The new Northwest. (Portland, Or.) 1871-1887, December 30, 1880, Image 7

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Newspaper Page Texti.' V ; THE NEW NOnTHWESHURSDAY, DECEMBER 3D, 1SS0. . r- THE MIRTHFUL MUSE. MIWCELLANEOC8 ADVERTIhEMENTS. profeshional; w M .DISTRESSING DILEMMA, j '. There was a younit fellow from Crete liad uch awful corns on uis reel . , t That he never Just knew ' ' ,V. 1 ' , Whieh wm safest do.- , T cut off the corns or his feet. , BimUU. . CHRISTIAN SPIRIT. When Ha rah Jane, the moral mlaa, ; Deri area 'tin very wrong to klaa, I'll. bet a shilling I see through It; The damsel, fairly understood. Feels Just aa any Christian should Mhe'd rather tufftr wrong than do It V 2hwer. TO ANNEX "M. They are the undergraduates Of ltt Th prettiest undergraduates Thai erer you did see. . , . In Hebrew and la Calculus, And In HlndoaUnee, Their learntrig la quite fabulous, A well aa uotanee. ", ..,-L .'t "1 ! The verb abstruse, onto, am it. In Iatin and cninee, . : M every tongue, each clever laaa -. Can conjugate free lee, -.,.;; In Optica, they are learned aa A specialist M. D.; - - In Painting, all this skillful class r .. ' Will take M. A. degree. , JYom every mate In all the land, From Houth Amerikee, From Popocatepetl, and - From Moscow and FIJee, 'These pretty modern Eves have come, This class of K T pluck the golden applea from The one forbidden true. --Harvard Crimton. I ow up. "When Mr. Rarnum stoops to folly, " - And fiuda too late he la an ass, What charm can aoothe hisJnelanrholy, ' What art can bide hla face of brass? The only art his guilt to cover, And make bis prospects any better, J to Juat own up. fair and square. Thai ae got up me Morey leuer. Albany Journal. . A GREAT EDITORIMAOININjQS ;Ixw burned the fire ; the room was dim ; We heard the warning clock strike-ten, -.And by the moonlight, growing dim, - Knew purlins umenau come again. L ft Km.I ilm.m lout nlrht I s&ldi- Tll tell It to you ere I go. - I thought, my dear, your little head V Was lying on my shoulder so 'Tls time to go,' I said; and'you . You kissed', me twice upon the check. Now tell me, love, if dreams come true." Most archly did my darling speak t -"Why, some come true, and some do nol. X'n'Kmn nae tnis uo, t quiie ueiieve.' Ji. nd t hen' she" k lssed-m twice, wn goi iter waist eniangiea in my siceve.- Yom the Ohio AVmcA ttf Mural JliiUtead. - BIRDS OF A FEATHER." The barnyard Is all In ommotlon, The fowls are Inclined to he drear. The tlmea are most dark for the poultry Holiday dinners are here. The ducks sit all sad by the duck pond, .' '. And sing in a mon rmu rt'f r.iix, ... ,, . 'Oh (what anMha wild waves saying V iien take to tne waicr again. : The geese make a sorry procession, :- - " f Walking slowly In Indian array To and fro from the trough to the corn crlb Quacking shrilly, "Oh; who'd live alway?". f "The chickens are absently entlng, Their feathers are sully awry I tOne rooster aljig.ui to a rival, - We shall meet jn ttHe sweet by-and-by ! - - - ; v While the turkeys, with the truest wisdom, Irepare Vn meet bravely their fall. "Tl better," they say, uq be slaughtered . Than ne'er to have gobbled at a 1 1." . - Tthurille H'orfcf. . ' ADDREHM.TO A CAT. ; 'j --- Bweet warblarT when the radiant, moonlight fails : ' In mellow splemUir on the hailnUHl shed, Oft have I llatened to thy plaintive wauls, J- And cursed thee from my sleeplcaerted bed. How.-bu.ve 1 wept to iear thy long-drawn shout, M Maria I Oh-h, la-rl-a I ".Comlnnoirt?- Why dost thou Tiige, vain cat. when sable night With "dewy freshness fills the silent airt" , ' Why dost thou climb the root to yell and fight, : " To rlD and splCand siv.irt. tn el:iw nml -wwrnr? wej Dust thou notMiiMh. sweet cat. win n rosy dawn Sees half thy fur clawed out and one eve gone? i ., - .v -,llurltngtonHaukr)tr ThkTuki'entine Remedy. An apinl physician In Wawlilnirton. who U retired from practice, a 'main of extensive learning and high character, ' ays that the younger practitioners laugh at him ; for recommending turpentine as a remedy for dls ' eaned lungH. lie contends that they have, nothing, better to suggent ; Indeed, they have uo remedy LJorconaumption. He claim! that In twenty seven clear caaes of throat d I ooc,' t heTiwof 1 h i remedy under-hli own direction has restore I the "" several parties to fair health, one ofthese being his own wife, and another being a man, who, from being unable to sit or lie In a prostrate po sition, has been five years doing engineer's work in the treasury, The remedy is simple: Procure ' at a drug store some white turpentine; take in the mouth a bit the size of a pea : swallow the slowly ditHol vliig sultncer aiid when it is quite - soft swallow the lumn.The same remedy Is ex cellent for a cold. This medicine Is an old one, not at variance, however, with the modern notion of sending patients to piny regions to inhale tere binthine odors. - ' VH61Etr68fneIgh military officer and a minister all-applied for lotlging at an tun where there watbtit one pare 'betl, and the landlord was called upon to decide which had the best claim of the three. "I have laid fifteen years In the garrison at B.," said the officer. "I have sat asludge twenty years In R.," Jsakl the Judge.- "With yeur leave, gentlemen, I have sto.nl In the mlntBtrYtwenty-nv years at N.." said the minister. 'That aett lea the dis pute,' said the landlord. "You. Mr. Captain, have lain fifteen years; you, Mr. Judge, have sat twenty years; but the aged pastor ha stood five and twenty years, so he certainly has the best right to the bed." Charlerton Mercury. - f Until every good man la brave, we must expect to find Inany good women timid, to timid ven to believe in the correctness of their own best promptings, when these would place them In a mlnorityr .. .- . ' t ' -ulnl,nl ,in un flllje " Yea, alcohol well atuck to will clean all the all veFToU hare outf ITAH. k 1 . , '.It. " Hood "Agricultural Implement House ! : battthohitz: & co. ; IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN AGRICIPXTTUIl Ali IMPLEMENTS. General Agents for the Celebrated Morrison Plows, Improved Whitewater Wagons, Reapers, Mowers, Rclf-Bindlng Harveatera, Header, Threshers, Engines, rni Friend Drill," the Esterly (feeder and Cultivator, Railroad -harrows, Railroad and Mining Hhovels, Hoea, rVythea, Hnaths, Cradles, Forks, Picks, and a Full Line of - ' X-...:'i.-L:..' . Wood nnd)stool Goods. Noa. 20 i and 203 Front and 200 and 20aVrt StrsUt, Portland, Orogon. 1 u avir' Send for Catalogues. :- . - - -t- " . , v JeS-Mi , HEADQUARTERS .roa. S ' A NJ A CLAUSI . We have made arrangements for the above . Dlotinguiohed Gentleman At our Store, and have received HIS ENTIRE. .STOCK! ..or.... Toyo, .. t ; -f, '.v ' Fancy Goodo, " " Vaoeo,' r.lugoj Etc. TheFlneat Line of"' HO LID AY GOOD S ! Ever brought to Portland. . . WAX DOLLS FROM FIVE CESTS UPWARDS Christmas and Hew Year's Presents ! "Ia Endless Variety kt.Lost Cash Prices Country .Mtrchanti, Supplied at Lowest Whole- ,-- Zlili-i- -.'vv-ri- "'.-.- -7,- sale Bates,' 'Vf.f";-"t'rrr . . ; SALINGER'S CASH AUCTION CO., S10 Flifct at hU Taylr 4:jM.!."a" PartlvaU FIXISCHNR, MAYER & CO, -. ' t ' ,. Front and First streets, between Ash and A, Importers aiid Vholesale Dealers. - j FALL SEASON. -jr M R. MAYER HAH MADE VERY EXTENSIVE PUR- cbasea of a full line o( . . t MIttlNEUY dbODH. " " ; - . . -. .V ; . 'f , Direct from the Mannfactnrers and Importer In New York. Our Stock will consist of the latest styles and shades of Feathers PlumesvFrendi Flowors, 'HATH, SIIAPiif, ' ". : Plain, Oroi Grain and Taney Bibbont, SILKS, VELVETS, SATINS, ETC., i To whlWh we Invite the attention of the Millinery Trade of Oregon and Washington Territory. . . , ' Being the only Wholesale House In the SUU Importing MILLINERY GOODS direct from New York, we will be prepared to offer extra inducements to oar Friends and Patrons., .' . '..::.-.' . ' '--M UflE ROSE PILLS. WIDCRQ ft KICRriArf. DOOTD AITD 0HOE07 14S Front street, bet. Alder-an4 Morrison, Portland, Or "'"'- y n AVE THT RECEIVED . ' . 7n immaOToo-ttockJBf Now Cooda.' :L USEPUL ': -. HOLIDAY GOODS ' We bave-ln stock a Iirge Variety of Ooods suitable for ' . - I THE IIOLiIDAlT S '- ' 1 ' , . , . ' And offer the best Inducements to buyers fit JJI1Y GOODH FURNISHING GOODS. ! '" . . . ; Our Holiday Htock consists of articles having INTRINSIC MERIT. "vnul)stantlal value guarkntced for every dollar's worth -of goods bought -at our store. . OLDS fc EINO Met. 147 Thlrel fttret. PertlasMl, Oregesi O. altlNDLKR, I'ortlaud. - r. a. en a DBOtrawa, Han Francisco. Established 1807. .SHINDLER & CHADBOORNE. Frfs" aatel First a.s bei. Morrtawa mmd Yaaaaill, 1 ' V -roliTLAND, OltKOON, . . ; Wholesale and Retail Itenlers In . Furniture and Bedding ! OK EVERY liKTRHTION, r . CarpeU, Qil Clothi, Mirron, Wall Papers, 'Etc. f OLDEST HOUSE IN THE FURNITURE TRADL Headquarters forrlchouil loks FlneFui'nttnreaHpMlalty, - FACTORY, FOUR MIItKKOM F.AHT IDUTLAND. - : ael8tf REMODELED rNEWTEACHERSrWEMETHODi. 'Devoted to the preparation Jor hnslness affairs of either ses or any age, In a special cnurm of bookkeeping, pen manship, business calvulallon, forms and usurps, commer cial law, business crrrespondenee, and a practical training In the Kngllsh brancbus. For full Informal Ion, call upon or address W. LYNN WHITE,' -.. x . Manager and lriprletor". orricE IM Front street, or Bo 1M, lortland, Or. au2fl 25M-;'r 6WAHINOTON HTREET, PORTIND, ORKtlON, RE epectfullr requests all the readers of the New North vni who have work la his line to call upon or address him. Estimates given on application, ana all Inquiries promptly answered. ' ' a-4I ' ' I - -OOUIlETT'r , LIVERY, HACK ' AND FEED STABLES, v Cwrar Beeesiel aei4 Taylv Birweta. Reasonable ('bsnresfrrt'IIIrii an j Boarding. Hack orders protspUy attended, ay or NIhC WOODWARD A MAOOON, Proprietors. joum u. atrrcHKLU ' aALra m. pajLurs. MITCHELL e DEMENT, - Attortifyi-at-Law. . f OFFICE Corner First and Morrison streets, la rooms for meriy occupiea 07 tsucniers iicure umiiery. 1 i. V. DOLFH. , . c aaoHAVOH. josara aton C. A. OOLTH. DOLFH, BRONAUCH, DOLPH A SIMON, ; Attorneyo-a-Lqw, ODD FELLOWS' TEMPLE, PORTLAND, OREGON. " -tf JOHN M. DALY. - Attorneyat'Z(w, , DALLAS', OREOOH, IIX PRACTICE IN THE DIHTRICT AND UNITED Htates Court. oc st BENJAMIN I,- COHEN, Attorney - at -ZAw anil Notary Public, ' Aoeht or tbi CaaraAL Law Jocaaai, ajid its Last Publications, ' N. E. corner First and Stark streeU, Portland, Oregon Will practice in all the Courts of Oregoa and Washington Territory, and the V. M. DUtrlct and Circuit Courts, v Collections promptly attended to, and pressed with vigor. Particular attention paid to iHislnesa In tbeOeneral Land Office aud other Ooverninent Department at Washington. Eastern Correspondent, Capt. JOHN MULL AN. Wash Ington, IX C del gm RUS3 eV BOYCE, Fin a Street, 0lte iPewl OsVeo.1 law Mtaarr a leti..tH wwimiwiM-oow! (olil f illings... ComiUwItlon Fillings.. r.itracling Teel n.. Kxtractlng (with painless appliance )..., .lie 00 to $30 M . I 00 M I 00 . 1 00 - 100 e ea.e AO DR. J. C. OLENN, .. DetUUt, '"'" Houth west corner First and Yamhill streets. PORTLAND, OREOON. MISS DR. ANCII L. FORD. OFFICE Rooms 4 and S, Monnastes Building, 17 and let First street. KKHIDKNCE Noi-Ot-West Park street (corner of Btark).. Rpeclal attention given to Diseases of Women and Children. nod MRS. DR. M. J. 80LANDER, KwSckootJthy$ician, . HAS RECENTLY ARRIVED IN THIS CrTT, AND will itay particular attention to the Chronic Diseases Womt'nand ChlMrrn. during her atny. Hhe can be con- LmI trtm at her nfflee. Dnim 'I "MeinhhUlfB' Ulwk nn ML aul Hecond street, between Malinon and Main. Hhe Is prepared to furnish .pedal remedies for the diseases of Women. All oousultatlon strictly confidential. del. MISCELLANEOUS ADVERTISEMENTS. . r THE LARQEST PIANO WAREROOM -J, : AND LAROEHT STOCK OF PIANOS AND ORGANS North of Han Francisco, v now opening on f Morrtawsi Street, ketweesi Be el staid TklreTv HLTERIOIl INDUCEIKNTS I , , i " r i - . . . Offered to persona wishing to select from a number of In , atrumeiita of the following mak i The Fase DM'HCR BttOTIIF.RS, Tke rsMlar J. A C. FISCIIF.K, TM Weit-ksjowsi '. EJHEBSON' m ViiAM- PIAN IN" O H. O 'JSL NO, 1 1 t The swlebrated rLOIUII A WARREN mm PAL- Y ACEORUAWa. Instruments sold on Installments of .1 and 110 er month. nolllm ' W. T. MHANAHAN. Agent. T. i. JO HUSTON. -- T- ' . 1IOLDKM. Johnoton tt Holdenr lLUIlliailM, 0 AH AND HTKAM KITTKI, ,,, IS Front Street, between) Morrleoa mmd YaMhlll. --- - - PORTLAND, OllEUON. All orders promptly attended to. Hal Uf act Ion guaranteed. Charges moderate. Hole Agents for TK RtwingflrM (to MarMne, errMf't Btmtn usit, and seM If tUtigrr Jrun-Hton Hcvirr Jlfm. USE ROSE PILLS. joflgrn nritKHAitn, PACIFIC MOBTON M. HrAtTLPflfO. MARKET. BUEXHAED & 8PAULDIH0, ' : Bntoheri and Paekeri, Aim lieaKers tn All Klods of 7 FRESH AND CURED MEATS, IIACONJIAMS A LARD, 3B and 37 B Strewt, Corner of Second, PORTLAND, OREGON. , Special Attention given to Supplying Ships. selfl tf THE AURORA RESTAURANT. J-r Northwest punier Front and Alder streets, Is the Only Place In Portland where you can get A UOOII 4l'ARK MR At, FOR ai t'BIT. PIONEER WO O D Y A R D, ' At the foot of E street. j i - ALL MIND OF WOOD. Hawed and unsawed, constantly on hand, and delivered to " . all parte of the elty. ; nolltf - JUIJUS BORENSEN. Proprietor. THE ROYAL HT. JOHN SRWINQ MACHINE, THE most wonderful and perfect of all. , . . , JOHN a OARRISONj Agent, . ...'' , - ) v. ,0 187 "Ira lreeL , i I' IV yisaprteefyyffs?'ys . - -- ' -r-- : : - - .MuMWnvnM