THE NEW NORTHWEST, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1SS0.
THE MIRTHFUL MUSE.
MISCELLANEOUS ADVERTISEMENTS.
MISCELLuVNEOUS ADVERTISEMENTS.
MISCELLANEOUS ADVERTISEMENTS.
SIGNIFICANT EPITAPH.
Vat away dear Wllllo's speller;
Vacnnt Is his desk at school;
Tell his comrades Unit It's dnngcrous
Flaying tag behind a mule.
THE INCREDULOUS WRETCH.
A ehuxnilng young girl ln Genevu,
Who suilfered last yoiir from lmy fever.
Declared to her le(iii
That her nose wouldn't blow;
Mat the horrid wretch didn't believe her.
DESPERATION.
' Two more plates of oysters,"
To Uie waiter lieicried,
His eyes staring wildly,
Ills mouth open wide.
' I love her most madly,
On marriage I'm bent,
And I'll satisfy Jier appetite
If it takes my last eenL"
AS SAMMY TILDBN FINDS IT.
par from Uie crush and Uit crowd of Uie tlnnelng,
Far from Uie quarrel for i
Soft come Uie strains of the
Dinner-room ehnlrs.
musie enuwnein-
011 tlio stairs?
Isn it elrarnilng out hen
Ilrislit. dewv eves, and a wi
rd softly spoken,
No matron notices; nobofl
cares:
It igebad or ribbon is uenge
as a token-
On, it's delightful out here on the stairs!
THE SCENE rrlciIANGED.
A bee Hew out in Uie sunny air
By a boy to blithe and young,
"Who laiifched aad screamed without a care,
And would not hold lite tongue.
The veene it eliaiiged. 1th sobaml shrlek
The vault of heaven rang,
And ) tome ward new the bee so meek,
the small boy held Ills stung.
ALAS. AlivCK !
Softly falls Uie mill
On the hill and plain.
On UilrsUntr woodlands wild
And golden gralii'l ,
Itttt oli! alas, alack!
"When softly falls Uie rain,
AVbat torture Heave, what mln
Pursues that "ahlm-un' swain,
The poor boot-WaCk.
A SECRET OUT.
There was a IHUe editor
Who had a ItUle -wife.
Who sehMKed all bis Na
As became an editor's wife;
. And wltett his fertile ten cave out.
She used with mirht and main
To ply the shears with vigor
Till his head was dear again.
And nobody knew.
Have that editor gal,
That hte articles were not
O-rifnal.
OOITLDNT HELP IT.
Old "Speckle" roae from off her nest
And cackled with inoch visor,
A- it to say, That err my best
No hen can lay a trigger."
W Uie Johnny, standing near the gate.
In mute content waa gasing.
An if he could not tolerate
The foes the hen tca raising.
H protest took her down a peg
He raised his voice to jay K
' You flnk you're Kmart Dod made sat egg
You toodnt help bat lay It f
A young couple in their ltpiieyniooii are dallying
' tguidly with the gmnes tit rieseert. She (archly)
"Ami you don't Audit tiresome, dear, all alone
vr th me? You are quite, quite sure that you
do i't wish to go back to your bachelor life attain?"
He (earnestly) "Quite, my darling ; indeed, mar
ried life is so awfully Jolly that, you know, if you
were to die to-night, I'd get married again to
morrow." "The crime of obtaining money under false pre
tence has greatly diminished within the last few
years,7' said a police justice to a country friend.
"How do you account for that?" asked the friend.
"Easily enough," replied fhe justice. "You we,
the fact is, in these times it is almost Impossible
to obtain money under any pretence."
At a recent marriage in IXiidsoli, N. Y.J the bride
M-as a young damsel wfab had been a great co
quette. When the clergyman asked the usual
question, "Who gives this woman away?" a young
fellow present exclaimed, "I can, but"! won't."
He'atives are an absolute necessity to some mo
ple. If a servant girl hasn't got an aunt who is
sick and requires some one to spend the night
with her, how is the girl to get out to go to the
circus?
Elopements are becoming quite fashionable. A
horse ran away with one of the oldest maids in
Philadelphia.
PROFESSION A L
MOW H. MITCHELL. RALPH M. KM"ET.
MITCHELL & DEMENT,
Attorneya-al-Law.
OFFICE Corner Fintt and Morrison HtreeU, in rooms for
merly occupied by Buchtei's Picture Gallery. S-m
J. X. DOLPH.
K. C. BBOKAL'GH.
JoSEi'it bin ox.
C. A. DOLPH.
DOLPH, BRONAUCH, DOLPH & SIMON,
t AUorneytrOi-Law,
ODD KKIllXDWS' TEMPLE, PORTLAND, OREGON.
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DR. J. C. CLENN,
Kouthwest corner First and Yamhill street.
I-ORTLAND, OREGON.
MISS DR. ANCIE L. FORD.
OFFICE Rooms i and a, Monnastes' Building, 117 ami 1W
l' irsi street.
RESIDENCE No. 01 West Park street (corner of Stark).
ear Special attention given Jo Diseases of Women and
Children.
sel
MRS. DR. M. J. SOLANDER,
JSrair Seltool Physician,
FiLEISCHNER, MAYER & CO.,
Front and First streets, between Ash anil A,
Importers and Wholesale Dealers.
FALL SEASON.
VfR. MAYER HAS MADE VERY EXTENSIVE PUR
iYJL chases of a full lino of
2rH.lLIISTElY. GOODS,
Direct from the Manufacturers nnd Importers In New York.
Our Stock will consist of the latest style and shades of
Feathers Plumes, French. Flowers,
HATS, SHAPES,
Plain, Gros Grain and Fancy Ribbons,
SILKS, VELVETS, SATINS, ETC.,
To which we Invito thouttuntlon of the Milliner Trade of
Oregon and Washington Torrltory.
Being the only Wholesale House in the State Ini-ortIng
MILLINERY GOODS dlreot from New York, wo will ho
prepared to oiler extra Inducements to our Friends and
Patrons. wi"
FISHEL & ROBERTS.
GRAND REDUCTION OF PRICES!
-I--. .
Fall and Winter Clothing!
Manufactured by Mr. Roberts in New York Spe
cially for Fine Trade.
BOYS' AND CHILDREN'S CLOTHING
A S)eelalty.
FISHEL & ROBERTS,
Cor. First mill 3lorrlson Sfs.,
PORTLAND...... OREU4 N
ESTABLISHED IN 1852.
WILLIAM BECK & SON,
Whole.mli h l Retail I iil-ri in
GUNS, 1UFLES AND UEVoLVF.lt.-. OK EVERY DIv
Si Uli'I IoN.
Wm. Moore's, W. & C. Scott & Son, Remington,
Parker Bros., and the Famous Colt's
Breech-Loading Shotguns.
A fall assortment of the uImv- famous maker constantly
in ntock.
RIFLES.
Winchester, Sharps', Italia MX HurgeHH', Kennedy jfc"
StevenB'.
PISTOLS.
roir. Smith A WeKMin'ti, Hopkins ,t Allen', and the
fainoun Ilritinh KuII-Dokh.
Also, a full line of .Mela I lie Carti-hlRex, Hreech-IMMlliiK
Braiw and Paper sheIN, Cmk. Wml, Shot, and KiKirtflinen's
Impleinenta, a I, the LOWEST PRICKS.
Corner I'rout mid Aider Sis.. INirtlnuil, r.
will III)
USE ROSE PILLS.
JOHKl'lI HrKKIIAKII.
MORTOX M. Sl'At'I.IHXO.
PACIFiIC MARKET.
BURKHARD & SPAULDING,
Butchers and Packers,
' And Dealers in All Kind f
FRESH AND cntKI) MEATS, ItACoN, HAMS A LARD,
35 and 37 B Street, Corner of Second,
PORTLAND, OREfi'oN.
Special Attention Riven to supplying ship. ko18 tf
ESTABLISHED I868
G. O. BAILEY,
Wholesale nnd Retail
Grocer and Ship Chandler.
Ship Stores, ;nickery Wan, Lime, PhiHter, Cement nnd
Feed, Garden and Grass Seeds, Foreign and
Domestic Fruits,
S. I corner It mid .Second Streets, l'ortlimd. Or.
selOtf
WIBERG & KIERNAN,
.DK.1LKIW IN.
BOOTS AND SHOES,
115 Front street, hot. Aider and Morrison, Portland, Or..
HAVE JUST RECEIVED
An Immonso Stock of New Goods.
D. W. PRENTICE & CO.
The Leading Music Dealers
NORTH OF SAN FRANCISCO.
THE LARGEST STOCK OF
PIANOS!
From H200 to 81.00(1!
THE LARGEST STOCK OF
O DEL Gr jSl. ZKT S !
From 810O to 8700!
THE LARGEST STOCKDF
SHEET MUSIC AND BOOKS!
In the Nortinvest.
Instruments of all Kinds Sold on Easy Payments.
SUHsClttHK HOK
X. AV. l'KENTICE GO'S
Monthly. Musical Journal,
Which eonlaliie from 115 to rJO worth of new vocal and
Instrumental iiiuhIc and valuable und Interest
ing reading matter each year.
Onl TtZ Cenli s ici "Vosii.
D . W. PRENTICE &
No. I07 First Street,
CO.,
PoRTI.NI
.. . IREGON
REMODELED; NEW TEACHERS, NEW METHODS.
Devoted to the preparation for luisina'ss nfTuirs of cither
sex or any ace, in a apeclal course of hookkceptnir, jm'ii
mannhip. MiMiiieHM enlciilation, forms and usages, commer
cial law, business earresM)iilcnce. and a practical traiiiinx
In the English bninches. For hill Information, rail upon
or address W. LYNX WHITE,
Manaser and Proprietor.
Orricr. US Front street, or Itox lot. Portland, Or. auM
p. WASHINGTON STREET. PORTLAND, OREGON, RI5
O Spellful ly request, all the r :nl-rs of the NEW NOKTII-
W'H8T wlio have work in hi in 10 call iimii or atlilrexR
him. iintimates given on application, and all Ini-ulrte
promptly Htisw-ered. S-ll
Eastern and Shoalwater Bay Oysters!
.AT..
ALISKY & HEGELE'S,
I'lrst Street. Iietueeii Alder ami Morrison.
s.-l
THE AURORA RESTAURANT,
Northwest comer Front and Alder streets,
Is tho Only Place In Portland where jou can got
A UOOI) Sl'AIti: 3IEAI, I'OIt 2.5 CENTS.
CORBETT'S
LIVERY, HACK AND FEED STABLES,
Corner Second mid Taylor Streets.
Rcnsonnhle Charges for Hire nnd Hoarding. Hack orders
promptly attended. Day or Night.
WOODWARD & MAGOON, Proprietors.
NOTICE TO BILLBNERS
WE HAVE OPENED OUR
TVT j..yyt -rtrt -T- StOOlS.
OK.
Direct from the Manufacturers.
Persons Visiting this City are Spe
cially Invited to Examine Our
Stock Before Purchasing.
LEWIS & STRAUSS,
No. 123 First Street.
OLDS & SU
ERS
LAMPS! OILS
Crockery and Glassware!
A SPECIALTY OF LAMPS AXD OILS!
A Complete Assortment of the Latest Styles of
Chandeliers.
SOLE AGENTS FOR
John Maddeck &-. Son's Royal Semi-Porcolain,
The Itest in the Market.
rpiIE CELEBRATED "HERO" OIL REST IN USE FOR
X sle by us only. Orders from the country promptly
tilled. Send and try HERO OIL. Satisfaction etiaranteW.
We are here to please. OLDS A SUMMERS,
No. 1SS First street, Portland, Or.
. olllNltl KK,
Porllaiid.
V. s. II lliliiirRXE,
San Fnincieo.
Established 1857.
SHINDLER & CHADBOURNE,
Front ami First Sis.. let. .llorrison and Taialilll,
PORTLAND, OREfiON,
Wholesale and Retail Dealers in -
Furniture, and Beddine: I
iF EVERY DESCRIPTION. 0
Carpets, Oil Cloths, Mirrors, Wall Papers, Etc.
OLDEST HOUSE IN THE FURNITURE TRADE.
Headquarter!, for School Desks Fine Furniture a Specialty.
FACTORY, FOUR MILES FROM EAST PORTlVND.
selH tf
'PORTLAND MECHANICS' FAIR!
1 880.
THE ANNUAL EXHIBITION
..OP T1IK..
Portland Mechanics' Fair Association
Will be opened on the Tth and close on the 2SU
of October.
riMIE PAVILION IS REING ENLARGED BY THE AD
Jl illtlon of two w iiKs. The soutli w lnK Is destined for the
Flpnil DlBplHy.nnd the nortli win for the Machinery e-c-hlhitwl.
INTENDING EXIIIIJITOItS will pK "fie ap
plications fpr space at an early date, by applyliiir to the
Superintendent, Room 2fi. Unloii Hlock, where all iiiforma
tion concernliiK the Fair w ill ! cheerfully -riven orl,m
Ily onlerof the Hoard of Direelors.
"e" "" E. OLDENDORFF, Superintendent.
USE ROSE PILLS.
OREGON TRANSFER COMPANY.
Conoral Forwarding and Commission.
Frolsht and ItnKRaee forwarded and delivered with dis
patch. Pianos and Furniture moved. Orders for Hacks
proniptlynttcndeilto.DayorNIsht. uruers Ior "1s
nice-.S. AV. Cor. Second and Stark Sts.
Mark, Care of O. T. Co. -S
THE AMERICAN
Steam Dyeing and Cleaning Works
in!iF,v , lS ?,,ni ' kl'1 Olovos aiid Fouthors cleaned and
died b n now process Rlnnkcts nnd Furs clonnod nicely.
Cloanfng and dyolng Gents' Clothiii,' a speclnlty.
v , - CONRAD & CO.,
JSo. 10 Salmon street, Portland, Oregon.