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i. EVARTS,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
Pendleton, Oregon.
OFFICE -In il Court li.tivc
JOHN A, BUYER
A T T O R N E T - A T - L A W,
Pendleton, Oregon.
OFFICE Up iUItj. abort post eat
S. V. KSOX,
A T T O R N E Y- A T- L A W,
Weston, Umatilla. Co., Ogn.
Vi lli practice in &H coorts V ihi State abJ Wuhitf
tsaTemtT S?KiJtiroUartuJtUBi Baslnes
and CtlUetioot.
A. MEACHEN,
Attorney -at-Law sad Notary Public,
Weston, Oregon,
Wi3 pn-ti-x V: aH the Cccr lUtin tte.
6. W. WALKER,
ATTORN EY-AT- LA W, i
Pendleton, Oregon.
'KFICE over tbe new poi once Main .
Refereno- by perral-lon Judge ll."- MrabiD,
3ux J.C. frugotl. Hon.L.rHau. Altasr. P;n.
Til
HAINES & LAWRENCE
ATTORNEYS -AT -LAW,
Baker City, Oregon.
PirtJcckr exteuuoo
jid to baaib ia Baler and
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TURHER & BAILEY,
ATTOEX EYS-AT-LA W.
Pendleton, Oregon.
CuonU orders Twojfct and Ud. Leon arrUlai.
J. H. bluer H t aewUted wuh in aUewcteeicd
wee in lb CSresit Court Is tbe latere.
OFFICE Slain street, oj"poiu the coszt boost.
DR.J.B. LINDSAY,
SURGEON AND DENTIST,
Pendleton, Oregon.
Ssrrerya reciaUy.
E. P. EASAK, M. Di
PHY3ICIAN AND SURGEON,
. Weston, Oregon
OTTICZ On Slain street.
J. M.'PRUETT.M.D.,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
Pendleton, Oregon.
OFFICS IX rticoce.
W, CHcKAY, M. D.,
PHYSICIA17 AND SURGEON,
Pendleton, Oregon.
OFFICE Oppoitc tbe rtndlctoa EouL
W.F.KREfftER, M. D.,
PHYSICIAN . AND SURGEON.
Pendleton, Oregon.
Offer fcU Pftikul senloef U. tU Iti cl
PenJlrtuo sal surrou&dtn? aantry.
OFFICE- At rwliancecattof Court Itaua.
W.WHITGOMBjM.D.,
PHYSICIAN A1?D SURGEON, "1
Pendleton, Oregon.
All d'seues treated lr the lateet and cry lt modes
tar tbe comfort of tfct poUcct.
D8, W. T. WILLIAMSON,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
"Weston, Oregon.
WM attcvJ to UJ etlb, dty or cijtt, widi prompluu.
OFFiW-On ItaSa street, opputlU 1tqs Store.
.Wilson Hotel,
rjmatllla, Orejrou.
-a 38. M. A."WILS0S, roaJCEaLT OF OKLEAI.S,
JU. tos teeated on Front Street L'maHtti. where stee
aceaea a ant ew awn. jwmikw"-"
3al, Hat tieae are eseellfitit, sod tbe UUe wfll U
ImA -in ihn Terr bee' tfae mukrt aKorAe Tnveuere
Wsat reyetifofrtncat thk riaee.
y( yf "Htiprrmrrnft r-"' "r
H. T. HELMBOLD'S
COMPOUND
FLUID EXTRACT
BUCHU!
. PHARMACEUTICAL
A SPECIFIC EEMEDI
For
OF THE
AND
Kidneys
For Debility, Los of Memory, InJUpoii
tion to Exertion or Basin, Sbortueai ot
Brc&tfc, TonUed wiUt Thoogbts of Ducue,
Dime est c Vition, Pain in tLc Back, Cbeet,
and HeJuL Bosh ol Blood to tLc HnuL Tale
Cocntenxnce, and Dry SVin.
If tLcee sjiaptoins are allowed to go on,
Ty freqcently Eptlpitic Fiu and Consump
tion follow. When tte eoattttutioa tcomc
affected it reqnirea the aid of an inTiporatin
medicine to itretigtbea and tone cp tKe sys
tem which
"HELMBOLD'S BUCHU"
DOES IN EVRY CASK
HELMBOLD'S BUCHU !
IS UNEQUALEO!
By any remedy known. It it prxtcribed by
the mott eminent rJivsicians all ortr tha
world, iu
Rheumatism,
SpermatorrlicDa,
Neuralgia,
Nervonsncs,
Dyspepsia,
Indigestion,
Coastipatiou.
Aches and Fains,
General Debility,
Sidney Diseases,
IAver Complaint,
H"ervon Dobility,
Epilep-y.
Head Troubles,
Paralvsis.
Genoral HI Health
Spinal HTsiBSQt,
Sciatica,
DeafasKs,
Decline,
Xiumbago,
Catarrh,
Nervous ComDl'ta.
Female CompIaiatH, etc
Headache, Fain in the Shoo Wen, Cuagh.
Dizzinest, Sosr Stomach, Eruptiona, Bad
Tacte in the Mcath, llalpiUtkm of the Heart,
Pain in the region of t!ie Kidneys, and
thoosand other painfnl jib tarns, are the c&
iprisgsof Dytpepsia.
HELMBOLD'S BUCHU
Invigorates the Stomach.
And cthnulates the torpid Iirtr, Bowels,
and Kidneys to healthy action, in cleansing
the blood of all imparities, aad iintnrtins
new life and vigor to the w WIe system.
A single trial will Le quite snfScie&t to
convince the most hesitating of its valcable
remedial qcalitias.
I
PEICE, SI Per BOTTLE
Or Six Bottles for S5.
Delivered to any address free froa'cbscrra-
tiOTL.
"PaUtaU" may ccnsaltby letter, reocir
ing the same attention as by calling.
Competent Fbysietaus attend to correspond
cats. All letters should be addressed to
H. T. HELMB0LD,
Druggist and Chemist.
Philadelphia, Pa.
caution:
Sea that the Private Proprie
tary Stamp is on oaoh bottle.
SOLD
tcayIS-lr
EVERYWHERE.
Vt'lLUAM EWtHC,
"LAVYER,
Pendleton, i Oregon.
Union Hotel,
I7X ATII.T. A . .... OKEOOK.
pare iiony, pRoinicron.
f rnu unvsr js re nit. vast cosditios for
1 Un rtxJr-n l fuota- Ckn UxU mi rood IsiM
U Ute U4iU4tt tliWUmuf. Uta loinuva at lhcpa
ta eUiated. tears tbe bouat (er PeeeSetco,
weevm. La crawM, UtUon, Htker taty ase aw
. aoTuama.
Rotlicliild & Beau,
Eoeoweon U 3. SOTUCIULD,
X TTOULD ttESrECTTCLLV CALL THE ATTENTION
Y ottiMpuUle tatlidt Urrtly InccvawJ ta4
UtRtHAL MtrtUHAnUlbtl, ho
Which Um tnematd (asdUet a8jrJJ by thWr euca!aa-
At the Yery Lowest Rates.
raeirSt&eJt willeoasist m ksrstofare cl
Dry Goods,
Grroceries,
Hardware,
Gklsa aad Glassware,
BOOTS AND SHOES.
EATS AXD CAPS,
Btc, 33to.f
TLrr tS alsv UV fiemtun hi tmrnt M rUf
lut -tic Uey ioay tc eetrtaUal to tbe Ui ' taw
oatr
Grain and Elides
CfT MAHKtT tn-i
Cash Paid for Vool.
UTAH,
IDAHO & OREGON
STAGE CO.
Will. Leave Ienllulil
Per Umi till every
Tuesday, Thursday,
and Saturday at 6 A.
M.; returning fiom
Umatilla the sanie
days on arrival of
boats freiaTbe Dalles.
Will J.cnvu l'oltdlot on
Daily for The Dalles
via Pilot Rock and
Htppncr, at GP.S!.
WILL LEAVE DAILY
For Walla Walla at
7 A. M ; and for
Boise City at AM.
New CoxtoIteiM. New rtoolc.
Skilled Drivers, and
able perfonnanco of
service on time are
the features of tho ,
Company. FARES
Grwatly Reduced.
Apply to
Lot Livcnnorc. Aaent.
Sailbbury, Hailey Jc Co., Proprietors.
WALLA WALLA
STEAM BAKER"
ESTAbUSIlEO IS IVJ
o. BH.HOHT1'
Kaastaetorer f Bn4. CUVm, IV,
DSffcera. I ire rrocf Haitic-
Xala Stmt. Wll
A Quaker Printer's Proverbs.
Never scttd an article for publication
without giving the editor thy name, for
thy name oftentimes secures publication
to -worthless articles. tJt
'i linn rtAn ncT tirvr -- r fha i aa r
..mwsm. MV .-j w
a printing omco; tor he that answcretfi
the rap sneereth in his sleeve and loseth
tune.
Never do thou loaf
out nor knock
down type, or the boy
love thee as
they do the shade t
leSVesL
Thou shouldst neverfrtsad the copy on
Uie pnntera cases, or uie snarp nu
. . .v . 1 j
i tli i - .1 r l...
nooaeu cuuuiiaur iucicji, vt nu
knock thee down.
Never inquire tf tua editor for news,
for behold it is'his business to give it to
thec at the appointed time without ak-
in? lor it.
It is not right that thou sbouldst ask
him who is the author of an article, for
it is his duty to keep such things unto
himself.
vhen thou dost enter liu omce, tate
heed unto thyself that thou dost not
look at what concerns thee not, for
that is not meet in the sight of good
breecing.
Neither examine thou tio proof-sheet,
for it is not ready to meet thy eyes that
thou raayst understand.
Thou sbouldst not delude thyself with
the thought that thou hast saved
few cents when thou hast secured
a deadhead copy of his aper, for whilst
Uie pnncet will smile and say its all
right he'll never forget your meanueas.
A few lemons and lots of squeezing
cab be found on picnic parties.
The British Parliament.
It coata money to bo clrctol to Parlia
ment iu England. TIjo Ixndon Times
sava in regAni to tlic exjiense: Tbe rec-
ognwetl cxjwnuiiuro nt ine tarn t-nerai
Ultction tan from SI 0.000 to $35,000 a
candidatc in any cont.tel division, and How heavy thexi bnrdens aro soma tie- a "Pinafore" company, and had found j it certainly .applies with peculiar force
it may be taken that the avenge cost to tails taken from a icjort lately issued himself obliged to walk home. Ife ' to the amiable and fhilanthrop gen
a man who htands for a county teat is by the Hungarian minittry will show, wore a blue swallow-tail coat, a Scotch ! tlemen in San Franc'woo, who have just
from 20,000 to t'25,000. It u well I
i it.. i ti... .uriun iiw..t; i
ntid towards thnw tocpensea, but
the
make it ven- difiicult to find a candi-
date to tight
Country gentlemen think
twice lnfore
embarking on a career
which involve- $20,000 or 2f,000 evtry
four or five yran, besides a lirge amount
everv Year. Here Ircislation may and
ought to coma to the assistance of candi
dates. One of tbo great items in a
county election is the conveyance of
vorers. Pavment of traveling expenses
H illegal in lorouglis, but legal in coun
I tie, and candidates are not merely con
strained to provide vehicle within the
. . .
I county tJ bring voters to Uu tolu
they ivhue railroad jriKv-s to non resident
voters all over the Kingdatn. Provid
intr tohicles is bad enough, especially if,
ai ttvently bapjcntM to a candidate iu a
Welsh county, his adversary has been
beforehand to hire all the tlys in the
county, thus forcing him to bring an
amy from Manchester, but railway
passes fosir and develop the tion reu
dent fajot voter. If Parharrent were
serious in the matter, they would make
traveling oxte:isea altogether illegal,
multiplying, if ed l the number of
polling 4actw, and thus effect a double
reform. Rut who dares make the pro
lol t ln!t-vs assented to on both sides
It cannot be passed, and the party mak
tHg it probably sutlers at the next elec
tion.
Why are There Any Uomanled
Women?
Oce of the erateat social preblema of
the day is to explain why thrre are so
maar unmarried vomra who never g"t
curried. Sotae saring that it is owing
to an exco&s in numbers of women over
aen in oe-nseasence of which there are
ftot hubaads enough to go round. This,
however, is disproved bv vtatntic.
Take the world -ihrough, and the figurea
low that there are as many men in it
as tkere are women. u:nrs atinoute
it t the expeasttentss of medern life.
Meet oo not marry because, it is said,
they cannot atfonl to. Vat the fact u,
that no man who truly JoveU a woman
ever hesitated to become engaged to her,
aad eventually raarrr her lcaave of pov
erty, lbere are oolU Mooaetl men, witn
idea of anv feeling for a woman
stronger than languid admiration, who
may W tJetrrred from asming what
they rogard as a burden in the kape of
a wi:e.
UKiesss aswired of a IiVral in
but iik& ate not so calculating.
Otheri, again, attribute the evil to wo-
sen s Usttdi&usntss. Tbey exMt too
Much in a husld&d, and, while waiting
fr an tMaib)e shadow, let the possi
Ue substance throagb their nngrs.
Tks m a kU-1 on tho s-x. As a rale.
they are mo mote f aaodiou than men are.
and an Pet as ntcetUM' as men to
Uat eadtSBtHtent of love which iavsts
ita bict viith every iirrfcction and
revcn . up every fault. & far as mn
and timru theRsselvrA are concerneu,
thry are a prone to tnarriare bow as in
anv tnriol ot I iu- worhls nivtorr.
JevetthelesK, there ar women waiting
for husbands and ii erttiu? them.
They are pn-tty, they are accompluhed,
tbey are aanlrfe, ana wihIct proper
training they would make excellent
wives ami mother; but they never git a
cbaMtt. What scent to be needrj is a
tare thorough method of bringing men
and wtnen into social contact with each
other. Cricket oa the Hearth.
Poor Pompeii
Thouch the victims of the crest erup
tion of esuvius in A. D. 9 lived so
lone aco, they were our fellow creatures
and it is impossible to recall their fate
especially, one might thine, to recall it
on the zpot without a feeling of horror.
Sir William Cell estimated tbe number
of persons who perithed. at 1,300; but
d'lnne recent excavations so many
bodies have been found tuat it teems to
have been greater; and when we consid
er that closely as the inhabitants were
packed, Pompeii wai still but a little
place, the proportion of death appears
larce. it is, oi course, sitisiaciorv to
the antiquary to reflect that the misfor
tunes of Pompeii have been a great gain
to modern know ledge. The manners of
the ancient Romans are better known to
os by what has been discovered here
under the ashei than by all the pictures
or statuca or writings existing elsewhere.
m . .
i tnn hurl lJvn T.t-r twnl Ir r.
boit atJf, lL main, are cn;tfly Df ono
period; but the decorations are remark-
r v. i c.'. r i
I - c. , , . i .
I tll Hnn nf fVii. "TV.m'n Pf ,!
uu.uunu ua uui tut iuc ticscuva iruui
beautiful ..n nnv :n thn
I J I
v.n M irnum e.lp,i, ,
I j
i , a ,
I Study tho Face,
A story is told of a great French ar
tist, which finely illustrates his know!
I edce of human nature, ile was travel-
iDSr in Germany, in entire ignorance of
I its lancuaze and currency. Havinz ob -
I tained some small change for some of
bis French coins ho used to pay drivers
I and others in tne following manner :
Taking a handful of the numismatical
Knedmens from Ins pocket, he counted
I them one by one into his creditor's hands,
kecpins his eyes fixed all tbe time on the
receiver's face. As soon as he twreeived
tbe least twinklo of a smile he took back
ti,e JMt coin!depositcd in his hand and
returned if with the remainder, to his
pursuing this method he had not over
paid for anything.
, "Jennie, what makes you such a bad
cirlP "Well, mamma. God sent vou iust
tho best children He could find and If
I tbey don't suit you I can't help it."
Standing Armies ot Europe.
Tbero can Le little question that the
present prostrate condition of contin
ental trailo is in great measure tine to
the enormous burdens laid on the people
by the military policy of their rulers.
According to tau report (the object of
which is to exhibit the relative weak
.i,;.k i .t.:t.: .1.- i
ness of tho Austro-Hungarian forces
and advocate on addition to them), the
mil i tan strength of Russia consists of
3,046,600 men, of whom 000,000 beloDg
to the reserve and 2,440,800 to the
standing army. The regular army of
Franco comprise l.GSD.OOO soldiers of
all arms ; the territorial army 1,203,00;
total, 2,289,000, to 1 increased in 1852
by the addition of 300,000 reserve men
to 2,723,000. The German owct of
all chmes is represented by 2,001,300
men, of whom l,0i 6,200 belong to the
standing army, 307,200 to the Irtndwehr,
and 620,900 to the reserve. Italy has
an army of 693,000, and a militia of
310,000. In 152, when the reserve
ill number 1,016,200, her total
strength will reach 2,024,200. Auitro-
Hungarv, laussesaing a standing army
of 800,000, a landwehr of 299,318, and
a reserve of 95,000 men; total, 1,174,-
313. The grand total of 11 these forces
amounts to 16,471,918, the standing
armies alone numbering 7.925.0C0. But
it must not be understood that all the
latter are now undet arms , at least half
of tbem are on furlough. They form
the first line, and all would, of course,
be at once called out in the event ot a
reneral war. It is nevertheless true
that the in vat military powers have at
their dupoul 16,000,000 men who have
learned, or who are now learning, the
soldiers art, and are bound to re-enter
the ranks when required. The mind rev
fuses to grasp the fait significance of
these portentous figure, but it may
safely be aiSrraed that, so long as these
bloated armaments are lUtTeml to exist
Europe can count neither on
commercial propenty nor on a long con
tmuance of peace.
Kindred Crimss.
A phvHcitns life has swner been suf-
fered to be cast among beds of rosea, but
if, to ordinary fatigue and care, expos
ure to the ballets of dissatisfied patients.
it is to be added, its natural drawbacks
will be matenanv sreater. e suppose
there are very few physicians in good
jtractice who do net leave a train of u n-
cured patients behind them, many of
wbom wi'I ascribe their miladies to the
physician s lack of skill. The county
hwrital must be an especially fertile
field for practice with uasstisfactorv re-
practice
suits. Many of the wrecks of humanity
gathered there are incurable, and others
are of a temperament and character ef
miad which defy svccrsafsl treatment.
It follows that if an Bare red bosrital
patient may reranl unsacccsMsI treat
ment as a sumcient cause for inning, a
physician who hit had a vear or two of
experience ia that exceil-nt public insti
tution would not be ceasuered a profit
able risk by a life istMi ranee company.
Attempts to take lifo oa trivial provo
cation are al&rraiagty frequeat, An ex
cited individual constitutes MmseJt or
herself a judge of hsser hrown wrongs,
and with apparently little fiar of un-
deaxant enncequenem, prooeeds upon
the work of murder. Of course an in
sane person cannot be held responsible
for his actions, but society owes it to its
members not to tempt unhinged intel
lects to crime bv its failure to punish
criminals who cannot plead insanity 'as
an excae for tnetr uenance of law.
There can be no doubt but weak aad
partially deranged mimic are infisnced
by the events whiaa take puce- around
them. Evtry escape of a murderer,
through legal technicalities, has a ten
dency to mate disordered, but no re
ally irresponxibie oinds, to a similar de
fiance of law. The slow and uncertain
action of law, in cava where tbe accused
has money or friends. Las shorn the
statute of half its terrors. When pre
dictions are coolly made that a clearly
established crime will not be punished,
the way to mun'cr is nude easy. Pub
lic opinion which tolerates a loose and
cavr administration of law, is riartialtv
responsible for these unprovoked attacks
on life or reputation.
The Unfair Sex.
A correspondent of a London paper,
who avows himeif a "Lover of the un
fair sex," contends that the proper study
of womankind is man ; and that inas
much as the activo business of life has
been and, therefore as one may fairly
infer always will be performed bv
men. the best thinz that women who
wish to play a part in the world to do,
will bo to bring intelligent and sympa-
thetic influence to bear upon such men
as may be fortunate or unfortunate
a. m
enough to find themselves within their
reach. Ho is at a loss to understand
what the self emancipating women of
the last few years have really been aim
ing at. Art and poetry have always,
from the time of Sappho until now,
formed one of the provinces of women's
activity; and although the cultivation
of literature may, tike everything else.
be carried to excess, it is better that
woman should devote hcrrclf to the lib-
I eral arts, which have proverbially a
I softenine effect on the character, than
1 to those dryer studies in which she has
I so seldom distintniished herelf, and
I which have not. as a rule, the effect of
I rendenn? her ordinary conversation
moro agreeabte. The artirtic woman,
this croaker adds, is often charniinc
Tho literary woman may or mar not be
a boro. But tho scientific woman is nl
most always a bore.
That was a wise colored man who, in
. . it., t. : r .
SDCaKing OI mo uamuuua mi uai i iru
people, said : "Dat ar1 pends altogedder
tow dcy enjoy demselvcs.
Little girl," said the kind hearted
old lady, attracted by tho angelic child,
'T unit make you a tiresent nr n fm
Which will you have, this tea-set or this
dolir "Both of 'cm the simple
child.
A Man of Art.
lie was a long, attenuated individual,
with a goatee reaching half way to his
breast. He carried a cane in one hand
and a valixo in tho other. He looked as
though he had been traveling West with
kilt, and a pair of rubber boots, and had j
on two white neckties, probably to keep
i t.t i
mm warm, lie entereu a well Known
art store and said : "I triih to bee" !
t r Ml
4 We don't allow beggars In here ' ,
cried the clerk in stentorian tones, "and i
you'd better move on." j
I am a a connotaure, r. I liave
just arrived from Europe, sirl I am !
the Count Haragofarago, and I want to '
see some ot your pictures. oir. that
one over there," he said, pointing to a '
farm yard scene, "is all wrong ; the at-'
mosphere on tho hen coop is loo light to
harmomze with the sky behind it. lte
man who painted that was no coicrist.
He must have been a shoemaker who ,
was too laxy to work at his trada." This
stjle of Count-joannes criticism pleased ,
the bystanders contiderably, and they
a S s .
ciowdeu around to annt in tis svi-
lables. "And then," he continued, as
he loosened one of hit nectiet so that he
wouldn't hare to reach down his throat
and pull the words up, iost look .t
that pump ! ft looks mote like a dys-
prptic smokehouse than anything else,
All the passion eems to be conttjitrated
at the ban-lie. Now, the passion of a
irtsttjp hould bemoreevenl distributed,
There ought to be some thrown, off the
tpout for the sake of spontaneity. And
juit gaze on the ghusmr which illumi-
nates that cow, and look at tbe dreami-
neas of that rail fence."
You will have to stop those remarks,"
satd the attendant.
"That proves vou are a fraud," cried
tha connoisure loudly, "that proves joe
ar a fraud. If your pictures can't
stand honest critidsm what rood are
they t Now, there's a picture which by
the catalogue is a marine view. It is
good you have catalogue; it esabiea
people to distuuuuh ortraiU from bat-' aa thro puts and atatesmes utmt hecc
Ue pictures. Why, I'd like to paint forth be to educate and deveicp czr
Iirtures for you myself, trad they would
sell too. Ail vou have to do to mase a
picture sell is to Ere a broth or two of
red paint at it, and make it look, like a
bjtch. Then it will bring thousands,
Every bruth full of paint increaies the
value of the work fifty per cent." By
this time quite a crowd had congregated,
I aad the find opened hii vaboe ; took out
la package and commenced : "Ladies 1
I and gentlemen, this is tie great and only i
I Allirobo iitddiedvdoEO lor tbe teetn. it
j is purely vegetable, and I am the maker.
lit is perfectly free from all deleteriocs
ingredients"
"Gel out of here," broke ia the clerk,
savagely.
"Aia tI gota right to mate a firing I
Ain't I cot a right to come here where
fashionable people are I Did roe ever
save a tooth from decay with, your
beastly daubs I Did you P "
-No bet" attempted the clerk.
"Well, then, I am more useful to so -
ciety than you are; I am an acquisitioa.
You are onlv a sentimental attachment.
Now. Ill telLvou what Hi da. Ill
rasteh mv tooth pat arainst veur pic- taat janciaanag rasian- o: Keen cnu
tures for'a big stake, and" well "let some rolliekiag hussar bitter poHucal
patent medicine fieai to put up the , aaure.uproarietts fua, and genial wit,
monev. It will beat a boat race all bi&, under the suggestive ttle of
hollow." NcctM AmbrostSTtse; gained for the
"Move oa cried the clerk in tones magaa1 fame aad moaey-
of disgust. It was th rare aerit of John Blackwood
"Won't vou make tbe match P . tnat bofcliBg the gjorious old Maga faith,
"No! Get out." 1 , ful to tLc iraSubsi of iu party anccstrr-
"Well, I wouldn't come to terms with he nevertheless was able to soften the
you now for thousands," and he gathered ! asperity of the once fiery polemic spirit
himself up, and walked out with a crest- j of the Journal, and to- add to the spark
fallen air. Half an hoar later he was hag iirHhaccy of its original cLxrsctfr
sitting in a park sucking the end of his ; a. depth cf .thought and a breadth ot
cane, and looking as glum as an under- critical tone, which have served to keep
takers wagon ia a saow storm. ; the magazine steadily abreast with its
. fresher land taorer modern rivals. Mr,
Concerning Honors to Splea Black ocd deserves, like his contexapor-
i ary fellow editor, Mr. McYey Napier,
Mr. Cvrus W. Field has dedicated a . the thanks of the literary work! for the
memorial stone to the memory of Andre,
It marks the place of his execution and
burial. It was uncovered at noon, Oc
tober 2, ax nearly as possible at the same
Lour that Andre was hanged. Bet few
persons were present, and not a vord
ras spoken by anyone.
The remains of 3IV Andre repose
tiith the illustrious dead in Westminster
Aobey. They were exkussed and car -
ried to England in 1821 by tbe Duke of
York, who was sent over by tho British
gorernment (or that purpose. I
We arc glvl Uiat this monument has
beca erected. It indicates the strength -
ening ami a triumph of the nobler seati-
meats of wiliratioa and a decline of the
intensity of international prrjudice.
And it is especially fitdng that Mr.
Cvrus W. Field, to whom wo so largely
owe that grandest ot uauyin,? agencies
among nations, the intercontinental tele-
graph, should have carried out the spirit
of this great work, by doing honor to the
I r s- a. . - Ae.
memory ot an enesuy oi ua ctuuw,
which has been tspecially odious for these
I hundrtd years. To be Bure, Andre was
hanged, but that was merely one ot the
chances of war. Washington would
have been hanged also, if the luck of
war had run differently. Is it not tiaie
to begin to judge of the merits of men
independently of the casualities that
happen to befall them 1 We should be
sorry not to go behind the gallows, the
cross and the axe, in estimating the char
acter of their victims.
But another aspect cf the matter is
noteworthy; Mr. Field is reported to
have said that, if he were granted per
mission, he would erect a monument to
the memory of Nathan Hale, tbe Amer
ican spy, who was huaged in the public
grounds near Hamilton Park in this
city. It would hava beta especially
graceful if Deau Stanley had reciprocat
ed Mr. Field's generosity by taking the
initiative as an Eoglishaian in doing
. i nvm.
honor to the memory of Hale. But
l .v. . t n. y:
L, tho WQCaaloa aonument was
deserved. No one will deny that the
vniint American who pave his life for
hii country, aad only Unvoted that he
had but one to give, wull deserves-a
monument Popular Science Monthly.
The Chinese bill $1 per doien.
Multiplying Paupera.
Sydney Smith onco defined love a-i
"an insane desire on the fort of ono
man to provide for another man's daugh
ter." And though the J-atire may noV
be atrietly applicable as he intended it,
formed themselves into an immigration
association, and propose
r : ... ....n.. t
to send
circulars una iMijaitr
Eastern States and to
- t t ...1-T..1.-
to the
Enrope
inviting
immigration
to this State,
According to all account; tbero
are still quite a number of able bodied
men in San rrartctaco, who profess therr-
selves unable to obtaia work, and with
their families are livieg on the chanty
of others., niuifi lhis is the case, it
would certainly Int.- well to spend all the
money that can hs spared in furnishing
work and food fcr these before under-
taking to care for tht paupers of Lou.
don and New York". Really valuable
imuitgranU can onlv be attracted to
State which can guarantee absolute
security to property and are free from
those hordes of idle, insolent agitators
. .
that are continually threatenintr uause
tire torch ar.daL4.-Liudcc.cn nxdtix tLtir
wild demnch are-irranttil It is wW
to invite men ot' small capital and
abundait enenrv, who are seekinv
a locality in watch they can mske
a heme, and in whkk the pronti
ot their energy and industry vrin be se
cure, to a State that H cursed by Kesr
nevism and its attendant evik. And vet
thete are the onlv ma that are needed
in California. We hive enough and to
spare ef the ignorant and ill developed
laoorers and operatives 61 Europe,
They know nothing of free institutions
their only idea of liberty k ravin? op-
txmUoa to the GorrsaiR'. however
liberal and cnghUncd may be the pol-
icy of the auunisrratiwt aad to units
seek to California, r aav ether State in
the Union, s strapfy to iscrease the
, dangeroes ekmenta of the popuktkn,
and add to the already iaatnst peril ot
! the Repaelic. Tie aia of ill treepc-
present irncrant aa4 decreed daai
. into perfe;t mental aad parties! heaiLh,
aad until this Is atar, th-se sehaes to
prcatote imaigratMa are only to Le re
carded as detnmeatal to the best inter-
csts of -the Axserican treocJa Saa Jose
; Herald,
' '
The cable aunoeaees the defrtit of Jbha
Blackwood, the faaows Eicfcerg peb
irsher aad editor of te eetebrated tsara-
riaewt53s.i.tie farnly For
thirty-three years he heii this important
postuon. Te c-Jefenty of the aagazme
u e-exteaMTe ute .r-ngiisa sf-eacmg
; --- aj i- y in ptocrc-r w its
; special cesu, so it as reeuiae-r sraiast
; the vsdssirudts 'of aore than a hal
j aiary a icaamg pwer m tae wrxn
j f popelsr Httratare. Is cos tnbu tors
j Lave leen era f tae hiskest library
' P, historians, paihriers.
i noveiuts, aau arts ot aiga reriown.
: jeaaersam ste laimitaw
. Chratorjher North, it give to the world
e - . e . -
j wonderful sJ- ill, tact and enterprise which
; he-maintsined for so Ion? a term of years,
- 1 ia supnlviaj the British reading pubic
j with mental pabulum renerallv high
j toned, elevating and inspiring much
! of it of the Very first order of literary
merit lie died honored aad beloved
: aaud&nhfs life fcng friends, aad in tha
.city which Liswlsbors- hjr served to
; render illustrious
j
J A Lonely College
Aliddiebsry Couog errsont, has
1 good buildings, an excellent faculty, but
j not a .single student. A member of ens
; cl us kicked a foot-ball in a. forbidden
j locality, and amemberof another class
carried a cane to chapel, which is also
prohibited. Thereupon the faculty re-
dueed the college standing of the con
tumacious students. At once all the
classes unanimously absented thmiclvej
from. coUrgai. axereisea. "and repudiated
1 II . . j: i: . rr'l . r . S V V -
wucj; uisciiuc8. xne xacui;y aecuneu
to make any concessions aad ordsred
I them, home, not to return until they
j were prepared to make ample apologies
and to submit to whatever punishment
the faculty should see fit to indict.
This order was also ignored by tho
students, who, with the approbation of
their friends and parent, axe making
arrangements to enter other institution.
At One time, tio faculty, and again, the
students .are .at. fyalt in the conduct
whirK 'leads- to college rebellions. If
students desire never to be treated as
foolish and unruly chuuren they must
always act as reasonably discreet men.
On the other hand, in some instances, it
seems impossible for instructors, who
perhaps began their professional lives in
a primary school, to ever remember that
a student may cease to bo a child. In
the cato under consideration it certainly
secaii tint the trival case and fet-ball
incidents must have been supplemented
by a very injudicious management or
the situation by the faculty to hava
induced such a wholesale revolt of all
tho student, sustained by their parents
and guardians.
In Iowa the second wife of a man
who was about to Le hanged was sup
plicating for Lis life while he was beg
ging to see the picture of his first wife.