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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (May 31, 1906)
Mllic Huffoltcr. life IDCIVENOPALLHOPE, CONFINED TO HER BED WITH DYSPEPSIA. OweMyLifefoPe-ru-na," Says Mrs. ntilURer. .. wiiimi )(ifKlftt last was confined to my ir. tried several different doctora Wllet. ... HWrlrW up OH nope ot Hnyreiici L..-JLa irnd when my husband LttnmboUleof Peruna. E'AI firit 1 COUW HUV iiuntu; "vmo- krarwionnd ami wen. r. . . i ..... or. IaJi Ft Bio rcruna I in; j IcbMrfully recumniond It to all I." Revised Formula. ir i number of yean rcqtiMla have i toot from a multitude of grate Iriredi, urging that Peruna bo . tltiht tuativo nualitv. I have a tiperlmentlrjR with a laxative ad mht (mitt) a length of time, and rti ftrttlfied to announce to the tiiof Peruna that I have Incorpor- itch i quality in tne medicine i, lamy opinion, can only en- ilu well-known beneficial cliarac- "S.B. IIART.MAN, M. D." mmKr i mi i mifntODf OILED CLDTHIIG? MlU0HHELJUCRA!imT3.1 FOLLOWING CUR SUCCfcJSEi AT PHILADELPHIA CHICAGO A OTHER cxpoaiTiona WE WON THE l5T POSSIBLE AWARD j LlHtST.L0UI5W0RLP,5PAIRJ JUTOWtP. CO, mtxiiuuituii - ........ t M6 GDAND Mil If. C. Gee Wo IIHOEIFUL HOME IEUTMENT Wntm u earn B Hal am -.i. . .... i-ttiauir. itlrny in otaM1.'" J'1.'' Utnuiu dodlnr know wwibui.tatiom Funic THE C. SEE WO CMHFXF MFmniuc nn .... .. MibHivinb ww M'irimst.s.c. Cor. MorrUor. vimxivi t A (JHllnnt An. A Ttostonlnn was talking about the late Henry Ilnrlnnd, "Ilnrlnnd wan a jrracofttl, gallant noiil," he -nld. "Krcn In bin boyhood he turned the prettiest compliment "In blB boyhood he studied Lntln under a chnrinlng young woman. "This younjr lady, cnllln him up in class one morning unld. '"Henry, nnmo somo of the chief; benutles of education,' "The boy, smllliiff Into bis teacher's protty oyo, answered: " 'Schoolmistresses.' " Phlludoiphla Bulletin. CITO Vitus' nunc ond nil Nrrvoun ni.i. C 1 0 prrmmi.nllr curl h? 1,7. Kl n. ' uV"t NJ-rvn flriitoriir. Henil for KJtKKttlrU liollUnn.i tr.Uie. l.r. It. Jt.ltlin ,t,i.,m AwhHfc,lwi2t"lSi ICiiKlnnil'a Olileat Vmrr. The only living peer who was a mem bcr of tlio hoiiHo of lords nt tho time of Qucon Victoria's accession is Lord Nelson. Ho succeeded to tho earldom in 1835. Lord Nelson Is not n direct descendant of tho hero of Trafalgnr, but Is only collaterally descended from Horatio Nelson'H sister, Mrs. Uolton. Ho enjoys a eol estate and a pension of 0,000 Rrnnted to the first Lord Nel son and his heirs. How's This 7 We offer One Hundred DolUri rte?rard tor any cmo of Catarrh tht cennot be cured by liaU'a Catarrh Cure. ' Y.J. OKKNJty & CO., Trona, Toledo, O. We, the uudenlsned, hare known K. J. Chener for the Jan 14 yean, and bellere him perJeelly honurahlo In all huilnet traniao llcatloni made r tholr flrra. 1 wT tsuaz, y. noieiile JJrurgliti.Toledo, a gliti. Toledo, 0. Hall's Catarrh Cure la taken Internallr, acU tag directly upon tho blood and mucoui aur- t?fS. ' i.lh.? 7n. J'r'ee 74c. per bottle. V0? M til U.'.UR .'.u' TeittmonlaU Iree. Ua'.l'i really Pills are the beat. Copjrlnif (he Ilnmnn. Family Cat I'm not going to eat out of the same dish with you I Dog Why not I Lots of people that scrap worse than we do eat at tba same table! Mothers will And M. Wlmlow'i Boothlnf Byrup the beit remedy tou.o for their children (luring the teething; rrlod. rrlendahlp'a Trlhuie. Sfrs. U'ellon (trying on her gorgeous bonnet) How do you like the effect? Mrs. Chllllcon-Kearney Why, It's won derful. You have tbe right Idea. There'a nothing like contrasts. In there? Scrofula Few are entirely freo from It, It may dorelop so slowly a to cause little If any disturbance during the whole period of childhood. It may then produce dyspepsia, catarrh, and marked tendency to consumption, before manifesting Itself In much cutaneous erup tion or glandular swelling. It is best to be sure that you are quite free from it, and you can rely on Hood's Sarsaparilla to rid yon of It radically and permanently. Accept no substitute, but insist on having flood's. Liquid or tablets, 100 Doses II. GASOLENE ENGINES s to horse- power fully warranted, tl'-S. All sites aud stlcs at lowest prices. Write for catalog. RCItttSON MACHINERY COMPANY Portland, Oregon. Jio Tronblo. "What Is the meaning of 'alter ego'?" asked the teacher of the boginnors' class in Latin. "Tbe other I," ssld tbe boy with tbe curly hair. "Qlre a sentence containing the phrase." " 'He winked his other I.' " TWICE-TOLD TESTIMONY. A Woman IVJio Has Huffrrrd Tells Hon to i'lm! Holler. The thousands of women who suffer backache, lanituor, urinary disorders and other kidney ills, will find comfort in tho words of Mrs. Jane Parrell, of COO Ocean Avo., Jersey City, N. J., who says: "I reiterate all I have said boforo in praise of Doan's Kidney Pills. I had been having heavy backache and my goncral health was affected when I began using them. My feet wore swollen, my eyes puffed, and dlisy spells wore frequent. Kidney unllnn wan Irrnoiitnr Anil the SOCrottonS hlehlv colored. Today, however, I am 1 a well woman, and I am confident that Doan'a Kidney Pills havo mado me so, and are keeping mo well." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Ono of tho in hands I tho artificial lake, or resor voir, in India, at Itnl linftitm 'I'M. ... crvolr, snld to bo tho largest In tho world, known as tho great tank of Dhe bar, and used for Irrigating purges, an uren or twenty-one souaro in lies. A novel excuso for stealing was giv en In IHiclmroHt tho oilier a woiiinn wiih charged with tho larceny l mcru cases or sliver. Hold tho Judge: "Come, toll u n the woman: "Tho truth, my good Judge, n iiiui i navo not beun able to resist tho temptation. Consider, your Honor they all boro my Initials." Hugo stoiio slabs sultablo for side walk construction aro seldom encoun tered In France, and asiilinlr wnitru nr wiimlly rare. Tlio popular material is u cement block, which is cheap, durable and satisfactory, fl tA mode In it variety of Hlmpos and colors, and In their more expensive forms are much used In Interior work. Professor Hhlnlov. I Working Men's Collcec Hr. !.,, deult with tho relation of flics to dis ease. In tropical lands tlm tiuxumitr. and tsotso fly were resjwnslblo for ma Inria und yellow fever, while at homo ho had no doubt tlio common house fly, by dropping into milk and food, Caused mUCll Of tho lllllrrlwnn HIY,1 - - I'UltvtVU by children In summer, and thereby in creased the iiifaiitlle mortality. Tho English papers tell a Btory of n ilmplo minded curate who was invited to London to Htiend a week nt n great house. Tlio curato, Ignorant of society, asked advice of n man of the world, who told him how ho should conduct himself, nnd wound up with the words: "J think, too, you hod better toko a servant with you." "I will," Bald tho curate, and In duo tlnnt tlm poor fellow arrived at tho residence or ins Host with somo modest luggage und a housemaid. Thero has been almost a revolution In ElliehauKoii, a1 little vlliaire near Sottlngen, Germany, over an order forbidding any young, unmarried mun to escort a young woman on the streets ufter dark. This order was the work of the deputy town clerk, who Is not a ladles' man, nnd had been made tho butt for ill natured Jokes. He thought he saw on opportunity for revenge when tho reins of power came tern (lorarlly into his hands. But his action bits cost him his place. Tho London milkmen have n cow whoso function corresponds to tho "Sltzredaktcur," prison editor of tho Herman press. When a milkman Is ar rested for selling below- legal grade ho is entitled to summon his cow to his defense and have her milked before the Judge, nnd so prove that tho ioor milk was tho cow's fault Many milk men havo evaded lines In this way of late, and recently It was discovered that thero was one cow which was fa mous for her bad milk that could be hired for court puriwscs. MODERN DEVIL-WORSHIP. More Converts Every Year Everv dav in everv vear that comes, more housewives are civintf un, their exhorbitant it. OUNCES lUl oriced Bakino Powders and 'ww : . . . ff x i j xurning to is. Kj. xne nonesi gnu reliable, which lias stood so well the test of years. They are find ing out that if BAKING &7i1 1 POWDER costs one-third the price of .i v r niinl.i . . J nu Bna makes better, purer, more aealthful baking. 25ouncfor25c. coa postal for " Book of r reeeats," JAQUES MFG. CO. Chicago, HI. Crotraiiuo nnd Horrible I'rnctlcca Still Obncrvi'd In Knrupc. Vance Thompson In Kverybody's makes tlio following remnrkhblo reve lations: "The dark forces which science .rec ognizes but does not define exercise marvelous attraction on minds of a cer tain order. In scores of temples they aro worshiped under different names. I know a little temple In Bruges where tho followers of Lucifer gather, and not far from tlio Pantheon In Purls thero Is an altar to Pandocmou. This may seem grotesque; perhaps it is, but It Is formidable. "It need hardly bo paid that the rites wherewith Lucifer Is worshiped aro hid In much mystery. A couple of years ago I visited ono of tho 'chapels;' It was In the Hue Bochechouart. Tho black mass, which I havo no desire to describe, was celebrated. It was Fri day at 3 o'clock. Over tho altar was n winged llguro.of Lucifer, un!d flames; ho trampled, under foot a crocodile Bymbol of tho church. A few days ago I found tho chapel closed. Only after patient research did I find tho now nbodo of tho Satanists. Their chapel now is in a grent new apartment houso ut No. 22 Ituo du Buisseau, within tho shadow of tho Cathedral of tho Sacred Heart on Montmartre. As of old, Ba tnu Is worshiped; every Friday tho LuclforiauB gather. I could niuno many of them men not unknown in tho learned professions. Somo of them havo lnflucnco enough to secure, now nnd thon, it right of midnight entry to tho catacombs; thero amid skulls and bones, with orgies I do not caro to describe they havo worshiped tlio spir it of ovil calling upon Baphomct, upon Lucifer nnd Beelzebub and Ashtoroth and Moloch, with cries and walling liys terla. This attempt to re-establish tho worship of tho fallen archangel 1b, I think, tho most remarkable manifesta tion of inodorn occultism." Stanch AIToi'llon, "Aro you miro thnt man truly love3 your daughter?" asked tlio friend of tho family. "Vos," answered Mr. Cumrox, "ho hna hoard her sing and epoaU pieces and ho wants to marry her anyhow." Washington Star. Tho Other Slilo. "Did you over get Into Brown's oaofl- donco?" "Oh, yes, It was costly, too." "Whnt was costly?" . j "To get out." Vonkcrs Herald. 1 Don't Poison Baby. pTOETY YEAES AGO almost every mother thought her child must have) PAEEGORIO or laudanum to make it sleep. These drugs will produoo sleep, and A FEW DROPS TOO MANT will produce the SLEEP PE0M WHICH THERE IS NO WAKING. Many aro the children who havo heen killed or whose health has heon ruined for life hy paregoric, laudanum and morphine, each of whioh is a narcotic product of opium. Druggists are prohibited from selling either of the narcotics named to children at all, or to anybody without labelling them " poison," The definition of " narcotic " is : "A medicine which relieves pain and produces sleep, but which in poisonous doses produces stupor j coma, convul sions and death. " The taste and smell of medicines containing opium are disguised, and sold under the names of "Drops," " Cordials," "Soothing Syrups," etc. Tou should not permit any medicine to be given to your children without you or your physician know of what it is composed. 0AST0RIA DOES HOT CON TAIN NARCOTICS, if it bears the signature of Chas. H. Pletcher. Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas0 H. Fletcher. Dr. J. W. Dinsdalo, of Chicago, 111., says: "I uso your Castorla and advleo its uso In all families whero there aro children." Dr. Alexander B. Mlntle, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: "I have frequently prescribed your Castorla and. havo found It a reliable and pleasant rem edy for children." Dr. J. S. Alexander, of Omaha, Neb., cays: "A medicine bo valuable and beneficial for children as your Castorla la, deserves tho highest praiso. I had it In uso everywhere." Dr. J. A. McCIellan, of Buffalo, N. T., says: "I havo frequently prescribed your Castorla for children and always cot good results. In fact I usa Castorla for my own children." Dr. J. W. Allen, of St Louis, Mo., Bays: "I heartily endorse your Can torlo. I have frequently prescribed It in my medical practice, and hava always found it to do all that is claimed for it" Dr. C. IL Glldden, of St Paul, Minn., says: "My experience as a prac titioner with your Castorla has been highly satisfactory, and I consider 1C an excellent remedy for the young." Dr. H. D. Benner, of Philadelphia, Pa., Bays: "I have used your Cos toria as a purgativo In tho cases of children for years past with tho most happy effect, and fully endorse It as a safe remedy." , Dr. J. A- Boarman, of Kansas City, Mo., Bays: "Your Caatorla Is a splen did remedy for children, known tho world over. I use It in my practice and have no hesitancy in recommending It for the complaints of Infanta and children." Dr. J. J. Mackey, of Brooklyn, N. 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