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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Sept. 28, 1905)
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Wirthhrook. until a n nuuv - rtlf 1 nil ik I'll ui nil lie vxw w Tattler, she always spent much her lime Willi nun ni mn counu- . . .Ill . 1 i J At. - it . . .... it ... ik. . rerr imiueii aeuui un iu iho cuiu I I- - WW. n devoted to her and was never of mowing on ucr ponraixs nziu t - I.I. Ill.o. ..A Foolttd, rtiimeat of soldiers was drawn lor church parude in the barrack but the church was being re- It-At J ....t.l t..tl Mell ill the men rrho don't want nnnr flldlr STSlUfl tlitMnsftlvna nf fhi i "iviimi iiinjui. auiu iuu f .11 . i . mi oni ana mnrcu tuc othcrn to W UJVIU UUIiUVU IMIfSY I'l.Y Kil l vn unrom nil lb inrii nnii kiroras cumrorllonvrrr homf iii illnlric iuoiu, iirrinnic ruom mid all places whr flu. nr trouble. om. Clean, UMt mid will iiuttnllorlnliire mirthlDK. Try ffl.rb.i.h... ....... r"'.0"?? !!'!" '"in virratn riii'i .. t . urook rn. If. Y. ' PtMiu,ritrn ,0 UI "i'hthi. t..m a ii.imii.. . j . - "wiiiii ni vnurif inj . ai. tnfliv j.i- .... . . ... . - mi w in vou win n-vthhi. to"w. " will ere Jit ' vv fmi iav u nn irtn n "SINESS INSTITUTE M. A. ALBIN, Pnti. "th it. PORTLAND, ORE. ! in.... 1 CONOMY ' Air Pumping Engine ''umpii WRtor for htrnnfl ,j rrgUoni l,lplaoi wind mllli ndKiolinenglnci. "urui umoiine, Woo,i or col. Un uto wo Hop. Bhlppod on ujiproyrt. Wrlto 'or cttiloiiuoo and t'rloei. BEALL & CO. neAvc. Portland, Or. Too ISnrljr, Tliore Is nn intoreNtlnjr anecdoto olvon In tlio Hontoii llurnlil nf n Mr. Cupon, nn old ronldont of ono of tlio ooiiport towns oi Ainnsnciuiiiotts. Ho Is now employed ns driver of tho conch which convoys travelers from tho trains to tlio Hotel, Ono ftnturdny ovcnlnz In tha inHnr pnrt of Septomhor three men nrrlved on me miornoon irnin rroin Hon ton, Mr. Capon was slttliifc on tho driver's sent or me concii, wnltlfijr to tnlto thorn to their dcntlnntlon, Thoy looked nbout the stntlon, and ovldently were not fnvornbly Improssed by tho sur roundings, for ono man was heard to sny: "Whnt a desolnto country! w for. tnlnly hnvo coino to tho Jumplng-off pinco uus tunc, i don't bellevo wo enn oven get a Bundiiy narjer In tiii pluco, enn wo, driver?" There whs saienco for n mnmnnf. nnd tlion Mr. Cnpen drawled out, Vnl, not to-nifciit." AVnrrMntod h Hpnedy Otirn. Dr. Wllllurrj Osier, In ono of bin Hal tlmoro lectures, recited a quaint old euro for tho gout a cure, from n scv cntcenth century medical work, thnt was designed to show Kout's hopelcxH ncsn. "First pick," snld thin odd cure, "a handkerchief from tho pocket of a splustor who uevor wished to wed; sec ond, wash the handkerchief In un hon est miller's pond; third, dry It on tho hedge of a person who never wns cove tous; fourth, send It to tire shop of a pbyslclau who never killed a patients, fifth, murk It with a lawyer's Ink who never cheated a client; and, sixth, ap ply It, hot, to the gout-tormented part. A speedy cure must follow." Too Good to Ii()o. The peculiar ntnte of affairs has re sulted from tho recent orders thnt twenty Cincinnati policemen should bring down their weight Knch day tho men wrestled, Juggled Indian clubs, heavy dumbbells, flopped over horizontal bars and circled tho track in the police gymnasium until their lips were blue. Then Chief Mllllken had a report filed with him an to tho weights of the olllccra. To his amaze ment severul had increased in avoir dupois, The othero had cut down their weight a very little. Tho chief will nsk the mayor to allow the heavy weights to remain In their class. Marriage on board hlp aro connld- tred unlucky. II you can t uv married on dry laud remain unweu. AMUSEMENT NOTES. Perhaps tho most important event oi tho present Reason will bo tho en gneoment of Isidoro Wltmark and Frod eric Rankin's comedy opora "Tho Chaperons," which will bo seen at the Marquam Theater six nights nnd Wed nesday and Saturday matinees, open ing Monday night, Sept. 18th. "Tho Chnporons" ban become what is known as a standard attraction, that is, the amusement going pnblic of tho country at largo has some to look forward to tho regular annual visit of this charm ing musical play as to n genuine pleas ure, It is always now and up-to-dato. Managers ot theaters are also always glad to book "Tho Chaperons" becauao thoy are invariably sure of big business and that their patrons will bo more than satisfied. Tlie company this year is bigger, better and made up of more pretty yodng girls than ever before, nnd tho scenery and costumes aro en tirely now. "The Chaperons' is the first of tho big musical comedies to ap pear during tho IxswIh and Clark fair, Tho Ghas. A. Thylor compnny iH just comnlutiug n succchsIuI engagement at Tho Ktnpiro this week, Tliis company has boon n greM and pleasing surpriso to our thentor goers Conquest Great American Desert Tho millions of ncres of nriil lnn,i of tho west already thrown nnon tn tho farmors by Irrigation and tho mil lions more to bo thrown open, will, It Is claimed by Irrigation exports, open tho way for the mightiest Anglo-Saxon souicment tlio world has ever known. It Is estimated that nbout 60,000,000 acres of land In nil. will bo roclnlmod by tho government projects. Tho work which tho government Is executing In constructing great stor- lrfifBti'tt..rr IN TlIK COLOHADO DKSKKT. ago and diversion dnms nnd In Inilld In canals, Intends nnd hendgntes Is tho Inrgest undertaking of tliu kind In the history of tho United States. Tho reclamation net provides thnt funds from tho snlo of curtain public hinds Htiall be applied by tho govern ment to tho building of Irrigation works. At tho present time tho fund nmounta to about $28,000,000 and Is In creasing nt tho rnto of $4,000,000 nn nunlly. This fund In self-continuing. After tho lrrlgntlon works hnvo been When tills Is done tho most nrld por tion of America not excepting Death Vnllcy will bo all under lrrlgntlon nnd highly productive. Although tho government contem-1 plntes Irrigation works for tho benefit . of homcsceknrs nnd endenvors so far ns posslblo to undertake works with ' the vlow of bringing wnter to nvnll-t nblo government Innds, yet In the event that Individuals nro willing to sub divide their Innds nnd to sign n con tract which will prevent lnnd spcculn tlon nnd anticipating lncrensed values through lrrlgntlon, lrrlgntlon works will bo undertaken under tlio reclama tion net where tho lnnd la In private ownership. This Is tlio ense In tho Hnlt river vnlley, Arlzonn, whero n dnm capable of impounding enough water to irri gate 200,000 acres of land will be con structed. Tlio settlers In thnt section hnvo gono nhend nnd accomplished marvels; the government Is coming to their nld. In tho Sncramento vnlley tho lnnd individually In largo holdings, tlioro being individual ranches of 100, 000 acres In extent. Ttilrtocinn on a Silver Quarter. Superstition stems to be n part of tho mental composition of everyone, and It commonly centers to n rooted antipathy to tho number thirteen. This first of tho teens has had to stand for many an action that was ridicu lous, nnd yet there Is hnrtlly nny per sons who would sidestep nn Inch or mournfully rail nt fate should ho spy a silver quarter on tho sidewalk. Ilavo you ever token the trouble to scan closely this Binall pleco of silver? If you hnvo not, you mny be surprised to find on tho cnglo side thnt there nro thirteen nrrows In tho bundle, which Is clutched In tho left clnw, thirteen laurel leaves on the branch In the other claw, thirteen stnrs nt his head, thirteen letters in tho Latin Inscrip tion, "B plurlbus Unum," thirteen let- RaS' 'Wlicn the system gets debilitated and In a run-down condition it needs a tonic and there lias never been oncuiscovercd that is the equal of S. S. S. It Is especially adapted for a systemic remedy, because it contains no str.ong minerals to derange tho utomach and digestion, and affect the liver and bowels. It is made entirely of roots, herbs and barks selected for their purifying and healing qualities, and possesses just the properties that are needed to restore to the body strong robust health. When the blood becomes impure and clogged with waste matters and poisons . f. . . the body does not receive suf- I have used your S. S. S. and found it to be an ficient nourishment and suf- ceU eat toto build up tte gene l aIUiand fers from debility, weakness, f&S sleeplessness, nervousness, me more Uian everything else combined. Aa loss of appetite, bad diges- to properties it gives a splendid appetite, Hon and many other disa- refreshing sleep, and the system undergoes a gen grccable symptoms of a dis- cral building up under its invigorating influence, ordered blood circulation, 548 Woodland Ave., Warren, O. Mrs. KatbBbck. and if it is not corrected some form of maliprn.int fever or other dancrerous disorder will follow. 0. S. 8. builds up the broken down constitution, clears the blood of all poisons and Impurities and makes it strong and healthy. The nerves are restored to a calm restful state, refreshing sleep is had again, the appetite returns and tho whole system is toned up by this great remedy, 'S. S. S. is a blood puri fier and tonic and acts promptly in this run-down depleted conditionof tho system. Book on the blood and medical advice furnished by our physicians, Without charge. mE sWiSFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GAr 1 1 K A D G AT B OA It S O N RIVEU CAAL. NEVADA. constructed the sum expended In any work Is to be returned to the govern ment In ten equal annual Installments by tho settlers prorata. At tho end of tho first year after any ono project has been completed one-tenth of the original amount expended on that work Is to bo returned and put Into other projects. Among tho great projects of tho gov ernment Is the Shoshouo project, Wyo ming, which will irrlguto 100,000 ncres of public lnnd; tho Uncompnhgro Val ley project, Colorado. 100.000 acres; tho Hollo Fourcho project, South Dakota, 8T..000 acres; tho Salt River project, Arizona, 200.000 acres; tlio Malheur project, Oregon, 00,000 ncres; the lion do river project. New Mexico, 10,000 ncres; the Fort Huford project, Mon tnnn nnd North Dnkotn. 00,000 ncres; 3 N. 38-1 90S MaiUlyn Maratiall, With "T Chuperon' by tho excollenco of its performances, for although unheralded and almost unknown it has given us ono of tho beBt, if not tho very best, renditions of mi.lniUn.nn annl Dunn 111 tllifl cltV. TllOV 1 HIUIVAIlflMin V . V. uww.a . ' will bo followed for tho week starting Sunday, Sept. 17th, by n company in I "Fubio Remain," and wo aro promised another intellectual treat. Tha Uakor ' hno been crowded at evory porfomanco 1 . . . . . t . 11.11 II this week of the "Kentucky uoinm burlesque company. One of tlio prinolpnl reasons for tho iiccuHn nt thin nxcullont company lies in tho iinirllnir molodlouB muslo uung by rarely eultlvatod voices. Tills cosy littlo thonter seems to be reganllng with a bound its old popular ity and tho munagowent nro to be con gratulated on tho success of their now venturo. . Wheeler & MnrkoU'fl morrymnkorfl, Who follow the "Kentucky Belles," are aid to be' a first class organization of singers and fun makora and will keop up anil add to tha reputation their predecessors have established, They will start up on next Sunday, the 17th, init, and will play the week. VHOV OH T11K lUl'EUIAI. CAN AX. a 1 the North Platte project, Wyoming and Nebraska, 800.000 ncres; tho Minidoka project, Idaho, 130,000 acres; tho Yuma project, Arizona and California, 600,000 acres and tho Snernmen-Cnrson project, Nevada, 850,000 acres; tho Klamath project, Oregon nnd Cali fornia, r.00,000 acres nnd tho Sacrcmen to vnlley project, California, 2,000,000 acres. Hesldos tho projects enumer ated which totnl la not less than 8, 000,000 ncres tho engineers of tlio ro clamntlon scrvlco aro preparing sur veys on n great many other projocts which will bo undertaken as rapidly ns tlio fund expands and Is rotumed to bogln work. Tho Yuma project on tho Colorado river Is of ospoclnl Interest at this tlmo becnuso It Is locnted closo to tho Imporlnl vnlloy country on tho Colo rado desort whore Is locnted tho-Inrgest Irrigation works, olthor public or pri vate In tho United Stntes. Within four'yenrs 100,000 ncres hnvo been put undor nctiinl lrrlgntlon In tho Imperial valley through tho dlvorslon of waters from tho Colorado river. Of this 100, 000 ncres, nlmost half is In barley, 10, 000 ncros Is In alfalfa. On tho Ameri can sldo of tho Imporlnl vnlloy thoro aro some 60,000 bend of cnttlo a lnrgo pnrt of which Is dnlry Btock, and thero nre 10,000 bend moro on tlio Moxlcnn B,lho Yuma projoct contomplntes tho Irrigation of land on both sldo of tlio Colorado rlvor in umuorum mm ah sonn. Tho government hns plannod .for tlio ultlmnto extension of tho canals of tho Yuma project twenty miles or moro from the Lnguua dnm ten miles above Yuma to the Imperial vallejf. tors In the word "quarter dollnr," thlr teen stripes on the shield, nnd on the front of tho silver piece thirteen stars surrounding the liberty head nnd thir teen leaves In liberty's crown. ThlB array of thirteen Is In commemorn tlon of the original thirteen States which comprised tho Union New York Press. When tho Pope Dines. Llko Emllo Loubct, Popo Plus X, has a desire for simplicity nnd Infor mality thnt equally distinguishes him from his predecessor. It was only nat ural thnt tlio mnn who, as a Patriarch nt Venice, wns always nt home nllke to tlio humblest artisan ns well ns to tlio richest and grandest patron of the church, should retain bis simple mode of life when raised to tho papal chair, As befits ono occupying such a posi tion, his meals nro always quiet nnd informal, nover elaborate, nnd, unlike Leo, who nlwnys dined nlono, Plus X. Is never so lmppy ns when he Is sur rounded by members of his household or high dignitaries of tho church. He sits nt a tnblo, raised a littlo higher than that at which his guests sit, but this Is the only trace of formality that Is observed. In tho Popo's dining room the ordln nry ornnments of such nn npnrtment nro replaced by those wh.Jch have some eccleslnstlcnl significance. Tho side bonrd hns two lnrgo crosses on cither end, another cross hangs above the Pope's chnlr, and tho one ornament not strictly religious In Its symbolism Is a mnrblo bust of ono of Plus predeces sors. A Peril Nearer Home. To Mr. IUppendyko, who had fol lowed with absorbing Interest the progress of tho wnr between Jnpnn nnd Uussln, thoro wns something sin ister nnd terrlblo In tho uniform suc cess of tho Jnpnnoso. "I tell you, Flnudors," ho wns sny Ing to his neighbor on tho othor side of tho bnckynrd fence, "thoso fellows nro goltjg to mnko troublo for us nil. Tho Jnps hnvo found out how stronn they nre, nnd thoy're teaching tho ChJ noso. Somo day there'll bo a Chinese army of fifty million men, with Jap nneso officers. They'll tnko our posses sions In Asia nnd they'll overrun tho wholo. civilized world. That s tho yel. low peril we've got to face somo time or othor. You mark my words." Just then Mrs. IUppendyko camo to tho kitchen door. "Ilonrj'i" sho called out, In a high, keyed voice, "If you wnnt to put n stop to tho only yellow peril that's threntening you or 1110, you got nfter that yellow dog of Wilkinson's thnfa out In our front yard, digging up all my plants." Not Hla Tuvorlto Surgeon. Gunner -You don't seem, to have much faith In Dr. Lnnco as an appen dicitis expert Guyor Faith? Why, I wouldn't lot hlra cut tho appendix out of my die-tlouary.--Judgo. If you aro not naturally fair and honorable, counterfeiting Is pardon able. Real Unkind. Ilattle Mr music teacher says I have the most wonderful voice he ever heard for one of my nge. I Carrie Well, you shouldn't allow ai little thing like that to worry you. Ilattle Worry me! Wby, wnat ao vou mean? 1 - . ...... Carrie You are young yei, anu we chances nre yon will outgrow it. CIT0 Pnnanentljr Cured. Wo flU or nenrougness r 1 1 0 afterflrgtdaysuiofDr.Kllnei!OreatNiTve Jlestorer. Hrnd forrreUS trial boltle and treatise. Dr. It. II. Kline, Ltd., S31 Arch St. I'hlladelphla, I'a. Don't iraaeine that every aad-eyed woman you meet haa loved and lost. It's more than likely aha lored and cot him. Mothers will find Uti. wimIow'b Soothing Syrup the beit remedy tome for their children during the teething period. Knowledge and timber ahouldn't be much used till they are aeasoned. O. W. ZIolmei. InrUlble. Tho Judge You say you are not a vagrant, yet you have no visible means of support Tho Hobo I did have dls mornln', yer honor. The Judge Then why Isn't It visi ble at the present time? The Hobo 'Cnuse I went an eat It You Can (Jet Allen's Foot-Ease FREB. Write Allen S. Olmated, Le Roy.N. Y., for a. free sample of Allen's FootEse. It cures fweatlnp. hotswollen, aching ieet. It maifea aew or tlaht shoes easy. A certain cure foi corns, inerowingnalls and bunions. All drug gists selllt. 25c. Don't accept any substitute. Was a Shooter. Nevada Ned Thar goes Miracle Mlko, He's ambydextroua. Eastern Tourist Ah; I auppose he caa write with either hand. Nevada Ned Nope. Can't write at all. He shoots two-handed. jvfcfetable PreralionforAs slmilating fiifiFood rirtdHegula ling theStoiaachs oMBowels of For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bough! PrornobWgpallonCheprrur nesS and BestjCdhtalriB neither OpiumJ'.forphine- ndrflrieraL Not Hj&lc otic . jBtsv ofcujysdNtininvBai MSmtut lit - HSnStmJ Aperfecl Remedy forConsllpa non.SourStonrach.DiAtthoca Worms .Convulsions .Fcverish ness and Loss OF SLEEP. FacSirralo Signature of NEW YORK. exact copy as wrapper. 1 Bears the 1 Signature lJr For Over I Thirty Years TMS OSNTAUR iOUHIir, NEW YORK CITY. DR. W. A. WISE We do crown anil brlilffcworK without r'n. Our IS yearn' experience In plate work en ables us to fit your mouth comfortably. Dr. W. A. Wise hea round u safe way to extract teeth absolutely without pain. Dr. T. 1. Wise Is an expert at gold fllllns and crown and brldgcwork. Extracting frs when plates or bridges are ordered. WISE BROS. DENTISTS Falling Bldg-., Third nnd Washington 8ts. Open evenings till 9 o'clock. Sundays from S to 12. Or Main 2XS. - DR. T. P. WISE. heen will find It DATS. Packs P B U 9 8 1 A N . . POULT R HEAVE HOWDfc Cattle, lili far our NOTHING WILT FATTEN HOGS So quickly and 'well as Prussian Stock Pood added to the feed. It will put them in the best condition to fatten rapidly. Shortens Fatlenln t Time. "'iVc can truthfully say from our experience Prussian Stock Pood shortens the fattening period at least one fourth. WecunstderltlndlspenslblelnfattenlnKhoRa and cattle. J. W. WILLIAMS.Ilrccdera.nrlant.lnd. PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD F.Tti grain by slitlnir dlcntlnn, utitttnsr all the good out ot the food consumed. KVEItY OWKKU ot horses, cows, hogs or Mo. It.OO. iX lb uill. l-"04 feeds. SXbO. POOD, a Brest Ktrir Producer and Cholera Cure. PRUSSIAN ERS.oureheaTes. PRUSSIAN LICE POWDER for IJca on Poultry and Bloc k or ouury woj. rnuaaiAii rttrvicuT uu. p.u, iu.i. if I PORTLAND SEED CO., Portland, Oregon, Coast Agents ever shown ou inir anAnlal railroad lnforwatlon oheerlully given Canadian Hallway lauds. aro ornli;rattiiir to Albert a and Can ada by tho thous ands. Where there is a . . . dollar to bo mado Uncle Sam's People WPi borta atlorda the greatest opportunity ot any country In the world lor good Invest ments. Land cau be bought ol the O, '. It. company on easy pay rrn, t ler cent inieresi, yearly that la as tine land as the sun each week, gir he crowd. Any JAMES II. IEWIS, Bpoclul Land Agent Alberta ana 719 Riverside Ave., Spokane, Wash. 42 . mm uinnis of one-sixth to one-tenth down. 6 ter cent interest, year navmenls. Irom-13.60 to fo.00 per aere. that la at tine land as th I am conducting parties out ot Spokane Mondays or cac tad rates and snowing them over Alberta, Join the