FRIDAY DECEMBER 15, 1876. TWO AXD 0.E. BY MARY L. DICKINSON. Two mountain streamlets seeking Lone ways to the same sea; Two tones that need but echoes To make them harmony: Two clouds at sunset ranging The western fields of light One glowing gold, one changing Its purple into white: Two pilgrims walking lonely. Rough ways to the same shrine; Two right hands lifted upward For cups of life's red wine. Two small streams make together A river swift and strong; Two voices make new music If blended in one song: And in the western heaven Strange wondrous tints unfold, "When cloud in white and purple Meets cloud in red and gold; And a smoother road leads upward Than lonely saints e're Knew, Through fragrant lands, where one stronj Must gather grapes for two. So music is wedded to music. And stream and stream are one, And cloud Is the bride of cloudlet In the palace of the sun; And a life that is weak and wanting Rounds to a perfect whole, When spirit is one with spirit And soul is wedded to soul. hand j Mr. Butterwick's Horse. BY MAX ADELEE. In the early part of last summer, Mr. Butterwick bought himself a carriage enjoy it, some ousiuess matter oroiuer caneu mm out, to at. ajouis, wuere ue was detained for about six weeks. Dur- ing his absence Mrs. Butterwick as- sumed the resposibility for the manage- ment of the liorse, ana as sue Knew as much about taking care of horses as she did about conducting me processes or the side real system, the result was that jur. iJuiierwiCK-s norse was me uncon- dcious parent of Infinite disaster, when jJtitterwiCK returnea, anu uau Kisseu ins wire and talked over his journey, tue louowing conversation ensueu. .airs, Butterwick said : .-.. 1- .. 1. .1 . OT) I x iiu Kuuw uur uu.se, uroirai . "Yes. sweet: how is liecettmtralonir?" ".Not; so very wen; ue nas cost a great deal of money since you've been away." "Indeed 7" "es, besides his regular feed and Patrick's wages as hostler, I - have on band unpaid bills to tbe amount of $2,' 000 dollars on ills account!" "Two thousand! Why, Emma, you amaze me! What on earth does it mean ?" "I'll tell i'ou the whole story, love. Just after you left he took a severe cold, and he coughed incessantly. You could hear him cough for miles. All the neighbors complained of it; and Mr. Potts, next door, was so mad that he shot at the horse four times. Patrick said it was whooping-cough." "wnooping-cougn, darling 7 lmpoS' sible! A horse never has whooping- cough." 'Well, Patrick said so. And as I al ways give paregoric to the children when they cough, I concluded it would be good for the horse, so I bought a bucketful, aud gave it to him with sugar." "A bucketful of paregoric, my love! It was enough to Kill him!" "Patrick said that was a regular dose for a horse of sedentary habits, and it didn't kill him. It put him to sleep. You will be surprised, Henry dear, to learn that the horse slept straight ahead for four weeks. Never woke up once. I was frightened about it, but Patrick told me that it was a sign of a good horse, Ha cawl flint Tlovtor nfron nlont ,UM.v. .,vuU.wr six months on a stretch, and that once they took Goldsmith Maid to a race while she was sound asleep, and she trotted a mile m L':lo, I think he said, without getting awake." "Patrick said that, did he?" "Yes; that was at the end of the sec ond week. But, as the horse didn't rouse up, Patrick said it couldn't be the paregoric that kept him asleep so long: and he came to me and asked me not to mention it, but he had suspicions that Air. .Potts had mesmerized him." "I never heard of a horse being mes merized, dearest." "Neither did I, but Patrick said it was a common thing with the better class of horses. And when he kept on sleep ing, dear, I got frightened, ana Patrick consulted the horse-doctor, who came over with a galvanic battery, which he anic oaitery, wnicu ne the horse. They fixed said would wake tna ir ra tn Ilia Ion. ntiil tlirnoil r, ti ttio the " "--fci current. It did rouse him. He got up and kicked fourteen boards out of the side of tbe stable, and then jumped the feuce into Mr. Potts' yard, where he trod on a litter of young pigs, kicked two cows to death, and bit the tops off of eight apple trees. Patrick said he trieil to swallow Mrs. Potts' baby: but I didn't see him do that." "The man that sold him to me didn't mention that he was fond of babies." "But he got over the attack. The only effect was that the paregoric or the electricity or something turned his hair all the wrong way, and he looked thp nliPATPQl. vnn prpr sfinr O. vpa? dtd seem to atiect his appetite, too. Me appeared to be most always hungry. He ate up the hay-rack, ami two sets of harness, and the dasher on the best car- riage. Aud one night he broke out and nibbled oil all the door-knobs on the back of the house, and ate three sheets and a pair of drawers from the daughter, Mrs. Duncan B. McNaugh-clotbes-line, besides four croquet balls, ton, aged twenty-three; aud her great- and one of "my old hoop-skirts." "Uoor-Knous, Jmtna? Has he shown a fonduess tor door-knobs ?" "Yes; and he ate Louisa's hymn' book, too. She left it lying on the table in the porch. Patrick said he knew a man in Ireland whose horse would starve to death unless they fed him on Bibles. If he couldn't get Bibles, he'd take Testaments; but unless be got scriptures ot some Kind, he was utterly intractable." "I would like to have had a look at that horse, sweet." "bo we got the uorse doctor again, and he said that what the poor animal wantpd was a hvnndprmin inipotlnn of mnrnliin tn pol.n l,la na.ru TTp tftlH Patrick to get a machine for placing the rnorpuia under the norse's skin. sut Patrick said he could do It without the. . 1. 1 O- 1 1. - . ujucmuc. cu uuo uity gui, tue uiur phia, and began to bore a hole in tbe horse witn a gimlet." 'Ag'rrlet, E i'ina? "An ordinary gimlet. But it seemed unpleasant to tbe horse, and so he kick ed Patrick through the partition, break ing three of his ribs. Then I .got the doctor to perform the operation oroner- i i i, t,., fr - . ij, uuu iud uuiac aibci mat, pp.rcu right well, excepting that I noticed that he had suddenly acquired an extraor- .,. , r- .-,,,, . . uiuaij u ",iub ""Mrs. Laura De Force Gordon head." "He is the first horse that ever wanted to do that, love." "Patrick said not. He told me about a man he worked for in Oshkosh who had a team of mules who always stood on their heads when they were not at work, He said an the mules in usukosq am rjo i-atriCK lieu a neavy stone to our horse's tail, to balance him and keep him straight. And this worked to a charm, until I took the horse to church 00 Sunday, when, while & crowd stood around him looking at him, he swung bis tall around and brained six boys with the atone." "Brained them, love?" "Well. T didn't see them myself: but Patrick told me, when I came out of church, that they were as good as dead. And he said tnat ne remembered mat that Osbkosh man used to coax bis mules to stand on their less by letting them hear music. It soothed them, he eaid. And so Patrick got & friend to come nroudd and sit in our stall, and calm our horse by playing on the accor dion." 'Did it make him calmer?" "It seemed to, at first; but one day Patrick undertook to bleed him for the blind staggers, and he must have cut the wrong place, for the poor brute fell over on the accordion person and died, nearly killing the musician." Tuo horse is dead, then Where is tbe bill V" "I'll read it to you: Horse doctor's fees Paregoric for cough Galvanic battery il2." 00 80 00 . 10 00 Repairing stable . 12 I'oits' cows, pigs.appie-trees anu Dauy. Damage to door-knobs, etc Louise's hymn-book 231 50 175 00 Gimlet and Injections 15 00 ncpainng I'atncK's riDs . -. no w jiusicon accorciion ...... iw Damages to player ifti 00 Burying six boys ...... 9! 00 $2,011 00 "That Is all, love, is It?" "Yes." Then Mr. Butterwick folded the bill up, and went out into the back-yard to take a quiet swear by himself. The bijl is yet unpaid. He says he will pay it as soon as he gets another horse. He will get another horse when he gets to TL:tl;i T.o;f ...j . Every one has noticed that nearly all the members of some families die aged, while those of others are gone before what would be called the middle age of the former. It is a common and correct remark that some are as old at forty as others are at tifty: the latter will, in fact, be more likely to live twenty years than the former. Tue years a person has lived are by no means the most 1m- portant element lor judging How many he mav probably live, nor is present i.i f , . I iieaitii oi iuucu more consequence, since it is nfipn Mim ..-. Mmr. familipanro n.rv v crorous and bealthv win e thev live. yet are not long lived. They inherit healthy but short lives. Notice the Laplanders. Observe the citizens of Zurich, Switzerland: very healthy, but oalflim rim nil f n it tin tirva nf aiWir- ,v hilo mpmhpria nf nnp Itnlinn fftmllv. II vlnr I " - o i id tueir midst since tue sixteentli cen tury, reached the age of eighty or ninety. The Welsh are the longest lived people in Jburope. The Scotch are Iouger lived than the English, and the Irish shorter lived, yet they are all healthy as a people. On the Other hand, some WHO do not . T . m a . . I have robust health are noted to live long. It is said they attain old age be- , 1 , 1 I. 1, l t I cause luey uiKeaucu cAuuueut cure ui thpmselves. Yet. tlioucrli It is not de- ied that the care is useful.it will be usually found that they had at least one usually found that they had at least one long lived parent, and thus inherited longevity from one side, if not from botn; for, though it is often the case that those die young who have long lived ancestry, it is very seldom that any persou lives to be more thau a year or two older than any of his ancestors- parents, grandparents, etc. What a Daughter Did. The kiud of a daughter to have, is the one whom William iiutler JJuncan, the ruined New York merchant, recently found out he had. For two or three years, during the summer months, drivers and euues- t 1 it iui tn flirt nnrilSi llindkilnlifn ftCt nf .. . - n . s n ismiiu Have met a young lady equestrian accompauied by an orderly, whose elegant ngure anu supero uorse- mausuip elicited general admiration. She had had everything from infancy that heart could wish, and was supposed by those who knew nothing to the con trary to be a gay butterily of fashion But soou after the suspension of her father's lirm, unknown to her family, she undertook the translation of a work which was attracting not a little atten tion in Germany. Secretly she kept at her task, night and day. When it was onmnlptPil. alio wont, nlnne tn thp larn-pst. publishers in the city, submitted her uiuiiuuriuu iui luaueuuuu, uiiu u icw days later made a contract for the pub lication of the volume. When the first copy was printed she placed it in her father's bauds, and, telling him what , , d jone expressed the hope that , ,,, ,iD',i,i.,, 'i, :., I . - ... . . " I i Hnnno.oi trniihlpq. 'rim tratmlntlnn has proved a decided success. It has met with a large sale, and the royalty already paid to the devoted daughter has amounted to a cpnslderable sum. Those who take into consideration the fact that we are running for office, will pardon us for the absence of our usual vivacity and friskiness, for until we are assured the great heart of the people is reaching out alter us, we Know that right-minded people will excuse us from manifesting that childlike trust and playfulness that has erstwhile char-' itiaClerlZeu US.- -Mix. A photographer at Lie lioy, JN.- Y a few days ago photographed in one group Airs, fetauley, aged ninety-two: her daughter, Mrs. Brown, aged seventy- four; her grand-daughter, Mrs. Bost- wick, aged forty-four: her great grand- great-grandson, Roy McNaugliton, aged two years. AGENTS FOR THE NEW NORTHWEST. The following persons are duly authorized to act as Agents for the New Northwest : Miss Mary Bishop Brownsville Mrs. T. J. Baxter. . Independence Mrs. S. A. Nichols . Dallas Mrs. H. A. Loughary . Amity R. T. Roblson . . Dilly a. . aicuiiiieii isorui lamniu Horace 1. Day new York Cltv Mrs J. IL Foster Albany Ashby Pearce . Benton county Dr. Bay ley Corvallis A. A. .Manning Olympla MlssViralnlaOlds McMInnville Hiram Smith. .Harrlsburg I Mrs. J. W. JackSOn., n,ugene uity Maryj.MagersZ.7r Colfax.W. T .......Gervals A.w.stanara. r- 'aJisntoa Brownsville . Lebanon . . Salem .. Salem I V. ,.v... Mrs. O. T. Daniels Mrs. Nellie Curl P. C. Sullivan .Salem Salem Mrs. M.F. 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Pass Creek, Roseburc9, Scotts- is.uiK,uu.1iHwu,"uui,iii.u. GRANT. Alord. Canyon Clty, Camp Watson. Day- vllle, John Day City, Prairie City, Parkersville, rntcuaru's, sumier. JACKSON. Applegate, Ashland Mills. Brownsborough, Central Point. Easle Point. Grant's Pass. Hot . b..' .. ... , . r, ! iangeii vauey, i ihl'uia, itocn I'oini, aam's Valley. Sprague River, Table Rock. Willow springs, lainax. JOSEPniKE. Kirby, Leland, Slate Creek, Valdo. LANE. Big Prairie, Cottage Grove, Creswell, Uamp ureeK, uariwrignvs, ueiier. Euzene 1,111 ' . X 1 Ull&llUi J UAlJb4VfLla UUUK X U1U, City, rranKiin, junction, Long Tom, Mo hawk. Pleasant Hill. Rattlesnake. Sulslaw, Spencer Creek, Spnngfleld, Willamette Forks, linn. . 1 .. Ti I n.MA l)M.ni.tll.B "uri "'s , if ?,, v; J , V. ti"'?."i!"'Jjry." 5"nrbaon?jim Peoria, Pine, ?iio, shedd's, soda Springs .So- aavuie, sweet iiome. MARION. Aurora, AumsvIIle, Butteville, Brooks, Fair field. Gervals. Hubbard. Jefferson. Marion. 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Board per month $20 00 Board per week .. 5 00 Board per day 75c Good square meal . 25c 5-19 RIDER fc HERSEY, Proprietors. C. F.. STEWART, Corner ol First and Yamhill streets, . WATCH-MAKER AND JEWELER, AND DEALER IN Clocks, Watches and Jewelers' Goods. ReDairine done as usual, and special atten tion given to Repairing Spectacles and Fitting masses. n A. C. WALL1NC, Book and- Job Printer, PITTOCK'S BUILDING, UP-STATRS Corner Front and Stark streets, Portland, Orcgjbn. arte done at REASONABLE BATES. 2-33 FLORENCE SEWING SLA. CHINE. rator, like the Howe or Singer, to meet the views of those preferring that style of Machine. I have located permanently at Portland, and shall keep constantly on hand a large assort ment of the latest styles of the Florence Machine. Call and see them before purchasing else- Wiehave also the agency for the celebrated Nonotock Co. Sewing Silk and Twist; John Clark, Jr.,and Co.'s Spool Cotton; Willimantic C. S. 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NO. 24. TIME SCHEDULE. I NO. -i. rnO TAKE EFFECT SUNDAY, SEPT. 17th. L IS 1RTR. at 12-m. for the covernmont and In formation of employes only: the Company re serve the right to vary thererrom as circum stances may require. Daily (Sunday excepted) as follows: PORTLAND AND ROSEBURG as follows: leave. arrive. Portland.. 7:30 A.M. I Roseburg 7:00 r.M Koseburg .5:00 a. si. I l'ortlana4:ia p. u, ALBANY EXPRESS TR IN, Dally (except Snndays), as follows: leave ARRIVE Albany. . 8:25 p. M, Portland........ 3:50 P.M. Albany 5 A.M. I Portland 19:05 A.M. FREIGHT T P. A INS, Daily (ex pt Sunday) as follows: leave. arrive. Portland 3:15 A. M. ! Junction .-.6:00 p. M I Junction 5:15 A. M. Portland 5:15 p.m. The Orecon and California Railroad Ferry makes connection with all Keeular trains. Close connections are made at Ko-seourg witn the Stages of the California aud Oregon Stage uomDanv. bus- Ticuets lor sale to an tne nr nciuai points in California and the Jiast, at company's otuce, Cor.P and Front Sis., at Ferry Landing, Portland, caStoraze will be Charged on Freight re mainlnir in wareuouses over 1 11 ours. tor Freielitwlll not be received for shipment after 5 o'clock p. m. J. BRANDT. Jr., E. P. ROGERS. Gon. Supt. Gen. Freight and Passenger Agent. Z-liitr THE OREGON CENTRAL R. R. CO. rpO TAKE EFFECT ON MONDAY, MARCH JL TJ, 1870. Trains will run between PORTLAND AND ST. JOSEP-H, Daily (except Sunday) as follows: t eave. awiive. Portland... 2:30 p.m. I St. Joseph 60 p. M. St. Joseph 6:30 a.m. I Portland 10:30a.m. Conncctlngat Cornelius with stages for Forest urove ; at ou josepn lor an poinis souui anu west .Lafayette, aicjlinnviue, Amuy, jioq mouth, Independence, Ruena Vista and Cor vallis. ffiZ-Pnssenirers received at Fourth street sid' In? on sle-niillnL' the train, but are prohibited from getting on or off the train at any other point on the street. Passencrers netting on the trains at Ticket Stations without tickets, will be charged twen- tv-nve cents extra. oar Freight received at the Company's New Ware-house, but will not be received for ship ment altera p. m. J. ukandt, jb., 4-3711 Superintendent, OREGON TRANSFER COMPANY Office and Hack Stables S. IV. Cor. First mill Siilrk St. All business entrusted to us will be executed with care and dispatch. Orders for Hacks Promptly Attended to, Day or Ntgnt. 5-27 WANTED : A FEW GOOD AGENTS, rpO SELL HILL'S MANUAL OF BUSINESS X FORMS: by Prof. Thos. E. Hill. (itUUhi-lSUAKL! TU UUA.LiT.tl, riiAUE, AiS LI COMPETENCE; by W. W. Hall.M. U, of New xorK. ZELL'S ENCLYCLOPEDIA AND UNIVER SAL DICTIONARY. FUN BETTER THAN PHYSIC; by thesam author. PERILS OF EARLY" LIFE; by Geo. L. Steb blns, M. D. WHAT OF THE CHURCHES AND CLERGY 7 And severaLother valuable works. A few lady canvassers will find profitable employment. J. w. STKONU, uenerai Agent, No. Ul, Front street, 5-38 Portland, Oregon. PIONEER WOOD-YARD, Foot ol Y inbill street. SORENSEN & TAYLOR. ALL, KINDS OF WOOD, Sawed and unsawed, constantly on hand, and 5 delivered to any part of the city. 27 CHRIS. S CLOTH PJVITES HIS OLD PATRONS AND THE Public generally to call at his NEW BUTCHER SHOP, Washington St., one door east of Third. vn30 THE BEST MACHINE IN THE WORLD It does more work, more kinds of work better work, and does it easier than any other Machine. ir there Is a "Florence" within a thousand miles of Portland not giving entire satisfac tion, if I am Informed of it I will attend to it without expense or any kind to Its owner. We have the new style of "Florence" 31a chtne. that feeds the -wnrk nirrr from the ope Down, and $io a Month till paid for. MISCELLANEOUS. A Complete Pictorial History of tbe Times." -TUe best, cheapest, and most successful Family Taper In IHe Union." Harper's Weekly. ILLUSTRATED. NOTICES OF TUE PRESS. "Harper's Weekly" Is the ablest anI most powerful illustrated periodical published in this country. Its editorials are scholarly and convincing, and carry much weight. 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PROTECT YOUR BUILDINGS, Which may be done with one-fourth the usual expense, Dy using our PATENT SLATE PAINT, MIXED READY FOR USE. Firc-proof, Water-proof, Durable, Eco nomical, and Ornamental. A roof may be covered with a very cheap shingle, and by application of this slate be made to last from 20 to 25 years. Old roofs can be patched and coated, looking much better, and lasting longer thau new shingles without the slate, for Onc-'.hird ths Cost of Rcshingling'. The expense of slating new shingles is only about the cost of simply laying them. The paint Is eirb-I'Roof against sparks or flying embers, as may be easily tested by any one. IT STOPS EVERY LEAK. And lor tin or iron has no equal, as It expands by heat, contracts by cold, and never cracks nor scales. Roors covered with Tar Sheathing Felt can be made water-tight at a small ex pense, and preserved for many ears. ThU Slate Paint Is EXTREMELY CHEAP. Two gallons will cover a hundred square feet of shingle roof, while on tin, Iron, felt, matched boards, or any smooth surface, from two quarts to one gallon are required to one hund red square feet of surface, and although the Paint has a heavy body, It Is easily applied with a brush. No Tar is cssd in this Composition. Therefore It neither cracks In winter nor runs In summer. On decayed shingles It fills up the holes and pores, anu gives a new suDsianiiai rooi inai will last for years. Curled or warped shin gles it bring to their places, and keeps them there. It fills up all holes In Felt roofs, stops the leaks and although a slow dryer, rain does not aflect It a few hours after applying. As nearly all paints that are black contain tar, be sure you obtain our genuine article, which (for shingle roofs) is CHOCOLATE COLOR When firstapplled, changing In about a month to a uniform slate color, and is to all Intents aud purposes slate. On TIN ROOFS Our red color Is usually preferred, as one coat Is equal to five of any ordinary paint. For BRICK WALLS Our bright red is tbe onlyrellable Slate Paint ever Introduced that will effectually prevent dampness from penetrating and discoloring the plaster. These paints are also largely used on out houses and fences, or as a priming coat on fine buildings. Our only colors are Ciiocolate.Red.Brioiit Red, and Orange. NEW YORK CASH PRICE LIST. 5 Gallons, can and box... So SO 16 " keg 9 50 20 " halt barrel 16 DO 10 " one barrel 30 00 We have In stock, of our own manufacture, roofing materials, etc., at the following low prices : 1,000 rolls extra Rubber Roofing at 3 cents per square foot. Or wo will furnish Rubber Roof ing, Nails, Caps, and Slate Paint for an entire new roof at 4 cents per square foot. 2,000 rolls i-ply Tarred Roofing Felt, at 1J4 cents per square foot. 3,000 rolls 3-ply Tarred Roofing Felt, at 2 cents per square foot. 200 rolls Tarred Sheathing, cent per square foot, 5,000 gallons fine Enamel Paint, mixed ready for use, on inside or outside work, at S2 00 per gallon. Send for sample card of colors. All orders must be accompanied with the money or satis factory city references. No goods shipped C O. D. unless express charges are guaranteed. Sample orders solicited. N. Y. SLATE PAINT COMPANY. 6-1 102101 Maiden Lane, New York. 311' CI I NEEDED. A GOOD nOTEL AND LIVERY STABLE is greatly needed at Ilwaeo and North lieach, W. T. Parties desirous ol investing will be furnished ground upon very favorable terms. Apply to J. D. HOLM AN, Portland. REDUCED RATES. ONLY A FEW MORE LOTS AT ILWACO and North Beach will be sold at the Re duced Rates, and to parties only who Intend to build the present season. Apply to J. D. HOLMANj-Portland. FISHERIES AND TANNERIES. YERY DESIRABLE" SITES FOR SALMON Fisheries and Tanneries' for sale. Apply to J. D. HOLM AN. Portland, And after February 5th, at Ilwaeo, W.T. 5-23 ' K. J. G. IGLEX3T, Dcntl ist, Southwest comer Flist and Yamhll PORTLAND. OREGON.