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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (March 8, 1906)
P". didn't you f""Tpikient it In, even .nd ftptauw" In parentho- inklnf down !i .Wnnd'nPPtnu"' ana luuiii- Wtt " t r.rr J.000 Inhabit- France, "f , ' 4),,l0 of moro tlinn VSt 78 iu England T illS Annoyed, "Were you annoyed while on the wit ness stand?" "Slightly," answered the groat cor poration magnate. "Tlio Jtidgo hikI ono or two other people In tlio courtroom eemed to think tliey wcro ritilto fin lm portant an myself." Washington Star. The (folenilfla Way. "es, lie culls himself a clontlflc rartucr. "And what docs the science consist in" "Why, ho slnys In town and runs the fnrm by telephone." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Spring numors i-mtw or effete matters accumulated m the blood nniicf in til f finrirm kiipIi rlicin-nt-:., w' r m i . . l. i nmiD Tummio nni .a .... - x. i J ntinful trouoica ao uuii I'lu'ivo, uu umui eruptions . ...nil'ncss. IOSS ui .ippuitiu rtu mm, urua iccilnir. The best medicine to take to- rid yourself of them is .j' S.irsanarilla, which thoroughly cleanses the blood nd effects pcriiiiinwwfc uuiv. b'""6 m-aiujy tuiiuuunm j!vjv to the stomatn, uvci, Kiunuya, uuwms una sKin. Th s is the testimony ui iuiw muusunus wno nave f ennnp' rrmmrMnf en mis k1"1' j " f ..... r t t il n .... .. Accept no substitute ior nooas oarsaparuia, but in Oil having I'lOOU s aim Bct it. luuay. Sold by druggists everywnere. Usual form, liquid, or In now form, tablet, 100 Dqscb One polhr. L Unrenc. I. I'Hek, an expert on I"" . . I... ..I.... n.. Infflrtintlnnnl i..! Villi. II PIB"U'H "-"- 5S5, to b held In Waililugtott In Owlll, tlio Welsh bard, has Just fin iBueu iu ma simm action a itruion on which he has been engaged for fifteen years. More Converts Every Year mm Every day in every year that comes, more housewives are giving up their cxhorbitant . . " J T-1. . T J a pneca naKinv ruwucru ana turning to K C, the honest and reliable, which has stood so well the test of years. They are find ing out that K O BAKING POWDER costs one-third the price of powder anywhere near K C quality, and makes better, purer, more healthful baking. 'M ounces ior loc. Stml poll for " Uoole of Vital$." JAQUES MFG. CO. Chicago, III. 18 YEARS HERE Aoi itotnf il'ntAl.wurk ! Hie llmr-llmt It i record ol l)r W A. Witt. Iriourrv UlHtimnt r rii-ri dvniuu wlio ra cmiiifiilUi iwrJurm ili mint linrlint ilriilkl uKftlnn. No matlrr Iba nulur of ibe wuric, tliar In m tiua litre to da It, WISE BROS., DENTISTS nil II, A. HTU H I) 15 V A NT, H(cUiliil an C ti I.lrcn' Titth not) UfullliiK. I'kMInc lll(., Tti'rd ami WmIiImc(oq HI. I . n. to p. rtu Huiiitkjra lo II. Miua Sua Wk D oa WttUr ai Mojlilr PirmtaU uES2ll,rr,Tl0' 'mift wo r.J,D?xl,ttl''UrglNMsl houM In tha I Tr-" "wwi-trry". SlDADVERTISING "Md Trade "Directory WteVM Vtr' M0aM. "H u iVfW'J!.5'anl. nt la "Cut j , "-I'ioim. "u"'w ana Hlilli -i)brl.K Cook co., sii yur hem to u ""i Uno lionts nn i. i Oragon, Well Drilling Machinery, Drllllne&rUhlnK-Tools, (rrlgalion I'lant.ttf drau- lic Kam. Spray Pump, M'rlMU REIERIO.N HAOIINERY CO. m-i-6 MorrUou Kt. I'ortUiid Oreeon WANTED A bright man with tenia In your conn ty. Stoutly work nnd good wages to right man. Hoforonccs rutjuireiL For par- tlcuiars uddrviui KOCH V. T. CO. Box X Winona, Minn. The (MM TOWER'S POMMEL SLICKER HA3 RE EN ADVERTISED AND 30LD FOR A QUABIER OF A CENIUBY. ) LIKE ALL CLOTHING. It is mic of the but Aeterkl. In bl&ckorcBow. fuHr euttentccd. uid sold by remclc dealers crtprwhtre. 6IICK TO THE SIGN OF THE FISH. Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT Ttiln womUrful Chi neae Dvoior li rallul grrnt btcnuia lia oiiru HfOln without opom tloii iliat ur kIvoh up lo ilia, Jlw rurr will) llio womlcrful Ulil n la litrtiK, roula, bmln, Imrka imU vi'(iOtnblc Hint oru ntlruly tin known lu medical iol- nc In ihla oguuiry. Tluouiili Ilia iu of ilioat ImrnilMi rvmnlli-a Ihla fnuiuu iloolor know tlio actlau of ovr too Ulftonut riuUli wbloli Imaucecmrully uc In dlirtTcnl (llaoMea. it KUKmtitratocur(04lRrrli,aatliinR.luiiKilliroat, rliftumatUm, iiervouiic, atoinnclii llvcri kta noya, no. Iim lunulri'iU ot trtllmunlala. C'liaruM nioderata. Call and lilm 1'allenU out otlia city wrlto lur bUnkr and oiroulara. HvRd (lamp. CONUUUrATlUN VHKU. UMm THE C, IEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO 2M rirrt St., S. f. Cor. MmtImr UsRtlon paper. POHTIANO, OHCGON. -A Doctors Medicine Aycr's Cherry Pectoral Is not a simple cough syrup. It is a strong medicine, a doctor's medicine. It cures hard cases, severe and desperate cases, chronic cases of asthma, pleu risy, bronchitis, consumption. Ask your doctor about this. eln."-MlouASL J. Fitzoiuald, MaUford, K xiers Mada br J. o. Ayar Co.. Lowall, llaaa. Alio Hinufuturara or SARSAPAWLLL PILLS. HAIR VldOg, you will hasten recovery by tak' Ing one of Ayer's Pills at bedtime A. Joko that Failed Ttt1. aiiss Aoeiuart had Just returned from a mention spent at a Uny Tlllagt on the Maine coaat In rocounUnjr her experiences she talked somovrhnt for tlia benefit of a cousin. nulet Derson who was TlslUng her city relatives for tao flrst time In many years. -mere was Just ono storo in ths place," sold Miss Adelbert "and they kept everything, that Is, everything uiey naa to keep. u7 i went in to uuy sorao soap, nnd Just on a vonturo I naked tha clerk if they had Browning. IIo stared at me a second, then went oft nnd looked under the counters and on the shelves. "Presently ho enme back nnd said, No, miss, we ain't got none. We got hlacklnf, an we got blulrtg, an' we got wnitlng, but we ain't got a bit browning In the store' " Miss Adelbert had to tnnko several protests to nssuro her audience thnt this really happened. Finally the cous in asked, gravely, "But. Cousin Bert. why didn't you say varnish in the Drat placo?" There li more Catarrh In thla section ot the country thuii nil other dlaeajei put together, and until the laat few yean vraa supposed to be iiourauio. J-or a great many vcarsuociora pro nounced It a local d!tcfve. and preacrlbedlocal remedies, and by constantly lulling to cure run local treatment, pronounced it incurauie. ecience naa prorn caiarrn to do a connmu tlonaldlaeane, and thereioro requires constitu tlotial treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu (actured by K. . Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, Is tne onty constitutional cure on mo market. . is taken Internally in dorrs from 10 drors to leaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and muoussuriaccsoi tne oystom. -i ney oner ono hundred dollars for anr cuo It falls to ct ftand (nr rlrntilara and teatlmnnlala. Address, r. J. ciiE.Niiy a co., ioicao, o Sold by I)runliti.7(e. Uall's Family 1'UU are the best. Amending the Declaration. "From a hasty exnmination," said tho doctor, "I am decidedly of tho opinion that you arc suffering from tho peculiar troublo known as 'clergy man's sore throat.' " "Tho you say!" exclaimed tho caller. "It Is quite possible, however, that mny be wrong. I will muko another examination." A OUAHANTKED CUltE FOll PILES. Itch I m. Ill lid. Il'efillne. rrntrudlim l'llev Dniir- sila are autlinrltrd lo refund money lr l'AZC U1NTMKNT fail to euro In & to 14 day a. Wo. Tho War of It. The SIlsus SInry Ann, please ex plain to me now It Is Hint I saw you kissing a young man in the kitchen last night. Tho Maid Sure, I dunno how it Is, ma'am, unless ycz wcro lookin' through tho kcyholo. Cleveland Leader. Mothers will find Mr. Wlnslow's Soothlnsr Ryrup tho best remedy to use for their cnuarea during tne teeming rjnoa. So, Therot "Ilnl Yon refuse me, then, proud beauty? Well, I know your reasons? Wcro I rich you would bo but too glad to accept me." "Mayhap, it Is even so, Rupert Fltz- gooblcr. But by my troth you would liavo to bo a wholo lot richer than anybody elso In tho world, I'll tell you that" Cleveland Lender. rtTO Permanently Cured. No ntaor nervousness J l Iu anerllrstday'BUseofDr.Kllno'aUreatNerve leitorer. Hend for l'rr82 trlalboltleand treatise. Dr.lt. II. Kline, Ltd., Ml Area HI. riniadelpnia, l'a. Laay I'htlosopbr. Mrs. Ascum Doesn't that lazy hus band of youra work for you at all? Mrs. Jackson 'Deed, ma'am, ho say he nln't gwlno tcr, knso he's a-tryln to lib up to tlio blblo tenchin'. Mrs. Ascum What blblo tcnchlng7 Mrs. Jackson IIo sny do blblo dono toll us tint "Contentment nm bettnh dnn great riches," so ho tics naclier'ly bound tcr be contented. Philadelphia Press. P. N. U. No Wsatlaa tkls fHpar. TO CUIIK A COI.O IN ONK DAY Takel.AXATlVK IIUOMOCHiliiInoTablets. Dm lata rpfiuui money h it mi a iu turn, a, v UO Vi. 6 signature i) on aucii uux. uc. Slrny Cair'H Act. A stray cow, picked up by tho po- llco on Uio South Side, nearly put tho oillcer out of business nnd created lots of fun for tho urchins In tho neigh borhood. Tho cow was enptured by the nowly .appointed subpoiicemnn, and, wishing to distinguish himself by an arrest, ho dotonnlncd to tnko tha bovine to tho station houso. Pro- curing a rope, ho fastened It to her horns and started down Cottngo Grove avenu. Tho thoroughfare was slip pery from r rnlnstonn, and In a iffy the pollcomnn wns sliding down tho asphalt on his stomach, with tho cow on a dead run. Tho oillcer was game and hung on to his captive for a quare, when tho boys headed tho ani mal off. He landed his prisoner and than begged off for the night to cleaa B. Gkleage later Ocsao. BILL WOULD APPLY WIFE BEATERS. TO Tho Introduction of tlio whipping post for wlfo beaters in tlio District of Columbia hns been put up to Congress by Uolicrt Adnms, Jr., n representative from lhllndolphln, who fathered a Almlln measure In tho Pennsylvania Legislature twenty-two years ago. IIo is encouraged to revive It for applica tion in. Washington by the recommen dation for corporal punishment of wlfo beaters lu tho President's Inst message. Tho bill provides that nny mnlo per son wLo shall bo convicted of beating, bruising or mutilating his wlfo shall bo whipped uion the back, the lashes not to exceed 30. The marshal of tho Dlstri't of Columbia shall wield tho lash wthln tho prison lnclosuro In tho presence of a physician nnd the keeper of the prison. Adnms says the value of the bill is bnsed upon tho historical demonstra tion thnt tho trentment of women by a nation Is one of the best tests of Its progress In civilization. . Whipping a brutal husband, ho claims, docs away with the objection to imprisonment destitution of tho wife snd family loft without support IIo says that In Pennsylvania in 1004 there were 023 complaints of wife beat ing ro:elred by officials. Hundreds more Are never reported. In nearly every case tho man wns undor tho influence of liquor. Confinement In Jnll, authorities say, has no terror for brutal husbands. It has been urged that wives should not Inform on their husbands and ex pose them to the disgrace of being whipped. They would nt least have tho of chance, says Adams, while at present they dare not complain because the Want of food stnres them In the fncti Jf tho man Is behind prison bnrs for Jong tirm. Besides, It will be cheaper for society to punish a brute in this way. It Is denied thnt corporal punishment Is In violntlon of tho constitution tho United States. The sponsor for th bill nlso points out thnt the Eugllsl law rocognlziug whipping ns a lea form of punishment, nnd cites a stnturx! pnssed by parliament In 2803 to add flogging to the punishment for garrot ing. This form of highway robbeiy thnt held London in terror for sever.i years disappeared after one or tw convictions. In 1883 the legislature of Maryland passed a bill to punish wife bcntsr.s by whipping them. Adams says tho district nttorney of Baltimore informs him thnt after the first conviction tin; crime ceased ns if by magic in tho State. The wife beating statute I: Delaware Is reported as having a ro snh'tnry effect Ilutterfly Furnia. Most people, when they look nt magnificent cabinet of butterflies gleaming nnd glowing with n hundred iridescent hues, think thnt eacli but tcrfly wns caught by hand caught, after a chnso of n mile or two, under net or n hat As n matter of fnct, butterflies nro raised on little farms, llko chickens. There Is such a steady butterfly demand that it pays men to rniso them. Theso men, experts in tno employ of museums, ns n rule, know Inrvao ns a chicken farmer knows eggs, nnd tney nnvo no iiiiucuiiy in selling nt a good profit nil tho butter flies they grow. The stockroom of n butterfly farmer is n rare nnd beau tiful sight It Is n room of glass, filled with sunshine, nnd In tho brilllnnt illght hundreds of tho loveliest butter flies flutter nnd float. In the profound sllenco their colors seem to sing, so bright nro they, so splendid. A Lively Cnteh. Mrs. S. And so you aro leaving us, Bridget? And what nro you going to do? Bridget Please, mum, I'm going to get married. Mrs. S. Dear mo I Isn't thnt rather sudden? Who is tho happy man? Bridget Do you remember, mum, mo nskln' you about four weeks ngo to go to tho funeral of n friend? Well, I do bo goln' to mnrry tho corpso's husband. Sure, ho told mo then I wuz tho life t' tho party. Hnrpor'a Weekly. AmblKumiN. Rimer I showed this sonnet to Qrlt- tick and ho seemed qulto Htruck with it Ho liked tho iden, anyway. Brlghtloy (incredulously) Is it pos sible? Rimer Yes, I told him this wns my Idea of a perfect sonnet and ho said tho Iden was certainly original. Philadel phia Press. Thero is no denying that when tho daughter marries nnd takes her piano 1th her, tho rest of tho family miss , It was such n convenient place to put huts unci gloves ou. HAD CATARRH THIRTY YEARS Congressman Meekison Gives Praise to Pe-ru-na for His Recovery. CONGRESSMAN MEEKISON PRAISES PE-RU-NA Hon. David MeekiBOB, Napoleon, Ohio, ex-member of congress, Fifty-fith district, writes: "I have used several bottles of Peruna and I feel greatly benefitted thereby from my catarrh of the head. I feel encouraged to believe that if I use it a short Ume longer I will befuHy able to eradicate the disease of thirty years' standing." DAVID MEEKISON. ANOTPER SENSATIONAL CURE: Mr. Jacob L. Davis, Galena, Stone county, Mo., writes: "I have been in bad health for thirty-Eeven years, and alter tak ing twelve bottles of yonr Pernna I am cured." Jacob L. Davis. If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, wri e at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hnttman Sanitarium, Columbus, O. Chinese Girls Stay at Home. Chinese girls as a rule arc not sent to school; the mother superintends their training in housework. As soon as the girls arc old enough they are taught to cook, sew, make and mend clothes and indeed do nil domestic work. But tho enlightened Chinese sends his daughter to 6cnool when near a mission or some other scliool. Aa They Danced. Twns at a hop that he proposed; His heart went thump-ty-thump. But that same heart was true, and she Accepted at a Jump. Plenty ot Time. They were discussing the canal. "I don't think," said one, "that BIgo low stayed down thero long enough ta learn anything about conditions." "Oh, I dunno," said another; "a man can get considerable bit up by fleas in less 'en twenty-four hours." - Imagination. Sandy Gritty George went up de road an' told all de ladies in de way side cottages dat I once had a castle In France nn' an automobile. Dusty Gee ! Wid sucli a press agent as dat yer ought to git on de stage.' -':::X"X:"X"X: x X ? y Y y y y y x V HE ATTENDS TO BUSINESS who goes straight to work to cure Hurts, Sprains, Bruises by the use of St. Jacobs Oil I y I x x y y y y y x and saves time, money and gets out of misery quickly. It Acts LlUo Music. Price. 25c. and 50c. V V W- . .... .- . P V The Little Doctor in your Vest Pocket EE the thin, round-cornered little Enamel Box below i When carried In your vest pocket it means Health-Insurance. It contains Six Candy Tablets of pleasant taste, almost as pleasant as chocolate. Each tablet Is a working dose of Cas- carets, which acts llko Exercise on the Bowels and Liver. a It will not purge, sicken, nor upset the stomach. Because it is not a driver," like Salts, So dium, Calomel, Jalap, Senna, nor Aperient Waters. These waste Diges tive Juices ot the system needed to morrow, in merely flushing out the Bow els today. Neither Is It like Castor Oil, Glycerine, or other Oily Laxa tives that simply lubricate tha Intes- tines for transit of the food stopped uphi them at that partlo ular time. Theso emergency drugs relieve the Immediate trouble, but do not relievo its Sitwiit?ste of" Vest PocteP v Casearet Box compared to Watch. They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to' contract, expand, and squeeze the DIgea-. five Juices out of food eaten. Cascarets do Jthis naturally, without purging or discomfort. They don't help the Bowels and Liver in such a way as to make them lean upon similar assistance for the future. This 13 why, with Cascarets, the dose may be lessened each succeeding time Instead of Increased, as it must be with all succeeding doses of other Cathartics and Laxatives. Cascarets act Ilka exercise. If carried in your Vest Pocket, (or car ried in My Lady's Purse), and eaten just when you sus pect you need one, you will never know a sick day from tha ordinary lib of life. Because, nearly an these Ills begin in the Bowels, and partial Constipation paves tho way for Cause. The same troublo will therefore recur again till that Cause la removed per? manently. Tho chief causa of Constipation and Indigestion la a weakness of the Muscles that contract the intestines and Bowels, Carcareta are practically to tho Bowel Muscles what a Massage and Cold Bath tva to tha AthUUo MukIm. all other Diseases. "Vest Pocket" box 10 cents. Be suro you get tho genuine, mada only by tho Sterling Remedy Company, and never sold In bulk. Every tablet stamped "CCC." FREE TO OUR. FRIENDS I We want to send to oar friends a beautlftil French-deslped GOLD-PLATED BONBON H)X hara-enimefai in colors. It U a beauty fer Us llretSlne table. Ten cents in atsmni l stlrul u wltawbick ,H sad to cover cost of Caccareia Sty trinket Is UUU. 71ft SsjmI t-dsy. Mstisate this par. AMrtM