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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (June 7, 1906)
I . . Tien the ".T. act! No time K T.d7ocxpcrl- If"0' mrsflVOVOUr "W 0 "vu wHI use "JTS r V tor. It m.k ! ' .7 t, rnnnot do ny- E Isc. It's nature's way. r . .tlmontni AJ0 "ulttu" Cl a a 7 S AKWAmuJU llBrS CHERRY PECTOSAL. In do . nailer Ju1l. graU-crfoungtoba loft m i rii tr iiuiB bfwur tmplorcni know It's dnn BaWw"' ,. tl, lr FY- wmMtent to serve you ,w r If yott WW uuwu ;ui o't they know you might poison kir li no danger or mm, mnumii l rto for tou?" foliik I better SO to tho store down IreA- aMrrerou just as wen as uicy 1.4 ii cheaply. l.n tail can Klro mo n z-ccnt bat It don't jook ngni nous tat Om(mii Cannot De Cured iIipriitiUoBiu (her rannot town tho il nJ tlit i br couitltu- frraellH. lftiiilicuMl J.ynri in- iBSOJlWflOMli inuwui iiiiiuk i mo umTnu. nncn misiufv is iiiuamvu L,..mmMlnioiinl or Imported lior r1'-' . . .... . r t.. ' - tmiaiiiuniiroiT uiincu, j'aiuren jltid unleii the Inflammation can 1 HBIiaOtulllUDOICttlOIQU W It HUTU! too,Uirlcf will to rieitroyod (oroTerj rQSIVI n IIP If VBIIIUj luoiMajloian Inflamed condition of tart" One llumlrtl Dollars (or nr fiwiiofiiiciuiwi 1'T caiarrnj iuai nan ifitjlliiri Catanh Cure, Bend for fDrailliu.JJc. rutii; rmi ire ice mi v. Clii1! Mind lbs Machine. tot," uld the renter of room No, I'liit tee uttle of the typewriters tSe dwtn't tnnoy you." , kt, It dooi not, responded the npliillit whoM ofllc was - No. I "tat their fibbte does anno rae ip;."-Chlcio Tribune. Te Brtik In New Shoe. IniUitla Alltn'i Foot-Ex. attoirder. i . iitiung, wmnr. ewoiieu leti. wti,li:rr(iilDr nlili and hunlnni. At WJUiaaihcxiitorn.Mc Don't rctpt wwif, riapie aenra runt,. Auarei l01ajtt4lUBoy,N Y. I X HOBt Bf Atrr.j.mnf Its urr; to beir thnt Wrlnkllni K. .if. ii . p "n a i iirt tojetner in imace. Ill loo BBfh obetlnacy on both ildes m. mi lUodpatter, and ebe'e a l"bU ',.?"f " N"vnue W- W.a ttKiia. , lA.,m Arch HU, l'blla..l'o, MIB the Declaration. iroadi, exclaimed the candidate, 7ox ouintertetej patrlotUm, t IUt thll nffl If .v.ll. T pmby to fill It I" P M ttOCDed and Innlr ,1,11. P 1 1 lt add," he proceclfd, "that ES2,l,B0,th fu!t of any cor- 7 1 . ' """"'Dt'd an old "'Jto like 8am FI III 1" PSSir' Boothln, W tramp for ,nncr to.dny KL .1 tho men. v. wunsion roat. hnrou hl,00,"imo. "are rcaon o think I k. '.otl, JOt men and P." Mu v ; " nor ' W aa ii. oou nieht iio oa you do Constant aqony. 7y dera. lN dot tin .1 rw,f. It lms been dUcovercd tlmt imiiiy of tho recent gront bush flrcH In 4n(3W Houth Wales mid Vlctorln, AiiHtrnlln, Woro cntiHcd ly tho idiooiihoruM jmHto laid down to kill rnbbltH. As booii nH tlio nilxturo dries It rntclio llro undct tho licnt of tho min'M rnyi. Of tho m;V2l sijimro mlloH of Kn Klniid nnd WiiIcb, SIIb Norn K. Mac Muim JliidM thnt 20,182 nrc tiiidor 250 fct In olovntlon nbovo tho on, l(l,.KI5 nro botwocn 250 nnd 500 foot, 10,17(1 nro botwt'on 500 nnd J.000 feet, l,(l!ja nro botweon 1,000 nnd 2,000 feet, 1100 nro uotweon 2,000 nnd n.OOO foot nnd four nro moro thnn' n,000 feet. Tnntnllto, tho inctnl recently cniDloy ed In Gonnnny for mnkliiK an Imjiroved niumcnl for clectrle InnipH, linn found another use. MewirH. Blemcim nnd HnUko hnvo producLsl pens of tnntnllto which nro nnld to ho nt tho uniiie tltuo hnrder thnn wtoel nnd nioro elnHtlc tlmn gold. Tnntnllto Ih very reslHtnnt to cheinlenlH. It U the Intention to em ploy thlH inolnl for tho wniiufncturo of vnrlotia kludti of tool. To ounhlo icople to ond their voices to their frlcndu through tho mulls In tho ntnbttlon of threo Froiieh Inventors, who hnvo united. their liiKcnulty In tho production of n wax-llko mnterlnl cnlled "eonorlne," which inny bo aprond tipon n pout enrd. Bpokcn mosHnton mny bo linpreasod upon tho prepnrod enrds by placing thorn In n pliono grnphlc npparntus, Into which tho wndcr speaks, nnd tho receiver of such n card tins only to put It through n re ceiving phonograph In order to hear tho volco of his friend as In n tele- phono. One of tho strnngest cargoes n ves sel could poinllily havo wns unloaded nt tho London docks townrd tho cIoko of March. It consisted of several sacks filled with dried illes, consigned to a largo linn of groin merchant. These flies, exjwrted from Urnzll, hnvo Ixxm purchaeed for tine In tho manu facture of food for chickens, cngo birds nnd tho like. They wero caught on the River Amazon by Ilrnzlllnns, wjio trav el up tho river In Hat-bottomed boats and who nro provided with gauze nets with which they capture theso Insects u millions, as MIch hover In dense clouds over many of tho swampy reachus of tho Amazon. Tho Hies thus caught aro killed and dried In tho sun. Neuman Tobias of Kingston, Ja maica, has Invented n remnrknblo lock. Tho combination consist of four seta of twenty-four letters of tho alphabet, which can bo set to a sentenco In most modem languages. When one letter Is used In ono alphabet and another In tho second net nnd no on It becomes n very complicated matter Indeed. Fur- thonuore, Instead of letters, tho In ventor has employed four sets of nu merals. AKaumtng thnt the lock Is set to n flguro In tho number of 3,080,303,- a'K),303,030, It would tnko any ono who undertook tho Job of unlocking tho safe 00,000,278 years 200 daB 30 minutes nnd 30 M'conds working nt tho mtn of sixty numbers a minute to ar rlvo nt the proper combination. During that tlmo ho would hnvo no time for eating, drinking or sleeping. TALKING OF GRIZZLY BEARS. Hunter flnjrn Wild Aiiliiinl Aro Ilnnireroua Onlr When Atlncktril. "In tho mountains of Wyoming, whero I hnvo hunted for years, you can find any kind of savage animals that you get In America except alligators. Grizzlies, black bears and mountain Hons nro commonly killed there," says Hugh Bnlverly of Sheridan, yo. 'Homo of tho men that come out thero to hunt think thnt If they stir 100 nnla nwny from camp they must bo untied to tho teeth for fear of being ttneked by n bear or n 'painter' and killed. There's n heap more danger of getting killed on account of leaving our gun nt homo when yon go down Miykot street, fiomeono might shoot ou on tho street In a big city, but It Is dead suro thnt n bear or n moun tain Hon will never attack you unless ou drive him to It. "I've hunted through the best dls- trlcts for big game In this country nnd vo seen a good many grizzlies, but vo novor scon ono of them go after man unless ho was comorcd or wounded. If you nin Into n grizzly boar In n lonely nlnco you'll hoar n gntnt, Bomothlng Ilko that of n ninm moth hog, nnd thon thero will bo a mighty crashing of underbrush ns ho makes off In tho onnoslto direction ns fast as ho can go. All you can general- co of n mountain Hon Is a tnwny streak as ho makes off at Incredlblo speed. If ho hns any Intention of irolnir after you It must bo his Inten tion to go around tho world nnd catch on In tho ronr, for If you nro standing tho oast of him ho Is suro to go duo est. "Mountnln Hons In tho wlntor tlmo 111 follow slolahs ,nt n distance, wall ing ns thoy go, but thero Is nothing In tlmt to lnsnlro torror. for I don't think thoy hnvo over been known to close In nnvbodv. Their torror of human boliics la the thins which makes them hard to shoot In all tho tlmo that I have been In tho mountains I havo never heard of anyone being attacked A wild an mn that lias boon ion strictly nlone. Ilut I'vo known men to killed even by doer when tho oruio was driven to desperation. "Or hucllea are the best gnmo in ine world. When you onco got tholr dander thev are savage Hunters ana me hunter's life to In danger every minute to w steady nerve. If you ever got within reach of tho grizzly's paw ,-ou arc a (lend one. These stories of men killing them with knives In hnnd-to-hnnd fights nro about as reasonable as It would bo to talk of stopping a locomo tlvo by getting In tho way of tho train. If tho big fellow gets a chanco to de liver ono blow It Is all over. Thero was a grizzly up our way that tho cow Church Aro you acquainted with Flnpbush? Gotham Oh, yes: whv. vlllo Herald. A EUDE JOKE. boys called 'Hlg Don' who killed nbout wo Blcd adjoining pews I Yonkers 150 steers before ho wns finally shot. Statesman. Ho would break a steer's nook with ono "Do you think tho widow will break blow and then ho would lift him up his will?" "Won't bo necessary. She and carry him off to a deluded place, did that long before sho beenmo a wld- Grizzlies look awkward, hut they aro ow." Philadelphia Ledger. mlKhty light on their feet and they can Mnld-Arc you at homo to Mrs. "m , y ,!'!,n n fo0t mce."Louls. Toney, mum? Hhe's at the door. Mis tress I am if she has a new hat on not otherwise. Cleveland Leader. Inert Ike Wot does "procrastlnnto" mean? tiomeless Homer To nut off. Inert Ike Gee, but wuzn't wo procras tinated from dat fast freight 1 Cleve land Leader. Jones What do you think of tho Louvro gallery? Smith (Just bnck) Oh, tho pictures nre pretty good, but thero nre no Jokes underneath them. Now York Sun. Christian Sclcnco Mother Eleanor, whut Is tho matter? Christian Sclenco Child Oh, mamma, I got a terrible In my stomach. Ono enn display no greater breach of courtesy than In deriding anything which a people hold sacred, no matter how absurd tho object of veneration may seem to tho foreign mind. In an Incident told In "Temples nnd Kle phnnts," by Carl Hock, the Siamese nudlencc showed by their sllonco nnd restraint n politeness superior to the funmnkcr In tho ring, nltlwugh the error of tho mind circus men belong to a nation supposed Medical Journal. to Iks more civilized. Strawlcr-I'vo seen Snlppem, tho Tho sacred whlto elephant of Slnm tailor, going up to your studio every nro clearly albinos, but they nrc sol- day for II WfM'k. Ih lift nlttlnfr tny vmil dom, If ever, white. Their usual color, Dauber No, he's laying for me. Is n pnlo reddish brown, although there Cleveland Leader. may bo a few real whlto hairs on tho bnck. An English circus nt ono tlmo visited Ilnngkok, where tho ierformnnces were witnessed by tlie king nnd princes. One day It wns announced that a "real whlto elephant" would tnko part In that evening's show. Tho circus wns crowded. fter tho usunl proirram had been Madge They say she Is very clever, but I hnvo never noticed It Marjorlo Of courso not She says all tho clev er tilings about you after you havo gone. Harper's Bazar. Now York Man Why do they call Boston "tho Hub?" San Francisco Man Because the swiftest part of tho country Is tho furthest from it, I carried out two clowns came into the i gue88--C,cvc,nml Leader- ring. "Do you Joke writer ever make "Did you ever see a white elephant?" ' Jkcs nt 'our own expense ?" "For the asked one. ,lrst few' J'cars " our Jokes nre tnado "Oh, yes," answered tho other. "The thnt wny- Af ter tlla. If we're lucky, king's got n whole stableful of them." "No, the king hasn't. They're all chocolate. I will show you the only genulno white elephant In the world." A small Indian elephant was led Into tho ring ns white as snow. Tho nudl encc gnvo a gasp of admiration and reverence. The animal went through various tricks, tumbling alwut, grind ing organs, and so forth. As It per formed tho secret of It color gradual ly leaked out Whatever tho elephant touched became white. Presently the first clown told tho second to "rub his red noso on tho benst and 'twould leave It mark on him." Tho audience had been growing very ntlll. Thoy Bnw that the Bo-called whlto elephant had been chalked all over. hen tho clown made bis speech It was received by an ominous silence. Their religious belief wns being ridi culed. With ndmlrnblo restraint, they left the circus without nny sign of annoy ance; but onco outside, they expressed their confident belief thnt the proprie tor would be punished by Buddha. Curiously enough, not many days after, tho trick elephant was killed, and not much later tho circus proprietor died. When tho Siamese heard of the calam ities, they declared that It was n Just wo get paid for 'em." Ex. Mother Has Charles proven himself to be a thoroughly abstemious man? Juno Bride Yes, Indeed l Ho partic ularly abstains from giving me nny money Detroit Free Press. "There nre too mnny grafters In tho world," said the patriotic citizen. "Un questionnbly," nnswered Senator Sor ghum; "pretty Boon thero won't bo enough graft to go 'round.' Washing ton Star. Miss Passey A fortune teller has told me where I should And my futuro husband. Mrs. SItuplate Goodness l give mo her address nt once. Perhaps she could tell me where my present ono Is. Judge. Hlx I don't believe bnlf our rich men know when they nro well off. Dlx Where did you get that Idea? Hlx At tho court house. I was down thero this morning looking over the tax Hst3. Chicago Dally News. "Dear John," wrote Mrs. Newlywed from the shore, "I Inclose tho hotel bill." "Dear Jnne, I Inclose check," wrote John, "but plenso don't buy any moro hotels nt this price they are rob bing you." Smart Set Sorting Customer A pound of cheese, please. Grocer Gorgouzola or mnnlfestntlon of Buddhn's wrath for Cheddar? Sporting Customer Oh, I tho disrespect shown to tho snored animal. At Nnioleon' Tomb. Henry VIgnnud, secretary of tho American embassy nt Paris, enjoys telling of nn American who wns being Hhown tho tomb of Napoleon. As the lo piaclous guide referred to the vurlous points of Interest In connection with the tomb, tho American paid tho great est attention to nil that was said. "This Immense sarcophagus," de claimed the guide, "weighs forty tons. inside of that, sir, Is a steel receptacle weighing twelve tons, nnd Insldo of that Is a leaden casket, hermetically sealed, weighing over two tons. Insldo of thnt rests n mahogany collln con taining the remains of the great man." For a moment tho American was silent, ns If In deep meditation. Then ho salt! : "It seems to mo thnt you've got him nil right. If ho ever gots out cnblo mo at my expense." Success. Not to H n Tut Down. A parish clerk who prided himself upon bolng well rend occupied his sent below the old "threo-decker" pulijlt, nnd whonever n quotation or extract from tho classics was Introduced Into tho Borraon he, In nn undertone mut tercd Its sourco much to tho nnnoy nnco of tho preacher nnd nmusemont of tho congregation. Despite all protests In private, tho thing continued until ono day tho vicar's patlenco being quite exhausted ho leaned over tho pulpit sldo nnd Impulsively cxclnlmcd : "Drat you, shut up I" Immedlntoly, In tho clerk's usunl sontentlous tono, camo the reply; "His own." Ancient, but It Ooe, Feeblos (about to bo operated upon for appendicitis) Doctor, before you bogln I wish you would sond nnd havo our pastor, the Itov. Mr. Blank, como over. .... Dr. Snwcm Certainly, ir you wisu It, but-nh Feoblcs I'd HK0 to oo opoiieu wiui prayor. don't care. Start 'em both across tho counter and- I'll take tho winner. Philadelphia Telegram. Cabby I 'nd a beard like yours once, but when I found what It mado mo look like I got It cut off. Bussy " An' I had a face like yours once, an when I found I couldn't get It cut off I grew n board. Punch. "Do you know anything nbout this note?" asked tho man from tho col lection agency, sternly. Tho Impecu nious ono looked at the paper careful ly. "No," ho decided, "I cnu't say that I over met It" Cleveland Leader. Mrs. Goodo (n clergyman's wife) My husband nlwnys says a short pray er before each meal. The New Cook (Indignantly) Well, ho needn't tako slch precautions phwllo I'm at th' rango ; I'm no cookln' school grad ooato I Puck. Friend What's thnt big box on tho front of your machine? Automobtllst That's n camera for taking moving pictures. You see, I go so fast I don't hnvo tlmo to look nt tho scenery, nnd so I photograph It as I go along. L'lniistratlon. Daughter No, mamma, Harold hns not proposed yet that Is, no In 6o many words. Mother Mercy on mo, Jonol You must not wait for words I Proposals nro mostly mado up of sighs, gurgles, stmnmers, coughs, hems, hnws, nnd looks, you know. Ex. "What nro you studying now?" asked Mrs. Cumrox. "We hnvo taken up tho Bubjoct of molecules," answered her eon. "I hope you will bo very ntton tlvo nnd prnctlco constantly," sold tho mother; "I tried to get your fnthor to wear one, hut ho couldn't mnko It stay In his eye." Medical Standard. "A girl," said Miss Prim, "should always teach u man hla distance." "Yes," replied Miss ICoy, "but tho right sort of a man would know his dis tance. I hnvo no patlenco with tho follow who Btnnda off nbout threo feot nnd thon leans 'way over to kiss you, as If you wero ti hot potato." Ex. "Body crackers? Yes'm," said tho country store keeper; "I got 'em. I'll nxnerlence may bo n great toachor.l , em U1 to y0l,r y0u . ro. but a man's oxporlouc with a woman ,lea Mr8 tedders, "I did Mow to tako doesn't toach htm BonBC, .eu, wltli wo." 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