UTrurttv Pectoris ccr
enoughs, colds,
m on ""P' Ani
fKrcnghcnswcak
ifld calc ,une8,
feXnomlstakc about
K&,H8t,rr Anod
tSSdocwrwIll say so.
U J I ItAB. lilt MAM
4
.LowUa
!Siirwitny;'?
a A..atlan.
A Iltra
Y,.u-.i wish lome adrlce.
. ' .....I ntr. mr dear. What
TiOJ-v""""" '
If""1
y.ld-Shall I mnrrr a roan
. ... th. oDBOito of mine,
with blm? or (ball I marry
: ostts are tne am
'ttlTed tibial
Search for Paul JoneV Body.
olth coming noma or u t
FtolJoDM, to real In the crypt
' v..l Academy, lie the
of General Horace Torter'i six
owt, Impeded by many ob
f,it at last, with over-
rwrch General Porter tolls lor
rftimilntha October Century.
'poa warning charge of our em-
IB ISTIS SHU "V
the old Undmarks which are
honored there aa rccalllnK the
tlitorlc Incidents in mo sojourn
jooee In that brilliant capital,
Dtral Porter, "I felt a. deep
aiamllUtlon as an American
afarMlUlDethat our Crat and
tadiutlng naval hero had been
h more thin a century in an un
til! forgotten grave and that no
al attempt bad aver been mauo
r hil remains and give them
It Kpaltnre in the land upon
thiitorrbt bad ihed so much
it
eethelllmtratloniof the article
Athowlng the (ace of the recovered
r, compared with the Hudon bust.
6b Ltndod Mm.
Pibi told m to ttll toh you
'I wei her any mora. II aaya
iisiroui bid.
l-Dnrrous maul What does
Hi aaya you'ra the sort of a
) will bior around a fin for
stm mirry her.
had
fAtlier "never to hurry Ills elders"
once be had asked for a thin? ha
should rest patiently, waiting their
convenience to get around to It I
Teddy In the evening climbed Into
bed without saying his usual prayer.
The Intimate connection between theae '
two events transpired a moment later,
when Teddy's mamma asked why the
prayers bad bcon neglected,
"I've asked God for free nights to
innko Teddy a good boy, an' If I ain't
It's 'cause God's been kep' busy
Aom'er'a clue. Pop says: 'Don't ever
hurry the boss;' an' I guess I ain't
ivgoin' to hurry God. IIo'II get round
to me Jes' as soon as he has time."
fCxplftlned.
There Is a well-known story told by
Dean Hamsay years ago of two old la
dles In Ills church.
"Was It no' a wonderful thing," said
one of thorn, "that the Drcetlsh wero
aye victorious over the French In bat
tlo?" "Not a bit," nnld the other, "dlnna
ye ken the Ilreatlsli say their prayers
before gaen Into battlo?"
"Aye," roturned the first, "but canna
the French say their prayers as wee!?"
Tho reply was: "Hoot, Jabbering
bodies, wha could understand them?"
Btatb or Ohio, Crrr or Tolxdo,
FKANK J. CHJCNKT Makes Oath that ti I.
senior partner of trie firm of V, i, chknrt A
Co., doing business In the City of Toledo, Court,
ty and Btnts aforesaid, and that said linn will
war the turn of ONK HUNOUKD dollars ,
each and errry cao of Catarrh that rannot be
eared by the ute of Hall's Catarrh Cvkk.
... rilArtJi J, UIIKNKY,
nnuiu w ircium bio sun BUDScntica in mr
presence, this 6th day of December, A. D..16M.
1 t ! rt 1. . rt n i
atAvl Notary Public.
Tdf (aged":iKM)in morn,!,, Yi I FO UNIFORM D.VORCE.
id received Instructions from hit iw -v T tf
Javoriteg
iititi-
To Brtak la New Shoes.
jiiiala Allto'i root-Eue, a powder.
hi, cid(, Kuinr, twoiion ieti.
wnwrawiaf nun and buoloni. At
ajwi tad i)io itorf i, 2.V, Don't acwpt
iHJtttt Cmn! m.H.1 vnvtr M,!....
lw,U Roy,If. Y.
Hall'i Catarrh Cure li taken fntarnaiiv. ni
acta dlrt'Ctlr on tho blood and mucoui lurfami
of the eyitcrn. Bond for tfitlmonlali, free.
r co., Toledo, o.
Bold by DrujuUti, 76c
Hall'f MBlfy i'JIU are the belt.
FAtnl Eqn&llty.
The drawbacks to social cqunllty
como out In domestic service, If they
appear at all.
A correspondent reports this conver
sation between an American lady liv
ing In Manila and ouo of her Filipino
servants:
"Itnmar," said she, "why Is It that
you worked so well for the Spaniards,
and did It for so little? They treated
you very bndly.and I treat you well.
They paid you only two pesotrti month,
and you ask tweufy-flve of zae. I
don't understand It."
"Ah, scnoru," said Ramar, "tho Span
lards were our superiors. You Amer
icans are our equals."
n VMr IV.? 11,11 ,0 11,0 ,,oor "".
n.r Wcatr,twa?rh0U,C rm trudg,n
i ,..n 01 ,eruty, and only a trifle
1, who nm amart and chipper, for all tin
yearn l're told, '
maarold"0tner wonn that's only hall
Ortr the hill
tn fhn nin, iaii.. r k
vuiii make u clear,
urer the hill to tho poorhouee It aeeraa no
horrid nueerl
i?.?.nr4M-"t?p r'Te uken at-tollln' to and fro,
. A M journey i never
tuvugui lO gO.
What li the tue of henpin' on me a pau'
. Pere ebame?
AS.1 or "W Am I blind or lame?
itout' ,upi"e' ,,or yet 10 awful
ut charity nn't D0 fftTor lf one
without.
' ready any
an' pay my
I am wlllln' and anzloui ai
day
To work for a decent Ilrln'
honeit war.
Vo" 1 tc.?.. e.rn aT Tlctuala, an more, too,
I'll be bound,
It anylftfjr le wlllin to hare me round.
Once I wan young an' handiome I wag,
upon my eool
Once my cheek wae roiee, my eyea a
. . black a coal:
Ana I can't remember, In
hearln' people any,
For any kind of a rcaion.
my
tbi
elr way.
them day,
that I waa
Frltadlr OrltioltM.
an," rtmirked Jaraibr.
"la
a
fin for inki. I once aaw a ;
m ytUow mike down there 77
tnd u bis round aa a wbiaky 1
H l don't doubt it." relolned
h "bet H'l douchnnta in taAea
I the whjkr h
'JSlP l'Uo' c,lre f Con.
."""wuenaanu colds. At
Price 25 centi.
Somewhat Dlffernnt.
It ll the nrlpo ,1...
FW th. lady ihopper.
OOlUri. miUm II II.. I
r -, , vllvu
)S.U M . .
Mid tk.
conoclentloua
i v., Fivmuij worm
Ulted the price."
(Bin IN. i. . ""
"vTi. .""Pfobably worth about
FITQ rermanvntlr Cured. riaflUorntrrouineM
fl Id nrnrttdr'ueofIJr.Kllii'(JrrtNrv
JUiiorrr. Hnd for I'rf S3 trial bottteana trraUM.
Vti K. II. Kline, Ltd., Ml ArchHL. I'lilladtlphta, l'a.
LaHghs t $5 Each.
"Insulting behavior" is a very elas
tic charge in Australia. It may cover
anything from pltch-and-tosa to man
slaughter. Its latest application comes
from Ucndlgo.
In that golden city, where the late
Marquis of Salisbury tried bis luck as
a digger, the authorities of a Meth
odist Church, decided to suppress Ju
venile giggling. They Introduced a po
liceman in plain clothes, and he de
tected a couple of small boys laugulug
during the evening service.
Tho boys wore brought Into court on
a charge of "Insulting behavior" and
fined h each. London Chronicle.
$75 PtRMANtNT eabuy end ripetuet paid
tillable men, ouiude of the city; j1oant work.
II, Itenker, rooms, ir,iHh t., fortlaud.
A Telllnjt Retetf.
A telling retort was made by a com
mercial traveler to an unkind remark
made by a young woman whom be bad
met at the house of a friend.
The young woman, of New England
origin, inquired the occupation of tite
young man.
"I am a commercial traveler," quiet
ly remarked the young man.
"Ah, Indeed!" she returned, In a very
patronizing manner. "Do you know
that in my part of the country com
mercial travelers are not recelred la
good society?"
"Nor are they here, madam," quiet
ly replied the young man, bowing po
lltely.
Taln't no use of boaetln', or talkln' orer
free,
But many a houio on home wa open then
to me!
Many a han'ome offer I had from likely
men.
And nobody erer hinted that I waa a bur-
aeu men.
And when to John I wa married, eure he
wae good and emart,
Knt be and all the neighbor would own I
dons in ruirf'
for Ufa wa all before me. an' I wa ronnir
an' atrnncr-
And I worked the beat that I rnnM in
tryln' to get along.
And tn we worked together! and life wa
hard, but gay,
With now and then a baby for to cheer n
01 our ui!
Till we had half a dozen, an' all crowe1
clen an' neat.
n went to chool, like other, an' had
enougn to eat.
Bo we worked for the childr'n, and raUed
Worked for 'em eummer an' winter, Jut
a we ought to've done:
Only perhap we humored 'em, which oine
goou ioii condemn.
Hut crery couple' chUd'rn a heap the
ueit to them.
Strange how much we think of our bleised
little onnl-
I'd bare died for my daughters, I'd hare
aiea ror my ion:
And Ood lie made that rule of lore; but
wh we're old and srar.
I re noticed It eometlmes eomebow fall
to work the other way.
Strange, another thing; when our boy an'
gin wa grown.
And when,ezceptln' Charier, they'd left
u there alone:
When John he nearer an' nearer come, an'
aearer seemea to ue,
Tne Ix) ru or lloeta lie come one day, an
took him away from me.
Still I wa bound to druggie, an' ncrer
to ennse or raw
Still 1 worked for Charley, for Charley wa
now mr an:
And Charley wa prettr good to me, with
carce a word or frown.
Till at lut be went a-courtln', and brought
a wife from town.
She
00V. PEMWYl-ACKKIl
GOOD BLOOD
TELLS ITS OWN STORY
Action Toward Uniform Leccialatlon
for Correction of Shocking Abuse.
Tho Governors of tho various States
of tho Union are to bo tho leaders of
a (treat nnflnnnl mnrnmnnt fnr ttta
wr ........ a ... , v. ...U -W . I a . . . . .
rcctlon of the pres-! nQ "3 it eloquently In the bright eye, the supple,
cut loose laws of , itf uuyeni "B smoom, boic sicin, glowing with
divorce. Tho pres
ent unfortunate
lack of uniformity
which makes it
posslblo for dissat
isfied couples to go
from one State to
another, and gain
a divorce for tri
vial causes, is to
bo corrected by
wa tomewhat drcsiy, an' hadn't a
pleasant smile
She wa quite concelty, and carried a heap
of strle:
Ilut if erer 1 tried to be friends, I Cid with
hrr. I know!
Hut she waa bard and proud, an' I couldn't
make It go.
She had an edlcatlon, an' that was good
for her:
Hut when she twitted me on mine, 't wo
carrrln' thing too fur;
An' I told her once, 'fore company (an' It
almost' made her sick),
That I never swallowed a grammar, or 'et
a 'rlthinetlc.
So 'twas only a few days before the thing
wa done
They was a famllr of themaelrc, and I aa
nthor one:
And a verr little cottnee one famllr will do,
Ilut I never haro seen a houae that wo
big enough for two.
An'
I1 of OlmH Always HoiiKht has borne tlio slirna
W1"11 upervla io i,or Rud lma buou ""lo under his
Metcelve you li fi0' or years Allow no ono
mix of Ohiidrn vwfcE?I,orlmct. endanger the
JSftat is CASTOR I A
In?06' Its nr1 LUV Srnhlno nor other Narcotic
Con,""??8 ?ovorlsii;:" Wul0 A destroys Wovhm
M r?i ? rc ovea iv, .n?!' , L,"ren jJiarruoua and AVinil
8tom&tu,eucv? ft l "C.Troublog, eurea OoiiNtlpatlon
RL Panne
SriftWog Sffi It cure Diarrhoea and Wind
8fnl?leucv: tV5 . r .Troubles, curea OoiiHtinatlou
fv I' A U IIMMIIII llnf S . .. l
ffiSS1 Mthy and natural leop,
You Have Always Bought
Bewg the Slgnntur
0 86 Foi" HwaaK. OA r
iht.... ' w a J I oai
1 never could speak to suit her, never
nnm tiii'fiMff nor rre.
An' It made me Independent, an' then I
didn't try:
But I wo terribly staggered, an' felt It like
a blow,
When Charley turned ag'ln me, an' told mo
I could go.
I went to live with Susan, but Susan'
wmu u'iii small.
And ahe wa alwar a-hlntlu' hownug It
wa for us all;
And what with her husband' sisters, and
what with chlld'ru three,
Tu- dbsv to discover that there wasn't
room for me.
An' then I went to Thomas, the oldest eon
for Thomas' biilhlliigs'd cover tho half of
an acre lot;
Hut all tho chlld'ru wa on mo I couldn't
stand their ttauee
And Thomas said I needn't think I wa
coinln' there to boss.
And then I wrote to Uebccca, my girl who
And to Isaac, not fur from her some twen
ty tulles at best;
And ono of 'cm said 'twas too warm there
for anyone so old.
And t'other find un opinion tho cllraoto wa
too cold.
Bo ther havo hlrked and slighted mo, on'
shifted mo about
Bo they have well-nigh soured mo, an'
wore my old heart out;
Ilut still I V Iiorne up preuy wen, an
WUSn l IHUeu lui uunu,
Till Charley went to tuc poormasicr, on-
put mo on iuh lumii
Ovfcr the hill to tho. pooruouse my
chil
dr'n dear, good-by;
Many i night I've watcueu you wueu ouiy
Gwl'll Judge between ua, but I wll,
mI'iivm nrflV
Thut you shall never auffer tho half I do
to aay. WJlj M Car(etonf
And
RIio Junipctl ftt 1U
Mr. Ioybor Wo traveling men aw
thinking of organizing.
Miss Niodormun (vaguoiy) iost
Mr. Laybor Yob, I wondor whal
tho public would think of our union?
Miss Nlcdormnn uu, Mr. uiyuor,
. , nl.ll..l.1.1.
this 18 BO BUUUUIU xuiuiuuiiHun
Lodger.
They talk about tho ability of
'young blood." uur expenneo una
been that it requires a good deal of
training.
having- a law that shall be uniform in
all parts of the United States. Then
there will be no more trips to Dako
ta, a six months' residence, and di
vorce's granted that are really crimes
against laws of morality.
Tho leader In this important light
Is CJov. Samuel W. Pennypacker, of
Pennsylvania. At a recent session of
tb Pennsylvania State Legislature an
appropriation of ?10,000 was made for
tho purpose of having the Governor
call for a national congress, consist
ing of three men from each State, to
be appointed by the Governors. Theso
are to draw up a uniform law which is
afterward to be adopted by the Legis
latures of each State. In this way a
uniform law can bo secured, and at
tho same time each State retains its
right to regulate its own laws on tho
subject of matrimony.
Tho bill was introduced Into the
Legislature by Senator William O.
Sproul, of Delaware County. Gov.
Pennypacker knew all Its provisions
In advance, and was the more In favor
of them because President Roosevelt
in a message to Congress has thought
the matter of sufficient moment to de
vote to it a considerable n'mount of
discussion, and to recommend action
to secure uniform laws.
In his speeches and arguments Gov.
Pennypacker contends with great
force that the laws should be so ar
ranged that no person could obtain a
divorce without very grave cause, and
that above all it should not be possi
ble to get In a legal way In a for
eign 8tato that which is not legally
possible in one's commonwealth. He
points out tho farce of letting persons
take up a six months' domicile in an
other commonwealth, and says that
the first provision of the new law
should be a strict order that the di
vorce must be granted in the State In
which the applicants lived. He shows
convincingly that the evil of divorce
has 'been permitted to grow until it
has become a national menace.
"A few years ago," be says, "there
were unhappy marrlagf-s, as there will
nlways be, but the divorce was com
paratively rare, for ptople considered
marriage a serious thing; a tie that
could only be dissolved for the most
flagrant causes. That a change has
como over the general public Is due In
the first place to the publicity given
to the decency-defying divorces of the
rich. Others have felt that lf the rich
dare quickly and openly cast off ties
that begin to bore, they could do like
wise. As n result, divorce is extend
ing all over the country, and the good
effect of preventive legislation In some
States Is nullified in others, where di
orco Is granted to all who apply."
Numerous messages from more than
a score of States have been received
by Gov. Pennypacker In reply to his
call to tho different Governors to unite
in concerted action for the preserva
tion of the purity of the American
home. Gov. Dawson, of West Virgin
ia, writes: "I am thoroughly In sym
pathy with this movement and shall
be glnd to appoint delegates to such a
congress." m practically similar strain
other Governors write, all pledging
support of the movement, which Its
advocates believe will put an end to
the present shockingly indecent system
of divorce.
DoniCHtio Economics.
Tho man whose thrifty choice of a
wifo Is chronicled in tho Rochester
Herald will doubtless make a success
in the business of life. His talcntd
destlno film for a wider sphcro than
that of a . simplo farmer's life. Ho
was an Alabama youth, and courted
two girls at the same time. One was
Sally; tho other wus Mary. .
Sally was a very fine girl, thrifty,
industrious, and of n domestic turn.
Sho was not so pretty as some other
girls, but James, tho swain In ques
tion, had courted her In his early
years, uen no nan prospered ami
earned n littlo money, ho became in
fatuated with Mary, sweet", pretty, but
always idle. Tho neighbors at first
wero puzzled by the double courtship,
but after a while they decided that
Mary was the fnvorcd one.
Suddonly James married Sally.
Tho Methodist preacher who per
formed tho ceremony had a littlo of
tho curiosity which possesses all mankind.
"James," ho said, "wo all thought
you woro going to marry Mary."
"Yes," replied James, "but I Uiougnt
If I married Mary I should havo to en-
irasro Sully to wait on hor. If I married
Sully sho would wait on herself. .
Spiteful.
"Sho got so many freckles Inst sum
mer and sho snys they worry her bo."
"Tho ldonl I should think they'd bo
n comfort to her. Sho can blamo her
hnd looks on them." Philadelphia
Press,
No Exception,
nurglnr -AH I want 1b your money,
lady!
Old Maid uo away, wrotcn you're
just like all tho other men I knowl
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Fred Miss Elderlelgh has proposed
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Joe Has she cot money?
Fred About $50,000, I understand.
Joe Well, yon are taking dosperate
chances, old man. Suppose she should
stop proposing?
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