The Madras pioneer., August 25, 1904, Image 6

Stite
rfvirality, vigor
and is often a pre
cursor of prostrating sick
ness, iiiis is vvny it is
serious. The best thing
you car do is to take the
great alterative and tonic
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Which has cured thousands.
Com milt Inir a Sentence,
Judge Gary, at a recent meeting ol
Steel Trust stockholders In Hobolcen,
sttld In the course of tin argument:
"Your objection reminds me of tho
objection a lawyer once made to n
Mike's sentence. This Judge hnd giv
en tNprlsoncr, convicted of second do
Kreo nmrder, thirty years' solitary con
finement, whereupon tho lawyer cried
out:
'"But, your honor, my client is old.
Ho won't llvo thirty years.'
'"Well, then.' Hald the Judge, 'I'll
shorten his sentence to life Imprison
ment, If you prefer it.'" Now York
Tribune
Jiiimuor rauK.
. , -, . i
"What dill that SUW rul-iVtll Wauti ' Halt's Oaiarm vmro.
B-ke.l tUa HeL-ordlnir AnirpJ F. J. CllKNEY A CO., I rops., Toledo, O,
..?t , , i, . , ' a , We, tho unrtertlRnoit. have known F. J.
"lie nuked me ir 1 knuw where ho ! chenor tor tho liuit I5ycnr, ami bollovo hlin
could get hold of four old hnlos," said vorfocily honorable In all buitineia traimao
St. Peter. "He says ho wants to try KS"-.? "??Vfe.,srry 0U' ob-
to bulla nn automobile." Philadelphia !
Press.
The total trnilc of Abyssinia Is about
$3,000,000 per annum.
Haskell, Worthy Vice-
femplar, Independent
Order
Good Templars, Of Silver Lake,
MaSS., tells Of her Clire bV the
I
use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound.
" Dear Mns. Pinkiiam: Pour years
ago I was nearly dead with inflamma
tion and ulceration. I endured daily
untoia agony, ana lira watm buristn
Jfo me. I had used medicines and
cashes internally and cxtcrnallv until
'made up my mind that thero was no
relief for Ui3. Calling at tho homo of i
a friend, I noticed a bottle- of Lydla
i i V t t 5 . i u xi i i I
and I decided to giro it a trial to sec if
it would help me. It took patlcnco
and pcrseverenco for I was in bad con
dition, and I used Lydla E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound for
nearly five months before I wus cured,
but what a change, from despair to
happiness, from misery to tho delight
ful exhilarating' feeling health always
brings. I would not change Lack for
a thousand dollars, and your Vcgetablo
Compound is a grand medicine.
"I wish every sick woman would
try it and be convinced." Mns. Ida.
Haskell, Silver Lake, Mass. Worthy
"Vico Templar, Independent Order of
Good Templars. JSOOO forfeit If original
of atov Itttir proving gtnulninen cannot bo P'f
AN INVISIBLE ENEMY
TO HEALTH
Malaria is a slow poison, but tho most stubborn
deeply rooted when it takes possession of the
tem. We breathe into tho lungs the polluted, gc
tainted air; the little microbes then enter into the
tern, and feeding upon the red corpuscles of the blood
i At-j- i;r n. i
soon reduce this vital, life-BUBtainiqfj,
weak, watery state that
pale and an
In c jtit
EBJlLfnillL ! out minea to try nngam. I nm triad to nay that tho
'Tfl nnrtc rtf Mi r0ults wero all I oould novo dealred. Blnoo then
Tall parts Ot tile ItuUoS.H.a.vorvnrlnir.ii.ndhiivii no
Evstem are affected: the Malaria.
. . . . fin Tnmllfn
liver becomes torpid, and
dark or yellow Bplotchcs
appear upon tho skin ; the stomach fails to properly digest the food,
and there are frequent headaches, dizziness, bad taste m tho mouth,
constipation and a general worn-out, tired feeling that only a sufferer
from Malaria can describe. Other and more dangerous symptoms
are apt to follow where this disease is neglected, such as nervous pros
tration, palpitation, sleeplessness, enlarged liver, weak kidneys, boils
and risings and dangerous-looking sores and abscesses. Malaria is all
the more dangerous because of its ipsidious and stealthy nature. It is
an invisible atmospheric poison, and the germs and microbes that aro
lodged in the blood are propagating and increasing in number all the
while, clogging tho circulation and gradually wrecking the health.
Saom ecroiions anu
rtAc
a Boston man, as ho stood on tho
wharf in n little southern town and
saw an old negro plungo unhesitating
ly luto tho deepest! water to bbvo a
very Bmall boy who had stumbled and
fallen from bouio iilllug. "A brave
net and ho Is a herd, no '. alter how
black the skin he wears 1"
Tho Bostoulan was foremost In the
group that gathered about Unclo Ned
when he climbed back on the deck with
the rescued lad.
"Your son Is it, old man?" he quer
ied. "Or perhaps only your grand-
Blll)' .. -
There was very fervent admiration!
In the down easter's tones as
ho put
tho question.
"No, suh; no, suh," gurgled Unclo
Ned. "Dat U'l rascal ain't no kluuery
cr mine."
"Then It was ull tho braver," ex
claimed the Interrogator, positively
baring his head out of respect for tho
old man's high-born courage.
"Huh." sputtered tho hero, "you sho'
don't think I'hu durn fool 'nough to let
dat boy drown when he's got every
speck er my llsh ball In his pockctV"
Washington Post,
How's This?
.... .TV. " IT.. ........ rinll.M T...l
,.hViiahI cm.rth that cannot ho nnrml In
n niinr iiiiu UU1IUIUU iuunifl 1UI
wW ATuuax. Wholes&lo l)ruccltu,Tokao.O,
Waumno, Kinnan & AUiiviH. Wholosalo Drug'
.-I 't..1...1n 1
Hall's Crunrrh Cure is takon in torn ally, act
ing directly ujon tho blood anil in u coin aur.
lacei OI mo eyaicm. itico mc. ijr uuivin
Bold by all OniKgUta,
. ica.iinnmaia ireo.
are tho boat.
Uall'i Family rills
Prepared for XCmorgonolos.
Tho proprietor of a largo oftlco
building, who had u room for his own
ubo In ono of tho upper stories, was
surprised one morning by the entrance
of n man with a valise, "Don't you
want something, sir," began the caller,
"In tho woy of a now and Improved
outfit for marking handkerchiefs, uu
. dcrgarments and "
'No, I don't," Interrupted tho pro
prietor. "How did you got up hare?
We don't nllow peddlers or canvassers
in thin building."
"You don't?"
"That's what I said."
"I saw no sign to that effect."
1 "Well, you'll see one tho next tlmo
you come. I shall have one put up."
! "In that case," reJohiMl the man.
opening his valise with alacrity, "you
Huro ,10 Splayed a neatly painted
card over u foot long and nearly as
. 111. ...I- ... . .
; wuie, wuii una inscription, in large
i letters:
"No Peddlers or Canvassers Allowed
; In This Building on Any Pretext What
ever." I In recognition of his caller's clever
ncg, genial humor and business like
forethought, the owner of the building
not only bought tho card, but Invested
In ono of tho marking outfits.
Ti,Pro nH ono Who Did Not Imugh.
"Mark Twain" once expressed tho
following sentiments to a young wom
an who had not smiled nt a thing that
he had said during an Impromptu re
ception In his honor at Bryn Mawr
College, to which his daughter had In
vited him. All the young ladles but
one were In n state of great glee dur
ing the humorist's address nil but one
had laughed heartily at every witty re
mark. Just as "Twain" finished, he
turned to the young woman who had
not laughed, and said, In nn under
tone: "You arc the only sensible ono
here. I have not said a single amus
ing thing. If It were not for tho con
splcuousness of It I would like to press
your hand." Success.
listless,
I T nn iflAd
s atro I uirored with bollf,
b. b. u., wnioii mint mo up
of tho bolls. Throe voara
Svfth Malaria, and remembortotr
oh cood B. B. H. had dono mn. T diltnr.
Last summer I upont most of the time
- hAA hAttnm hnvlni.llmhnAii
a k nAT.nvi
A. E. DALItYMPM.
"Why Ned Rchouoil the Boy.
"That was a bruve nctl" ejaculated
I 'II j
BUCll a 'H'triX'-JSSrH
What is needed in Malarial troubles is
a blood purifier and tonic. S. S. S. purifies
the germ-infected blood, tones up tho stom
ach, improves the appetite and invigorates
the entire system. It stimulates the torpid,
sluggish organs of tho body, enabling them
to properly perform their functions and
ncaun-ucjiLrovina mattcrJiint havo
Eat, drink M bo merry, for to
morrow wMLf Stuart Sot.
Judge t;yu $10. PrJsoner-r-Don't
yquwtiMrdiscount to regular
customers7&W5 Topics.
"AnytluWJSjjJIbout tho war?" "An
tuomciaiKtiMWH has just been con-
ilrmed."f-Glk Record-Herald.
FlrsNMotbrHftve you anything on
hand to-nlgh"? Second Moth Yes, I'm
invited to a camphor ball. Phlladol-l
phla Record.
She My face Is my fortune. Ho (40,
yet ardent) And ict mo assuro you,
my dear, you havo spent nouo of it.
Now Yorker.
Mother Hnvo you taken your cold
bath yet, Willie? Willie Thero wasn't
any cold water warm enough. Chica
go Daily Nowb.
"Aro you still making visits to your
dentist?" "No." "How's that?" "Oh,
nothing; only I ran out of teeth." De
troit Kreo 1'resH.
HJtuks Tlmo runs on, eh? Now
what makes Time run on? UJIuks
Tho spur of tho moment, I B'poso.
Houston Chronicle.
Ilenson Uought n sawmill, eh?
What uro you going to do with it?
Jenson lhlng out a now breakfast
food. Town Topics.
"Ho's whnt I call a 'budding gen
ius.'" "Who? Uragg?" "Yes. liko all
budding things, ho's Inclined to blow."
Philadelphia Tress.
Johnny Pa, what is a diplomat? Pa
Well, son, it's u man who can stretch
hands across tho sea without putting
his foot la it, too. IJxchange.
"What's ho going to call It?" "Por
trait of a lady." "Rut It doesn't look
liko her at alll" "Then he might call
it 'portrait of nnothor lady.' " Lite.
"They havo called two doctors In for
consultation." "And do the doctors
ngreo?" "I bcllovo they havo ugreed
upon tho price." Philadelphia Ledger.
"Did you ever take a chnnco In Wall
street?" "No," answered Mr. Ardiuc;
"I put up my money several times. Rut
I never got a chance." Washington
Star.
Young Author When I wrlto far
luto tho night I find great dlfllculty In
getting to sleep. Krlend Why don't
you read over what you havo written?
Princeton Tiger.
"Mnmma," said little Elsie, "we havo
to bo very saving, don't wo?" "Yes,
dear." "Rut I was Just thinking, sup
poso we 'conomlze on cod-liver oil!"
Philadelphia Press.
Friend What aro you going to do
with nil thoso presents? You have no
family. Smart Going to send 'em to
my friends In St. Louis. I'm going to
the exposition. Kxchnnge.
"And do you think," ho asked, "that
men progress after death?" "Well,"
she replied, "If they don't It would al
most seem useless for some of them to
dlo." Chicago Record-Herald.
Rrown Don't get gay, or I'll bo
forced to pound a littlo sense Into your
head. Oreen Huh I It would take u
dozen men liko you to pound any sense
Into my head. Chicago News.
What's wit, anyway?" "Well, a
good many people seem to have tho
Idea that wit Is the knack of making
one person uncomfortnblo In tho prcs
enco of others." Chicago Post.
Teacher So I've caught you chew
ing gum, hnvo I? Sammy No, mum;
I wasn't chewln'. I was Jest keepln'
It thero Instead of In my pocket. It's
to sticky. Chicago Dally News.
"What can I do for my littlo boy?"
asked mamma, "so that ho won't havo
to eat between meals?" "Havo tho
meals ticker together," replied the
greedy young num. Glnsgow Evening
Times.
Major (Indignantly) What do you
mean, sentinel, by sleeping at your
post? If tho enemy should appear you
would bo lost. Sentinel Don't worry,
major. I haven't an enemy In tho
wholo city. Kllegendo matter.
"Aro thero clubs for womon In this
town?" asked tho suffragist from tho
East. "Certainly not," replied tho gal
lant Westerner; "wo can ham. o wom
on without clubs." Chicago Evening
Post.
Sho (bored) No, Mr. Lytely, I can
never lovo you. I honor and respect
you. I am suro you would innko bouio
other womail a good husband. I
He Well cr glvo mo a lotter of rec
ommendation to my next place. Tit
Bits. Eddlo Aren't you sorry that you nro
an only child? Frcddlo Oh, no; I don't
mind It, but it's tough on pa. Eddlo
How ho? Frcddlo Well, you see, I'm
getting too big for hlin to hnvo to
take mo to tho circus, and there nrou't
any younger kids In tho family for him
to fall back on. Brooklyn Life.
"You have been fighting again, Tom
myl" "I couldn't help It, mnmma,
That Stoplcford boy sassed mo." "That
was no reason for fighting. You should
havo remembered flint 'a soft answer
turneth away wrath,' and given him a
soft answer." "I did. I hit hlin with
a chunk o' mud." Chicago Trlbuno,
Why Ho
"Your friend.
my palm tho
Elderly. "K
suro tc
LIFE UNDER WATER.
Night in a Bnlrninrlne-DUtitictnese of
Bupcrstirfdco Sounds.
Jules Verno lias been vindicated. Ills
dream ship, which for generations has
boon voyaging under 20,000 leagues of
imaginary wator, has at last become
a rertllty a submarine fact. It has
been demonstrated to the satisfaction
of tho United States navy that Captain
Nemo and bis fabled Nautilus havo
been eclipsed, or, in nautical phrase,
submerged by a modern submarine tor
pedo devil, tho Fulton, which rccontly
spent a comfortable night on tho bot.
torn of Narragansott Dny,
On tho night following tho speed and
flrlng- tests, it was decided that tho
habltablllty test should bo mado by
submerging tho Fulton nt tho bottom
of the bay. This was tho first test
over made under naval supervision to
dotcrmlno whether men can llvo aboard
a subuiarlno boat under wator as safe
ly as they could in n Newport villa.
Cooking utensils as well as reading
matter and other articles of comfort
ami necessity were Installed on tho
Fulton during tho afternoon, and nt
10:43 that evening tho boat was sunk,
with uluo men aboard. Ono of tho first
Impressive features of Uio experience
was tho distinctness with which sound
was conveyed to tho party under wa
ter. In tho small hours of tho morn
ing tho crow wero awakened by Hear
ing whnt was afterward explained to
havo been tho Fall River liner Plym
outh touching at Newport en route
from Fall River to Now York.
Although the Plymouth did not pass
within n mile of the submerged Fulton,
several of tho submerged party wore
nwakenod by hearing her ploughing
through tho water. Prior to retiring
for tho night tho wnter-imprlsoneu
company hnd an excellent meal, which
was prepared on board, and after the
boat wos submerged.. All tno cooking
as well as lighting was by electricity,
and had it been necessary tho boat
could havo been heated by tho same
means.
Tho air reservoirs were filled to their
full capacity of forty cubic feet; and
when tho Fulton rose to the surface at
11:00 a. m., utter being under water
for twelvo hours and twenty-three mlti
utos, there was hardly a perceptible
dlffcreuco between tho air of the sub
merged boat and that of Uio surface
world.
As a result of these tests tho naval
board of Inspection and survey will
recommend tho expenditure of tho
850,000 recently appropriated by Con
gress for subinnrlno destroyers of tho
Fulton type. Tills means that ' tho
United States soon will hnvo a flotilla
of a dor.cn submarine devils for dofen
llvo and offensive purposes during war.
Now York Times.
ON THE FIELD OF WATERLOO.
Monument Krcctcd by Frnnco to Her
Holdlcra Wlxo Veil There.
The Held of Waterloo, where the
star of Napoleon I. forever set In a
night of gloom, has been variously
mnrked with monuments by tho na
tions whoso soldiers took part In that
tltnntlc struggle. No moro nttractlvo
memorial has been erected, however,
the wateuloo monument.
Uiun tho new ono Jtmt dedicated by
France to her soldiers who fell in that
conlllct. Tho French lost about UO.OOO
men, whllo tho allies Fngllsh, Dutch
nnd Germans lost 23,000. These
frightful casualties throw into Inslg
niflcnnco tho combats thus far waged
In tho East and which Jnpanpso admir
ers would havo the world bellevo as
transcending anything preceding them.
Tho monument Is crowned by n
wounded eagle, typical of tho defeat
Frnnco sustained In tho downfall of
Nnpolcon.
Ungllsli Axes nt flnsttngs.
At tho battle of Hastings tho corps
d'ellto of tho Kngllsb army wero ac
coutred with sword nnd shield, and In
addition to this they hnd hung "groat
hatchets on tholr necks, with which
they could strike doughty blows,"
Whenover a special deed of valor Is
credited to an Englishman in that
battlo, with ono exception, it Is due to
the ax ho beam. And now what woro
theso axes Unit dealt such deadly de
struction on Uio Norman knight? As to
this wo nro loft In no doubt. Tlmo
after tlmo does Waco call them "great
axes," Tho head nlono In ono Instnuco
was a foot in length. And tho Bayeux
tapestry out of about twenty, nxos
reprcBonts nil oxcopt soroo thrco as
having Jong handles. Hardly over do
wo find In tqpestry tho short ak .for
J 1 A -
ono 1iand. .
HUin nivnITi Tflllnl' lt,il
On .March i. 1000, 85,WWred men. lu
f tho Indian Territory will ly up tribal
I ruio and beconitJ American citizens, .
. fr ttT, -- y-jg .asaafc ll
:.'?' I AVcttclnblePronnrAtionrbrAs- W'M
-'' dKKEEjm slmilarmgliicFoodnndncguIa- M
y-'-y-r, U,'8lcSuomdisandDo,cl3of JjOEtrS tll6 t
'mISe PromolcsDigcalion.Chccrrul- If Jtjn
)V&JHl nessaiulRcst.Conlalns neither m r
iLnmBEUL. Opium.Morpliinc norIiiicxaL m 01 ift
not Hah cotic.
tvhnt Bits
"Gcorco. donr," she laid,
'Mo you know that Mr, SlraZ
mc last night to be hli wlfo?"
"Well, I liko his itnpudfl: ll
of proposing to an engag&tl
What uia you say to nimr
"I told him that I was xi
deed, but ho was too late." Tldbll
riTO Permanently trarea. xtontaernervi
rl 10 anirnntdar'iuieofDr.Klloa'iiOroal
IlMtorer. Bend for VrntittBtrlalbottl and tl
Vt, H. II. Kline, Ltd.. Mf Arch St.. FtiUadelpLl
Tim Chiefs Mlstnko.
Big Injun (admiringly) Mo liko pic
tur Coll ceo Man (proudly) I thought you
would,
Big Injun Heap pretty squaw!
College Man (wrathfully; YouApld
hcnthonl that's a portrait of mo vtpen I
belonged to tho football team,
For coughs and colds thero is no bctter
modlclne than Piso's Curo for Consump
tion. Prlco 25 cents.
Whoro Womon Aro Itulod.
"Aro there clubs for women in ' this
town?" nuked tho suffragist from tho
East.
"Certainly not," replied Uio gallant
Westerner. "Wo can hnndlo women
without clubs." Chicago Post.
kKeeley liouor-horphihe-tobacco
I VTJ HaRITK PERMANENTLY C1IRFD
c ran run particulars
luntu niKtuivimnnjnv Portland,
Wliy Is Tills Thtin?
Wo sco the player on the plot catch
every whizzing hall; high ball, low ball,
grounder hot, lie catches ono aod nil.
Rut It Is strange, wo do dccluro, this
self-snmc catching star, will chnso him
self for half a squaro, yot fall to catch
his car.
MothoriTTlll find Mrs. Wlnilowa'a Soothing
Bjrrup tho beitromcdy to uio for their children
during tho toothing period..
Avoided tlioflubjcct.
Winks D5d McKIck havo much to
ay on tho subject of railroad monopoly
whllo you wero there?
Minks Well, no. You see, Just after
1 colled, a enrtman drove up with a box
for him. The railroad freight on it for a
hundred miles was a quarter; tho cart
man's charge for hauling it six blocks
was fifty cents.
Tor Your Perfect Comfort.
At tlm St. Iifiula Kiixmlllon, which la very severe
upon Ih' irel, ti'irioiulmr to take along a txx or two
of Allen's Foot Knur, powder for hm, tlml, rich
ln, twolleii, weiitlnc feet. Hold by all Uruuglita,
Jic Wou't Acci'jit aHtitjitltutc.
There are few paupers In Japan. Ev
erybody works, and It Is considered a
dlngraco to be supported by your rela
tives whllo you have tho ability to earn
your own living.
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