4 a. . -3 J 7 Mrii J. Until, BaMer aa ftiprtri rriCK-CoB rauartraartoTBBBT . r mf . I TEAMS, J AtVAMCEl ' fr.... Tires saneta,., -MS .. i n - I M ADVgBTUEMgrrslBasrt4 aa Rssaueafcle rtrai MARTHA MARBLEHEAD: TIM Hal iM aeirea sf rsesslew. . " ....... w - IMM.U OUNI WAY. vvaun ev "jvmth iih," ."tun mi, .'"Oil WO1 SFBKX1 1,.' "umi noaiaoa,M . . - arc., btc., arc. (Katfed.aoiUlnxtAetef Omcrasa.la the 7r 177. by aha, A. 4. Dealway, la tbe omoe a las Uaeerlaa efCoacrsssal Washington Cllr.) Tbe secret of Tbomaa Joaee' present desire te visit hla wife " an . terms of friendship lay la Ilia Isct, at that tin kuowa only to himself and. .Belle Mea aoa, tbat Ibe twain bail reeeutly bad levers' quarrel by letter, la which aba bad aaora thaa hinted lba tbelr former Intimate relations must Cease, Tba honorable law-giver wea deter- as load ta keep oncaTWng to bla bow, and, ay way of kseplng himself oa tbt sldsjf comfort,, thought It, prudent to protect bla possibly to-be -desired ebancee of future aHlano with bla wronged and dlaeardad wife, forwboae favor ba did Dot eara a jot eo long ba u under tba faaelaatluoa of tba siren. ' Tba first Mt of dissimulation far, Martha's I nasi truthfulness asserted Itaalf, a ad bar conversation baeama m oooatraload and formal aa one mlgbl baa tow apoa tba nultr of oeramoDlaa ..t the in q uiall 1 ua w bare be w a to be broken upoa tba wheal. . - Ha returned tba greeting with a am I la tbat bad an air of shame or abseplsb Mat about It, notwithstanding tba lof pudeel assurane It required to bring blaa tber at all. "Ar yoa bow on yonr return ta Washington, Mr. Jones?" aaked tha Wlfa, wltb anforoad calmness. ."! "Y,". timidly. "I go by to-morrow's ; ataaoiar, and 1 thought It best to call and tea If I could do anything for yon I tba abiUraa WWa leaving.". Martba knaw Instinct! vsly that eome- tblog was' JfjyJjbJba X?JSLloBatanil3itli pad tired or her, or tbey bad quarreled. She waa certain of tbat. ' 'Have you planty of money, Mrs. Jones 7" baaabad, wltb a sneaking look. "What, air. Is tbat to you 7" waa tba bitter reply. "Tbemat Jonea, you bave robbed aaa, under tba law, of my In allanabla rlgbtaV- You bave wraatad from ' my own earnings. , Yoa bava buntll latad naa bayoud axprtaaloa by eompelt. . log n)a to aooapt pauuniary aid from tha ' only man for wbom I avar para!, truly, and ansaluahly anlartalnad ooapa'rk of oonjugal'affaotlon. Apd now, attar bavlag tLua robbad and bnftalllatad your wlfa, you bava (ba Impudanoa to oma bara. In tba botiftVpf tha man yon nava aiao wrongaq, ano aan naa it i nfi aaonay I Sir, aan yon aappbrt and ad eat your obltdraa.-wllboat eaaavy f Who, but yoaraalf, la raaponalbla for rtbalrrrtfUberBTr,'bul Tor tba flotioo"of a oaa-aldad law and eoilont tbat gaa you unwarrantablf Juriatllotlon ovor a, you would ba la. tba BtaU Pa nltan tiary for naaialsaa outragaa, and you know It. Lratama. Laava tbls bouaa. Oo back to tba wonaaa, not aaora gnlHy tbaa yooraalf, for wbaaaaaka .yoa baa robbad yaur family of eopport. But Daaar data to anma to mo again, to ra aaUa or baa tow a faaor, laat I balay yon with a rolling-pin or waab-board, tba nly available paeunlary raaoureaa wblab tba laws of man, -In tba tiaoda of , Bnprloelplxt hnabanda, aannot iaka away from a defenseless woman." . Like all ly rants, Tbemaa Jones was a award. He-bad- expect d temper, re Bsooatraaoa, and tears. He bad fonnd dignity, upbraiding and defiance, and be waa frightened.- "Very wall,' aald ha, trembling with timidity, la wbleb anger bad no present part; "1 thought I'd do my duty, and me, It'a all right," --"1 bava not aald that your ehlldrea did not . need support, Mr Jonea. You know as well as I that they do need It I have a debt of aevee thousand dollara : apoa wy eeoeclenoe, upoa which I must pay the eonsuatly acerulog Interest. Yea bava left mewltb aay bands fufl, and fled. ' And new, If It suits yooreon sslsnoe and your puree and. purpose to threw the responsibility of your chil dren's bringing up entirely upon me, I have aa redreee; at leaat I shall seek one, for the moment I should attempt tw oolleet from yoa for their support, your laws would take tbera from me." Martba bad apekea Unwisely la tba heal af bet Indignation,, aad glvaa Tbomaa Joaea tba sua to a new Idea. "By George! I've scented game !" ba - aald, ta himself, aa be departed from the beuee. Oa his way tw bla betel be srchlen- - tally encountered Kingston Greene borough, aad bla old Jeeloaey fired blm wUb aa aneonlroliable deal re for re venge. Jaatfrhat grievance ba bad that ealled for vengeance apoa the man be bad wronged he eeuld not for bis Ufa have elated; for ' be knew, In hie Inner "cobeslooeneee, tbat Martha, aa bla wife. respected berestf toe highly In dishonor bst ewa womanhood, but be Judged ber by blmaalf, and, thus Judging, covered . ber fair eame wltb eecfel accusal leas sf Infamy. Qreensborough scorned to look at blm, aa was natural. la bla soul be cow Umptmt Ibe ma a who bad legally robbed blm of bis aQauced VtT and bis TOLUHK VII. rightful pmparty. Bat ba knaw tbat any aort of forelbla raalatanea wsa woraa than full la, a'n4 badno lotaotUa of atlamptlnc It. Ha bad triad tba law a Dd failed. Morahadldnotpropoaatodo. Thomas Jonra loat both tempar and raaaon at Iba safeia Inataot. Advancing dlrVctff In front of tha aaererarvTdao!a- tcctlva, and, being Ulndd by Jealoua raga, n4 knowing wbat ha did, ba anatad htm with a volley of opprobrious apeuaatlona. rn which .tba nama of bla wlfa was freely Sod Infamously aasallad, Klngstoo Orwan thorough ahould bava refuwrd srsn then lo nolioa or rapl r la aaV war to tba niaa wlioas It would bava baen baaa ilattarylo bava sailed a dog. But bla owa tamper waa bnmap, and ba Uet control of It. 4 Ctenchlug bfa pnolera Oat, ba felled tha fellow ky a single blow, which laid blm stiff and osotloaleeS at hla faC MIauppuaa I'va killed 1ba dog 5" ba muttered; "but It aervee blm right I a man shall taka naa name In vain, I wblle I am-praaeut 9 rvseot IIP and he walked rapidly on toward Martha's rasldsnfir, not delguluf 9 nMlve wbalbar bla antagonlet would recover or not. Thomas Janes picked himself up with . staggering effort. lie bad bean atuaned by tha blow, but not materially Injured, and bla dealra for revenge Upon both Klug and Martba waa doubly en hanced. . " ' la bla dilemma aa lo future proceed-; logs, ha sought tba offloa of Captain Johnson, wboaa blrsuta faeo was shin log-through tha window-panes of a. broker's offloa, wbere ba did a thriving trads In many dlreotlona. . Tha two bald private counsel together for a few minutes, not noticing that a llstsncr was near. Tba Honorable Augustus Marblehead bad entered tha offloa durtug the ab eeuce 01 Ibe proprietor at lunch, and bad taken a seat lu tba Inner oonferaoce room, lutandlog to consult blot upon some Important buslneaa ImmadiatelyjbFrasbi wu fairly IhruaUuglberat upon upon bis return. 'But be pad become abowbod loW"ne-y-i he waa suddenly aroused by tba voiceeof "Tbara are two ways you can. bead them off," said Johnson. ' "You can borrow, any fire tbouaau'r o' me; and I'll take your note, sud a lien upon your third Interest In tbat bouaa o bars. Of eouree aba won't alga -tba lien; but no matter. I'll only loan you a tbouaan', though we'll call It five. Twill be due la alx months, and than we'll foreclose and oust her." . But It's a game two can play el. Cap; ' She may borrow money on mort gagee hsrself, sod checkmate me, you a now.". - - . . "Which shows tbat you know very llttls about law," waa the laughing re- ply"A married wo.usu cau't legally giTa a amw or airn a monsaget eacrpL wltb ber husband'a signature and coo- aeut as an accompaniment. Wltb a man It's different, for be Is the head I of. tCe famKyTaud can Jo aa ba pleases." Thsre's another thing that bothers me, Cap, As sure as you live, that fae cal that knocked me down Juat now will marry tba woman 'as soon as she gets free. They're plotting for It wow, and I'm nut and Injured." " 1 : 'c; "Well.et, em marry. It's none o our buslneaa," 'But the children, Cap.' Not that I are so much fur the young enea, but Ae doe. , I'll gat tbsja away from ber by law, and then I'll have the satlsfae tloa of aeelag ber writhe end equina. FutAbe Iqiss lbs brststa diet reel ton; 1 though why aba should, seeing aba's al ways protested against their ax latence, and bored me half to death wltb grum bling 'eauee they would come, I'm sure I can't Imagine." . Thst's neither here nor there In this ease, Jonea. The children are yours la law and el h lea, and you aaa replevy them and lake them on to Washington She will find yens note falling due In alx months, yaw udbw, and tht will contribute to Ibe further trimming of ber ealle, for the boaee will be aold, and once the money's In the bands of your attorneys, tbey can band it over to you, and yoa can do as yoa please with It; for a man can't be eoavleted of say ml demeanor for using funds belonging to hla wife, yoa know." Que .Marblehead gritted bla teeth la Indignation. - "Is It possible," be thought, "that la so-called free America, where the chief executive Is swora lo guarantee to every eillsea the equal protection of the laws, such lafsmy should be practiced sgalaat the women who are entirely without their paler . Another thought concerned blm. How waa be to escape unobserved, and put Martha oa her guard f And wbat good would putllog ber en ber guard do, any how, saalog she couldn't help herself? Juat then be copied a side door, before anBotloed, half bidden by Ibe bachelor's bed eurtarns. This discovery relieved blm of eoedllemma, and a conference wltb bis wife at Ibe betel Showed him Ibe way out of the other. I IL was but AtUUe-wMhr-tHtMx-tht Marbiebsad nee Broava was la secret eoasplracy with Martba Janes nee Mar blehead. A subjugated laas la always a plot ting one. Nature ever aecke ta make atonement for every outrage apoa ber rights. . Maa rules aad woman schemes, and whenever woman stoops ta aa serupaloua scheming, she Is more tbaa 4TUS1UsTuter7e-cA6i-J-nas I0 1 cTXA.Pf D ( OREOON, F1HDAY, IilCCKMIJKIl r, ,'lT,f'. In tha fact that unscrupulous sehsnildg Is delatarlous to tba honor and honealy of tbnea eiif aged lo It, however ueeea- sary It may ba for tbetu to am ploy It aa 1 a meana of eelf-defeoee. Tha two man la tha broker's offlos eootlnued thalr coufarenea for an hour auer us ocpanuraor tjurouai Aiaroia- bead; ad the reeult was tbat Kingston Greeusborougb waa a r reeled for aasault at "too late an bour to procure ball, and, as the evening waa Saturday, waa com pelled to remain lo the city jail till Monday, where he gnaabed, hla Uelb In tboUtlruse of 8tifer-h si" Was-cer tainly eicusable under the clream stances. , , V . Morning came, and with It another vlall from Tboatae Jonea to tha residence of Ibe dlacarded wife. 4 ' Martba mat blm with a euille; but It waa a alekly tflart, for aha waa not only unused to diaalmulallon, but bar heart was agonised, aa only a mother's can be, at tbe thought of being deprived of the children of her humiliation, Buffer ing, and toll, , ' l - ' lam glad to sea yuu once morej- M r. Jones," shs said, calmly. "Hluce your visit yeatarday, I harva bean thinking eve'rylhlng-earefully over, and I find that I could live easily enough now, If you would only take Ibe children of my bauds. I bava a ball-dosen regular, genteel gentleman boarders, who pay me good round prices forenterlatu meui; but the care of the children la too great an additional harden. Won't you take them to .my -father-a-oU" your mother They are more responsible for their ax latence than I, for tbey compelled me to marry you and become tbslr motbsr; and It's nothing more tban right tbat you and they should relieve me of the reaponeib'llity of their support." Tba Honorable Tbomaa Jonas ' was checkmated for once. He did not wsot the children at all, unices by taking them ba eoutd annoy the another. And blm to please herself. ready. I'll ba along after them by one cluck VVkllU IH tuTu"pTfyerlbo bouse, while Martha sat as nne stupefied. He waa not fairly gone before ber slater In-law entered, laughing heartily. "The ruse baau't worked," aald Mar tha, bar limp bauda falling nerveless by her sides, and beT Hps quivering In agony. - . - '. " "But It-baa worked, an J-wlH work," continued ber friend. "You needn't trouble yourself to csll the children from the nureery, for I'd wager my head tbat be won't come after them. He tbloka you're altogether too willing to give them up, and be only propoaed to take them to annoy you,- But you're an artful dlaaemblerslatar mine. . I bATC doo, t M Wt!r myself.1 at leaat a little respite from bis peraecu- ttenv She did not know till the loardera came to lunch that King waa In tba city prison. Then, ber Impulse was to send him a note of condolence, offering any aealetance that might be necessary to freS blm from reetraloU But sober prudence prevailed. . Her motives would be misconstrued. "Msnrmade the laws, and they may enjoy tbam, for all nf ms," she''' aald, though aba atole away to pray for King. And I doubt not kut a good angel wafted her petition to bis ell; for, white men around blm were aleeplng off tbelr deep patetlene, be lag of sunshine and bapplneaa, and the atteoUons of a nlnlsterlng spirit who bad once been Martba Marble head. To a eontlaaed. '.' . lUi.K-sor tri Ashtabula Hob roil It wtir Interact all who loat frieoda In the Aahtabula railroad horror laat win ter lo know that during the aprlng and rTVlT..iq!"tl.t'1?jl:.r!!?.-hT! been found, mmtare In tn com tier's Bars atthsteity. It will loteraat tnwm more. and ahould I ate real every one, to know that, though soma of tbem have been In tbe haodeof Jhe county officials bnt two or three mAVihs, they propnee to. aell Ibeae re Ho at public suetlea In January neat, Tbey will aell them because ous year will tban have elapsed since tbe accident, and tbat la tbe length of time the law obligee them to hold eucb artl clea. Toya and little baby wrapa, burned trlnketa and gar men la of all klnda are not of much money value, but would be prloeiesa to mourning frlenda, many of whom have aa yet absolutely no relic of the loat ones. It Is hoped that this ward will circulate all over the country, tbat survivors msy write for a delay of procsodlnga, or stall Aeblabula before tbe sals.- Cktcagv Inter- Ocean. A Hai htxd Cr fx. About a quarter Is II e'elock r. M., turnkey, l'erdon, while making bla rooude past tba eel la of tbe old Treme Station, discovered that a place of telne waa tied from tbe Inaideof call el 1 teen, better known by Iba police In that precinct aa-the "haunted Cell." Ha Immediately opened tba door, and found a young Italian, named Armaud Ursa, who bad been locked up fur having been found at tba corner of Iumaioe and Rampart streets under auapleloue etreumetancee, la tba art of placing the twine around hie neck. Tbe turnkey naked blm wbat be was UyUtff la4t ea-d beanswrel thai bs wanted ta bang blmaalf. He aald that from tbe tlase be enured the cell be felt strange tblngs creeping over blm, and beard anase ooe calling him. Ha waa handcuffed aad taken down-etaire for aafe keeping. Strange to say tbat la the peat three or four years no leaa thaa asveuleen persona have attempted to iVetroy themselves la this eell. JVesr OWaa Vxryuna. - Advice to Ohte: No North, no South, no Ilaet, and especially no Weet, T rasa Hraara, faaa Paaaa, rasa raorta. ' OTIS WA8EISQT0I LETTER. To TUB EDITOBOrTBB Maw NeBTawBavr The Senate baa passed both tba army and navy appropriation bills, tba latter without amendment. As the :amsno msuts to the army bill do not radloally change It, we.eipect Ibe House to eon- csr directly, or tbrougb -a .eonferenca comAJiltea, wunin.a rew uaya. mere la rreat need of Improvement lu our mode of eaecUug laws. We not only alioald bsvs a voU of "ayes" and "nay a" upon every measure which Involvss ap propriation of mooey! but should confloa appropriation 'acta exeleslvely to that ournoae. In tale army bill. Senator Thurmsu very property condemned iba addition . thereto, by amendment, of matters purely, legislative, and wbleb should be Drat matured la Ibe commit tee to which audi matter belonged. For Instance, tba Llll'makea appropriation for support of certsln-reglments of csv airy, and lhen directs Jbe dUpoaalAf the troops Inj a manner which, Mr. ITburmsn claimed,-was In gross usurpa tion of .the, Hgnts of Ibe military eom- mtttrwboeoduty was tmnatorrindl report all aueb mess urea. The demone tisation of silver waa first rendered poa- sibls by this boarding aasppropriatlon bill wltb a legislative burden belonging alooe 10 Ibe committee an finance 10 determine, and the eoooer we abandon tbla moat peroicleus practice, the bet ur for the loUrcaU of the enuntry. Ap proprlatiou billa are dlscusae.1 and emended often whan not nearly a quorum ftf ataaibere tsprsisoL No ouala lntajvl rated enough to demand a call of Ibe House by which the lack of quorum would ba showo, hsnce tba facility with which dangerous provisions creep into our laws msy be appreciated, when the people reflect tbat, a naker'a aosen 01 men can determine, sua oiten ao, ins nature of these laws.- But were, appro-' prlalioo bills restricted closely to pro viding mesne for tha executive officers lo disburse, and the directory needs thereof left to the proper committees, I "get thmifamf were tho-"ayes'read "uun'l eom we fesr the trade of pa bile filch rs by means of vicious laws would be nar rowed down to a email point, so small that the baby would nearly lose Its power for 111. Whether Congreae will adjourn as soon aa the army and navy spproprlatloa bills are flnslly disposed of Is still undetermined. Tbe pressure for an Immediate adjournment comes nearly from those whose homes are wltbla a day's ride of the Capitol, while those; more removed, who would" bate little time to spend at borne prior to December td, the beginning of tbe regu lar session, are wore Inclined to work tbaa' to remain bere doing nothing, Tj hence we look for a recess of a faw days nly. Mr.'Blsnd's sllvsr bill will be sadly puuleued la 4be Senate, for there gDOBfTBerj Senators lo give It a black eys, Nsw York and Pbiladslphla ssot large dele gations of kanksrs and eapltallats to protest against Its passage, and it asams aettled that a material modification will be secured. Its. free coinage clause Is doomed, as the Senate will not re ssl nd-theH ns nceo m mil leeTs act loa wbleb. struck It out,.and It Is vsry prob able tbaUhe full remouelisatlon feature will be essentially changed, hence we opine that Mn Bland will hardly recog nize bla measure when It Is returned blm by the Senate, aa! that body asems disposed to limit sliver as a legal ten der, as wall as to barjree colnsge. The fau of the sull-resuoiPtlon bill will be simitar to tbat of Mr. Bland, for there la not the same desire la tbe Senste to ehsngs the policy of tbe government In regard to finances tbst lbs House baa evinced recently. Amendmenla will be made, and of auch nature aa to moat materially alter tha present Intent of the act; hence, we can not pow Indicate fur our redt,r -h,t eeeded la filing upoa aome definite financial policy, but the eh a noes are that by the next letter we can see pre lesly bow great Is the divergence of views between tha two Housee. There' Is undoubtedly a radical dlffersoee at present, and ws do not perceive bow II eaa be reconciled, anlese lbs House of Repress nt all vrs recedes materially from lu position. A most brutal outrage was recently committed by a negro named Jones apon the person of B" young whit girl who was passing aloug ous of the thinly settled streets near the boundary of tbe city. Tha elllsene of tbst locality and friends of ths girl were so highly In censed that violent threat war made of rescue of the maa from tbe police wltb a vew to lynching blm. Prompt measures to prevent were taken by tbe police, and now the courts will not be Interfered with. ' So frequent are these outrages becoming, that our people are bcglnnfug td feel that more decided pre ventive meaauree must be taken with" the class whose 1 net I nets seem eo lew aad vicious. " . FiLit Waablngton. It r-Neer4nVW;JTlo carry n glsssef Jelly lo his mouth. When a canvasser called at tbe bouse of aa aa stare Retland widow the other day and Inquired If there was a man oa the premises, the lady replied, loftily, "None; but I bava a very large dog which takes the place of a man, aod re flect credit apoa the bowse." The sen vaaeer look the bint and departed. . . - .Rowland Hill aald of aome ef the speakers of bla day I "Tbey bava a Hear of word, with euly a ap saafut of thought," The Maa Whs Ta Bon Tired. In the bills, about a mile and a half ahovs tha little vlllars of Lsxtneton la this county, reeldes- and haa reetded for Ibe laat twenty yeara, a" strange euarae ter. wlioea we will name, for the pur poses of this article, Billy Ilumaey or, aa hla k.lrhlmn mnn etntlettlV Fsll blm.Uld Billy KameeyeowueVBarteouraaco out of youth, aear- naiure Intruded for a beautltul moun tain farm, it la aompoaed of bill .and labia land In annul equal propomona, abundantly wooded, aud watered wltb pure mountain aires at and springsc- Hltuated sbove tbslmat line, tbe eilmate Is simply perfect, and the soli as fertile a-ttiat of the richest of our valleya Fruits of all kinds. Including the orauge aud tbe lemon, and the rareel grapea u tha Ironies, will crow there tn potJecllou. The table landa will produee grain and hay In abundance. In fact, tbe entire farm, with ordinary tnduatre aud care, could be made to produce for Its owner all the com forte, and even tbe luxuries, of a besiitiful borne. But not for Old Billy. The little tumble-down of a house, palntleas, shutter leaa, and cheer less, looks, si It bss tut nearly a, quarter or a century, f.seepttng a few stately oaks, which Old Blllv haa been too laiv to. despoil, not avreer nower, vlue or ahrub adda Ita ami Is lo the Mask lea ogy for fences presents no obstacle to tbe iepredationa of his own or bis neigh bors' stock, but Ibey roam at will over hla grounds aud crop tbe herbage tbat grows oy bis floor. a As desolate as lbs pli lurs Is without. It is even wore sq within. The bare walla, wretched appliances for comfort. and above all, the scanty supply of food, bespeak a poverty which but few people can Imagine. Year lu aud year out the wife and children seldom know wbat atiafled hunger meana and all from Old Billy's Isslnees. Hs won't worM ( will let bis cows ruu dry rather tban milk them bis hay and grain spoil in Hthk flsld rather lhau put forth tba effort to save It. Aud vet we doubt ir n more contented men one belter pleased with tbe world, and especially aim Himself, can be found In all tba land. 1 1 la socia bility la proverbial. Ha will talk all day with, or rather at, whomsoever will listen to blm. To teat lite metal in tbls respect, neighbors riding b on rainy days, tbetu selves protected from tbe rain, nave been known to call blm nut en some pretext aud keen him stanuiug in tbe rain lor hours wblle tbey listened lo bis Inexhauatible gabble. It IS aald OUTBIliy vial ted IWinglisrty's liimlwr niillga few mllss dletaul, arriving about noon of a wlTan-f day. The "boy a," knewing hie weak naas, put up a Job on blm lu this wia: Some four .or five "of them agreed to change shifts 00 ths old man, and see how long be wonld talk. They com menced on Mm at about 2 p. M., one en gaging him for a couple of hours and men. aiving wsy to another. At O'clock the next day Billy showed no signs or weakening, and the boys" gave up the Job In despair. When fond baa become' unusually scarce, Billy Rumaey haa been kaowu lo capture a hare, or perhaps a few ground squirrels, lo appease the appetites nf bis hungry family. - liui ibose were rare 00 eaaloua. Although. the mountaina af ford an abundance of game, It la too much like work for him, to hunt for I v .The neighbors relate that on a certain occasion when Mrs. Bomsry lay III, and the family Were more tbaa dowu at Ibe beel," two kl odly disposed liberal supply of eskea. Jellies, and otbergnodles enough for a feast, coupl ing hla Sublime Lsslness out. They carefully dealt out to the half doaen half starved children such a treat aa they had seldom. If ever before, enjoyed. Old Billy, whom they wholly Ignored In the waller, looked on In blank astonish ment, and when the laat goody disap peared down rhe lnfautlle throats, tbey relate that Old Billy'a diacomflture waa complete, and the' ladles retired chuck ling over tbe auoeees of thslr plot. We have sees many Isiy men In our experience, but never a case to match tbiar If Billy ever maatars euierprlae enough to die, and lan't too Intermina bly Issy lo draw bla laat breath, we aug geat aa a euitanle motto for tbe redwood slaw tbst shall mark hla laat reeling- place TBowf Tib eij." '"Sam Jot Afercurjf. A Sfbstitttb. Mr.- Pllkfneob. a farmer lo Fenuay Ivanla, waa drafted for tbe service of hie couutry. His wife, though sbs Possessed but a small slock of general Information, la one of tbe best conjugal partners; and she was much troubled at tbe thought of parting wltb her husband. . As sbs waa engaged la scrubbing off tb door-step, a cuugh- -llnnklne al ranger, aama np and thas ad are aaa a ner 1 - . Tr" . - "I bear, madam, that your husband has been drafted." "Yea, air, be has," answered Mrs. Pll klnaon; "though dear knows there's few couldn't better be spared from their families." - . . '. "Well, madam, I bave come to offer myaalf aa a aubatliate for blm." "A wbat T" . asked Mrs. Pllkluson, With some sseitemeoL "I am willing I Uks bis place," said lbs stranger,' ' "Yoa tsks the place of my boaband, yoo wretch.' I'll teach you lo tneulta dlaireaaed woman la that way, yoa vag abond I" cried Mrs. Pilklnson, aa aba discharged tbe dirty snap soda in tha face of tbe diacomffted and eetoniebed substitute, who took to bis heels lust la II ms to save his bead from being broken by the bucket. ' Ooe of Pope's moral essays closes with a well-known compliment to Lord Orb ham, lb whom It was dedicated. Tbe poet, pursuing tbe Idea tbat every char acter has a ruling passion, wrote s A at yoa, beavs OnbSss. lo lbs lalert aesalh Miall lest jrsrrallR( sttvne la Mav ; Hsab la tlKwe mom-sltf, la all las asst. V. waes aay eoenury, beseea P Shall Ss She .Tli poet ws no prophet. It Is re- Mora, HialXonl Lxtfeaie ivetrrg TS77. got lute nuob a passion that Be Bang the Jelly, glaaa and all, late tha fan of blk niece, and died of the exertion. Aa editor aaysbat whea be waa la prison for libeling a Justice of tbe peace, be waa reqaeeted by tbe Jailer to "give the priaoa a puff." ' They are beginning le say, pew, that tbe farmer is lbs but wark of this eve nlry. - Tbe Nsw York theater bave not done a goad bwaiaeae tba far Ml NUMBKll 10,4. "Tksy AU Ds It," There are few books that can boast of as mush Immorality within a space nf four hundred years as I implied la tbls little pbraae, which baa been placarded 00 the blll-boarda, and ealled Into tbe eara of the public for tbe peat faw weeke. it la in, one sentence w 11 ten is see tne lug lis onnseience aa wltb a red-not Iron, and perm I II lug despair to carry It wrf ootiiiy into tne depths or enme. - "Ob, tbey all do It; why should not youT' tbat la tbe auggeaUoa.1 "Tbat man Ilea and cheats, sud will pom nU any crtsns which the law dase ant make dangerous. Ho It le wltb all or tbem There la no aaa la trying lo be different from olber people." Tbat le tbe way tbe temptation comes to tbe young tneu, thrown 00 tbe world with little knowledge of Ita wave, and perhaps eblelded only by the indulgent training of nn over-fond another. "People are grossly immoral, tveu temperance ad' voeatee get drunk In private: cburob deacons swindle savings banks; all you 01 morality la nut a eurraee anew. Iteueath, I heists noneesled wlokedneee. Yvu will find you must follow the mul titude." And tbe youth, with the pleas ure of the world held aa before his glowing Imagination, and-full of. bodllv iieailh plunges forthwith. Into what toe believes lo be "the world." If tbe devil had concentrated all his cunning during tbe centuries which have elapsed since bis election from Paradise, be could not have produced a more powerful argument with which to conquer tbe soul of man than this, Tbey all do II." wul, young man. listen. That sen tence is a lis aa baae and foul a He aa ever was conceived in the mind of man or devil. Tbey don't "all do It." .There are thousauila upon thousands of, goud, pure men end women In tbla world, bad aa It may seem, wbo Are leading uptight Uvea. They believe in a Deity, and In the commands of virtue, and are golnc along with the bappieet results to them selves and their neighbors. Thsre sre men wbo tblnk that they were put Into tbla world," not to gratify tbelr own baae appetites, but lo be true aud noble and bigb-mluded. There are men who would disdain to tall a lie. There are man who would dlsdslo lo tsks an ad vantage In trails, or do any eelAsb or action. Tbere are men who trv to be just alwaya, aud kindly, both In worda and feelings, to all. There are mcuwbojeadmbier-uup lives, aud wbo, .wltbout making It known to the world, are doins- a vaat amount of good among their fellow-men AuU s.tjrjtuge.j javlhe(Mi.men.Uad. very happy livea, aud, aa a rule, aueceee- ruionet. Wblle ibe unprincipled maa way enjoy temporary success, sooner er later be will suffer for his lack of boo ty. There are a thousand ways In wbleb virtue avehgee herself upoa bim. In one way or another be gets bis de serts. You bave youth, you are blessed with health of mind and body. Tbere are plenty of criminals around you, It is true. But they are to b pitied, not Im itated. Never believe that what aome do, all do, but be in vour nwn person a standing example of the falsity of the cry, "T bey all do. It." Altoona Evening Mirror. A CVBIOUB WOUND. Manitobah Lake. wbleb Ilea northwest of Fort Osrry, and has given a lltlo Ihe provloos formed. UVofTBe ReJTOver rex-Ton. derives Us name from a small Island, from which. I n tbBlinneea of night, issues a "mys-T terloua voice." - Obj aa aasouBt will then the OJibwaya approach or laud upoa this Island, supposing It to be the home of the Manitobah "ibeSpeaklug God." The eauee of tbia curious sound is the beating of tbe waves on Ibe "shingle." or large pebbles liulog lbs shores. Along ibe norm west coast or Ibe Island tbere Is a long low ell II of fine- grained, compact llmeatone, which, under tbe stroke ef the hammer, eliake like steel. - Tbe wavaa beating on tbe shore at tbe foot of tbe cliff cause tbe fallen fragments lo rub seal net seen elber. aad to slve out a aound resembling the chimes of dis tant church bells. This phenomenon occurs wben the galee blow from the north, and then, a Ibe wluda subside, low, wailing sounds, like whispering Voices, are heard In tba air. Traealera I that the eliwt Is very I ni preset vs. and tbey bave been awakened at night under tbe Impression I list they were lietenlng to sliurch belts. TRB CHlLDBEM'a Pt,A V.r-What kind of beuae will we play ?'' aaksd one lit tle girl of another. "Ob I play calling," replied the other. '"Mary, here, aba can be? Mre. Brown, and ail on tba step, ami meaud Julia will call 1111 ber aud aak aud if Ibe baby 'a got over Ibe measlee. aad tell ber bow nice efae looks la bsr rapper, and bope it won't hurt her much wben aha baa that lootb filled. And then We'll aay Oood-bye, Mrs. Brown; aome and see ua aome time or other, aod bring the children and your aewlng; and you're sucAe stranger, we don't see ball enough of yoa;' And then me "and Julia will courtesy and walk off a piece, and I'll aay to Julia: 'Did yoa over see aueb a horrid old fright aa aha looks In that wrapper T Aud then Julia abe'll aayt The idear oC anybody having falaa teeth filled r And then I'll aayi 'Yea, aud what a homely lot of dirty little brat them of ber'n is.' Lei's play It. What do yuu aay r UxivBBarrr Scholarships. Frty. flee scholarships lu the Territorial Uni versity, we believe, were established by act of the recent legislature, and aa ap propriatioa, made of 1 1. 61 10 annually to pay for the same. This will, with other aid given thla Institution, put our unl. varsity In a better financial and work ing eonditioa tbaa It baa ever been be fore, not only Juatifying tbe Increase of tbe faculty, but making II la maay re spects the first school la the Territory. We trust ibalthoee who bave the giv ing or these scholarships win atjince " ' l 7.7! . . tbat tbe beginning of the Beat aeheol term will witness tbe advance of forty or more yoetha from the various aee Itoea f the Territory to tb benefits to be derived from tbe luetreetloa of Prear dent Anlersoa aad corps la the aeiver slty at tbls place. SeatUe Trib ane. . "My wife," remarks one Benedick te another, "haa Juat the loveliest bead of batr yea ever saw. Wbea see lets II down, It reaches la a mass of rlnglela eelew ber waist." "That's nothing," replies tha ether; "wbea my wife let hers dowa. It faiia te tbe floor." . A Joaraal far ths rseple, Ueveted le tbe IatarsaUef B amaalty. laAeasadsBl la Fell Use aad Belujloa. . . Alive le all Live Issasal aad Taoreaf hi kadtoal la Oppoala sad Ex Boalag Ibe Wroaas el tbe Maaass. OerreaaoadsBU wrlUag avsr aaaaawd alaaa tares mast mass ass a-a tbelr aaaaea le tbe Editor, or ao aueatlaa will be ftvea la tbelr eoai ai a aleat lo as. Good Bsadars, All enjoy bearing a good reader. Yet It la not regarded aa an aceomplubment. Our eons pry among Oreek raota and the Intricacleeof watiiematlea for years; our daughtera thump tbe plana uatii life baeumea almost a burden, and but ssii uina gise ibsngbtt wr wake aa tempt, to perfect tbemaelvee la aontrui of the human voice la articulation. moilulatlon. and the art of raadlue. Tba subject la one greatly neglected la the com moo schools. We Vsry much doubt Whether our modern schools, which etatm auch improvement ovsr lite old - melbods. produce as rood readers or spelters. If we criticise the reading la tbe Schools, wbat aball we aav of the ppvniM speakers and mlnlatersTo bave . aome beautiful byma. full of noetic fire and Inciting to love and woshlp, man gled and twro to, pieces by tbe 1 1 lie aad tongue and leelb of the minister is Just what yoa eaa hear la more tbaa ooe- half af the pulpits In Chicago aod other plecee. HlUlng anxious aud expectant In the audience-room of one of Chlcago'a muss emlweet divines, not more than one-half tbe distance back from tbe atage, we saw tbe Bible rend, we soar lbs lips move la the eneulne nraver. Tbe auueuueementa for the week were reed, and not a tingle tentenee waa heard or nnderstood. We bave no Idea tbe miniater waa aware of the fact tbat ha did not opan his wouth. Hs might bave read tba words. "He that hath eara to hear, let him hear" but bow ' could one hear whan the miniater waa but wh leper! ug the blessed word to a few on the front seels T As Ibe same minister wsrmsd to his work, bs onsusd bis mouth, and bis eloquent words and sentences reached every part of tbe great audience. We believe tbe devil ikes the Bible to be read In that wav. We -have reverence tor Tla truths,' and we think tbere are but few ministers wbo would willfully or k 00 windy give clear expression to tbslr own thoughts lo tne sermon wbilstbey msngled and mumblsd tbe rssdlng of lbs Scriptures. To come back to our text, we tblnk our educators should see to It that more at tention la paid to the beautiful aeoem pllsbmentof reading, Tba scholars la tha common school, q ths academy and college, should bsvs a drill dally lu thla exercise, even If Latin and loga rithms and muaie are In n measure aae rifioed. Dancing and rnuaio. faucv work and acholarehtp, in the sciences are all right vnougb. but-let-ue -eecsrsfnt -tor-" thla much-needed aecom pliab incut. Chioago Jnler-Oonan. laUoaal Prix Problcma. Time aod destiny bsve proposed to us many prlxe problems, aud our history furnishes ibe sna were: How can a wlldernae be transformed into a garden t 1 By gathering up the waste eansol nf tb old eouulrlss, and vitalising It with - freedom. How can races thst have failed to pay rent nn veal eatatea be dispossessed t By giving them either Justice nr your scalp. How can royalty be made harmless t By spreading It over tb whole Ba llon. Wbat Is the distinction between a alt- IxenaudA-SulacAt A ballot. Wbat Is nationality 7 Th ability to say no to a search-war. rant. WB.vJg.2g Wbat Is better than blus blood? ia,.wfoa-1 What kind of blood make a man? Hamaa blood. . Wbat ceo nreveot nne party from ah sorblug all the power and stealing all ths money nf the nstlon T , Another party. Where can a standing army be moat economically and aafely kept 7 iinmeiarm. , . What can be substituted for tbe die-" clpllne of the regular army f Discipline lu the eommoa achoola. Wbat ingredient In gunpowder make . a bullet moat fatal lo despots 7 Mess. How many cent mak a dollar 7 - - " One hundred, must be tbe answer nf Congress, nr ws shall not get tbe prise. A Doo Krri'B.iisu Oood pob Evil A atrauge aosoe occurrwl th other dsy J. alSlerek on thoMoaalle. H err Schmidt had a dog which be wished to a-et rid -ww au ww . ww u wa.w.v in IU. , , www. be faatened a atone round tbe dog's bead and threw blm Into the water. The an imal sank atooee; but during bis strug glss the rope slipped off tbe clone, and be again rose to the surface and tried to get back Into the boat. Hla. master, however, continued to puah him back, but as the dog persevered, b lost bla D...lna IhI. 1.1.IU Af h 4 - oar, loot bla footing and foil Into tba wa ter himself. Hs' ws unabl to wim, but tb dog, aelslng blm by bla Mat, succeeded la bringing bim to tbe lead, after bavlug been, repeatedly .washed away by tbe current. Tbe dog's life was . pared, are happy te aay. An editor, going away, left bis paper In charge of a minister. During lb minister's slay In tbe as net am, ibe fol lowing letter cam from a moan la I a subscriber: "You know very well I paid my subscription to your paper the last time I waa In Lexington, If I get any more such letters as 1 received from yea last week, I will at once corn down lo Lsslugton and maul b II out of you I" Tbe minister answered : "I bave been trying to maul tbat thjng out of th ed itor fur lea year peat, aad If yoa will really enme deem ana maul ,11 out af him, then, my dear air, I have tweaty ; member belonging le my church Twill also get yoa ta repeat the operatioa aa." Ci-aiora ErrejcTu or Tobacco. A Jeweler la Harrisberg, Pennsylvania, BTtvae ins lot lowing curious root larerar- eoce to tbe aaa of loteoCn: Ho does not aa tha weed, Bel I her draai ana ef hla workmen. One of the employee af hie store usee tobacco almost le si cess. Ths former I we cao handle any poll sited tool la tbe shop and lay It aside agela, w I log out wiping It off, and no injury will fol low, while, aa tb other band, rf tbe eas ploya who ladalge la tobaaae forget t , wipe off" any of th tool af a fine pollah, rust pitta will I a variably appear la a very abort time. . . . At a printers' festival lately tb foe-' lowing leaat waa offered I "VJeeriae aecoad to the press la the dieeemlualioa f news." "A woman worked slg months la a Boston shipyard before aay ewe kaew aeresx, Yeaee,ahssokd aad drank.