ill rciuKco UKlffi Or ADVERTISING IX COlXi EVERY SATURDAY MORNING, 0 mc, ft ktwtion. 22 00 im:. if. btjxjXj. Eacfc Kibttqittftt MMrtfea, 1 00 OFl'lUIi CO CUT DTItBHT. OrK?Tl TBI COUlT-BOrtl. IUIn or MnbtrrlpttonlnCttln: oae Yer M CD Six Months..., 5 20 Three Months 1 83 Slncl Copies 10 Tke xSrertiMn 67 cmmm. toiiw saticta I Qx local cola 21 tJ. JO u per Us. JUTcrtUlxg UfU prsSle BOSUI7. "VOL. 3. PENDLETON, UMATILLA COUNTY, OREGON, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1877. NO. 11. w wflP III 11 Patient. I was not patient In that olden time, When my uuehastened heart began to long For bliss that lay beyond Its reach; tny prime Was wild, luipuMve. passionate nd strong; I could not wait for happiness and love. Heaven Mut,to come and nestle In ray breast ; I could not realize how time might prove That patient waiting would avail mc best. "Let me be happy now, my heart cried out, In mine own way and with my choen lot; The future is too dark and full of doubt For me to tarry, and I trust It not. Take all my blessing, all I am and hare. Hut sire that glimpse of Heaven before the grave V "Ah me!" God heard my wayward, selfish cry. And, taking pity on my blinded heart He bade the angel of strong grief draw sigh. Who pierced my bofom In its tenderest part I drank wrath's wine cup to the bitter lees, "With strong amazement and a broken will; Then humbled, straightway fell upon my knees. And God doth know my heart Is kneeling still. I have grown patient; seeking net to choose Mine own blind lot. but take that God shall send, la which, if what I long for I shall lose. I know the lo will work sme blessed end, Some better fate for mine and me than I Could ever compass underneath the sky. Home Life in Japan. TILS. ITS OF JAPANESE BEAUTIES. The Japanese usually partake of three meals a Uav. The noon meal is more substantial than in the early morni but that at evening, after the labors of the dsy are over, is the chief. Jianr spend hours over their evening cups and dishes. At this time probably a majority drink sake in greater or less quantity. The drink is brewed from rice, and contains from two to eight per cent, of alcohol. The afternoon is generally chosen as the time for visits to the houses of friends or relations, the temple, sick persons, or at tendance at festivals, pic-mcs, boating or drinking partiefjOr in shopping. Theatres, temples and shops are open every day from sunrise to sunset. There is no regu lsraay 01 rest, inougn mere are many holidays, business being, however, but slightly interrupted. After the noon meal the ladies sit down before their mirror, and, with the requis ites around them,make their toilets, pow der their face.', necks and bosoms, have their coiffure arranged by the hair-dreiS-er, end proceed to dre&s. Into the de tails of this elaborate, time-consuming, fearful and wonderful triumph of frmi ninc intellect and art no masculine pen dare enter. The Japanese lady wean no jewelry; earrings, brooches," bracelets atd buckles being unknown in Japan. No buttons are ever used in dress, the robes being held entiiely from the th-iul-ders, and made to set easily on the per son, with the aid of a girdle. Suffice it to say that after teveral hours, with the aid of a metal mirror and often of many pairs of critical eyes and nimble fingers, the young lady emerges "dressed." The many details each of which may have cost htr a heart-ache, blend into one ra diant uxity of loveliness. Lit me at. tempt description of this flower of Japan. ese womankind, nor let it be suggested by any of the Americans who hare so of ten asked the writer, "Now, tell me, did you ever see a really pretty woman in Japan one whom tee" would call beauti ful f that I am painting the lily or add ing depths of blue to heartsease or vio let. The picture I give is that of many a Japanese yonng lady whom I have passed on the streets, or seen at the temples or in her father's house, or serving as a Ganymode at the feasts in Fukni. The portrait I give is one as seen by an alien eye. Some of the adjtctires would sot suit a native of Japan. In height she is undersized, in figure short and well developed. Her eyes are black and lustrous, often wide open and capable of speaking the language of many emotions unmistakably of one. They are her chief weapons. "Though the daimio may employ soldiers, swords and spears in war, the maiden," says the poet, "need but send a dart from her eye to conquer." Says another, "One look into those eye?, and you loose your city; another, and you forfeit your kingdom. Their line of beauty is oblique, their shape that of an almond. What seems to mar the visage in our eyes is beauty itself to the children of Japan. Her nose is aquiline, her mouth small, lips are cherry red, teeth white as pearls, cheeks round and tinted carnation. Her hair is jet black, glossy, and is dressed with skill, symmetry and grace. S me anatomists say the cheek bones of the Japanese are double, making them an anomalous peo ple; but cheek bones too higli, skin too dark, lips too thick, eyes not of classic shape, or dull eyebrows not arched, or low, spoil the ideal. The Japanese maid en likes them not, nor her lover. I have seen not a few Japanese ladies who were really beautiful. The outer dress of the Japanese lady is of silk, crape, or cotton cloth, in summer of thin gauze, or stuff of silk and hemp. or cotton. The inner clothing is of mus- Jii or silk, made to snow a white orenm on fold at the throat and bom. In winter many folds are thus seen, lapped over from left to right. Over all is the plain velvet or gilt-embroidered collar of the outer dress, reaching to the girdle. The sleeves are long and sowing, cut In a equare'thape, making excellent pockets. The robe is simply a long wrapper, reach ing from neck to feet. In fall dress it flows out in a circle on the floar for a foot around the lady, whose feet, though never bound like the Chinese, yet are delicately small. Neither opium-smoking cor feet-binding are known in the Sunrise Kingdom, a fact which differen tiates them strongly from the people of the Middle Kingdom. For six inches or more from the bottom in front, the inner robes are made to fold backward, with out exposing the white sock-encased aad sandalled foot, making elegant cob trust of color, usually deep crimson and pure wuiie. 1 ce areas u 01 soicr tints lor the street. Slates, dark blues or greens, 1 blacks and grays predominate. Indoors j the colors axe rich and splendid, rivalling the rainbow. Only the singing girla, M-mi-uublic characters, put on guy colors out-doors; the lady never docs, except on cei tain special occasions. The dress fits the figure finely from waist to shoulders. The flowing sleeves are graceful, just free ing the plump little hand with its taper ing fingers. From waist to knee tho dress is absurdly tight,preventiog graceful mo tion in walking, and turning a walk into & waddle. The girdle, the most iuijwrtant part of the drcs, clasps the wait with a gorgeous criphcry of satin, embroidered silk or rich damask, and serves as Inslt and corset. The tying of a girdle is a theme for an epic poem. Its successful accomplishment makes the proud wearer the target of congratulation. Several fashions prevail, but by solemn opinion is hereby recorded that, though the ladies of Fukni, Kioto and Tokio do excellently, those of Ozika excel them all. I have never seen such countenances, expressive at once of proud satisfaction, serene hap piness and exalted sjmpathy fur less for tunate womankind whose girdles were awry, as I have beheld on the promenade in Ozaka. The tic and pose of their gir dles were simply inimitable. The Japanese ladies, as well as their lords and those who wish to be luch.have plenty of shopping to do, and to visit a bustling street full of gay stores in the afternoon, affords a spectacle that never tires. It is especially entertaining to go to one of the large ilk stores, like Mit sui's, the Stewart of Tokio, or those re nowned for cheap bargains, and see the gaily-dressed mothers and daughters chatting, chaflening, laughing and buy ing. The temple is also 00c of the bot places to study hum in nature of the fe male variety, white a groat tnaUvri or Buddhist festival makes a picture of hu man happiness as gay in colors as a flower-garden. A Japanese city on a winter's night does not afford a notably lively sight, but in summer time, especially when it is moonlight, flower shows, promenades, dancing circles, markets, fairs, temple festivals, boating parties asd games, give the streets and houses and water-fmaU the appearance of day. After sapper in warm weather the cotton quilt beds are spread on the floor, mosquito ceU made to fit the entire room bung, the younger children put to sleep, while the old folk sit out on mats or settees before their house, smoking their pipes, fanniag themselves, telling stories, retailing news or gossip. The older children play, aad the streets bam with saunterers or peo ple ca their way to and from the bath houses, whither every one, of whatever age or sex, retorts daily, once or often er. Poor people usually ch ose the night f?r burial, to save exposure of their poverty. The artge moves through the humbler street, but often the funeral of a noted man is postponed until evening, when greater public attention may be attracted by the numerous lanterns. The proces sion thea goes down the main avenues. The tea houses, from which issue the sounds of boitteroos revelers, are illumi nated with festoons of large, gaily-col ored lanterns, while the thoutasds of moving lights on the streets, seen through rich painted designs, oa translucent pa per, and lighting the merry faces of the people, make a sight not easily for gotten. As breakfast is the least important meal, no care need be borrowed for the morrow, so the evening is given up to re laxation by all. h.rea the kitchen maids. grovms, and poorest laborers aad their boys and girls, can take the fresh air. romp and play, walk, flirt, make love, or indulge in the luxury of a little sake at the lea bouse by the river, go on a moonlight picnic to the mountain, or hire a boat and enjoy a cool ride on the river. These passionate children of Mature in winter make up walking parlies for no other purpose than to see the snow fall, In summer the bridges are crowded with star aad cloud gazers. U lotiu $an, (papal, after the day's toil and bath, sits down for a romp or more qaict jolly time in bugging, tickling, or talking to his little ones, or hearing their prattle. Thus the day is made up of toil and relaxation, the one helping to bear or en joy the other. Caucasian grandeur might bear with a disdainful smile the story of every-day life of theJapanesencc-xlnner, were it to be told m loll, but that be bears the burdens of life as manfully, and toils in as sunny a mood as the aver age ot his confrtra, who in other lands proudly boast a monopoly of religion and civilization, cannot be gaiasaid. Prof. GtiJU, in Home Journal. Wise Maxims. Mr. John McDooough, the Xtew Orleans millionaire, bad en graved on bis tombstone a series of max ims which be had pietcnbed as the rules for his guidance through life, and to which his success was mainly attribu table: Remember always that labor is one of the conditions of existence. Time is gold; throw not one minute away, but place each one to account, Vo unto all men as you would oc cone - ... .... by. Never think any matter so trifling as not to deserve notice. Never give out that which docs not first come in. Let the greatest order regulate the transactions of your life. Study in the course of your life to do me greatest amount of good. Deprive yourself of nothing necessary 10 your comiort, but lire in an honor able simplicity and regularity. Labor, then, to the last moment of your existence. A sestet at Chatham, when the cap tain of the guard questioned him as to his orders, replied : "My orders are. sir. if a fire broke out, I'm to take my musket and shoot the nearest .policeman." The officer suggested be had rnadu some mis take, but tho soldier stuck to his text and with "I pity the policeman," the captain of the guard walked on without giving the correct instruction: "liaure breaks out, fire your musket, and alarm the nearest policeman." A Turkish Appeal to Allah. . La Illah ilia Allah, te Mrfuimmtd il Ht.nml JUtah (There is no God but God, j and Mohammed is his lllettout) etove roriiJiairf j rings through the still : autumn air, as from the numerous miaa-' rets of the moqccaof Constantinople the call to trayer floats down the banks and over the deep blue waters of the Uospho- rns. Iturriday the Mussulman bab- bath and the monotonous chant of the Muezzins calling "the faithful" to mid- day prayer breaks UKn my cars as 1 am writing. I say monotonous, fur residents , in this pari of l'era are habituated to hearing this appeal some four or five times daily, to say nothing of its disturb- ' ing them in the still hours of the night. This muraing, however, the monotony is , somewhat relieved, as in additioa to the ordinary noontide appeal to AlUh a spe-1 cial prayer has been drawn up by the Sbeik-uMkUm the ."Head of the Church" in Turkey, if I may thus trans-1 late the title which, if it be grauted, will secure the utter extermination of all Christians from off the face of the earth, leaving it in the iocion .f the Mos lems alone. I have been fortuaste la ebtainias a ctHiv. in Turkish, ef this follow, : "O, most Bserctful God, have merev oa cs and protect us Thy faithful people. Almighty God, show no rcy to the in- hdeis. Merciful Giver of all gvod tmagt, strengthen the Ottoman arms; by Thy powerful arm discomfit the proud aad perfidious house of the impious. Glory be to God, the Lord of the Uaivcoe. The I grace aad the blosiags of God be upoa our Lord, His Prophet Mobauad, aad upon all His pious followers. O, Uod, strengthen Thy servant our SulUa, tsej chief of Ta v favorite people. Protect us J and our couatrv aad sweep off the faceef I the earth all iafidels opposed to us aad to our holy aad true rdsgieu Almighty GoJ, every vestige ef the im . . I pious Kusuaas, of the equally impteus Hellenes, who are gropiag ia the dark ness of impiety like swise in the mire, and who have dared to rake their sacri legious hands agaiast Thy faithful people aad agaiait Thy Prophet Mohasataed. Disperse, O God, their coalition; scatter thetr assemblies; break, O God, their wespoca, diminish aad aaaikilale tfcctr ranks; send thesa, O G d, quickly to their designed place of puauhmeat. Pour ut-oa their beads, O God, all Tar I ram aau jauigaauoa; ihxcc iscm. u .1 1 . 1 - . .... God, in the ceatral abode of the wicked: visit them with the ladigaatioa by which Tbou bast hithcrte punished Taiae eae- mts. O God, ounfouad their leagues; let their blood flow in torrents; let their heads be trampled upoa by Thy faithful sorvaats the Otmaaht; break dowa their authorities, their rulers, their slieeg holds; exhaust their power. O God, make their children orphans, their wives wid ows, aad their mothers mouraers. Con found their mental faculties. O, God ef mercy, lei there be left no vestige oa the earth of the impious Hessians, the Hel lenes, the Slavonians aad ether inaoei Fraaks allied to or svmpathiziag with them. Eacompass them, O God, en every side with grievous plagues. Overthrow toem wiia isty temoie wraia wits ares, with massacres, and shipwrecks; bv strangling, by pestilence, and by cholera; by famine, and by eartaqaakes. Make their cities empty of inhabitants. Shake them by the eight aveaging spirits. As lbee mischievous and impious iafidels endeavor to injure h, let them. O Gsxl. suffer in their own eves, in their sesses, in their wives, in their children, aad last ly in their own lives. Let Thiae anger and indignation, O God, be burled upoa them like hail-stones; make them aad their goods a plunder to all those who believe ia Thee and Thy holy Prophet Mohammed, with whom be the grace aad the blessings of Almighty God." Ce-r-rtpondeet Arc York Time. A Good Stout. Perhaps the most curious of the stories told by Iluttoa re lates to bis own ancestors. A soldier in Cromwell's array, passiog with bis com rades over Derby s at. jiarja undge, observed a young girl lading water from the river, in the spirit of lrolic and mis chief, be threw a large stone, intending it should startle her by making a sudden splash. Bat it struck her on the head, and made a hideous wound. She fell into the river. The soldier did net wait to see that she was rescued. He galloped on. leeliog that lie had been guilty of a .. ....... ? . wanton murder. The unknown conse quences of bis lolly preyed upon his mind. His conscience was always up braiding him. 1 cars after, when dis charged from the army, he settled down in Dsrbr. He took a public house in Bridge Gate, and after a short acquaint ance with a woman of suitable age, got married. Very soon after their wedding lie saw his wife combing her bair, and inquired how the got thai great scar which disfiirured one side of her head. She replied, "Same wretch of a soldier bad once nearly killed her with a stone. but If ever she caught that man the would par him off for it." It is not recorded bow she punished her husband when be confessed being her assailant, or bow great was his relief when the haunting thought of a wanton murder was removed from his mind. He was one of the five troopers who rode under the oak where Charles was hidden at Hoscobci; and 1 cordially recommend Hutton's quaint story to novel-writers iu search of such a plot. Persons who practice deceit and art! flee always deceive themselves more than they deceive others. They may feci great complacency in view of the success of their doings; but they are in reality casting a mist before their own eyes. Such persons not only make a false estimate of their own character, but they estimate falsely the opinions and conduct of others. No person is obliged to tell all be thinks; but both duty and tclf-interest forbid him ever to make false pretences. 44 A kisd word spoken to a busbind will go farther than a broomstick or a flir tation," cays a woman of experience. The Bad Economy of Too Much. Attempting Farmers, as well as politicians ami newspaper men. often "bile off more than I they can chew," although in a somewhat different line. While they do not, as a rule, perhaps, tell stories about their neighbors (which, when traced back to ! them they are unable to prove), they often 1 do attempt more farm work than tbev are ' able to perform. This is one of the 1 points, and a very important one, which ' go to make up the mismanagement which I never shows itself more palpably than on' a farm. There is seldom anything gained ; br laving out so much work that one is 1 la a chronic rush to get this done or that j done. There are those who deliberately ; ly out their work knowing that such j will be the case. Tbey say, "Well, it wilt keep me busy, but I can get it dose if I work a little lively." And so they! goat it, ami work very lively indeed. Thus it goes all through corn -planting. I harvesting and corn -cutting. They fuss aad fume and wore themselves to death simply because they have attempted to de a little more than they arc able, ex cept by the most strenuous efforts, to perform, or, as is more frequently the case, the work attempted is not more than half doae. There is another class who, while at tempting too muck, are not aware of it until they have it proven to them by the appearance of thoir farm, Ac A case of this sort is that of a neighbor, Doctor . He is a doctor; a practicing physician. That is where the trouble begins. When be became a farmer he didn't drop medi- cine entirely. The bid economy of hav- tag two calliags was exemplified In his ease e or oJ- ne wroomcrae their many horses aad multitudes of ea to thmh his grain. But ju.t as they were about to set up aad bogia work the doctor was wasted. Just when the"bead . - 1 .1 - . a L aliseat. And to il happened utai iac in twice threshing wasn't arcosaptisaed the time accessary. Uat aiide from his profession the doc tor attempts too much. Ia the spring he detersBiacd to build a new board fence, repiactag an eld worn-out eae. Te this end he got out some posts asd hauled thesa to the desired spot. But either he had bgua a little too late, or it was too big a job me way or other aayhew be ceuhlnt get aay further, aad there those potts have lain all summer. ills cardea boars as cnucal signs ei ... . . .... - aerlect as everything else. A row ef cabbsges, aad aaether of tarns toes, aad a little bed ol beets nave long age ocea buried out of sight by the weeds. If they are ever resurrected I am afraid they won't be very plump at any rate. Then hit oftra patch, too. And this will be the most powerful argument, because enra Is Bsaally the last thing a hard- pushed farmer will neglect. His corn patch is a first-das patch of weeds, with a very thin crop ef very thia corn ameagst thesa. But such examples are setSdeaS. Al most every farmer is able te trll how mack be can do. Those who caaaet will learn by experience. Bullet thosewbo can use such knowledge to their profit. make it a rale never ta plan more work thaa they can do, always making plenty ef allowance for tsosc jobs which, though unlocked for, must, nevertheless, always be attended to. 11. J. w. "Scbtoised to Fi5D." Saviagi bank ier savings bank fails; railroad after railroad turns out to be insolvent; insur ance company after insurance com piny goes to pieces; and then as if it would a Cord some satisfaction to the victims wno have lost their money, the well-meaning. but negligent trustees, come out with a solema assurance that they are greatly surprised to find that the in.titutioo with wuicn luey nave ucca bubiisuuij uu nectcd is in such a deplorable condition. Thev are coed coined by the very plea which they make ia their own defence. A trustee, a president, a director, has no right to be surprised at the state 01 me company of which he has been appoint ed one of the care-takers, surprise im- Clies in itself previous ignorance, and it 1 an imperative duty of every principal officer in a company to keep himself con stantly informed in regard to its condi tion. When an officer neglects this duty bis negligence is most culpable. He has accepted a trust and then ignored its ob ligations. Until public sentiment noidi persons who accept places of confidence and trcst to a more rigorous accountability, de structive failures and defalcations may be expected to occur. It is high time that every trustee who admits that he is sur- nnseu 10 nnu out; inc icai cuoumuu ui j. , . l 1 it.; r property entrusted to his keeping of an institution wholly or in part nut in his charge, his lost the good opinion and re . spectofbis neighbors and 01 toe com munity in general. Nev York Ledger. Ax I xro utant Element is x Bcst- SEsa Edccatiox. We have plenty of in stitutions, generally known as business colleges, where the routine of business is well taught, loungmcnare Instructed how to transact all mercantile affairs; bow to keep books; how to buy and sell, and how to make collections and pay ments. The greater and more important ele ments of a butiness education arc alwajs to be honest and square; to deal, every day, as though it were the lait before the day of judgment; how to avoid reverses. by keeping constant track of oae s bust nets and shunning undue risks; and above all, bnw to bear up bravely under re verses, if, in spite of all precautions, they do happen, instead of seeking refuge in fraud or suicide. Why should not these be added, so that every young man may go forth to engage in the business of life clad ia a panoply of integrity which no temptation con successfully assail 1 Asn-EXDID item about a man being kicked all to nieces by a horse yesterday was utterly spoiled by the carelessness of the maa himself, who citmoeu into iue hay-mow and stayed there until tho horse quit kicking. And yet a cold world may blame the reporter for this. The Xew York Canals. The New York Legislature, at its last ' session, passed a law that three of the j canals owned bv the aute should be abandoned, and that another should be sold. The extent of canal which will I thus be disposed of is about two hundred miles, and the Sla'e will thea own about six hundred aad fifty miles. Of this amount, three liana red aBU any miles constitute the Krie Canal, asd the ether three hundred arc branches. , The reason for getliag rid ef these' "lateral canals, as they are called, is that they are coatlv, aad a burden on the State treasury. The business dose on them is very small, and the tolls do not pay the cost of managing them and keeping them in repair. Last year, the Erie Canal was the only line owned by the Stabs that paid its expenses, The cabal system ef New York was planned before the invention of railroads. fne Erie Cacal was begun in IS 19, aad the present system was completed, leaving out of accoeat a small amount afterwards added. abet the year leSS. Altogether, the Erie Canal has cost nearly seventy-five million dollars. It has been so successful that il has altars t paid for the entire system, but very few ef the others have aflbrded aay profit at all. In the early years of canal traffic ia New York, the advantages it gave to the country through which the caaala passed were very great. Water carriage Is cheaper than any other mode of trans portation. When the Erie Canal was built, it was considered the quickest line of traaiportatioa from the graia fields of the west to the seaboard. In lS.'O, the country west of Ohio was hardly developed at all. The Stales ef Indiana, Illinois aad Mkhigaa, had set thea, combined, so large a population as Itaode Island bu to-day. The most far-seeing statesmen ef that time Bcver dreamed of a time when the country west of the Mississippi river would seed its graia to the sea -co lit for shipment to Eorope. The great point then to be gained was is ceuaeel the lakes with the Hudson titer. It was a noble enterprise, aad but for the inrea lien of railroads, il would have madej New York, even mere thaa it sew is, the Empire State ef the L'nlee. j For a great maav years after a rail road had bees laid iiown by the side ef the canal, by far the larger amount ef bu tines 1 was dose ia caw it Ua'l. It all west tu New York City, aad increased the teadescr of commerce to center at that magnificent port. But at railroad science became mere perfect aad mure exact, tae locomotive began te eacreach uja the business ef the eaa-aL, Tnc canal was closed nearly half the year; the freight trains ceetd ran alt the year reuad. The boat-lead ef grain, which it took weeks te tew from Buffalo to Albany by herse-power, could be carried by steam ia as many davs. By careful management, the c l ef" railroad freight was greatly lesseacd. Te meet this cum- petitiea, the tells oe the Erie Canal have been several times lowered, and every time this was done the railroads also re duced their rates. New, when the tolls are very lew, the traSc en the caaal is falling off, while that ever the raiirevds Increasing. Thus, while the caaal has beea ef won derful service ia Near York, aad has added millsoas upea millions to Ler wealth, the day whea it can de mere taaa compel the railroads te de besiaess at fair rates has passed. IosiMy il will not be leag before evea Use Erie Caaal can only be used at a loss; aad whea that time comes, 2ew lork will bepa to think of selling it. While the New York canals have dene so much for the material prosperity ef the State, they have beea a source of much evil ia politics. The history of their managemeat is a long story of cor rupt jobs and of opea stealing. Rsform ers put out one set of peculators, aad put another set in, more eager tar the spoils than those who bad grown rich upon them. If it were all to be doae ever agaia, it would be a very grave qcestion whether the Injury the posses sion of such a vast property brought to the public morals, could be justified even by the large benefits conferred on the community. JjvrAjEsx Theatres. -Whea a "blood-and-lhunder" melodrama Is produced at a Japanese theatre, the audience insists upoa having real blood aad a thundering racket. A play which was recently put oa the boards at a theatre in, Yokohama, was not wanting ia elements of horror, such as the successful simulation of wounds, but it afforded aa opportunity for a more amusing bit of realism. One of the most terrible scenes was supposed to take place during a storm. The stage manager disdained to have recourse to the make-believe method of peas and shot to simulate the sound of the rain. He must give his audience real rain, aad so, by meaas of concealed pipes, have a regular pouring shower, continuing throughout the scene, delugiogthe stage and drenching the actors. The effect was really admirable, not only aiding the mimicry of the scene, but in wafting a cool and refreshing moisture through the house. Soke years ago, a Parisian bailiff, dy ing in extreme poverty, his friends or ganized a subscription to defray the ex penses of his interment, and oae of them, who knew Alexendre Dumas pert in timately, besought him to contribute something. Dumas, without questioning the applicant as to the destination of the money, instantly gave him a levit; 00 which the other, alter thanking him, re marked that the sum was now sufficient toiniure poor M a decent burial, "AhP said the novelist, "is that what you want it for, to bury a bailiff! Take another touts while you ore about it, and bury ticol" Siute creeps like a snake out of the hedge of deceit or the sandbed of hypoc an.l l..!r,r. f.,.l-A I,. T l. MJI - MMIJCtg lUUiEUWU IV VGUWfcU baiking in the sun of prosperity, aims the m at deadly wound at the fairest game. A Gentlemanly Conductor in a Fix. Some months ago, it is best not to be particular as lothe exact time. Conductor Kusicll, of the Erie, wa in a fix, and one from which his cheek could not extricate ' him. 1 On his train from the west was ahand sotue youeg lady, who, sad to relate, had becosie deranged and was on ber way to the Asylum at this place. From some cause, she seemed to take an aversion to him, aad whenever he passed her, in hi ; liae of duty, she would salute him with exclamations mare forcible than flatter-' ing. "Take this man away." "ThisJ conductor must be removed," and other' similar remarks saluted him every time ' be passed her. Nothing would please her but his instant removal and official decapitation, aad bad not the conductor kcowa of her insanity, he would have been greatly annoyed. Arriving at Mlddleiown, as the lady came to step off the cars. Conductor Bas se!!, with his usual gallantry, tendered her his baad to assut her to alight. She took the proffered haad, grasping it firm ly, then reached uat her other hind for S L his disengaged oae. Thus holding both her bands, be assisted ber to the ground, but, to his chagrin, she persisted ta hold ing on to them. With a beaming face, as sudden as her displeasure, she looked at the writhiatr conductor, who was D , wishing the lady would let go his hands. All at once she remarked, in a voice the eppoite of quiet : j "I think 1 will kiss the gentlemanly I conductor." j TA.ne Tffts.jL.jwJt v a si vsseftsiT we tfi ftn ' told agony, but the lady held on with a ! grasp that he could col loose, unless he 1 resorted to violence. In the meantime, j the crowd was gathering about and en-1 Joyisj intensely the situation. Rsssell j made up his miad that the easiest way j proffered kiss, and so with a grace that Chesterfield never rivaled, blushing like a peeay, he tendered his cheek for the salute. The maiden screamed, "No, no, so, cot that way," and was only appeased whea he brougai his lips into pjsitioa for the salute. With a most satisfactory smack the operation was performed, hb hands released, aad as she turned away she remarked to the bystanders "The geatlemaaiy conductor shall not be removed." The frantic manner in which Conduc tor Kassell signalled bis engineer to go ahead has never beea equalled, aad as the txaia saved out the Lady stood kill ing her haad to it until it was out of gat. Oftwee CVwaT (.V. F. Prut. A Buisian Dare-devil. Amesg the oncers oa the Grand Duke s sti is a tall, handsome mac, w ith a lithe, slender, active figure, a clear blue eye. large, promises i, well-shaped noe, aad a face young enough for a sec ond lieutenant. It is Scobeleff, the youngest general ia the army, the con queror ef Khaki nd. He had the repu tation, evea among the Russians, of be ing a madman, who would fling away his owa life aad those of bis troops with out the slightest regard for coesequencea. During the war which resulted in the conquest of Khokaad, a Russian detach ment of eight hundred men, with fear hundred Cossacks, was compelled to re treat before a superior force of the ene my. General Trotsky decided upoa a night attack, and confided his plan to Colonel Skebcicff, then his chief of staff. The latter entered Into the idea with great enthusiasm, acd proposed to lead the attacking column himself, and tike only 150 Cossacks. Skobeleff, having tecoaaoitered the ground, perceived that the Khokaadiaas had encamped within a mile aad a-balf of the Ruasiaaa in aa open plain, which gwve every facility for j. . a - r 1 - 1 . 1 we moving 01 cavairy. .u miumgui oe took his 150 Cossacks, divided them into three parties, aad cautiously surrounded the enemy's camp. The party, led by kebelcrL maaaged to pass the enemy's outposts, who were sound asleep. Thea be gave the signal lor ine attack oy nrtng his pistol, and, followed by his 150 Cos sacks, he rode headlong into the enemy's camp, of G.000 to 7,0u0 men, shooting aad yelling like aendr, and cutting dowa everything in their passage. For a quar ter ot an boar the plain resounded wiu shrieks and jells, shots, and the tramp ling of horses, shouts and groans, aad all the uproar of battle. Thea all was silence Skobeleff assembled his Cos sacks, Aad whea moraiag came he found that the whole army of G,000 or 7,000 men had disappeared, leaving oa the field about 40 dead, 3,000 or 3,000 mus kets aad sabres, all their camp material and baggage. But what was his astoa- ishmeat, oa calling the roll, to discover thai be had not lost a man, cither killed or wounded. Mr. Macgban, who first met him on the banks of the Oxuf, relates thia ex ploit to show how much method there is in this dare-devil's madness. Dmiso the last twenty years England has paid to foreign countries for food according to the report of Mr. Stephen Bourne of Her Majesty's Customs $10,- 000,000,000. The report states that each member 01 the community now con sumcs to the value of two and a-balf times as much foreign food as he did twenty years ago. With this immense drain upon her resources, England would in a few years be reduced to penury, were it not for the immense sums of money paid her as interest. A uluo B order has been received by a mica concern in New York for plates of mica to go to China. The Chinese use these plates, which ore about seven inches square, for idolatrous purposes. They paint upoa them the likeness of their di vininities, and reverently adore them. These particular ones are to be used for household decoration aad devotion. They are considered quite stylish among the bettsr class of Chiaese. Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, as frost nod lire ore both alien to the human flesh. Famine aad gluttony alike drive nature away fro the heart ot maa. jLAtoaor rarxer. EpWewIea of Fraud. The years 1&5S-7 were in England pre eminently remarkable for crimes of an extraordinary character. The criminals were no vulgar thieves; they were, on the contrary, men of brilliant abilities, who were apparently led astray by ambition and arithetic txites. On Sabbath morn ing, February 17, 1855, a man, wander ing across Hempstead Heath in search ef a strayed donkey, found a dead maa ly ing oa the rise of a mound on a spot which seemed to have been carefully se lected. Beside it was a silver cream-ewer smelling strongly of pmsslc acid, and In one of the deceased's pocksts was a piece of paper bearing the words "Jean Sid le ir, Gtoscester-square, Hyde Park." 3Ir. Sadleir was a member of Parliament for Sligo, ex-Lord of the Treasury, and had been chairman or director of aay number of banks and companies, and in fact a better-known maa did not exit ia the rxilitico-commercjal world of England and Ireland. When the inquest was held, a letter fouad in his boose explained all. It ran : I cannot live; I have ruined too maay; I could cot live and see their agony," asd more to the same import. It was too true, as many in Ireland at this hour caa to their sorrow attest. And then there came a crime ef which, we have been reminded by the telegram referring to the exteasire frauds safcl ta have been perpetrated on aa Eagfisa rail road company. About the year ISM there entered the service of the Great Northern Railroad one Lionel lied path, who roie to the position of Registrar. It was his duty to know who were the sbarehetderswhat stock they held, and what amount ef dividend dee to each. and likewise to place against every name the sum dee to bearer. Red path's cus tom was to make transfers ef stock to im aginary individuals, asd to sell out and appropriate the money. In this way be realized aaaeally a splendid sua, part ef which be used for speculation and with the rest indulged his really refined aad aesthetic t astes. His bouse was a model of luxury and elegance; pictures and clrjU Sari abounded, and en eae occa sion when the Emperor of the French was very eager to gel a certain stalse at a fa mous sale. Red path bid against bias aad got it. Altogether it was com paled that not leas thaa $750,000 had thai bees stolen by bias, aad this case, ia connec tion with those that had preceded it, cre ated very grave reflections aad aaieiad versions throughout the country. It was beard before two particularly able aad eaineat Judge, who expressed the opin ion that frauds of this kind seemed great ly oa the increase, aad that in thecase of companies they were in some degree due to the fact that no friendly rr h treat grew up between employes aad employed, to prevent men from commiuisg depredation-! from feelings of attachment- The frequency aad magaitsde of crimes of this sort may, indeui, well make people ask themselves whether a secular educa tion is, after ail, of that value ia checking crimiaahty which many of iu advocates contend that it is, for in this country, as well as in Ea gland, the number ef forger ies, defalcations aad tnisappreprutiocs, nowadays, is such as to make moss isea feel very despondent as to moral progress. Crimes of violence may show a decrease. but do sot crimes of frand aad cunning show- a corresponding increase! Are there net in this community to-day num bers of families ef the highest respecta bility who Lave members guilty of crimes for which thev are, or ought to be, in the Stale Prison! Education ef the ietedect wilt cot make men good. It will but change the nature of their criminality, aad too often sairpen their wits to a point which will enable thea to evade detection. There is a large and increas ing body of thinkers who are of opinion that our common school system educates the intellect with out enough consideration for the educa tion of the heart, aad who contend that thousands of boys and girls are annuaHr ruracu out 01 inesc insumuoas wno lacs set no moral or religious instruction, either at home or at school. We hope they are mistaken,. But the frightful catalogue of all sorts of breaches of trust which our columns are daily presenting give a terribly effective handle to those who bold to such theories. 2icc Tori Tvw, The Home of the Locust. The State Entomologist of Missouri is Prof. C V. Riley, a naturalist who at tracted attention in Europe by his able researches oa the iA,y&uro, on Ameri can Insect that has piayed havoc with the vineyards of France. The invasions of enormous swarms of Rocky Mountain lo custs, commonly called grasshoppers in the Western States and Northwestern Territories, during the years 1S7S, and 1874, led him to investigate the hab its of this national pest and search in that way for some remedy to iu disastrous at tacks. The result of his studies reveals an extraordinary fact in the career of CiiUpte&tu tprciut, as the devourcr is named by the learned. Prof. Riley be lieves that the insect is indigenous in the higher levels of Utah, Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, Northwestern Dakota, and British America. For successful breed ing of healthy individuals it requires hot and dry soil. Experiments prove that frost and severe cold have little effect on the eggs, but a dry soil is necessary to the development of healthy insects. Ia the hatching-grounds of West Dakota aad Montana, along the valleys of the three forks of the Missouri river and the Yellowstone the spring sets in early, and gives place suddenly to summer, so that vegetation ia often burned out in the early put of July, (f the locust hatches too soon, so that vegetation shrivels up before it grows its wings, then it perishes in vast numbers for want of food. But if it gets time 'to develop its wings, the drought compels it to migrate; or an exceptional increase in its numbers may cause the wingless hoppers to devour avery thing green, and tho same result ensues. A. Y. Tima. It is one thing to love truth, and to seek it for its own sake; and quite an other to welcome so much of it as tallica with our impressions and prejudices.