PortlRndLibmy r ir yuu uun 1 ncnu IF YOU SEE IT Irt Tha Plii.inflPii.lav The Plaindealer 1 You Don't Get tub News. IT IS SO. Vol. XXVII. ROSEBURG, OREGON, MONDAY, AUGUST 17, 1896. No. 48. A. SALZMAN, (Successor to J. JASKDU5K.) Practical : Watchmaker, : Jeweler : and : Optician. DEALER IN WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY, AND FANCY COODS. sltt- a Miaftt a Sicotlt 9'. Cioiniliio LSi:iv.illui Kv o GlasHen nul Spootnolos A COMTLKTK STOCK OF Cutlery, Notions, Tobacco, Cigars and Smokers' Articles. Also Proprietor ami llnuatcor of Koseburg's Famous Hnrgain Store. it STHTE -f SCHOOL- i:icciitii Year llclii.i September 7tli, 1896. Three Distinct Courses: Normal, Academic and Music. ijtate diplomas, conferring the decree of Bachelor of Scientific Didactics, awarded to those bo complete the Normal course, and pay the required fee. Diplcmis from the school to those who finish the other courses. Thorough work and teachers.training department. Erpensea low. A limited amount of work will be given those who wish to thud pay a part of their way through school. Drain is a quiet, healthful little.town, situated 30 milea north of Rcseburg, and has no saloons or other places of vica. The people are moral and true friends of the student. The year just closed has. been a prosperous one for the school. For full particniarst send for new catalogue., which will-be" promptly mailed to you. Loris Bakzee, B. S. , President. EisieBiBea0iia9Kiiieieiiai0i9iiaB 5 H. T. BLUMB,. Prorr.etor ol The City Meat Market, And Dealer in PRIME BACON, HAMS, LARD, AND FRESH .MEATS Orders Uien and Delivered Free to any part of the City. IE0B0E9I A.C.MR5TER5&Co 1 simmi 3 F "Wa,ll Paper, LIME PLASTER A FULL LlflE OF ALL ORDERS PROMPTLY FILLED. Real Estate Bought and Sold or vojmKxnnxunr. Farms, large and small, to Rent, AND IMMEDIATE POSSESSION GIVEN. Stock Ranges, Timber Lauds dud Mining Properties 'Prune and Hop Lauds of best quality, in choice locations in quantities to suit intending purchasers, at reasonable prices and easy terms, inquire ot 3D. S- -EC. BXJIOK, .A ldaitt7,,Flsn and Game, In Season. OF ALL KIND3. Roseburg, Or. A Choice Collection, at Prices that Sell AND CEMENT. WINDOW GLASS The new year opens Sept. 14. formation adclrcwH, AR(fBROS. Sacrifice Sale Now in M. F. Rapp, LEADING z perscription DRUGGIST, Jsck-on Street, Roseburg, Ortjoo. 4- Patent Medicines, Perfumeries - Toilet Articles. swmmmimwmmnmmf; ZIQLER & PATTERSON,. Depot Grocers DEALERS IX ALL KINDS OF STAPLE AND . FANCY . GROCERIES. COUNTRY PRODUCE Give us a call. Goods delivered to Corner Lane A Sheridan Streets, The Collins House Kirt t s-ticct cast ol Depot, one block north. JWL. JWC B. 2T -M, First Class $1.00 per Day House. Kcct-ntly remolded, renovated and refurnished. Ki;i:n and i.ivimv htaiii.i-: i? conmxtion. WYLIE PILKINGTON, Successor to General Blacksmithing TROTTING AND RUNNING PLATES A SPECIALTY, REPAIRING OF ALl. KINDS I'ROMITLY DONE. Hliup 011 Corner "WiiHliliijiton nnd Knnc 8tn., Roscliurir. ROSEBURG Marble and Granite Works. B. W. Marine Estimates Furnished on all Ofllce mill Hnlenrcout. 1711 Oali Street. SOUTHERH OBEGOH ii aoi AHHLAMD, OR. Tho only NonnalJSchool aonth ot Monmouth which baa a four -year Kormal couth of study and crania unlimited Stato Normal School Diplomas good (or life. Graduate ol this school arc allowed 62 credits by the Uni versity of Oregon and arc ad mitted to.tlie Freshman class without examination. Training school throughout the year in charge of mem bers ol Senior claw and critic teacher.-; Qthcr.COurscs: iCol lege Preparatory, Business, MuiJei'Art.'Tcachcrs' KctIciy Classes, f- nation KSA, hall board 1.7. Xamlly board V.M to 4iX, Jodfftne In dormitory 60 cents, student famishing bed-clothing. Fine winters. Dure water. and good society. For ucw Catalogue or special In W. T. VAN HCOV, President. Progress. I A COMPLETE LINE i OF J Holliday g Goods FOR J Gentlemen, Ladies m and Children. BOUGHT AND SOLD. uny part of the City in short order. ROSEBURG, OREGON G. W. NOAH, AGHISON & CO., Projrs. Dealers In all kinds ol and (Jranito Monuments and Headstones, 3. Portland Cement Curbing lor Ccinotcry JLotH. kinds of Cemetery Work POPOCRATIC DEAIAQOGERY. Stock Arguments of Calamity-Howl-ers Explained and Examined. A Pouieroy (Wash.) correspondent to the Oregonian, says: One of the stock arguments of the pop ocralic howlers is that the gold-bag capi talists and millionaires of the country are attempting to "contract th cur rency," and enhance tho purchasing power of gold. Has this argument, when sifted, even the semblance of com mon sense? Hearing a populist advance this so-called argument a few days ago, I aeked him "tho question, "Who are the plutocrats' in America? Who are pre eminent in this scheme of contracting the currency ?" He named over Gould, Vanderbilt and Rockefeller in particular. Ab this thing appears to be Tery 'catchy' with the unthinking, a little examina tion into its merits may serve a good purpose. It is a well known fact that the wealth of tho millionaires of tho country con sists of property. When the average man reads of the millions of the rich men, he has before his vision vast bins of $20 gold pieces; whereas, In fact, they have hut little cash on hand at any time. When we read of transactions in which these men have exchanged hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars, in no instance was there a transfer of gold. The wealth of the millionaire is prop erty, and stock in railroads, or other cor porations. What money the wealthy have is generally loaned out and secured by mortgages on property. Now the question comes, What possi- uie ieneni couiu 11 ie 10 men owning these large amounts of properly, stock in corporations or mortgages on property, to lavor laws that wonld contract the cur rency of the country and lower the valno of the very property which constitutes ieir wealth? Would there bo any good eense in it? What possible object could there bo in a man trying to depreciate the value of his own property, and with the property that forms the only secur ity for money he has loaned? Djea not every fall in property make him so much poorer, and make the security of his loans more shaky, and their collection more difficult? In short, the argument resolves itself into just this: The goldbugs are en gaged in-a big conspiracy to bring down the price of their own property, destroy their securities, and cot their rents in two. The property of the wealthy comes down with the property of the poor. All property is governed by the same laws. Those who own the most lose the most. To hear theso prophets of despair des cant on the efforts of the plutocrats to bring on a contraction" one would sup pose that the men owning costly brick and stone business houses take delight in having them stand idle and tcnantless and having their income from rents cut in two. It must be a melancholr sort of pleasure for manufacturers to hive to shut down their business places, and eee their machinery cold and rusticg, and the money with which they started their plants still drawing interest, and eating up their substance. itecem esumstes enow mat the prop erty of the Goulds and Vanderbilts in the city and state of New Yorfc has shrunken millions of dollars in value since the stagnation of business has been upon the country, and that their rental income has declined in proportion. Populists are howling ail over the land that these mil lionaires anu an men ot business or brains .who oppose their visionary schemes are practically engaged in tear ing down their ovn fortunes. A cardinal principle of their doctrines appears to be that men who are con necteu witu banks or corporations must necessarily be thieves, and are enemies to nianKinu in general, ana to the poor man in particular. According to the popocrats, the gold- bug plutocrats have been hoarding gold away in the banks for years, in order to make it appreciate in value. Do they not know that hoarded money is idle money; that draws no interest, and makes no dividends? Don't they know that money can bo increased only by loaning or investment in business? Why should men of wealth combine together to work lor eucn laws ana conditions as must make the profitable investment of money impossible? Are men of large wealth such fools as to have imagineJ that they could combine and bring about an enhancement of gold that would com pensato for the loss of interest, loss of profit on business investments, and the ehrinkago of property values that we be hold throughout the country today? The fact is that almost overy time a populist attempts to defend his theories he makes statements that only need tracking to their logical sequences to annihilate his whole argument and creed. The popocrat's argumeut is almost al wayu not an argument, but an appeal to prejudice or passion. They ignore the plainest facts of history; they discard contemptuously. the fixed laws of mone tary science that aro substantiated by tiio experience 01 nunureus ana even thousands of years of experience, in all forms of government and all concctvabl conditions. They seem to bo deter mined to not listen to the warnings teachings of the past, but to go on their mad attempt to plunge the bust ness ol ttio country lu eliaos aim rum and so bring untold misery upon thuso powerless to help themselves. They overlook the fact that if tho property and wealth of (be plutocrat were cut down 5 per cent he could yet live inattlneace, while if the scanty earnings of the poor, ho scarcely make a living now. were cut in two, it would invite starvation and untold misery. The obstinate dis position to turn a deaf ear to cairn. rea- Bon, and Willi eyes 8 nut to tacts ana uni versal experience push on regardlesa of consequences, is something to almost make ono lose faith in the ultimate suc cess of u government of the people by the people. HIS TIRELESS TONGUE. Young Mr. Bryan's transcontinental trip has been all a rush and a hurrah. From tho purling Platte to the ambling Allegheny his tongue has waggsd in cessantly and with vehemence, iud at all the water-tank stations along his route the political wiseacres aro still talking about him and what he said to them. In the Buckeye state and in Pennsylvania lie found strong men pros trated by the blighting, sizzling solar heat, butjhe was too busily engaged in saving the country to notice it. It merely eerved to lubricate his jw. In the state of Nebraska, where his ability as a talker is best known, they say that young Mr. Bryan never fails to be ready for an emergency. He is madiy in love with the sound of his own voice, and never misses an opportunity to ventilate it in public, One day when he was riding in a railway car in 'Ne braska a fellow passenger's hat dropped out the window, and a small boy who happened tobe standing where the headgear fell picked it up and ran after the train. A lot of people congregated on the car platform cheered the lad to encourage him, and in a moment young Mr. Bryan was among them radiant with expectation. "Where are they?" eagerly asked. He was ready to make a speech, and plainly showed dissapointment when be saw there was no surging assemblage of rustics clamor ing for him. But the canvas of young Mr. Bryan will not be all a raree Tshow. The effer vecsent period will reach its climax to morrow, when he has been formally notified of his nomination. After that will find a defensive campaign on hand which cannot be fought with vapid metaphor and mere catchy phrase. Crosses of gold and crowns of thorns will not satisfy the sober thought of a practical people. When the time for reasoning arrives and compels him to abandon his specially as a juggler in rhetoric he mav find himself at more of disadvantage than he has felt while capturing a crazed convention or satis fying the curiosity of gaping bumpkins X-roads stations. His mouth has served him well thus far. but if he de pends upon it to carry him to victory he wHl experience some difficulty in keep ing his foot out of it. For to all men it has become evident that the quantity of gray matter behind it i3 disproportion ate. Telegram. ABOUT HOPS. A New York Sun correspondent, an authority on hop statistics, attributes the low price of hops to over production. He eays : 1. The average price of hops during the last twentv years has been over 20 cents per pound. . Hops can be raised at eight cents per pound. . The average yield per acre is SQ0 pounds. 4. The value of good average hop land, when prices are normal, is $75 per acre. A simple calculation shows that for twenty years there has been an av erage annual profit per acre of $96; and that each year reckoned as an average would pay the whole cost of the land. Furthermore, in 1SS2, many hops sold at SO cents per pound, making a profit as above indicated of $560 per acre. Many farmers bought hops,'instead of selling their own, and in attempting to hold for impossible prices, finally marketed their hops for 20 cents per pound and less. Others again took their profits and in vested them largely in further hop lands. The history, therefore, of this trade is simply that the result of the last .twenty years of hop farming, if conducted on- a strictly agricultural basis, would have permitted the farmer to pay for his land twenty times over, and actually in one of these twenty years have netted him enough money to make him independent tor life. Can he be honest, therefore, wheu he attributes the depression of the last two or three years to a "crime" sup posed to have been committed twenty three years ago, and can he believe, growing Irotn oU to 1UO per cent more than the natural consumption of this country that he can get along or tho one baud without the trade of foreign coun tries that buy our hops, or that on the other tho coining of silver on an antique basis would suddenly increase the man nfacturo of beer from 50 to 100 per cent? A Peculiarity of the Campaign. Vice-Cliairman Apsloy of the Repub licau Congressionional Committee said yosterday: "A peculiar feature of this campaign which 13 lorceil upon my no tice in my work of disseminating litera ture is the fact that, while in former campaigns people were content with ab stractsof speeches, they now demand the full text of every utterance on the questions of finance and government revenues- that we can supply. There seems to be no literature too long or cumbersome for them lo read, and they want tho best speeches of the past decade on the subjects. While in the paat brief articles and paragraphs, which the cross-roads or street-corner debater could adapt and use in his arguments, took best with the people, iiow there is anoverwhelmingdemandfor the fall and complete argument. As a result we have had to revise our plan, and are now working the printers almost night and day to supply the demand which every mail brinda from all over the country, West and South, aa well as East. Wash ington Post. W. J. BRYAN ON OPTION. Mr.-Bryan, with regard to bimetalism, said in his New York speech : "If there are.two kinds of money, the option must rest either with the debtor or creditor." And he said, the interest of society in general requires that the option as to which kind is paid should rest with the debtor. If the option be with the credi tor, he will demand the better money, but if the option be with the debtor, he will pay the cheaper money." Hers we have the demo-populist doc trine from headquarters, from the great light of populism. Let us see how that will work. A manufacturer has a thousand men on his pay roll. When pay day comes, he is, sayIn debt $10, 000. In the course of business, the manufacturer has taken $20,000, half of which, say is in Bilver, he will, if the silver be the cheaper, money, pay off his workmen in silver, and vice versa, in gold should, that be the cheaper, as once it was. Then when the laborer went to buy his flour, meat, boots, coat or winter's fuel, he would have nothing but cheap money to pay for them, and the dealer would charge him a corresponding in crease in the prices of them to compen sate Jfor having to take cheap money. In such a case, who suffers, the monopo lizing manufacturer or the poor work man, eh? The manufacturer having saved or held back his better money, can. watch his opportunity and make his purchases of raw material with bis better monev at a great advantage. The reuribliean party has managed to keep silver and paper an a par with gold, boU in its purchasing and debt paying power. Consequently silver and paper are not inferior, in this respect, to gold. If silver were the .Btandard metal with business based upon it, and gold and paper were kept on a parity with silver, we would be opposed to a change of standard. The only advantage gold has now over coined silver is, it is sixteen times more convient to handle, and is therefore prefered to silver by the dif ference in the ratio between them, to sixteen. one No Dry Rot Competition. Some of our more or less esteemed con temporaries are worried over the incon sistency of indorsing the national repub lican I platform ai.d supporting avowed advocates of the free and unlimited coin age of silver heresy for congress. So far as this district is concerned republicans do not believe that silver is the only question which concerns our people. They belieTe that if every warehouse in the district were piled full of gold eagles from foundation to ridgepole it would do the farmers and fruitgrowers no good were the country being flooded with the products of pauper labor from the Old World. They believe that the experience of the past four years, including the time the ax was held over the country, has not been to the interests of our produ cers of wool, raisins and California fruits. They believe that no increase of any money would be of benefit if they could not get it in fair measure for their prod ucts, and they do believe that fair prices would obtain under the democratic pol icy of buying the products of Europe, China and Japan. -fc-ven wnen republicans do believe in free silver they also believe that a com bination of free silyer and free trade will take this country into ruin and entire industrial collapse. Whatever they may think of the silver issue as presented by the double-tailed opposition they want no more competition with the dry-rot nations of earth. Tulare Register. To the Public. On and after this date, I wish it under stood that my terms for all undertaker's goods are cash with the order. I find it impossible to do business on a credi basis, and belive that I can do better by my patrons and myself by selling strictly for cash. P. Benedick, Undertaker. Roseburg, Ore., April 12, 1895. A TRICK to turn straw into paper, our way. Straw hats carried over are not worth a song- We jumble our few hats together. Each we propose to turn into a dollar bill. If tho proposition strikes you we might be induced to take silver. You, the hat. J. Aeeauaji, Jackson street. To Trade. Two lots in Marshfield for hogs. Two and one half lots in North Rose burg, for stock ; hack or buggy in part payment. Call on I. F. Rice & Coi