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L TOE -NEW-OHTHWEST, THUIISDAY, '.JANUARY 6, 1881.
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THE MIRTHFUL MUSE.
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Up to her chamber window '
: - A alight wire trellis goes,
And up this Romeo's ladder
CUmbera a bold white rose.
I loungfeln the He shadows, 7
v t see the lady lean, .
. Unclasping her silken girdle,
' . The curtain fold between.
Hh smiles on her wblte-rose. lover,
4 she jreacbes out her hand ; j
And help blra In at the window
I see It where I stand ! , ;
-tTb her scarlet Hps she hold him
i . AndkUes him many a time
Ah, merit waa he that wonher, f
" Because be dared to ellmb I
Thoinaa Balle Aldrlch.
rilE REASON.
AVb'y do I struggle and scream ,
-When o'er mjr slumbers a dream
- iVlllM 1 1 kjk lmi .... 1 if
Or a boy through a lot
- When en route for a dUb of Ice cream ?
t looked on wine that was red '
dwelled Is my rather small head!
Dear little wife .
' . Haves her precious .young llfo . '
-By kicking we out of bed.
y. THE wTlXIAM OOAT.
Marv had a William Koat.
And he was blade ai")et ;
- Jle followed Mary round-all day,
And liked her you Just bet J
He went with her to school one day;
The teacher kicked hlin ou.
it made the children grin, you know, -
To have the goat aliout.
But though old Wbackem kicked him out.
Yet still he llngerel near;.
: fie waited Just outside the door
Till Whaekem did appear. ,
Then .William ran -fa meet the man
He ran his level bent
And met hlin Just behind, you know,
. Down Just below the vest. ,
.Old Whaekem turned a somersault ;
Th rrutl atood on his head: ..- . 1
And Mary laughed herself so sick
That she had to go to bed.
TRUE, THE WORLD OVER.
Alas I how soon the hours are over, . 1
Counted ns out to play the lover I
,And how much narrower la the stage
Allotted us to play the sage ! v 1 -
i But when we play the fool, how wide
"The theater expands I Beside, -
JIow long the audience-sit before us I -----i
JIow many prompters I what a chorus t
. -Walter Savaae Lamtor.
AD SOLICITOR'S REFRAIN
There was a man In our town,""
He was so wondrous wise.
He thought his -buslnese would run Itself, y
And he didn't advertise. -i.-.--. ; .
Well, business was dull at find,' ;
But better times came, and Hit queer, '
sOne day wlta. a ruh he sold all his stuff,
' But the Sheriff was auctioneer.
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TURNING A NEW LEAK.
And now arc gone the, Cbristmas days,
When all the Pa's and Ma's
Smiled sweetly on their children dear
t And lied about Kama CUus.
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And JeA.dld noma., the -Kew.Yi;f jlajiu
t When men "swore off? on beer 1
And went to drinking hot Hootch punch,
1 Which some lks think quite qlieer.
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'A REVERIE.-
; Twm In the gloaming
- Vtr the fair Wyoining 7
T hoi T lull kim mm hi. n w " mi
. And memory tender' .- "
- Bnngs her back In splendor " "
With her cheeks of roses' and her brow of snow i
" 'V.V'H. - j 1 -l t-XX t-'-t
.: '.- ' But where In thunder --'.
'. Is she now, I wonder f , - '
0h t my aoul.be quiet and my sad heart btndi 1
1 TJndcrThe.Uinbrell
", Of another frl ler 1,1 ;
Ah I I think I see her paddling tbroagh the sluhh.
, , ' WOULD YQV, NOWT
. If I were a terrible Hlpponilgriff,
In an, Island Just over the moon,
And I caught a bad cold, and my wing It got stiff,
I'm sure I'd fly Into a horrible miff;
IJkejmy outrageous raccoon,
Or a loon, ( ;
In ah Island Just over the moon I
If I were a bias-grained .Qnlrllgtg-gale,
And went prancing around In the dark
And fell Into a mad-puddle under a pall, -
I'd mumble Jtnd grumble and rumble and rail,
And I'd snarl like a rd-tempered"lharirr
Or a snark, -
As I pranced all around In the darkl r . j
jh,t if j were dear lltt'le'ehnb of a boy, v
. I would try to be charmingly good,'' , ,,
- And All alt my relations Up brimful of Joy ('
f" ' To see their young friend snob .very good boy-
should.
would be just whatever I
" " " f" Ho I would I
4 would be ex-trs-tnenlous-ly good t '-
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Haiti Whitney-
t , JOAQUIN MILLER'S LATEHT. 1
. There was a young girl of rtttsburg. J
Whose young man once gave her a hurg; ,
-And so angry waa she at this Jlbertee
That she shook him stralghtway.and be died on a pree.
THE THOTJOnTFUL CREATURE.
" Hart tng, said she softly, and her blonde beng brushed
hla brow, '
And ber voice was like the mnsta of a lute. '
"Toa had better go ' ar onee, for I bear Pa eomlng nowT
And you know he wears a number seven booC '
, .... IIHCELLANEOUH ADVERTIHE M ENTH. x, '
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WOTICE TO r.llLLINERS
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we Have opened our
TWTrtTYTLl33.Ctl3. DtOOlt .
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MILiIilNERIV GOODS !
Direct from the M&nufkctureri.
Persons Visiting this City are Spe
cially Invltedto Examine Our ,
Stock Before Purchasing.
LEWIS & STRAUSS,
Ko. 123 Firit Street "' ':'
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FLXISCHNER, MATER . Af CO
... Front and First streets, between Ash and A, . 1-
Importers and Vholesale Dealers.
WINTER SEASON
MR. MAYER HAS MADE VERY EXTENSIVE TUR
chases of a full line of --
' MlJL,t.IIEllY GOODS, ?
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Direct from the Manufacturers and Importers In New York.
Our Htock will consist of the latest styles and shades of.
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Feathers Plnmes, French Flowers,
- II ATri, SHAPES,
Plaint ,Oros Grain and .Faiicy Eibbont,
" . . HIUCHr VeiaTcth, hatinh, etc., j,
To which we Invite the attention of the Millinery Trade of
Oregon and Washington Territory.
"Being the only Wholesale House In the Htate Importing
MlLUNERY OOOm direct from New York, we will be
prepared to offer extra InduoemenU to our Friends and
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Patron.
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-s-r- Portlands : .,- .. -Ll
v Established 1857.
r. Mr citAnnouawr. -
BaoFranclcOii
SHIUDLERrl CHADBOURHE
rrwat aa4 rirat Uim bet. Mrrlaai mm Yasalilll,
iu PORTLAND, OREtiON,
; Wholesale and ReUII Iiealers In
Furniture a nd Bedding !
, OK EVERY DEHCRIITION, 1
Carpets, Oil Clotha, Mirrofij'Wall Paper i, Etc.
OLDEST HOUSE IN THE FORWITURE TRADL
Headquarters for-HehobTlieNks-FlAe Furniture a Hpeclalty.
FACTORY, FOUR MILEH FROM EAST PORT I AND.
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UflEJXOSE PILLS.
COLUMBIA BOOT AND SHOE STORE.
WALTKB CBOSBT.- 'OWtX W. BILM, ;
i G. W. DILEO A CO.V
171 Second 8t, Centennial Block, bet. Morrln and Yamhill,
v Importers and Dealers la
Boots and S hoeo!
.'SI. iTromlhe Leading Manufactories. of. the EasU,
CALL AND EXAMINE OUR STOCK.
PIONEER WOOD YARD,
At the foot of E street. V
v ; a ll K in da or wood, v
Hawed and unsawed, eonHUntly on hand, and delivered to
all parts of tbe elty
nolltt JULIUS HO REN8EN, Proprietor.
i.f MISCELLANEOUS ADVERTISEMENTS,
Our-Vinter- Display
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STY I.LSII GARMENTS
I1B MCN AND, BOYS
WILL ENABI.R ALL INTERESTED' IN MALE AT
tire to K-lect the rtiolcent productions. of-thJ. season.
Iaw Prices anOLAmple Assortments will be found In eab
Department.
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Fur Btaver Ulsters and IMsterettes.lleverslble Overcoats,
' Medium and Heavy Weight Overcoats, Worsted
' Suits, Scotch Suits, Cloth HulU and
Caoslinere SulU tttr Men,
Youths aud Boys, ,' V
FISHEL & ROBERTS',
. 'r. First and Harris) Sta
PORTLANa......-....i... .'. -..OREGON
FURNITURE MANUFACTURING CO.,
i.' tut8Ttll,
rresldrat.
WD. k rtT ft,
Herniary.
dvricK AnD-alkmiumimn Cor. Flrnt and Yamhill Streets,
Factokt Corner Front and Madison St recta,.'
PORTLAN D..
...i....OREaON
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rilHIS COMPANY M.XUFAtTURES ALL KINDS OF
A Furniture, frm the iTi4lnet nnl cheaest to the. must
eTahorate and costly. It maintains its leadluir ehantctris
tic.orlKlnal and artistic designs and superiority of work-mansliip.
TIIJE O. F. M.' CO.
Also "keeps constantly n stock, a complete line of
-. c n i ith i ' r
Which TheiOffer at Very Low Prices.
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O. NZIHEYZR,
Pel erchant Tai I o r
Na. lea rira Htrt,
Keki-s (Instantly oV Hand a fine and com
plete Assort ment of .. - .
SCOTCH, ENGLISH, FRENCH a DOMESTIC GOODS,
Which are unsurpassed, and which will be
"MjfcPB VP AI COWT rH"T.
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REMODELED) HEW TEACHERS, NEW METHODS.
Itevntcd !" tbe preparation ff business affair of either
sex or any aire. In a wclal coiire of . lwKikkeeplnK,-pen
mankhlp. oiioiness calculation, forms ami iiknkcs. eoiiimer.
elal law, bnHlncKS eorreMnlcnce, and a practical training
In the English branches. For full informal Ion, call upon
or address , it W.LYNN Willi K,
Manager and lroprlet4ir.
,- OrricK 12R Front street, or Bog 1(M, Portland, Or. auM 1
C WASHINOTON STREET, ItiftTlANlV OREOON, RE
j upcctruiiy requests an ine reaiers ih inept k
wknt wbo have work In his line to call upon
him. Estimates given on. application, and all Inquiries
in or swblress
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LIVERY, HACK: AND' FEED STABLES,
. (era.r Mw4 aaa.Tayle Streets. '
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i Reasonable Charge for Hire and Boarding. Hack order
promptly attended, Day or NtRbt. .
-. .. WOODWARD e) MACiOON, I'roprletort.t
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PlUFKMSIONAL.
JOHN II. MITTHBI.U
BALrH M. MMI
MITCHELL A DEMENT,
' ' A ttom ty-a ( Im u. .
iOKKK 'omer First and Morrison streets, In rooms for
meny occupieu oy itucniers inciure uaiiery.
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a. r. naoMAt'OH.
josarif bimoh.
c a. iKi.rn.
DOLPH, BRONAUCH, DOLPH V SIMON,
Allornty4-a'-haw ..A .
pDD FELliOWS' TEMPI.E, PORTLAND, OREGON.
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JOHN M. DALY,
.DALL AH, OREGON,
flLL PRACTICE IN THE DISTRICT AND UNITED
JKtales courts. , . oCJHW
BENJAMIN I. COHEN,
Attorney -at Law and Notary Public,
Aqbmt or the Ckntral Law JoruxAL akd its Law..
. PVBt.ICAT!OSS, .
N. E. corner First and Stark streets, Portland, Oregon.
Will practice In all the Courts of Oreron and Wahinrton
Territory, ami the V. S. IHstrlct and I'lrcultrwurt.
Collection, promptly attenlel to, and pressed With vt(ror
lartlcular attention paid to business In IheOcneral Iaad
Omeaml other Oovernmcnt ltcpartments at Wanhlnrton.
Eastern tHresponUenl, Capt. JOHN MULLAN, Waah
InKton, D. C. del tut
' DR. H. M. RUSS,
rirth Street, Oppaalta PaaJt vfllM.
. IIS no to $30 00
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Best Hii Mcr Plates
olJ Fllllnica
Coin posit Ion FUUuic...... .........
rxtriM'iinK nviu ...
Exlractlnir (with pnltileim appliance)...
DR. J. Q. OLENN,
Ik-ntOit,
Southwest corner Find and YamblH streets,
IHHtTLAND, OREtlON. ''
MISS DR. ANCIE L, FORD,
OFFICE-Rooms i audl, Monnaates Rulldlnr, 10T and lflt
Flmt strwl. v .
RKJIIENCE-N.1 West Park street (corner of Stark).
a Special attention given to Diseases of Women ana
Children.,' - . . . . nol
MRS. DR. M. J. SOLANDER,
. New School Phyician, ' -
HAS RECENTLY ARRJVF.b JN-tlIIS CITY,' AND
" wlTT imjr parilcular atleulUin To TTie IWiiilelliiieasee
of Women ami Chlhlren dnrlnither stnv. She can be eon
sultel free at her office, Konm J, MeKinnelPs Block, on
Secnd street, tielween Salmon and Main. She Is prepared
to furnish special remedies for the diseases of Women. All
consultation strictly confidential. del
MISCELLANEOUS ADVERTISEMENTS,.
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THE : LARGEST PIANO WAREROOM
AND LAROEST STOCK OF
PIANOS AND ORGANS
North of- San Francisco, Vow opening on
Marrtaasl Htieet. ftetweeei Heeeaa - as4 Thlrel.
SUPERIOR INDUCKMENTS ! -
Offered to persona wishing to select from a number of In
stramenta of the following make i
-T Tfce ramaas hr.C'KER It BOTH EM, x
T Papalar t. e V. riaCIIER,
" The Well-kMawM EMEKSON APVNIIAH
: - JE-JC-J. HOT O iO - -
IN OIOANO,
Tk Celebrated) riXl'On e W A ft KEN aad PAL
ACE ORUAXA. .
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Instruments sold on Installments of S3 and 1 10 kt month,
noli I in ' W. T. XHANAIIAN, Agent.
ioasrit nt'RKit Attn.
mortos) m. srArt.iuao.
PACIFIC MARKET.
, : JBUBXHABD & SPAULDINO, f -Bntoheri
and Paoken,
And Iftmlers In All Kinds of
FRESJI AND 'RED-MEATS,-BACN, HAMS dr LARD,-
35 4nd 37 B 8trtf Cornr of Second, '
PORTLAND, OREOON.
, Seelal Attention given to Supplying Ships. - aelOtf
EMPIRE BAKERY.
VOHH A FUffR,
' - Manufacturers of
Dread, Cakot, Pastry, Pilot Droad.
Soda, Ilcnle, Butter, Boston, Sugar and Shoo Fly
CRACKEHS,
? V Jenny Llnd fakes, Olnger Snap., Et.,
Ns. SI WaaalaataM atreet, Partlaad, Or.
.Oar Orders from the Trade solicited.
OREGON TRANSFER COMPANY. , -Oonoral
JForwardlng and Commission.
Freight and Bargagn forwarded and delivered with die
patch. llanos and Furniture moved. Orders for Hacks
promptly attended to, I my or Night. -----
W. Car. m4 aad Stark Sta.
. aa- Mark, Care of O. T. Co.
USE ROSE PILLS.
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WIDERC & KIERNAN,
t ' , tease. PKALEIM I3IV'
BOOT SAN D SHOE S ,
Front street, bet. Alder and 'Morrison, Portland, Or.,
" jtTC-"' iiAVK JUST RECElVEn' -
J' An Immense 8 took of New Coods.
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