IWWi IN ADVANCE : Si TO i j r 1 75 - - r'KICX i' " year.. inontba 1 'i ret- moatlM. Hue Bpbcch. Kwot 1-aaas, Vun IWi.k. DVF.IMTOEMKNTSIown. i i tn ilon HeasnnaMe FACT, FATE AMD FANCY; OK, Stewart T lMag Dm. kiln. A. 2. DOJTIWAY. t.k r "rostra mats "i.i.rr w.wn," "Airt'm'MKIB1m HAW wotburtanf krk," xOTtTi.vrrx. ortkgox, TinJT;s.v-'. October io, i&.ri. rd.rcordinc to Act ofonv'r'.-. In I lie " r i -t-k, bj KmJLJ. Danlway.ln the office of h,. l.ii rmrUaafOMicreHatWmiiliiiitn Clty-M . CHAPTER III. "Why do you not write a story after the orthodox plan, in which there ( shall be mo Illustration of perWet happi-ih-ms in tbe marriage relatiou ?" This question, I know, is asked by my reader, as he turns with a Huge of j annoyance to chapter third of thin every day tale, lured, in spite of himielf, to pursue while yet abusing it. Because, niy gentle frieud, were 1 to attempt it, you would not peruse my cogitations beyond the second chapter. The lives of the few who are so happily married that they suiter from no jars or discord in assimilating to a perfect con jugal union, are calm and trauqult as a Hummer's lake, surrounded by low, un broken plain, unrelieved by frowning mountains, daubing torrents, or tower ing trees. There is nothing to say of them have that they are happy. I remember a now aged relative who, in my childhood's days, would some- 1 1 mes get merry through deep flotations f apple-jack. At such times he was the delight of the children, for he was always ready to tell them a story. Hat sometimes, when our ears were attuned, and our bra ios on tbe alert fur some thing unusual, he would oblige us by the "happy story of Johu McGlory." And that was all there was of it. Hap pi nes tells its own story. I believe in the b.timate sacred utility of every thing. Even unhappiness baa its usee; for it is through it that we learn to bridge tbe torrents of ignorance, scale th mountains of prejudice, and fell tbe ton-Ms of opposition. So, good reader, if you have intro duced yourselves to these columns in the belief or expectation that you were only to watch a matrimonial bark afloat on a summer lake in a perfect calm, or moored at ease under tbe ice of au over rating bank, where there was nothing t.ut happiness for tbe author to expati ate upon, you are doomed to disap iKiintineuL But I know yon will not, n that account, refuse to follow my heroines for there are two of tham through the checkered and eventful course marked out for them by the fin- gT of inevitable fate. Tbe sleeping-room of the sisters, Lillie and Grace, was directly over tbe com bined sitting-room aud cltamber signed to their guests. "Grace, I hate you!' exclaimed Lillie, aer eyes flashing flue, and her face otherwise bard and expressionless as a stone. "Io you ?" answered Grace, w bo was 1 too happy to care for a taunt that might, at another time, have provoked ati equally wicked reply. "Yea, I do." "Why?" The sisters stood eying each other with aa attitude and air that only a Raphael might commit to canvas, l'en of Milne onuM never da H justice. "I hate you because yoN nave stolen my lover." "Stolen your lover, Indeed ! Didn't yon pomade bim oat In the lane, under the trees, so you might have your talk oat without disturbing Alonzo and me?" "And so she doesn't know it," thought Lillie, her fancies flashing like lightniug. know. I'll go on, accepting the ad vances of John Aodera, and I'll marry him and deceive them to the end." By this time Grace was snugly in her lied and wholly oblivious of her sister's presence. "Is-wm Jsaaeil lucky," said Alonzo Snowdea to hie companion in tbe room below, 'tbat yon happened along when I did. Bat for you, it would have been absolutely awkward for me to transfer my allegiance so suddenly from Miss Kinerson to her pretty sister." "And so you feel that you have used me aa a sort of foot-mat," replied John Anders, bitterly. "I rather feel that you've used your self to good advantage, both for your sake and my own," was tbe quick re tort. "How ? poor fellow, who had never before ex perienced the divine emotion, ami whose recently created hopes for jierfeet happiness had Mnhleuly leen broken into a ehaos of eoufuseri imaglulnge, tossed uneasily upon his primitive oouch until the wee, small hours of the morning. With tbe dawn the Maters were awake aud stirring. Not that they had aiept mtieli, for oue was too happy, and the other too miserable to.iiermit tiie drowsy god to approach her. Bat sheep and cows being, or at least supposed to be, incapable of experiencing the tender entiments the keep humanity Mil half the time upon tbe rack of torture, and tbe other half in the Keventh heaven of felicity, have nothing to think of at night but sleep, and no love affairs to make them either happy or miserable. It was Grace's every morn ing duty to turn the sheep away to pas ture before tbe sun was up, and Little's to milk tbe cows and set them free upon the oe ai mou by breakfast time. The night bad beeu very clear and still, aud the heavy dew was like a rain upon the tall grass and weeds through which tiie sisters waded in finishing up their work, till, wiieu they were ready to return to the house, they were both as wet to the waist as though they bad been swimming. "For Iteaven's .sake, let's get iuto our room and change our clothing before we meet our coniany," said Grace, seizing her pails, and starting at a half trot through tbe yard leading from tbe cow-quarters. "I dou't care bow I look," redied Lillie, mechanically seizing a pail and as mechanically hurrying toward her ; chamber, In spite of ber expressed care- tessuess at to personal aparance. What makes you hate me ?" asked Grace, suddenly. "Because you're beautiful." "And I love you for the same reason," was Grace's wise reply. A stranger, to have viewed these beau lie- then, wonld have thought, bad he overheard their compliments upon each other's loveliness, that each was drawing largely upon her imagination for ber facts. Tbey were not only wet and bedraggled, but dirty. Their hands ami faces were alike begrimed with the work of the hour, and their limp sun-bonnets, which hung slouch - ily over their faces, were anything fresh and eleau. But there h many a beautiful diamond lying hidden away within the rough outer coating with wbleh untoward circumstance has en crusted it, and so it was with Lillie and Grace. It so happened that the very calamity the sisters were struggling to avoid was encountered on the threshold. Alonzo Knowdeii, with his dainty toilet more Jsfefolly prepared than on the previous evening, opened the door, and suddenly met the slouched snn booiiets and barn-yard odor. Jobn An ders was close behind bim, aud as un wittingly encountered tbe same ob stacle to a romautic attachment. But, unlike his companion, he was accus tomed to tbe farm, and hail good sense enough to understand that the laborer Ami yet, like all worthy young men, or men who have not been spoiled by flat tery, he very modestly, and lerhaps justly, estimated bis own iiowers. But be had a temper, and my readers win agree with me that It was forely tried. "I'd knock you down If I didn't get away from yon, urn! I wouldn't demean myself before the eood iwople we nave oome to visit, even for tbe gratification it would afford me to soil or rip your scented broadcloth !" Aud John An ders turned abruptly about aud pro ceeded rapidly toward the house. Alonzo Hnowdeu looked after him with a prolonged whistle. 'I have the advantage of him, at ally rate, aud I'll see that I keep it," he said, mentally. "But, after ail, it wouldn't be worth tbe trouble only for tbe old Captain's ducats. The girls, either of 'em, are well enough In their way; but they're counlryAed and outre, and that old dowager's perfectly hor rid. But, aside from the ducal, there's Grace, my affianced, who's a stunner, aud no mistake." Aud tbe fair Alonzo smiled audibly. Grace bad dofted ber wet and muddy apparel, aud was iu the yard and at the well, luggiug with all ber strength at the heavy wiudlass, when John Anders returned from his wordy encounter with Ills successful rival. "Shall I not assist you ?" he asked, blaming himself, even as he spoke, for having offered to assist the affianced bride of tbe one mail whom lie bad learned to despise, "You are very kind," said Grace, blushing. Am I ?" Honest Johu Anders threw a rapid, earnest glauce at ber in response, and theu, rememberlug himself, turned as abruptly from her presence as lie bad just turned from ber affianced husband. My reader will marvel at Uie consum mation of a matrimonial engagement upon such short acquaintance as had . been enjoyed by tbe parties eonreroeu, but he must remember that I write of a new country, aud a new and couipira- tively chaotic style of social customs. I OUR EUROPEAN C0RRE8P0NDUE0E. i.kttm Ni'aaaa rive. thi: PABis KXPosrrioN. Probably no more difficult task can be assigned than to require a descrip tion of tbe Paris Exposition in oue brief letter. Tbe difficulty will lie apparent from tbe fact'that the catalogue simply of the art detriments of three promi nent nations alone I a volume of several hundred ges. A simple enumeration of tbe articles exhibited by all nations in all departments would fill many vol umes the size of Welter's Unabridged. Oue cannot examine all the exhibits witn any iiogree of thorotigtioe. in ! than six months, and in :i single letter only a general account enn be expected and impressinus given rather than de scriptions. We enter the principal gateway from the Place du Troeailem through the graud Troradero llself, the finest build ing on the grounds. It consists of a large circular structure with wings fac ing and curving toward tbe main build ing ou the opposite side of the river Seine. This building, which Is substan tially made of stooe ami brick, is In tended to be permanent, and lielougs to the city or Paris. It ha n large con cert hall In the center, flauked with loug open colonnades. The long rooms in the wings will probably lie used for art galleries. The central building has a high tower ascended by au elevator, from which there is a Hue view of the grounds and entire elty. From the up per balcony of the Trocadero you look over the great artificial waterfall which flows from thetecond story of thebuild iug, and over the basin and fountain be yond, aud see a broad walk leading across a wide bridge up to the center of the great exposition building, a quarter of a mile away. Ou both tides of the river aud on each fide of this broad walk aie beaulifully-luid-out grounds, with choice flowers, fountains, shrub and lawn. Dolled through this npeu space are mauy buildings, some used for re-Uturauts, the others for the minor displays by Egypt, China, Japan, Tunis, Did I confine my cogitation-, to the con- , Algiers, .Morrocco. i srs.a u ow.er i lions, jii me restaurants iowo in pi to in tbe style of the country which they sideraliou of things that ought to be, I should deal very sparingly in things that aie. There can lie but oue thing worse, or more hazardous than an en gagement upon short acquaintance, and that iaa marriage upou tbe same coudi tions. I believe that, of all tbe couples that marry, even with all the pre cautions that wisdom and prude nee can devise, nine-tenths of them are sure, at least in thought, to rue the bargain be fore the end of the flret year. And cer taiuly those who rush headlong Into such relatious are running infinitely greater risks than wise legislation or well-regulated custom should tolerate. Tbe quartette met again at the break fast table. Grace was all smiles anil good nature, while IJIlie was pale, pre occupied ami silent. Alonzo was all tongue ami loquacity, and John was taciturnity pereouified. Mrs. Emerson bustled about the low, black, smoky kitchen, frying eggs aud bacon, ooiniueutiug upon her cooking, and naming like a porpoise. Her in any field must adapt bis dress to his i strong, womanly Intuition assured her surroundings. "Good-mornlnr, ray graceful lilies of the valley," said Mr. Suowden, gal lautly. The sisters bowed and hurried on. The two men strolled together through the yard and down tiie lane. Alonzo was the first to speak. "Didn't I say a handsome thing, Jobn?" Mr. Anders curled lib Hp scornfully. "I should say you're making very free on short acquaintance," was bis curt reply. "It's all in the family," retorted Very well; she shall never I Alonzo. "If Miss Grace could have noted, as I did, tbe upward eurviug of tbe Boowden nose, ami the side look of saueysareasm with wbleh you alluded to her elmrms as you addressed her, she would hardly have appreciated yonr compliment, sir." "Perhaps, Mr. Anderx, you would like a situation as instructor general. What would be your lowest price for teaching me-manners ?" "Couldn't be hired to undertake It. There isn't enough of the raw material iu you tn make the effort worth tbe wliile." "Which I construe into an insult, John Anders." "All right, Mr. Suowden." "What do you mean now T" "Just what I say." I Jraioue, are you . ' Anil .Ylullfco "Then are none so blind as tbey who Snowdeu, who certainly had good cause will not see. There's no ,n to M at w,, ,inw(lf aiMj ,t mH ar .und tbe bnsb, old boy. That--, not ' with the rest of mankind, Indulged lit a my style, rm in love with Grace Em- complacent smile aud self-satlsfled erson, ana engageu io ner already. ; strut that was peculiarly Iliene- lues loryou, oy jnoiiiinj . "Did sbe say she loved you ?" There was pain in tbe voice of Johu Anilers now, aud a choking in his throat that well nigh rendered his words inaudible. "Sty she loved me ? Of course she did ! Do you suppose a girl like that, whose beauty would grace tiie court of an emperor, would marry any man If sbe didu'l love him ?" John Anders did not knoww be was wisely silent. Alono, who was used to being in exaperatiug to a disappointed rival. "If y had anv brain In uv.L. ,.r I'd batter Vm out of your skull with my open baud." he ai.l l.tn,u. "It seems I've got ahead of you, brains or no brain.," wa, u,e uU.U joinder. "A puppy eau always make more noise than a mastiff," snfd Anders. "And a bigger fool of himself," re torted Suowden. John Anders felt self-huuiiiiatioii that the visits of the strangers meant matrimony; ami, obtuse as Mr. Snow deu thought her, site was more tbau a match for him iu both wit and wisdom, despite her lack of culture or refine ment, " 'Pears to me you haven't much of a constitution, Mr. Snowdeu. Seems as If you couldn't stomach eggs fried hard,' she aaid, in a sort of motherly way; though behind her kindly voice the girls could discern a dense degree of lurking sarcasm, which was as incom prehensible to her flippnut visitor as though be had been deaf and blind Irani babyhood. "Why do you think so, Mrs. Emer son ?" ami tbe young gentleman smiled blandly. "JSekaae Pve always beam that folks of delicateconstltutionshad weak stom achs; and eggs is strong victuals, specially when they ain't soft. The Captain, that's my husband, he says he can take the measure of any man's stomach by tile quality of bis muscle. He says a man with a flabby muscle, like j'ourn 'pears to be, ort to live on mush and arrer root, and take rhubarb ami jalap reg'lar." Lillle's face llu&hed scarlet, Grace's eyes flashed angrily, Alonzo giggled un comfortably, ami John enjoyed tiie gen eral discomfiture. 'I nercetve that you're an excellent judge of human nature, Mrs. Emerson," said the latter, after au awkward pause. "Pears like I ort to be," and the good woman's face lit up with a gleam of pleasure, "for I've dealt pretty faith fully with the artieleioruign omu nj year. now. Not that I'm ih older than represent, aud in the little shops cheap trinkets from foreign countries are sold. Here the dark-eyed and swarthy buc caneer front Tunis, with the stem of a water-pipe Iu bis- mouth and a small j arsenal hanging to bis person, inveigles the unwary into buying some worth lew steel or shell oruauieut at ten times Its real value, and neir by the incessant clatter of barbaric music invites you to some saloon where African or Asiatic drinks are served iu all their native Has tiness. Here the French government has buildings iu which are displayed the results of its investigations of the ravages of noxious Insects, IU forest culture and its meteorological ilepart- ment. Tbe French society for prevent ing -iruelty to animals also make a small exhibit. Across the river on each side of tbe broad walk are alo many small bnild- iugs representing tbe interests of -horticulture, photography, navigation, etc. One conspicuous object of special Inter est to Americans is gigantic bronze head of tbe figure of liberty, which the French are sendiug as a present to America to be set tip In Kew York har bor. Most of my readers will remem ber tbe huge hand of the same figure which was at the Philadelphia Exposi tion. At the left is a large building filled with fruits ami flowers, but I will not tax yonr credulity-by attempting to tell the size of the orange?, citrous, grapes and peacbes fqpm Soreulo on the bay of Naples. To an American, from the Northern Sates rticularly, the fruit is simply wonderful. Au utmost interminable aunex is lilted with a varied exhibit of French agricultural products and machinery. I was sur prised to II ml the great amount of intri cate agricultural machinery, like reap ers and mowers, steam thrashing-ma chines', and portable engines for farm work, wbieli Is in this department. Near this is novelty, a long building de voted entirely to a display of oyster cul ture. Twenty, or more long tanks through which the water Is constantly passing are tilled with oysters of all aces and conditions. In many of the tanks there arc also fish aud sea mil mats, whose strange forms and brilliant colors are source of unending delight. Au eager crowd always surrounds the tanks containing tlmse harlequins of tbe ocean, the hermit crab-, whose tin couth antics aie watched with tbe greatest interest. The main exposition building is di vided iuto Ave part, attached to a com mon halt iu froutnnd rear. These parts are each mauy huudred feet In length .nd tmrether oover many acres of ground. The central one, which is sep forty. People have to have some age to i arteJ frol the others by a walk of love for Grace Emernm was as pure iove, ana quite as useu to Detug out, ami rresii as it wus uestiueu, in spite of i spirited re Tid y was soon lu a tranquil uieep. utJoliu, Himself, to ue strong auu umiunng. ITo be eoouiiueu em before they can study such things i to any purpose. I'm not older tnau Methuselah, and I begun early." "Mrs. Emerson," said Mr. Suowden, suddenly arising from his ehair.atid ac eosting her with au assurance that was ! sublimely impudent, "what Ho you tliluk or me for a soii-lu-iuw i The good oul blushed ami stam mered. Lillie and Graee were uou- n iu.inr.,1 ... illus,ed. Johu Anders was disgusted, a painful sense of I ,.iv i-l ! to wind His newly awakened stockin' yarn, but you'd hardly answer wear lite wool 'twas made ol irom me uuuk of a flehllnir buek." was tbe tweuty feel on each side, is devoted eti- itn.lv to the art department. To the right of this as you euter from the front are the geuerul departments of all na tions except France. Beyond is, to the right, machinery of all nations except Frauce, and beyond this a large num ber of detached buildings belonging to various nations, and generally devoted to special displays. On the left of the art department, and occupying space Moual to that ued by the other nations u tiw. dlHiiluv of the French. Baok of this immense system of buildings Is a largo numlier of detached structure used for various purpo-os. The plan of breaking the large build ing up Into long, separate sections leaves no point from which such a grand view can be obtained as through the central aisle of the main building at Philadel phia. Owing to this vastness, the ex position does not Impress itself upon one at llrst sight as it did at Philadel phia, and it Is only when you have tired yourself out three or four days in walking through the sections that you begin to have a realizing sense of how large the display really Is. The arrange ment of the present exposition, how is much more effective than the long narrow aisles and cross sections' of the Vienna exjiosltion of 1S73. Time permits mention of the exhibits of separate nations only in a general way. It Is expected as a matter of course that the nation iu whose country the exposi tion is held, will on the whole excel any other, and to this France has not proved an exception, for while in quantity her exhibit nearly equals that of the rest of the whole world, in quality of many tilings sbe is not inferior to the best. This is particularly true of all the forms of manufactured silk aud of the prac tical application of art to manufactured articles ol every kind. Taste seems to come natural to a Frenchman, anil everything to which he pots bis hands shows it. Tbe Gobelin tapestry and Sevres porcelain ware In the French de partment are unequaled. England ex eels Iu machinery, particularly that used in the manufacture of cotton. Elkington & Co.'s art jewelry and plate are the finest in this exposition, us they were at Philadelphia, and Minton's china is eertalnly but little inferior to that of Sevres. Germany is conspicu ously absent, having no representation at all, as cordial relations have never existed between France and Germany since tbe last war. lielglum makes a creditable display of heavy machinery and rolling .slock for railways, while as a matter of course the laces of Brussels are unequaled. Her schools make a very good exhibit, particularly in draw ing. Since the Philadelphia exposition, Switzerland has felt that her watch bus iness has been in u critical condition, and she has this time made an unusu ally fine display, carrying oil the high est honors. Sbe has on exhibition a very complicated piece of machinery for embroidering, which admits a roll of eloth fifteen feet wide and works it Into any desired pattern. A steam road wagon which came from Switzerland over tbe ordinary road, n distance of .160 mile!, in seven day, attracts con siderable attention. The limitless dis play of Swiss carved wood which has haunted every exposition for tbe last twenty years is on hand this time in full force. Italy sends beautiful glass ware from Salviati ami Venice, mosaics from Florence and Home, coral from Naples, ami-some fine cabinets of ebony inlaid with ivory. As usual, the Italian department is one vast bazar for the sale of jewelry. Tbe Chinese and Japanese exhibit about the same things as at Vienna and Philadelphia, curious silks, Ivory ami carved wood-work, vases and lacquer work. TheChtnesehaveoueortwoof the same carved boils with open work pil lar and cauonies which they sent to Philadelphia. A beautiful shawl made for the marriage of tiie Emperor, and valued at 5.000. is much admired. Tbe body is of the finest and heaviest silk, with a large animal, which looks like a cross between a doukey aud a peacock, worked iu the center In rich-colored silk and gold thread. The Japanese dress like Europeans, but the Chinese wear their own costume, which consists of wooden shoes, wide breeches, a long, loose frock reaching below the knees, a cue braided out with black ribbon so as to reaoli nearly to the ground, while the whole is topped out with a wash-bowl straw hat with a small red plume fast ened to the crown. Uusilu makes a good display of gold cloth from the east, jewelry and art plates from Mos cow, iron, leather, fur and velvet robes", and of course of malachite. A single vase of this material, eight feet high is valued at $10.jJ00, and a pair somewhat smaller at $13,000. Denmark bus au iugenius type writer which does not oc cupy a space of more than nine cubic inches, and which can be set ou one's writing desk, used ami removed. The Argentine Kepubllcseuds leather, Slam weapons aud gold cloth, and nearly all the small countries of Europe and America have something to represent them. Even the little liepubllc of San Marino, the smallest independent gov ernment iu tbe world, with a territory of only 21 square miles, is represented by a few pictures and minerals. But how about the display of the United States, my readers are probably asking. Wliile the quantity of our ma terial Is nothing to what we hud at Philadelphia, our part of the exposition Is, as a whole, creditable to us. Our ma ohiusry is good, ami our reapers and mowers among the best. In scales, locks, fire-arms, pump, chemicals, or gans, books, ami many other things our exhibit is good. Tiffany & Co. show the Bryant vase, and Hue, artistic table ware. They nave maue saies io tue ; Prince of Wales and to parties from Japan. The most interesting thing tbey display istheir reproductions of the gold I treasures aud ornaments found by Gen- eral Di Ceanola iu thelsland of Cyprus. Every dent which unskilled workman ship, time, and neglect have Impressed upon the originals is faithfully repro duced here. The General has written a letter stating that the work is so well done that he can hardly tell tlieuriginal from theeopies. The collection is sold tn the Berlin Museum for the sum of $6,000. In the art department the French make the largest display and the Ital ians next, the Freueh running largely to paintings, the Italians to statuary. As to the respective merits of the two, criticism is so largely a matter of opin ion, that it Is difficult If not impossible to reach a correct sMiulaal jn. Paowa ally, I have never been au admirer of the French school of tainting and do not love too well the modern Italian, but I do admire the laiutings of the English artists, ami particularly Laud seer's animal. Austria, Kimsia, Den mark, Sweden and Norway are fairly represented. None of the celebrated pictures from the great galleries of Eu rope have been brought to the exposi tion, aud so those who expected to see a wonderful collection of tbe beat paint ings In tbe world, are sadly disappoiubsl. American art, which is yet but iu its Infancy, Is poorly represented. .Not only is the siwce allotted us scantily filled, but our best artists are not represented, and none of our best known paiutings are on exhibition. There are half a dozen collections in New York City which are filler. Indeed, 1 suppose there is the smallest possible'eucourage- ment for American artists to send pic tures to Europe hoping for a market, as It would be alnio-it as great a lolly as sending coals to Newcastle. As was to be expected, the art department, while Icrhups no larger, is considerably bet ter limn ours at rniiaueipnia. As a whole, our exhibit Is such a decided im provement on the one we made at Vienna, that we have every reason to be proud of it. Not tbe least interesting and instruct ive part of tbe exposition is to see the people from all Kirts of the world, of all complexions and costumes, walking about the buildiugi and studying tbe miniature world in which tbey are. Nothing can more effectually take the conceit out of one, whether lie be an American vIh thiukshis country is the greatest iu the world iu all respects, or a South Sea Islander who (rides him self on lite superiority, than to see Iiow much other nations have accomplished. When we see the vast amount of money and labor whieh has beeu expended ou tbe world's exposition, and think that it seems to be necessary that each one should be better tbun any oue before, we can but wonder what we shall see in twenty-live years more, if we should lie so fortunate as to attend a world's exposition theu. And wliile our imag ination is trying to construct the beau tiful palace whiuh shall bold tbe expo sition of the future, and to wander amid the probable treasures which it will contain, we walk down to the river, take a steamer for tbe Place de Concorde, and turn our back upon the great expo sition oflSTS. O. R. BURCHARD. A Journal fortho People. Uevoterf to the laleresteof HaaaaaMp. - -Independent In Polities and KeUgfOB tllve to all Live Issues, and Tbecoagfr Radleal I n Oppos i n e I Kxposl ngt he'W'ronc s ot the Masses. , ' K Correspondents writing over assumed slam tares mast make known their names Io the Editor, or no attention will be clvto to their eommnnlrallon. OUR 'WASnTNGTOlT LETTER. A Stkaxok Phenomenon. Mani toba Lake, which lies northwest of Fort Garry, ami has given a title to the prov idence formed out of the Bed Iiiver re slon. derives its name from a small island, from which, In the stillness of the night, issues a "mysterious noise.' Ou no account will the Ojibways ap nroacli or laud ou this island, supposing It to be the home of the Manitoba the "siteaking God." The cause of this eu riou.i sound is the beating of the waves ou the "shingle," or large pebbles lin ing the shores. Along tbe northern coast of the Island there is a loug, low ehlt of fine-grained, compnet limestone, which, under the stroke of tbe hammer, clinks like steel. The waves beating uu the shore at the foot of the cliff, cause the fallen fragments to rub against each other, and to give out a sound re sembling the chimes of distant church liells. The phenomenon occurs when the gales blow from the north, and then, as tbe winds subside, low, wailiug sounds, like whisiiering voice-, are heard iu the air. Travelers assert that the effect is very Impressive, aud they have been awakened at night under the Impression that they were listening to church bells. To Make Ykast with Potatoes. For those who live far from the shops, this receipt may sometimes be found to stand Instead, iu ease of deficiency. Boil mealey potatoes, peel them, mash them very smooth, aud put them to as mueh hot water as will make them the consistence of yeast, no thicker. Add for every pound of potatoes, two ounces very coarse sugar or molasses, aud wliile tbe mixture is warm, stir iu two snooufuls of yeast. Keep it warm until it rises well. It may be used In tweiity-four hours. One pound of pota toes will make nearly a quart ol yeast A district attorney, who was cross- examining a doctor on a criminal trial, exclaimed, ietulantly, "A doctor should be able to give his opinions without mistake"." "He is as well able as a lawyer," retorted the doctor. "A doc tor's mistakes are buried six feet under the ground," said the lawyer. "And a lawyer's are sometimes hung six feet alMive it," responded the doctor. Jlost women, when ironing, move their irons too rapidly over the cloth. A slower motion does Uie work equally as well, and saves very much of the fa tigue attending thla operation. Try it. ladies, ami our word for It, you will find an improvement. '"'tor o tii. North wasr : ihe morbid appetite of the American citizens who delight iu liebofctlitr things odiomsean be gratified by con templating a specimen of the species man down on the sacej boll Yjr ginia. He is one of those creatures whom it would be a pity to kill, yet ,w one ever discovered what use he is to society, unless it may be as an exaropl of repalsivcness. By some abnormal freak of nature, or more properly, per hapri, by the suceesefal operations of tbe fillhiueso of polities, this fellow was boosted into the clerkship of Fanqoier A Co., where it liaipeBed that the wills contained iu a glass ease, had been on' exhibition many years up to some fifteen years ago, when this clerk came iuto office. Being poor, ambitious and unscrupulous, he cotieeived tbe Men of copyrighting tiie treasure-relies, and thus aggrandize to Iiimeelf their sole benefits. He afterward nubliehed a, trashy book of them, but avoided giv ing an exaet copy. It was it failure. in 187G he apidied to the benevokint Corcoran for a loan of oue ttiouiand dollars to aid him iu printing a new oook io be sold t t hu r.ui....t-i YVU.VU UCCff, which was made with the view or secur ing a general distribution of copies of the wills. This book again was a fail ure, and served no purpose save to call the attention of a New York printing company to the relies, who ottered him twenty thousand dollars for tbe privi lege oi iKing one photographic copy of them, with a view to producing exact similes upon faded yellow-tinted paper, tbus preserving tbe appearance or tbe original for universal sale at a nominal cost. It was refused. Au appeal was made to the Librarian of Congress re cently, who ruled that the clerk's right could not be disturbed under the copy right law. And thus it occurs that, ere long, unless something is done, there will not lie a copy extant, as the origi nals are fast crumbling to dost. When iMildic officers get envious, or miffed at each other, and, in conse quence, kick up rows about it, of coarse the Niblic are bound to be amused. Geueral Terry ehanrea Tnriian- Pvuu. miseioner Hoyt with having reflected upon the morality of the soldiers: sta tioned at Standing Rock Agency, upon whieh he (Terry) instituted an Investl- gatinu, ami claims to Imis immfiii. charges unsubstantiated. He there upon, in official correspondence, de manded the proof. The Commissioner ignored the whole matter, which riled tip the General, and he at once made the matter public, submitting the dis approving evidence endorsed by Gener als Sherman and Sheridan, tiie former of whom Uses caustic language, reflect ing upon Mr. Indian Commissioner as an officious boy "who never saw an In dian." Mr. Hoyt replies, denying hav ing made any such charges, gives a trivial conversation as the only possible foundation of auy such a construction, and adds that his bureau docs not afford that elegant leisure, at the command of army officers in time of peace, to mis construe harmless speeches made iu private, and incident conversation, um which to trump up unnecessary trouble, tending to disturb public har mony. There will no doubt be morV fusiiade letters, after which all partie concerned are to become heartily ashamed of themselves, ami tbe matter go peacefully to sleep. Tbe descendants of the illustrious Washington, when under public notice, are not always in tiie honor and glory of his great name. Thus does the great grand niece, Mrs. Funny Washington Freueh, call for patriotic sympathy. Born iu Virginia, brought np and edu cated at the family mausion, she en joyed the honor and benefits of heritage until her marriage in early womanhood to a Virginia divine, with whom sbe lived u few happy years. After his death, pecuniary circumstances com pelled her to accept u government elerk- hip, which she held until unjust charges of sympathy for the Southern Confederacy caused her discharge by Secretary Boutwell. Iu 1870 she mar ried Mr. French, then and until recently holding a position iu tbe naval branch of Hie New York Custom-house. His discharge was a great pecuniary em barrassment, resulting ill the wife open ing a boarding-house. In this, how ever, fickle fortune was against her, until now we hear of her household goods un der attachment for rent arrearage. She Is a lady of line personal appearance, re markably well preserved, dark Imii, deep, expressive eyes, and high culture and refinement. Her distressing situa tion has been made known to the Pres ident, who, it is thought, will have ber or her husband reinstated In some gov ernment position. Tbe yellow fever, whose fearful ravages in the South have become a national calamity, daily send its thrill of terror through this city. The. levity of tbe sensational editors, whieh at first styled the dread plage "Yellow Jack," "Bronze John" ami "Saffron Monster," have all given way before tho fearful march of death and suffering to tbe at. solemnity of tl magnitude auu "" "When is a man a coward 7" asked a teacher of mental philosophy. "When be runs away from a cow," answered a pupu. Washington, FVkiX. D. C A BR' . 187S- au tt-amra. whn. IV was .f'rr r",; watermelons, said when cauguu ,.w,,.i.-' tliat bo was in ia"' t"