The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current, March 21, 1907, Image 7

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li tin no lo by vninrntIoii, tr-nkgA or Imkiuo
Hold by lruuimi or sin tuumpM? ,y ,n.
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ATO'.u luuamuiri hi jruu
feiimonry.
Orta Iloaie.
SJ4 JUll VUMIK
torkef when there cauio
See, Uiod." !ju Mld( ntcrnly,
rc; did of youm Is gains:
kraibU ft tvoi'le regularly,
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i writirr. iniiii'r. riiiiiiwi
Iork i'rc&s.
TOUR BACK ACHt?
flnmurl Wim All In.
Tlio milliliter of n ncuro church In
Richmond nave out a funeral notice
one .Sunday iih follow:
"I have to anuounco to you. hrwi.
fllll tiritri.ilili...
I VI"' in-lllllfj IJI1 mill
day lii the prlKon chapel)! am no do
llhted, my dear hrotliren, to boo you
fiHHoiiiblcd hero In uch goodly mmher.
Klgaro.
I'rlucliial (to applicant for poHt of
corrcHpondent) For my biiNlneHH you
will require a wide knowledge of Ian
KuagcH. in which languago can you not
write? Figaro.
Karmer'H wife Why have you left
run and itlHtorw, dnt do funeral of dc tlml l''000 wf K'i'k I ent out for you?
only Biirvlvln' on of do late Thoman '""P (Indignantly) I didn't anlt for
I'lukera an' hln widow, Martha Jane wor,' "'"''"'i: I hhImmI for Homethlnjf
1'liikern, both deceaod, will take placo to (''ltniuKtrated HHr.
an' como to occurrence on Tuenday I KngllKlmian (wIiohc dog ha fallen
next at 12 m., noon preclnely. overboard) stop. Captain, ntop! Cap-
"An I have to Hay, bredren and lulu I can't do It. I can't ntop for
alfitcr. dat contribution! for carry In' "ythlng Hhort of a man. Englishman
out dat funeral will bo In order an' (Jumping overboard) Well, then, Htop
acceptation, or oIho do funeral can't '! Floh.
take place, cxceptln' and avo only Mrn. unkn-i wlh you wouldn't lo
an a plain burin); fo' Samuel IMnkers ho poHltlve. There are two Hides to ev
haii got Jch' money enough to bury cry (iiieHtlon. Old iiim.i.-u uiti, ,. rnr
lilitmclf without any obwiiulous coro- Well, that'H no roason why you
monleH, such a he dcnorvcs." Ilur Hhould
. - uss Dill, IT tMMfj DIMU
Dcr'n Week I v.
Mother wilt find Mra. Winnow Ooothlnn
Bxruji the btit rntncdr to uo lor their cliUdrua
durtnf tho U- thing jorloU.
Hlnrk Anarrrr,
"Mr. Dice"," Knld the hoKtcM. who wn
giving an "at houir," "thnt Mr. McMun '
imyn, whom you introduced to mc, docs
not look th! leant bit like a literary man.
yet you ay be baa made fortune by bit ('r" o of
fain Will
wreyi ana ine
Nner Return.
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fcttbo cause, tho kldnevH.
TIioiU'andHtoIlof curea
maJoby Doan'H Kid
ney Win. John C.
Coleman, a prominent
merchant of Swaina
borOjOaaayH: "For
ttvtral yearn my kid
oeyiwerottflectod, and
my back ached day
inrl rilnlil I irnu !,...
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tna la mo in tlio momim.
. :
rnili tielnwl mo r e it
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"Ho be ban, Mr. Grlss," anwered tbj
prlvlleecd friend. "Cattle pen." Chicago
Tribuue.
unnnifii r 'I'iiiiibi.
The Doctor It'i bard to characterize
In fitting terma nucb abomlnablo weather
a this.
Tho ProfcMor Not at all; but It'a
hnrd to characterize It In term fit for
publication.
Chicago Tribune
Doctor The Increasing deafness of
your wife Is merely nn Indication of
advancing years, and you can tell her
that. Husband Mum! Would you
mind tolling hr that yourself, doctor?
Welner Salonwltzblatt.
t. .... . . . . .
jMJiirucr twarmiyj un, I know ev-
the tricks of your trade.
Do you think I have lived In boarding-
houses twenty years for nothing?
Landlady (frigidly) I shouldn't be at
all surprised. New Yorker.
Her Query. Agent I have n book
you should buy for your son. telling
j how to become a politician, statesman,
1 President of the United States, banker.
broker Mrs. Ilennesv O'wnn : did
yer mother buy wan for you?
nu vitui Dmim. and an Nerroua !)U.am you sure me hick man wanted
J prrro.n.nllr curr by lir. Klln.-a irat ,.,." nskiil tlm tilivslfliiii. rninlilii,. fnr
rv IlMiorer. honrt fur rllKUIJ trial liotu. and . . "
uu. in. il iLiciinr, Arch Hi, i'uu.,i'a. ins lint. "He didn't mention your name.
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The Otitr.t Ilnnk. p-imi; uih- uiiiiii
Tho Rank
bank In existence,
chlo of Venice
Giorgio at Genoa, both founded In tho.01"1 wcert didn't go; the first was ko
OF
Personal Knowledgi
Prraonal kruwlediio U the winning factor In the culminating conteeta of thia
competitive ege and when of ample character it place it fortunate powewor in
the front rank of Infjrmod Qf tho WofItL
A vast fund of personal knowledge ie really eential to the achievement of
the hlghett excellence in any field of human effort.
A Knowledge of Forma, Knowlodtfo of Functions and
Knowlodgo of Products are all of the utmost value and in question of
life and health when o true and wholeome remedy i deired it .hould be remem
bered that Syrup of Fig and Elixir of Senna, manufactured by the California Fij
Syrup Co U hit ethical product which haa met with the approval of the mortem,
incnt phyician and give universal atifaction, becau.e it is a remedy of
Known Quality. Known Excollonco and Known Com-
nonont Parts and ha won the valuable patronage of million ot the Well
Informed of tho world, who know of their own personal knowledge anc
actual ue that it U the first and bert of family laxative, for widen no
vegant or unreasonable claim are made.
This valuable remedy ha been long and favorably
known under the name of Syrup of Fig and haa attained to
world-wide acceptance as the most excellent family laxative. A
its pure laxaUve principles, obtained from Senna, are well known
to physicians and the Well Informed of the world to be tho
best we have adopted the more elaborate name of Syrup of
Fig and Elixir of Senna a more fully descriptive ot
the remedy, but doubdessly it will alwaya be called
forbythehortex name of Syrup ofFig andtoget
it beneficial effects, alway note, when purchasing.
the full namo of the Company Uiulorma rig
Syrup Co. printed on the front of every package.
whether you call for Syrup ot fig
or by the full name Syrup of Fig
and Fi''' of Senna.
COOTSVILLE.KY..
SAN FRANCISCO. CAU.
l trom H1 'IU fZ03mflX
LONDON, ENGLAND.
NEW YORK.N.Y
Tho cow trco of Venezuela gives off an
excellent sap very closely resembling ani
mal milk In Its chemical nature.
Only One "BROMO QUININE"
of Naplea l 'the oldct 1 hI f ' U inlHerjrnn.I I tl.oa8l.t 3j 'SiTO.SSf.
nce, for the Monte Vec ZUTJL ' &tf3
o and the Ranco San Mania I cant think why your sec- bears the signature of E. w. Oltov.
twelfth century, have ceascil to extnt,
bh has also tho Hank of Ilarcelona,
fouudeil In the fourteenth century. Tlie
Rank of Naples was foundi.il In 1530
and la a statu bank with a considera
ble capital, to which no one lays nny
claim. In other words, It Is a Joint
Ktock bank, with no shareholders.
IF YOU WANT WHAT YOU WANT WHEN
YOU WANT IT
ALWAYS KEEP A BOTTLE OF
Mmr Ei n
.,, m TUB HOUSE AND YOU WILL HAVB A
WICK, SAFE AND SURE REMEpY FOR PAJN
WHERB YOU CAM OCT AT IT WHEW NEEDED.
PUICB 23c AND 50c
crowded. Dora That's Just It. We
sent tickets to all our friends for the
II rot concert, and hadn't even acquaint
ances left for the second one. SIovo.
She Did you enjoy the opera last
night, Herr Schwurz? He No; I
couldn't hear anything. She Why not?
He Two ladles sat In front of me and
chattered the whole evening ulxnit how
much they loved music. Kleiner Wltz
btatt. KIdorly Lady (to workman who haa
Quinine. Plml
limes deceive.
s a WHITE
lettering, and
t.. 'AC.
Engine drivers working from Crewe fo
London and back have to notice no fewer
than 070 signals.
PltCS CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
FAZO OINTMENT li cuarentcoJ to cure any
case of IcliInK, blind, bleeding or protruding
pile In 6 to 1 days or money refunded. &0c
There are four millionaires In Great
Britain to one in France.
HOWAUD C BURTON. Ascaycr a-"2 Chemist.
Lentiville. Colr.rauo. fcptciiaen prices: Uold.
BUvrr.l ad, f 1 ; Uold, Bllver,7x-: Uold, too; Zinc or
Copper, 1. Cyanldo tf-nis. Mailing envelopes and
full prlcn list rent on npllcatlon. Control and Urn-
Ire wnrlc solid led. litfcrtucei Carbonate Ita
P
AINLESS TENTISTRY
Uc Uj Mere JU Yoa Co EUortert
EXAMINATIONS FREE
Gold Crown. 3; Ilrldce Work, per
tooth, fl: Ilatts.t5: Ullver 11llnss,
too; UoM fllllnKH, tl.
YALE DENTISTS
1C7 First Btreet l'OltTlVi), OREGON
ENGRAVING Write Us
PLATES
FOR PRINTING
HICKS-CH ATTEN
Portland Oregon
There 1 more Catarrh In this section of the
rmmtrv Itian nil nthr i1lui.it. n nut tneintlinp
given her his seat In the street car) and until tholsstfewyearswasaujiposedtobe
Oh. thank you very much. Workman n'bJ .oB.!iiV.nnHn.e.rf.ao0.f,,.fg,;;
remedies, and by cunnlnntly falling to cure I
with local treatment, pronounced ltlncurable. 1
science nas prorvu caiarrn to oe a conttitu
Oh, Unit's nothing at all, Miss. Many
men only get up when tho lady Is pret
ty, but It never makes nny difference
to me. Die Muskete.
His mother tucked -l-ycnr-old Johnny
' nway In the top berth of the sleeping
car. Hearing him stirring In the mid
dle
the night, she called softly :
tlonal dlsons. and thereforo rcoulreaconetltu
tlonal treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu
factured by F. J. Cheney A Co. .Toledo. Ohio, Is
tho only constitutional euro on the market. It
is taken internally in dones from lOdronsto
tetspoonful. It acts directly on tho blood and
mucous surfaces of the iystom. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case it falls to
Bond for circulars and testimonial!.
press, r . j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O
FRUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS
BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered)
SHORTHORN CATTLE, (Registered)
BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS
PACIFIC NURSERY CO
Catalogue Free. Tangent, Oregon
by Druggists, 75c.
l's Family Pllli
all fr.
t that wonderful nnint.
Sunnot."
n ml tlm .
I'dallr liatlafleil.
"nut," protested old Ootrox, "I do
not wish you for a aon-ln-law."
duot ' "Well," replied young Do Short, "If j
I Hint's Hia wnv vmi fAil ntmill It fli-n
Piess it would take a me a good salaried position In your
i to buy that one. olc and we'll let It go at that"
IN DISEASES
, -"-UIUOII la ...... r . . . .... .. ..
"'m em lew. i.v ...,...-. ...
Presence I w,ien "Oiuo ncid Humor takes root in me circu
ii.i. .. ,3. '"anifested bv a. Bkhi enintion or di.icn.se. These
''ttememi ' rcncrnl'y because of nn inactive or nluggish
.'IUUTMiic .. ... , r .
-mf i . ... ....., ... ......W......J i
'tsi, a.i i "-""" mc circuiniion occoitics ciinrircti wnu mc uciu r.in
are the best.
male house servants command from
I $20 a month in South Africa.
iASTORIA
Por InfantB and Children.
Kind You Have Always Bought
iara tho
iaturo of
I.ouir ana Short of It.
lbblcs Now that you have begun
rlto poetry I suppose you will
your hair long.
bblcs I'll hear It as long as I
jbut, of course, I expect to becoino
sooner or later.
B blood li I " M'B iiiEUluuon UCCOII1C3 tlllirytll Willi uu i iw
. i . "uiiin lu Liirnt7 nir Tim i....... n..i nn i a t rnnir in,. . ii.tn.
I'"ll II l..v ... , " " . . I I
,1 ""tSI II .r....l! ' . . --. n " ' ' ' .. ' " I
m ttiUJ. "i'vu" oi various JiltidS. eczema nppears, iisunuy , fainli
7 "U1U1 int ,1-! , . J i- ----- '. . .
it. . . . - .vsaw.a aiiiii iiiniin n npiinr n t mu irninviir iu iiim-iihi-
v I nrr f Iri brcst, face, nnns and legs, though other parts
ling is intense.
?MS,wtC(1, ,I better the skin dries, cracks and bleeds;
taut, i
atce. Acne ninkoq Ita the face ill the
. . .JJ ..... . M
Bit
ptil.ll!
the m
lugtol
no.
urtfa .... .I. . ... ... ..' ... . , i
'taaJnlifl. f 1 """irai oils of the skin, wiucn arc liueuucu lnKto
".. "-I MIIHinir n nrv Imur o I nnn, Il nn mil tTIVlIli 1L IL 1
'uenrnn.. . : - v ." .. uu.
C2m. - . IOnil nt nlinnlnq a, 1,1 lilnok- IICOUS. 1V1111G
SSllUi?? Sothlnir r Pflorlnqlci rritiipa In nnnlv nntolieS Oil differ-
tel.Vf'.?' li. I a,4- ....t. r 41.- t 1.. -., nt ilm wnrat-
WAtUlcs wV..i fnrtna f ,.l.1 la RnH TJllPllttl
lL'''U mtk "MIU V UKlil L1UUU1VJ f
n.nwoull ooma on us favorite point 01 nttacK is me ot-mji,
n.?ea iornt.1.9 91 i 1.-1.1 nn:.n rinb
nwiS11"0. sometinies causing baldness. Toison Oak
I w. urnnv , ,r illiu 1VV lire I11HU U lHUlTrCCUUlU IV 'to w u...
0.H a 1,..i I enno. " in luinma nrm III. nir I ll imil C
Ule.
respo
speal
"Her'Uhrlstlan name Is Handel," ex
plained n witness nt West Unm, "but
1 4l.l-.fJ. 111... U .....I .... A.. ..I..
sagrceable types of skinl "r " " "HU 1WU" 4M,,,,H
or producing the trouble j ,,, nllDnm.nl ,,.
tK 'All mtt fiSS 1 cs dorninut in the blood llirougn t ie ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,"
n'V"!)!. W Hi.. .. o..,l r.nllPtlt Hie - ,
Huiicrerwtui nQ return oi spring, i
treatment for nil skin diseases is S. S. S.
It neutralizes the ncids and removes the
humors so thnt the skin instead of being
Irritated and diseased, is nourished by n
fltipnly of fresh, healthy blood. External
applications of salves, washes, lotions, etc.,
while thev soothe the itchinc caused by
do nM-. . skin nfToritlmifi. rnn never cure the trouble
Ott,... ',WCU the l1n,1 qcd .1 41. nlronlntlnfl
coudlt;..r"c.lQofforeiirn matter and restores the blood to its
onst Vcr oy Permanently curing every xortn o
S, S s , se,a8c3 ny medical ndvlce desired sent free
a. 13 for Bale nfc all firur rlnna lr,iir tnre9.
MAKE NO MIS1ME
41
"-"CilABE
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GAm
Which, considered Judicially, would
appoar a brilliant Bally. London Trl
buna Over H BlllUun Arrlvnla,
Tho total number of cabin and steer-
ago paasongors lauded nt the wrt of,
New York during the year 100(1 by nil
tho trans-Atlantic steamship lines was
. , xn KK1 1.. 1IU11 OOO Ml u'nm Intnl. ul
which gives tlio year just ontioti tne roc'
ord by u margin of K1T.-I80.
A frenzied financier sayB tho opou
season for suckers Is never closed.
r
i .as wf r
,'
ERRYS
Seeds
prove their worth at harvest
time. After over fifty years of
success, they arc pronounced,
the best and surest by careful
Slantera everywhere. Your
ealer sells them. 1907 Seed
Assail free on request.
1). M. FERKT - CO., Ue trail. Ul.tu
AUSTIN WELL) DRILLS
Jlade in all styles and all sites, (let water and oil
anywhere Host Drilling Tools made. Uet cal.
loss and prices. BEA1X St CO.
321 Hawthorne Ave. Portland, Or.
214-215 Chamber of Commerce
HULETJEAN
BORAX
makes clothes snowy white, hveien-
lcally clean and will not Injure tho fin
est fabrics, shrink flannels or cause col
ors to run.
All (IcAlem. P" " t-... '
cnlr l'leturo In 10 colors, 6 oonts and vour deal. I TI7IIEN wrliln , . 'i
Ca.Zkland.'caT8 IAblPIC CA8t M01lAX . I W nMf.nH'lflspupIrf1''8'' 1,1Ca"
EXCURSION
To Sunny Alberta
CANADA
March 25 and every
two weeks thereafter;
$42 for round trip,
which includes berth
and meals. Trip costs
you nothing if you
buy land. Write and
learn about our Spe
cial Pullman Car Excursion.
H. E, Barn Lsnd Go.
Portland, Oregon
P. N. U.
No. 11-07
OILED
CLOTHING
will give you com-
tHuio protection
ana long service
iou ceavt afford
to buy any other
Every gevrmcnt
guaranteed
The beet dealers aellH
to. Mtn.ua
L. DOUCLAS
AND S3.50 SHOESL,.
W.
$3.00
W. L DOUGLAS $4.00 GILT EDGE SHOES CANNOT BE EOUALLFn T shy omrr
SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AT ALL PRIDES -
Men's Shoes, SS to 81.00. Hoys' Shoes, S3 to BUSS. Vfoml
Shoes, SI to 81.00. MIum' A M.ll.lr..tJi.r V02,.e.,J..8
JL'k 0U?,i43 8!10,08 5! re1cg2o'l by oxnort ludgos of footwear
to bo the , boat In sty lo, fit and wear produced In this country? Each
. ..v. u.cjy uumii oi m0 uiaKing is lookod after
fim. n?'1 t?t by ?W ?-. without regard to
liSlSki00 .I 1 tUd Uko y?u lut0 my ,arC Stories at
Brockton, Mass., and show you how carefully V. L. Douclas
mnwuro iimuo, you wouiu uion understand why they hold their sbanoflt : bit to
vear longer .and are of greater value than any other makes P '
prl'wl and wrsrerscatntt tilsti
ail CVfor AVrtrts .rt ucluatH,. Cutama&rll .alfe??t7ffl
The Finest Gardens
Are always reported whn Prtrtinfi c n - .in. -a a. j.
CJ- - ' I : i ,,,, J' ' W,J WldlllUIIU UlrtllU
f . are planted. Why ? Because we sell you the kinds that grow
best on th s Coast. Our handsomely Illustrated and descriptive
. Annual tells all about our sH Phm. Pn. cu d.,L..
Prllll.... I..U..' -- n.-Ij ' ..' '"..
. ....M.v,d, ,in.uuior3, orooaers, rouury ana uee supplies.
Att for Bwk No. 260 w. 1m tv s ipUI ctltloc
cl Tri, Shrub. Cte.'. Book N. 261 lie on raautu.
PORTLAND SEED CO.
s orixna, Orsgon SpoKnn. Wash.