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THE NEW NORTH WEST, THURSDAY, JULY 21,1881.
voice. '"What does It mean? Whr.do Vou re-
THE MIRTHFUL MUSE.
MIHCELLANEOUH APVCRTIHF.MENTH.
wire roe In tola manner x iua. in you nave w
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ur to me T r ' M ' ' r
'I bellevo that Is all," ahe coolly said, moving
toward the door. "You are (rentleman, and I
need not ask you to apart me any further annoy-
Your "heart la quart? 'f: whimpered, aa the
passed me In going out. "You are unworthy of
iilm.w ---,''"' ,'
. Flack's despairing cry brought, Kanpar Into the
room. With the instinct acquired by , long and
faithful service, the .old nian.weut straight, to the
place where hl.s master waC I saw him eratohrat
rlhe air, a if struggling with and seeking to detain
' the Invixlble man.IIewas flung violently aside.
THe recovered himself and stood an instant listen
ing, hi neck distended, his face pale. Then he
rushed out of the door and down the stair. 1
followed hi in. ' I '
-The street door' of the house was open. On the
sidewalk Kapar hesitated a few secoiul. . Tt was
toward the west that he' finally turned. funning
down-the. street with such speed that I had the
utmost difficulty to keep at his side.
It was near midnight. We crossed avenue after
-avenue;"An Inarticulate murmur 'of satifaction
escaped old Kaspar'r lips.1 A little! way ahead of
-us wesawa man.'stanaing Mt one of the avenue
corners, suddenly thrown to the.groiirjd. We sped
on, never .relaxing our pace. I now heard rapid
footfalls a short distance in advance of us. I
clutched Kaspar'a arm. J le hoddexl. -
Almost breathless, I was conscious that we were
no longer treading upon pavement, but on boards
and amid a confusion of lumber. In front of us
were no more lights only blank vacancy. -
Kasnargave one mighty. spring.Ue.clutchedr
mlnsed, -and fell back with a cry of horror;
There was a (lull plash In t lie black waters of
the river at pur feet. Sew York Sun.
r 1FATHEH HUIXSOX AND THE SllAHK.
: The Santa Cruz Courier-Item gives the follow
. 1ng account of the recent tussle in Han t a Cruz Bay
'between Rev. Father Hudson, of Clilroy, and a
shark, noticed In the dispatches : .... . .-. .
Father Hudson swam from the beach out to a
raft; and on his return felt a sharp pain in one of
his heels. Turning his head he saw an enormous
fish, which Jie supposed to b ahark,1 ajnmrently
"Intending to make a breakfast of liini. - lie cried
for. help and swam" vigorously, meanwhile fight
ing his enemy a9bcsthe.couhLwith.leg and
armsr Oil his way shoreward he was met by K.
J. Henderson, who, hearing his cries, was going
to- his rescue, and by him was assisted to the
. shore. Father Hudson was conveyed us speedily
- as possible to the Catholic parsonage on the hill,
and Drs. Clark and Fagen dressed his wounds: A
severe gash, several Inches long, was cut deej iu
his right thigh, the fleshy part of one heel cut loose;
and a number of short gashes along the left leg.
One band was also badly cut across the back. A
reward of one hundred dollars was offered for the
'capture of the shark, ami all the fishermen Joined
nets and forces to capture the monster. Early
Hunday morning they succeeded in entrapping the
vicious Ash, which proved to be what is com
nionly known as a thrasher, In Ichthyology called
' a sea-fox, or a fox-shark, on account of Its fox-like
tall., which Is Its weapon of offense and defence.
It is probable that Father Hudson hit the fish
- wi(h Jls foot Juwlmmlngr when he felt the sting
ing sensation In his heel, and that this Uninten
tional assault maddened the thrasher, when it ap
plied Its tall vigorously to the, reverend gentle
man, Inflicting the scries of gashes .before men
tioned. As it followed him to shallow water It
then bit him. The thrasher when safely landed
was found to measure -elyht feet three Inches lii
length, equally divided between its body and tail.
The tall Is like a gigantic file, and with Its im-
r mense power Is capable of doing great execution.
although lt does not attack, human beings unless
molested. The curious fish was puttn exhibition
for a fee of twenty-five cents, to raise the, amount
of the-reward, and the receipts for the first day
were nearly sixty-five dollars.--On Monday after
noon Dr. aux dissected and examined Its stom
ach, which was found to contain a small piece of
cloth and a jewflwh. The tltof cloth was fully
"Identified as a portion of flie"bari1t)g suit worn by
Father Hudson, thus leaving no doubt that the
fish caught was the right one. -
An account was recently given to the British
Royal Society of the transplanting of a bone,, the
ftrstsuccessful Instance of the kind ever recorded.
A piece of diseased bone had to be removed from
the arm of a' boy or three, years In a Olasgow In
firmary. Fifteen months after the operation no
new pone formation had appeared, and the exner-
Impnt 0 Iwtite prutHntr ww n mistaken On three
different occasions portions of human bone were
transplanted, the grafts being taken from patients
from whom wedges of bone had to be removed for
the purpose of straightening their limbs. " These
wedges were divided into many small. pieces and
placed In the child's arm. The' fragments grew
together and adhered to the bone of the arm above
and below, ultimately converting a useless arm
Into a thoroughly useful one by the formation of
a complete bone. .
In Carlyle's "RemlnlsccncesliJi
ysnepslarahdrhow he once rode sixtv mllea to
hdinburg "to consult a doctor, bavin? at last' re-
duoed my complexities to the single question : Is
this disease curable by medicine? or Is It chronic,
Incurable except by regimen, If even so? This
question I earnestly put;, got the, response: 'It la
all tobacco sir; give up tobacco. Gave H In
stantly and strictly up. Found, after long months,
that I might as well nave ridden sixty miles in
the opposite direction," and oured my sorrows
Into tne long, hairy ear of the first Jackass I came
upon as Into this select medical man's, .whose
name I will not mention."
Village postmaster to his wife: "Here Is a pos
ts,! tanl to Mr. Jones, raying that his brother and
five children will be here on Haturdly. Now,
keep that card back till then and I will be at the
depot, and when they find no one to meet, them I
will take them all over for $3." Xeuf For Jftrabt,
lien Franklin's mother-in-law hesitated about
permitting her daughter to marry a printer, as
there were already two prluting offices In the
United States, and ahe was uncertain whether the
country would support a third.iWana Xcwt.
"John," said Dean ltamsay, ."I'm sure ye ken
e that a iHn stonetheTTiaeTnorWT" - ' "Ay,"
fJi&I&Lilufrn. f.'lhal'a true? hut vm jftMVjmv
w bat-guid the morse does the stone ?'r
, AN ATLANTIC TRII'. "
,Bul two events d lapel en 11 uf ,
''In our Atlsntle trlpj ', ' - 1
Horn rt tinea. !! w ablp s ','
And MsieUni ses a atrip. ,
A Jitf OK HUM Mfen TIMK.' ' V -
Therv's s jy Ibt csa;t le apukpii .
When th Hummer time abide , .
Aml yoii watte-the blottping (Hrv)-n " ",
. With Ita veffPtabla'tMea;, ' 1, X.
When" the products to yurtomarli
lronilH comfort very iuttia',
. And. your little Johnny plump yAu ;
' With sft orer-rlpe "tomato. - r--
Vottker O'uMtrtte.
TIIK AUTIST'H PlMCJUACK
Alaat I'ju Jaurh ntul dlKroe !
I lrlnl to peoeil tlT her frr
. ' But couldn't.
' fh-krnaiy at ah "hour I1i"whl1e,
And art-hly fxoed m with am He,
- Hhe whouldit't,
lve tMk the fallrii peni-ll tip,
And guvs a t'lmriu to cheek ttnd Hp, .
, . I r ; He ahouldn't.
. ,1 cHUfht her rofulnh umlle azaln ;
To match kla could I refrain T
' I cyu I d n''.
A I.ITTLK, HACKKT.
There watrs young fellow named ,
Who gntbhed and lit out with a Jacket.
He ww aent to the atatlon
'of ?. ' " - . - -
And kicked up a terrible racket. -
THK COMET.
The Comet, lie In on hia way,
; -.,Jlud alnglng aa be-fllea;-
The wbiidng plMneta alirlnk before
The apecterof the aklea.
'Ah V well may regal orla burn blue,
And aatellltea turn pale ' V'
Ten million ruble nil lea of head, ' '
: Ten btllloa league of tall f T" .
On, on, by whlatllng apherea of light.
He fluahea and he flume;
lie turns not to the left or right,
" 'He aaka them not their name ;
One apurn from bla demoniac, heel
Away, away4 they fly, . , ''
Where darkneaaMiKht be bottled up
Aad-sora-Tor'Tyrian dye."'
And what would happen to the land,
And how would look the aea.
If In the bearded deVII'a path' "
'' Our earth ahoultl chance to bet "
Full hot and high the sea would boil,
. Full red the forest gleam
Methrtugttt I w and beard ft all - , .
In a dypeptie dream.
I saw a tutor take hia tube,
The comer coune'tdipjf ;" : '
I heard a aeream the gathered ray '
Had atewrtl the tutor's eye. ; j
I saw a fort the aoldlera all
. We artned. with goggle green 1 . -.
I"op cracked the guna I whlss flew the ball !
Bun wentjhe rnayatlne ? , "
THE FARMERS' AND MECHANICS' STORE,
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Facts That Are Unanswerable by Our Competitoro.
T'e Public, and every peroo.who take an Intereat lrrttlS"welfHre of a legitimate bulnea houe, no doubt appre
ciated the necetiatty which demanded the acquirement of more estenlve premlitea, Jn order to more adequately aatlafy
the demand of our vaally Increaaed trade. '
Thwe have jlveujlo our the J
public, ia in an if cat ; namely, to rend aaunderth fetters of MonM)ljr,liiure to the Farmer and Mechanic falrtreatment,
Jnticeand value received Jn their purrhaaea, and toeUltd to all equal advantage In purchasing goiMla, ao that the Kf
novice will receive the same value of Investment a the eipeft.
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We mark all good with the Mlllng price, from which we do not deviate, an act In Itaelf aufllclent to Inspire confi
dence. We repreaent gcHKla aa they really are, poaltlve Injunction being given to our clerk to atrlctly adhere to the
foregoing. . . v:r, t . . .
We now occupy the brlck'bulldlng at No. 1K4 Flrat atreet, nearly opolle the old place, conltlng of three atoiies
snd bSHement, covering an area A(eUHKUATIN1 A DKITII OF IH FKKT, HHOWINO OUU TABLIHHMK.T .TO
BE THE UItdhY2LUCJlXlJillX POKTLANU - ,
' We have apportioned the varloua department aa follow! On the flntt floor we have the
Clothing,
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- Dry Goods,
Fancy Coocfs, Furnishing Goods.
And Doot and Shoe Department. - ,
On the aecond floor we hsve
Groceries.,
Notions,
Provisions,
Cigars,-
And Oil Clothing Department.
Hats and Caps,
Tobaccos,"
And on the third floor we are making exTenalve preparation fornienlngour manufactory, for which we Intend to
EMPLOY WHITE LAlIOll EXCLUHIVELY.
I aaw a poet dip a scroll i
F.ach moment In aJub;l
I read upon the warplsg back, v '
Th IreHm'of Heeltebub ' . " . .
He could not aee hia rente burn,
Although hi brain waa fried,
' And ever and snon he bent
- - To wet them a they dried.
I saw the scalding pitch roll down -The
crackling, aweatlng plnea,
And wtreamajfanytke, like wateppoot, " ' i
--.. bunt through the rumbling lulueaf
I aaked the Bremen w"hy they made . .
... uch nolae about the town; ..- '
TheT anwered not, but all the while
The brake went up and down.
I aaw a roaatlng pullet alt
Upon a baking egg;
I Baa cripple scorch bin baud . .. . - .
Extinguishing bla leg. i "
I saw nine geeae upoa the wing -
Toward the froxen pole, .
And every root hera gosling fell ? '
Crisped to a crackling coal.'
I saw the ox that browsed tliegra
1 Writhe la the blistering ray; t "
J The herbage In hi ahrinklng Jawa
Waa all a flery blaxe ; , -,
I aaw huge flshe boiled to rag " - ,
Bob throagh the bubbling brine,
And thoughts of supper crossed my soul'-.
I bad been raah at mine. -'
- "m
Ltfsige.slibUi.tJfJgeaoBuMK
.. It memory haunt me atlll '
' The steaming aea, the crimson glare
That wreathed each wooded bill. '
Htraagerl If through ihy reelljia; JtirAln
Kilch midnight visions Twlep, .' ..... ......
Ppare! aparel O spare thine evening tnrsl,
And sweet'ahall be thy sleep
iHivrr Wenttrtl JMmr.
CONUNDUUM,
The rose In the garden are abloom
A fragrant a they were a year ago;
The 111 lea fill the air with sweet perfume;
.The Hummer time has oorne agalo,! know,
A thousand precious gem the eart h d Isclose
To tboae who atlll U beau tUw rare may see;
But the flower that ws fnlrer than the rose, '
Our darling lMmple Chlu oh t where 1 ahe T
. . '' . Hick Poet.
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MASH NF.CEKHITY. ,
We may live wit lioul poetry, music or art,
We may live without friends, we nay live without heart,
We may live without hope, we may live without books,"
But civilised man cannot live without rook.
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We may live without hore whsl ifji0pebulilclvixgt4
We may live without hooka what I learnln but rrtertng T
ffr nsj nre lUiuurioytWBatMa;K iM jpiiflsiT-i-But
where I the waa who can Uvs "without dining?
We would reapectfiiTTy inform our patrons that, owing to pressure of business, we have been unable to Issue our
aeinl-annnal catalogue, a originally Intended, thereby being compelled to defer Issuance for about six week ; but w
refer you to our-frJc-lli last Issued, and call your attention to our price ofauch other gooda as are not ! contained la
catalogue, which we have selected with great care .
Orders by T.Tall IleceiTe Our : Prompt and Careful Attention.
FARMERS' AIID nECHsHlCS' STORE, 1
184 Ho.- 184 rirat8treet, brtweea tamliill- and -Tylorr-Portlnd,- Oregon, "184
We will be pleased to send Catalogue upon application by letter or postal card.
NOTICE TO M tXi Li US
Wo are now opening our
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: MILLirJERY GOODS!
IMPORTED DIRECT FROM THE EASTERN ttAVUEACTURERB,
'.Whioh wo will Sell Lower than Any Other Houoe
' v on the Coaot. - j.:--
Special Indacementi Offered to Milliners Starting Baiinei.
LEWIS & STRAUSS, "
T. O. HABKINH.
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HARTCTTTS & PATXXiSOXT,
t Designer and Manufacturer of
MAKBLE MONUMENT, IIEADHTONKM, TOM BH, TABLETH, AND
. - EVKBY DEHCRIPTIQN or CEMETERY1 WORK IN
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' ' MARBLE, HTONE OR GRANITE.
W-1 -AIIAtrAmrONFJ AND MONUMENT. WE UmK NOTIUNO BUT THE BEMT
quality of Italian and Vermont Mart.le direct from the quarries. Cemetery lot enclosed with Mtone Wall and
Capping orHtone l.t.and Oalv.nl.ed Iron Railing, and Jate. V. arJ'prepawIl Z d, wwk aTS Ip, flgTrS t IhTn It ha
ever been done for heretoforo In Oregon. We are alao prepared to erect (IraaU Monument, or llea.1 Htonea of any ty Is
ordlmenslona. W do nt employ any 'agent to consume proflu and make the work more expensive to the purVhar.
but attend to our busmen ourselves, which enable u to give our customer the benefit of an agent' rentaV Wa
ao lclt order frr,m thowiunlM;, which will be promptly attended to. We guarantee entire eatlafactlon. t you wl.h any"
wlthVrloi of Xm? ' ' deripthm of what you want, we will end you delg ui chooli (mi,
myl . SO Kalaaoai atroet, elrea Flrat Ml'aeai4, rrtlaa1, Ors;sBi.
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T HE ICE Y S TO W E REST A U R A NT,
Uornor Flrat nnU Halmon H tree tat.
T Cwai h - lVTcrjiiilpa:Jea
aaa ar aaaiiiMa. a ummm Heal ar Plfteoai Coata mm 1'b.smIs.
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SUIT HOUSE.
To lxdim ar raiTURD ard tkiiitti-mrn. lttt wim, lravk oxTiiRMTrAMmmi itumi
rtWUiH. HAT NH,fr,nl will el IImmwi arth lea at the lowest living ariesa, baring small exronsesand bellevln. si,li-itV
In the onprW .r.tem (ho. gaining the full confidence everyboyVThTDren
exclusively bv MltM. 1. 1 IT anil a romnetent SMlealrf nn her Uliy I t-,i i ' A" '!:. . .. . .""T0
Dr-e. and IMman. p .UUr. , llle. p,e riod thi following W'HW 5 Co., T Thl.P,c7orir; rHSl
'' ' SUIT HOU8C. -'. - -
II. R I.ITT, the only one on the face of the globe who' send fulie.' AJI-Wool and Colored rmihmm r-uM
Ffrat-Cteae OTwaw-Mahlng by M f a: Utt. Corner Third and A.WoxjBiraet-v.
UUE RODE PILLO.
USE ftOSE PZLLO.
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