PUMATISM
:.NPIOT B KUJ3J5ttJD AWAY
V i i unreflorc and swollen, and the musclca throbbing with the
tftefltbeJ0,. relief must be Had nc once, ana it is natural to rub the
n 5 hSolmenta, oils, etc. Thla treatment doca good in a Tray,
fiieMTirXers, poor bowel action, stomach troubles and a gen
Lllofl. ffcaf, on of the system. The refuse and waste matters, which
Hk.Xa off through tne not- wh lie at work f or the . O. P. Ji. n.
Jdpec": hndllV waste, are in the swampy reirlon, I contracted
rTlu d form uric
npS3whlchareab.
bTOd Then Instead of
c jfld . ncrvca, mus-
K to produce the aches,
n Winter for the
wyr'u nnd dampness are
UH cut- - hecnmc
iti;cS;with pain, the mus-
Td d the sufferer
K ,n nWiand If the
",.-7 Peeked Itoltcn leaves
WTV rrinnles for life.
r sot be n.bbed away
& drlvca from the J oo
Itliouinatlsm ana was completely heln
loss ror auout four month and apent
over 81 80.00 with dootora, but irot worso
very day, and Anally quit thorn and be
Rtn B. 8.B. X took a fow bottles and
was cured aound and well. Sly health
la now aplendid, and I weigh 175
pounds. There la a lady llvlnsr near ma
who la now taking- B. 8. 8. for aoute
HheurnatUm. Vor two months ahe oould
not turn horaolf In bad. but since burin
nlnir your modloino about three weoka
ado haa improved ranldlv. and nn
able to alt ud. I can rnoninmni n a u
to all euflorfnsr fromlitinumutlarn. '
B, U. JL.ABBITER.
are Ulah, N. o.
I waa severely troubled with nhsutna
tiam. X had It in ray knees, leva and
anklee, and any one who haa ever had
Kheutnatlam knowa how exoruolatlni
the pain la and how It Interferes with
one at work. X waa truly In bad shaps-having-
been bothered with It for ten
yeara, off and on. A local phyalolan ad.
vised xna to usa S. 8. 8. I did so. After
iBKiur vwu uohui j. noticed the sors
non n irnia wore arreauy reduced.
ir
continued the medicine and waa thor-
outriuy curou, m pain, aoreneaa and In
riamroatlon Bonn. I recommend 8. 8. 8.
to all Bhoumatlo sufferers.
J. Ij. AONEV7,
803 E. dreonbrler BU Mt. Vtrnon, O.
cannot be rubbed
j,fvfi from the
Ulliv- , , ,
r t a Being j".""-
l0'?'. ... . fiilv Moon nro-
frSE in the en.
tcrSL. ftiMliiu. acrid blood is made pure and rich, and as it eocs
body nouriflhes and soothes the irritated uerves, cases the throb
wjnuioj ajp blng muscles, and dissolves and carries
out of the system the irritating particles
in the joints which arc keeping up the
pain and inflammation. S. S. S. cures
T?liciiiiintiin nprmnnrntlv nnrl in nl,1l.
IB? St M J
7 at aaw IP W tion tones up the digestion and stimu
i . . urnCTA I C latca the different members of the body
HRELY Ytutl ADLt. to their full duty so there la no cause
I attack. Do not waste time trying to rui Kiieumatisra away, but
lUOUin B v , u u .,i ,i.lnn., i iim.,
11JKJ' , A. , . .
jindtny meaiwu uuhlc win w. ..v.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC. CO,, ATLANTA, CA
S
m. Waitafol CeDfaln.
.... fair nancaKcr In aenrch
htjnnitlon and the cnptnln wrni,
all;, onl; too willing 10 grain
r. had emlalncd that the action
04 propeller forced tha ahlp
Li the water and added, at a
fcktrltem of Information:
Ti Bide twenty knota an hour
k'rtit dill."
fi job really?" aald the aweet
ind wnatorer did you do wiin
e captain went red and hla cyea
fetal
nw them orerboard," he aald,
to.
tof the Hid. TIt-niU
Sfmtutntl; Corfd. Kofllior nnrouBf
iVrlrliiir'luofUr.Kllnf'i(irrtNrrT
nt tttt fur I'reii B'2 IrUI bottl nd trfKllic
urctld (the Criipum Roger San-
I hi Uta aold at an auction In
i fcr 1 1,00. Tbli U btllered to
i nmi price.
til(fiUl find Urn. Ulnilow'i fioothlnir
fcilliUiirtmrtr touie lor their children
fctlitfctJilB(rlol.
ii Intricate Problem.
p t'brown That conductor In-
JEt.
Sf.Kbrown-UowT
la Kbrown-Wantcd me to pny
piorTooay.
Kbrown-Well. Tommv la nulto
fe'k ef i Ud. He looks
1 Kbrown-And you, too? Do
to Insinuate that I look old
aw nave a Child old nnnirh tn
It to pa; car rare? cieyolnnd
la.
Cleralnnd'a One-Cent Warrant.
Ut-I'realdcut Grorcr Cleveland holda
Uie only warrant for one cent over
drawn by tho Secretary of tho TreaH
ury upon tho United Statea Trcaaurer.
It waa In payment of the balance of
tho salary due the Democratic chief
tain at Die clone of hla term In 1807,
and Ita laauanco wan made neceasnry
by one of thoso mlatakes that are rare
on tho part of Uia export bookkeeper
engnKcd In running thu accounta of
the government.
Kvery quarter the rreMdent of the
United Statea la entitled to three
checks one for H.lCO.Ou and two for
S4,lf(.G7. Tho table of methods of
paying government aalarlcs showa
that If the JW.000 a Tear for tho Pres
ident is divided Into twelve equal In
atallrncnts, ono for each month, the
amount will bo $4,100.00 2-3, but the
two-thirds of a cent cannot be paid
at the end of a month, and bo Uie
practice Is to send the President a
check for 54.100,00 one mouth and tho
other two months of the quarter the
amount Is $1,100.07.
In some manner President Cleve
land failed to get a check one month
for the extra cent that waa duo htm,
and when the books were balanced at
tho close of his term It was detected.
With nil duo solemnity tho olllcers of
tho treasury drew the famous warrant
for ono cent, and Mr. Cleveland re
ceived It with the same amount of so
rlousnesa. lie has never cashed the
warrant.
Some men take a trip abroad for
pleasure and tout take tbelr wlrei
along.
a, -"w.c,Maa.,-aiag
a
,4 siSnMuri or
CASTORIA
For Infants and Childron.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
AW
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
CASTORIA
TMI CINTAUR eOMMNV. NW VOSB OtTT.
A Now Way. Mr. Corrignn: How
much d' yet chnrga fcr pulllri' lect'?
Dentist: With KM, one dollar. Mr.
i-orrlgnn: An' how much wld electric
loJght?
Appotlto Decides. Teacher: Can
you toll mo tho difference between
"IHco" and "love?" Small Hoy: Yes,
ma'am. I like my father and mother,
but I love pie.
Tho Ruling Passion. "Yes, I qunr
reled with my wife about nothing."
'Why didn't you mnke up?" "I'm go
ing to. All I'm worried about now Is
mo indemnity."
Queer Charge' "Yon arc charged,"
Bald tllO nollopmnn. "uftli 1.
voted' twice." "Charged, am I?" mut
tered the prisoner. "That's odd. I
expected to be paid for It."
I Seeing tho Mptropolls Stephen
Kurnlborn: Father, that tall structure
ii tne ratnotis "Hat-Iron" building.
Hiram Ituralborn: Well, well! thet's
whero they mnko the flat-irons fcr the
. hull vorld.
I Ho Proved It. Lady (In party view
ing stone quarry): And which Is the
foremnn?" Casey (proudly) 01 nm.
Lady Itcally? Casey 01 kin prove
ut. (Calls to laborer). "Kelly. Kelly!
ycr folrcd!"
Pretty Lucky Krlend of the Fam
ily: You are very lucky, my boy, to
bo the seventh son. It wilt bring you
everlasting fortune. Son No. 7: It
hasn't so far. All It's brought yet Is
tho old clothes of ray six brothers.
I "Do you think that tho automobile
, will displace the horse?" asked tho
conversational young woman. "It
will," answered the nervous young
'man as he gazed down the road, "If
It over hits him." ; Washington Star.
i Parson Coopah Do choir will now
sing dat beautiful hymn. 'We hain't
dot Long to Stay Here;' nrter slngln'
which day will consider domselves dls
charged and file out quietly. We will
hab only congregational slngln' here
after." Puck.
A Itehearsnl. "Elsie!" exclaimed
tho girl's mother, "why are you shout
lng In that horrible fashion? Why
can't you be quiet, like Willie?" "He's
got to be quiet, the wny we're nlnvln'."
replied Elsie. "He's papa coming homo
late, and I'm you."
I Visitor Digging potatoes, eh? Far
mer's Hoy Yep. Visitor What do
you get for digging potatoes? Farmer's
Boy Nuwthln'. Hut I git somethlu
fcr not dlggln' 'cm. Visitor Indeed?
Whut would you get for not dlggiug
mem? Farmers Hoy Licked. Judge.
Careful. Philip had gone to bring
In the new kittens to show them to a
rlsltor. His mother, hcarlnc a nhrill
mewing, called out, "Don't hurt the
kittens, Philip!" From tho hall came
the reassuring answer, "Oh, no. I'm
carrying them very carefully by the
terns."
I Absent-minded "Talk about absent-
mindedness! Jenkins Is the most absent-minded
man I know." "What's
he done now?" "Why, bo wrote tho
combination of the snfo on n piece of
paper to keep from forgetting It, and
then locked tho paper In tho safe to
keep from losing It."
Contrary Counsel. Tho church was
packed, even tho aisles lined with
chairs. Just before tho benediction
tho thoughtful clergymnn, who loved
order, thus admonished his hearers:
"In passing out, please remain seated
until tho ushers have removed tho
chairs from tho aisles."
Fully Explained. Teasing Friend:
"What makes thnt new baby nt your
homo cry so much, Tommy? Tommy
(Indignantly) It don't cry so very
much; and anyway, if all your teeth
were out, and your hair off, and your
legs so weak you couldn't stand on
them, I guess you'd feel like crying
yourself."
"I wish to adopt n child," said the
wealthy womnu In the orphan asylum,
"what have you?" "Oh, wo have them
In nil shades," replied tho polite lady
superintendent, "which do you pre
fer?" "1 think a blonde child will be
most . appropriate," answered tho
wealthy woman, "my auto Is finished
In blue." Puck.
Clear as Mud. "1 was going over
Westminster brldgo the other day, and
1 met Potsy Howlns. 'Hewlns,' Hays
I, 'how aro ye?' Turty well, thauk
ye, Donnelly,' says he. 'Donnelly?'
says I; 'thnt's not my nume.' 'Suro
an' mlno Isn't Howlns,' says he. An'
so wo looked at each other again, an'
It turned out to bo neither of us."
A Trllle Unconventional An eccen
tric farmer was married tho other
night. "Do you," said tho preacher,
"take this woman to bo your wedded
wife, to lovo and to cherish In BlcUnoss
and health, for better, for worse, for
rich or poor, until death do you part?"
There was an awkward pause. Then
tho bridegroom finally replied,
"Them's tho calculations."
Punctuation A high school girl oald
to hor father the other night: "I'vo
cot a sontenco hero I'd like you to
nunctuato. You know something
' 1 .nil .. 11 1(4 It
about punciuuwuii, uuu i jum m
tie," snld her cautious paront. TIiIh Is
what ho road: "A llvo dollar bill (low
around the corner," Ho studied It
onrofully. "Well." ho dually said, "I
simply put n period arior u, uuo uus.
"I wouldn't," said tho high school girl;
For Coughs
and Colds
There is a remedy over sixty
years old Aycr's Cherry
Pectoral. Of course you have
heard of improbably have used
it. Once in the family, it stays;
the one household remedy for
coughs end hard colds on the
chest. Askyourdoctoraboutit.
,"l,li" hd pneumonia three timet, and
Ayer'i Cherry Pectoral hai brought me afelr
through each time. I hare juit recoTered
from my lait attack, (red afxtr-seTen. No
r"i twiPr" lu"Z" v' Hloo Bterena
A
Mai'ebrjta AyerCo;! Ixmll, Mat!
Alto manufaoturera of
9
yers
SARSAPARILU.
PILLS.
HAIR VIOOH.
Aye-r's Pills Increase, the activity oi
the (Ivor, and thus aid recovery
Ilia Great Strength.
"That bats voice Is powerful one,
Isn't lt7"
"Yes; I notice It has a rreat deal of
hoarse power." Baltimore American.
You Can (let Allen's Foot-Ease FREE.
Write Altcn S. Olmsted, Le Hoy.N. Y., for a
free sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
sew or tight shoes easy. A certain care for
corns, lnrrowlncnails and bunions. All drop
jists lelllt. 25c. Don't accept any substitute,
Dnngor In Hair hji.
Knott Yctte You mean to say that
the use of hair dye la darTjjerdug?
Ben Thayer I do. Let me tell you
aoinethlnir. A dear friend of mine, a
happy bachelor, found his hair was turn
ins gray at 30. Well, he had It dyed a
deep black. Four weeki later ho was
married. Tales.
Beware ot Ointment lor Catarrh tbat
Contain Mercury
aamorrary will suroly destroy the sense ot
smell and completely derange the whole sys
tem when entering It through the inucotu
surfaces. Such articles shouldnever be used
excepton prescriptions from reputable ptay
siclani.as the dam ago they will do Is ten fold
to the good you can possibly derlvef rom them.
Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
Cheney ti Co., Toledo, O., contains nomercury,
and Is taken Internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. It Is taken Internally, and mode
In Toledo, Ohio, by If, J. Cheney & Co. Testi
monials free.
Bold by Druggists, price 76c per bottle.
Hall's Family mis are the best.
. -
A Judicial Verdict.
Judge You are accused of having
beaten this person cruelly.
Tho Accused Well, I had to beat
blm to make him do his work. He la
an Idiot
Judgo (severely) You should re
member that an Idiot Is a man llko
you or me. Translated for Tales from
Lea Annates.
For forty year's Tlso's Cure for Con
sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 25 cen ts.
Found at Last.
Trotter (who has been abroad)
Miss Gushcrly used to be looking for
her ideal. Did she ever find him?
Miss Homer Yes; but she lost him
again.
Trotter Indeed! How did that hap
pen? Miss Homer She was married to
blm.
rti CVMt WHflt Ml Utt fAILt. Ej
kail Best Coat h Hyrop. Tastes Good. Dse pz
L5J la time. Bold by clrarelits. i
Eels in Scotland.
Although eels abound In Scotch waters
and are caught In great quantities, they
are not considered tit food there. No
matter how plentiful and how very fine
and large thoy may be in any district
of Scotland, no native trill eat cne. The
objection to the eel It said to be based
on Its serpentlike appearance and tho
fact that it is not overfastldious ai to
what It feeds on.
A Great Monarch.
Wealthier than any brother sover
eign; master of legions, which number
over a million; lord of moro than one
sixth of the surface of the globo, with
lubjecta of many colors and races,
amounting to over one hundred and
twenty million eouls, the czar of all tho
liupfliaa will not bo invincible until he
adopts Pillsbury'a Vitoa as his regular
breakfast diet.
K IJUcottraared. Clianffenr.
"So you are the applicant for the
position as chauffeur?" asked the gen
tleman, looking up from his desk. '
"Yes, air," replied the man who bad
Just entered the room.
"Are you a union man?"
"Yes, air."
"Well, after you have worked on a
machine for eight hours and the thing
won't go, what do you do?"
"Oh, well, sir, If you're got one of
that kind of machines, I don't want the
Job!" Yonkcrs Statesman.
Park and Washington, Portland, Oregon
"The School of Quality"
A. P. Armstrong, LI. B., Principal
Thousands of graduates in positions;
hundreds placed each year; mort calh
for help than we can meet It paysio at
tend our school; largest, most modern,
best equipped. Departments: Business,
Shorthand, Typewriting, Penmanship,
English. Open all the year. Catalogue,
penwork free. Call, telephone or write.
A New Organ
Delivered lo any Rail
road Station or Boat
Landing in Oregon
$46
THERE IS NO !!
SLICKER L1KE'
Forty years 0.00 and after many years
of use on the eastern coast. Tower's
Waterproof Oiled Coats were Introduced
in the West and were called Sliders by
the pioneers and cowboys. This graphic
name has come Into such genercJ use' that
it is frequently though wrorvjfully applied
to many substitutes, you want the Qewrvz.
look tor the oi& or the ruivana
Jhe name Tower cn the buttons.
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a DID BY PEPRESENTATIVt TRADfc
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This company will give one dollar for
the first reliable information of an
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our range of sizes. This does not
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tell us. A Postal will do.
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itullt with special regard to Pacific Coast
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Besides the regular reed tone, this Instru
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terms and will deliver aperfect and fully guar
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The fancier styles .2, f5G, etc., on same terms.
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T T Mention this paper.
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as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play when in health
and how conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor
life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and
the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health
should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of
every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature and if at any time a
remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence
should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial
in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by
the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general favor in
many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and
excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use.
Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, be
cause they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform
all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained,
by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most benefici
ally and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian
blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret rem
edy and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not
approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication.
Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup
of Figs always has the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co.
plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale In
bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty
cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not
accept it. If you fail to get the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects.
Every family should always have a bottle on hand, as it is equally beneficial
tor tne parents ana tne cnuaren, wnenever a laxative remedy is required.
e
ft!
I'd muUo a dash after It"
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