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IT IS SO.
Vol. XXVI.
ROSEBURG, OREGON, THURSDAY, JUNE 13, 1895.
No. 30.
P g
A. SALZMAN.
(Successor to J. JASKDIXK.
Practical : WatekiiHker,
DEALER IN .
WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY. AND FANCY GOODS.
omnuo ISrazllIau Ero
A COMI-IXTK STOCK OP
Cutlery, NotionB, Tobacco, Cigara and Smokers' Articles.
Also L'roimolor and Hanngor or
J D. STRATFORD,
Attorney at Law,
KoomiSanil-l
Taylor & Wibon Block.
KOIEBOKU, OR.
Jt CRAWFORD,
Attorney at Law,
Kooai Masters Buildlnx, SOSZBDKO, OB.
lOVBcsiacES before Ura TJ. S. land O Hie and
raining cases a specialty.
Late Keceirer TJ. S. Land Office.
croEcr X. JIOIJ.
run. txq c-Tcrny.
JgROWK & TTJSTIN,
Attorneys-at-Law,
BoomsTandS
o & Wilson Block.
Ta
BOSEBCRG. OR.
w.
R. WUoLIS,
Attorney and Counselor at Law,
wai
l rncUeeinall U courts of th State. Ol
tfee Court Hooit. D005U county. Or.
tosia
C.
Attorney at Law,
KcMiy, Oregon.
Ofict orrr tkc FmtoOca 00 Jackson atnet.
W. CARD WELL,
Attorney at Law,
SOSZBCEG, OREGON.
J7 R. OOFFMAN,
Physician and Surgeon
(C. S. Examining Surgeon.)
OFFICE; Boons 6 and 7 Maulers' BuiMinr.
Residence. First door South ol Mrs. Carrier
Boardlsx Ilonsc
Swcial atfpntinn in J'l rrr
and th
Itoeascs oIWontTi.
J. OZIA5, 71. D.,
Physician and Surgeon,
La FaYrrxE Lasc
Jrxna L LoccBaaT
JyANE & LOTJGHARY,
Attorneys & Counselors at Law
JCMrtarj. Oregon.
iil
I pnetxa ia aU lb cottrta
tte Tarlac-Wnna block.
Or OlMUU.
Of-
tea ia
w
TLX, F. HETDON,
County Survej-or.
aad Notary public.
Oma: In Court House.
Orders far Surreria? and Field Xotf-i ihoaLI
be. addressed to Win I. Hejdon, County SnrJ
F. BRIQGS,
V. B. Deputy 3XlaeraI SBrreyor
and Notary PsbIIc.
Oma: County Jan BuHdisg, bp lUint
Special attentlcn paid to Trass&rs and
ww ' c j una.
Addresi. ROSEBTJBCy OR.
lyjTRA BROWK. M. P.,
Physician and Surgeon.
Rrcsis Caeas-j cf Weasa a Spedalij.
Oce, Up stairs. In the iluts Bonding.
Bmaeace. 112 Cass Street, ROSEBCBO.
g L. MTT.T.KR, M. D.,
Surgeon and Homoeopathic
Physician,
BoMtSrurg, Oregon.
VCanmie diaeaaea a rscUltr.
JERRY -J. WILSOii,
Watchmaker and Jeweler,
4xt Jackson Street
'4.
At Lueroea'i Cisar Factory.
B05EBURO.
.All Repairing eatrasted te
ay care wUl be FROXPTLT and
carefully done.
PEICE3 REASONABLE.
Hrmr5 ate s CcslU
H. C. STANTON
auiiuMinnTrii ccwina exvexiHT0 stock o
DRY: GOODS
CON6IBTIKO Or
Ladies' Press Goods, Kibbsns, TrinuaiEgs,
Laces, Etc., tc
ALSO A FINE STOCK OF
BOOTS AWD SHOES
Ot the beat quality and Cnlih.
GROCERIES ,
Wood, Willow and Glass Ware,
Crockery, Cordage, Etc,
AIM on hand ia tarce qtuatltlea and at pricea to
JUlt the timet. Alio a Urge rtoci of
Custom-Made Clothing
Which ia offered at evtt price. A full and
aelect atoek of
SCHOOL BOOKS
Conitantlroahaad. Ala? the
LATfST S0YLTIS IS STATIONER.
General af eat for eyerr variety ot labaerfpUoa
booki and perfodieaia pnbliahed in the TJiited
w ?!i..er!0&iwllUo reading matter of any
land will do to give me a ealL
: Jeweler : aid : Optieiai.
Glasses and Hnnninnlnii
Iloscbanrs .Famous Uanrain Store.
An Initiated Tramp.
We hare often thought that the tramps
scowiBg about the coaalry are a regu
iariy organized frater&ity, having a
general understanding with one another
and hamg a ritual of questions and
answers. The following instructive
dialoguo between our Sheriff and one of
these tramps proves that we are correct
in our surmises:
" From whence came you?'
'From a town in New York called
Jerusalem."
" What's your business here?
" To learn to appease ray appetite and
I T, J muuigoni
Irk .nTtnM ..... K..: r r , ... .1
Then you are a regular tramp, I
presume?"
I am so taken and accepted
wherever I so.
How am I to recoanize tou as
tramp?"
Br the largeness of my feet and
genera appearance.
How do yon know yourself to be a
tramp?"
"In seeking food, by being often
denied and ready to try again."
" How gained yon adinittanco in Rose
burg?"
" By a good many long tramps.'
" How were you received?"
On
the end of a nieht policeman's
ii. , . , ,
my
He took me several tines around
the town to the south, east and west.
where be found the City Marshal, Police
Judge and jailor, whea a great many
questions were propounded.
"What advice did the Judge
give
you?
He advised me to walk in nprieht.
resuiar seps asu to denounce tramp-
u,8-
TIT? r I
it in you do on of irom r-
With your permission I wUl be off
rery qafck?1 f'' ;t
" Which way are yon traveling."
" East."
" Of what are you in pursuit?"
" Work which by my own endeavors
and the assistance of others I hope I
shall never be able to find."
i r , .
mj uiena, yon are now in an in
stitution wbere the wicked are always
troublesome and the weary are as bad as
the resL ou wUl now bo conducted to I
the middle chamber by a flight of wind-
in? Rtnira mwtfinn nf ; I
a v. tt.o vi uiuio i
steps. ." Instead of corn, wine and
on tne wares ol tbe ancients vonrs
will bo bread and water for fim dan. I
Now follow your conductor and fear no
danger.
e.
The Eye of the raster Fattens Hb
Cattle.
lnia eoouid be written on the door ol
eyery feed t table in the land, for it ex
presses a most important truth in concise
form. If a man has no natural Iikin? fnr
f h frw.lr KnnAM t '- 11 1
... ... . 7 .
...w ' - uucjiica. lk u irai, mm i mr .
i,imn.H....k.V ;
ZtllTri lT 'h.rt
can only be acquired by students havinz
HU
. , .
i"wcu JUU Bluu- ne aexaiis can Do
BuixEBiaiiT Trnrrpn oni bra - i
r . . . i
. . , ,, ,
Z? !!lDf r80.1"! y.'.wh!ch "e d
0 v w. & ub. mjuidi m
i " " uutcB.
P.fnrVmn. f? .
and in the mm r,Ur. hv .ul ru 1
feeder should mor. mnn, ;i.i.
J m'J "J J Alia l
mnVllv ml in . .1..: n
" ""-
ju i.r-i- . . .
mc UIUU-
ucutc, nuicu is easiiv acauircd tnd
MM . Im 1 1 ..
is passes amonz loein
daily in bis round of duties he should
have a quick eve to Hcrnliniza
evnrv I
member of the herd and detect any little
i ,,. . .7 ' .
irregularity or trouble. Tbe successful
nuniimmgnlnllir. :. .,
. UCjUucBt
upon good judgment in bandline catUe.
Tf- it.:, -ii li ...
uia oiner nuaunca-
IlrmB rvNMrr ir Knl i:iS1. TT I
" uuk " may uu-
derstend the theory of callla brlinc
and how to enmnonnd ntt. f
scientific standi 7 Wv" " ,
. ., , '
:2 S!?5.vS. f
thabodiMof Ih.n5m.1. 1.1M.
unU- d. i. .l- it. .
" UlV.lt lUOJ
7.7'vT , ' 7 iao
he stock business at easy command, but
Ll5? 7Tll'0r"n!m,,8nd
l?Itfdg J!?11; Il0:rf"merB
only understood thefirst great law (kind-
neSBlOlBiArV n ,mi. .n.t I.. I si.,,.
, .u" 71 . f"cu '""""Brand. Helen
'uwbub, our Bioca interests would
be revolutionizefl. Let farmers and I
pXim-V hr,i. ..A. .......
herein 3.1 J" 7?!M
herein expressed and govern themselves
accordingly. a
A Catechism.
Pop. The price of wheat is advancing.
nep. vny aoes it advance?
Pop. Because silver does.
Eep. When did silver begin to fall?
Pop. Immediately after the demonn.
tization in 1873.
Ren Whv didh..f .i r .
per bushel in 1862 fa, 98 centi in 1870.
rf imv-v uiuii iiuui
while slver wm ahnnf t o ,?
owhat it Z:
Rep. I iudze vou nrn nnt tvi.io
- " .i-.,;,
id belter rad tin l!fl I
mn " r -in " B:. ,
later. T don't tuIUvail... js.i j u I
nut, nuu amsner vnnix.nua txjiuis. Vivian .iH(-itKnn. nimnin
fore silyer did.
..
eecretary of the bureau of Rfltlorfl f.
ROLL OF HONOR.
Report of Roseburg Schools for the
Month of May.
following is mo roault ol llio tinal ox
amination of Roseburg Public Schools
for term ending Slay 31, 1803.
tfeuqlred standing: minimum U or
cent, averago S3.
H. S. Department. Eighth tirade. A
Class Ada L. Smith
averago 00, Oscar
Lindsey 01, Warren Mc Williams 8G. It
Class Neal McCall average 00,
Robert Wilcox ol, Nathan Fnllertou 83.
Grammar Department. Seventh
Grade, Mma Bradley, Teacher, a
Class
Leona btjupo. u vera go OS, Luella
Ken
nedy 98, Clara McCoy 07, Louie Riren
Btein 07, Elva Wiuibcrly 00, Minnie
ShupeOG, Edward Ellison 90, George
Jones 05, Willie Currier 03, Delia Brown
02, Fred Field 80, Uattie Cloyd SC. B
Class Irving Gibson average 00, Mar
tha Shambrook 00, Grace Hall S3, Josie
Smith 85, Dale Strange 84, Maud Steph
ens 83, Earl Benedick 62, Gillis Wood
ward SI, John Hansell SO, Lucy Huntley
79.
Sixth Grade, Miss Limbocker, Teach
er. A Class Julian Josephson 07, Eva
Howard 95, George Wilcox 01, Sylvia
Stearns 92, Thos. McCarthy 91. Daisy
Perkins 90, Vernon Patterson 00, Flossio
Shambrook 00, Hudson Eccleston SO.
George Collins 8S, Louio
Kccleslun SS,
George Richards S7, Renie Black man 87,
Ross Hutchinson S7, Grace Shupe 87,
Minnie Lindsey 87, Eber Wright SG,
Lutie Sacry SO, Stella Hamilton SO, Ruby
Bailey 83, Charley Dunn 83. B Class-
Charles Pitcbford averaco 01. Graco
Ganger 01, Helen Willis 90, Dee Howard
90, Ara Burtis SS, Elviu Crutchfield 60.
Jennie Culver S5, Edna Hodson SO, Ed
gar Crulchfield SO, Ella Cox SI, Xita
Beard 79,
unu Grade, Miss Kidder, teacher.
A class John Boyd average 07, Dwighl
Berry 94, Effie Collins 04, Howard Hess
94, Zulu Kenyon 01, Lena Thornton 01,
IlatUe Lmser 03, Meltie Strait 93. Roy
Bellows 01, Frank McKeuzio 01, Maud
I cu 1 . ... ..... . . ...
cuaiuuiuoi ji, ijiiie ruefer yu, uiare
Bast 90, Miry Scht.uratein
90, Lillio
Stanton 90, Addio Sacry 90, Cljde Faulk
ner, 90, Cora Rose 83, Myrtle Uaiuwll S7,
Ldmund Langenburg S7, Ora Mnrphv
oi, dgnes i'ltclitord S7, Charley Harmon
86, Ray Ollivant SS. Loren Chcesman ST,.
ivaw ruiierton rj, .uaua blieriUan 73.
a class Clarence Look averace JM.
JStbel Lvarts 91. Fred Chanman no.
John Veatch S3. Morton Andin ss. i,n.i
Annii 60, Minnie Easton
Nj, -uttiur
Simmons SG. VoIdpv
nTrnt. C"; tf.ill. I
w, a.u... i
Kelly S3. OHio Dixon &!. Lul.i rinv.l n
'
Bertha Carton SO. Cure McCulIom so.
Joe Renfro 70. Mabel Yalea 70.
Primary Department. Fourth Grade.
Miss Hamilton, teacher. A class Bes
sie Kidder average 10, Fred Wollenberg
93, Archie Tufft U3, Wayne CnitchHeld
Ei, Ired IJrown J2, Charlvy Hess 'J2
naiui rJUcKiier VJ, Uardy Howard 90,
Ora McNamco S9, Alia Cannon SO, Dex
ter Jones Sy, Mabel Beltils S3, Leo
Shendan SS. Bertha Eetea SS. Mifi
Smith gs Hannah Y"o!!enben?X.S. TUntin
i - n ..w
Slocum SS, Minnie McCurdy S7, Uattie
in Otilur ST r'li.rl. vi.:i u- i: I
w., "uihj oi, uiiie
tJertie Sheridan S7, Nanuie
tare s, baiter Tones S7. Alice I.Jvim..
ston SO. Chester Renfro s;. riitrnni I
n SO, Eddie Buick SO, Kvacry Davidson
-ui.e Jjwuuruj tj, uail JCWCtl Sj.
m.. .... '
r, , t.i. I
v uiB-ujie u arm on 'Jl. Louuu Pntol
&s, lua rage ST, Grace King So, Maud
Grooma S5, Archie Dowell SI, Alta
Owens SO.
xnmi uraue, Jiisa UiU, Teacher. A
Class Reeco Wright average 95, Esther
1.0
AUUfc aura
Mulleu IB. Walter
josepneon yj, Liuie .Morris 93, Agues
Glooms 93. Gertie Moore 93, Etta Barke"
ck?. aim n a:a i.L . . "
t . .....
CaVl Johnson S9, Ethel Lewis S9, Ilaltie
xouea w, xia urutcnticia 59. Jessie
rwr, ci n:. c: . .
"mm .iuuiu c3, viiver i oi;ei
sijiiunuaumjo, jester i eou 57.
M' VtnZne SG, Earl Fletcher SO, Pan!
k . mi. n ii.k r- r ...
.... .... - i-
Anhin RT. n.ranm Ar 1.- o-. t. 1
7 . ' w -""M'"J oj, luomas
. o.n
.- K I I mn I a . I
-v'wu average
Alice aweenev ai. vera HarnM, u
uaynea VI,
KrtnV Tn.hh Ol tli. ,r I
J
j, imi iu ivearnev a.
u.-r.in , . ..
rmi.m pi t-; ... .... .
. ..w".v i
1 viiuuiwuu ajr, AjtUCI
ueoo w, urvei ueeco SS, Millie Heffner
o - ti.s n ... ... I
nL7Z , Z I-, amt
Rose Austin 80, Kthel Shune SO. Ralnli
I'PTrpnntn V . v-niiM T.-T ft- . r .
' 1 i
' O-J, .Mauu
rerry 85, Emma Sehlbredo 84
piM ' e ffS -'
uu.uho 01, , ,ui ciniuioua iU.
fVwnd Ats..w:..i..
a C aig Hnlrnn -rUr.t t.
' vvu,ta I I
. .
r,an strong,
l0D' r!!'6 !rff". a"0-
urimius, tna iicuuruy, Fred i-mci
Pearson'Maud Bride
gen-
. "'. "WWU' JiBUU WWBW,
ATflhlflP Allian 1 1 r. . 1 1 . .....
iweeto, mine
Morian, Waller Pearson, Daisy Freeman
Maud Cannon, Ada Mur .liy Vel
Bari"'. Kelley, Ed3 Hanse'
FnlkDer - B Class-Rank one, Frank
Kirk average at. nn.-r-,iM VI 2
T - ------ .auo.
lustin, Linnio McBee,
Frank Char
w.M.:. - .
imau, Charley Grooms. Ida
Worthington, Grace Wotthiugton, Mabel
""'ngion,urace Yotiuiugton, a
Wollenberg, Lfcrie Yates, James Poket,
Looney Unthank, Maggie McClalleu,
George Worthington, Ellon Flook, Edwin
Thornton, Thomas Carlon, Dclos Matth-
owi.
First Grade, Miss Parrotl, teacher. A
ni it . 1
vi9 inose averaging above So, Dollie
Jackson,. Agues Kcuyou, Arthur
bweeney, Roy Milton, Mervill Kenyon.
rloebcbaeffer, Avico Sheridan, Willie
Langenberg, Frank McCollum, Milton
n.i.n.t.1 11.1.1. itr-il...,..' ......
viu,vuuciui thai if ii tf uiieiiLfUr. iuprr i
Albert
Godfrey, Beryl Stephens. Ethel Sheri-
W..-I, it ',.-...- ....
wbb 3S. vzr j z: v;r
nivd Rvara it ri.Ti.. .. .
j j "iciuBiug
ol, - oe ar
;:.rr ' rauu s
irrn i. tir:n:.. t.i.-.. ,...
Edith Brown.
Tn il, a ni... f n. 1.-1..1..1 t ....
.. v. uiku w giauii iud
gbest honors belong to Miss Ada Smith .
who sudpd in matins nn .,...
U . " . r." ."su -
aji an a a ,n jil. iM-ur . 1 r i v i uuu ami avnwnH
' - iioijGu
McWilliatnsJalso successfully completed
the work otthls grade which is'"tho ex-
tent ot our course at the present time.
Neal McCall is at the head o( the B class
with an averago ot 00 per cent.
Of the twolvo whosuccccded in com
pleting the work.of.tho Sovonth! Grade,
six chose diplomas of graduationtfand six
certificates of promotion to nox'.'grado.
Thoso promoted are Clara McCoy,
1 I..:n'Dn!nl.t T.'I l; tr
"uu",-VD,""JOlel,, Ji,va """oriy, ma-
mo onupo, .ueorgo Jon?s (ana uem
Brown.
Graduates are Leona Shupo. Luella
Kenucdy, Edward Ellison, Wiliio Cur
rier, Fred Field and Haltio Cloyd.
Fiukk B. Hauu.v, Principal.
BUSINESS PERSONALS.
Now is tho tiiuo to subscribe
Umbrellasand jarasols at tho Novelty
For a good 5-cent cigar call on Mrs.N
Boyd
Go to the Novelty t lore for children's
clothing.
1'uro freuh candief, fruits and nuts
the Roseleaf.
A fine lino of gent's furnishings at llio
rsoveliy More,
Buy your furuishiug of Jack Abraham
and tavc money.
For Sale Old papers, at this oflico,
at 25 cents per hundred.
, ,
Iry the ice croam soda at the Kandy
KllCllCII. It 18 dellClOUB.
assortment at Marsters'drus? store.
Hats! hat! hats! Tue latesl. When..?
Just arrived at Osburu's now store.
Dr. Cofitnuii has removed his office to
ttie Marsters' building, rooms 0 and 7,
.btuokera' articles of every description
auu me best Drauds of tobacco at the
Roseleaf.
email prolits and quick sales is the
principle of success. Thai's Jack Abra
ham's policy.
The Kandy Kitchuu, in llio
Taylor A
to go fur
Wilson building, is the place
pure fresh candies.
Try the
Kandy Kitchen
Ice cream soda.
e nave no seconds or job lot goods.
uur Mock :s best m nualitr for tf.
nney. Novelty store.
you are in need of any thius in the
bat line it will pay vUu
.. - . .. I
iu examine mo i
wo stock at Oahnrn ..n .i.
n an irr in all Ueennis Irom 'Si mil
up, hanginc thrown in. Hall nn a n
f . . . .
jiarHiers. irnn i nrnniru.1 i
your orders.
wtMV'e tbe uso ot paying 'Sj ccnls
when you can get a good square meal for
la cents. Mop at the Centra! hotel aud
be convinced.
If you want a good suit of clothes fur a
little money call on II. C. Stautou. ex
amine samples, gel the prices and leave
your order with him.
Mrs. Lynue, a pupil of the late Pruf,
Speranzi of Milan, Italy, gives vocal and
piano forto lessous. Terms
reasonable
"eswouce at Mrs. Parties.
if .it, .. ...
i,uuuuv Hi.i IU Sliuer Willi nirnn
and bunions, have your boots ami siioo.
made at L. Introniinr,.'.
Retiring
neatlr ami nmtnr.il
U. Du Gas. nhvsiciau and
surgeon.
Oflico iir!air 5n I,..i.
I . . su .'.Ut
block.
Calls
w,.,-n"".u -uuitu
in town and country promptly answered.
Why palroniie traveling dentists when
Dr. Davis will do your dental work a
great deal cheaper and sb good airain.
Call and get his prices and Ins convinced.
J ust received our nem ttock of ric hats
nmtltoti. Straw hats at 7 cents and
up. Men's fine calf shoes at $1.-10 aud
up. Cali and see them at Richards Bros.'
Ilackct Slore-
r "ajnes uas
from tho East and opened dental narlor?
aino iuc ICiUIIIUJ
just
.in ,'. i . ... .
....... ..
- uuuuiug, waero uo win no
'IeeJ welcome arsons desiring dcu-
lal work
. ugenourg is still on top. He
: r.ii . ...
a iuu smca ot choice music, niu
sicai niHimniMMio x-;nv.n ,
"-wi wiiui a.4t 17. HLLU1U
.. ...ir.. . - . .
uit., viouu fjirini!i ot iri mi.-iiittr
. . ' '
J. J. Webb, tbe seenml lisn.i inrn;iii.
dealer in the Floed buildinL.. M f ui.
u,
n ilio vi,x.i t...: i.i r i ..
uuuuius, wn Jiiruibii i
80Wa ,n bli 1,00 ou ,1,B tuosl reasonable
term. r ...n , .
w. wiiu iiuu t i-nii iiii i inniinn i
gooils aud prices.
ten cents saved is ten cents earne.1.
Savoten cents by stotminir at tl c.onA
"
ra l rif l all A rwsn.. I . I r
V " wu "l"ro meai lor lo
ceuts, beds tho
same. Board and lod.-
: i.. a i. rn . " i
uvular fj.ou jier week.
ti
Those having second hand stmva.
uruilure, etc., for sale can receive the
milium rasu price ijy ca inu unon v.
II Ira, il. :. - . ...
iiiiiiuuiu anu SUPIHV ilea er.
"'''! aiile.... ..I l I
. a.ouu oiicui uoseuurir. Ur.
HufVQiirUrv
1. ,
. J MW.VO mill I I ;i I I'M II L I
uuuie rtiiu gave tne Irpihl Vm,
can I
out I l,om II iu "... . .
D .uvu. .uun;io uox iHciorv lor iphs
Haft 'nrllun.l r,-t.
. V...I.UVI IH-ll. Rl Jn( COO .....
8locl - J. Hum tit.
t Bigger, the iwiikl
bo Ccutral Hotel, is doing a flourishing
business notwithetan.ling the general do
preseion. Ho sols a good table,
his
Prlcos are low and ho makes eyory effort
lo please his patrons.
JT
Webb basopened a second hand
store
corner i
Second 1
bo
bought and
sold, and tho natronm nf
ll.n ....t.i:.. .... " "
i.uui.v; o reapccuuny solicited.
":s uesinng monumental work
.:it .t it i
1," . .. ':,?.n. ' Loouy.' at lhL".r.!:! l? '""I1
""ou"u'6 "utkb on Uak street I
"r .bv ot ""..
. ' "".uiu. nieso wotkb nro
tnril 11L' out mmo Hm.
lul"'"h "Ul somo lino
uimi work.
U0 a baskot ,ueol'"S at
"va oeiiicmont school house, June
IB .. 1'rf.p..!,;,,,, l 11 .. , ., ..
ta.":. 7? " ' uuu "J
1.""l-u,nB "y "ov. u. N. Anncs
everybody is invited to bring their
rjasitotq.
- -
JOY AND PAIN.
If there were never any storm or rain,
Fair days would ceaso to bo so rarp and sweet.
It is when fainting on tlio dusty street
Wo mind us of tho woods. Ah, then wo fain
Would few among tho shadows onco a train!
We mg for winter, when tho wjld storm? beat
upon our ncaas wo pine for summer's heat.
There in no Joy without somo loss or pain.
To talfttllfo-aa-wp find It is the. art
VI living weU. Ah, Jet us not forget,
Jough lire bo dark today, therd may be yet,
When Bumpier comes, much joy for each aid
heart)
Perhaps God sends us trouhlo as a test,
To seo if H jrljl ptovo us at ou best.
Henry Coyle in Boston Transcript.
HOW JACK PROPOSED
'It's no use," said Jaok, throwing
himself into my most comfortable easy
Btiatr, and looking tho picture of mis
ery. "It's not g HJ of nsel"
"What isn't!" 1 asked.
"Trying toproposo to her," replied
j act
"Why Isn'it?"
"Becanso I an'tl" moaned or,
rather howled the poor boy. savaceiv
nt kicking my wasto paper basket over.
"Why can't yon?"
"Beoauso I Wen't enough pluck."
'Haven't yon?"
"Oh, confonnd your questionsl"
yelled Jack, tumbling right backward
in ms acsperatiOn. "It's bad enough to
P 'fantfcajly in lovo with tho most
"aBU, 8 wnp over lived, and not
ioo3 mo uouraga enougn to put tue
Question, withnnt h,vm tn
I tho CrOSS PTamfnnfinn rst TnU
I . .vuuuj nuu o
reading for tho bar and wants to get
ouuyragging witnesses. I
i t".
I - JW .v-w.mivuumJkOliJUU'
ing up, nnd looking liko ouo of tho
wiicnes in ".Macbeth." "I wnn't nT,.
mit to itl
"All right, old
said soothingly. '
man, all right,'
Nobody wants you
ta"
Tho fact is, " said Jack, sitting down
ogam ana assuming a sepulchral tone,
"if I don't bring it off, I'll I'll"
wnat:"
"I'll dlo of felo-de-se."
This was boiag legal with a vence
ance. Here was my dear chum six
montns sinco tho brightest, happiest,
merriest fellow in London deeply in
lovo with a youne nerson rallprt fri-r
(I don't to this day know her other
name, jacic never mentioned it), and
in mo oeptbs of desnnir hinca ht
couiun c nrineit off." if T mn-r c
bis own terso phraseolocv. Wn
conversations of this sort about six
times a day on an nverair. tint i-
l - . ., . --o-i
ueioro naa no tnreatened to
uiiiu uv etiner Dvrjisroi nr mnn
growled Jack hoarsely, and for tho mo
ment I believo ho was thoroughly in
earnest
I thought I'd trv tho
bl3foolisuness, so I said:
Fancy being knocked over in tMa
way by a puling girl, a weak, silly
""""'i isn seven a now wom
an!" Jack was all on firo in a moment
"She's not a weak, online?. ;nr
ture, and sho is a new wnm.n, hn
shouted, forgetting for tho nonce that
ii is not altogether a desirable thing'to
uv,u,uowun rnatieminine novelty.
(Parentheticallv I mnv naV- Cl,w ia
it that peoplo always end np defiances
of this kind with those mvstio word.
"So now." Why is it?)
Jact, I said, "writo to her. "
Splendid idea!" said .Tank trhn
been thinking of different wars of nm.
posing for six months and now hailed
inai 01 aolDS " by post as an entirely
?,no d ori8l?al idea. "Hero goes, and
lTTT awIny. old chap, for giving me
the tip.
Seizini; quito a nnirn nf iinnnarwT
Jack scribbled and toro up about a doz
en proposals in writing. Then ho turned
round, almost crying, and said that ho
couldn't do it that way, and ho wouldn't,
and he'd hang himself, and perhaps
then sbo'd be sorry, and and and
why was ho born?
My dear boy." I
hand on his shoulder in tho most father
ly way imaginable, "let's talk over tho
a a. . . - - w
T !?,?Ieu-r- I,ovr' suppose I proposo
"ISo," said Jack. "Sho'd thint- T
was afraid to ask her myself and refuse-
mo ou mo SPOt. ISO. I won't writo nn,1
I won t do it by proxy. Isn't thero somo
other way? Why don't you suggest
something, yon trreat. Inno tdinf ?.
stead of sitting there and grinning all
nicht?"
uikuk
it.n
inow. x wasn't j t i j
been sutrcestinc (himm n tun: -
. .w Ul IIUJC, DU
naturallv I Wt mi,M. u-t. r
. . - umu murciuru
l"J"p wa3 ent
For somo timo Jack smntwi .-.vnni
without speaking a word. After about
. . y
-u minutes ot tnis ho laid down his pipe
and began in a mrs- nnnloft
"I say."
"WOUr"
llfl.ti .
. uy"u iU1UK 01 anyotnerwny or
nronosniff?"
ttm ,
iicoi u uower wuicn means "I Iovb
ran ' A n.m TJlJ0Ve
Then, if sho wants you, sho'll wear one
meaning, 1'our sentlmonta nrn r.5nr.
UiM 1
. . - r "vuui uiMMvuv, smu
Ijnn T.rhllll Itinnli . U ... ,1 1,
uy oinerr
NftW I I n
".-"
uover been in Invn in
mv Imp. and nnrn. infomi i j
I found it rather hard toigivo Jack ad
vice Howover, I racked my brains and
at longth evolved this startling method:
J V.T uv, imu BU
a tufuau iu uer inrongn nor latnerr
"Ob, yon hopeless uiass of- imhpnll.
ityl" yelled Jaok, bouncing np and.
grabbing his hat "Bow aril t tn rin ihnk
wnen sno nasn't got a father?"
And ho flung himself outof tho room
in n towering passion and did not como-
S!" ! .ff S?"e aP.e F.el,l
marriages and divorens -urMnh .Wn,i
in thoso families whinh
T..i . .. .... .I"""4"-""
nam wua in iovo witn? Jo, thank' you.
. j
uimerBigiicu mat l no not allow
dead animals to bo buriod on my prom-
iscs, at Rosoburg, Oregon, or garbacBi
dumpod thereon or sand or gravol taken
tuoreirom, unless tho party taking saml
or gravel first contract with mo for tbe
right to so do.
rp . i . .
iiuMjiiiooerM win no prosecuted ae-i
cording to law. Aaron Rosk.
Roseburg, Oregon, March 17th, 1891
Buy your cigara at tho Koseleaf.
I had not qulto como down to earning
my living by boing a lovo rocistrar.
Well, yon will no doubt want to hear
how Jack really did propose In tolling
yon 1 must givo yon plainly to under
stand that I am only ropoatrng what
Jaok told me. J was not an oyowitnes3
of the heart rending sceno. It was like
this:
I was sitting one afternoon trying to
find, instances of men marrying their
motners-m-law (inevor camo across one
who did yet), under an .encyclopedia
heading called "Matrimonial Madness,
Types of," when Jack suddenly burst
into tho room with his faco all aglow
wttii cloiight.
"I'fo dono it!" ho shouted.
I shut up tho encyclopedia with a
bang. No need to go on looking for
types or matrimonial madness when
had pno in front of mo, J thought
"How?" I nsked coldlv. "How did
yon do it?"
My manner did not damp him in tho
least.
"I did it this very afternoon, and
I'll tell you all about it"
Ho eat down closo to me. breathing
very hard, and commenced:
"You must know that Cissy told mo
last night that sho was going down to
.uevonsnire today to stay with her aunt
You can bet J felt cut np. Well, after
eomo hesitation, I asked her whether
ho would allow mo to seo her off at
Paddington? She demurred a little, and
then said, 'Yes.' You can't think what
a pretty way sho has of sarintr 'Yes.
Well don't ho impatient, I'm coming
to it yon may feel nfeftv suro that I
was at Paddington an hour beforo sho
urovo up. And when sho did. arrive you
can imagino how I looked after her, and
got her ticket, and saw that her boxes
were labeled, and bought her all the
illustrated papers and a luncheon basket,
anu torn tno guard to keep an eye on
her, and all that sort of thing.
"Sho wa3 so awfully nico that I al
most went crazy when I thought of her
being away for a month, all among
lot of other beggars. Well, sho took her
seat, and I tipped tho guard to lock the
door and not let any ono olso in. I want
ed to havo that last fivo minutes all to
myself, yoa see?
"So sho niado herself comfortable
and told mo I looked awfully red, and
judging by my feelings I should think
I looked quito purple. Well don't bo
in a hurry tlio guard whistled and
called, 'bland, away, pleasol' and tho
train began to movo slowly out of tho
station. Just to say 'Goodby' I got on
tho footboard and put my hand in at
tno window. I had said 'Goodby' 12
times already, and sho looked so pretty
and all that tint I suddenly scrowed up
my courago and said:
"'Cissy, wfllyou?'
"Tho guard, called.out, 'Stand away,
please, thero I' but I kept on tho foot
board, and Cissry said, 'Oh, get off, please.
You'll be.hura'
Tno train was coins faster bv this
time, but I stuck: tbeno and yelled out:
Will you? Will your'
Sho looked awfully scared all tho
porters and guards and', passengers wero
snouting at me by this time and said:
'Ob, do get off. Will I what?'
We wero almost at tho end of tho
platform now, but I still held on, and
said: 'Will you? Will ycra? You know
what I mean. '
"Sho blushed awfully and said: 'Pray
pray get off! Ob, what lo you mean?
Will I what? Do get off!'
"Wowero just at tho end of tho plat
form now, but I was determined not to
get off.
" 'Will you? You know, will you?'
"'What?'
" 'Marry me:'
"Thero wero about 100 porters rush
ing up tho platform to pall nio off, but
I still hung ou and waited for her an
swer, bho looked at mo most imploring
ly and said:
" 'Do get off, dear Jack, do!'
"I shouted out: 'Will you? Say!'
"And sho answered, 'Yes.'
"I jumped off just as wo got outside
tho station, fell down, and two porters
snatched mo out of harm's way. I gave
them a sovereign each and took a cab
hero to tell you about it"
"In theoventof her refusing to marry
you," I said in my best legal manner,
you will not bo eutitled to any dam
ages for breach of promise, as tho de
fendant's assent was obtained under
compulsion."
But Jack didn't caro in tho least for
my law.
Tho sickening part of it was that tho
girl really was in lovo with him and
bad been waiting for him to ask her
quite as long as ho had been hesitating.
Thoy committed tho fatal act tho oth
er day aud havo gono to Nico for tho
honeymoon. Bah ! Million.
Mountain Vegetation In Africa.
Mr. Scott Elliott has been investi
gating tho botany of Rnweuzori, tho
giant mountain of central Africa. Up to
7,000 feet ho found grass and cultiva
tion. Then begins tho forest, which, np
to 8, COO feet, consists of deciduous
trees, sometimes with thick under
growth, sometimes quito open, with a
profusion of forns, mosses aud creepers.
trom 6,600 to 9, COO feet bamboos
grow, and tho predominant feature is
tho wetness of everything. Onlv very
few watery plants grow among tlio
roots. Above 9, COO feat tree heather
takes tho placo of bamboo and seems to
extend to tho snow, which Mr. Elliott
could not reach, aud even beyond. In
ono attempt to reach tho summit ho
found what seems to him tho AIniuo
lady's mautlo. On tho mountain birds
and animals aro extremely scarce Ho
saw a sun bird, green, yellow aud crim
son, abovo 10,000 feet, nnd also saw a
robin and a goldfinch.
Heath by Crucifixion.
Death by crucifixion that is, by tho
cross was of eastern origin and had
been iu uso among tho Pcrsiaus and
Carthaginians long beforo its employ
ment in western countries. Alexander
tho Great adopted it iu Palestine. It
was not a Jewish punishment Kansas
City Times.
CiMarrli.
I!. W. "JllV Cn.Ml-ANY (lelltk-llll'll. I ll!lC
JiMt cumjilctcd tlio MTOiul liutlle of j cuir Vojre-
mmo MirKuiittiuiA. i unvu mm i.uurrn iur
cars wuicn iiiivcuii my ojrs, ncnring nuu
tomach. Krciiiicntlv wuuM lime dull licnd-
nclic for 1as nt 11 time. Pim-u Inkint; xour
remedy I linvo felt iioll-asreciible j-ymiilom.
Trusting you will imbHyli this as I int uuy
ono suflcrlns from nny of tlio iiIhivo symptoms
to lio benclittcil. Kindly m-iiiI me tno moru
bottles by return ciin-i. (Sipmil)
it it. i-i;kuei;i(.-k ni-; kii'ilmomi,
tfOUltlc. WBil.
Kvcrv mull brines n new bnteli nf iL-itlmnn-
lals for Joy's Vcgctnblo 'iniiiiirilhi.
Ico cream aud ico cream soda at Ihe
Kandy Kitchen.
AGT0ES BY NATDBE.
LL ARE SUCH, ACCORDING TO AN
INSTRUCTOR IN STAGECRAFT.
Every Child, Ho Saya, Is Born an Actor, bnt
tho Gift la In 3Iost Cases Soon Marred by
Self Consciousness Early Training- and
lis Powerful Effect.
"Tho ability to express, in voico and
faco and motion, tho ideal which the
mind conceives is tho actor's talisman
of success," said awoll known instruct
or in ono of tho dramatic schools when
asked to define tho essential qualifica
tlon of ah aspirant for dramatic honors.
"Not to represent a character, but to bo
it, is what wins tho audience. Great
earnestness cqunts, of course, and deli
cacy of conception, careful training, ex
perience, and all that, but complete
abandon to tho emotions of tho moment
Is what sways mon's minds. That ia
genius!
"Every child is a born actor," ho
went on, "and to prove that wo havo
only to watch tho expression and move
ments of a littlo child when it is in a
room by itself and is unaware of specta
tors. It will bo imitating in pantomime
alternately tho persons and animals it
knows or has seen. Enter the room and
ask tho littlo one to do that over for
auntio or uncle, or whoever it may be,
and immediately thero is a change. Self
consciousness has como in with tho
looker on, and tho child is constrained
and shy. The graco of movement, tho
bright, animated gesture and inimitable
expression aro gone. As tho child grows
older tnis constraint, this repression, in
creases, particularly in America, where,
Irom babynood, sho is taught to disguise
her real feelings. 'You must not laugh
aloud, it isn't refined; you must walk
quietly and sedately and not attract at
tention. '
'This is a samploof tho lesson of Eelf
repression, inculcated line upon line,
precept upon precept, day after day, un
til tho real nature becomes walled in
within tho artificial one. When that
girl gets to bo 20 or more, sho has a
yearning for tho stage. Sho feels that
Eho can portray some of tho characters
which so interest and appeal to her. Sho
enters a dramatic school: but alas, it
is too late. Tho desiro to act is there,
and tho accurate conception, but tho ar
tificial rouhno so instilled by precept
and practice has becomo inextricably
interwoven with the natural instinct,
and it cannot bo eradicated. She is in
the shackles of self consciousness.
'My greatest find in tho last year or
two," continued tho speaker, "is a
young Pennsylvania girl who camo to
mo with her mother last season. 'My
daughter has been educated in Paris,
and sho is most anxious to sq on thoJ
stagc. fane feels that she can do some
thing in that lino and will not bo con
tented until she tries, ' said tho mother.
I looked at tho girl, who sat quietly by.
with rather an indifferent expression on
her iace, and was not prepared to find
in her anything very promising. Sho
was about 17, very dark and quite good
looking, i asked her to recite something.
She stood up and began to repeat a poem
about an Indian nurse. Tho nurso was
fester mother to a king's son, had nurs
ed him at her breast along with herown
child of tho samo age. In a revolution
tho mob camo to kill tho king's son,
and tho nurse, in loyalty to her sov
ereign, substituted her baby for tho heir
to the throne. Beforo tho girl was half
through with tho story I had to stop
her. Tho tears wero running down her
checks, and I realized that my own eyes
were moist That girl is going to make a
namo for herself. Sho seemed to acquire
by intuition what other pupils would
take months to learn. I attribute her ex
traordinary power of expression to her
having been brought up in Paris, free
and unconstrained in an atmosphere
whore every ono is enthusiastic and is
not ashamed of it and whera emotion
is expressed naturally.
After a brief interval of instruction
placed her on tho road where sho
would como directly in contact with the
technicalities of tho business and havo
tho advantage of being with a good
company. It will not bo long beforo tho
public hears from her.
It has been my cxperienco that tho
French, Italian, Spanish, Mexican, He
brew any of thosoutheru races possess
this nameless abandonment, this per
sonal magnetism, as it were, in excess
of any other nation," continued tho
speaker. "And whero it is found in an
eminent degree iu Americans they gen
erally have somo strain of foreign blood.
Americans mako unsurpassed character
actors that is, when wo wish to per
souato miners, westerners, Now Eng-
Ianders, farmers, darkies, any of tho
anous phases of typical American life,
wo find amplo material right at hand.
If, however, wo wish to depict a draw
ing room sceno with setting comploto
and to tho life, wo must call on a for
eign country for tho actors. It is a lam
entable fact that, so far as tho stago is
concerned, wo mnst go to England for
our gentlemen. For sonic reason tho
leisure class iu America, tho men of
breeding and culture, when choosing a
profession, do not select tho stage. It
may bo that tho calling of an actor is
not looked upon, on this sido of tho wa
ter, as Mifiicieutly dignified; but, be
that as it may, of all the applicants for
histriouic honors in this country only a
few of them are recruited from tho
;uiks of recognized gentlemen's sons.
Iu England it is different Thero aro
number.- ol" younger sons there who
havo no money, who aro debarred from
omg into trado ou account of tho fam
ily escutcheon, who havo not tho men
tal ability to become doctors and law
yers, and lo whom tno stagu offers a
practical and interesting solution of tho
dilemma. They mako first class actors
for tho parts wo need, becanso thov pos
sess tho one indi'jijiensablo qualification
of having como straight from the draw
ing room, briugiug their faultless man
ners with them." New York Sun.
Treasurer's Notice.
Notice is hereby given to sill ersous
holding city of Roseburg warrants, in
dorsed prior to ami including Nov. 7tli,
IS!':!, to present tho samo at the treasur
er's otlice in llio Fiist National bank for
payment, as interest will cease thereon
after tint dale- of this notice.
J. C. SiiEfiiiMN, Treasurer.
Roseburg, June 10, IS93.
Turn out oycry body Friday evening to
hear tho popular lecturer on tho sceues
aud incidents of tho jebelliou. -
A DESPERATE STRUGGLE.
Captain Jack Crawford's 3Ildnight Adren-
tnre With an Apache Indian.
When within a few feet of whera I
stood, tho stalwart savage, his mm
gleaming with hatred, lifted his knifa
and sprang toward me. I leaped for
ward to moet him and succeeded in
grasping tho hand which held the weap
on, and with a grip like a vise held to
it He clinched with me, and a terrible
strugglo ensued. We fell to tho ground
and rolled over and over in our desper
ato strugglo for the supremacy, yet I
clung to his wrist, for my life depended
on preventing him from using the knife.
In our struggle I noted that wo were
nearing tho brink of the precipice, and
I hoped wo would go over, for death In
that manner was preferable to being
slaughtered by a savage hand, and there
was keen satisfaction in tho thought
that my enemy would dio with me.
Nearer and nearer we rolled in our fear
ful struggle for tho mastery, I endeav
oring to roll over tho brink, ho to pre
vent it, until at last, to my great satis
faction, I felt tho edgo of the cliff begin
to crumble beneath me, and down Wa
went
Wo struck the bottom heavily, and to
my astonishment neither of us seemed
to ba greatly injured. I fell almost un
derneath him, and in a moment ho suc
ceeded in getting me on my back and
sat astride of my prostrate form. He
had dropped his knife in our fall, and
seizing me by tho long hair near each
ear began to beat-my head against the
ground in an endeavor to stun mo into
insensibility.
Thump! thump! thump! my head was
beaten against the ground, and an an cry
voico greeted my. ears.
I'll teach yon to grab mo that way
and choke me half to death (thump!
thimp!) and then roll out of bed with
me. (Thump! thump!) What's tho mai-
ter with you? Are you crazy?"
It was my wife. Sho sat astride of
me, and at almost every word gave mr
head a thump against tho carpeted floor
of our bedroom.
It wa3 all a hideou3 dream. In m
desperation I had seized her, and we
had a terrible struggle, finally falling
out of bed upon tho floor. Captain
Jack Crawford in Homo and Country.
A CHICAGO TRICK.
Bnt Somehow the Drummer Couldn't Seem
to 3Iake It Work.
'I saw a queer trick in Chicago the
other day," said tho drummer as ha
lighted a fresh cigar and pared his nails
with his pocketknife.
Of course two or threo of the group
wanted to know all about it and he
con tinned:
"One of you let me havo a clean tl
bill for a moment Ah, that's a daisy
of a bill just off tho press last week.
Now, then, I lay tho bill face down
ward on tho floor thus. Tho chap who
did the trickwas not a professional j'ng-
gier, out ne did it with neatness and
dispatch. I don't say I can do it myself.
bat I'll try."
But what is tho trick?"
Why, I tako my knifo and cut tho
bill lengthwise so. Then I cut it cross
wise so. That divides the bill into four
equal portions, doesn't it?"
Every one in tho group answered that
it did, and tho drummer gazed at the
pieces awhilo and said:
"Tho trick is to blow tho pieces to
gether so that tho edges will unite. The
Chicago man did it, but just how I
couldn't find out Let's see. I will now
blow. Ah, they do not unite. I will
blow again"
"What in tho Old Harry aro you try
ing to do?" demanded tho owner of tho
bill.
"Why, I'm trying to blow the pieces
together," innocently replied the drum
mer. "But you can't do it."
"No, I see I can't. Tho Chicago man
did it, but I'm not on to tho trick. Hera
are tho four pieces, and I guess you'll
havo to get a bottle of mucilage and a
sheet of paper and paste them together.
Awfully cnte trick, but I can't do it
Wish I could, but I can't"
Ami, strangely enough, tho owner of
tho bill looked at tho pieces, and from
the pieces to tho drummer and back,
and then called tho drummer a double
dyed idiot and walked off with the decla
ration that ho'd liko to punch some
body's beat! Detroit Free Press.
lias Fan With His Coffee.
"Some folks can't drink coffee unless
it's hot," said Mr. Goslington, "and I
don't liko coffee unless it is freshly
made and served hot, but I like to
drink it through all its varying phases
from hot to pretty nearly cold. I like a
sip ot it, when first poured, without
sugar or any milk or cream, when its
aroma is fresh and puncent and com
plete and quito unmarred by the admix
ture of any foreign substauce whatever.
Then I put in tho usual quantity of sug
ar and of cream, and then you have the
cup of coffee in its highest normal state,
and how delightful it is! Then, as I
drink it, I add more cream. Tho re
mainder becomes more and more dilut
ed, cooler and lighter and lighter in
color. Tho coffeo flavor becomes more
cud more attenuated, but it is neverthe
less keenly defined, and it so continues
to tho end. Tho last of tho cup is only
tinged with tho color of tho coffeo. It is
not cold, but nearly so. By contrast
with what you havo drunk it is grate
fully cool. A sip of cream with a coffee
bouquet, and you set down the cup with
a friendly feeling for it for what it has
contained." Now York Sun.
Honest l'eople.
A correspondent of tho Philadelphia
Press, writing from Normandy, says:
"So few tourists pass this way that the
answers to your first inquiries are like
ly to bo discouraging. 'Which is the
house of Charlotte Corday?' 'She cannot
beloug to these part's. Wo do not know
her!' 'But sho died a long time ago,
persists tho tourist 'They guillotined,
her because sho killed Marat' 'Sir,
this is a country of honest people. There
are no assassins hero.' "
MONEY LOANED.
First Mortgages on Improved Farm
Property Negotiated.
Wo aie prepared to negotiate first
mortgages upon improved farina iu Ore
gon, with eastern parties at it rale of in
terest not to exceed 9 ppr cent, per
annum.
Mortgages renewed that have been
taken by other companies.
AddreHs with stamp:
Mekvi.v Swouts,
-Baker City, Oregon,