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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (April 12, 1906)
m Soring Humors TALLEST SKYSCEAPEH IN THE WHOLE WORLD, ' fmoiirc or vi"'' v "iu uiuua f . 7thc witer cause in the spring such disfiguring j ilnful troubles as boils, pimples, and other eruptions, 1 ncss, loss ot appetite ana mat tired feeling. The best mcuiujiiw; vvuiotu ui incm is j-s Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly cleanses the blood, Effect's permanent cures by giving healthy functional i . i. i,a cfnm.ich. liver, kidnevs. bowels and arn iviiV 10 l,,v' . ....... .11'"'. . .1 . itimnnv nf frn nf f hmiei nAa ...1... 1 my 1 I ,n this great spring medicine. substitute for Hood's Sarsaparilla, but in- L on having Hood's and get it today, i Sold by druggists everywhere. Usual -Vnq IN AMERICA. I , fl,e.l Ambition nrt WmIIB tiVt about tbcao sons or uio , F". . mir inoiioy nrlstoc- R C nc ' clmnco I. there that riJSJlH develop UioKonlui of !' . , , millions will nceutuulntu .,i"'Ziid of llvlnB in KS W-lBCom.wlll prove bdl llliur; u i.,.iurln! mill pK'41 ... i.i.. ..),, ni iTllllll. 1 conquer mm w ...llnnrr hnnncnlnjrs ore nl- EVxpcctcl. yt once In n con I ' U. Hie nilvciit of a mlKhty f ' r,.fnniifr. they do coino C And If there Hhould nrlHO In '. . . ..... nt (lilrt v or forty who. futt with two or three bll lorn ral or controlled uy mi"; raw . . . i I,. Mm rnm. MttDOUEll 10 urilBH iiniuw w L Cf ludolenco nnd tomptntion, Ut enooicU to co turn never iu muu L ikM ii there been offered to a La, not eren to Nnpolcon, no" tu- jlooi a chdnco iik una to wiem u L mtrr ercnt cnouKh flnnlly to L Mi two or thrco billions to its full r . ... .1.... .....II llinrn WAIlllI KMUJIIIJi wen" , rel; I IntercKtltiK history mntlo in (tmia'i llfctimo! We hnvc hnd our a Wngi, railroad kltiRH, coppur ft .nciir klnKS nnd others, but i t U one kind of kltiK wo have not djtL A real kins? Yea, for how , praj, would tills ropuunc mni jt tbe aRrcHilonx or nucii n man, eatminilcd deiiot without con- we or bounds to hU ninbltlon, one iMiparlwn to whom our Itockcfcl- i tod CurnoRlcs would ncem llUo Bering Lffilnncrs? Already our kulre mnenntes hnvo begun to rnrrourti and lcciHlntures. to cor- hour cities, to debauch the public science; lie would flulnh the work i in It tborousuly, he would mako i Iiti, own the newHpnpcra, Bubnl vchrchft rid collccea, mold public don, dlrrcj the tnnchlncry of Jus- K control the IniliiitrlcH, the banut, ( lunrancc cotnpnnles, tho condl- cf labor, roculnto Rtmnlr ami do- , ---r, - - r-d, fix prices, absorb profit , ccn Itteterjtlilns, be every thins. Why .1 Men ai UiIiiks are, has the world r Was more powerful than J. l :na or John I). ltnc!rifjllnr? Tin. abr how Europo cringed to Mr. f.'pn at bis last vlalt, with empor- EwMiajnu ravor ntui princes wait it bU door. A real king? Why, triCllcallr Imvo tn-n nt ilinm .1. liKlereland Morfott In Succcsa Aceordlnsr lo Nlirni. An IrlHhman wnw walking along a rond bciilde n golf links when ho was suddenly struck between tho shoulders by a golf ball. Tho forco of tho blow, says n writer In tho New Yonc World, almost knocked him down. When ho rccovorod ho observed a golfer running toward him. "Aro you hurt?" asked the player. "Why didn't you get out of the way?" "An' why should I get out of tho way?" asked Pat. "I fildn't know thero wcro any asHasxIns round here." "IJut I called 'fore,' " said tho player, "and when I say 'fore,' that In a sign for you to get out of tho way." "Oh, It Is, Is It?" said Pat "Well, thin, whin I say 'folvc,' It Is a sign that you aro going to get bit on tho nose. "Folvc." Mcmt. "I novor saw a man's opinion of himself so thoroughly Justified as was young Softy's at our place tho other day." "What happened?" "Well, ho thought ho was tho biggest gun In the establishment." "Yes?" "And so ho was always booming him self." "Well?" "Well, the boss Just fired him." Dal tlmoro American. To nrcak In New Shoes. AlvraTi thake In Allrn's Foot-Ewe. powder. It cure hoi, writing, aching, iwollen (ret. Currn rorm, Ingrowing nalli ant! hunlom. At all drugirWti am! iboe totcf,2&r.. Don't accept riTnuttllute. flamiile mailed FREE. Addrei. 1 ll.. at a - A m . 9 mm . mm Aiieu a. uiuiiia, ijo liojr, h, t. Ilia Onlr Coneera. "John," whispered his wife, shaking ulm, "I bear somebody In the basement. John groped bis way, half awake, to tbe wall, and bawled down the register. "Yoti Infernal scoundrel," he said, "af ter you bare satisfied yourself that there's nothing worth stealing down thero will jou pleaso push In the upper damper rod of the furnace? I forgot to do It." Thon be crawled back Into bed again to the Kibbcm unit u.vmvi(ivi IV ill llll 1 110,000,000 were produced lu t it EtUnno, Fraiice. f:'P'lt U found In largo quantities lu m Urti of Hungary. Broken nnd Mendud. On swept tbo llttld red automobile that was built for two. "You you seem so quiet," wbls pcrcd the beautiful girl, anxiously. "Is thero anything about this macblno that is broken?" "Yes," hissed tho tall man at her side, bitterly. "My heart." Feeling remorseful at having jilted him so cruelly tho beautiful girl lean cd over and added: "Cbeor up, Gcorgol If your heart Is really broken wo can stop at a ropalr shop." "Nousonsol What kind of a repair shop could mend a broken heart?" "Why, tbo parsonage, Qeorgo!" Twenty minutes later tbo "repair shop" was reached. CASTOR. 1 a. :ssi A'ci?tl,iilnp,n,! r.. .. uumciisanajJowclsor CASTQRIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought fcOiSrallonClmrrul-WMCoiiliilusnclllio. Bears the t Signature Am (V!or 9 VOW In Use Over Thirty Years CASTORIA TtM mmMn amrnr, new ra tt. m 2 ."-f- A t'.r I! PI "I. BSW 1 riv.Tifinffiii(nMiMiJj Sii wilii' iTi nm naniif il II Louiallla, Ky. TheWinning Stroke If more than ordinary skill in playing brings the honors of the game to the winning player, so exceptional merit in a remedy ensures the commendation of the well informed, and as a reason able amount of outdoor life and recreation is conducive to the health and strength, so does a perfect laxative tend to one's improvement In cases of constipation, biliousness, headaches, etc. It is all-important, however, in selecting a laxative, to choose one ot known quality and excellence, like the ever pleas ant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., a laxative which sweetens and cleanses the system effect ually, when a laxative is needed, without any unpleasant after effects, as it acts naturally and gently on the internal organs, simply assisting nature when nature needs assistance, without griping, irritating, or debilitating the internal organs in any way, as it contains nothing of an objectionable or injurious nature. As the plants which are combined with the figs in the manu facture of Syrup of Figs are known to physicians to act most beneficially upon the system, the remedy has met with their general approval as a family laxative, a fact well worth con sidering in making purchases. It is because of the fact that SYRDP F FIGS is a remedy of known quality and excellence, and approved by physicians that has led to its use by so many millions of well informed people, who would not use any remedy of uncertain quality or inferior reputation. Every family should have a bottle of the genuine on hand at all times, to use when a laxative remedy is required. Please to remember that the genuine Syrup of Fics is for sale in bottles of one size only, by all reputable druggists and that full name of the company -California Fig Syrup Co., is plainly printed on the front of every package. Regular price, 50c per bottle. gt'FQRNiA .Ete Syrup Ofehi Frtmfciaco. Chi. ...I 11 1 r t t iriJMr 1 r r mm r fcTTiliflW- 1 .v.v,;J yVtfjjj'iJ-ii-rJMUrthVjiihrj C'AYi,!' '-fifiMatfli-wj 7 ":fev3 isatailiii 11 "I 1111-1 iri ,asV?l)rftliWsl It Happened In Vlncland. "Shay, offsher," tbo man with the liquid burden remarked to tbe pollco man, "slice all 'em houses runnln' by?" "Sure," replied the policeman good bumorcdly, "I sco them." "Well, when num'r slx-twent'fT comesb 'long sbtop It, causbe 'at's mluol" Philadelphia Ledger. $100 Reward, $100. The readers ot this paper will bo pleased to learn that there is at leaitone dreaded diiease that science has been able to cure in all 1U stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is tbe onlr positive euro known to the medical (raternitr. Catarrh belnir a constltu- ... I tlonal disease, requires a constitutional treat ISOtnlng 'ffl.nL Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally. more radical has ever been nttCInpted , fc ? 7 eiincr hiuo ui uiu ucuuii iiiuii 10 Engineers, architects, and builders everywhere are Interested In tho plans made public from New York for n skyscraper that will out skyscrapo anything yet built. These plans wero Med with tho New York building de partment by Ernest Flogg, for the proposed Singer building, Somewhat Chilly. Tom now did you know tho girl I was just talking with Is from Boston? Jack I beard you sneeze twice dur ing tbe conversation. on embodied In tho plans for this struc ture. Tho building Is to be forty stories high and other buildings In New York niul Chlcniro which now cause leoplo to become stiff-necked looking 1 Bow brdragguts'!'; tin at them will, bv comparison, nppearl Hall's Family 1'ills a small. Two of the tallest Chicago buildings, tbe Masonic Temple nnd tho Majestic Theater, would bo but one story high er than tho Singer building, If one was placed on top of tho othor. Thero will be 605 feet of tbe structure above ground and probably 125 feet of It below tho street surface, bo that, all told, It will bo ten feet longer than the mammoth Amcrlkn, tbe biggest steam ship afloat. It was supposed tho limit had been reached In this style of structure, but It 6eems not Keforo long n fifty story pilo may bo expected to mako slow go ing people gasp. While Chicago was tbe pioneer lu tbo erection of tall buildings, It hns In tho last few years been far outstrip ped by New York. Tho constantly In creasing population of Manhnttan Isl and nnd tbo Impossibility of Increas foundation of the diseare. and clvlnc thepa tient strengtn or bonding up tne constitution aoin ne its wore 1th in Us curative The and asalttlne nature in nronrietora have so much fat powers that they oner One Hundred Dollars (or anr case that it fails to cure. Bend for list of testimonials. ciikney n co., 'xoieao, u. are the best. Unaatlafle-d Cariosity. "There Is one thing I'd Uko to know," said Mr. Peck. "What Is that, Henry?" queried his better half. "I'd like to know If the women who marry pugilists succeed in having the last word." A OUAXIANTKED CU11E FOH Plla JtchltiR, llllnd. Wooding, l'rolrudlne Piles. Dnic clata are aulhorlted to refund money If PAZU uiaxuisaT rails 10 cure ins to 14 days. Ha HU Ilnblt. Townc Yes. Polkey Is dead, after a two weeks' Illness. Browne You dou't say? What was the trouble? Towne Ilcnrt failure. Browne Well, well, slow as usual. Tho Idea of taking two weeks to die of heart failure. Philadelphia Press. Mothers will And Str. Winslow's Soothing Hvrun ma Deal rcmouv iouio inr thoir rumiren lug tho ground area lor uiu mxwimu-. auringme teeming priou. datlon of tho people mado It neces- - ! i1n,iir,a blew nnil The "tips" annually paid In Switzer- Bury to run the bul dings gher and land at lllallflP 11I1T1I 1L 1H llIIIiUDniiJIU J ,wa . when tho limit will bo reached. CLASSI Fl ED ADVE RTIS1NG Portland Trade Directory Names end Addresses In Portland of Repre sentative Business firms. PHOTO BUPPUEHi Kodak developing-and print, log) write for prices. Woodard, Clarke & Co, ortland. TIlUHSKB sent on approval) we guarantee Ot la most dlnicull cases; Wootlanl, Clarke it Co. BWKKT PKA8 Send 10a for poke, asstd Fair Cold Medal peas. J, J. lluuvr, 1M Front street. AHTIFICIAIi KYK8) eyery shade and shape) as sortment sent on approval; Woodard, Clarke Co Why Tiny" Often Fall. "Tragedies only draw well In pros- .. In .l,,l,f jwrous times. vnen o.v Kt,". tho peoplo want farces." Tho speaker, au actor, went on 10 ex plain; "Wlien tbo nubile Is on Easy street, It 1 in hn nvninntbetiC and It Will UAQIO IANTKllNa-Welster Co., Pi lS Willing to DO B mpatllOUC, uuu n iu lowt, prlMi 0 interns and Slides. 1 1 Tls nilinn then gO frCOiy IO a rau l-.u,. Kf.ABTlu hosIEUY, Support.rs. Uraces, Knit to the public Is In hard lUCk, It wants tO in, ttu9 measurement blanks! Woodard, Clarke. fore-et Its troubles, and It goes only to HOltSKH of all kinds for sala at very reasonable farces and musical comedies, for lt prices, inquire art Front ut. knows well that tho woes of n sago tracody would recall to u umj tou poignantly IU own woes' Hla nrlllliuit Idea. Cholly Would you or coro to change your name, suss tscroggiiiHf p0Uy Why, Mr. witwiu wen uu w a. -1 1 1 mi til fcv yea. 1 ucuuvu uuiu r . . . t jm ..I Cholly Well, it cau uo nonu, 3 .... II.. 1...lnli..i know, You can pennon mo icgiHimui-a or, by Jovo, you might got married. Why don't you? Cloveland Loader. Th Point ot View. "Now, that's my Idea of a Joke," wild the editor, looking it over. "Not on your life," responded the waiting humorist! "It's my Idea, and It'B worth $2." Philadelphia Ledger. Heavy. Mrs. Bonham What mado that bole In the carpet? nenham That's where 1 oroppeu uu of your blsculU. Now York Press. 1 CHKAM BEPAllATOllS We euarautee the U.S. Henarator to be Ilia best. Write tor free catalog. Haielwood Co., Fifth aud Oak. IlKN'SCLOTHINO lludum A Pendleton, sole asents Alfred Itenjamln fc Co,'s correct clothea Kverylhlug In men's furnishings. Morrison aud Blxth streets. Opposite (wstonfee. ritEE LAND IN OHEOON under the Carey Irrl l u Aider street, Portland, Oregon. cation act. Ilooklet and ma Deed direct from state. free. Write today. 11. U. Cooke A Co., l OULT11Y FOOD If you want your hens to lay more esES write us for free particulars about I'll- lllNA POULTHY FKEUa-Acme Portland, Oregon. TAILOllH Columbia Woolen Mills Co.. Portland, Ore. latest style clothes made to measure cheap. Oursslf measurement system Insures perfect ML Writs for free samples aud prices. PIANOS fc OIUIANB Oldest piano house on Pa cltlo coast. Urgans and Pianos on easy payments. Write for list. Let us quote you a price. Allen A (lllbert-ltumaker Co., Portland, Oregon. Human HalrUoods-HwItcnes, Poniadours, Men's Toupees aud Wigs) best (juatllyt lowest prices) Jend fur Ires price llstt mall orders a specialty, 'at is Hair Biore, W Washlogtou bu ksUtM. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE DKOMO Quinine-Tablets. Droit rlsts refund money If It fal's to cure. K. W. UUOV'a signature is on eacn box. s&c BCItTON. IIOWAnD E.,-Asayer and Chemist, Leadvllle. Colorado. Hneclmen or Ices: Gold. Silver, L-ad, l; Oold, Silver, 75c; Gold, SOc; Zinc or Copper, 1. Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes and full price list sent on application. Control and Um pire work solicited, iteference: Carbonate Na tional Bank. Usual Reault. Harker That's the last time I'll ever do Muggins a favor. Parker What's the trouble? Harker I did him one last week and Instead of appreciating It he seems to think be worked me. riTQ Permanently Cured. No flts or nervousness fl It) after first day's use of Dr.Kllne'a Great Is'ervo restorer, send Tor Free 8)2 trial bottle and treatise. Dr.lLlL Kline, Ltd., 831 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. Yon Bet! Stranger I don't like your weather. It Is too fluctuating and uncertain. Mr. Olds-Port Why, great Scott! That's Its charm. I've already made 2, 000 this year by betting on it. W. L. Douglas to. SO P. 80.00 O UL?C FOR 0 ox, 0 onvdo UEN W. L. Douglas $4.00 Cilt Edge Lino cannot do equalled atany price. j CrrA 2.5oqooc IV. L. DOUGLAS MA HES A SELLS MOR MEN'S $3.60 SHOES THAN ANY OTHER MANUFACTURER IN THE WORLD. Vl fl nnil REWARD to anyone who can O I U,UUU disprove this statement. If I could take vou Into mv three lanre factories at Drockton, Mass.. and show you the Infinite care with which every pair of shoes Is made, you would realize why V. L. Douglas S3.50 shoes cost more to make, why they hold their shape, tit better, wear toncer. and are of trreater Intrinsic value than any other $3.50 shoe. W. uougfaa strong mmHq Shea far man, 9x.au, vz.uu. mays' School & DraasShoom, S2.BO, S2,S1.7B,$1.00 CAUTION Insist nixin havlnir WT. Dnitr.. las shoes. Take no substitute. Kone genuine without his name and price stamped on bottom. rati coior tytiiis usea ; tniy uiu not wear Orasiy. wtiiaivr iiiusiraieu uainiop. W. Tm UOUGLAS, Hrockton, Mass. WET WEATHER. WISDOM! THE ORIGINAL m timWStmtmmwm9 SLICKER BLACK OB YELLOW WILL KEEP YOU DRY NOTHING ELSE WILL TAKE NO 3UD3TITUTE3. CATALOGUES rREC 6HOWIHOT ULL. UNC Of GARMENTS AND HATS. A. J. TOWER CO., BOSTON, MASS. U.S.A. TOWCn CANADIAN CO., LTD., TORONTO. 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"What Termer Have Done In Oregon, Washington and Idaho, as Told by Themselves," two tents In stamps. "Restful Recreation Resorts." descriptive of the summering places of tho Columbia rlver.aud Coast, two cents In stamps. "Tha Columbia Rlyer Through the Cascades lo the Pacific Ocean," largo panoramic- map ot t- e Columbia river, with story on reverso side, four emits. Large and accurate wall map of Oregon, Washington and Idaho, 25 cents In stamps. Handy pocket map of Oregon, Washington and Idaho, stiff cover, two cents. For any ot the above, address, enclosing stamps i stated A. L. CRAIG, C P. A., Southern Pacific Company (Lines in Oregon) Write today Portland, Orm