iitfnJ sinn6f the Inner mem w m ui me jicaa arm tnroat, ANNOYING- DANGEROUS1 i ".11U."" 1 I ... AT I .."" - , . . . - ..... I ' "Ti. ..trmllOJl v . tlnia att.l rMtlt1i.flnttiA .1ia.a 1...4. ... Hf.'.L ot only a veAuB ww. uui coni- itlMV Jirntntonc. It 19 ue www -awirm usually DCgltiS With a iJQU"BV . .-h fll DOIHHIIB. YYJIltU tMU W1IUW11 Oil LlirOUfrll tll ip . . .... niiL vy.v. ---- . . - - . ., . t. ', findtoc.4 . ... ti, i,Q timrn pritinvifttr and i-ilarrttcf Ihkh.... uU'l . 1 1 1 1 LI UV"J " : . . . ' .. O- ' I .ifrftJf'i""." jt.MSP. TJicre is a sicacninz anu oncnBtve U Bchnrrra .unr """" iMi77itif noise in me cars, iicauncnrt ntui nn xou fluid vnn ,..n i... ... . oihin iin . . . . uivt r'i. . rtniiHLUiib ---r . . ... , . . ,..,. jiili'i f!HTfn in vuuulq lu li'hii ic n n w inn en Ttrtllnti . . -trll. . ttly.H1... itiiiin nut tlmllnr Trnn l.-.t. 11. Imltlltwll IIU ... ... . " " .... . . " " vv v'Zheaitm, wiucimi y v Uuw inw Uie , . "u 1 1B M,s Snowfluke. w,u nc,P thorn In their life work. If ..liHnu LW" .. .. .i.-L j it imi. im I . .. . - MnanmBo suro to put plenty of cuUurc will ho a paying investment nut in tho enke. CookI'll nmn. to 8ivc uIm a course In' an agricultural - ..v ..II Tk Boy mnt iht Purm. The wonderful strides In agricul tural Hdence, as woll as tha rast in crease In tho insect enemies of grow ing? things, has both boomed and de terred farm work as a profession, so that tho old-time, ideas of farming can not bo said to bring success except in a very moderate degree. Tho farming of tho future must be done by tiie boys And trlrta nt ..t ... vr ti i . .. v-u u wu owe it io n v , y have deceived our emidren to give them tho best pos- I Tth lias an oaor mui m vta wviidiv.-. yuiuuu m worse in l"0 ilic COld WCftWICr uiunun "iw .u uiruiua, unu UIC pOIB- ljj.fle IOC tU1 .t-. riniia l(t 4tinf 1. V.. flflUS";-, - -,1 I SSUCS. CaUBlUK V11B lllUULUUiailOn WMlCll Btnrta nln.1 .. . .. - r. iiDii'K" - . t. t-tuumi k unznr. ...ttW secretions to PC au- aeyerl year aro my blood wan hnA "I don't Um n.n ...... .... of ?! .tli. When tiie Uoou rhu I i,a in adaitlon a dreadful oaso of f i,n,u.n ""7 . V 1,01 ' ...nrrlinl uirru. nous vras ettonntd un. T t uiruu llllKini' to lilm flvn in md felt unfit for wnrir. T OwnDoctor ioua may menoea tho uo or S. 8. B. on the raeora. mondfttitm of friend, and in a abort tlnio It oured m nound and wall. Itnut xny blood la (rood condition and X haYi iiau tun iiKiiteac return of th Blnotttuattlmn. QUO. 11. rtATfTf. , 27o. COO Edgar St. Xvauavlllo. Ind. WPcu 7" fl. this c . Miim ni .. llffthetVt!.colmnt. ti. tr.1V 1 UU ' . ' TIAVAP III t if the trouble is not checked the lungs become diseased from. ii-mMflbranes u" -- t. - r "w""'1- Uiir..7iU-e the annoyinnrnymptoms lor a time, but the poison is '"r? .tl- - .(.ntliritl1 llnl.l ntl tlll nvnlpttl ffltlll ill... nrn. 1fr- manifest itself in worse form than before. S. S. S. is the greatest of "..- .r1ti It 1int pImnamI tlmMnnrl. lli?nTiiit- rir.li clrn... pannersi -,,,,..-, i,.niii,r..i ..t-n .t.- .ti . lu a . . i. . .. . . . i : . . . i . .. .. i .. Then lll6 inuaaiCU juciuiiuuvo nuw hobhvo tuviu vu jicui, ihc uia the system is strengthened, every one of the annoying and disgusting symp toms pass away, and the patient is left in perfect health. S. S. S. is the best remedy for Catarrh. It goes right into the blood and removes ail effete matter nnd catarrhal poison and cures the dis- .....ii nnr1 ntthesamc time builds ur the entire fivsteni liv its fitm anriiiii. . . . . . : J ika.u w ., . . - ft . .. t- ..... . ... . i ... j. . m riinm(? fine; mi L.iiL.11111. V..L Liu 1 ii hiiiiii.t.h wii Tin.i rtnr IfTIUilUt - " - . - - - ... ' - wu. i.! i.nirtiTienr nciniiii in auvisincr local trfaitnciir m ii uetvi 5,8.8. wt swift ar&uit-iu co., Atlanta, ga ......4... ..... . " " . luuiuH ueroro no said I was an Idiot." "Why U10 delay?" Judgo. . Very Oulckj First UuBsinn You mo Hgnt was quickly over? Sec- bit cough mediclno Jn the world for all in. R lnnK troublc.w- Eu C 8TDAET, one cannot afford the full course four years, or if the boy is not sum- clently well educated to take this course, givo him tho shorter one of two years, or, better than nothing, let him tako tho short winter course of from ten to twelvo weeks and study ntui ifnuUi,...v ... ' . - . . "."v. in wincu no is : 11 was nniHiiea Do- interested. You will find that his in. W y Jat'kPy Ilo-.tprest in the work win be enough manofTopolotowsky. grcatcr to wnrrant the cxpe8e. True! u,u oy vy. cert, r wnnf mnm no may not loam n cmnf .ir.ni i mm Pnyj I'm only getting "four" a week, s"rt course, but It will be enough to , a3 hpm0nrh wli!?Jnoi nnd give my mother all I earn. Pro! open his eyes to the possibilities, and Hl"8 at bodt,me' Ju8t ono I'Mcior v nnt uo you do with the oth- uo mil no placed on the right track cr thrco and a half ? Puck. 1 to study and work by himself. Talk Wllllo Papa, If 1 was twins would to tuo boy nbout it( nnd wrlto to the you buy tho other boy a banana, too? n6r,cu,tural college of your State for Papa Certainly, niv son. Willi detailed Information. wen, pnpn, you surely ain't going to If he tells you to take Ayer's Cherry Pectoral for your severe cough or bronchial trouble, then take It. If he has I anytnmg better, then take that. But we know what he will say; for doctors have used this cough medicine over 60 years. . "I "el Ayer'i Cherrr Tectoral for nra coldi, bad couzht, and Inflnenza. It ba done mo (treat pood, and I believe It If tb Idl Made by J. O.Ayet Co.. Lowell, llwi. JM AUo sianufiratarert of I ym . . SARSAPACI1XA. 11 . CBSI? WHIRt ML US! f All$.. UH 'rules (load. druitKl.M. iMlidllMaLatt.Jaaa ALBKnTA RAILWAY 1.AND3 DIHECT yilOMTlIB COMPANY j I'lllCK 18 PKK AOIlKi 60CKNT8 AN AUIIKCAHH PAY MBWTv HALANCJB IN NINK KQUAI, A N N t;AI. I NHTA LI.M RNTH. AI.I1KHTA It AII.WAY CO., m JIOUAWK I1LK., HPOKANK, WAH1I. ijers PILLS. HAIR VI00R. Ss . .. iiroPTAD L7 r v u i" n I . ....... bU I H.r Mlitrable r.ncV. LtSaamer Girl-Did you hear ilii mlsewble luck l uaa yester- 1 Eaamcr Girl No; what was ( Eommer Girl While in bath- Icurtjcued we from drowning. I Summer Girl Why, I'd call I lack. iimmtt Girl Dut tho man In i Is married. (ANTED No lluben' Work. Mrs. Al de Mustahd And have you any paintings by Hubons? Mrs. Justin de Hunch .Mercy, no! All our pictures aro by the best ar tists. Mrs, A. Uo M. But Rubens Mrs. J. do B. Don't tell me. I nev er saw a rubo yet that could paint Cleveland Leader. European Breakfasts. Mark Twain, in speaking of tho typl cal European breakfasts, said: "Uo cheat mo out of another banana Just because I'm all In one piece? Judgo. Ilronco WII What did Tough Tomp kins die of? Grizzly Pete Wnll. tln Tho Nbrth Pole, It is ofion eaid that, when the North Polo is discovered, there will bo found a Scotchman doing business. The Hiehlanrinr nl ?m?ldn?rwT .f acUane,1flalr a' amongst the pioneers of tho American ? f ? 5 K , Ilr0"C0 I,m-Lun weat. His Herculean strength fitted trouble? Grizzly Pclc-No; ho was him for frontier life, and to his con-lynchod.-Judge. j etant use of "porridge" for breakfast is "I got a flno Job in de business col-! attributed his splendid physique. This loge." "Geo wot d'yer do?" "Do generation can be as brawny by eatine ttrmn' teacher hired me lo shako do table when de now pupils write, 'This Is a sample- of my handwriting before I began taking lessons.'" Exchange. Brilliant Billy: Bill had a bill- board. Bill also had a board bill. Tho board bill bored Bill, so that Bill sold two oill-hoard to pay his hoard bill. So Pillsbury'sVitos. Cause and Effect. Mrs. Caller I see your husband Is smoking again. I thought he had given It up. Mrs. Shopper So he did; but I found such a lovely smoking Jacket at bargain Tiie Goiutne TOWER'5 POMMEL SLICKER HAS BEEN ADVERTISED AND SOLD FOR A QUARTER OF A CENIUBY. LIKE ALL iSSiWATMOF 1S CLOTHING. it is made of the but materials, in black orellow, fully guaranteed, and sold by reliable dealers ererjwhere. STICK TO THE SIGN OF THE FISH. TOWER CANADIAN CO. ttait.d. luiun IU, LAN. A J.TOWIR CO. BOSTON, fUSJ.UlJL !ioM,500 to 2,000 ocrcs of pasture in tho Willamette valley, within iace oi'the railroad. Must bo Me In price, Midi watered unil ukLinn. Lane, hen ton or Pol it It. Addrert, with full imrtlculnrs, ,(. no aiarquam niug., 1'ort- fflsoa. ToBeGlvenfor i,ooo piable Information ifjre One Dollar for a Postal rit the first reliable news of WtttO tell 1 horizontal Mm pleat styles, within our range E- w coo not wnt inquiries it eforverUc!, tracUon or gas TEAS l"inAND BOILERS "I" Blltr i and n,Vm..ur. M Uii.tS,!,,.!!,, tbi world. ... US ENGINR wnnvc Ll. ""inilArUl.ia ESuTfcDs.. Vr.UrTnUIWI... ; 1.000,009 u.r. borad Bill. Useless Kxpense: Lawyer Now, seo hero; before I take your case, I waut to know If you're guilty Prls ouer Am I guilty? D'yer supposo I'd be fool enough ter biro the most ex pensive lawyer in tho town if I wuz lnnercent? "Do you know," said a Sunday school teacher addressing a new pupil you know what I'll do? 111 nail a iln U1" mraut class, "that you have a piece of cuttle-flsh bone to tho cbim- oul?" "Course I do," replied tho llt- jioy, and every morning I'll hop upon.t'o fellow, placing his hand over his . i. . . . . i ... . .. ... 'i ... .I ..... ... n hnrrrsln arnln (hot )m 4n. i..i ntn Illll ,.. i.. ...it t . ... " "c ual- i( " Jinuunru uj pay 1113 commence again. uuuiu um, uio ooara U no loniror tho mantel and tako a pick at it with a tin bill. It will be just as filling and much cheaper than a European breakfast " It is evident that Mr. Clemens pre fers tho typical American breakfast dish of rillsbury'fl Vitos with good cream and sugar. ICconomlcal Thonjrht. "Ob, Georgel" said Mrs. Youngman, "my canary bird'a dead." "Yes?" replied her husband. "1'ou'ro ! not grieving much." I "No; you see, I can havo it stuffed j for my hat next fall, and then the rest of Uio hat won't cost you so much." Philadelphia Press. I i . . I For bronchial trouwri try rio's Care for Conitiniptlon. It is n good cough wBuiuuic, At uriiKKiMi", price -jui cents. Tho Innrltntila ComparUnn. The son of tho old counterfeiter gazed critically at the bogus coins that th hopeful young apprentice spread before him. . Thon he shook his grlxrled head. "These aro not as good as the dollars that father used to make," ho slowly iald. Cleveland Plain Dealer. CITQ l'ermnntljr Cured. Nontaor nerrouinejs fl 10 Afterflratday'euaeoflJr.Kllne'iUreatNerve J e.ilprrr. Hend forFr8 trial bottlendtrll, Vt.lL 11. Kline, I4tl.. Wl Arcb UU, 1'bllftdelpMa, l'n. Empty. Dummclgh What about this canteen problem? Brisque Oh, thero's nothing in It!" Cleveland Plain Dealer. LU t r !0fChas.ira.W Bought has borno tho lKna- ""PervlHion f""ll m,lt?..3AnlcrA"? w.TiT.i . you in iri " Allow no one LYWU.ia.ii" tlountorfoltsi. Tmltul nn u BiKl .a of Chidren E?PorlmentH, unci endRiigor tiie la. ""u'l .What Siopf iSfefto for Cwtor OH, ?ar?r -l!xporlonce against Experiment. IS CASTOR I A 1IS W its KUarttiitnr It is IMcftBant. It Uno nor other Nurcotio lu??8 overlslmAiu "artt"too. It destroys Worms ,riin i- . ""..HiiiiLOB Liin unnii. rnfrinnrnii t. on tho & Kjving Lo ,lthy ami naWal deep. m to Always Bought A ma Bears NlftnatiiKA A "! use Por Ove 30 Years. heart, "I can feel it Uck." Moberly (Mo.) Monitor. Tho Indian Bureau: "I've been raillii'," Bald Pat, "a good dalo In tho papers about a bureau for the Indians. Now, I don't believe In their havln' a bureau. I can't afford to havo n bu reau mcsllfl I knpo me papers in a box under the bed." Parson Of course you aro not afraid to die, Brother Jones. Your good wife, who went before, will meet you at the pearly gates, you know. Sick Man Yes; and a peach of a lime I'll havo explaining to her all I've done for tho past ten years! Judge. Another Heartless Monopolist: Mrs. Gabble No, indeed, I don't have that woman doctor any more. i.rs. Query Why, 1 thought you liked her. Mrs. Gabble Oh, she got to bo hateful. Sho used to keep tho thermometer in my mouth nearly all tho time, so thnt I couldn't say a word, while she raonop olized tho conversation. A Lively Animal: Ho was a good- natured German, nnd his face fairly beamed as ho walked Into a drug store. Tho first tiling that caught his attention was an electric fan buzzing Imsllv on the soda counter. Ho looked at It with great Interest, and Uien turned to tho clerk. "Py golly!" ho said, smilingly, 'Mat's a litly squirrel vot you got In dare, ain't id?" Lijipln cott's Mngazine. Roflned Pork: Harold was playing "keen store" nnd hnd provailed upon his crandmothcr to become ono of his natrons. When she appeared In tho rolo of customer ho said: "Havo some nlco vegetables or fruit or meat? Hero is some extra nlco boiled ham. uavo some?" "No, thank you," sho said, V'I ,in'i- nun iinin." "Oh. but I think vou'd llko this, ma'am. It is hardly a bit hammy." Llppincottls, a xfomorv for Dntos: A school teacher was trying to impress upon n nhnliir'a mind that Columbus dlscov- nrnd Amoiicn in H92. "Now, John," ho said, "I will toll you tho dato In rhyme, so tnat you won't forgot It 'In fourtoon hundred and nlnoty-two Co lumbus sailed tho ocean blue,' Now. can you remombor that, John " "Yes," replied John. "Next day tho tcachor said, "John, when did Columbus dis cover America?" "In fourteen hundred and nlnoty-thrco Columbus sailed the dark-bluo Ben." Improving tho Opportunity: "Hero, my good man," sho said ono day last week to a man who had begged nlms of hor, "hero Is n three-penny pleco, and please, to understand that I do not glvo tills bocuuso I hope to bo reward ed for my chnrlty somo day, but be cause it gives mo plea suro to do so." Tho burly beggar looked dubiously at tho tiny silver colu. "Look 'ero, mum," ho said, "in this 'oro wickcu worm we don't ofton got tho chnnco to enjoy ourselves. Why not mnuo it n sniiuu' and avo a real good tlmo7" Of course, It's tuo proper thing for a man to havo a bnckbono, but he should romombqr thnt it is Jointed. Beware of Ointments lor Catarrh that Contain Mercury umorcnrr will surelr deatrov tho HATHA nf mell and completely dorango tho whole sy toin when entering It through the mucous urfftces. Such articles should never be used excepton prescriptions from reputable phy sician, as the damagu they will do Is tenfold to the good you can possibly derlvefrom them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by V. i. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O., contains nomercury, ami Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buyintr Hall's Catarrh Cure bo sure you get tho genuine. It Is taken Internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio, by Y. J. Choney fc Co. Testi monials free. Bold by Urugslsts, price 75c. per bottle. hall's Family rills are the best. Professional Advice. The new doctor had been called In to sec a lady with a swollen Jaw. "Does it hurt you to talk?" asked the pill dispenser. "Yes," she replied. "Then don't," said the M. D. "Two dollars, please." Chicago Dally News. Mothers vrlll find Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Byrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. Btnlc. Stubb There goes Miss Flasher. Says she is Just back from Newport and her complexion is as brown as a nut. Penn Yes, a chestnut. Height of Sea Waves. Careful experiments made by a noted English navigator along the north coast of Spain show that waves fre quently attain a height of 42 feet, which is nothing comparedvto the rise of Pillsbury's Vitos in the estimation of people who like good, pure, common sense wheat food. You will like it. Ask for it at your grocer's. Methods of tlio Magnates. Reporter And why do you carry a Waterbury watch? Rockysagc To wind when I've noth ing else to to do. Reporter What do you gain by that? Rockysage I save time. Cleveland Leader. A New Organ $46 Delivered to anv Rnll- road Station or Doat Landing In Oregon To Break In New Shoes. Always shake In Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. Cures corns. Ingrowing nails and bunions. At all druggists and shoe stores, 2Sc- Don't accept anv substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Addres Allen S. Qlmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. Here Is a picture of one of the most perfectly finished organs now manufactured. -It Is th Pacific Queen, made especialtr for Kllcrs Plane House. Choice of fancy walnut or (.elected oakca'es. Fine, very large beveled plate mir ror, perfectly finished; an ornament to any mansion. Numerous new and valuable Improvement are embodied in this organ, making it at once, one of the best and most durable organs man ufactured in the United States. i ullt with special regard to Pacific Coast climate. Jiesides the regular reed tone, this instru ment also has several octaves of the regular pipe effects, to be found in no other make. Special Introductory offer. To Introduce this Organ we are making mork exceptional concessions in our prices and. terms and will deliver aperfect and fully guar antetd Organ freight paid, to'any railrtad sta tion or boat landing In the state of Oregon for 116, on payment of ;S down and SI a month. The fancier styles- S.'2, $56, etc., on same terms. write us today, as this oner is limited oi the first 100 Instruments. only t In After Yean.. Wlfe But during our courtship you never objected to my talking. liusuanu or course not. Being j i 8Uou(1 Bay 80j Whyi he talked to Is one tiling and being talked to lick any one In the hotel who at Is quite another. agreed with him on the subject." Peaceful. "Bobbins was tickled to death over the outcome of the Portsmouth confer ence. He is a radical advocate of uni versal peace." "That so?" PORTLAND. OREGON Largest, Leading and Most Responsible West ern ueaiers. Washington street, corner Park, Portland Oregon. Sprague ave. and Post st., Spokane, Wash. 514 Market street, San Francisco, Cal. P.H.U. No. 481903 offered dis- WHEN writing? to advertisers ploaec mention tblg paper. nrr I!'-.;.-.?.7. ii'--' UK li'l. ..InsVfiJ, V- ira 11 y-,,vyi)ttr''ii'''avn-Ab HaiiMiliiraAi,1 TheWinning Stroke If more tlian ordinary skill in playing brings the honors of the game to the winning player, so exceptional merit in a remedy ensures the commendation of the well informed, and as a reason able amount of outdoor life and recreation is conducive to the health and strength, so does a perfect laxative tend to one's improvement in cases of constipation, biliousness, headaches, etc. It is all-important, however, in selecting a laxative, to choose one ot known quality and excellence, like the ever pleas ant Syrup of Figy, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., a laxative which sweetens and cleanses the system effect ually, when a laxative is needed, without any unpleasant after effects, as it acts naturally and gently on the internal organs, simply assisting nature when nature needs assistance, without griping, irritating, or debilitating the internal organs in any way, as it contains nothing of an objectionable or injurious nature. As the plants which are combined with the figs in the manu facture of Syrup of Figs are known to physicians to act most beneficially upon the system, the remedy has met with their general approval as a family laxative, a fact well worth con sidering in making purchases. It Is because of the fact that SYRDP F FIGS is a remedy of known quality and excellence, and approved by physicians that has led to its use by so many millions of well Informed people, who would not use any remedy of uncertain quality or inferior reputation. Every family should have a bottle of the genuine on hand at all times, to use when a laxative remedy Is required. Please to remember that the genuine Syrup of Figs is for sale In bottles of one size only, by all reputable druggists and that full name of th company California Fig Syrup Co., is plainly printed on uio iron oi every paciiage. regular price, 50c per bottle, l,rv::v-' YT.'Ot It'' "K.&m im, A-.f:"J::.-3 Fit ...Vvs-Vl ywiTrfvmvrm"i'rir,ii-Y"ir .v.... ""IWJyrTJl ,S3 11 ... . -a -is V -A.' ,1 ... . I..- ?FORNIAEtG 3YBUP jpm 'i NWVHHITV It's up to somo egoUata to cousult iib "I" doctor. 1