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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Nov. 9, 1905)
mAmmj I GALLANT MAJOR SEYMOUR, Kfll THE BLOOD A PUHi -r i m . . .......mciutntor the War of the revolution. After General Hunrovnn im.i A UOrca m ttminrnl i.,. . ' 8. ft, (of the blood' hM ffrown to be know, conducted to lios on, w henco 1 derWooopj"tf nd forccs out all poison and morbid matter, 11 Sej .fJSui system by Its Cue tonic effect. During the win. I was Buffering from impure blood and a general Wrr:.taral avc- lIi waste have .down condition of the system, jl bad noap 9 i ll and WCa a,lu PCIHC, nna lunuig ueou, hiiu an ail-gone ureu icei uu . jeoui tj.cjr run fagtbat inane me miserauie. i began W F'. 4.7-wn Blue- S. S. 8. ami my moou was restored to tfc.NTrr amount mal, healthy Mnaiuon. My appetite , uiai lueu iceilllg" the vaeof d j nte mat- mcreaseu m weigm and waste mi" , Bajn myself, I Jllyv " Mj t,een at)- Pnr. Barthmau anil W.M.. -HiSftwcather the blood Is aroused and stirred to quicker 5Pr?5 effort to throw off these acids and poisons the skin suf M 10 leg blotches, rashes and eruptions break out and con- ? Mood is cleansed ana maac pure. a. a. a. ib tuc mcni remedy nnui . - i ltinnri ni nil imnuniir!. tti nirna ir fiii am.i Sikin troubles pass away. Rheumatism, Catarrh, Chronic i tilers Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison and all other diseases inu -:' ,j hv s. S. a. Jiooic on tuc oioou anu any advice d I Hood are ,. .,, r!tnr! jnaiira ffitcharge. jy SWIT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GAs m. aniinr Kind. ir linn"" ? Furlbert, wbo has been . f ,l. vfn.lnnnl Hod CrOM dfcdwiw r; . n n leas. lfwl. . ,,t, Miftn ai!T fuiala Europe, i ia TOluniccr. tfiril0, llP '"" " " .i..v "in rpflce nun "Sp.nlcd.Uie IlriUsh volun '! n.nm where, encouraced fL right of mnjr Belgian com-. piled. . Clrcumatnntl allSrldenoe felt, tho rido from Saratoga to Boaton must navo been a Jiard Journey for i, vun unyB ana nigutn niloJ with umcr recollections nnd regrete. Hut ho was escorted with all tho its nor- I T ,uo'u,L every courtcay wa rtti,,1 T D" iu "lin. UCncral Gulp nni lilu . ' mk n rf .rHJ. M ai ieit anu r u UHl,cKicn, aim liurKoyno vub ircnicu an nttio Ilko a prlaoner na was consistent with tho situation. Ho naa a good horse to ride, and, wher uvur mo iiuio company of oinccrs Hioppca for tho nlffjit. ho tho most comfortahlo room and tho ucsc or ovcrythlng that tho house couiu afford. naturally General Burgoyne waa gratoful for thla consideration, and prouauiy when ho sailed from Boston no carried with him most pleasant memories or tho men who had been iii Kuarus anu yet friends. Chief among theso was iwlth bemedalcd breasts, some of ,'BrftoM were '"lu " ""I" j to U closely inspecmu. . dtr Blr John spotted a man on th9 SltODUllCU nun vy mu , ti h!i medals, no was evl- r JSittrred by Sir John's notice, j nM out bis cbest quite no. Mi. m wo to bsro seen consider- IkierTlce," observed tho knlgut. "in tfnn bare you been engaged" lleii joo, 1'tc Jierer been in a 'returned the resplendent mem. rftbe citizen army, "ily father I were swarded theso medals at stall ihovrs for a special breed , (or wblcb we are famous." At . Uwj. ai-ncr til. .ubjoot ot Zlo teyZm .-"" "'i uiio mwycr, anys me CW X0 Wnnliltirtnt. aii.....i. l ... .. .T" : . o-v..., ..imuusii Ul lliu UH10 Ol ueneral Burgoyno's Hurrcnder ho was not much more than ji boy. ho was al ready known as a brave and gallant soiuier as well as an accomplished genuoman. in the rotunda of tho Capitol at Washington you will-see the picture by Trumbull, one of the carjy American painters, of "The Surrender rt tin It t.. 1 1 . 1 ia a "With whom?" pursued her mother. TAa,7' ," u'8 1 1CU ro l"cr ,fl "N'o one. mamma." aald th. vnnn, 'U8t. ouo re on horseback, and that . , '--is tuo young Major Seymour. cd. Tribune, said that the best Illustration of circumstantial evidence an proof was In a story he bad recently heard. A young and pretty girl had been out walking. On her return her moth er said: "Whero have you been, my dear?" "Only walking In the park," oho re- girl. "No ono?" her mother repeated. "No one," was tho reply. "Then," said tho older lady, "ex plain how It Is that you have como homo with a walking-stick when you started with an umbrella." Tt Bretk la New Shoes. utile In JWIea's Foot-Ewe, a powder. it, ifMUCf, acning, imucn ivci. av,l LlDrrowlnrnlli nd l.unlom. At 'e.a' tfiiiindiboeitorti.Z.V Don't rcopt A Leap Year Hint. "Do you know, Miss Clara," said young Singleton, the other evening, "thut your face reminds me of a perfect mir ror?". "Does it?" atlj queried. "And why, pray?" "Because," he answered, "It reflect nothing but the truth." "Obi" she exclaimed, in a tone that savored of disappointment, "I thought the answer would be altogether different." What did you expect me to say?" he 'I llo It was who was given special chargo of Gen, Burgoyne, and who brought him safely to Boston. On tho road there wero plenty of people to fitaro and Jeer at tho defeated general, and ho was saved from many an In sult only by tho watchfulness and enro of his young escort. Some time bcfor there hnd been a rumor doubt less a false ono that Burgoyne had said, In Jest or earnest, that ho would glvo rewards for all scalps of Yankees brought to him, which remnrk hnd greatly Infuriated tho pooplo who heard of IL So, as ho was riding along through tho country, on old woman rushed out of a wnysldo house, and, Blinking her flst In the air, shouted toward him, angrily: "Now, now, now! What will you glvo for our scalps itow?" Beforo Gen. Burgoyne could reply, What JoyThey Bring jo Every Home as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play when in health and how conducive td health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor lite they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and u wj1?1650016 dlet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature and if at any time a remedial agent is required, to assist' nature, only those of known excellence should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general favor in many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use. Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, be cause they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained, by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most benefici ally and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret rem edy and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication. Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup of Figs always has the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not accept it. If you fail to get the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects. every familv should alwavs have a brittle fin hand ac if lo ormollxr Vwanofiriiil J. 3 x1 J t ... J . - iui me paieius ana me cnnaren, wnenever a laxative remedy is required. 9 thought." continued the blushing att.Firap!imillelKnEK. Addren maid, "that it waa because every tlme'fnln uZ'S ,7 .If ltotod.L.WN.Y. lyou looked In mr face rou aaw yourM"Jr Bcmoar drftW P his stately you '00liea n mr you aaw our nt?tirn. nmi with tim mna own." And tho next morning she announced her engagement at the breakfast table. life Excuse. flWub, iqulrcl" chuckled III Spry, irlfitte wag and cut-up, upon en- Kfrinj the old codger next morn- (ifter the date of tho appearance ereiteit stioiv on earth. "Ketch tin a yarn! Told mo yo was goln' nil boy to tbo circus and I scon t smack up ou the tin-ton beat Jrbt, without a single sign of a rwajer The Vital Qnoatlon. The teacher of tho class In history young figure, nnd, with the greatest dignity, faced tho excited speaker. "Go Into your house, mndaml" ho An She la Spoken. "Are you going to take that little trip with mo I spoke about last week?" "I haven't thought about it" "Well, think of It this week, will you?" "Yes, if I think about It, 111 think about It" By tho way, I saw you on the promptly ordered. Then, with n quick street the other day and you never command to his men, the little caval cado rodo on, leaving tho old woman "Via In my second child tplnmje!" ruck. H Wwld'i stock of Gold. amount of gold In Europo when &a waa discovered u Mo tare eicceded ? 225,000,000. I n 'M Jra until 1800 tho world's io la estimated at $0,000,000, H ot which was added to the W7. including tho est! wan describing to the children tho .in dumb astonishment, opening of aomo of the ancient tombs Beforo rnJor Seymour nnd his prls In Egypt, and enumerating several cf oner pnrted company nt Boston, Gen. the interesting antiquities therein dls- j Burgoyne presented him, as a mark of covered. appreciation of his kindness nnd "To Bhow you how wonderfully 1 courtesy, with tho trappings of his Theso wero carefully treasured for several In nm m 1m 1 .1 . .. . Il.rtnn rniirfl Tint nt I n U f nrlinn Ilia tinr.AOT is f v UL'V'U M1UU t IUU1 Vi. uysj(-"' n"f f v...., iivijiii.ui.ij irui - thousand years old, and yet in that.focd these valued trappings to use ;ar or nonoy was a nca, in perrect Hi, boy I used to be years n,nny ' thos things have been pre- horse. Theso wero carofullj lajor returned tho veteran 8crvcd." l,o said, "I may mention that Major Seymour's family .... ' la. .1 it.. .1.1 a. - M At. a 1. . es M T) tl f n f 1 r hiIiam 1. noticed me." "I never noticed you." Fuck. TITQ rennnnUy Curfd. No nu or nervousness ll 10 alcrfiratday'iuseofDr.KJIne'aUreatNerre Jteslorrr. 8nd for Free 2 trial bottteand treatise. Dr. It. H. Kline, Ltd.. S31 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. Word to the Wiae. After a swing around the clrcl the happy couple had settled down in a cozy flat preservation.' "Was It alive?" asked one of 'ho little girls, with a breathless Interest not entirely unmixed with alarm. Not that Kind of Bird. Moat travelers who have gone Into on muster days, and unfortunately thero Is nothing left of them now. But there exists another relic of thlj trip of Burgoyne. They chnnccd to stop one night nt tho old town of Ilnd ley. Here, dqslrlng to show his thank? for the hospitality offered him, Bur- goyno uttered a wish that his sword m 'm Tr , i C".K th8 waWaecs of tue Fnr Wc8t havo should be given to his host, which was ui...,neary '.OW.000,000 brought back clear remembrances of ' nceordlnclv done. Strnnco to snv. tho wen mined almost a the voices of tho sure-footed llttlo nack- I. ttt1I-A .ullll. ... 4I. n,l. ..... bride placed a large revolver by the side of her plate. "W-why, my dear," stammered the astonished husband, "w-what does that mean?" . "It means, George," replied her brldclets, "that we have biscuits of my own construction for breakfast and thut no adverse criticism will be tolerated." A Handy Maid. Never kick nor scream at a horse, noa Mrs. De Vere Professor, I'm afraid Jerk the bit In his mouth, my waltzing Is not perfect Do ?ou think I ought to take a' few more les sons? The Dancing Master Will madame be so kind as to show me how 'she executes ze movements? Mrs. De Vere (to her; maid) Marie, show the professor how I waltz. De troit Tribune. Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnilow's Boothlne .V. A I. . . ... .... ojui uio witniiucur tousoior luoir cnnaren uunog me lecuung period. He'd So the Rear. "Darling," queried the young man with the noisy tie, "do you love me well enough to dwell in a furnished room and live on bread and water aft er we are married?" "Y-yes, I think so," she replied. "And, say, dearest," ho continued, "Is your er-salary as typewriter large enough to enable you to furnish the room and the bread? $100 Reward, $100. For concha arid colds there la- no better medicine than Piso's Care for Consump tion. Price 25 cents. Most of the farms In Denmark are from 5 to 25 acres, and are owned by tho peasantry. About half of the land is In oats, hay, pasture and root cops for the horses, milch cows and sheep. In proportion to her size, Denmark has The readers of this racer will bo Dleased to more cattle than anr nth learn that there 1b at least one dreaded disease I7... that science has been able to euro in all Its v . . K . . . . nnr1 11.11'. '..-..Vl HwHB Cure is the only positive cure known to the edlcal fraternity. Catarrh bointr a constitu tional dlsoase, requires a constitutional treat- WMLCfrt . i ' n ll)0-. always so well known to those who'nmonir blankets which had lontr Iain me?u JJaU'aCatarrhCureistaWenlnternaiiy, Monor1Wri.U " hava a,Wfly ,Ived Ea8t- 80 u hnp-'uniwcl. Of course It was Immediate- ErE&7& UfffiM" wor'u pouea timt a uaeJ riiDCC tafucoc in ntr m Is uiiii n manMA i.ii . a . .a Bithsun ,i Juullur " acni to uer guests recently, causcu no rti-...V?.0 or 1,10 Iresent your little confusion when alio said: n mi a1 liaf n 11 mt n n vt uli mna a i fnn n.l Rtlnn nf tYiiA dlnAfttiA. Rtifi trlvlntr thn TiJL moner cold in ibot " Y..? . . " """""" iy urougui out nnu iiispinyeu m a pinco ,aTf.t Wj four n,i 1 .Bp "rouucing a young uenver music stu-; of honor. And not long ago, when and assisting nature in doinVits work. The i estimate t..r . . . ' r Mlkiia . ,' l,tw"i bo almost I "And now, ladles, Miss' Converse, rupee UlUCIir .11 ...c ..ll J Best Cough bjrup. Tastes Good, bao in time, boia or aruagiits. aW-cr 1 i l i-H SM aV aV A IaWWkslraW Mm Ll-aU30k2 ALE tOr?EJ?:p BY ALL THE, m& 1 EST DEALERS riP I A.J. TOWER CO, ESTABLISHED 1836 I - BO&TON KLYf TOuK. CHICAGO TOWlg CAJOStAX CO.UsKtH.TOROKTO.aN. J Olp this out, return to as with the names and addresses of yourself and two of your friends, and the date when you will probably a enter a business college, and we will credit you with IS.0O on our S65.0O scholarship. Our school offers exceptional advantages to students of Business, Shorthand, English, etc Best Instruction Lowest Tuition wiik foa CATAioeuf 10 irs mi THE MULTNOMAH : BUSINESS INSTITUTE M. A. ALBIN, PRCS. I as sixth sr. PORTLAND, ORE. P. N. U, No. 44-1905 t In nine ea9 f D0arl7 C0 our 1,11,8 ncky MountRln canary, will "- I Blni, fAi tin " I Rn..n(nrn n nalnUmHn,-. proprietors h&VO SO inUCh faith In ItS CUratiVO Sa'.atoga a celebration powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars er of Burgoyne, thU (or any case that it falls to cure. Send for list WHEN wrltlnfir to advertisers pleaso mention this paper. t 14 nil V... -"'HWelBsssVaalissssVSnsaHBHalaH Wrac.uu SlUVO A wnva l..i. t... , , --'inline! Tr . . . ... m j.i.tb uiii-iiri ...iti H.iriiMa Ptfunnnl A' ICtOlint. a.l 1. . .1 , v"i HUnfrvti,i.. ; T uuuu uimiu uuuvr uib Welvo Ynu t ? li,I.or 30 ycara. Allow no ono i.: PC .ll..l ---V .Villi 111 -1.I . M CfffH-Sobd i f; imltfttions and m or Chlhifn.. ".""fi'oraraonwj, ana ciuiaiitror uie XpcrIo,1C6 KRlnst Exporlincnt. .-What is CASTHRIA ;a,.?'V? fffe.?A"L'? r C..tor Oil, Po- tfT'u ni (i, v:":"",r o.vnins. ic ih a'iojihiiiii;. ic SWnco. t "l!'wn, MofnlUno nor other Nnrcotlo iWTtt VwvXhLli tv"r"tco. It destroys Worms SVKK It, euro Dlnrrhooa and Wind Sltuin,,"!,08 Aotli ntr . Troubles, cures Ooiistlnation turonry !),, ."ii.jiy null, jiuiiirui, muvi XT' i Vw lucc,v-Tuo Mother's Friend. iou HaYe Always Bought -oar tut Slgnatura U8ft Cm r. s h,6 : v wvor ou year. there was at of the surrender sword wns proudly carried in tho pro cession by the ady to whoso great grandfather It lind been given by di rection of tho general himself. St Nicholas. Pitched frownr. In tho courso of her first call upon ono of her husband's parishioners young Mrs. Gray spoko feelingly of his noble, generous spirit, "Us Is ns nearly nn altruist as man may bo," sho said proudly and affec tionately. "Is ho an nltrulst?" aaid her host ess, with mild surprlso. "I thought from tho tono of his voice that ho probably was a bass," When the Train Starts. Sweltering stranger (at Cactus Crossing) When on earth docs tho next train loavo this sun-baked, heaven-forsaken region? Ilkall Ike Waal, stranger, wo hns each got a right to his opinion on thot Biibjck, but them thot knows declnrs It hikes out Jest after tho onjlno. Now' York Times. Ominous.. "Mr. Weolu&y and Miss Strong nro actually to bo married, eh " "Yes, uuless hu gets scaroa ana backs out. It makes him nervous ovcry time sho mentions tho 'trous seau' sbo's going to wear. Sho pro nounces it so much llko 'trousers.'" I, .I,, i. Thoy speak of it as "life's fitful fovor." but most of us havo such halr- rnlslng experiences thut it is moro llko chlllB. I of testimonials. Address. F. Bold bv drucrtrlsts. 76c. Uall's family Pills are the best. Didn't Like the Sample. A Harvey county (Kansas) widower took his second wife home and intro duced her to the children by saying: "This Is your new mamma." They looked at her critically and the youngest blurted out: "Is that the best you could do, papa ?" New York Tribune. The Jar of Coughing DR. W. A. WISE We do crown and br'dgework without pain. Our IS yean' exp-Tlenco In plate work en ablea us to fit your mouth comfortably. Dr. W. A, Ise has found a safe way to extract teeth absolutely without polo. Dr. T. 1. Wise Is an expert at cold tilling and crown and brldgeworlc. Kxtractlns frw whu plates or bridges are ordered. WISE BROS. DENTISTS Fusing Did?., Third and Washington Bta. Open evenings till 9 o clock. Sundays from 9 to l Or Main am DR. T."VWISC Hammer blows, steadily ap plied, break the hardest rock. Coughing, day after day, jars and tears the throat and lungs until the healthy tissues give way. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral stops the coughing, and heals the torn membranes. "I always Vsep Ayer's Cherry rectoral In tho liouie. It (rives perfect relief whenever any of ut have couahi or hard cold.. 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