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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Nov. 1, 1906)
rrsxts SENATOR Knu SOUTH CAROLINA - -s F.Awstr M. C. Butler. Lpilsli often caused by caUrrb eltheitomachandlBthorefore a Mi for dyipepam. fcan.M.0. Butler, JJx-U. 8. Bon- m, o.tt, Pnrnllnii for two bi In letter Irom Washington, 0.,'irltM to the Ponina Medl iCo.M lollowe: Li - xmmmrnd Prrunn fordyS- Kiiiind stomach trouble. I have wing your mcdidnc for a short Ee ind I feel very much relieved. En food tonic." lunh ol the (tomach la tho corrcot ilormoitcflioi ol dyspepsia. In & Li tore catarrh of tho atomuch lUrrh mnit be eradicated. Ij u internal catarrh remedy, iiFiruni, ii available. r.ct exactly meets tho indications. 11111 ninetjr-nine towns own tliolr i torki, the areratro net Income I IHi,2o pr annum. Oeod IiIpb. "I lmve many bonutlful thoughts" unlet tho long-haired boarder, who Imntclncfl ho In n born poet, "that I propoHo to give to tho public In tho nenr future." "Thnt'B n Rood Idon, young mnn," growled tho fussy bachelor, "it's n cinch you could never Induco tho pub lie to buy them." A nni-Knln Counlrr ISnconnter. Ono of tho iihopH In towji Iiur been soiling fur goods nt a reduction since GhrlHtninu, Hnys tho Washington Post. Kver no ninny peopto rcHponded to tno all of tho advertisement, Ouo of thoso persona wns a tall, commanding look lug woman, with a determined ring in lior voice. Hho pauiwd bcsldo a table ful of muffa'and neck pieces, and bo gan io dlHcuHH them with tho sales woman. 8ho looked at this muff and then at that, and nt length her eyes fell on a mink muff lying nt a llttlo distance from tho others. Hho picked It up and looked at it disapprovingly. "You don't mean to tell mo you ex pect anybody to pay good money for a thing llko that, do you?" alio do umnded. Thoro was a faint oxclnmnHnn rm a womnn whoso back had at that moment. She snatched tho muff from tho IiiuhIb of tim mm rnnn.1 ifltf looking woman Them Willi tint a word spokon, but for the space of ten seconds I fully exnected the two in tako their corners, and I was prepared 10 put my money on tho womnn wim ownou tno murx. 11 1 r da Hnva Hocctnclea. Many birds nro provided with nntiir- nl spectacles, a transparent menihrnnn called tho third eyelid. This third eye lid wiien not In use es fo ded In tho Inner corner of tho eyo. Two muscles woric lit, spreading it over tho iriun or rowing it up again much more elov. criy tnun a man can put on or tako ofT his spectacles. Hut for this third eye lid tno oaglo could not look at the sun. Shlftltiir (ha DUmi, "Smlthcrs Is ono of thoso ueonle who mnnnge to slilft tho biumo wheuovcr anything goca wrong." "Yes," answered Miss Cayenne. "I observe that no always lias to be coax ed to Blng." Washington Star. Hotter I.ato Tttnn "What would you do If a man were to court you until you were 80 yearn old?" said some ono who was reading a newspapor Item of a similar case. "Why," aald Miss Passay, "I'd mar- ry him I" RTBrftv. Ten. they're iust Ilkft hrothora aiwn't mcyT" "Nonsense 1 They'ro fighting nearly an tno time." "Of course; thnt's what I mean." Phllndolphlu Press. SUoptlcnl. "Mary, I've Just ordered somn nrli. ficlal Ice sent up to tho bouse," called John over tho 'phone. "Dear mo I" called back Mary. "Do you think it'll bo as cold as the othor kind?" CASTOR I A Eor Infanta and Children, The Kind You Have Always Bought THE KING OF BLOOD PURIFIERS No other remedy has given such perfect satisfaction as a blood purifier and tonic or is so reliable in the cure of blood dis eases of every character as S. S. S. It is known as "The King of Blood Purifiers," and the secret of its success and its rio-.ifc to this title is because "IT CURES DISEASE." SWIFT' SPECIFIC, THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER. -r " ' "3- fix. Boars tho Signature It is an honest medicine, made entirely of purifying, healing roots, herbs and barks, which are acknowledged to be specifics for jj i r i . c t-iw uiseasesansiug iromuu jiupuicui mwuucu uuuuiuuu w uiuuu frin tmnrfi that art aentlv and admtrciblv in tlie uo-buildin of L run- jy - CSVeVAVI. jVkldWdlMg J J Jt O 0 SIX , tJfy---'' down, weakened or disordered condition of the system. of lt&xT&Z&M One of the trreatest points in favor of S. S. S. is that it is the only blood remedy on the market which does not contain a mineral ingredient of some kind to derange or damage the, system. It is the one medicine that can-be taken with absolute safety by the youngest child or the oldest member of the family, and persons who have allowed their systems to get in such condition that most medicines are repulsive to the stomach will find that S. S. S..f while thorough, is gentle and pleasant in its action, and has none of the nauseating effects of the different mineral mixtures and concoctions offered as blood purifiers. - As every part of the body is dependent on the blood for nourishment and strength, it is' necessary that this vital fluid be kept free from germs and poisons. So long as it remains"' uncontaminated we are fortified against dis- uonuemon: o. u. a. is uneci bh r lamuy mouicino iu our home. I myself have taken and always found It what It is claimed to be. It thoroughly cleanses the system of lm 'ptirltles, IncreasosUbe appetite, improves tho digestion, and builds np the genoral health. I have given it to my, ohlklroD with fine results. It promptly restores the appe tite and clears the skin of all eruptions. It is a very fins blood tonio and has my hearty endorsement. 134 S, Oth St., tebanon, Pa. P. H. THOMPSON. Ir Bavaria railway carriages are dis infected at the end of every Journey. The Youthful Ide. "Pop, oro lawyers always bad-tern pcrcd?" "Of courso not, my son. What made you think so?" "Why, tho pnpers are always telling about their cross-cxamina'tlons." Bal timore American. Much In Hrldenco. Mr. Wllljnms (exhibiting It to visitor) I've had this old meerschaum pipe forty years, and I think a great deal of it. Mrs. WIIIJara And I can't think ot anything else for twenty-four hours aftei be has smoked It In the house. CITO Bt- Vitus' Dunce nna 11 Ncttooh ! I HO Jttrroiiiieniiy cured by Vi. Kline's Urrat Nerve llmtorer. Hend fur PJIKK f2trll bottle and trcniie. ur. iv. u,tuiDr, ua. Ml ArcJiBi.,l'nil.,i' i'B Jaques Hfg. Co. Ktr Chicago (Bbout 850 Yolcanors on this Throughout the world, about 3 per cent frF Ur b,d ruptiom In modara of peopla gain their living directly from ' Um ml Imitation. Eva Yes, when be proposed ho spoke In sugared words.' But I found out afterward they wero not real. Edna Perhaps they were only glo- coso words, dear. In Holland an unmarried woman In variably walks on the right side of her eicort, whilo a married ono takes her husbands left arm. Malta is rlin most thickly populated Island in the world. It has 1,300 people to the square mile. Darbadocs has 1,054 peoplo to the square mile. ' Mothers will and Mrt. Window's Soothing Byruptho twit remedy to uto for their children Conaetiuonce of n Ilah Act. "Our wife," wrote the editor of the Rplketown Ulizcard, "is xlck from over work. While she was snooping around our sanctum yesterday morning she found (ho office towel and insisted on taking It home and washing It. Such a thing never happened before, and with the help of the Lord It shall never happen again V CInniar Explanation. "I'll never speak to you again, Jack Ilarkalong I You're a deceitful wretch. You told a friend of mine you saw me with my new hat on at church last Sun day morning, and that I was a sight! "The spiteful thing I Dear, I said you were a sight for sore eyes." $100 Reward, $100. The readeri of this nScer will be nleiued to learn that thero It at least ouo dreaded disease that science has been a bio to cure In all lti itages. and that U Catarrh. II all's Catarrh Curo is tho only positive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a-constltu-tlonal dlteaao, requires a constitutional treat ment. Hall's Catarrh Curo is taken internally, acting directly upon tho Mood and mucous lurfaces of the system, thereby destroying the ounaaiion oi me uiieaso. ana eivine me va- Meat strength by building up the constitution and assisting naturo in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in Its curatlvo xmors mat iney ouer uui uuaurea uoiibti 'or an v case that it fails to cure. Bend for list of testimonial. . . Addross. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, a soiu oy arugsisis, ido. Hall's Family 1'lUs are tho be it. Tho Vnfltncaa of Thlnorsu "Evervthlne you bur Is adulterated nowadays," grumbled old Pessim, "except the etuu tncy put in cannon crackers and other infernal machines. That gu stronger every year." Overdone. Visitor You seem to have ft list cresn- ing establishment In every block in this town. What's the use of that 7 Itesldent No use at all. Freauentlv you can walk two blocks bofore you need to hare your hat cloaned again. Chicago xrioune. ease, and liealtli is assured; but any impurity, humor or poison acts injuriously on the sys tem and affects the general health. Pus tular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different skin affections show that the blood is in a feverish and diseased condition as a result of too much acid or the presence 6 some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in the blood, and Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison etc., are all deep-seated , blood disorders thatontinue to grow worse as long as the poison remains. But all blood diseases are not acquired: some persons are born with an hereditary taint in the blood and we see this great affliction manifested in many ways. The skin has a waxy, pallid appearance, the eyes are often weak, glands of the neck enlarged, and as the. taint has been in the blood since birth the entire health is usually affected. In nil blood troubles S. S. S. has proved itself a perfect remedy and has well earned the title of "KING OF BLOOD PURIFIERS." It goes down into the circulation and removes all poisons, humors, waste or foreign matter, and makes this stream of life pure and health- sustaining. Nothing reaches inherited blood troubles like S. S. S.; it removes every particle of the taint, purifies and strengthens the weak, deteriorated blood, and supplies it with the healthful properties it needs and establishes the I foundation for good health. As a tonic this trreat medicine lias no pnnal anrl ir will fif fonnrl PURELY VEGETABLE especially bracing to weak, anaemic persons. . Rheumatism. Catarrh. Sores and Ulcers. Skin Diseases, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison and all other blood troubles are cured perma- nivnfl.. V... C O O J 4.1- 1. 1 it. 1 I C I I -I .1 . . r i 1 uy kj. vj. vj., ttuu jv muiougu is luc cleansing ot ine diooq inat no trace or tne ais ease is left to break out in future years or to be transmitted to offsDrW. If vou are in need of a blood purifier get "THE KING" of them all, S. S. S. and good results are assured. Book on the blood and anv medical advice desired furnished without charge to all who write. 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Today I weigh 105, and am in better health than for years. Doan's Kidney Pills have been my only kidney medicine during four years past. They bring me out ol every attack." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Auythlnir Hut a Joke. "Thcso alleged Jokes about the sum mer girl who gets cngngod Just for fuu," remarked tho sad-eyed passenger as ho let a comic weekly fall to tho floor of tho car, "niako mo real weary," "What's tho answer?" quorlod the hardworo drummer, "I met that kind of a girl last sum mer," explained tho sad-eyed party, "and thinking tho Joko compilers know their business, I got engaged to her." "Woll?" said tho h. d., as tho othor paused to light his pipe. "Hut Instead of acting according to the dono shoot," continued ho of tho snd optics, "sho Jumped tho hurdle and mnrrlod me about tho time tho leaves bag-an to turn." re 4 S ""ro no matter hriw badlhe wealher you cannoi afford to be " without a TfTWP.P'S WATERPROOF OILED SUIT (OR SLICKER When you buy look ror tho SIGN OF THE FISH Awaits a J TTX.f . m Muitte ti. . Il CAM&l CO LTD TCQTQ CAM Mark Tvraln'n "Ad." In his early llartford dnvs Mnrk Twain took an active interest in base ball in common with most of hln fi. low citizens. Whilo attending an ex citing gamo lie lost a gold-headed um brella, which ho advertised for In tlin local papers somewhat after this fash ion: "Lost $10 reward! a cold-headed umbrella was lost bv tho underslenod on tho grandstand at tho hnsnhnll ground on Saturday. It was probably stolen from him whilo he was en gaged In cheorlncr tii n ITnrf fnrflu frir their victory over tho Providence nlno presumably stolen by a red-headed, freckled-faced bov nhonr 12 For tho body of tho boy and tho um brella delivered at my house on Farm Ington avenuo $10 will ho linlrl. For tho body of tho boy or tho umbrella eeparately $5 for either. For tho boy alive, nothing under nnv clrvMim. Btancos." This ndvortlRomnnr Bignea with Ms fuu namo and address. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING Portland Trade Directory Names and Addresses In Portland of Repre sentative Business firms. CRKAM SEPAltATOHS W gnanntee the U.a Urparalor to t Ibe bnu Wrlio or tn cataloz. Uaxelwood Co i lflti and Oak. PIANOS A OHO ANB Many fln InstrnmenU ro vrrlto ua accounv alckneas or removal of buyer write for description, of p'anos now on hand, terma, eta Write today. OUbert Co., Portland Banking by Mai WE PAY 40o INTEREST On savings deposits of a dollar or more, compounded twice ovory year. 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TIK .:V L Houjrlus Wouifu's. 9IUsta uu4 Chlldron'a shoes j for stj lo, tit uud weur If I could take you Into my large factories at Brockton, Mass., and show you how carefully W.L. Douglas shoe are made, you would then understand Why they hold their shape, fit better wear longer, and are of greater value than any other make. Wherever you live, yon caa obtain W. L. DoukUs shoes. His name and price Is stamnei on the bottom, which protects you against high prices and Inferior shoes. Tako no subset ua. Aok your dealer lor V. L. Dounlas shoea nd Insist upon having them. fatt Color tutltts usttTt tht will not war brassm Writ (or ftlustratea Catalog ot Fall Styles. W. L. DOUULAS, Dept. 13, Brockton. Maia, P. N. U. M. 43-e ammmm- 3 1