Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 31, 1907)
FRIEND. MOLD Marvelous, ji j Quaint and Curious. fit 'L iTABS?I 7 for the t ft . US LUNGS. fKiDNErsf n I 1 EZZ222Z2228 WIIIIhiii I'imiii'n Ten Hcrvlre. ArtlcIoH of ordlnnry uh, however Hiimll limy Im tliolr IntrliiMlc value, i....... i ii ptiiivn iiu uiiuh ihuii it it property or men wlio Imvo been kooi! mill Kreat how rnro tlio conjunction I :iro alwaj-H luvi'Hted with a peculiar IiiIoiohI. Tliey often affortl a cluo to tho (iihIoh of MOMo who onco pohKeHMcd theiti. On thlH account wo have pleamiro In laying heforo our readorn a reprcRciitntlon of tht) Hllver tea nervlco which bclotiKwl to tlio cclehrated William I'cnn, tlio rounder and leulHlator of INtmiHylviiiiln, 1 For that Dandruff 11 1 iiMMMMiMBnmii i ii a liou ('hold Mend in ftioro :i Billion hoiiiw. ThlH number in uuig crj' day. IYrtiitii Jnw no il toehold word nil ovor tho Afucakiiij,' world. 11 ih an om swylr for all iiirrlinl (liricnrieti j kid, throat, ltinjJH, Htoiimcli, i. b idder and tviimlo oruaiiu. irDfKt for free t'cruna Alma nac lor rarrrlnlntr uf Life. man," nald tho clerlcnMookt snr. addrcHHlne tho benrillena tfulicroM the nUlc, "do you ovor 3s irwn you Ho down nt night kjos may never see tlio nun rluo Stv repllotl tlie party at whom the j hi teen flrctl. "enn't nay thnt :M tun morulas: when I wake IirtHu that 1 may not live to fioo : lonset." io)" queried tlio urprlncd p fit, injirercd the yountr mnn. !, I'm a unneball umolre." aitl Enquirer. TERRIBLE TO RECALL. PKN.N'H HIIA'KII tka hkijvick. whom MontcH(iikMi deiiomlnateH the modern Lycuri,'iin. He wuh tho hoii of Atlttilral I'enn, wuh Imihi at London In ,1JM, nnd wan educated at CJirlst- church, Oxford. At colleico ho Imhlhcd tho principles of QiinkeilHin, and lmv Iuk endeavored to dlHHetiilnate them hy prenclilni; In pnhlle, ho wuh thrlco thrown Into prison. It wuh during IiIh lrt Imprisonment that he wrote "No C'roHH, No Crown." In March, 1HS0-8I, hu obtiilnod'rrom Charle II. the Kraut o that territory which now henra the namo of PemiHylvnnla. In 108U he em harked for IiIh new colony; and In the following year ho founded Phllndrl. phla. Ho returned to Knicland In 1H8I, and died In July 1718. Ho was a phll OKopher, a lcj;lHlator, an author, the friend of man, and, nlov all, n pious Christian. In addition to tho reasons ahovo kI-'. the nketch of the tea ser vice Ih an ohjoct of curhmlty, hh hIiow Iiik tho state of Kllvcrsinlth's work In KiiKland, at the clone of tlio wsventeenth century, for articles of domestic use. There Is one thing that will cure jt Aycr's Hair Vigor. It is a regular scalp-mcdlcinc. It quickly destroys the germs which cause this disease. The unhealthy scalp becomes healthy. The dandruff disap pears, had to disappear. A healthy scalp means a great deal to youhealthy hair, no dan druff, pimplcs,no eruptions. Tho beat kind of a testimonial "Bold lor ovor slaty yours." Made br J, a. Xjnr Co., I.ow.ll, Uui. fl Also mtnurtoturers or -X 5 yers SARSAPABILLA. PILLS. CI1EKSY rrXTOBAL. ml- A iW((ki in Bed With Intensely Pilnful Kidney Trouble. iJUry Watrner. of 1307 Kowtith htfUgcport, Cjnn., H.iyH; "I wuh m weakened nnd Kcnenilly nm down with kldnoy dh case that for a long time I could nob do my work nnd wna fivo weokH in lwd. There wan continu al beurinir down Klin, terrlblo baok- nches, hciKlacliuH nnd at timet dizzy fipellH when ovory-tlii Tlio pnfwnert of tho kidney PMBI Won. ir- I 1 -i Idle ""l"r"-"u pnwuui, I "Mimuvinoio KMiimenc . I don't know what I would ruuHor Doan'H Kidney 1U1h. P t(- fin I . . ' it in ""r"'vemeni irom tno anddvo Iwxes bronyht n final JSj1lllew. r.0 centHnbox. -'uiui rn i'n n..fr.. i.. x. I "milllll, it, 1 , PER8IA'8 NEW SHAH. fBti..."""'", imnrovcii. ft mil... f,,..;. Ecf H?tlt0,J' Alb - uo -"ion Ilitnlc ol Cnnda. VOU PT T? A ctt lilr, uoum o WHin to buy or cell I f. I nr.. I,,. HlKUN & CO. "U'o,tlnndH.ook KxrlmnKo n.'ri'ii.ij-fai II lvlll Vnrry Out the Political lle form t III Knflirr. The political roforuiH recently grant ed In I'ornln by XIur.alTaiH.'1-Dlii, tho preHent Hhah, who Ih now critically alck, will he continued hy IiIh kou and HiiceesHor, Mohammed All Mlnui, who Ih acting aH reijont durlni; the IihIIhikj Kit Ion of his father. This young man Jh 28 yf-arn old and Ih liberal In IiIh vIi'wh. II Ih education wuh received In l'ruHHUi, Kreiichmen and KiiKllHhinpn bulrtK IiIh tutors. He Ih liln'rally In clined and Ih regarded hy thow; who know him as a young man of great promise. It Ih flllllcnlt to Imagine popular wif frage In Persia, which has so long been umler autocratic away. Nevertheless, during the year the Shah issued n de cm' providing for a Parllnuient which will frame a constitution for the king dom and will meet annually hereafter for the purpose of revising old InwH and edletH and enacting new onen as they may he required. Under this de en) all PoralanH of tho male m?x able to rend and write, between the ages of .'IO and 70, who nre not In the service of tho Statu and who have never been convicted of a crime, are entitled to vote for members of tho Chniuber of Deputlefl. This new Persian Purllment met In Octolwr and the work of draft- MOIIAUMKM AU MlltZA. I I MfffffffffffffffffffM rint... . . i' Bf. nmsriNi MUllr.r.. T'"ik Uil nnlAi .1 - Ti. - rnurnr ru. . "uim UUlll. Berlin . ""litt.w " (VtliriAa M .. (-- iWn i.V.V"!"!11' country of iui ,i ail.-"'','lj KU'ii m.. i" Aii,t, IilttUi.'"- " SAMPIT I. rUtt 111 L1U1 HIIO A f fe &' "n SS i Wiry. -uwtiana, ccd. lug u constitution Ib now under way. Popular uentlmont Ih In favor of n lib oral conHtltutlon and It may bo er j)eeted that hoforo long Persia will tako her placo nmong tho liberally governed countrlea of tho world. Tho Shah to whom Ponda owes this great reform HHcended tho throno In 1800 nnd up to tho time of granting tho right of a now constitution to his people had been a most absolute ruler. Ho was mastor of tho lives and prop ortlea of IiIh people. Tho entlro reve nues of tho country were at his dis posal and IiIh wish was Inw In oven tho most distant province Tho chnngo to constitutionalism Is Indeed revolution ary nnd It Is n matter of satisfaction thnt tho reforms projected hy tho fath er will, In tho event of his death, bo continued and confirmed hy tho son. Eldorly people inako almost as many breaks as younger people, but oxcol In tholr ability to smooth them ovor. No doctor can euro what nils you If you Imvo n uiottn disposition. Morn flinn Likely. John ICendrlck Hangs was discussing In a New lork club a en so of plagiar ism, sayii tho New York Tribune. "Tho man admitted that plagiarism wns suspected of him," snld Mr. Hangs milling, "nc almost admitted It was proved, Ho reminded mo of a YonkerH boy I used to know. "This boy said to his chum ono morn Inn: " 'I hid under tho parlor sofa last night to hear what young Softlelgh would say to my sister.' "'Well, what did ho say?' tho othor boy asked. "'Ho only talked religion and poli tico, and ho kicked mo ubout thirty times on tho head.' '"Ho knew you were there, I guess snld the second boy. " 'I'm afraid he suspected It' " nAlcncr of Frenchmen Undoubtedly Frenchmen have the most delicate way of expressing them Bclvea," said a New York young woman to a group of friends at tea. "I have Just had the oddest little encounter with a man who looked as If he had Just arrived here, his clashes were so unmistakably Parisian. I was walk ing in Broadway when I saw ulm com ing. To my surprise, as be was a stran ger to me, he stopped, put his heels to gether nnd, taking off his hat made a low bow. 'Pardon, mademoiselle,' said he, 'your beneath skirt descends.' Mak ing again the same elaborate bow, ho passed on. I looked dqwn and saw that my silk petticoat wns showing Just a little below the outsldo skirt Had an American man noticed It, he would have felt embarrassment about men tioning It; or, If ho bud the courage, h never would have been able to think of such a delicate way of mak ing that bit o,t a misfit known to me." New York Press. TITO Bt. Vltnn nance and all Nervoaa I)lrucn 11 Id rerniMieiitly cured by Dr. Kline's Orr fcrrvS fimtorcr. Kond for KIIKK 2trll bolU and freaUao. Ut.lL lLKIIUf,Ul.,Ml ArcUBt,,l'UUa.,l'a. A I'ntlent Snnke. One docs not often attribute the vir tue of patience to a snake. "Letters from a Surgeon," however, contains nn anecdote In which its existence Is evi dent. Doctor Perry, surgeon of the Twentieth Massachusetts, wakened In camp one morning to And himself tight ly held In tho clutch of Doctor liny ward, his senior ofllcer. "Don't move, John, till I Bay three 1" ordered tho senior, shnrply. "Then seize my hands and spring to your feet One, two, three!" At tho word Doctor Perry Jumped, and never made a cleaner lenp. He was Just In time to see a moccasin dive under the coat which he had been us Ini fnr n nlllow. Armed with sticks. ! they dragged the coat away, but saw only tho holo Into which the snnkc nnd glided- Tho surgeon had accidentally blocked the entrance to tho reptile's abode, and It had Inlu nil colled under the back of his neck, waiting patiently I for him to move so It could enter. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take I.AXATIVK DHOMO QWNINK Tablet DruRKlft refund money If It (alls to euro. E. W OUOVK'S signature U on each box. 25c. The Imperial Hoard of Health In Ger many has Issued a statement that "total abstinence from strong unuic is not inju rious to health." The beds of peas In Colorado sometimes Include as many as 2,000 acres, and there la ono bed exceeding In size 2,500 acres. Tho leopard Is the most cowardly of animals. Onlr Teat. "Is thero any known test for true love?" asked tho very young mnn. "Nothing except marriage," answer Mi tho home-grown philosopher. "If that doesn't evaporate It you bare got the roal thing." A Mternry Prlie, The largest amount ever offered as n prize for n literary contribution is 1,600,000 rubles, which Is still open for competition nnd will bo nwnrded at St Petersburg on Dec. 1, 1025, to tho, writ er of tho best history of Alexander I. of Russia. Araktcholef, founder of tho military colonies of Novgorod, left a ' fortuno of 50,000 gold rublos to pro-j vllo for this unlquo prize. Tho prlzo giving dny Is tlio contennry of mo Oznr Alexnndor'a death, hy which tlmo tlio monoy will, It In estimated, havo In creased to 2,000,000 rubles. Ono-fonrth of It will bo used to dofrny tho cost of publishing tho work which wins the prize. Ill Object. "Do you enjoy staying out until 2 and 3 o'clock every mornlng7" "No, Indeed ; but I enn't afford to let my wlfo get Into tlio habit of expecting me home early." Houston Post PILES CURCD IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. VAZO OINTMKNT In Kuarentced to euro any cafioot Ichlng, blind, bleeding or protruding piles In 6 to 14 days or money refunded, Wc, The Rufnula (I. T.) Journal boasts that every copy of ItH weekly Is fed Into the prcsi by a fullblood Indian woman, whose husband turns the press. itiivr. DlclcYour checks nro beautiful to night, my dear. Katharine Yes. Jack Frost kissed them. Dick He did? Lucky Jack. Mothers will And Mrs. Wlnrtow's Ooothlng Syrup the bust remedy to lire for their children during tho teething period. (lull n TllfTcrence. "Whntl" exclaimed the angry mo diste. "You mean to say thnt Mrs. De Flasher used nil tho sampleB wo sent up to make a fancy qullt7 Wk, she is nn old crank." "Hut Mrs. De Flasher Is worth a hundred thousand. " "Iteally? Well, In that case I sup pose she is eccentric." "And she will Inherit half a million by the flrwt of the year." "Half n million? Why, write the lady a note nt once nnd tell her sho can have, another bundle of ramplec and compliment her on being so de lightfully bizarre." Shake Into Your Shoes Allen's root-Kae. A powder. It makes tleht or new shoes feel cany. lt is a certain euro lor sweating, callous nnd hot, tired, arhlng feet. Hold by all Druggists.' Price 25c. Trial pack ae mailed Kit EE. Addrets Allen 8. Olmsted, Lultoy, Now York. nnrbera Asm Ako. The first barbers of whom there Is any record plied their trade In Greece In the fifth century U. C. In Homo the first barbers operated in the third cen tury It C. In olden times In England the barber and the physician were Iden tical. Thus, a king's barber was also bis chief medical adviser. In the time of Henry VIII. of En glnnd, lawB were made concerning bar bers, of which the following Is an ex tract: "No person occupying a shav ing or barbery in London shall use any surgery, letting of blood or other mat ter, except the drawing of teeth." Always to bo Depended Upon. When a person gets up in the morning with a dull headache and a t red, stretchy feci I n -It is an almost cert. (in indication thnt the 1 vcr, or bowels t.r both aro uecld cdly out of order. At such times Nature, the wisest and best of all doctcrs, takes this moans to give warning thnt site nCt-ds tho help and gen tle assistance which can best be ob'nined from that old family remedy, Brandreth's Pills, which lias been n use for over n cen tury. They aro tho snmTsrfine laxative tonic pi: your rand nrents used, when doctors wore few nnd far between nnd when people had to havo a reme y thut could absolutely be depended upon. llrniidrcth's Pills can be depended upon nnd are sold in every dnug nnd medicine Btore, either plain or sugar-coated. Snlt am a Unit Layer. Salt Is the latest device for laying dust on roads in the country. The nu thor of the new departure is M. Trlnt zlns, city surveyor of Rouen, who has published it as tho result of a long series of experiments. The list of these, while bringing out the weak side of the new system, possesses considerable Interest ns showing It to possess real possibilities of utility. A long stretch of road was first watered and then sprin kled, with salt The next day the sur face of the road was covered with a thin glazed crust Halu removed this In parts, but where the glaze remained there was no dust for five days. On Tfalnfr at Time. "But don't you think," asked the argu- mnnrntlvA hnnnl'pr. "that tho street car service ought to be Improved?" "That is n question for the luture, said the philosophical boarder. "The present duty Is to ameliorate It" Timely Aatnnce. "Your honor," pleaded Goodman Oon rong, "I haven't always been liko this. I am descended from revolutionary fore fathers." "You certainly seem to have reached the bottom," said his honor. "I'll give you a chance to rise. You will go up for nlxty davs. Call the next easel" Catarrh Is 'ft constitutional disease originating In Impure blood and requiring constitution, treatment acting through and purifying ths blood for Its radical and permanent euro. The greatest constitutional remedy Is Mood'3 Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known ns Sa rsatabs. 100 doses $1. Nasal and other local forms of catarrh nro relieved by Catnrrlcts, which allay In flammation and deodorize discharge. 60c The Kind You Havo Ahvnys Bought Ima horno tho signa ture ol ciias. ji. J?'ictciicr, ana uns ueon znatie uuaer ins personal supervision for over JO years. Allow no ono to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and. ' Just-as-good" aro but Experiments, nnd endanger tho health of Children Experieneo against Experiment. What is CASTOR I A Castorla is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare- goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. Ifc contains neither Opium, Morphine- nor other Narcotic substance. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worm and allays Feverishncss. It cures Diarrluea and "Wind. Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tlio Stomach and. Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years. THf CrilTAUII COMPANY. TT MUftftAT TnCCT. NCW YORK CITY. Ancient Co Ulna. The cotllns of the ancient Egyp tians were made of marble and Btone. The Romans used similar receptacles for their dead, and Alexander the Great is said to have been burled in a coflin of solid gold. In parts of England glass coflins have been found. Tho Athenian heroes were burled in cotllns made of cedar, owing to its aro matic and incorruptible qualities, while tho first record of wooden coflins In En gland dates back to the days of King Arthur. This monarch was supposed to have been burled in the hollered trunk of a gigantic oak. Patent cotllns were Invented In 1790, nnd metallic nlr tight coffins were advertised at Bir mingham in 1S01. AjK ZJ lid 1 1 V t3. Ml. a W ml ft fUQ O STAND MM "When you buy oil OILED SUIT or SLICKER demand Its the easiest and only way to get the best Sold everywhere How'i This? We offer Ono Hundred Dollars Reward for anr case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by ii all's (jatarrn uure. F. J. CHUNKY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. We, the underilgned, hare known F. J. Cheney for tho last 15 yeara, and believe him perfectly honorable in all buiinesi tranaao-. ions and financially able to carry out any ob- RUBBER STAMPS If U. Toledo. O. holesale Uruc- fdhls. Toledo. O. Hail's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, act- lng directly upon the blood and mucous iur- i me Best in America We make them We do not take orders and peddle onr Rubbec btamps, Seals, Etc "We manufacture our own goods. Our equipment is the newest, and bett money can buy. Writs today lor oux; "Rubber Stamp Catalogue," THE nrWTCN-HODSON CO, Portland. GrecoiV laces of system. Price 75c. per bottle. . Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials tree. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Brilliant Dlaplay. Asker Are you a believer In the oc cult? Do yo.u believe It possible to go in a dnrk room and see Mars? Tellit Yes, and every other star If you happen to trip over a chair or a bootjack. OLD SORES FEB AND KEPT OPEH BY IMPURITIES IN THELBLOOB Whenever a sore refuses to heal it Is because the blood is not "pure and healthy, as it should be, but i3 infected with poisonous germs or some old blood taint which has corrupted and polluted the circulation. Those most usually afflicted with old sores arc persons who have reached or passed uxid- uiu jwe. luc viiamy ot tue uioou aau sircngm oi uie system nave naturally begun to decline, and the poisonous germs which have accumulated because of a sluggish and inactive condition of the system, or some hereditary taint which has hitherto been held in check, now force an outlet on the face, arms, legs or other part of the body. The place grows red and angry, festers and eats into the surrounding tissue until it becomes a chronic and stubborn ulcer, fed and kept open by the impurities with which the blood is saturated. Nothing is more trying and disagreeable than a stubborn, non-healing sore. The very fact that it resists ordinary remedies and treatments is good reason for suspicion; the same germ-producing cancerous ulcers is back of every old sore, and especially is this true if the trouble i3 an inherited one. Washes, salves, nor indeed anything else, applied directly to the sore, can I wa. affllood with a .ore on my f an' Pernianent good ; neither will rcmov raoe or four years' ntsmdlnir. it ing the sore wtth caustic plasters or the uS&a,iP surgeon's knife make a lasting cure. If In ovory way until I became every particle of the diseased flesh wer firttlinrS"?; taken away another sore would come, be troatedxne but tho pore continued cause the trouble 13 in the blood, and the to irrovr worse. InawS.B. 8. ad- BLOOD CANNOT DE CUT AWAY. vortised and commenced iti uao , nui pt uwi V and after Ultlnir It a -whllo I van lue cure must come by a thorough cleans complotoly ourod. My blood la lUr of the blood. In S. R. R will 1 f,.i iuro ana noaitny irora tno , , , . . ii 8. 8. S., and thero baa not n remedy forsores nnd ulcers of every kind. lorefi' th0 "Iaco It is an unequalled blood purifier one that goes enrecuy into ine circulation and promptly cleanses it of all poisons nnd taints. It gets down to the very bottom of the trouble and forces out every txtee of im purity nnd makes a complete acd lasting cure. q. o. o. cuanges uie quality of the blood so that instead of feeding the diseased parts with impurities, it nourishes the irritated, inflamed flesh with healthv hWl Then the sore begins to heal, new flesh is formed, all pain and inflammation leaves, the . place scabs over, and when S. S. S. has purified the blood the Bore is permanently cured, S. 8. S. i9 for sale at all first class drug stores. Write for our special book on sores and ulcers and any other medical advice jyou desire. Wc make no charge for the book or advice. , THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GAm now pure and healthy from effeot of 8. 8. S., and thero bas boon any altrn of tho aore a 8. 8. 8. ourod it. THOfl. OOTEU. West Union, Ohio. sss, PURELY VEGETABLE. FRUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered) SHORTHORN CATTLE, (Registered) BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS PACIFIC NURSERY CO. Celafoeue Frcc Tanuent, Orecoa have stood the test for rnvrnwif. and are still iu the lead. Their ntwnint certainty of growth, their uncommonly large yields of delicious vegetables and uciiuiuui nowcrs, mate tticin the most rename aua tne most popular eyery- ouiu u? an ucaiers. ihot atta Aaaual free on request. 0. M. FERRY & CO., Detroit. Mich. DR. G. GEE WO Wonderful Home Treatment This vronderftit Chi nese Doctor la called trout because bo curt a people without opera tion that arb g'ven up to die. Ha cures wl h those wonderful Chi nese herbi, roots, buds, barlca and vegetables that are entire! un known to nicxllritl m l. cue In thla country ttirouch tho uaa harmless remedlu. This Umous doctor knows Uie action of oyer 400 different remedies, which he usea successfully In different diseases. lie siaran'eca to cure catarrh, asthma, long, throat rueumatlsm, nervousness, Blomacn, liver, kid neys, etc i has hu4rJa or testimonials. Charges mode rate. Call and see him. lV.lenta out ot the city write fw blanks and circulars. Send stamp. CONSULTATION JtttUiS. Address The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 162K rirst St., 5. C Cor. Morrison Mention paper Portland. Oregon rtho. P.N. U No. 4-07 WHEN writing- to advertisers plata I uientluu this puper, I PUTNAM FA DEL ESS D Y E S