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About The new Northwest. (Portland, Or.) 1871-1887 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 10, 1881)
-rr- t THE NEW NORTHWEST, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 188L -L- J. ' TURirnyn7iu ft., s , f 'Vebste rwai an aesthete, because he enihualaa tlcally ay In Lin dictionary that the verb 4speak" Is to utter. , . . - .The short crop Will make a corner on tobacco, and some speculative dealers will bite, oil more than they can chew. Aw Orleant picayune. 7 Thls is t way the Chicago Timet puts It: Gulteau wishes a. suspension of public opinion for one year, and public opinion wishes a suspen sion of Ouiteau for about twenty minutes.: ( An inveWatewajr, seeing a heavy door nearly ff its hlrttfes, Jn -which condlUon-of neglect' ft had been for spme tlmej observed 'that'hen it had fallen and ktlled-some one it would probably behung.r ; ' St. Louis will. noil, be beaten by-Chicago. Jfo sooner had Chicago, telegraphed that her horses had pink-eye than Kt. vLouis telegraphed that something fie pink-eye had..brftkfin out among her cows. , ' , ' . ""T ' "' A pretty woman may flirt with a fop ias a pas ' time, but when it comes to marrying she always - prefers a man with brains enough to earn a re . spectable-41ving an4-rauscle enough-to-help lace her corsets. : ' . A learned' writer asserts that "Heaven keeps ZourJIjrhts burning while we sleep.- Well,-it does look thatwav wIuFnlhe fleures""6ria"gas bill stare the average cltiien in the t&ce. Detroit VceiVcM. .- ' ----- Was It instinct or careful drilling? The horse that an Iowa colonel of militia rode during the war has just died at Keokuk, aged 30 years. Up to the last moment every time he heard a gun fired he would try to run. . Good-looking women are generally weaker and less capable of getting along than plain ones. Ily " watching the horse-car conductors, we have ob served that a pretty girl requires twice as much assistance to get on a car as does a homely one. Jionton tU The third class of naval cadets at Annapolis has been suspended and shut up-on board ship until rfurther orders. About the severest punishment that can be Inflicted upon a naval cadet Is to send him to sea. It is quite as hard as compelling a West Point cadet to go Into the army. Jjurliriy- inn lfawkeue.. . " ' " N - - t - u . - - - ::rrX New Jersey widow couldn't earn si dollars a week at the wash-tub. She became a'clalfvoyant and her income increased to.sixty. Jt just show's that-a-man---begrulge8 - the - q uarter, ha- pay afor washing his shirt, while he will cheerfully give a dollar to stick his nose into the other world before the show begins. Turner" t Fall Reporter. In Boston, recently, during banking hours and with all the clerks present, a man stepped behind the counter, walked to the safe, entered, took up a-package containing $800,000. belonging to the . president of the bank, and walked away with-it unmolested. The man who executed this cool ' proceeding has-always stood high in the com munity, and is well known. He is the president . 'of the bank. Bonton Post. An exchange says: "A first-class French cook readily commands a salary qual to that of a bank resldentrbut thlslact does not appear to stlmu ate Americana to enter the culinary field." Of course not. Art American may become a good . cook, but the process of becoming Frenchman is " wherein he would be apt to fail. It Is ..next to impossible for an American to become a French co)k..-?Sorri$toum Jlerala. ' The Connecticut man has outdone himself, and - gone a step beyond . the woodea .nutmegs His new Invention is an imitation of the nickel flve- , cent piece 'npftstbo.ariJig rnade them as an innocent diversion, he avers, but lninnclnhairr ".- it appears, Deacon Klchard Smith's fellow citizens have. been dropping theni-into the bob-tail car boxes. The - Government has declded'ihat the -.Connecticut man has carried the paper currency theory too far, ahdjie has been suppressed.-- Young ladles of, the best families have deserted the old Idea of refinement and are about to put that quality on a new basis. Instead of sitting around and embroidering tidies and painting pond 4ilie4n a shingle they now devote them selves to the culinary art. An uptdwn young lady has recently frosted three Jeaves of cake t with eminent success,, the only difficulty being - that she used salt instead of sugarorthe ground- work". Perseverance, however, will eventually correct little mistakes, like that. Sew JIaven . Xegi'ter. . ' -........,.'... .... . Old . Uncle 3fde went Into -Levi Schamburg'a store, on Austin Avenue, to buy a silk handker chief, but was almost paralyzed on (earning the -nrlce. Levi exnlalned that the high price of silk goods was caused by some disease among -44e . silkworms. "How mucn does yer asx xor nis nean piece of tape?',aske4 the old man. "Ten cents," ' ,was the Teply. "Ten cents! Jewhlllkins! so de tape has rlx I spose de cause ob dat am because -ar'ssumfin de matter wld de tape wums. Dis - seems to be" a mighty tough year on wums, any-, how." Tera Siflingt. An unsuccessful suitor, Joseph K. Reeve, pub- , lishes the following card in the Jacksonville Sentinel to soothe his wounded feelings and ; lacerated heart: "I was-called -from Happy atnp-on4i 4iUsineiwiTipl9Urant'f .Xass, and .while there I was cited to a nice and tasty young lady, and a school marm at that, named Mollie ' Simpkins. of Kock Point, who was represented to me as being about thirty years of age. I Im mediately telegraphed her that I " would come down and make lifer an otter of-jnarriacetthjeh . she accepted, and" asked me to come at . oncer : I started for Kock Point next day, when I was In troduced to a young lady, but not the one I had been correspond! ng-wfth, and - then- found-trat .. that Mollie had come to Jacksonville to get her teeth fixed, and now she still persists in calling herself a 'young' lady." Tlilrtv"murderers"areln Jail In Philadelphia awaiting trial, and it is thought that not less than half of them will be convicted of murder in the first degree. The microscope shows the hair to, be like a coarse, round rasp, but with the teeth extremely Irregular and ragged. "r ' . The segregate of income liable to Income tax in EtigUnd has risen from 2,:,uuu, wu in lOTo 52,890,000,000 In 1880. w - ' ... ThnoHo1rht ft fnrrible curiosi ty -In -the shape of a four-year-old conflrmeudTunkaruT " A poultice of fresh tea leaves moistened with water will cure a stye on the eye. A :. . " 1. it i METRICAL MEQNGET '"HE TACKLKD THE ftAKERJUkL A quiet yoang man from Hhanghikl Indulged in piece of tntnc pal '; t- I1U life work I o'erj t. j form 'heM no mon' . ' WlII viNlbl be to' tbe l. i . r.TIIETIC LOVE. . THf APPEAL. - . ; Primroisf Iell-Cruncan hIJJ . Mtild ah. quite too fuo'-J r- -riuine1 thiJ cat-Ulla 'brWlJerr laid" ' On thjr gown pf bliiJ- , ' Brlc--br of mjr delre, Wltii tblne jre of peoork fire,- -" Vttereat maid beneath the aun, Let the Blahop make ua one -Cultured maid, ab, do! . T1IS DENIAL. ,-.,. Ah, tH6u fell wan Illy man! ' Quite too fourteenth-century man ! Whlitp'rlng to my atorky fan, lite thee hence I "Ah, do J . All of ua connuminate girl Wedded are to rrewel twirl. 31 tf f jn at I ng I abhor, alr Never even mate a anucer. Know that I am ont already, , In niygowjof blue.; ; vj" r Aud I chooae that you and I, air, Will ahall be two too. coxcLrsiox. , 1ld he pine, IntenaeJuiUCatedV Like an odd piece, never mated, Oh, no, no; Quite not.ao. -, iirf ull and half and quarter moon, . And Juiit the leawt bit out of tune, lie 'kept up hla too-tooting beneath the ludy'a caenient, Apd now the pair are turn Uh I ng a lovely EngllHh baaement. , '2-Ilarprr't Ilatar. THIS IS DEEP. X XI A gentleman walked out one day, And In a wlldwood found A little loneaome girl, who lay i. Ik'xerted on the ground. Now, ahoiild thin man, kind-hearted, aay, lUifeJhlaJJ?jnTd;.! Anuvlnng her up." now. tell ua. pray. Would he ( IT ' Hoftly olepped aheNwer the lawn , : In vuhlure- llght andxfreel A floating angel mlghOiave drawn Her hair from heaven In Axglory dawn. And her Voice, rang llvery Then up abe roae on her tiny tlp-toea; Her white hand catcbea, her flngera cloae- 4 You are tall and proud, my dainty But I have you now," aald ehe. Oh, lightly over the lawn Htep for atep went hl . Thinking how, from a hiding pltu-e, The war of roaea In her face Dear Love would laugh to aee. t" . Two arma auddenly round her he throwa; Two moutha, turning one way, clone . "iou are. tall and proud, my dainty roaet: But 1 have you now, iald he. AN UNEXPECTED RI8BT. I atood oul the porch at evening, . .When the aun went allently down. Ami the June-bug bright,. In the atarry night, . Flew merrily through the town. Oh', aweet were the gentle lephyra That blew from the balmy aouth ; And red were the 11 pa and aweet the alpa' ' 7 That 1 took from the pretty mouth. , - 1 - - Her tiny walat waa encircled By arma ao atrong and true. !'-" SaldJI, Whoae ducky are you, I6vet,' " "Youra," ahe murmured, "and whoae are yoo TV , , Oh, the hallowed houra of tliat evening t . Oh, the cruel caprice of fatel - r- Her father, unkind, came up from behind, f And fired me over, the gate. ; ' , , . . . - "AN EASTERN TARSON OUT WEST. V. ... -i I talked of aln; and they llatened In awe - Aa I told of lla cauae and governing law J lu the moat cfTectl've manner; . .. - - f And one from out the gathered. .throng -w- r Cried out In pn'thoa deep and atrong, "That's- what'a the matter with Hannah l' ; I looked around for the troubled dame, , 'And called her outTby her given' name, ' : (For I did nqt know the other), .. And aald with a sigh which the. crowd could hear, ''" Woman called Hannah, If thou art near, Approach thy Christian brother." My hen re r laughed at my earneat cry, ! A ml m pu t -a 1mu t y over -h la-e '" 1 -. Cried one In mocking fashion. ' - .' , ' - But I paid no heed to the scoffing few' v "Hannah, my sister, I call for you In love not wrath or passion. r- -- "Come, then, to the altar, O child of woe I" Then spoke another, Not any for Joe I " I wondered at him slightly,: " And said, "Oh, Joseph, the flesh Is w,ek.; It makes meTtrcmtlle tu hear you speak Of holyjhlngs so lightly.", y- . Then up from the heathen came a cry ' ,u Of "Bully, old fellow; bow that for high T" fairly made 4ue ahiver';.' , ' , And I trembled In heart, as well as In limb, Aa theyflendlshly crled,"put a head on him, Jim, And pitch him Into the river ! , But I stood my ground and commenced to tell ; Of certain flres In a terrible hell That would burn them up forever . . If they lived for the world. Hald a man of pelf, , "Oh, fUy' Ta know how it la yourself I" Te hta I answf red, " Neiei I" "And started for borne, aa they"wonld not yield. And I had .neither aword nor shield - -That might defend" my banner; " "And lo-Jay 1 sigh IbT In rilHUttl Of ntn Which one poor womanla working In, Whoae given name la Hannah. MISCELLANEOUS ADVERTISHMENT8. The Northwestern Marriage Insurance Co. ;Z pr PORTLAND, OREGON. I N CO It IH) HATED UNDER THE LAWS OF OREGON. , Charter Perpetual Capital, G 1 0O.OOO.OO. CI I A ULEft II EG ELE, president; -JAMES STEEL, Treasurer. , - OFFICER8 I HENRY ACKEItMAN, Vlce-Presldertt -. A. Sr GROSS, Secretary. and Manager. - DIRECTORS I J. Wi AVH ALLEY, of the law firm of Whalley, Fechhelmer A Ach. HENRY ACKERMAN, of H. AcktStuian A Co., Wholesale Crockery, JAMES STEEL, Cashier First National Bank. S. JULIUS MEYER, of Fleckenstein A Meyer, Wholesale Liquors. CHARLES HEGELE, of Alisky A Ilegele, Wholesale Confectioners. etc. 1OLICIE8 OF ROM ONE THOUSAND TO TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS EACH ISSUED TO UNMARRIED . persons of good moral character upon payment of an atinualreuiium of 5on each thousand for malea under IS and females nnderlti; and 14 per year on each thousand for all above those ags, for the flrst four years; after which , only II per thousand will be charged during unmarried ilfe In addition to the annual premiums, and commencing next Kebruary, a monthly rate, graded according to age, will also be levied upon each f lUWof insurance, vis.: On all under 12 years, Vt cents; 12 years, V) cents: IS years, MteeitU 14 yers,75cenu; li years. Ho cents; IS years, I 17 years, ll: M years, SI 35; 1 years. II 40; a to K years, AO; 26 to 85 years, 1 1 75: and all above 8S years, IJ 00 per month. Those holding policies of I'oioor less are not, underlain of forfeiture, allowed to marry within si months from the - date of such policy, and those holdlngpolleies of a greater amount than AiMarenHaltnwe4kmaiTy wMhtntheflratyeaj'. -lolk'les are payable at the end of the year In which marriage occurs at the rate of 25 per cent for every year1 froni the' date and amount of policy, after which all further Interest erases. For example: A, who 14 years old. takes out a re! Icy August 1, 1HH1, for IIOoo, paying Id. On the flrst of February following he commences paying monthly due of I 60. and then marries, It being alx months from the date of hi policy; he still continues to pay litt,per month until the flrst of .Angus), 1 when he receives one-fourth the amount of hla policy, less four annual premiums, leaving bint iM net, having only paid out 115, and hla policy la then canceled. B Is of theaameage.and takes out a like policy at the same time, but marries the second year, and receives twice aa much as A did. 4' takea out a like policy, and marries the third year thereafter, receiving three times as mucb benefits as A, or three-fourths tbe amount of his insurance. 1) also takes out a similar policy, but falls to marry until the end of the fourth year thereafter, when. he receives the full amount, 11000. E took out a policy of A0O0 at the asms time, paid Ave times as much premiums and monthly duea, but received, according to dale of marriage, Ave times aa much benefits; and soon for any other ages or amounts. . Parties residing where no agency lias yet been established may procure policies by aendlng direct to the home offlne or nearest agency, giving date and place of birth, and at the same time remitting by money order, registered letter or check 15 or rt, according to age as atated above, for each IOiK)of Insurance desired. Contracts made on The present baaia will not be affected by any higher rates of monthly duea which may hereafter be deemed necessary. - This Is purely a home Institution, and the names of the officers, directors and references given In circular, with Ita stock capital, are a sufficient guarantee of It perfect reliability. Energetic agents wsuted evenwhere. All authorised agents are under bonds, and carry thelrcommlsslona with them. A to the feasibility of this plan of Insurance aud tbe ability of the company to promptly meet all Its engagements, or for any other particulars, address . A. 8. CROSS. Secretary. Hon a Urrica Room Hi, Union IJIoek fantrance on Stark atreet), Portland, Oregon., ' - ESTADLI8HED 1857. - I I 7 0s$t I .in -..eV J " 1 1.' ' - 7 - f j r ' i. m st m bt w m K TWO ROSES. ' "'I - i - r ii . I X I -V I i k M I i SBT f I II Wi. I . - '. . . , . X - - SHINDLER & CHADBOURNE, MnniifnntiiKOi-r. nf Ciirniturn . tlullUluulUI Ul O-UI I Ul HIiUI Ut .PKALtKS !!...... Carpets. Furniture, Mirroro, Bed ding etc. SCHOOL DESKS A SPECIALTY. tnaJ Hoiil lor Oatitlojuruo unci Irloo-H.lait. Ware-rooms extend through 310 feet; from first to Front streets, bet Morrison ami Tamniii, iitmarui, Oregon. J. YAN BEUUDE N , Ko. 107 Tirt Street, Portland. Or; Dtamon Watcheoi i, : Jewelry Silverware. Arrival of a beautiful lelection of neweit deiigni in every line. Prices below all competition. Importationi direct from Europe and the Eait Special attention called to the collection of Fine Diamond! and New Mountings. X. - J - ' ' e!5 N O T I C E TO M I L Li I N E H S . We are now opening oar. HEW STOCK OF MILLINERY-GOODS I IMPORTED riRECT PROM THE EASTERN MANUFACTURERS. ' Special Inducement Offered to Milliners Starting Builnew. The Freshness f our doods and the. Vow Prices must Oraw theAtten" ' tlon of all Close Buyers. X LEWIS & STRAUSS, No, lrat Hlrtt, Portland, OiV(rii. CA T A It R lit 1nTK"trWT I'ltKVAT ryT'Bt'T f3HT UNtKIVTP of all disease, Is the cause of mueh nettleSs sufTerlng and thousands or premanire uewns annuanr, jik. km k has made tills dleite a life study, haying been a great suf ferer himself until rured by - His Own XLortiocly, Whlrh he has for thirteen years In his nnwtlre- the tlre last In lortlanil, Or. put t the severest tests with the most sntlnfiietory results, lie has a I o treated several physicians. With this accumulative evidence, we are warrant! In say Ins that no other preparation for the cure of this disease In JUIX ofjli forms will give such universal satisfaction aa Dr. neon's our uuro Tor aiarrn, M'hlch vu at ' your Drugglxt at home, or of lR. KM'K of ivrtland,iir., at f I p-r lsitle, or six Isrf lies for - The Isictor makes a steclalty of the treatment and cure of chronic dlseaseslesp:lHllJyc;il.i : - Cancer and Diseases Peculiar to Women. - Young mert, middle-aged or old men who are suffering from the errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous weak nens. earlv decay, lo4s of manhood, etc., should consult IjIL K K( K. Kverytnlng strlctlyconfldentlal. All proper quea- . . ....... . .A . I . . I lions annwrrv-u iiiniiivii inn iiimiim un'ini'iiji r.nf if t h ree-ctn t st am p. a nd add r-s I1U MMMXKI'K. I .. , Hi, l.'tt First Htreet, Portland, Oregon. ' ' The trade supplied with I'll. KKC'K'H t?rtK C'UItK KIU PATAHItH dlre-l from the laboratory of Ir. Keck, or from llodge, LmvIs A Co., I'Jjrtlan'l, i regon, wholesale agents. 5-i ; tal ly . : . , . ose a PIONEER W O O D Y A R D ai.. snariws or woe, . Rawed and on sawed, constantly on hand, and delivered to all parts of the city. . '"V boIIU s JULIUS KOBENHEX, lroprtetor. X ii in MMnvrniinv" x S WING MACHINE! SIMPLE, NOISELESS,' LI0HT-RUNNINO I Tho Pioneer In All Improvements! . All kinds of Mewing Machine Materials for aal" R. pairing a siwvlalty. - K. r. IIKMOV. Ageal, '"" . dBalmonHt.,bet,Hecond and Third. rtBBBSSSSaSBS-SSSwaBBBBBSa COH1JETT fi Taylor limta. LIVERY, HACK AND FEED ST ABIES C'eraer mm4 "Tliasonable Charges for Hire and Boarding, flack orders' yivmptly mtteTTTtertrlhiy or NightT ' ' ' - : WOOUWAKb 4 MAOOON, proprtetora.. USE ROSE PILLS. . .J 3- .1. ,
