THE DAILY OREGON STATESMAN Issued Every Morning, Except KeniaV A. W, WATERS, Business Manage":, Rwvivl by navrlnr, per week.... 8(nt Runt by nuiil, wr yciir.. .....J Hunt by iiii1,ix uihiiUik... ......4 gtSulirlitloiii(bj- mull oioxpreskniitiit bepiililla ilvnnuu. THE WEEKLY OREGON STATESMAM Issued Every Friday Morning, A. W. WATERS, Business Manager. -TKKHWi - Per year, by Mall or nt.lieTWiiie.i .... ta ) Sin. mouths, by Mall or otherwise...,. ! Subscriptions, In evory instance, to be paid i silvan oe. voi tlsemcmta Inserted at reasonable rata. STATESMAN VOL. 26. SALEM, OREGON, FRIDAY MOHNING, FEBRUARY 4, 187G. NO. 10. WEEKLY OREGON I' I NEWS DEPARTMENT. Very tMtvut fccwa Reporta. M-Mim t nnv 1 linrc to the JTnrj. ST. I.oi is, .Tim. 31. Tlx; Juror In the enncot Win. Melton, of the Clolm-Dcino-erat. charccd Willi . complicity ill the whl-kv frauds, received their instructions from .luilire Dillon, .judge Treat coincid ing, nt Kh.'IO this morning and. rt thfil at 11:30. Tho charge was very long and commeticod wiih it review of the opera tions of the whi-ky Ho);. II was admit ted nsii fact, liy both sides Hull. I win 171 to 1S75 the Government had been defraud ed of millions In St. Louis nloitc ai' - SOCHIOU asiollIIIISIIg I mil. nit; ciiinui j could exist so Ions. Tin-re was evory rea son lo believe tli! conspiracy licro hsd its connections In oilier cities. Tim Govern ment hud laid Its li.'tnd upon these fiuuijs; luit the Government sustained h duty toil citizens uk well ns to Us revenue, and. would not lie benefited by the conviction of It single innocent man. Tho jurors were warned to approach their dcei ion dispassionately. Initio do llieir duty fear lessly unil impartially. They inii-t also be on their guard against locllug the pres sure of pnbde tin tifOf It ioit against those frauds. The only imtattlou ttefure them was whether (UiftMifliitit win or had heeil fully proved lo have been In Hie conspira cy. The court then paused in review the evidence, point by point. comparing that for the (ioveiiinient W illi that raided hy the detente to contradict it And then panned to tho important question sought lo be attached lo the tetllmony of conspir uUirs. The ruling may he gathered from such seiitencwi as these: That us to con imirutors i that 'tin y are competent w It nesses and under the legislation ol Con gress must testily. Their testimony is al ways to he received with extreme caution and to be weighed with great cure Jy the jtfry. U U iroper lor tho jury to neck for material fuel in support of this evidence. If any witness is shown to have sworn falsely here, or before the Grand Jury in this ma tier, the jury arc at lilierty to re ject all ol Ins tlistiiiiony. The most im portant, ami delicate duly or Hie jury In to nettle the crtdibillty ol these witnesses. To the jury and to the jury nlone bcloitg the iuestion of weighing and deciding the worth of this evidence. They should be governed by the milliner and conductor the witnesses his iippnrcut motives mid the si l engt h or weakness of his recollection. The law clothes the defendant with the protection of innocence, until his guilt U provun be yond reasonable doubt. The evidence ol' guilt tuiisU be clear, positive and abiding. It is not sullicieiit that there be strong probability, or preponderance ol testi- nioiiv; but. it must Do Mien mat wnen n, is all given to the jury it forces t hem to feel clear, utidoubiiiig al isfuclmu of defetlfl tint's guilt. Alter the jury lelircd, the Court announced that the trial of Cimstan tint Muguire, ex-collector of Internal rev emie. would begin nt 2 l M., and directed the attorney to notify Get). Uabcoek and bin witnesses to lie present themselves next Monday, unless otherwise iulormed before that time. McKee fouu Jully. According to pievlouii announoeDient, the Court reconvened at 10 1'. M.. Judge Treat on the bench, to receive what the jury lu the McKee case might have to pre sent. A quarter hour later, tlie Jury came in with tlio following verdict: "We, the jury, llnd the defotidant guilty." The counsel lor the defense askcltliat the Jury he polled, which was doiw and all re sponded 'alllrniiitively. Judge Treat sta ted lu relation to bonds, that lie would prefer that that matter should tie left to Judue liillon to decide. It wag agreed that the defendant should be called to-mor row morning upon the opening of the Court, and that the amount of the bonds be determined by a full bench. The do li'iidnut left the court room with his coun sel and u numerous crowd of sympathiz ing friends. The verdict wan unexpected, almost everybody anticipating a disagree ment or acquittal. Page's bill limits fowivltc entries to 2,5!iO neio3, and provides that there must bp an actual settlement on (ill the prop erly. Lane's bill concerning the j'ort land. Dulles and Salt J.uke itallroad, pro vides for n Government guarantee of Inter est on )f 10,000 5 per cent, bonds per mile, for 20 years, and In return, the Company must transport the I', 8. mails and Indian and military supplies tree ot any charges forever. The bill also provides that the road fhall be of standard instead ot nar row gunge. 1 Wiggl'titon's bill proposes to confirm all locations in California made with Chip pewa half-breeds' scrip, unless they con flict with prior settlements. He stated that lie introduced this bill by request, and was not yet committed to it, ulthougli he thought It equitable. Knotted III, Salt Lake, Jan. 81. The following tolegram has been received from Green river, Wyoming : Passenger train and pay car going west this morning, both stuck in tho snow near Urldjrer Station, The passenger train, bound east, lias been abandoned fur to-day. Stiirk til the Know. Wei.i.p, Jan.'Sl. The West-bound ovor land train, due in Sau Francisco, Tuesday evening, taeklcd the snow blockade to-day v. ith 1i engines and a snow plough and stuck in the Ilrst cut west of 'loituo. The train wins hauled back to Tonno, and will lay by until the wind falls. The wind is blowing a gale and the snow drifting on I'eoqitop range, where the railroad crosses, and is thawing In the valleys. The tea that arrived by the last China steamer is lying here, awaiting' favorable weather to proceed. There has been no freight train on the C 1. K. K. lor two weeks, Mill KOick In the Know. Toako, Nev., Jan. 31. Tho overland puswrigcr train, bound west, which ar rived here at 4 A. M., is Mill hero at 7 r. M. waiting for tho track to be clenred, the snow-plow and four locomotives being entirely buried In a snow-dritt. about two miles west of hcrp. The snow is still diil'ting, and no hope Is entertained o making any progress to-night. A Miiu EUIIm 1:1 Fffthrr. JNother, M il mid llllllMflf. " Boston, T-Vh. I. A special from East' Lyndon, Vt., states that Silas Wilder, a resident of that town, killed ills tnttier unil mctlier. this morning, with nn ax, and then cut tili wife s throat, no ition tiling htraseir. His wile Was alive at the lutot date. XEAvroirr, Vt., Feb. 1 .-There U terri ble excitement at Last Lyndon over the .irftcr - rly of to-day.' Tt 1 supposed that Wilder was laboring under temporary in sanity, tnpt;rlnduoed by excessive excite ineiil und passion. The details of the tragedy are most horrible, llts father and mother were aged respectively 73 and 70 years. The immediate cause of the afra'i was an uliwcaiiou with his wife, who, in altering a pair ot overalls, bad mad them too short. After some short and angry words Wilder started for the shed saying h would get an ax and end the trouble. Hi wife followed him out and HeieU the ax, when ho drew a dirk and stabbed and left her for dead, and then taking up tlie ax he started for the father, who had followed him find struck Llm a loiirful blow, crushing through his head. At this point lie appeared still further iu furiatid. aiid next attacked his mother, killing her with fearful blows over tlie head and breast. Leaving her in the trout door, lie returned to the tlied and found his father had crawled Into the kitchen, tie si ruck lii in as he lay upon the floor; the ax crushing through his head and remain ing fixed in the floor. He then out his lliioat, and death not ensuing at once, ran lo the barn fastened a rope aiound his neck and jumped from a beam, breaking his neck and causing Instant death. The father and mother are both deatlj thewife It is t hought may recover. Heat) Unle Teleirrhif onaiunulritUw Broken. NEW Voi;k, Feb. 2. A heavy grue pre vails today and telegraphic communica tion Hindi and south is broken tuui.y plaees. In this city, signs, hats and veil are flying trrcly through the ait- dis patches from outside report the carrying uwny of roofs and steeples: In Washing ton, the llercebt blasts awakened many peMdiiH, who sought security in the lower rooms ol thetr dwellings. The tower "of the Methodist Church is several fwt out of perpendicular, and great crowds in tlie neighborhood are awaiting its fall. In Philadelphia there wan much damage done at the Centennial groiuiUs. 1 he tower at the Agricultural uait biiu tlie New York State building waseotiRid erably injured. A three-story irauie struc ture at ttio corner ol rint street anu Mm avenue, and a one-story bricK ati oriy- thlrd and Lancaster streets, were blown down. The tin roof ol the Trans-Continental Hotel, nearthe Centennial grounds. was partly carried away, as was tlie root ol the Farmers' market. In Camden, the roof of six houses were blown a distance of 70 leet. , Heavy le-1lea-rmrlle (ouniulni. tiou luterraittMl. . New York, Feb. 2. A heavy gale prevails to-day and telegraphic cotumunl calion north and south is broken in many placer. In this city signs, hats and veils are seen flying freely through the air. Dispatches troui the outside report the carrying away of roofs and steeples. In Washington the llen-est of blasts awak ened many persons who sought skelter lu llie lower rooms of the dwellings. The tower ot the Methodist Church is several foet out of perpendicular and great crowds iu the neighborhood are awaiting its fall. In Philadelphia there .was much damage done at the Centennial grounds. Tlie tower at the Agricultural Hall and the New York State building were considera bly Injured. A three story frauyj; build ing at I lie corner ol First street hnd Kltn Avenue, and a one-story biick at Forty third and Lancaster streets were blown down. The tin roof at the Transconti nental Hotel, near the Centennial grounds, was parly carried away, as was the root ot the Fa-Hiers' Market. In Camden, the roots of six houses were blown a distance of seventy Icet. The heaviest Moral of the winter is rag ing lu Ihe neighborhood of Rutland, Vt. Sjiioiv drilling und badly delay in; trains of l ho Whitehall & Saratoga Railway. It U repotted ihu storm was tearful and the telegraph wires working badly. lu Montreal a foot ol snow has fallen fcince last night, Iu Providence, R, t., the gale wai very heavy this evening. One ot the spired of Grace Church was blown down. Iu Woonsocket a uw brick French Catholic Church, nearly ' finished, wag blown down level with the basement wall. Iu New York there is an abatement of the gale, which has swept Irom the bay und rivers every descrijptloti of sailing crafts. At the office of the U..8, signal service, In this city, the rate of wind was reported UI miles an hour this morning, lu Brook lyn a row of private residences were un roofed, The cable reports that the steam ers arrlvlug from America experienced very heavy weather troin the 21st to the 2'Jtu ult. The steamer Gllliott, Alexan dria ami City ot New York, of tho Inn mann line, felt It severely. The last two had their boats and sky-lights stove in. The hloi m iu the KHHt. The dispatches I rem the interior ol the State, the east and the south, Halifax, and tit. John, state that the sloim has been the severest ot the season. Many buildings were blown clown. A large number were unroofedst-eples aud chiuineys were de-1 accomplished and extremely hand molished. The damage at Baltimore ij soma young lady. Her parents are estimated at $40,000; -at Albany $30,000. 1 In affluent circumstances. . - Great damage is reported to shipping all along the coant. ' Death or a Bank Robber. Evansviixk, Feb. 2 J. 8. Fermer, the Qiilncy Bank robber, died Tuc6day night, ot consumption. He maintained the truth of his story, and gave the names of his aiwtriplices: Hi'sey, a thief ot Syracuse, N. Y.; English Tom, a cockney burglar, and a man, name unknown, at present in St. Louis hospital with a bullet wound lb his thigh. He tried to tell ot a diamond robbery in St. Joseph, Missouri, in March, 1x7.1. Lut died before tlie nnrticuliirs could bo given. He said $20,000 of diamonds and jewelry were burled on the Iron Jlonn- tam railroad, near uooneviiie, aiissouri. An eft" jrt wil' be made to ferret the mat ter out. CouipronilM or Railway Compiiales. Washington, Feb. 3. Mr. 8 torn tp peared to-day before tlie House committee on Pacific railroads in behalf of the South ern Pacific railroad of California, confin ing himself to the law point involved. Col. Scott, ot the Southern Facinc road, would open the line between Fort Y uma, San Gorgianio Pass to tho Texas Pacific, and let Congress control the rates on that portion of the road. The Texas Pacific would use it anu mum no pnranei one. II r. Huntington greed to thi, and said he would do so on all the Southern Pacific roads it allowed to build Kast and to meet tlie Texas Pacific. Mr. Redfleld, of Ar kansas, on behalf of the Little Keck, Mis sissippi and Texas railroad, asking that 75 miles should be Included in the bill, S. G. Munpiard, ot New York, appeared fur the St. Louis, Iron Mountain and Southern railroad, and protested against proposed aid to the Memphis branch, stating that his road was read v to carry to and from Mem plils at the most reasonable rates and furnish every facility. The committee j will hear more oral arguments. Rallrond Coinpi mlr. ' Mr. Storrs appeared before the House Committee on Kailroads to-day, in behal:" of the Southern Pacific road of California. An aggreement was reached between Col. Scott afiu Mr. Huntington of the Califor nia company to bulla East to meet tlie Texas Pacific, the latter company to build no parallel lines. . Horrible Trff-n'y. Four Scott, Kansas, Feb. 3. Monday evening, at Appleton, a small town 12 miles troin this city, during au altercation in a blacksmith shop, between two broth ers named Samuel and Fayette Haivey, and a desperado named Davis, Davis drew a revolver on Samuel Harvey, threat ening to shoot lilm, when Fayette, going stealthily behind Davis, seized a hammer and struck him on the head, killing him instantly. Davii fell with his head in the forge, and his face was burned to a crisp. While iu this position Harvey again struck-him several times with the hammer, mangling hi head terribly. Just as Harvey struck Davis the first time the latter fired at Samuel, the ball taking effect In Jthe right arm, passing entirely through it. Uettlu- Ready for the Trial or BnbeoeK. St. Loris, Feb. 2 Roger M. Sherman, of New York, one of General Babcoek's attorneys, arrived here to-day, and has been examining with Judge Kxuui, an other of BabcocU's counsel, some docu mentary testimony against their client. General Bubcock Is expected te reach here Saturday night Many ruruors are afloat here regarding what action is likely to be taken in the McKee case, but none can be traced to a reliable source. Railway AeeMeat Ciiicaoo, Feb. t. Early this morning an accident occurred" on the X. V. li. 11., between Ishpeming and is egaunce, in the northern peninsula of Michigan, by which Mr. Reynolds, paymaster and trackmas ter, was crushed beneath the safe in the pay car. The conductor, brakeman aud clerk were slightly bruised. The acci dental uncoupling of the pay car, which was thrown into the ravine, wag the cause ot the accident. Melaneholl Knlelde. San Jose, Feb. 2. This forenoon word was brought Into town to the effect that a young lady named Mar tha Tillotson, aged 19 yearn, daugh ter of Harlan Tillotson, a farmer, re siding between Milpitasand Berrey- essa, had shot nerseirand was dying1. The ball was extracted about 1 o'clock, and from that time till three she wau perfectly conscious and spoke very clearly of her death.. The cause of the act is. according to ber statement before death, briefly as fol lows: For some lime past t;he had been keeping company with a young man named Norman Avery, of San Joaquin County, at present a studout of the University of the Pacific, be tween this city and bauta Clara. For some time past they have been keep ing up a correspondence, and of late, as soon as a letter was received ehs would destroy It Last evening a letter came to hand from him which is supposed to have contained very unpleasant news he telling her that his affection for her had waned, and their correspondence should hereaf ter be formal, etc. (She 'destroyed the letter, as she had all which ' were received lately, and immediately de termined upon ending her life to day. 8he arose this morning, and helped her mother in attending to the household duties, went to her room, and after procuring her fa ther's pistol committed the fatal act. She appeared glad, when the doctors told her she could not survive, and said she did not want to live. An examination after death did not in dicate positively anything had gone wrong with her. She was a highly oiti:;o t xrKM,ti. no.tnii. Jakuahv, 27th, 1870. The Centennial Board of Commissioners for Oregon according to previous call, nt St. Charles Hotel, in the city of Portland, and alter a careful and satisfactory inspec tion of the articles collected and awaiting shipment to Philadelphia, find a full dis cussion ot tho measures necessary to se cure the success of tho enterprise to the honor of the State, and the satWuctory rep"C.?cntation of her material resources, unanimously adopted the following resolu tions, viz.: WnynEA", A large and well selected as sortment ot specimens are already col lected, or in an advanced state ot prepura tion. for shipment to the grand Centennial exliioltion to be lioldcn In I'luladelptiin, n lukratlng the agricultural, mineral, forest, marine and Industrial resources ol Oregon. including our interesting native ftira and ' WilEW.AS, Theo articles cannot be transported, suitably placed in the space allotted our State, and properly cared lor and exhibited without the presence of a competent and reliable Hgrnt " ouring period of at least seven months. Whereas, it is eminently fitting that this expense should be home by the entire people that Is by an adequate appropria tion bv the Legislature Irom the State Treasury, as a proper testimonial of public spirit, nationality and patriotism; and Whereas, A carelul estimate of the amount renuired is not less than 7,000, a portion ot which has already been ex iiended. and a large nart is absolutely re quired at once in order to forward and ar range the products to bo exhibited, to bo exhibited, and the whole needed before Legislative action can be secured, therefore ltesolved. Tint the Board ol Coinmis fcloners realize the crisis as present, when the public spirit ot those possessing the means must be appealed to for the fund required to meet the emergency and se cure to our State the honor of success, and save her the Ignominy of u failure in this grand jubilee of our Republic, now attract nig the admiration and generous co-opera tion of all enlightened nations. ltesnlvcd. That this Board, having the fullest confidence in the. intelligence and State pride, as well as patriotism, ot their fellow-citizens, pledge themselves to secure the curliest possible legislative action for the reimbursement of those citizens who may advance the financial aid needed to assure the success of our noble cnteiprise The following was, on motion, also anonteil: JlusoliX'J, That the following named gentlemen be committees iu their respect live counties, to bring this subject betore the? people, and to secure their favorable consideration. ' Portland Henrv Failing, C. II. Lewis, J. C. Aiimvorth. Y. S. Ladd, II. W. Cor bett, S. G. Reed. Salem Secretary Chadwick, Asahel Bush, E. X. Cooke. Dallas-J. W. Nesmilh, David Guthrie. Monmouth President Campbell. Lafayette Dr. Watts. Wm. Galloway. McMinnville V'. T. Xewhy, Dr. John sou. Washington county Thomas Cornelius, Ulysses Jackon, Abio Watt. Clatsop W. D. Hare, Gen. Adair, A. Van Duseii, James Taylor. Albany Martin Paine, L. V. Backen sto. Layton Blaine, G. A. Hill. Harrisburg Hiram Smith, Enoch Iloult. Brownsville W. R. Kirk, O. Coshaw. Scio Jesse Irvine, Bev. Mr. Ostrander. Eugene Geo. B. Dorris, J. J. Walton, Geo. Humphrey, Thomas Hendricks. Corvallis Dr. Bailey, E. Hartless, J. C. Avery. Bbseburg Thos. Smith, Judge Mosher. Ashland .Judge To'nian, V. C. Myer. Jacksonville Henrv Klipnel, Wm. Huffman. Dalles Col. Gates, J. W. Brazee, S. L. Brooks. Baker City-Jas. AV. Virtue, Pr. Boyd. La Grande J. S. Slater, C. M. Foster. L. F. Groveh. Gov. Oregon, Ex-ollicio Pres't Board Ceil.. Com. A. J. DrFCR. Com. Alternate. Associate Commissioners E. R. Geary, M. Wilkins, C. P. Burkharf, Matthew P. Deady. A lHAJST 31AS. "After all," says a quaint writer, "Geo Washington was a very ignorant man He never traveled on a steamboat, never saw a railroad or locomotive engine; was perfectly ignorant of the principles of mag netic telegraph, never Had a daguerreoty pe, Colt's pistol. Sharp's rifle, or used a frict ion match. He ate his meals with an iron fork, never used postage stamps on his let ters, and knew nothing ot the application of chloroform to alleviate suffering, or the use of gas for illumination." And yet Washington and his associates, whose deficiencies are thus quaintly pictured by the humorist, had some advantages which, with all our boasted modern Improvements we seem to miss in these lat( rdays. It is, indeed, not wholly without reason that we lament the disappearance ot these gentle men df the old school who went out with knee buckles and brocade dresses. Their picturesque faces linger among us on tlie canvas of Copley, but their Irving forms, like their manners and costumes, have long since disappeared. When a Nevada photographer walits to make a good picture he puts the sitter in his place, pulls out a navy revolver, cocks it, levels It at tlie man s head, and says: "Now jist you sit perfectly still, and don't move a liair; put on a calm, pleasant ex- pression of countenance, and look right into tlie muz.le of this revolver, or I'll blow the top of your head off. My repu tation as an artist is at stake, and I don't want ao, nonsense about this picture !", HIM'R.tTKp II I'III IVN I I I.I 11(1 i n """r-'w ". I ill-, tlia t, or ins. WHY. Ladles and Gentlemen: Mv Mihirvt, this evening Is worthy (ho eloquci'co of George Francis Train. What docs history tell us, my friends? It tells us, among other pretty stories of eoigo Wa.-hlncton, the Another of his country, who came to America to help Lafayette fight the Mexican?, burn Mos cow, inarcliccl Irom " Atlanta to the sen ' in tho face of thousands of mnrdcrons old women, but. was defeated at Waterloo and banished to St. Helena, where he was assassinated by Booth, 15. C. 250. A. D. It tells ol Napoleon Bonanarte. the fath er ot destiny, and first king of the United State, who defeated the Persians at Ther mopile, tired the first gun on Fort Sump- ter, marneu ieiite Oirant, and was ap pointed to an oliice, hut died of the rnea. sles, contracted while searching for the north pole, exclaiming with hl last breath, uon net tne civil rlirlits h d e. or there'll be no chance for a warot races." 'lis history tells us of Mr. Alexander tlioGreat, who discovered Anwiica hi 14S- said. "Anything to heat Grant, crossed the Rubicon, captured Vicksburg, explored the Nile, bombarded Stratsburs, drove the Danes out ot England, and was shot bv Stoke? for "carryingori" with Mrs. Tilton. He smoked the best Havanas. was found Punch and Jerry," and voted the Dem ocrat ticket solid every time. History tells us of Julius Cn-sear. K?o.. author of "Betsey and I are out," and con siderable other human misery, founder of Iroy and the New York Tribune, inven tor ot the lisht.uing rod, which splurged around considerably till the papers proved in na 10 De a cousin ot Cram s a direct de scendant of an old gardener named Adam, iind a ui:tl like the balance of us. Then Brutus whetted his knife between his ribs, causing him thereby to sing that nice nine umy irom natt s nisnnme: "Good-bye, John; I would not live a! way, 'cause I want to be an angel." The same Brrtus, we. are told, was first to draw tlie bloody dagger from Josie Mansfield's heart where Henry ward Til ton plunged it; and, holding the reeking weapon above hi head and raising his eyes toward heaven, he cried in tones of anguish, "That's what's the matter with Hannah." History it is, my friends, which tells us Hannibal, whose father made him take an oath before he could talk, never to mike peace with the Know Nothings who in vented Free Love, rode Susan B. Anthony on his knee, captured Jericho by draining oft' the Euphrates, serenaded Babylon with Gilmore's band till the walls tell, dissolved the long Parliament becanso they would not impeach Andy Johnson, besieged Se bastapool, stormed Gettysburg, routed Captain Jack and Sixteen others of the K. K. IC, with only twelve batteries and to'rty thousand. United States troops and was finally killed by the Trojans under Beauregard, shautiti;? as ho fell, "If any man attempts to haul down the Ameri can flag, shoot hi n on the spot." It tells of Cicvro, the author of the Dec laration of Independence, of the Magna Charta, ol the "Beautiful Snow" and of the famous saving, "Give me liberty or give me death" and, "when it came to the scratch, took the principal part in liberty. it tens us all about Mrs. Cleopatra, a widow lady who resided some years ago in a brown stone front on the banks et the Nile, where she discovered Governor Mo ses of South Carolina among tlie .bull- rushes. She saved Captain Smith's life in Vir ginia, was married in the Catholic Church in Chiuago to Ca?sar, sacked him for An thony (not Susan B.), then was married by needier to AtcKarlanu, whom she lett lor ltichardsoii, who was shot by Stokes, when she fell in love with Beecher (a religious love, you know, and neither meant any bit of harm at all !), shook him for Fisk, then ran oft' with Sartoris, joined Bar num's circus, and finally broke her neck while performing on the trapeze betore the Emperor Nero. History, my friends, telH m tins a-id a great deal more' beside a great deal It d,)cj pot tell. If all the facts not told were known, many of t"iose that are told would Le fuuinl to be no facts at all. DOST. . Don't Insult a poor man. His muscles may be well developed. Don't fret. The world will move on as usual when you are gone. Don't color meerschaums for a living, it is Pimply dying by inches. Don't say "I told you so." Two to one you never said a word about it. Don't throw dirt into your teacher's eyes. It would injure tlie pupil. uoirt worry noout tne ice crop, iveep cool and you will have enough. Don't turn up your nose at light things. Think ot bread and taxation. Don't buy a coach to please your wife. Better make her a little sulky, Don't write long obituaries. Save some ot your kind words for those living. Don't imagine that everything is weak ening, flutter is strong In the market. Don't publish your acts of charity. The Lord will keep the account straight. Don't mourn over financial grievances. Bide your time and real sorrow will come. Don't put on aii's in your new clothe3. Remember the tailor Is Buttering. f Don't be too sentimental. A dead heart, properlycooked, will make a savory meal. Voi.taike once praised another writer very heartily to a third person. '"It is very strange." was the reply, "that you speak so well ot him, tor he says yon are a charlatan. ' "Oh," replied oltaire. I think it very mistaken." likely that both of ua are A good story is attributed to Slier dan's son Tom, who, being told by his father that he had made his will and cut him oil' with a shilling, said he was sorry and im mediately added: "You don't hapM'ii to have the shilling about you now, sj .do vou?" - f IJFOTHI RHOOD VI A It. IS The tdlcacy of the "sign ol the mystic tie" was never better illustrated than by mi ipcldeut which occurred on the field ot Cedar Creek, which was related to me at Harper's Ferry tour mouths jitter by the chief actor in it, a cuptaim in a New Hampshire regiment. l!o s wounded uuioiigthe first, belnrc dnyl'lit, and was too badly hurt to be taken from the fieUL The Ur lints of the Confederates swept past In the pursuit wit lioiit.oh. c.i ving him, and he wa3 first seen by a surgeon who followed iu the rear. At this time the wound was bleeding copiously, he was tormented w ith thirst, and hi condition was critical, lie caili d out to the surgeon as ho nasssi to help him. "Where are yoi hurt?" the latter eurcle-sly a.-kcri. "I am hurt in. three diliereut places," was the reply, and tlie sutlerer mentioned them, inakfng an appropriate sign for each. Tlie surgeon instantly' recognized a brother of that order whose dHctples are found in every Jautl under the sun; he stopped, gave him the best attention and relief that the time and place admitted of, had him conveyed to the rear at the- lirt opportunity, and was unremitting in his attentions and i.'ood oflices from jhaltime until he obtained his exchange. ' Fer con trathe feeling In New Orleans was so intense against tin: Federal troops at the time that Butler was relieved by Banks in Jauuary, 1S03. that the people of that city refused all Masonic fellowship w ith them. Dr. Levi P. Wagner, surgeon of the lltii New York (since deceased;, and one f tlie most accomplished and proficient Masons in the country, stated that he and others of our army frequently obtained admission to lodges it) New Orleans in citizen's dress, but that upon their military charac ter being discovered, all Masonic work wa instantly stopped, and not resumed untis they had left. N. Y. Times. A CERTAIN parson, who is also a school teacher, handed a problem to his class in mathematics the other day. The first boy took it, looked at it awhile, and said: 'T pass." Second hoy took itand said: l,I turn it down. The third boy star- d at it awhile and drawled out, "I can't make it." "Very good, boys," said tho parson, "we will proceed to cut for a new deal." . Aud tho switch danced like lightling over the shoulders of those depraved young mathe maticians. Some inland tribes in Fejee, who had only recently Embraced 'Christi anity, considered" that the recent four mouths' plague during which 40,000 natives died was brought aboat by their religious teachers. They dis missed them, abandoned their new re ligion and resolved upon a war of ex termination. Wiser counsels, how ever, prevailed, but not, unl it one tribe buried alive a woman with tier Dabs' to slop tlie infection, immediately af ter tha husband and fattier succumbed to the plague. THtif vtoi Ln.vr nor . The Cincinnati Commercial is responsi ble for the following: "She brought him a vest and a pair of pantaloons in answer to an appeal for old clothes, for he vv.s v" ragged. She thought they would fit hitn comfortably. He examined both garments attentively, and, throwing them down, exclaimed, 'There aio't no watch pocket, nor a hind pocket for a pistol.' " THE r ASH ION. Ladies, says a Western fashiou 'Writer, yon may friz your hair; do it up high, let it down low, hanging on your backs, "scrambled" over your foreheads, "banged" into your eyes, puffed up ar the sides, worn waterfall style, tied up in a doughnut, or any .other way you may please, and it will be all right for fashion says so. ' ' . " AXMAl REPORT OF IHIUIU. PLYaOlTH The present membership is 2,490; number admitted this year, 17G; schol ars in the three schools, 2,814; of whom 1,310 are in the Bethel Mission. Church collections for tho year, $35, 832, exclusive of $2,808 from the schooll; pew rents, f 71,000. The mu sic costs $7,500. A At AN whose morning dram hsid been too much for him,.in saddling his horse got, the saddle on wrong end foremost. Just as ho was about to mount, a neighbor came'iip and called his attention to the mistake. The horseman gazed, for a ni( ment at tlie intruder, as if lie was in deep thought, and then said; "You let that sad dle nlone. How do yon know which way I am going?' And he looked dagger at tlie otlicious neighbor. . An article ill tho Brooklyn Eagle, on the choirs and choir music of tho City of Churches, says there are in the city 235 churches, whose aggre gate expenditure for music is annually $170,850, or an averege of about $750 to each church, -The most expensive, choir posts about $8,000, tho next $0,000, the next $5 000 and so they run down the scale to nearly nothing. As frosts unlock the hard shells of seeds and help the germs to get free, so trouble develops in men the germs of force, patience and ingenuity and in noble nature "works the peaceable Iruit of righteousness." A gentle schoolmaster it is to those M'hoare ex ercised thereby. Tears, like raindrops, have a thousand times fallen to the ground and came up in flowers. The worst case of scltTshness that ever has been presented to tho public einenat ed from a youth who complained because his mother put a bigger mustard plaster on his yningrr-brnUier than -sue., did oa h'oj. THE MAffOXH;