ai
rith Fire
uat more tlian
. 0 xxl wife, who is
.j.uve to all that is gross
jd, it is tho habit some has-
baauSTite.o o using profane language
ln-gpUr iiomcs. In many cases this
is mere thoughtlessness oa the part of
the good man who never gives a
thought to tho finer sensibilities of his
better-half, and oven should sho mildly
remonstrate, ho pays no attention to tho
rebuke.
"Wo havft just had a caso in point,
which happened in one of the thriving
Missouri cities on tho banks of the
Mississippi, which the ladies of George
town should know something about.
JL lady whose husband was addicted
to the bad practices wo have alluded to,
came to her family physician, laid her
nt3T&Qces oxore nun ana saia:
"Now, Doctor N., won't you remon
strate with him, and trv to break him
of this habit t I know ho will listen to
you."
"Why, madam," said the doctor, "he
would pay no attention to anything I
could say to H, but as you have come
to me, although somewhat out of my
line, I will recommend a prescription
to be administered by you that will
oert&inly cure him. It is an infallible
remedv."
"Oh, what is it, doctor V
"Well, when John comes home again
and swears, do vou swear back at him.
Of course I don't want you to take the
name of the Lord in vain, but d n
things a little for his benefit."
"Doctor, for the sako of final result,
ni do it."
And she did.
The next dav John came in and in
Quired whether dinner was readr, and
was told it was not.
"WelL whv the d I isn't itT said
he.
"Betause," she coollv replied, "the
wood was so d n wet the fire wouldn't
burn!
"Whv, Mary, what is the matter with
you are vou crazv or have vou been
drinking P
'Oseither, she said, and quietly pro
ceeded to put on the dinner.
The beef didn't melt like butter be
tween the teeth it rather resisted all
efforts at mastication like so much
India rubber, and finally John blurted
out:
"What makes Una d n beet so in
femal touch V
Mary looked up archlv and replied:
"Well, John, I suppose yoa went down
to the butcher's, and without knwing
the difference jacked out a piece of some
d n old stag that hailn t been fed for
month."
John jumped up, looked at his wife
dismav and wanted to know what
ih language from her lips meant
It means just this, John; vou are the
of the family, and just-as long as
ink it manly to swear in my pres
1 intend to do tne same. It you
don't like to hear it, you know how to
prevent it
The euro was radical, and to this date
ifttfy has never been compelled to ad
minister another dose of Dr. X.'s pro
scription. Colorado 1 Liner.
Postscripts.
We wonder if the big, noble, generous,
chuckle-headed public, as it drops its
weekly tears ovr this department, ever
reflects on the daily aggravations which
fall to the lot of the unfortunate who
fills the role of comedian oa the staff of
a large journal Here are a few:
To be invited out to solemn dinners
in the anticipation that yon will say
"something fanny" every time you open
your mouth, and have your host appear
personally affronted at your consequent
sepulchral silence, and to act as though
deeply disappointed if you don't stand
oa your head in the midst of the oyster
KTHllg
To have everybody stop talking, and
prepare to grin every time you ask for
the butter.
To have every other man you meet
buttonhole you on the street corner, and
tell you some excruciatingly funny thing
that happened him in a street car the
day before.
To have every pompous fatwit on
whom you have conferred the honor of a
little good natured advertising make a
solemn row about it to the Managing
Editor.
To have every elderly married woman
you know tell you all the clever things
her little Johnny has said for the past
year, and suggest that yon put them in
next week's paper.
To have all the girls you get spoony
on, laugh at your most tender avowals,,
and say, I declare, Mr. Dodd, you are to
droll for anything."
To be badgered to take part in all the
parlor theatricals and charade parties
going, as if there was anything fanny
about them.
To have all the "rising vounz drama
tists" which means nearly every young
person you know beg you 'ust to touch
up the comic business in the "Vampire's
Bevenge," in your peculiar style, you
know."
To be constantly asked to drink with
strangers as a sort of local side show,
and hear your introducer whisper,
"Just you listen now, and ni draw
him out"
To look sad over the death of some
intimate friend, and to have every one
think it an excellent joke.
And finally to have every body be
lievs that tho absurd thing you write
are an exact reflex of your moral and
mental status, and that you are the
most trifling, unreliable sarcastic and
generally visionary person on the face
of the earth.
If anybody deserves well of the sweet
by and by, it is the modern humorist
There is nothing funny about the fact,
but it's true.
The painter Z has a comical little
servant ' The other day Madame Z
scolded her for being away all day.
"Madame does not know," replied the
ingenaous 'soubrcttc, "that Monsieur
ordered mc to go to the sialon and remain
alldayT "What fori" "To be a crowd in
front of hk picturel"
English vs. American.
To ourselves Americans arc what we
are to the continental countries; they are
the only foreigners who come among us
as visitors and tourists, inoro or less
ajurt from business purposes. Wo hay
"foreigners with special intention. In
spite of all tho continental rubbUli of
mblic dinners about our commumtv cf
blood and lauguagi there are hardly two
civilized nations farther apart in all
essentials than tho United States and
tho United Kingdom; no two nations
are more ready to take ill-natured note
of ono another's faults and follies, and to
observe each other through the yellow
instead of tho rose-colored lens of the
spectacles. Only with us, in individual
cases, a tmsion for all things American
is by no means uncommon; wiulo to find
ono of our cousins-german (very particu
larly German, "with a strong dash of
Irish mixture) who returns tho compli
ment is so rare as to be practically a
thing unknown.
Perhaps what seemed to us (entirelr
from our point of view) the most char
acteristic American illusion is their im
movable belief that every Englishman,
without exception, is an insular, conserva
tive creature, who can never escape from
a fixed groove of thoughts and ways, but
who despises all thoughts and ways that
arc not his own; while the American is an
open-minned cosmopolitan. Acting upon
this principle, scarcely any American
scruples to find fault with everything
he or the finds here in such a wav as to
push candor between the bounds of po
liteness, and to set down the very mild
est attempt at defense or apology as the
stiff-necked stubbornness of a man who
lives on an island. On the other hand,
if an Englishman presumes to find fault
with anything American, from morals to
manners, from marrisjTis and murder to
close stoves, that is to set down to the
same stiff-necked insularity at least, if
not to a purpose of intentional insult;
so that in an American is cosmopolitan
candor is held to be boorish stupidity in
an Englishman. Sauce for the goose is
by no means sauce for the rander. It
is the commonest thing to hear Ameri
cans dilate upon the discomforts, incon
veniences, stupidities and so forth, for
the sake of which thov have foregone
the civiliration of New York and Paris.
inev expect us to acquiesce witnoat a
question. But woe to the Englishman,
whether in his country or their own,
who ventures to suggest, however,
timidly and politely, toat a so
journ in a London hotel, broken by a
dutv-pilgrimage to Stratford-upon-Avon,
in company with a predetermination to
draw unfavorable comparisons, is not the
way to know us through and tbrosgk.
He will be set down as a blockhead and
a boor in short, as an Englishman.
But worse will be the woe to him if he
lets drop a hint that he actually prefers
his own native country to any other, or
that any sort of aristocracy is better
than mero plutocracy, or that there is no
tyranny like that of a majority, or that
the Engliih language is not extinct
among us, or that American humor is a
little hackneyed, or that there Is a
slightly provincial air of too wholly
mutual admiration about the culture of
Boston in these and a thousand other
cases he will most assuredly raise a
tempest For, odd as it may seem,
while we in cur hearts care exceedingly
little, if anything at all, what Americans
think about us, those intensely clever
and cultivated people care a great deal
about what is thought about them by
our own stupid selves. If it be true
that we have the masculine vanity of
selfasmtent, in spite of our absurd
national habit of self-depreciation, they
certainly display the feminine vanity of
being discontented if they are not openly
admired.
In effect, despite mutual flatteries in
books and speeches, the typical Ameri
can looks upon the typical Englishman
as narrow-minded, prejudiced, credulous
and conceited; the typical Englishman
returns the compliment by thinking the
typical American conceited, credulous,
prejudiced and narrow-minded. The
balance is hard to strike; it is possible
that both may be a little right and both
a little wrong. But one thing is certain.
A certain quality, no doubt learned in
Paris, makes the typical American
proclaim his belief both in and out of
season; an insular shyness of giving of
fense is apt to tie the Englishman's
tongue. Perhaps it might be as well,
for mutual comprehension's sake, if the
Englishman could learn a little more
courage and the American a little more
courtesy. London Mayfair.
How the Women Were Saved
at Beaufort.
A Beaufort, X. C, correspondent of
the Xew York Herald famishes an ac
count of the saving of the female guests
of the Atlantic Hotel, in that town,
which was entirely destroyed by the
great storm. At 5 o'clock in the morn
ing the guests commenced to leave the
doomed building, and at that time the
bridge connecting the hotel with the
billiard room was a wreck, tho wares
beating from two to three feet above the
walk. The male guestn, with the help
of the good citizens of the town, secured
the walk with ropes and commenced to
save tho women. The first lady to be
carried out was Miss Gales, of Baleigh,
X. C, daughter of the late Scaton
Gales, about thirteen years old. Two
gentlemen would take charge of a lady,
and together they would under the
most perilous circumstances, the wind
blowing a gale and the waves dashing
with the utmost fury against them
make their way to the billiard saloon,
and then the ladies would go through to
be received at tho northern door by two
more gentlemen, who were up to their
waists in water, and thence they would
be taken to terra firma. Nearly three
fourths of tho guests were either ladies
or children. The children were nearly
all saved by a colored boatman named
James Davis, and Jim tells with great
gusto that Governor Jarvis has promised
that he shall never go to the penitentiary
as long as he is Governor. There is not
a relic of tho building left, except the
remains of o:ie chimney, and that is not
three loot above the ground.
Mra. Governor Sprague.
Mrs. Spraguo is by no tneAiw tho
beautiful woman she used to be. Sho
must bo now not far from forty-five years
old, although she looks much younger.
Sho is medium height, say fivo feet four
or fivo inches, and of very regular fea
tures. Her hair is a dark auburn, wave
a little, and is voiy abundant Her com
plexion is, of course, fair, and her eyes
aro dark. Her mouth is pretty and full
of white, regular teeth. Sho used to be
rather thin, but age is filling her up a
little. Her weight, I bhould think about
140. Her hands aro vet v svmmotrical,
and in public are always incased in white
kids, faultless in maka and fit about
six buttons. &ue is always neatly,
scrupulously and richly dressed. When
she was at tho head of the bpntgue man
sion, on the conior of E and Sixth streets
there was not in the whole city a woman
so handsome, and she lived in the most
elegant and fashionable manner. Her
father was Chief Justice, her husband a
Senator in Congress and counted the
richest man in either body, and she had
a younger unmarried sister. Her house,
a large double brick building, now used
as a boarding hcuse, was luxuriously
furnished, and she had curriaw and
livened seivantc in confusing array.
When she wont to the theatre, which
was rare, no queen ever created more of
a sensation. Her toilets were the envy
cf the town, and her beauty and hor man
ner drove Itoth ladies and gentlemen,
though from different motive, wild.
Her father and sister resided with her.
Her sister, a pleasant little body with a
tumed-up noe, was, I believe, married
from the Sixth street house.
It is a mistake to suppose that Mrs.
Sprague has over held a leading place
in society here. As the daughter of an
honored Chief J Hit ice, the il"e of aa
Ex-Governor, Senator and millionaire,
and the possessor of unusual mental and
physical attractions, she was admitted
and went largely into society, but except
with gentlemen, was ncrer a favorite,
and by many was regarded with some
thing akia to aversion and distrust
Her surroandiags were Mick a to forbad
anything like a slight txaog ofeml her;
but there is no question of the fact that
her positioa here ha al ways been re
garded, in a c-irt.Mn set, at ksuC, as not
an assured one. It is said that th di-
like of Mrs. Spntgue to her ha-thand was
first made taamfet at the ubm of the
terribly aUsard ilasoo 1m mi! in ad
dressiDS tne cnate same rears sumc. i
a speech prepared by tho hosoomm IVt
v
iialsteil. She wu proseat at Um titae,
and is said to have been highiv indig
nant at his failure, a&d to have exprnwod
her disgust ir no raeassred teno The
wound then created has never tinew be
healed. Washington Sfecial t liiiU
delphia Times.
Exasperating Icterlopor3
The dub interloper w look npaa x
being utterly abandoaed aad beyond the
pala of human sympathy. He is ever
on the watch to swoop down npon any
pair of his acquaintances who may appear
to be enjoying each other's society, aad
his business in life is to rmke three
where two were company. Nobody fre
quents the club more constantly than he;
nobody i there more detestcl; nobody
knows more of its members, and nobody
is a greater scandalmonger. There are
few occasions on waich an interloper is
a worse pest than when we are making,
orendeavoring to make, a bargia. There
arc certain businesses which we like to
conduct in private, aad bargaining is one
of them. An ititni'inn on sach occa
sions is apt to stop tho transaction for
the time being, and largaina, once sus
pended, are not always renewed. Wire
are often interlopers of a very pro
nounced type. They will persist ia
putting in their words when their hut
bands are tolling stone. They are
generally as well, or eren better ac
quainted with the facts than the narrator
and, with the characteristic feminine
partiality to trifle?, they cannot endure !
that the slightest details of the stories
should be passed over. If polities or
theology form the subject of discussion,
they fly to the rcscuo when they fancy
that their lords arc flinching from the
battle, and refuse all quarter or compro
mise when it is offered by the enemy.
Wives rush in where husbands fear to
trend.
How many quarrels would 1e made
up were it not for interlopers ? It Feme
times happens that men who have cut
each other on some foolish pretext, for
months and years, find themselves stand
ing close to each other in society, and
are on the point of swallowing their
pride and shaking hands, when an idle
fellow begins a conversation with one of
them, and the opportunity is gone, per
haps never to letum. Again, how many
marriages are prevented by interlopers.
An interrupted proposal is not always
continued. An innocent person entering
a room in order to write a note may
spoil all by appearing at the critical
moment; and even a servant with a coal
box has been known to put to flight a
nervous suitor. Indeed, servants are
much given to interloping. If a wife is
to be consulted, a child scolded, or an
awkward question broached, an over
zealous domestic is sure to become inter
ested in tho condition of tho drawing
room fire, or commence preparations for
afternoon tea. Hut on what trifles im
portant matters depend. We remember
a boy losing his fine estate by jumping
over the flowerbed of a relative. Satr
urday Heview, August 2d.
The modem lore for flowers in fash
ionable London society is attaining the
proportions of a mania. A splendid pro
fusion of the fairest gifts of Flora is
visiolo wherever society congregates.
On the hymeneal altar and on the din
ner table, on the ball room staircase and
in the palace vestibule, in the button
hole of the dandy and on tho shoulder
of beauty, in bouquets at operas and
theaters and on wreaths and crosses, tho
lid of tho coffin and the verge of tho
tomb, flowers arc generally present It
is a very street, tendor and beautiful
usage, and is probably n remarkably
gool thing on tho way of business for
the fashionable florists.
rAClFJCWAST.
Fatal rrttd.
Reno, Sept. 1. A. quarrel has existed for
a couple of months between Harry Chapman,
agent and operator at Hot Spring station
ou the Central Tarinc ndlrorJ, and Follej,
section foreman. They had a fight two
week ago and Chapman Rot whipped. Pol
icy vu in Wadsworth yesterday and bought
a shotgun, two revolvers and a bowie knife.
He went home on freight train No. 6, pretty
drunk, and said to sevend parties that he
was going to kill Chapmau. He got off the
train anil wept to abating Chspmtn in a vtl
lainous manner, and when Sirs. Chapman
stepped ont of the home ha began to black
guard her, whereupon Chapman ordered
him ont of his ofSee. He refuted to go, and
Chapman shot hits dead.
Klnze tlobbrry anl Murder.
Nrrani. Cal., Sept 1. The Moore's Flat
stage in coming into this city, was robbed
within three miles of Nevada City at one
o'clock this afternoon. VT. F. Camming,
banker at Mooro Flat was on board with a
bar of gold valued at $7,000. He resitted,
and while he had one of the robbers down,
another shot Lira through the heaJ, killing
htm instantly. A large body of men started
Mt immediately in pursuit of the robbers,
bat as yet with no sneers. A reward of
$3,100 is offered for their arrest.
Burned ( Dealt.
Last evening Mrs. Lowney, residing at
716 Clementina street while in the water
closet, stepped on a match, set her clothes
ca fire, and was so severely burned that she
died this morning.
More HhosUaz
Sax Faxxcuco, Sept. 2. Geo. Schwartz.
well known s a political manipulator, and
the proprietor of a cigar store on ilontcora
cry, between California and Fine streets,
was shot in his place of business about 11
o elect, by Dudley Haskell, a young man
employed in the law ofSeoot Latimer
Morrow.
Oat of numerous rumors regarding the
shooting of George Schwartz, and the causes
leading to it the following seems most aa
thentk : Haskell was at a meeting ad
dressed by Jodg Terry last night at B'nai
Brith Hall and occupied a seat besids
Scawartx. He claims that he had bo ae
q&aiataare with Schwartz. At certain
petnts of Terry's speech Haskell applauded,
which oecasiened the passage of some rnde
remarks between him and Schwartz, in the
coarse of which he called hlra a son of a
b and invited him ont to flsht. Hxt-
kcit declined, but said that he would lead
hiss Lit card in the morning. To-day he
walked into Schwartz's place of bcai&esa
aad said in eSTeet: "You are now cooler
than yoa were last night and, I thint, ready
to admit that you were wrong and ready to
rrtrart yocr language." Schwartz refcaed.
aytog that he had nothing to retract, and
both drew ratals Schwartz's pistol
sstopped and Hatkeu missed his aim.
c-v. ...... . .i,.!-. .v.
I asd is tbe art reecired a second shot in tht
; bdc "c hi-
-o "iso ooow or U4ws mv .voeooo
Ukiir. MecJociae cou&tv, Sept. 4.
, Craela e taken tram a constable at
WilUta last rugbi atxl hsa bj a mob. These
bmb vece ntoJcr arrest far Lxreeaj el a
saddle aai a nse bsraesi. Itsser has it
tbat amasT tbiBft hare coma up ralificg
lately, aad these parties bare been sms
peeted. EKjab Frost was the sen o( EHsh
Frost vho was kHIed sose jeaxs ago la a
skooUafi scrape vith the Coats bojc He
had be-a oat eJ State's prisaa aWal eisht
iBoaths. LiTicg been sent there from lied
DIcSs (or bene stealisz.
CallUrala QtUan.
Six Yikxcnco. Sept. 4. Up to G P. il .
retsra frea prt-ri&cts la the i&terier ia
-vkieh the eoa&t Is complete, staad as fal
lows Persies, 13.1C; Glean. 15.T23; VThite,
19.133. Theso firares icclcde retur&s from
all scati except half a dozen small enllj-
lain oout-
lag oae. and comprise two-afthi of the Utal
voteosuldetheeity. The large towns of Oak-
Iisd.SacraBento.Stoektoa.LosAnjsIes.Saa
the foltowim; effect' Saa Jose, 2S0 tJsr
alitj far Parkias; OakUrd.07er 1.000 plsral. I
itj, Sicraaiecto. 1.S00; Los AcIee. White )
leadta;, reruns aad Glens abost ctss. set
f tr behind. AH retsres po to emphasixo the
prtrtoss report that the lUpublicacs hate
elected the entire State ticket by s plurality 1
of probably not Us. than 15.0W. Paje aad
Paeheeo are elecUd to Congress and proba
bly McKe&sa. The contest is doubt! al be
tween Datis and Darbosr. Kalloeh. for
mayor, retains a alight led of Flint, and the
probabilities as to the remainder of the city
ticket are unchanged from previous advice.
It is pouiWe that the vorkingaca may elect
soae of the supsrrisors and school directors ;
bet nothing definite can be stated oa that
point. Advices regardim; the lrsislstiTt
tickets are very rseegre, bat seesi to indi
cate that the Btpablicaas will hare a major
ity. TImo to Marry.
"Maid Deb" asks is it right for girls
to marry as young as eighteen years of
age. Love and marriage arc the only
normal conditions in life, and if circum
stances favor marriage at this age, in
preference to long engagements, I think
it should be consummated. I as mar
ried at the age of eighteen, and know I
could never have been happier had I
waited longer. There are many advan
tages in favor of early marriage, one of
which is, that persons while young pos
sess a more elastic disposition that will
more readily yield to influences through
which means the will of each is involun
tarily moulded in conformity to the
other in perfect unanimity. There must
be mutual co-operation and lote to in
sure true- happiness, which is tho essen
tial property in wedded life. Marriage
is a solemn compact, and should only be
entered into calmy, deliberately, with a
determination to make home the happi
est place on earth, as where can happi
ness bo found if not at one's own fire
side. We frequently see mis-rratched
couples enduring life each following
their own inclination, with no responsi
bilities in common, no sympathy or re
gard, and apparently no love, and I was
about to say, respect for the other. Why
is this! We havo still other phases
which reflect on our social condition,
and for which there seems no alterna
tive. Young men when launching out
in life feel that they must begin at the
"top round of tho ladder," and have all
the luxury and elegance that people of
affluence can afford, which necessitates a
great outlay, and which on a moderate
incomo cannot be done. Ho therefore
gives up all desire for a home, preferring
to be free from encumbrances than to be
hampered with tho forms and conven
tionalities of social life without the com
petence to. sustain it, when, were he less
aspiring and ambitious, and more frugal
and independent with a true helpmeet,
he could enjoy life's fullest blessings,
and in the meantime cultivate and edu
cate himself to that social standard
which the higher nature covcU. The
element of true manhood or womanhood
is not what you appear to be but what
you really are.
Jose and nsaaj others are cot fadcde.1. ths J nt in vonr own town not to chalk.
A new song is interrogatively entitled
"Can you suppoit me, darlingl" If your
darling works in a t-liirt factory and
doesn't caro much for dresses herself,
and you don't sj oad her money for beer
and billiards, and he keeps her health,
and you aro willing to turn in now and
then and earn a few dollars by digging
cellars or peddling clams, the probabili.
tics are that sho can support you. But
we advise her to shirk you for noine fel
low who can support her.
Loss ofa Valuable lions.
W. C. Mycr met with a heavy
Mr.
lost last Monday morning in the death
of his lino Fercbcron hor, "Pride of
Perche. ' This was on o: the finest
IVrcbcron horses in tho country, and
sold at public auction juat after landing
from tho ocean voyage for ?o,0i0. lie
was then untried and th purchaser
would, of course, run some risk in invent
ing his money. Consequently, after he
hail proven his worth, his valuo must
liav; Ixvn geatly increased, and he was
probably worth to Mr. Mycr nearly
twico the price mentioned above; Mr.
Myer has expended a large amount of
money in his efforts to introduce im
proved stock in Oregon and lias met
with serious leases, which were enough
to disbarUn any man of ordinary per
sistence and hope; but tho most discouraz
ing feature of the matter is the evidence
that there is a persistent eflort to injure
Mr. Mver and his stock, which does net
stop short of the dastardly crimo of kill
ing the hones. Doctors Chitwoou and
Royal were called and make an exam
ination of the bodv of the horse immedi
ately after death, and agree in the con
clusion that hu death was caused by the
effect! of poison, which was auminuUnxl
some time previously in a deso suincicnt
to cause sure but not immediate death.
We have before alluded to this con
tinued determination to disparage this
stock in Oregon, and tho evidence we
have heard proves Levond a reasonable
doubt that a number of colts from 3Ir
Mvers horses, owned bv himself and
others, have been stealthily killed for the
purpose of creating the impression that
! the stock is not hardy. Anyone who
1 will take the trouble to look beyond the
limits cf Oregon in investigating the
matter, to where the Stock has had long
I ycan o tria, xrill be convinced that any
I . . ,. ,. . . .
! attempt to discredit the stock in this
.
j panicnlar can meet with but temporary
ssccesi, as tne testimony upon tne mat
ter which we published from tho Live
Stock Jonmal, a short time aiac, a ban
dantiy proras. Ashland Tidings.
rcreberoa Hcr&c.
All parties oa the North Pacsie Coast
that have given thM stock a fair trial,
are plmed with them. aulO-tf
ealrrrd Tf"t srarw
"I haver BssSerrd for twenty yean
-ilh itching aad ulcerated ptls, having
used every remedy that came to my no
tice withent benefit, until I ased Dr
William 'a Indian Ointment and receiml
tratneJiaU relief."
Java CitEOLL.
(An eh! miner) Tecorsa, Nevada.
If vou are rein? to tmnt vonr house.
, - t "t .
macmarrj, ik -wmr r-
j fl ImperiahaUe Mixed Paint is wrrty
I the let, for it is warrantod bv their
BTr all etar r l.t Ifcv lMr le j
Pair, txn mi ta OiM at Ihr Vrr-K
KSsSs laJr, 1T- Urt a csrelar tram lklr t
Acci. waiel fip"ia th nMJifi ii.mr- I
rrj. Trj im ilal J jeo rrflaie'x weotii
baTenaocber. '
A new portable faradv fruit drier,
a a a
, . " ;
applving at the Bcs u5rf, Portland,
Or'con.
aa 22 tf
te la raak I n any rrctiKM or la
wrillsi? la rpnw o any Mtrprtlse
turat In till pnjverxou piraiw ni
lloa lb aarae f lit plr.
Ererviilanliis o .Yii.lIiHer
THE GRAHGE GRIST MILL
ill V ast
Xctcbitri, Chapman 0 Co.'s,
tea Pint Stmt, XVrlkaJ. Ortsa.
It U a taril ti ilsfbd' sal cUt atattj. CaCi
Jj tlW. S rccpMO. i&J vifb SUJU. Cu
rtl Ub U la lb tU cr bsrs sal Mt ac
MAri U tb crep bj It. Tb twr roi Bb
tb rtarkbr e4 s tbrnber. srtlsst a
eucvar sloe, id a bnb oa s
bL EtC7 nnUoau
ocfat t bar um t
tLop Kracalara.
TESTIMON I XXJUt
It was th best th'nt I saw at Ihs CecUn
atal A. J. Darar, ComaiUilober, O.-etoa.
I wajJoJce to Milt tVpartrnsotat the Cen
tennial. Iltotlaapremlnm. Jat what eerrjr
tanner needs 'n Drrron. M vrii kins .PretUent
Oretoa w Acrlcnltnral SceUtr-
I haTe trie.1 the- Grans Floarinr Villi, ana
wtihTtO r rotation rr minnie rroand J1 bnh
el In 1 boar ami 4 inmate, ana wtlb 1X01 rr
olatlone per mtnate tnlcbt bar rroaoil M.
Jacob Coeser.IoncderelJtrXereon Mills.
We attaetted tht lirant" Mill to oar flu
iteim rowtr and i-rrnfHira!, barter, corn sad
wbea. inanlr r tbroncn 7i bushels In S boars.
wiliiTU) rerolatlons pr mlnat. It does it
wots writ and quiet and Is alt It elaiaif.
Je P-rlb. Cbarl MMcr, nx Mill Co
JeCrrssn, Orexon.
7SCit order, or fr a dessrlrtlee circa
Isr, to
"V. I-". AVKST,
septs tw Xortlana, Ocn.
TUB
Scmi-WcekIyBce
AGENTS WANTED
IX EVERY TOWN OK TIIE PACiriC COAST
Special indneemtnls. "Writ for terms.
D. H. STEARNS,
pudlisukr. I'orrrL.s.yu, oo.
TIvroxx.Taroxra.or-s'aa
EMPERANCE HOTE
-J2I.233. .27aad J39ISrnl HU, la
8aK FltANflHCO: Cbaa, Mootcnmerr, l'ron.
llilt t the only strlclly temptranca boll in
Pan Kranelsro, and oflars snpVrioraecnmmo
dallnns to Ibe fravellns public. IWant and
lodging per dsy.7 cts. to R; rr wrfb, to X
Slnglo meals..0cen j. Sis taal.ttcktf. i
up IMm
33va030X3 cfe TCtWO,
GcBcral AjreiU,
ComRitsIea tail FerffaraMnj; Merchantf,
ioi Front street. 411 Wstlilnston (tieel,
Ilnrtland.Usn. Man Tanclsen,Cal
Pneelal atlenllon rleen U lb sIo of wool.
Moor, drain and Produce in lMrtlan'1 sod Baa
yrtncttco.
uii9.ua
ORNAMENT YOUR HOMES I
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cwra Ltrm taaa rL Watos OtmUstsst S-rrt
ta tncci, tXr tt !eteM tttUas (jrtircU.-ly u
mkfl ttur puiat iva tt t!', sru u s pamiuem.
tna tees&x sat n1i rtC sai i frrptrmi atlf
tr rSa ItrHrg t rrtm sa4 bc
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tipKns H iZ rof, pun tl the rnaleit n
tri t erteu t tb ar. it miioiuiVn .
kT e tmntj jwt aart tu mzSirms. yma cia ht i
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s&i s fc jmr- tai j-rt tl- tssrj
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bSwtt ssrmMd imti 1 OwraWJ U lift Trr six
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pcmAt avrnr. tat Ucsd co bifx. lat ris t cua
toCTcUaisl salcrvTst a UrriVl -rUl i.f
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Cri r kJ I imr rrul tm r.tvnr Tlrz j
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mmintm. tmr H lea ttoa t- nli ttli ilk
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nif But. tbua Cii. m cc rmr-i'iJrJ fx
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tWrml au lir.ll tb la lalltrfejBfSa
rx, I ua tiffj al bsesl. sI t Vu ti csjno
brsaa. HIiiUiliaai4M?maioni,t
lSunr ldUiwreamlulwjultit. a&- .
lax it mes to bc. mil tat aut tb tmtb
nj tnrsb r't-lj JiMX Monet.
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MbctferUiBaBCCkl C T MOrfiJUf. j
TewWUHtjmvityby, SfioarrUa Tiztizt-n CsSit
CcrtUai. Cbia.
XSTW amSA U tem?j Jrixi pvf W ittc- trt
irj4jtU per"B csrvl. -ruar tbt rrict3
buSa; tistaat. It ku s Wrrr u ia! Ulai ttt
bi u; br rZ rassxtr la tL verll.
K4lata t Saa rrmacls e.
ffr ew-Xa
W.J. Van Schayter 6c Co., :
Wine and Spirit
a Sa. as
O Fraat aad CS Flrtt Sts rrlLaa, xa.
ACCTT3 IX'X
Cyrus Noble Distillery!
LTXCHBCXO. OHla
A! it? aa baad a krr scrAcl at ll iUttwix
ttrcrfu knais cl
PlTlilaslx: ieaai
DUtaJ W SuaJ.
WCr( OU nooiboe,
Cfc-vllMtu! Docrles.
ALSO OU Uicicry BosrVoa.
r , Ou Ofyt Hat. By;
Fsraifa s&l DceHtle Wises.
Adtatblai!a;besito 1
Kttar act! Cm Coo.'s.
Schlitz" iPiisnet! Milwaukis Beer.
arpI li
TO HOUSEKEEPERS I
Tbet U a retablaa&a U rccoessj aad taaranlcae ta
U t tt
Adjustable Strainer !
ax a cAsr ntex tTUMEit.
Tar Caakta: rtstttlU are
laeaairlel wtlbaat then.
Either r Balk rtited ta aar stse Kelile.
Tb SUsaers wtS sst tb pne of tbvaarirr la
two wttkt ta aar basSr. Tbeyeaabsnvrdwllboru)
adrsBUx la booicr. a It is hapraatbi Ubana Better
rrtitobL to tb boUcta of roar ktttl. Wa tbty
trm esnl In tteaainr.wbiUTtr raa ar eosala; la In
sU cf kt Mi. Ibarrbj- ratllax b tsQ bcette(th
bmt. Tber sr fan wbat I wasted la eaaaiar troll.
PUMT tb Stniacr or Slaaar esa b rvoCTl rith a
kali or fort abea bet, and sra easily alsud. No
conan cr Joist about a!lbr Ibat ar bud to keep
ekaa.
Sold by Agents for 75c Each.
ApBti wQI e&3 oa yoa abort
James McMurraye
AAIms
septSla
Eait farUaad, 6rrza.
GUNS
OT3TQ"59l t
rUralngion'a.
Nbarp and
Wlnebrster
lterniQiion-i,
blitrp and
Wlnchler
Rine.
Klflra.
And Cartridge ofall kinds at redared rtleet.
nv Av.r. uecic v hon,
Vlra fnrfto-l. Oirtoa
. a.. srritowitxti3i3.
Wrwl IsxoeUr and tar Is
LEATHER AND .SHOE FINDINGS,
Ho. tit rront HI. Ioniatta,0r
1 M20
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r- co co Z d. S
P-t co co zt.t'C: x x3 S
msm mm momm mm mmn
t
i HAVE VOC Till-
TUuitcT'sae!luJuibtta jprwlctal ZoIm Jnct for
I. (Uadr HuinUttarj ef
,Vr"fy" VordUn ', snwarlaiaa. roaalalas,
W iM.l.ir ihjtrt, lUurr suad and Brackets
rnll Llnilu Lawn rates aa4 eras
mean a nprrUUf.
I so Jr-l W UrsIA at! suhkj it BuoJifteti priae.
r .2 CM. CACKIED t STOCK.
.. M SAMPLES OX" KIHIUniOrf
Atrtr aOrr IW1a.tfu.f7 U-u'rtfol lpw, CtUl&cua sad
y,s 1'.7t uf ri .Met o2rifir.
vUU!lattl Ik9Um tifrt wiry U iSjt ta
The Braattral Combined Sqaartaus and riawrr
Ulbcnpablerh!dlaz J;,!.
Ian rf Halrr,
f.ii rvxa t-r larca ra.1 ilnl fVrrrr foKt. 1-
t -xilvl. tumpUu. lor 15 V A Uatx T""im
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r-a UtA&err riTei ea abart cxics. Fir
U.-abr suwrfvn raid V Sh3r Wirk. Ui3
IVS el sj rvfain.
Iron Fencing a specialty.
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! Ind lb rrsetkal icsitm ot Kf ta a s
fccsuUecncn ct iaatracllja ta BookkarVj
I sf. feHisa Fctsm. rfriiias AritbaUc9
t cr rail aunaon aoono
dsfsanc & warn.
rnnlaad. Oex.
jTta-la
Oregon Sidney Tea, !
No Mora
I XoMora
I Kidney Cosap!alBt.
backache.
FOR RALK BT ALL. DRUGGISTS.
Hedge, Dav is fc Ce..Prprie(ttn.
I Benson's Capcine
pPorousflaster
I A ondcrful Itemodj.
br 1 no tixanaiboe bttwraa it aial tb eossj
Jaw setlsc poeoo tutr. It is ta vmr wsrl
fenzporlcr to all othfT ntatnal itBta. raerssetal
flalCMoU and tb at-aaad cleeufaal apoaaacta.
raulsa new nxdkisat tkmtaU wbkb la eosabl
um itb robbtr. pMtni tb mat txtraorvtearj
I mhwsUerinx. tnaxtbanlaz and ccrstiT rreraa
.lay pbyiciaa ta your owa iooa3ty will cooAm iuM
BtboT talfncat. For Las Sack, RbtmniHuJ
Zrma Wrabana, Stsbtwn sad cVfdJ ColSvi
lut.1 0Ub. IHicaMd KUacTs. Wboooiaf COSgb.
s3Vctioc vt tb bart. and all KU toe wbkb poroae
ln!iitfn ara BatL It ia naWr tb ben koo wn reawilT
AA tbr Deesoo' Cb IWl rtaatar sad Uirfl
no otaer. 2wu oy ucrmaa rra sa ran i
jt oo recti c ot prio, by seabury a Jobasoa, Si
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r w. rRryncE co
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