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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (June 28, 1906)
The ofth Song m 9 Urfl are four verses, verse flff .5! Hfllr Vleor makes !i , Verse 2. Avcr's ffvigor stops falling hair. 5i. Verse 4. iv s Hair Vigor always rc-Ayi,nl0rtoErayhaIr,Thc inrcov--- . .... chorus Is sune by minions. Trr til to proved on for Dkuxmomd, 5Tio nsnufseturers of J SARSAPAWLLA. JrS CHBWIY PBCTORAL. A4rle from Arlema Wrd. ' A certain Southern railroad wan In a wretched condition, and the tmlrm wore consequently run at a phenonv enally low rate of "peed. When tho conductor wag punching his ticket Ar tomut Ward, wlio wag one of tho pa gangers, xemrtrkedj "Does this railroad company allow dSBiVention Compressing 800,000 newspapers by passengers to kIvo It advice, If thej do .hydraulic ninchlncry, so In a respectful manner?" Tho conductor replied In gruff tones that he guessed so. "Well," Artomus went on, "It occur red to mo that It would bo well to d tnch the cowcatcher from the front ol an Austrian genius lias constructed n yacht of tho material thus obtained, It Is sixteen feet long, and every part, Including tho masw unci sails, Is paper. tt - v muni! oi crgogrnpn measure incuts, M, Chnrlcs Ferre has found that tho cnglno and hitch It to the rear oj onc-tcnth more work can bo done stand flirt Ifrtln fni vaii aaa mv 1 i.... n .i,. at . . T M 4wmm4 . lffB-Vbat r you working A ! wither hero nor heroine, ao lor f&Thnt oufht to b. Interring. in It. more than that. luck ttory. written for ray t illl the reiwni why I shall bare to El ite for another extension t time L o nnt. I vtm Dior od all Nervous Duvatei ETC ;ur cured br Dr. Kline'. Ureal lllor.'::; Hind fur XUKK IJtrUt bottle and KSnSTjt JLK1ID , I.MIArcli r.,Plilla.,r I Hetplnff Hlw On. Vow, for my parr," said Mr. Tim- ;,. ...i.tinir "i tvouiuirt flare tninic M. KUWH ffby not" cngeny inicrruptea aiiss ibsTeeck. 'RcrtUJe I invent nny money. not" hv suggested Helpfully, nUn't you get Bonieuony 10 lend 1 1 llttlct" Catholic Standard and Mi fXotWurllt find Mr. Wlntlow'a Soothing Ul.cuuraulimr Hlw. "Im, be confcsned tbnt ho loved me, m I tried to discourage him lu every Mil 1 knew bow. Once be dared to I'm at" "And joa icrcnmcd, Jeanette?" "Well r not then, but I warned i tint I would tho next time. Then ! ilwed me again." 'Eorel; jou called for belpt" "How could I when I was so star- i Pretently be slipped bis arm me." And too drew nwny?" ".Vo, I nestled closer er that Is M really, dear, I tried to dlscourago tim;ye, I tried bard." DOES YOUR BACK ACHE? to' till Klilncjri unit tli l'aln Will Neer Itrturn. Only one way to cure an aching back. Iwttbe tane, the kldneya. Thou- eands tell of cures made by Poan's Kid ney Pills. John 0. Coleman, a promi nent merchant of 8wainsboro, Ga., wye: "For several years my kidneys wero affected, and i my back ached day and nlcrht. T spld.oervoui and lame in the morn- ixan'a Kidney Pills helped me wt. and thn 4. -f - -w nvw ii'iivi iuw wed his been permanent." wwByaudea era. no mni. w t-4Illbarn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. tho train; for you see, wo are not 11 ble to ovrtako a cow, and what's t prevent a cow from strolling Into thf. car and biting a passenger ?" Boston Herald. -I'leannnt, "Now, that It's all over, darling," said the delighted bridegroom, "I must confess I never expected to win you. Even now I can't understand why you married me." . "Well, acorgo," said the Chlcngj bride, "I'll tell you. Borne tltno ago t fortune toller told me that my secon'' marriage would make mo very bnpp) and wealthy. So, of course, I bad U get my first marriage over with." Philadelphia Press. lug than sitting, but that the greater intensity of effort during u long period In tho standing positron is followed at tho end by more rapid fntlgtm Tog dissipation by electric discharges uns proven more effective when tho fog contains dust or smoke tlinn when It Is water only, tho solid particles seeming to bccoiuo charged and to bo then repelled, precipitating particles of vapor with which they collide. With u bundle of spikes as radiator, a space of Bomo yards can be cleared In a few seconds, About ten species of "vegetable sponges" nre now cultivated In the warmer parts of Africa and Asia. efne- dally In Algcrln. The fruit Is edlblo before maturity, but on ripening the pulp separates from the fibrous mate- Deafsess Cannot Be CurtA by loca I applications aa they cannot reach the r,uI which then becomes nn excellent "r??.:"riL"lADer-. laonlront substitute for ronl ..inn f.,- .i1B ttj luuuig uD.iocii, ana mat 11 r conitltu-i, "v .-!3ir?i.i'ne,,Uc,w4by room nnd '"'"'J' otucr purpoKes., oonaiuon 01 mo mucom llulnr ol the nu.t.vuiui luw, nnen tnif tuba li inflamed you tiave a, rumbling ound or imperfect hear Inc. and when It it entirely cloied, Deafnen U the result, and unleii the inflammation can be taken put and thli tube re.toied to lu norma) condition, hearing will be dwtroyed forerer; nlJ.fV0.'1i.t.0, "n r earned br Catarrh, which Is nothing hut an Inflamed condition & lhemucouiiurfacei. Wo will a-lre One Hundred Dollart for anr eaie of Dealnrtifcauied by catarrh) that can not io curea vj jtaira uatarrn euro. Bend for u ,a , ' CHKNKY & CO., Toledo, 0, Hall'a Famllr 1'llU are the beit. Only WBted a Square Deal. "i'ruoner," aald the Judec "etand up. nave you anything to aay why Judgment of the court should not now bo pronounc ed Against you?" "I'd like to aay. your honor." annwerei the prisoner, "that I hope you will not allow your mind to be prejudiced against me by the poor defence my lawyer put up lor me. Ill take It aa a great favor If your honor will Just give me the sentence I'd have cot if I had pleaded guilty If tne um place." qwlck flatIemnf. The lad looked up from bis gcofl rapby. "Pa," he said, running bis finger ovoi the map of South America," who set tied Venezuela?" "I don't know exactly, my son," yawned pa, "but I can tell you who settled President Castro." "Who?" "Why, France." Ilia rfnrl Cooclnalos. "I'm entertaining Miss Snlggs, the most popular girl In our class," said the Bryn Mawr girl. "I'd liko you to meet her." "No. thank you." replied Dick, "I'm not Interested in homely girls." "Why, how did you know she was homely?" "She must bo or she wouldn't bo so popular with you other girls j also, yon wouldn't want mo to meet her." Phil adelphia Press. Thrilled, lie was looking at Niagara Falls. "Splendid I Magnificent 1" bo mur mured. "Bo the spectacle touches you, toor ventured a fellow spectator. "Touches me I" roared the first Such splendid horsepower, such mag nificent energy I And mo running my mill by steam I Say, It moro than touches me. It breaks mo all up." Philadelphia Ledger. OUNCES IwSn. The Home ol Che Wave Circle is the home where good cooking is loved, where the family enjoy the finest of biscuits, doughnuts, cakes, and pies and other good things every day. The baking is always delicious and wholesome because K C Baking Powder the baking powder of the wave circle, is u&ed Get K C to-day 1 25 ounces for 25c If it isn't all that we claim, your grocer refunds your money. iend for "Book of Presents." JAQUES MFG. CO. Chicago. us. IT'S PLAIN BUSINESS V hen yoa .t dental work dona. Bya leui aim lirecUton all lb way through Ji'.ouf otHoe, but w do Mropr bmlneu wiin a little compaMlon for a nvrvoui Patient. We try to make It a palnlete UllttllVM. Ur. Hturdarant, racial tt on child rtn'a totih and regulating. WISE BROS., Dentists falling Bulldlng.lTiIrd and Waihtnir ton I a. in. lot p. m. HundayiVtolI Main so-.?, WORK DONE ON WEEKLY A NO MONTHLY PAYMENTS DB.T.r.Wisie SKIN DISEASES ACNE, TETTER, ECZEMA, PSORIASIS, SALT RHEUM. THE ITCHING "WAS ALMOST UNBEARABLE. Dear Sirs My body broke out with a rash or eruption whioh in spite of all efforts to onre oontinued to get worse. The itching, especially at night, was simply terrible, it would almost disappear at times, only to return worse than ever. I had tried many highly reoommonded prepa rations -without bohofit, and hearing of S. S. B. determined to give it a fair trial, and was inexpressibly delighted when a few bottles cured mo entiroly, removing every blemish and plmplo from my body. I shall not fall to rec ommend S. 8. S. whenever an opportunity ocgurs to do so. Esoondldo, Gal L. MARNO. The Algerian Bpongeu are In luree de mand In Turin. Tfie Biinll, "the poor man's oyster" of Franco and Spain, Is pronounced a very plenHlng food when selected from clean feeding grounds and properly cooked. Its nutritive vuluo Is 100 nor cent greater than that of the oyster, analysis showing tbnt tho solids cm brnco nearly 1)0 pur cent of tissue build ing proteld matter, besides which nre 0 per cent of fat and 4 per cent of min eral subHtnnco Including phosphates. Talking before the Institution of Kieetrlcal Engineers at Glasgow, on. the unknown energy contained In the chemical elements nnd the prospect of milking It nvalluble, 1 Soddy said that 0aBA with those exhibited when nn ntoin suffers cbango nre of a different nnd lower order of magnitude. Suppose, he said, that a way could be fouud in which uranium, which disintegrates to the nxtent of a thousand-millionth part annually, could be made to disintegrate completely In tho course of a year; then from ono gram of uranium 1,000, 000,000 caloric could bo evolved, which, converted Into electric energy, would sufllce to keep a 32 candle-power Ininp burning continuously through the year. Ily tho expenditure of nbout one ton of uranium, costing less than $5,000, more energy would be derived than Is supplied by all the electric Bupply-stn-ttons of London put together. Much has lecn said of late In favor of the extensive cultivation of tho black locust, and one railroad company Is rejiortcd to have planted nearly 1,500,- 000 trees of this species, with the view of utilizing their extraordinarily du rable wood. But Charles A. White of the Smithsonian Institution points out, lu the Popular Science Monthly, that the black locust possesses u mortal en emy In n longlcorii beetle, which bores tho wood through and through. It Is n native of tho buhio regions In which the tree nourishes, and depends upon the tree for Its own existence. When There is nothing more distressing than an itching, burn ing skin disease, and upon the return of warm weather those who are afflicted with skin troubles find the symptoms appear ing and know that thev will be tormented throucrh the hot summer months. The blood is heated with humors and acrid matter, and as they are forced to the surface the skin seems to be on fire. The treatment of skin diseases with exter nal applications is all wrong, because they do not reach the trouble which is in the blood. The most such treatment can be expected to do is, allay the itching and burning and cover up the trouble for awhile, but as soon as it is left off the disease returns. All food taken into the body contains, in some form, the elements necessary to sustain the dniereut parts. One portion is nsed for the making" of blood, another for muscle, one for bone, still another for fat, and so on. After these different properties are ex tracted from the food there still remains a portion that is useless, or waste matter, which is 'intended to be disposed of through the natural channels of bodily waste, the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels. At this season of the vear, however, these orcrans become torpid, dull and sluggish, and fail to perform this duty, and these accumulations remain in the system and are absorbed by the blood to ferment and sour, producing burning acids and acrid humors. The blood cannot properly nourish the system while in this impure condition, and begins to throw off these acids through the pores and glands of the skin, producing Acne, Eczema, Tetter, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and skin diseases of every description. EOZERSA appears usually with a slight redness of the skin, followed by pustules from which there flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense. It is generally on the back, breast, arms, legs and face, though other parts of the body may be afflicted. In TETTER the skin dries, cracks and bleeds, and is often very painful. The acid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, causing a dry, feverish, hardened condition and giving it a leathery appearance. AGNE makes its appearance on the face in the form of pimples and black-heads, and is particularly disagreeable because of its unsightly appear ance, while PSORIASIS, a scaly disease, comes in patches on different parts of the body. One of the worst forms of skin disease is SALT RHEUM It discharges a watery fluid, form ing sores and producing intense itching. The head and face are the parts usually affected, and sometimes the hair falls out and a mass of sores forms on the scalp. These and all skin diseases are due to the same cause burning acids and humors in the blood, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and made pure they will continue. The best treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S., a remedy that is purely vegetable, being made en tirely from roots, herbs and barks, and acts directly on the blood with a cleansing, healing It neutralizes the acids and purifies the blood so that the skin, instead of being blistered and burned by the fiery fluids, is nourished by a supply of cooling, healthy blood. It goes down into the circulation and forces out every particle of waste or foreign matter, builds up the blood and cures all skin diseases promptly and permanently. S. S. S. does not leave the least par ticle of the poison for future outbreaks, but entirely rids the blood of the cause for all skin diseases. S. S. S. tones up the system and regulates the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels so that they will carry off the natural waste and refuse matter through the proper channels, instead of leaving it to be absorbed bv the blood. Nothing equals S. S. S. in th6 treatment of these troubles and for building up the general health. Write for our treatise on skin diseases and any "medical advice you wish. We make no charge for either. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, A TLANTA,. GA. ii ijjj Store Appropriate. The district attorney was about to summon another witness In the great blackmailing trial. "I can't get his real name," said the attorney, "but I'll Just put him down as John Doe." "But he has so much money," ven tured the assistant, "suppose we put him down as John Dough?" lie LoTed Her Not. A little 0-year-old rirl friend of mine Better than It Looked. "This," said the native, "Is our base- population (lowed to Illinois and Iowa, the black locust was taken along, it nourished luxuriantly for some years. until its Insect foe followed It, and now, says Mr. White, nothing remains of the great groves of blnck locust In tho Middle West except blnsted remnants, The tree, native east of the Allegbenles, from ew lork to tho Gulf, was also transplanted to Europe, whither Its enemy linn not followed It. I'-NTif i Ueoriclii. Wbcn th'i traveler stopped for lunch eon nt n small railway citing bouse In Georgia, says a writer In tho Atlanta CoiiMitutlon, a diminutive colored boy, coveted with some three 'cot of soiled apron, appeared nnd In none too geutlo a tjiio announced that the bill of faro Wat ham, eggs, com bread and coffee. After due deliberation, the traveler snld he would liko soins ham, eggs, coru bread and coffee. SikIi n pretentious order for one per son fctaggcrcd tho small waiter momen tarily. But ho soon recovered, and as bo Ltarted toward tho kttcjicn ho said : Ilow'H yer hab dem eggs, boss, blind or lockln nt yer?" "LcoUln' at me," replied tho traveler, feeling suro that oggs that were turned ovop would bo likely to bo cooked too long to bo either palatable or wholo- Boiue. A JoUo on tho Siienker, TV) Springfield Republican tells of a oka that was played tho other day on Speuker Cannon of tho United States House of Representatives. Wlion' tho Speaker sat down at his desk ho found sl'p of paper asking him to call tip number so-and-so. on tbu 'phone. Ho did aB requpsted.igflylng, "Do yon want "I don't know," enmo back tho an swer SVcll, I haven't tlmo to bo fooling around hero; do you want moV In sisted tho Speaker. "Who nro you, anyway?" This Is tho government hospital for tho insiuie," was tho rpiy; if you think you ought to bo hco, why, como along" Don't expect any man to thank you for trylHK 1 lixhieo him to do whut ho mpi Devottoa to as Idea. Wutt Gozup Isn't it somhlng start line for old Hunks to be dronnini? into I mrtrn Mrflnf tinMts if fits Mm. nf llfO Muskutn Downe- Yes; he has just found out that there is an inheritance tax, and he's opposed to it on principle. He saya bo Is coin; to see to It that hia helra don't have to pay any such tax. came running to me and threw herself Into , ball ground. It doesn't look very fine, break " uett" wuu,u, but It's got Its good points." "God doesn't love me any more," walled; "God doesn't love me!" "God doesn't love you? Why, dear, trod loves everyone," I asured her. O, no, he doesn't love me. I know he doesn't. I tried him with a daisy." Harper's Bazar. . i "Oh, yes, I see," replied the visiting The Need. "Here Is another question that ought to bo brought before Congress," said tho earnest citizen. "My dear sir," answered Senator Sor ghum, "Congress now has all the ques tlons It can take care of. What It needs Is some answers." 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