obsorver. llroke. MrB. A. When my husband starts on hlN vacation ho nlvvnyu tolls wo ho Ih coming hack Hhortly. Mrs. 'A. And does he coino back Hhortly? Mr. A. No, ho gcnurally comei back short ru. kllon Naulo, 111 4th utieot, hi liny, Wit)., wrlten: Imvo often heard rotunii nrulpcd it Ih moru wldulv known hero than pother medicluo, but I novor know i ii Milcndld mcdluinn it really www ii fow woukfi ni?o when I cnuiiht a pohl which rottlcd all ovor mo. flic doctor wanted to pro crihu, hut Id him I whh koIuk to try l'orunn Bent for a bottle and tried it. folt much hotter tho next morn- Innd within 11 vo days I had not a i of any Inmrno or any ootiiMi. consider It the finest cough remedy." burnt Itibltsta: Homo people pro- tuko tublotu, rather than to Uilco Rclnu in n fluid form. Htsch ponplo Dbliiln I'oninii Lubletn, which ropro- tho ttolid medicinal inredicnta of tun. A Terrible Thought. "I want to bo loved for myelf," ox claimed the romantic heiress. "My deur lady," rejoined Baron Fu hihIi apprehensively, "Is thcro any pos- j .ill. lilt., l.l ...! .. I nil. ill. j iii nun ucillj; u tunc Ul XUlHiaUl'IJ Identity?" Washington Star. Triifnftve. Nan Jack ar-crna to bit considerably aevoteu to me, don't you think? j Kan Yea; ho aecina to be considering "i""i tu ur. ucTOira 10 jou Or DO I. The Natural Heault. "I saw Illlnks this morning and he looks all gone to pieces." "What's tho matter with him?" "He's broke." Halt luioro American. Ipelo, a Southern wood, la now being pmvely utilized m the place of pine Icypreaa. 11 lias been m-rctororo re ed nn of little value, but under the lure of increasing demand it la found utile for a Rtvnl many purposed, but It cornea In contact with the ground - abort-lived. mlnglon a Question of Prevention. iks, drain, entliiK mid cooling utn falck room linen nml clothing f ro ily rnrry the dreaded dlaeaao gurm Iced by the biuaohold lir nub and hylumo clonmlng U the nnfo tinrd uk'hIiikI infection, and auel (riO'ard la found In ihouuivumul house Liieceanity Horax. Ih tlinplu preventive carries In Itfelf, tliiK'Miiilltlen will h enter the ntliric . uiHin t Iio iirtl le to bo clcuiifted In a enle niiinn r, ellinliintlng eery un- boiii- property. reitderiitK it oontauioii '. wlilln n' tho mints time Itorni in of liftrinloH nt cult. kliko in ift illHliifi'itnnlri who dcpond i wieir MirciiKiii oi ounror nnrmr n-to- t'l-teni ii nllici to nrrext or pruvent lik' i u Il'irtt' U .Nultlto'n iciilnlv. lie I tits (to Mnlu and fiy in npph.n s tuple Ron in not water imuiik nil tlio nppli ti iieceaMary and retitit fnit i o iire-crln- f i c ju Im olit.iltted rom any irr'Turor l t In iiuivciilfii , t-f. nomlc 1 hoimo- Ijiu k era i lion to its (iiHcuitfctln ; q inlltlca I ic pcelnlly u iioiiKuhnld ti-cofslty. ca bo lined roi Hdflc nliiir water, c 1 1111.1- miil wlntt iiinif clothe . clear in; the fwl itiittiiB liatida, makes nil oxoulloiit run runover ainl can Ii- unol on tlie ; Iihth or nioitt (Ii ll.-nti! fubrk'M wltiimit ly, while an mi adjunet to (ho limb It vtn nn ouor 01 iMirxpiratiou ami louvos (in 4011 ami Viiveiy, About 11. "Pop, what Is an Immunity bath?" "A plunge, my son, to tell on tht other follow first." IJaltlwore American. Nor Objection (a Tfant. "flo and take your batb, dear," aald Ms mother, "Ilka a little man." "That's the way I want to do!" bowl d Johnny. "Llttlt men nerer Uka a iatb 'ccptln' tbey ffel like IfJ" I'rliflurul KxniiinlR. iTlmt n curious old crank Rnulre l In I III) has lllinifil III vnmi fi.nl Sood I'ood. Think of It Oood t'ood t; lie aaya lie wants tho boy to he fijeet lesson showing the tmnscvud cautlea of Kngllah orthography. Catarrh Envites Consumption It weakens tho delicnto luntr tissues, ilcrnngcs tho (lineativo organs, and breaks down tho Rcuornl health. It often ciuiHes hcutlucho and dizzi iicsfl, impairs tho tatdo, smell and hcni-iug, and affects the voice. IloiiiK a constitutioiml dibenso it re quires a constitutional remedy. Hood's Sarsaparilla Radically and permanently euros. In muni liquid fonn or In chocolated Ublata known n Qarsataba. lew duaaa IL lint In Alileil hr Air In lliinen nnrt ! Well Krnitie. I "uiifrnc as personal mutter can novor bo attempted by man, for tho plain reiiHon that ho Is not provided with a Hying body," writes Dr. Andrew Wilson, "A near neighbor (jtiudrupiJil of his, tho hat, Iiiih evolved Hying ikw crs, hut It Iiiih dovelopiHl n friimo which, like that of the bird, Is inudo for (light iih Its true mciiiis of locomo. thin. "Its boncH aro filled with air and otherwlHo It Iiiih iKilnts whlcl render its aerial trips, not ho extensive ns those of the bird, easily performed. In tue mm, it ih Himply tlio wliolc arm or forellmb which Is modified In tho wing, and It Ih the actual movement of this feathered nrm which propela Its possession through tlie nlr. . "Hut the hat'H (light is of a different kind. It calls to lis aid a skinfold which stretches between the four enor inously elongated flngeiH, rtniH betwcl'ii forellinlm and liludlliiilm and between hlmlllmlHi and tall. In the hat, then; fore, we have something of the boat's sail order of things added to the wing, as opposed to tho movements of tuo wing, pure and simple, In (lie bird. "A (lying fish iIoch not fly. It leap from the sea, spreading Uh big breast Ibis wide, and Is carried so far by tho Initial velocity It acquired In itH pro 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 r- rusli through the water. Nor do tlylng squirrels or (lying lizards lly. They posses folds of skin fringing their bodlfH, which merely act ns pavu ehutoH, Hiistaiiilug them In their aerial leaps from liough to lough. "ICnglneers I111Y0 culculntcd that a re latively enormous amount of energy would bo required to lie exerted by a man to raise him from the ground Into the air under tho existing circum stances of his life. Tills energy It U iiiixiKslhle to generate within the frame, and so the personal (light prob lem must he put out of court altogether. "It may bo a different matter when motor power, light and energy of suf ficient extent can be provided to assist man In his aerial excursions. The Idea that some personal apparatus, so to speak, might enable man to convert himself Into a lller, has Its own attrac tion, and K)sslbly the Idea may take practical shape. Hut the more hopeful solution of human lllght Is the dirigi ble Hying machine, man being merely the passenger In It, and not Its pro pelling genius." Chicago News. TINY FLOWERS IN PORCELAIN. Th I'nco of lllm. "It won't be good for you If you cut my fare," remarked tho man with the sample case, as ho took bis scat in the barber's chair. "Why, what will jou do?" naked tha barber. "Nothing," rejoined the other; "but you'll ba to get a new razor." E'TO Ht Vittii THnrn una all Nervous I)Iimm 1 1 u rfnl"nily cured lir Or. Kllnx'a 11 rent rva Itcaiorvr. Hiil fur KIIU15 lllflnl bollix and lrrlUa.Ur.lUlI.KII.1,ll..MI AKhHL,l'bUa.,l,a. Up to Ditto. "Well, well," remarked old Mr. Pas- tangon, "the young women of to day are not what they were In my time." "No?" replied Miss Iluskle. "No, Indeed. Why, all you young women nowadays arc muscular atu lutes." "That's so. In the proud lexicon of feminine youth there Is no such word s 'frail.'" Phllmh Iphla Press, A And system msorbehbss Jatarrli 1.1 not merely nit inflruntnntion of the tissues of the licit! nnd at, nathe pymntoms cf rinirinrr noisci in the cars, mucous drorminir back the throat, coutinual hawkinjf and spitting, etc., woul-l ecctn to indi- e it 13 n uiooct uiaense in which the entire circulation ntm the greater of the system are involved. Catarrh J3 due to the presence of au excess nc ncid in the blood. The Liver, Kidneys and Bowcb frequently be- luijjiu axiu uuu in iiicir acuoii ntm instead oi carrying o:t tue rciuse ivaste of the bodv. leave It to amir mid form itrl noid In the svsteni. is taken up by the blood and through its circulation distributed to all oi iae system. Ihcsc imnuritles in the blooa irritate and inllame HlTerent membranes nnd tisnuca of tlie bodv. and the contrnctintr cold will Btarjt the secretions and other disgusting nnd disagreeable ptoms of Catarrh. As tho blood goes to all parts of the body the ca- lal Dolsori n(Tvt nil nnrfa nf Mi avnfAin Tim 1miw1 Ima n I rrlif- fill! Pg, nose continually stopped up, pains nbove the eyes, sligiit fever fcs and goes, the stomach ia upset and the entire system disordered and "l Catarrh for about fifteen 4n:ffCCt?d V'13 dl3CSC i "ifi . a, nnd no man oni,tV.; time to trv to cure Catarrh with sprays. LY1?."0' I tried ovorytUlnar washes. Inhalations, etc. finch treatment p u iiour or. UUt no trood rn. . . .. . .' . " . .. , .i... i.n u ,i ..r ....n i. zthanfiirann.sr. H.7.n.i does not rcacli tlie blood, and can. tncrciorc. '"' ""1 "in:a "' "l i'" 'thfl-lltti?Jinp-roJ0,nnt do nothing more than temporarily relieve , Ing, notwlthstaiidlng lt.s greatly Info- trltaahora wlKwS.m?nri. the discomfort of tho trouble. To cure rlor dlmeiiBlons. icnnanently t;io blood, must be y purified and the system cleansed jisons. nnd at the jame time pro of M.s. b, BlrcuguieMca nuu built up. coining equals t, MAT0, s, Q, Q, for this purpose. It nttacks the disease at its head, goes down to the very bottom of the trouble and makes a complete, end lasting cure, S. S, S. removes every particle of the catarrhal poison from the blood, making this vital stream pure, fresh and heal th v. -Then tho inflamed mem- ELY VERFTARI F branta begin to heal, tha head is loosened and cleared, the hawkingf and spitting cease, nymptom disannenrn. tlm constitution is built n and vlrorouS health. cd. H. fl. . nlso lotin nn the fitnmnrli ntid diirefltloti and acta as A mo enure syfltcm, If you f. nna wite ua n statement yoii literature nbout Catarrh, anc uc cuargo. 0, S. 8. is for sale at all first class draff stores. TW SWUFT MPEOIFIO CO.. ATLANTA Cats. From I'rnuc( Coiiiri. n (liutliillr Dcc nritllvr i:fTfe for Dinner Tahli". The heart of a china collector would be made glad by a visit such as I en Joyed recently In the shop of a cera lnlsto d'art, says u Paris correspondent of Vogue. I was shown real Sevres pale tendre, made by tils own chemical process. Hroken dinner services of an cient design may be matched here and completed. I saw beautiful plates and dishes of transparent enamel, mast dlf ilcult, It appears, to do, for It is put Into the oven many times and often broken In the process. .Small wonder, then, It Is dear, for one cup and saucer Is $100. A plate of "modern enamel" Is J.'!."). The Sevres pate tendre Is In lovely shades of pink, pale green nnd blue. The plates are $.'10. The design Is In delicate set flower.4 and graceful garlandn. Very lovely wore plates of pato tendre with circles of lovely pink or delicious yellow, twined nbout with tiny (lowers. These are each. More modest In price are little boxes for the dressing table, candlesticks and little dishes, all copied from veritable ancients, for ?L.I0, ?'J.SO nnd $8.20. Who would not value a little gift of that sort? There are vases of grace ful form of $.1.0 anil umbrella handles for $:t.'-'0. A copy of au old design Is carried out In a chocolato pot for $S. Cups to inn tell are $2.S0 each. Such a quaintly decorative effect for the dinner table may be obtained by tiny Individual pots of flowers, not real, as we have had them, nor even artifi cial, but In porcelains In Imitation of old iKireelalns do Saxe, pot and mossy earth and demure little old-fashioned (lowers, all In the faded hut strong old colorings that harmonize so well with old Strasbourg or Ilrlttany plates. Tiny pots are 10 cents apiece and there are soveral larger sizes for grouping about a center decoration of porcelain fruit. Tho larger Hits are $:i and $-1. Hun, .11 oo ii nml Tlitca, Tho sun and moon conjointly affect tho oceauH In obedience to tho fact In nature known as tho law of the attrac tion of gravity. It Is the nature of things that tho sun and moon shall pull nt tho earth's waters, and no further explanation can be given. When tho sun and moon are pulling In line tho tides aro highest and when pulling against each other the lowest. Tho moon Is ho much uearei' the earth than What is Castoria. ASTORIA, is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups, It is pleasant, It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other JTarcotio substance. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Poverishncss, It cures DiarrhcBa and Wind Oolio. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tho childion's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. The Kind Tou Have .Always Bought, and which has been in uso for over 30 years, has borne tho signature of CHas. H. Fletcher, and has been made under his personal supervision since its infancy. .Allow no one to deceive you in this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good " are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experimenta Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. II. Fletcher Dr. F. OcrRld Blattner, of Buffalo, N. Y., says: "Your Castoria Is good for children and I frequently prescribo It, always obtaining the desired results." Dr. Gustavo A. ElGengraeber, of St Paul, Minn., says: "I havo used your Castoria repeatedly in my practice with good results, and can recom mend it as an excellent, mild and harmless remedy for children." Dr. E. J. Dennis, of St Louis, Mo., says: "I havo used and prescribed your Castoria in my sanitarium and outsido practice for a number of years and find it to bo an excellent remedy for children." Dr. S. A. Buchanan, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: "I havo used your Cas toria in the caEo of my own baby and find it pleasant to take, and hava obtained excellent results from its uso." Dr. J. E. Simpson, of Chicago, 111., says: "I havo used your Castoria In cases of colic in children and havo found it tho best mcdlclno of Ha kind on tho market" Dr. It E. Esklldson, of Omaha, Neb., says: "I find your Castoria to bo a standard family remedy. It Is tho best thing for Infants and children I havo over known and I recommend it" Dr. Jj. It Robinson, of Kansas City, Mo., cays: "Your Castoria certainly ha3 merit Is not its age, Its continued uso by mothers through all theso ycar3, and tho many attempts to Imitato it, sufficient recommendation? What can a physician add? Leave it to tho mothers," Dr. Edwin F. Pardee, of New York City, says: "For several years I havo recommended your Castoria and shall always contlnuo to do so, as it haa Invariably produced beneficial results." Dr. N. B. Sizer, of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: "I object to what are called patent medicines, where maker alono knows what ingredients aro put la them, but I know tho formula of your Castoria and advise its use." GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYG Eoars I m AVetJc table Preparation for As similating the Food andReg ula ting the S looAxhs and Dowels of Promotes Digestion.Chccrful ness and Rest.Contal ns neither Opnim.Morphine nor Mineral Not Nabcotic. AqM a Old nrSAHVTXPHlXH Jnniem SmJ' jtlxJtnna - ftirmfA -hhluprm Term Ancrfcct Remedy forConsOpa tion. Sour Stomach. Diarrhoea, Worms juonvulsions.revensii ness and Loss OF SLEEP- EacSinule Signature oi NT3W "YORK. Eoara the Signature of ,rgr' KXACT COPY OP WRAPPER. Ik Kind You Have Always Bought In Uso For Over 30 Years. TMC CtMTAUB COMPAXT. TT MUIIKAT TBtCT. KIW YORK CITY. 1HWBWH Nn ccllr fur Haute, Mra. Ilokey (looking ot postmark) My husband mailed this two days ago. nnd It has a special delivery stamp ou It. How does It happen that It wasn't deliv- ercd yesterday? Messenger We hare to be mighty keer f til with them special delivery letters. ma nin. Iliey're gener ly important, and it won't do to hurry 'em. " Jrnlona of the Aneel. "She Is half frantic since her hus band died." "Yes; she Is sure he went to heaven nnd she has Just read that the majority of angola are women." Houston, Tex., Post. Not KiHIrely. The great flouring mill had stopped. "What's the matter?" Inquired the re porter, finding the proprietor alone in t'je establishment. "Strike." "Are you abnolutely Idle?" "No not absolutely!" anwered the miller, griudiug his teeth. Ch.engo Tribune. Impniilble. Miss Rlnkles Everything costs so much nowadays! I suppose I'll have to lire plainer. Miss Sbarptung Why, dear, you couldn't be any plainer, and live. Tliillf. Convalescent Doctor, do you mean t tell me that's my appendix? Surgeon Yes, sir. Convalescent Great Scott! It looka more like a comic supplement 1 INSURE YOUR HEALTH m COMFORT on stormy days 1 V, by wearing a SLICKER Clean - Light Durable Ouarantoed Waterproof ere mm I 'I I 1W l Vij TOwt (MAI ft OUCH, OH MY BACK " NEURALGIA. STITCHES, LAMENESS. CRAMP TWINGES, TWITCHES FROM WET OR DAMP ALL BRUISES. SPRAINS, A WRENCH OR TWIST THIS SOVEREIGN REMEDY THEY CAN'T RESIST Price 25c and 60c n . i yBr turo, ana j. im Catarrh I 11 today rtu any man. Ithlnk I t! rh in WooY diaoaao, inA tliorourjlil .ttSV"tKV-a of all n Kll LI hW thinks xn l CIO. sor, Miob. LS.S. ICiinI!)' I)In( hiKiilxlioiI. Clnra There Hhouhl bo u law pnaseil computUm; men to wear Home distinct drew to denote whether they are mar ried or not, Maude Oh, that Isn't necessary. ClaraWhy not? Maude When a man Is seen on tho street In n last year's hat and biijHjy trousers, It Is safe to hot that he's mar ried. CIiIciiko Nowh. Mortgages SftjESS! tics purchased, LOANS made. H. E. NOBLE Commercial Block PORTLAND, OREGON ENGRAVING Write Us PLATES POR PRINTING HICKS-CHATTEN Portland Oregon One piece is a portion and a luscious dessert Preferred Stock Peaches, from the Highlands of California. Tln.se mountain peaches are universally conceded to be the finest peaches jn the world. Preferred Stock Canned Goods In order to secure extra superior quality and flavor for Preferred Stock Yellow Dessert Peaches they are selected, when ust ripe, juicy and spicy, plucked in the morninr. then hand-peeled and canned right in this mountainous, peach-growing country. Purity and quality guaranteed Treferrtd Stock afjreur Grocer ALLEN & LEWIS, Wholesale Grocers, PORTLAND, OREGON, U. 8. A 'via bA-a. . ! i m 'J No Vn- Out of It. Til, nd elvo you qweUI mcdM .dvlcf .'", How could sho?'1 "Sho had to foj sho had a tlckot" P. N. U. No. 45-07 WIIKN wrltlna; to artvertlaora pleaae luaulluB tlila iier. W. L. DOUGLAS S3.00 & $3.50 SHOES T"J01TL0 aKrv&HOES FOR EVERY MEMBER OF-af THE FAMILY. AT ALL PRICES. &C& pWiJ I Uouglitm Uoum nut mahaHmeU fZf unj rs rr ri I ntoro Men's S3 & $iI.GU shoos " I than any other manufacturer. THE ItEASON W. I-, Doujlaa shoos aro worn by more jieople In all walWa odlfa thsn nay ot'ier muketa becau.to of their xrllent stvlo, eaiv-lit'liCi ad u wrl r woarl m nualitirs. '1 ha selortion of thaleattiars and other materials forcac i part of tho shoo a-id o.rrv Uslall of the luaUug ia looked after bv the most coinpletoorxanl .attoa of superintendents, foremen nnd flillkvUloonialttr, w ho receive tho hluhasl unites mid In tha shoe I nduttrv, and wUo workinsmhlj) cannot lo excelled. ll loouul la o you nlo iiiylarzoiaciorles n irocl.toii,Mus mil show you how cnrefullv W. L. Uoujla- shoes are niaue.au wouliltheu uniltsnttand whv thevhoUl tholrshai, tit better, and show you how cnrefullv would then unilerstand wh ear onirer Hiul Are of rrarer vlne lh&i Htiv uthir make My 4.0 and tm.OO OILT EDQEShooa cannot bt equalled at any mrtem. CAUTION I 1 he genuine havo V, I., Douelos name uud )riojtauieUou bottom. Tka No Nil bat II lite. Ask vourili-alerfnr W. L. Douclaa ahora. diieot tofaotory. Shoesseutavurywheraby mail. Catalog free, W.L.Doutilus, Urocktva,Xl If he i cannot supply you. sand PUTNAM FADELESS DYES uoior mora arooos onnwr ana iwer coiors man any otnr aye. one lOo packaee colors silk, wool ana cotton eaually wall Cdu5MJUitt2.5lvJtRfre,ctJMUlU Aalcdealer.exwe wUl g.nd poit palcfat aooa paccafe. rlte"or"ree.crt w v.v.j. Munxut ujruu tiviArnJ i yuincy( iimi