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FRIDAY...; JANUARY 10, 1874. The Three Traveling Bags. There were three of theru, all of sliiii iug black leather; oue ou ton of the pile of trunks, one on the ground, oue in the owner's hand, all going to Philadelphia; nil waiting to be checked. Tho last bell rang. The baggage man bustled, fuming, from one pile of bag gage to the other, dispensing chalk to tiie trunks, checks to the passengers, curses to the porters, in improved rail way style. "Mine! Philadelphia!" cried a stout. military-looking man, with enormous whiskers and a red face, crowdlmr for ward as the baggage man laid his baud on the first bag. "Won't vou niease to srive me a check for this now!" entreated a pale, slender, carefully-dressed young man, for the ninth time holding out bag No. 2. liave a lady to look after." "Say! be you agoin' to give me a check for that are. or not?" trrowled the ro- prietor of bag No. 3, asliort, pock-marked ieiiuw. in a suaouy overcoat. ah rijmi, eetvrnien. Horn vnu are," Bald the functionary, rapidly dis tributing the three cheeks. "Phllndel phy, this?" "Yes, sir 1092 174011 1U3). All rlgut." "All aboard!" shouted tho rnmliicfnr. "WIioo! whew!" responded the loco motive; and the train moved slowly out of tho station house. The baggage man meditatively watched It as it sped away in the dis tance, and then as if the thought had suddenly struck hini, slnpping his thigh, he exclaimed, "blast if I dont believe" "What?" Inoulred the switchman. "That I'vo gone and guv them three last fellers the wrong checks. The ousted little black things was all alike, mm inej uomereu me." "Telegraph," suggested switchman. "Xever you mind," replied the bag gage man. "They was allgoing to Phll adelphy. They'll find out when they get there." 'Iliey did. The scene shifts to the Continental Hotel, Philadelphia Front parlor, up stairs. Occupants, tin. young gontlo man alluded to above and a young lady. In accordutico with the fast usage of the times, tiie twain had been made oue in holy matrimony at 7:30 A. M.; duly kissed and congratulated till 8:15; put aboard the express train at S:45, and deposited at tho Continental, bag and baggage, at 12:5S. They were seated on the sofa, the black broadcloth coat-sleeve encircling tlio slendor waist of the gray traveling dress, the jetty moustache in equally affectionate proximity to the glossy curls. "Are you tired, dearest ?" "No, lovp, not much, But you are, ain't you?" 'Xo, darling." Kiss and a pause. "Don't It seem funny!" said the lady. "What, love ?" "That we should bo married!" "Yes, darling." "won't tney lie glad to see us at ueorge'K 7" "Of course thev will." "I am .sure I shall enjoy It so much. onaii wegci mere lo-nignt ' "Yes, love, if" Itap-rnp-rap, at the door. "Come in." "Af ye plaze, air, it's if. P. Ib waiting iu se yex." "To see me? A policeman ?" "Vis, sir." "There must be some mistake." "So, sir, It's yourself; and he is wait lug in the hall beyond." "Well, I'll go to no tell him to come here." "3orrv todlstnrb vou.lr." snlil MinAf P., with a huge brass star on his breast, who appeared with great alacrity at the waiter's elbow. "B'lieve tills Is your black valise?" "Yes tiiat Is ours, certainly. It has Julia's tiie lady's thlng-s in it." "Supicious circumstances about that 'ere valise, sir. Telegraph come this morning that a burglar started on tho S:1T, Philadelphia train, with a lot of stolen spoons, in a black valise. Spoons marked T. JB. "Watch at tho ferry. Saw tho black valise. Followed it up here. Took a peep inside. Sure enough there was spoons. Marked T. B., too. Said it was yours. Shall have to take you in charge." " "JaKe nie in charge?" echoed the dis mayed bridegroom. "But I assure you, my dear sir, there Is some strange mis takeit's all a mistake." ' "a'pose you'll be able to account for LIST Very well. I'll measure tho zrround ;ind do you place your man." it was aoue. "Xowfortho nistols." whlsnered lhii Captain to his feliow-secont'. "mey are ati ready, m tue valise," re plied the Doctor. The principals were placed, ten paces apart, weariug that decidedly uncom- lonaoio ioo k a man lias wiio is in mo mentary expectation of being shot. "You will Ore, gentlemen, simultane ously when I give the word," said the Captain. Then, in an undertone, to tho .Doctor, "Quick, tho pistols." me .Doctor, stooping over and tum bling at the valise, appeared to find something that surprised him. w ny, wuai tue devil" ,rWhat's tho matter?" asked the Cap tain, standing. "Can't you find the caps ?" "Deuce a pistol or cap, hut this!" He held up a lady's night-cap! "Look here and here and here!" holding up successively a hair brush, a long white night gown, a cologne-bottle and a-comb. They were greeted with a long whistle by the Captain and a blank staro by the two principals. "Confound the luck !" ejaculated the Captain, "if we haven't made a mistake and brougut tiie wrong valise!" The principals looked at the second Nobody volunteered a suggestion. At last the Doctor inquired: "Well, what's to be done?" "D i unlucky !" ejaculated the Cap- lain, -nie uuei can't go on." "Evidently not." responded the Doc tor, "unless they brain each other with the hair brush, or take a pop at each omer wuu me cologne oottle." "You are quite sure there are no pis tols in tho valise?" said one ol the nrin cipals, witli suppressed eagerness, and drawing a breath of evident relief. "Wo might go over to the city and get pisioia," proposeu tue r-apiain. "And by that time it will be dark," said the Doctor. D d unlucky," said the Captain again. "We shall be the laughing-stock of tlio town ir this gets wind," consolingly remarked the Doctor. "One word with vou. Doctor." liri Intorposed his principal. .iiiey conierreu. At the end of tho conference with his principal, tho Doctor, advancing to the Captain, conferred with his principal. Then the seconds conferred with each other. Finally, It was formally agreed with the two contending parties that a statement should bedrawn up in writing where bv Priiir-lnnl "n 1 tntiilml Him no. Olirnnxn Ihnt ft.n fT.. ,!,., COLUMBIA. are a Jiar," were not used by lllm in - ct'tame?'''' any personal sense, but solely as an ab- itani.-r. stract proposilon in a general way in i!nffi',,a" ' regard to the matter of fact under this 1 suAVie'" i.'und dispute. To which Principal No. 2 ap- ' seappowe.' ' pended his statement of his high gniti- ! lication at this candid and honorable ex- n, cmm. planation, aud unqualifiedly withdrew j Fiieifburir tho offensive words "You are a sconn- Vort orioni' drel," they having been used by him unuera misappreucmion oi tue intent;.. ., ... and purposo of the remark which pre- ' vSm U ui2y ' ceded. : Drain. There being no longer a cause orquar-. 1K:"f,",'.i rel, the duel was of course ended. The j ilardner linuciiais shook nanus nrst wuu each ' iCeiiocg., the bridgroom for escapiug the station llOUse. or tho duelists for nrnnitm .i. other. All resolved to "mark that ilnv witii a white stone." i-bmry'd Press. A Western woman rnninlntni ft.-! siuco her husband joined the Patrons of iiusuauary ne uas sown nothing but wuu uaia. OF POST-OFF1CE8. ORIMIOX. BAKER CO. Auburn, Augusta, Baker City, Clarksvllle, Express Ranch. Eldorado, Gem, HumboI.lt TLnln Jordan Valley, if .u&wllc. HENTON-. Alsea Valley, Corvalllt, King's Valley, Liberty, Utile Elk, Newport, Newton, I'hlloiuatb, Starr's Point, Summit, Toledo, Yaqulua. CLACKAMAS. Barlow, Heaver, Butte CrffV, Can by, Clackamas, Clear Creok, Cuttlngsvllle, Damascus, Eagle Creek, Glad Tidings Highland, MuhUla, Milwaukie, Needy, Norton, Oregon City, Oswego, Sandy. ... CL VTSOl Astoria, I.lhmuN, Knappa, NehHiem, Sklpanon, Summer House, Weslort. roan. Coqullle, ( River, Empire-City, Enchanted Prairie, Falrvlcw, Ilermnusvllli., Marshtlcld, North Bend, itaudolph, Sllkln, Sltkum. otuer, aud next with the seconds, and ifxKwia, were evidently very glad to get out ortt. r Oakland" "And now that this is so happily set- PassCrwk, tled,"said the Doctor.cliucklinganil rub- itosebunr, bins his handy, "it proves In liavn : his haud. "it proves to havo bnan a lucKy misiaKc alter all, that we have ' i'mjma city, uroui me wrong vanse. w onder what i "uur the lady that owns It will say, when she I ouca"" opens ours and finds tho pistols." ' orant. "Very well for you to laugh about," .!Canyoii city," formpto loose my pistols. Hair trig-1 ayv1yCI,y' gers best. Knclish make, and wold mounted. There America." "Oh, we'll fiud ain't 'em. a liner pair in U'm Annlecate. m c ii Ko on a AiUlaBd Mill,. else's, homebody has put It's some villainous con- ,".,!.s.Poons Mini; in your valise then?" w y,I I-it Isn't mine. It must be Mumeuouys them there, snlracv." "Hopeyou'H be able to tell a straighter ir- "eioreme magistrate, young man; cause if you don't you stand a smart .banee of being sent up for six months." "Oh, Charley, this is horrid! Do kid ium away. Oh, dear! I wisli I was at home," sobbed the little bride. J'U011 'ou' sir'" saU! tl,o hridegroom, bri-tlliig up with indignation, "this Is all a vile plot. What would I be doing with your paltry spoons? I was mar rlwl tills mornihg in Fifth Avenue, and I am on my wedding tour. I have hieh connections In New York. You'll re 1k,"Ai ' 8ir' if 'ou ln"e to arrest me." rmiV 55?',uo' "ow'" tbe incredulous omolal."! have heard stories likfi that bc- hav; . mvSi a"-1 lUl' ttrsl lilne swindlers t .? 6 .ieIed ''Ps- you s'pose iw likl.'ow no"'in'? Talti't no you've just t to oonio along to the sta tion houe. Mighta, woi, gpeaceably, 'cause you'll have to ". Jl "Charles this Is ix-rfectly dreadful ! our wedding night in the station house. Do send for somebody. Send for IIip landlord to explain it." U,e The landlord was sent for, aud came; the porters were sent for, aud came; the waltersand chambermaids and bar-room loungers came without being sent lor, and tilled tho room aud the adjoining hall some to laugh, some to ay they wouldu't have believed it, but nearly all to exult that the unhappy pair had beeo found out." Xo explanation could be given, and Mio lincfint ii-no tl.i,t I.. m..t Z.Z.i!.KU"'t e"ir--aiies, rage anu ex postulations, the unfortunate nevvly rnarried pair were taken in charge by the relentless policeman, ami miniiMnn n.i i" V1 for the Po'icc office. forinh1;.? while wo follow the When t . .c!c, va,ise fourgent!ernlrai,8t5PPe, at C'amdcn, inarm rapidK,1 ," aVd wa,kpd "rn by streets,0 and tnSPty ie patli leadit'tK toVRPM?.ki ,ff nl a foot the , town. Of tho nri?d.tU SroVo out9l' jnintarj- friend ate"0 was our the loader of the party nf'f,Pl)areutly two, one was a smllin VA.secontl carr'lnirf.l,ui. ..-,.'"? rosy lilt w n v m I ci TI.I. u, companious walkod win. uJitlvo lar strides, were abstM "ii ni entlv III at . J8 aU3tral, aud Iikiort, I.IIIKVIUP, lAUicell Valley, l'hoenls, I took r.ilnt, Sam's Valley. Talile llock. ow Siirlnr . aluax. JOSEI'lllNK. Klrliy, Inland, Slate Creek. Waldo. The party stopped. "This la Mi. ..." Irregu- appar- I1 Mm .. Jones. 1 Inu" Captain "Yes J' said Doctor Smith The Captain and the Doctor conr..r. i pilgrimago from house to house, asking Browiisirou-fi, if any lady there had left a night-cap ; central Point, and found a pair of dueling pistols." .Sll'f," In veri' ood spirits Ihf nnrlv nm..1 ! Vr.nii.ai"' , ... Z ... 1 J. I ..... .I'KIIS, . mo river, iiiiu iiiquireu at ine uatrcace- jacKwnvni juuui iu reieruiice lo eacn anu ail UI.1CK leather traveling bags arrived tliatday. took notes of where they were sent, and set out to follow them up. In due time they arrived at the Continental, and n luck would have it, met the unhappy win bridal pair Just coming down stairs in ! lu niarrw ni rim nnitnomn,. ' "What's all this?" inquired the Cap tain. "Oh, a couplo of burglars, caught with a valise full of stolen property." "A valise what kind of a valise ?" "A black leather valis. That's it mere." "Here! Stop! Hallo!-Pol iceman! Landlord! It's all right. You're all wrong. That's my valise. It's ail a mistake. They got changed at the depot. This lady and gentleman are Innocent. Here's their valise with a night-cap in it." Great was tho laughter, multifarious the comments, and deep the Interest or tlio crowd in all this dialogue, which they appeared to reiranl as a deliirhtful entertainment, got up expressly for their amu.vemeut. "Then you say this 'ere is yourn ?" aid the policeman, relaxing his hold on the bridegroom and confronting the Captain. "Yes, it's mine." "And how did you conic by the poons?" "Spoon", you jackanapes!" said the Captain, "l'istols! dueling pistols!" "Do vou call these nIsfoln!" said tho policeman, holding up one of the sliver spoons marKeu "T. u." The Captain, astonished, gasped, "It's tho wroug valise again, after all!" "Stop! Not so fast," aid the police functionary, now invested with great dignity by the Importance of tho affair no munu Himself engaged In. "If so be as now you've got this 'ere lady's valise. she's all right, and can go. But in that case, uus is yourn, anil it comes to you to account for tli Have to take you iu charge, all four of ye." Why, you impudent scoundrel!" roared the Captain, "141 ee you in-I If.i 1 bR,,y pistols here, I'd teach lih fisW gentlemen!" shaking The dispute waxed fast and furious. The otitalders began to take part in it, and there Is no telling how it would nave ended, had not. mi rninCinn fi lowed by a heavy fall and a scream of pain, been heard iu au adjoining room. The crowd rushed to the scene of the new attraction. Tiie door was fast. It was soon burnt open, and tho mlstery oxpiained. The thief who had carried oil tho Captain's! valise by mistako for his own, hadj lanen it up 10 uis room and opened If to gloat over the bootv he. supposed it to contain, thrusting his hand iu after f h spoons. In so doing ho touched one of me uair inirsrera and the nlslnl mnn off, the bullet making a round hole through the side of the valise and corresponding round hole in the calf of uis ieg. Tlio wounded rascal was taken hi1 cnanre first hv it.,, u.. i then by the doctor; and the duellsU iue w cuueu pair struck up a frleud- uU me Hcorc or t in r nuiinnl wheroP n? hl?h cul ' a supper, where ie,fun,.was abundant anJ whfchwL,i0MItl, hard t0 y UIu for rLtho,bc,'t eplribi-tlie Cap brU, 1.1 D J Pl-tols, tl.e vt geltlng i,er night -cap, Ixnj Tom, Mohawk, 1'leasant 1(111, ltattlesnake, SuUlaw, Hprlngfleld, Willamette Fork. usx. Albany, Hrowtm Me. Crawford kTlils, Diamond Hill, HarrtsburK, HaIoy, Lebanon,- . , Miller, Peoria, lMne, Sela. Hbedd,,,!-. ,.,K a..VfniJ Oil ll Hodavllle. ! ; MARIO.V. Aurora. AumcTllle, Butte vltle, Brooks, Kalrfleld, (lervalx, Hubbard's, JetTerRon, Marlon, Monitor, XewelUrille Sa.em,, Sllverton, St. UmU, Ktayton, Sublimity, Turner, Vernon, Wacondn, Wood burn. JtCI.TTtOltAH Kast Tortlaud, IMrtlaiid, 1-owell'n Valley, Willamette Slougb, KiLir. Bethel, Bridgeport, Bncna VlMa, Dallas Kola, Klk Horn, (irand lUiude, Independent'!, Uneoln, lAtcklauiut', l:wlvllle. Monmouth, 1'errydale, lllcreall, Zina. TlI.IiVO0K. Oarlbaldl, KllehU, XetariM, NVstockton Tillamook, Tronic tOIATII.I.A. Cecllo, CuyuMt, Manhall, Meadowvllle, " Milton, Mitchell's Ptatlnn, lllot Hock, 1'endIMou, Umatilla, Wektou. B.VIKC. Cove, Indian Valley, Maud City, l.i drnuile, Nortli Powder, Uro Dell, Kummervlllp, i Union, Wallowa. WASCO. AnMopa, Bridge Creek, Jleppncr, HckkI lUer. Mitchell, Mt. Uoo.1, lrineevllle, Pritehard'i, Hock Creek, Stl'B, Shellrock, Kpanlah Hollow, "rhe Ualle.. Warm Springs. Wasco, Wlliouxliby. WAslIINOTO.S. Beaverton, CentrevlllB, Cornells, Korst Grove, (ilea roe, tireenville, HIIUlKiro. 5Jd.llctou, HI oil's Ferry, Taylor Kry, Tualatin, Wito. THE KEW NORTHWEST NO AY IS THE .TIME TO SUBSCRIBE I UyPARAIiLELED INDUCEMENTS TO CLUBS Third. Tea x' o" Publioatlon I YAKIIILI. Amity, Belleyuc, Butte IlapM-,lnliiient,ijir,,yi. t oiiase une, McMlnnvllle. oat l ork. Mountain H.,iMe, Camp Cn-ek, North Yamhill. CaitwrlBhfH, Sheridan. ;.hur?r Cl, t chchaiim. Iraiikllii, AVh,tU,u, ' Jiuietlou, Newbrnr. WAK1IIXGTO.Y TKIlUITOltV. rr.Ai.i.w co. New Dunslneki, Port Atielos. ruviucc Batll Ground. l(ni.ii rmlrle, lulw Itlver, .MhiIIiiN Bluir, IVkln, Pioneer, t'uloii Kl.le, Vanrwuver. CHMIAt-H. Cetlarvllle, ChelialU l'oint, KIma. IIoiitani, MoutaiMi, Satsop, Sharon. cowi.tr. Cjwtle Bock, Carrolltoti, KrecHjrt, KaiauiJi, IiwerCowilti, Montlcello, ML CV.nin, Oak Point. I. I.ANr. C.upevllle, C.iveland, V'tnala.ly. JHrKeaw. Port rHe4-very, Port Ludlow. PortTtttuend. ki.no. Blaek Hlver, Fall Cltr. Seattle, Slaushter, SiKxiialml, While Bher. KtTaAf. Blakelely. Port Madi.nn, Port William, Port Orchanl. Sealieek. TeekaleU xucKir.ir. Block Houe, CoIumbu, Ooldendale, Klickitat cfly. I.EWH. BoUfort. fowllti, t;iaquato, oienuem, (Irand Prairie. Puiunhrey'4 Laudtn?, Skooxutiichuck. MASON. Arrada. Oakland. Skokoiulali. iihetwiMd' Mlllf. Money OrJtr Officei. i-Aciric. Bruce port, Chinook, Kuapptoa, OyterTllle, Blverfclde. WumI ward's Ijnullu. Kill,. "aitK- Franklin, trllapo.;,,,, SNOUOMIitl. IiWell, Muklltoe, Skohomisli, 'luatxlip. SK.ima:;ia. . CavrndfW, WhltSinr,n. Crab Creclr, Cha-wctah, Fort Colvliu, i'lne Qniv, Itock Creek, llrwalle, Spoknne Bridge, Spokane. Falit, Union Flat, Walker' Prairie. TltUKITO.V. Braver, C.Kil llnnk. (irand Mound, Mlauin I'ralrle, tllyinpln, Tumwater, Velni. ' WAIIKIAVL'V. Cnlhlauirt, lUsIeCIItt, .Slmniokuway. M A Li. A V IUI, Patli. Pataha, Tukauon, Touehet, Waltsburir, Walla Wail. Wtolluia.,. WIUTC0W. Fldaico, fiuemai, Iji Conner, i:cz, ureas f aland, Samlab, Scmlahmoo, Skagit. Whatcom. rHiT3txs. Kwartsvlllc, Paloute. YAKIMA. ' Attannm, Kllemburr, FortSlmeoe, ICnnnewock, Klttltaa, MoekHec, Nanum, PIrasalit Qrov, Heiah, luuiaa. T H& NEW NfO RTH WEST A Journal for tiie People, ANP.... DEVOTED TO THE INTERESTS 40 OF HUMANITY. 'it !. 01TICE OF P.17BLIC1TION--Cor. Front and-Staikiticeti, Portland, Oregon. iimti .u-x ea.,.r mint Arrar.sementi Iisto Wen mode to tecura tlieSi vlee of a COMPETENT CORPS OF WRITERS upon any and all nbjest of Public Itttere.t. The Xkw N'outmwmt Is not a WnmanM niiMc i,m Tr.,nnn rir.n.i owhateerK.llcrmaybe neveary to secure tho trteateu pod to the createst number. It kuf.WHUosex, uo WllUci.no rellirlon. no nrtp. ., .i ,., .......,. . upon the rock of Eternal Uberty, Uulverai Kuiancipatlon and Ui.lrammeled Profres.lou. OUR PREMIUM LIST. As an Inducement tor onr rrlends to make exertions to ke-ure larje clubs lor the Xkw ORrllWK.ST,wocnerlhe following list of valuable ptcmlum.: iii-j-rr t. Lv.f.". .Cn at M0 '. accompanied l.y the ca-li. we will give the IIOMK lUTTLE SF.WING MACHIKK. wllliont t.M .,.... sH,vy;flJf,.!"brJlM'r'"t l w each.accompanle.1 by the cash, we wilt give a HOME V. . ... Hl-lsa MACHINE, with Black Walnut tabic, broiurd and nicely flnUhcd. l'rlce, SO. For forty Mibscriben. at iz W TLE HKWINH MACHINE. flnUheJ ' , .J," "V 3), -. ( n.k.i ami m. liaiuui immitt nitu wtyrr. Tho above Sewinz MAchlneii. whieb slt uam.mi,i nt.t. i . ..... . . seen at the oaiee ol Geo. W. Traver. corner Third and Mom.n It r.fV li.rt ilr,,I for fifty subxeriben. at IS ft) nacli. PORTABLE OBGAN, four octave, slngio reed, witli black walnut ease, automata HA Ml. IN i,..n.. ,. . . . : " . , . lun jicuu., improveu center prepare reed valvrM, etc. l'rlce, i-'A i7rT ..T;A" bnu''"-twft,e:".accomKuiled by the cSh, a double reed MASON . rwcmuien tue nrt except that It lias alto a knee stop, l'rlce, $73. ror H'venty-llve aulicrllrs. at i ri ..., .... - . . MfilMtiSl ?revW,1U ? B M-VS0N "AMfJX OHOAN.of Five Octave,, One Stop, IF-Adjustlng HecU Valve. Improved Bcllowi. Tn.nl,i .i ir- u 1-orone hundred-subscribe, nt am.) i ... . ... . ' M tbi.v , it . ... ... " " . ;.' v.., iwwi nuuiuouui, we win give a Imnmved J,IA?ti,.0"a,AIf' "T ves. Five Stop,, Two Set. of Hlbrator, Throushout. improved Graduated Soli-A.l no jf..i vi.. ..,, m . . .' Knee-Swells. MOI.A. DIAl'ASOV. vr.irri.- tiicm it . v-t. i... ... 1 ho.s who dtairctowork for tbe i.r. i,nt.w .,.1 . , .lorinL' Jh,!uU,bwll ' 1'lHce.l to their credit, and if enough name, are not received ,f . ' fe.ar lo Prof""! the premium desired they can choote a les.er premium, or they c..,,.llu io receive twiity.rHe percent, iu ca.h of the amount remind for their labor. FLORENCE SEWING MACHINE. THE REST MACHINK IX THE WOULD. It d-e- .more work, more kindH or work, belter work, and doe it eaiier than any other Machine. , If there Is a 'Florence" within a tlMMisand mites of Portland not jrivimt entire satifcfiie tlon, if I am informed of it 1 will attend to It without expense of any kind to lt owner. Wo have the new ntyle of "Florence" Ma chine, that feeds the work away from the ope rator, like the Howe or Sinser, to meet the views of those preterrlnpr that style of Machin. I have located permanently at Portland, and shall keep constantly on hand a large assort ment ofthe latest styles of the Florence Machine. Call and see them before purchaslne el- I havn nls.i nc-nr fnr-11, a oAlA?nfo.i Vnnnfft, Co. K.win? Rllk and Twist John Clark. Jr., and Co. Spool Cotton; Wlllimautlc C. S. L Machine Thread ; Bailey's Sewing Machine Oil. JA31ES 1J. J.OU9IIN. Ueaeral Aseat. 131 TlilrJ street, between Alder aud Morrltoi., with Badger's Music Store. Sold on the Installment Plan: $10 Down, and $10 a Month till paid for. so PORTLAND ADVERTISEMENTS. VIA- RAILROAD AND Ol'C. STAQE LINE! MISCELLANEOUS. "A eomplatc Pictorial History of the Times." Tho best, cheapest, and most To San Francisco and the East. successful Family Paper in the Union.? Through to San FraucUco In SO Honrs! Only G75 Allies Stngrluff ! rnOURISTS should bear In mind that thlf X Boute pastes throuzh the Garden of the Pacific Coat. The wild picturesque scenery alone doubly pays the Tourist for passln; over tins line. TIMi; TIILK GREAT OVEHLAXD MAIL BOTJTE: 2 '- - - - - xk n'; 5 Hi fx r-s ?2a k e : o ; 2 : : I H . j-i : H : H i H Sun Sun Mon. Tue Wed Wed Von Mon Tue Wed Tbnrs Thu Tuea Tnon Wod ThtiM Fri..... Frl Wed. Wed Thurs Frl... Sat Sat Thurs- Tliurs Fri-..- Sat.. Sun.- Bun Krt Fri Bat Sun... Mon- Mon.... Sat , Bat... Sun. Mon- Tues Tues ... TICKETS FOR SALE at ins OFFICF. OP TIIU O. A V. It. It. CO., i 50 Comr F aud Front Street. OREGON & CALIFORNIA RAflROAD CO. N0.2L TIME SCHEDULE. I NO. 91. WO TAKE 1. lKi. at 5 A. v.-for the i EFFECT SUNDAY. DEC. :th, government and ln- fonuatlon of euiDlove onlv: the ConiDanr re serve the right to vary therefrom as circum stances may require. Dally Trains will run between POUTL.VXD A.XD KOSEBUnQ ab follows: LKAVS. iinjrrr Portland .7ii0i.Ji. I Rosaburc 7:10 p. sr. Hamburg 5:15 A. Portland. 4:15 r. v. 'ttqai if . . ; OUR HEW PREMIUM LIST. AsTltKXRWXoP.THU'hMThaSBlren.li. r,r, l . , .. pnivottTniUMfii. r .,...r ou.-crss.we are ueeioeu tuaiiisnail Jlu."Cr Ibm'I?1"1"1" ,,,ay UcMe"nv for Our paper to benefit b5th themselves id us by luciL-aiu; our Subwrli.tl.n. Jj.ti, .,'... .... .... .. miuiiii. tbu... w i,nr iuu iuiiuHiu; uuuiiiouai i"re- 1 .. u . . . . .- i, . . t ....j Buiwcninrrff uti is in fttrninir..,il..v.... - . ... iihs.ri.,M .... ... .r., ..uiwiiiiLHjiu win neiiH us ins or nor own -,- . ., u.i" i,w KUicrller.aef(iainaulB.I hv tl... .-.l.4j um , . A pair Parian Marble Vases; ...s.,t. Or a UohemIanfJlasVas4: " Ora Bohemian Glass Card Heoelver Or.doicii Ivory Xapklu Hlnifi; ' ' "' Or doien Plated Tea Spoons ; Orl pair Alexandre's Kid Gloves; . Or a Lady. Fan, spangled, leathrred tte- a . OraUlr.iCae: ' Or an Album ror boldlnjf iw pk-tures- Or an Album (ortra) forboldlivgSoplcturei- OraFaney Letter Case; - Or a box Toilet Artl.Ms u., . . . OraUritannlaTeaPot: " ' W Or a Kerosene Lamp; r . Or i; dozen (Jims Goblets; t i,r Or; doicn Glass Tumblers, Or a large Glass Fruit W.h; Or a Work Basket; . . 3HT , OraFlueJabruldereJ Handkerchlt" , Or Kdoien Linen IIandki,rChlr..- " u "- ' Or a Woolen Table Cover; " 1' ' Or Sdoien Table Xapklus; ' Or!;.IorcuTowrU; Or au eeCant I"ortiooula. .ubH.?1MT,rtrrH''?1" l" rrWi 'orrrar'. subMrjiiMlon'.ana whowllrM-nd his or hsrown ,"t.d : ' " UW HulM"lb'"' ocomua?rid by the ca,h-iukln,r, t f-w .III Or'a!',',1 TU .FO,k' lrIpl " vul" warrante.1; Ora?r, IBbUHU''trtrlepIatC',n-'L''''': 0t"r,,V;,, TeaHp-wns, triple plated. on white metal, wa.rai.trd; Oraud:rdrU'iTHW ' " .JTZTl'1 f"r",",crP' ' Tub New XoKTliwr-ST. who will s-ud his or her lend: U"W kUbv-r,1,."."onpi.iUed l.ythe tsh. makluif JI2 W. we wli A handsome Marsallles Quilt; Ora handsome M'oolrn Quilt, rod and white, or blue and white; Or a pair of Table Cloths: '' - - ' Ortwo lairs orXottlngham Lae Curtains; Or three pairs Alexandre's Kid Glove-, any color or U: Ora Japanese Inlaid Work Box; Or IS. yaiiU be.t yd. wida Slii-rtluf. AnrT,!r.7.fi"r..r. ' Or a Lady's Writing De,k,orriualaluB- ' Or a Cabinet, Japanese Inlaid ; ' Or an Extra Japanese Inlaid Werk Box. TheA Mrtlrl. m all ..t...v... . jnsllvlnelnthlscltr or "7..." wnrrncl be Just as we represent them. hoursuoUce: or ir not wnwut... ... ",C!H! "moles from our own baud, at an ' ""n V Frsieht Trains Iwitli Passenirer Cara at. tached) will run between PORTLAND AND JUN'CTIOX Daily (Except Sundays), as follows: LEArr. A RHirr. lHirtland :&, x. sr. I Junction 6-.M v. ir. Junction :x. M. Portland J-.lr.r.ii. Tbe Orecon and California Ilallroad Ferrv makes connection with all ltecular Trains. ClOee connections aro laadeat Itnsebur? with the Stares of the California aud Ore-ran Stitire Company. -Tickets for sale to all the principal points in California and the East, at Company's office, Cor.F ana Front Slsat Ferry Uailn.Portlscd. iSfc- NOTICE. Passenrjcn for nuttevllle. Ciiampoe, Dayton and Lafayette will take, the boat for the above points at Cnnemah. but Storafe will bo Charced on Freight re maining In W'arehousei over'JI hours. r FrelBhtwlll not be received ror shipment arter fi o'clock p. x. J. BRANDT. Jr., E. P. nOOEUS, Gen. fcupt. Gen. Freight and Passonjrcr Asent. 3-Wlf Harper's "Weekly. SPLENDIDLY ILLUBTU.VTE D. N0TICK3 Or THE PTtEtK. Hie "Weekly" is the ablest and most power ful Illustrated periodical published In this country. Its editorials arc scholarly and con vincing, and carry much weight. Its illustra tions of current events are full and fresh, and are prepared bv our best desrsnere. With a circulation of "150,000, the paper is read by at least half a million persons, and Its Influence as an nrjan or opinion is simply tremendous. The "Weekly" maintains a positive position, and cxprees decided views on political and social problems. Louisville Courier-Journal. M'B.SCItIlTIOXS.-lJ73. Terms: ILir.PKK's Wekclv, one year $ i CO. An Extra Copy of either the "Masaxlne," "Weekly," or "Bazar" will b supplied gratis forevery Clnb of Five Subscribers at 81 blfeach at one remittance; or. Six Copies for $20 ou without extra copy. Subscriptions to "Ilarper'.s Magazine," "Weekly" and "Bazar," to one address for ouo year, Sltf 00; or, two of Harper's Periodicals to one address for one year, $7 00. Back Ncmbees can be supplied at any time. The Annual Volumes ofllarper's Weekly," In neat cloth binding, will l sent by express, free of expcne, for 57 u) -ach. A Completa Set. comprising Sixteen Volumer. .sent on re ceipt of cash at the rate of 5 35 ler vol., freight at expense of purchaser. . The postage on "Harper's Weekly" Is twenty cents a year, which must be vaid at the Sub scriber's post-ofllce. Address HARPER A BROTHERS, nS8 New York. Die. il. W. BROWN'S U. S. OREGON CHITTUM BITTr8S. rilHIS BITTERS is the active principle of the X Orejon chittum tree. It possesses Altem- llve, Tonic, iiircatlve and Diuretic properties. It is the ereatest annetizer and blood-Duriflor known In the history of medicine. It is a sura remedy for all Bilious Diseases originating from Inactivity of the liver and bowels. It Is a certain cure for Intermittent and Billons Fe ver, it cures Dyspepsia and all nervous com plaints, besides beini; a nice beveraze: instead of Its weakening and debilitating the system it strengthens aud gives an appetite. When a powerful tonic Is required, there Is nothing- bet ter than the Oregon Chittum Bitters. All classes of pertons, whether male or female, may use the Bitters with a certalaty that It will prevent them from contracting- those dis eases which are -o prevalent in this climate. The Bitter can be found at the CITY DRUG STORE, Tnnililll St , botHoon I'lrst and Second, Portland, Oregon. DR. G. W. BROWN, Sole Proprietor. CIIAS. lAJfOfcET A- CO., Wholesale Druggists, San Francisco, General Agents for the U.S.Oregon Chittum rimers. 3 Iu tr THE OREGON CENTRAL RAILROAD CO. ON AND AFTER SUNDAY. JUNE 8. lSTi, and until further notice, will run Freight and Passenger Trains from PORTLAND TO ST. JOSEPH, Connc-etta at Cornelius with Stages for Forest Grave; at St. Joisph Tor all points South and West I-afayette. McMlnvtlle, Amity, 3Ion moulh, Independence, Bueua Vista and Cor vallls. EE AVE ASBtVE Portland x. K. I St. Josenh. 11:11 A. X. St. Josepli.12!3 A. v. I Portland 1:33 p. M. xVir Passenger received at "Fourth street sid Inr on rlvlnir items! tn tlin train. Freight received at tlio Portland Warehouse and Dock Cc's Wharf.and will not be received lor shipment afters r. M. It. Tllir;it... J. GASTON. Gen'i Sup't. Freight and Passenger Agent. - M GLOVE MANUFACTORY. 1HE UNDERSIGNED. HAVING SECURED . the service of a French GLOVE MAKER, is now prepared to manufacture ail styles of IDIF.S- .VXD fiF.Vri.FJIEV.S KID, FUR, BUCK AND DOGSKIN GLOVES Perfect Flu In? and Latrst Fashions Guaranteed. Also, Glove cleaned, dyed and repaired on short nolhv. C. E. DrBOIS. LADD & TiLTOM, l'onTiAxn, .OREGON NOTICE. OREGON & CALIFORNIA R. R A DAILY SPECIAL EXPRESS TRAIN will commence runnlnz on Sunday. June s. 1HTX between Salom and Portland, stopplne at MUwaukle, Oregon City, Aurora and Ger- . - . K. jiaiein :. A. M. I Portland Mih.". i v . . ....u...4MU M. ruiiem Jafi P. it. a J. BRANDT, Jr., Gen'l Supt. Per. , v. .. tuUTfUHBl T.I VI. II 1 1 .... . ... dress. "c "iiiseuu me article-by eipress to any ad- No onler of this kind will recelv atienllon u,.i. ,i . Send money lu IWofllce ordrr. !? "" ,t" lhe ea'h "utpanles it. ferred. l"-"'"ry rates of currency, or send lraft If pro- All orders promptly attended to. - We sincerely hor Hist n.i. .,... . . business lu Oregon will mei "n, 7 ' nr, which is a uew'f.ature ln th newspaper 'houptolhhilliae hav .m.7i .7... . T "sinrnie from tho many mends or our pape without luomr v,. .i " tUOlTllir.NEW M)ni-iar c unoioc ruu a" .taitvoH I th t,EM,, ". up clubs. Begin before some other non g.t. n. start or you. Siwhtyou can dnr.-j. si..Wvh,T. n'.T OREGON STEAM NAVIGATION CO.'S PAKfiEMGKR hClIK.nrLl "DOATS OF TIIE COMPANY WILL LEAVE 1-oriinini as follows : For Tbe Dalleis : Dally (Sundays excepted) at 5 o'clock A. v. 'or Astoria: Monday, Wednesday and Friday, at x. v. Tor Ualauin hU Olymi'la: Dally (SunJsys excepted) at .. M. v..r MonllrlIa.M-ettMrt A CliUui: Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, at 6 A. V. ror Taeoma find Senttle: Monday, Wednesday and Thursday. S A. X. J'or VIctorlaj Weduesday and Saturday at d a.m. S. G. REED. Vice Presldsnt W. B.CARDVVELL, Phjaiclan mnd Burjfesui. . v o ...nd floor, S. W. corner ThlrdrMorriSu -oruer-room. eu- ,0riVtrES7iwasiw.MiM. ?ut on pnjfeillonsi t - " " DEtllilietl, 1S59. DEPOSITS RECEIVED AND ACCOUNTS kept sulilect to cheek on draft. INTEREST allowed on TIME DEPOSITS or TRUST FUNDS, in sums of ONE DOLLAR AND UPWARDS from date of deposit, MONEY LOANED on approved security. Bonds, Stocks and oilier valuables recelved on deposit for sare keeping. Collections made and proceeds promptly re mlttcil. Investments In Real Estate and other prop erty made lor ptlrtles. Sight and Telecrahie Exchange on San Fran cisco and the Atlantle States for sale. Government Securities boncht and sold. . Axentfor the transaction or all kinds of Fi nancial and Trust Uuslnesi. nl IH OUT OF THE Brick Store, but FIRE AND OUT OF A NOT OUT OF GOODS He can be found at lo. i:Jl lTirt Slveet, In the next bloek below the oM stand, oil tua opposite 'Ide or the street, where I will sell goods at EXTREMELY LOW PRICES For the next two month-. Call StF' body. X-S OBKGOV STEAMSHIP CO.'S STEAMBOATS. Notice. 1-sRiiM A Nil AFTER THUP.S-. j-JPSs. 'C day, May lit, tiie ateamer .CzSSjSSSm E. N. COOEE Will leave Orecon City as follows: On Monday. Tuesday. Thursday and Friday at 8:30 A. M., and ou Wednesday and Saturday at 10 A. M., connecting with steamer DAYTON through to Portland, itcturniug, win i,eave l'orliaud for Oreson City at i P. 31. Passemrers lor LAFAYETTE and all Interme diate places will take the CARS at 8:15 A. M., connecting at Canemnh with steamer Dayton, on Tuesday and Friday of each week. iiirougn iicKcis sold at ineoince oi ine u. t . R. R. Co. at Reduced Rates. All Irelcht bv this llnu delivered to conslirn- ees Free ot Drayase. r rwgni received until 6 P. M. S-ttf J. B, BILES, Agent,