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THE NEW "XORTIUVEST, ; i THURSDAYfLNOVEMBEH-rl0r18Sl7
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rROFEHHlONAL.
M IHCELLA N EOUH ADVERTISEMENT.
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' BRUDDER GARDNER ON " STUFF '"T
At & late meeting of .the Limekiln Club," of De
troit, the old man aroe.gavea tug at hiu ehirt
collar, as if preparing for the greatest effort of bis
life, and delivered himaelf tt follows: ' -.
De udder Sunday afWifoon, I stopped .to look
-over a collection ob stuff on de street. Dar was a
heap ob ole chairs, tWooletovt?t,-tw-r-Jm
-lounges, a -broken -bedstead, two ole mattresses,
t- .1
I doan' know what else. De stuff spread. ober
a Quarter ob an acre, ob ground; an' ylt de hull
pile wasn't wuff la ceuts. ,1 turned from de yurd
to de world aroun' me an I foun' de same reMult.
Dar am heaps ot people spread ober a vast 'mount
ob territory who are but rubbish to de rest 6b de
'world. . Dey occupy grotm' dat am wanteikipr
better use. Dey consume time ah' fodd-an' iroom
i which 'belong to better men. -De-man jsJL his
bands In his iockets is rubbish foiugood men to
' stumble ober. De man who sits on a dry goods
box am an ash heap In life's highway. Dedrunk
ard am an alley full ob blind ditches. . Take de
' ' world as you fin' it, an' one-half ob de opie Tult
seem to have come along Jlst to fill up an' keep de
- weeds down. Wedoan want any rubbish in dis
i club. s Wedoanr waut members to Itoid de chairs
down Wedoan'-want members simply to fill up
wid. 'Uncle Dave Crane war axin me to present
. his name, an' I had to smile, lie began life fifty
year ago wid a dog an' wheelbarrow, an' he's
nebber seen de day dat he had two dogs an' a
" wheelbarrow. He stood an' stood, an' sot an' sot,,
' an' he had no mo' to do wid runnin' de world dan a
;. gate-post. x Trustee llarnback war also say in' dat
he'd like to jine us. You've all seen hi in; -He
-sticks bof hands down In. his pockets an' walks
- along wid his head down an' his back humped up.
lie eat an' sleeps an' moves about, but he's a
ru hitchln' post. Be keerful whom you recommenV
.' an' be twice as keerful whom you vote In. No
man who carries his hands in his pockets kin
r keep pace Wid de world. - - ; -
The Wife of Moses. Rev. Moses C. Wflch,
- writing In the New Englandcr, represents that
the wife of his great namesake, the Jewish leader
and law-giver; has not received the attention she
deserves; and In a labored article he attempts to
make up, so far as he Is able, the deficiency. Like
the wife of Lot, who was tjjrned into a perpetual
illar of salt, Zlpporah, he thinks, should stand
orever as a warning to the world. According to
his accoiinrihe was anothefantlppeTBnd-aiosesri
to. bis dying daypnad special occasion to regret
. " .. his slaying of the quarrelsome Egyptian, since it
-drove him down into Midian, where he married
this daughter of a priest. And yet he considers
r .that, as in the case of Hocrates, Moses was spe-
' ' Clally fitted for his mission by the severe discK
Kline administered by his wife. This discipline,
e says, was "needed to prepare him to be a sue
cessful leader of a fretful, capricious, unreasoning
and rebellious people' Instead of Moses' having
"- been the "meekest" of men, the text Indicates
that he was the most "bowed-down afflicted and
beplagued" of merit " , '
" Mothers and nurses cannot be 'toorcareful about
v the-soap, they use on the little ones.i Few; but
. physicians know how many of the so-called skin
. diseases among children are caused by the use of
adulterated, poisonous soap. AnanalyBls of sev
eral cakes of the-pretty and -perfumed toilet soaps
that are sold- on the streets showed the presence
of ground glass, soluble glass, sllex, pipe clay,
rotten stone, borax, plasterof Paris, tin crystal.
magnesia, pumice stone, oat meal, and other sub-
to give tne soap weight,
hardness, toughness of cleat ffessrTTierotnmoiir
colorings are vermilion, Venetian' fed and car
mine, ultramarine green, pot pigment green, cop
peras, Spanish-brown, ultramarine blues, yellow
.' ... and scarlet anilines, aud burnt umber. - Many of
the perfuming Ingredients, though harmless in
themselves, become chemically poisonous by ad
mixture. Adding the dangers from" all these to
the rancid, diseased,, putrid qualities of grease
' used, and mothers may well he appalled at the
permanent vlls these neat-locking, delicately
. scented blocks1 of toilet soap contain, ready tp be
release whenever moistened and, applied Jo the"
liabe'V body. '-y '
Some time ago-a- man came Into a Baltimore
lawyer's office in a state of -great excitement.
ind asked -him to commence proceedings for a
-divorce. Mr. Dobln. heard him through, and then
aid: "I think I have something that will
exactly suit your case. Sit still, and I will read
to you." The man remained seated,, all ear, sup
posing he -.was to listen to Rlackstone or Kent,
when Mr. Dobln began to read "Iletsey and I are
Out." By the time he . had ended the man's eyes
were full of tears. "I believe I will go home," he
said. And he nd his wife have lived. happily
ever since. " ' - .-"
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Josh Billings says he "don't rekolect doing
e'nny thing that he was Just a little ashamed or
hut what somebody remembered it, and was sure,
. once in a while, to put him in mind ov Jt'.
- The convicts In the Ohio penitentiary have sent
-$1)U to iheM ichlgan suiTerersThey-xalsed-thls
money by denying themselves tobacco and by the
sale of trinkets which they had made. '
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For earache, dissolve ,safu?tlda In water: warm
a few drops aud drop" in the ear, then cork the ear
with wool. -' . 1 . ,
A solution of common salt given Immediately is
said to be a successful remedy roc strychnia poi
soning. ' : " ; .
la tko WboU History or Medlrla .
No preparation, has ever performed such marvel
ous curesnor maintained so wide a reputation, as
"Ayer's Cherry Itctor a l; which Iff recognized
. ' as the world's remedy for all diseases of the throat
and lungs. Its long-continued series of wonderful
cures In all climates bas made It universally
known as a safe and reliable agent to employ.
. Against ordinary colds, which are the forerunners
of more serious disorders,' it acts speedily, and
sureTvTalwava lelievlftg-sugerlng. and often sav
" Ing life. The protection it affords, bjTtsltmeIy
use in throat nd chest disorders, makes it an in
valuable remedy to be kept always on hand In
: every home. No person can afford to be without
it, and those who have once used it never win.
"lomtheif knowledge of Its comjiosttloparid f-
-rects.Tpnysicians use the cherri sectoral ex
teosively.ln their practice, and clergymen rcom
mend It. , It is absolutely certain in its remedial
effects and will always cure' where cures are pos
sible of sale by all dealer. . ,f-r
' - MY LADY. '. 'i .
A llvprjr (lint In the iwillbt.Kl(Mm, .'
Tti lirrnth ot Mime frHirnntfalrt xTfume, ,
..As down the path nhaily
Kh cime; with htr Kmolofm, womanly slr
UnvwBlte rone In her Junky hair, . r
ludiet.iice o jlen(llII, fatally fair.
lauy, , -
Mr
Khe la all In whlftWrn tisrt feetj j.
Her eye ar lark an.d hr llpa are aweet,
And tbfy llthtn the path ahady, '
No wonder your proud and jeerle face,
No wonder your lndtd'enTproartl'y ttrSoe, ' '
ltoizle with beuuty the duky place,
My lady.
Over your bead, aa over a taint, '-rt
Moonllfht ahlmmora an aureola faint W
Adown the path ao abady. . .
r-It-touches the' allvery rolea yon wear,
' iVklwM yur hand ao alender and fair,' '
" And H fUiaUJIiro tlie midnight gloom of your hair, t
Vv My hwly. '
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A fcOXU. ' "J V U
Dtar heart Jdouyou remeniber-: ....
' ' Th'at' drear, yet dear, iH'eehitK'
When aea and nky wajfed war, and anowand aleet
Fought fierce for maittery o'er Jnlndu so fleet?
What cared I then how bad the weather?
"One thought had I we were together, ' '
- - And now the June la milling,
With every grace- beguiling;
The breece psyajourt tjKdulKlet In the gram ; ,.
In tune are aea and sky.. But I, ala!
WhaTcare I now bww fair the weather?
One thought have 1 we're' not together. - '.
. yitiryrry Drant,
- Curat from
Yetr
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.1.1 FK.
The wortd'a a. bubble, andthe Mfe of Man,
I'm than a Pn 5 - .
In hla conception wretched, from the Womb ,
To the tomb;
la cradle, and brought up to years
With cares and fears ;"
Who then to frail mortality shall trust " '
But lliuns on water, or but writes In duU
hllst wlth sorrow here we lve.oppret.
-'ft'liat llf I. Roil?
rts are but only superficial schools .! '
' -To'dandle fools;
be rural parts are turned Into a den
Of savage men; i .-
And Where's arclty from foul viae so freo
But may be termed the"worst of all the three?
Donvestlo eares'affllct the husband's bed,
Or pains his head; '
-Thou that live single take It for a cumejr"1
- .- Or do.thlnga worse ; v
Home would have children'; those that have them
i nioan, ' "
. ,: Or wish them gone. . 1
What Is It, then to have, or have no wife?
But single, thralldom or a double strife?
Our own affection still at home to please .' "
la a, disease; -To
cross the aeas to any foreign soil, "
rertl and toll;
Wara with their noise affright ns ;when they cease,
f n We're worse In peace; :' ; . . .
What then remains but that we still should cry ,
For being, born, or, being born, to die ?
t r v- . . Ijonl Jtaeon.
DEATH.
ThereUjtiJxauw-j4wdlyHhyTTS(tT8
Where sleepeth softly a beloved child ;
-1'tt waltcth anxious at the gayest feasting, .
And mocks our laughter with tta laughter wild
It standeth- by our bedside, by our table, "-. ." t
And with Its touch the present Is defiled.' T
It Jeers nnr fajnt attempts-to be forgetful, .
.'Hlantlng lis flesh lews body at the dance;
Joins all our pleasures, shading them with promise
That soon Its claims It will in truth advance.
iWe dare tt for awhile t then pray In anguish '
That It wJll haste to throw Its poisoned lance.J
And, yctlt dotlTdefer :1ts Vlow.hrurely-
" Those have the tdit that follow it the first;
Ho shall they never see their dearest perish;
Going one's self Is surely not the worst; ' . w
Tm those who live beyond their best and dearest
"Who really feel that death's a thing accursed. ,
. AH thr Year Hountt. ;
PROOREHS AND POVERTY .
(APTKa KKADIKQ MR. UEHKT "oeOKOE'S HOOK.)
.'. Oh, splendid age, when Hclcnce light her lamp
At the brief lightning's momentary flame,
Fixing It steadfast as a star, man's name'
" Upon the very brow of heaven tp stamp I , - '
Launched on a ship whose Iron-culrasaed sides. f
. Mock storm and wave, humanity sails free; "f
Oayly upon a vast, nntraveled sea,'
O'er pathless wastes, to ports undreamed, she tides,
Richer than Cleopatra's barge of gold, : V
This vessel, manned by deml-gods, with freight N
Of priceless "marvels. But Vhere "yawne the"h6I6T"
In that deep, reeking hell, what slaves be they,
Who feed the ravenous monster, pant and sweat,
Nor know If overhead reigns night or day.
' Emma yisnrwi.
MILLINERY.
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s , , Wt have now opened ' (
O UR HUVr-T ALL ST O O K !
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Fine Millinery I
Comprising all the Latest Novelties in
French Plushes, Feather - Hats,
EEAL FRENCH PATTERN BONNETS
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Flowers, Feathers, Ornaments, Etc.
JLii: . WJilOT,
No. 27 Washington Streets
USE ROSE PZLLO.
JOMEPI1 alMOM.
C. A. POLPB.
DOLPH, BRONAUCH, DOLPH t SIMON,
Attorneyaai-Lawt'
OIl''ELLOW8' TEMPLE. ...POKTlAND, OREGON.
O. P. MASON,
Attohity-at-La& and Xotarjf JSibltc,
' Room 10, 6ii FKitown Ts"lk-.
,lOHTI N DTDREOON.-rr
Js J. DALY. . ..
K. L. Bl'TLM
DALY a BUTLER,
AUonirytat'lAiw.
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OFFICE Mais nthkict,' Dallak, Okkoow. .
ECIAL ATTfcxVlON GIVEN TO AIX LEtJAL Bt'H-
neaa. - - . .. mal'4-Sl tf
S. i; BAKBEK, D." K .
t. u mi iaix, u. d. s.
BARBER A NICKLIN,
. Dent tuts,
Nsr ltt first Nlret. Portlaaid, Or.
feltf
TZZZICT'W Rsr DRr: o wens; ; ;;::iz.
AFTER THBEE YEAR.' AllsKXCE. HAH REHl'MED
practice. 'Oki'Ick Over riumnier's drug store, corner
First and Main streets.
Special attention given to dlsensta of the Eye and
the Ear. - - sei'
OR. SURMAN,
:7:" EvUctic Jftynlcian and ' Surgeon, .
NoYll.'l'Morrlson St., opiMNilte the Custom House, Irtland.
DIHEASE TREATED RY THE LATF-MT HYHTEM OF
Medical H.VKlene, which Includes the use of Electric
Baths, Oalvanisatloiii Vajxir and Medicated Baths, etc.
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' . , ' MISS DR. ANCIE L. FORD.
OFFICE Rooms 4 and StMonnaMtca' Building, W and lflS
First si rvt't. , :.!.
RESIDENCE 'No. 91 West INrk street (corner of Htark).
-1 ar'Heclal. attention given to Diseases of Women and
Children. - mal
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NIIKKIt't-ft MALE.
NDER AND BY VIRTUE OP A DECREE AND ORDER
uf sale. Issued iiuljpfUellrcMlXCoM'l.Pf ..t.JUg Hlate f
Oregon. uiMin a JudKtneiit rendered In Na!l Court on the 4li
day of tHnober, A. IH IHKK7favrf Van U. DelMMlimutt,
1'lalntlfl, and ayalnst (leo. M. H. Jackmtn and Mary A.i
JackMtn, tieorxo Ktlwartl Jackson, John IMmirtttS-Jurkson.
and Mary Holla Idalla Jarkwtn, Itefendanta, fir the sum of
(ne Thousand Four Hundred Flfty-elicht and t-l(t Ikollars
(f U"iS.4l), and Interest thereon f nun N'tolef 'JH h, Inh, at 10
Mreent xr annum, and the sum of Two Hundred Itollars
(fJUO.OUi. and Interest thereon from IK-tober 'Mti, IKSI .at 8
1er cent )er annum, and also the further sum of Fifteen
Nllarf l.V(l,toget tier wit lithe further sum of Thlrty-elKht
and UI0 lxllarif IK.)) coats and theciMta of and upon this
writ, I am cointnamleu to. sell at tiunuc auction l nose cer-
r fort
Three s' Ad
dition to the City of Portland, Multnomah County, Htate of
Oreiron. . ..
- Notice Is hereby riven that on Haturday, November 9lth,
K. D. Wtl; at the hour of ID o'clock a. m.. at the Court House
door In said County and Hlate, I will. In obedience-to said
decree and order of sale, sell the above-described real estate
at public auction to the highest and best bidder for cash, In
U.kOoldColn. JtJNEl'H HCCIITKI
' Hheriff of Multnomah County .Tjregon.
Dated Portland. October 27. 1SM1. At
writ, I am commanded to. sell at public auction tlx we
tain litis situate In CnmraeiV Addition to Uie City of IV
land, Multnomah County, Oregon, to-wlt I Ixtta No. Th
( M and Four (I) In Block No. Heventeen (17). Caruthers ,
niiERirra WALE.
BY VIRTUE OF AN EXKCUTBTN TO ME DIREtTED,
Issued out of the Circuit Court of the Htate of Oregon
for the County of Multnomah, upon a ludgment rendered
In -an action before K M. White, a Justice nf Ibe Peace In.
and forth" ConntWf Multnomahlnntd HtateronthwHlh
"dayftf Hcpterntrrriwt.n1vnr vt.tl: Hakcr, rHatrtttr,
jinu-JM(aMWHr-aoatin iwnrnian, ix-ifiiiiani, ror me sum or
Twenty-onSrand 4U-IIM Dollars (Jl.a, with interest at the
rate of 8 per cent per annum, and costs of suit and accruing
roots, I did, on the 2d day of -November, 1nm, levy upon the
above-named Iicfendant'a real property, ullualod in Mult
nomah County, Htate of Ort-kofi, to-wit t The West 7U feet
of the North half of Iirt No. Five (A) In Block No, Three (H)
in the City of Portland, Multnouiah County and Hate of
Oregon. ; .
Now, therefore, by virtue of said execution, on Friday,
the Vd day of December, lHI,at the hour of 10 o'clock A.
M., at the Court House door In said County, 1 will sell at
ubllc auction, -the -above-described real pniNrty of said
icfcndant to the hlghesr bidder for cash In U. M.told Coin,
to satisfy aald exvecutlon, and for costs and' accruing costa.
.JHE1'11 JIL'CIITKU
HhcrlfT of Multnomah County, Oregon.
. Dated Portland; November 8, issi. " M
TRY THE NEW NO. 8!"
It Im il
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BF.CAU8E IT RlNH IIOIITER, FAHTER AD IH
Morelmrable and will Out-Wear any two nf any other
kind of machines. It I turns, Mends, letters, Embroideries,
Hews on Hit lions, makes Insertion without any attachment,
has no shuttle'to thread, makes the lock stitch, and sews
from J0 Cotton to Wrapping Twine. .
Husbands who wish to sava the health of their wives buy
Ik Every txaly should try IU -
WHEELER Jt WILSON M'F'Q CO.,
oc!7 Ns. s NsrrlsswSI Isrllsa4, Or.
ST. CHARLES HOTEL,
wrer Frosit avsjdj Morrlaosi Jtrlav Psrtlst1t
;(On the, European Plan),
THOSJ. Urt WEAW.
(Late of th Arcade, Hacramen'to).
rpiIIH HOTEL 1H THOROUonLY FIRE-PROOF, AND
J. contains 120 elegantly furnished suits and single rooms.
wnicn nave ueen reniieu ana rerurnisneu in modern style.
r Free Coach to and frm all trains and boats,
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GfC2$ H. M. nU88, Dontlsi.
For the Interest of the public, I have resolved to do first-
7 Wl m m S II' in; t W t ,
Het of Teeth on'fktld Plat
Het if Term On ttunrier..
Het or Teeth on C'ellulolil
old FllUng.u
Ull.r .nil llr.na Killing
Extraction of Teeth, with Gaa.
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i.VI M and nnwiril
I'j m ami up want
hi ii inn upwara
2 is) and upward
1 00 and uiiwanl
- Ofllee
Orricit r. First and Alder, opp. Town Clock
le Ksir. all lissir. ' ' ' '
122L
USE ROSE PILLS.
josepii ncsiHARn. , morton at. spacluiso.
y PACIFIC MARKET.
BURXHARD & 8PAtJLDIN0,': r
Butchers and P a elc e r s
Ami JJealesw IwnttncnTds of
niEHH AND CUREDJMKATH, BACON, 1IAMH st LARD,
3S nd 37 B St root, Cornsr of Sscond,
, PORTIjAND, ORECiON. " " -
Hpeclsl AttenUon given to BupplyingHhlpa. sellU '
DRESS GOODS !
We are now offering a large assortment of the
. most deatJxable stylvs of
Fall and Winter
'4-
DRESS MATEIUAJ
hi" Black, Kaur - Color i, Plaidiv
'aiid Stripei, "
AT POPULAR PRICES.
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FLUSHES, VELVETS, SILKS, SAT
INS, GIMPS, FRINGES, BUTTONS
: AND OTHER TRIM1IINQS,
To which we Invite the attention of cloae rash
buyers.-
OLtDS &, KING
186 First Street.
BETWEEN YAMHILL AND TAYLOR,
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Wm. Cray & Sono
1 Have received, a.Large Hhlpment of
BOOTS & SHOES
Of tke Latevt Ntylea
And are offering them at the
LOM'EST 1'ltICEH.
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They also call special attention to a fins
Dancing Pump!
Which they have Just received.
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Remember thPlacel
WM. OR AY Ac HOIVS,
! rrosit Btrt
(Across from th Esmond),
TORTLAWD
Free
to
Everybody
. A Beautiful Book for the Asking I
BY APPLYING PERHONALLY AT THE NEAREHT
office of THE HINtiER MAN UFACTU KING CO. (or by
iMMital yard If at a distance), anv tulull person will b nr.
Jiented with a ieautlfully illustrated copy of JM.ew Book,
- GENIUS REWARDED,
..OS..,
The Story of the Sewing Machine.
Containing a handsome and costly steel engraving frontla
p44tre; also, m nneiy engravei wood cuts, and bound In an
1 gold lithographed cover. No rnanra
ba
elalNirate blue and gold lithographed cover.
whatever Is made for this handsome book, which ran
obtained only by application at the branch and subordi
nate offices of Th.HHiger Manufacturing Co.
THE SINGER MANUFACTURING CO.,
Principal OffhyvSt Union pwjuare, New York.
, JOHN A. I1KCK,
WATCHMAKER AND JEWELER,
- Front street (Opposite the Esmond), Portland, Or.
A Fine Assortment of
CLOCKS, WATCHES. JEWELRY AND SPECTACLES
"AT IJUWTRRTEHT
krpniring a 8iitiiti All Work Warranted.
Purchaalng AMERICAN WATCIIEH Direct and for Cash,
and barlrtg the advantage of liw Rent, I can safely prom
Ise Ixwer Prices than any other house In Oregon.
Being competent, I will repair Common or Fin. Watches
satisfactorily
HPKCTACLE and OPTICAL OOODH a Hpeclalty.
Elgin Hllver Watches ,
WalthamHilver Watches..
Jal Sin
.flASOtoMdM
114.00 Uja0
OIL PAINTINGS,' ENGRAYINQS AND CHROMOSt
M..roii HA LB BY.....,
-VXCTOU-VOLNEY,
lltMr Fraaa Maker.
Frames Made to Order. ,Old Frames Re-Gilt. Black Wal
i nut C omposition Ornaments Pressed.
Orders by mall'lmmedlately attended to, j
Corater Third! a4 Mrrlst lllrt, irtla)l. Or.
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QARRISON'S SEWINO HIACHINETORE.
1T Tklral frf Mr MrrlMsi. trtUdl,
AaLDJtAvic.Mnvpv ,
- -GFNT Fitft TttKfSGlsR, IIOWeT, WIlJsOy.DAVM.
JY Automatic, 1 loyal, KU John and Household Hewing
Machines. , .
" Hewing Machines repaired and warranted.
All kinds of Hewing Machine NEEDLEH, Attachment,
Oils, etc; ..,- aelJStn
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