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About The east Oregonian. (Pendleton, Umatilla County, Or.) 1875-1911 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 27, 1877)
Bile Balls from the LohIsvHIo Coar-ier-JoHraal. The latest fashion for gents at water ing place hops is a neat pin-cushion on the fappel stuck full of - pins to repair damages to pin-backs. And next day they go calling for pins, you know. An exchango says; "A baby at the baby show at Wheeling, seven months old, could talk, walk and eat peanuts." And yet if it could neither cuss nor chew tobacco, what did its other accomplish menu amount to? The receat trial of a nerro in Eman uel county. Ga, for stealing a peck of peas, cost -5-3 1 5 dollars and the negro was acquitted. If Emanuel county has to pay at the rate of $1,500 a bushel for all the peas stolen, she had better abolish the crop. Sam "Welch and Sam Meyers played with an old loaded gun in which the ramrod hhd, "been left. Sam Meyers kicked the trigger and the ramrod went through the other Sam's arms and body. Sam le recovering, but he -will probably always have somewhat of a stiff appear ance of having swallowed a ramrod.. "This city," says an Independence (Mo.) paper, can boast of having just now, among other rich and rare things, a few gallons of the oldest and best whisky in the United States." Then Thy splrit(s), Independence let me share, Lord of the lion heart and eacle ere: Til follow thee with brow and bosom bare" But hanc the rhyme! bring out your rich old rye. The drug coca, which comes from Fern, and is worse in its effects than opium, is recommended as a cure for bashfulness, the shamefaced, under its influence, becoming bold as lions. It would be well for a few drummers to try some or it. A wad of it under the dam ask check of a Northwestern commer cial traveler might do much toward stim ulatinx trade. Mis. Hates, it seems, has determined to recognize Diaz as President of the Mexican Republic, but he had better be in a hurry about.it. In Mexico an ad ministration doesn't last always. It used to be that if they didn't have a new ad ministration every morning for breakfast they were wretched for the rest of the day, and matters stand pretty much thwt way jet. About & year ago the Rev. J. A Ray, of Bu&ahxgot pretty badly hurt in a sleeping-car on the Pennsyvania railroad, and a jury awarded him the other day $ 10,000 damages. How a fellow could get hurt ten thousand dollars' worth these hard times without being killed it is difficult to see. There are men in this world who would lose two or three legs for that much money. The Christian, Secretary tells us "that churches should encourage their pastors 1 Z .1 -, Y . 1 - uj payujir uiera. ua i mil aiaini? a little too much of the churches! Don't Toxknow that if vou eneocare'the tor by paying him this year he will want . i - . ... . you to encourage him in the same way the xtextl It is perhaps well enough to encourage him ithat way once, but there are members of the congregation who will tell you that it won't do to get into a regular habit of it. "What ought to be thought of a rational human being who refuses an offer of $300 for a dor, as a citizen of Greenup is said to have done the other dayt If a man has a thousand and one of the handsom est and most talented dogs un the conti nent the error it la crane of dogdgm and is oSered fifteen cents fur the entire lot, the highest duty he owes to common sense is to accept the offer, even if he has to walk twenty miles and pay ten dollars for the privilege. That Florida chicken that was killed not long ago with thirteen grains of cold in its gizzard was evidently descendant of the celebrated goose that laid the golden egg. It is a great pity that they ever killed that chicken. That it was her intention to begin the" laying cf golden eggs as scon as she had 'accumulated s sufficient amount cf be! lion to reader the business permanent there can be no doubt, and that so unique and so laudable an enter prise should thus .have been -nipped In the bud is not -.till creditable t her na tive State. there are seventy-fire marriageable girls and but a dozen or so cf marriageable young men. The girls, if they wuh to secure husbands, ought to take a hint from Rome's rape of the Sabines. What's to hinder them from invitinir all the young men for thirty or forty miles around to a "grand barbecue" and seizing them while they are piling in the bog and hominy! The young men once in their power, nothing would be easier than to convince them that eternal -vigilance tit at is to cay, eternal marriage is the price of liberty. Mextioxesg the birth of a child at Millersbunr the Carlisle Mercury says "The event occurred on the (event!, hour of the day, the seventh day of the week. tne seventh day in the montu, tne seventn month in the year 9 seventy-teven, and weighed seven pounds, ne defy any body to produce an eight that will beat it." Oh, yon do, do your uell, mere that last baby of Snodkins, his eighth child, born at the eighth hour of the day, the day before the eighth day of tne weak, the eighth week of the month lacking lour, the half of eight the eigntn monui of the year, the eighth year of its pa rents' marriage, which wa the eighth marriage in the family, began to squall at the eighth minute alter us birth, was hushed at the end of the eighth minute, -weighed eight ounces, eight grata, eight pennywciguu, ana Jii mower aie ujc jeg of a stewed chicken that morning for breakfast. You had better be careful how you throw your defiances in the face of people that have traveled. Do you know Snodkins! "A max in Philadelphia has invented a horse that is propelled by hot air, and which he says will carry a load of 10,000 pounds over an ordinary road a hundred miles a day." This is the most alarming invention that the ingenuity of man, inspired by the dickeaa, has ever contrived. That man ought to be taken out and shot, and his horse 'knocked into kindling wood. Let this new horse be universally adopted, as it inevitably will be, and what is to become of the old one! The race will become ex tinct, of course. And then somebody will invent a hot-air man to ride and drive that hot-air horse, and what will become of us men! Speedily extinct, of course. "Why, don't you see where it will all end if this thing is not stopped at once! It won't be long before the present style of men and horses will be abolished wiped out completely and their places taken by diabolical contraptions in their shape, run by hot air 1 1 A high old world this will be when we come to such a pitch as that. The horse can't help himself, but man can, and if he doesn't want to see both wiped from the face of the earth, it is about time for him to - step forward and 6 j so. Parliaments. The Institution of parliaments, or some sort of assembly more or less rep resentative, has mado to much progress in the modern world that not to hare a parliament is now the exception, and even Turkey has at last come over to the majority, and has adopted that cherished product of Western civilization. In somo countries, too, the parliamentary fvttetn is working better than the chstacter and tmii;inn of ilio mtiiin concerned had led observers to expect, and Austria and i 1 - i -t . .... Italv are for tho moment brilliant ox am pics of constitutional government, u must be on ned, however, that there are j some little clouds passing over the bright parliamentary sky. The kings of Den mark and Bavaria govern in despite of, rather than in accordance with, their parliaments; and the French Assembly, which, as its late president says, deserved so welt of France and the republic, has been summarily dismissed by a high handed exercise of authority. Even at home Parliament does not shine just at present. The House of Commons is perpetually in the ludicrous position of a man who cannot get up because some one has pinned his coat-tails to his a . - a. teat. That the existence of the late French Assembly was brought suudenly to a close was known to every one; but few persons except those who hare read the verbatim reports published in the official journal haw any notion in what a very singular way a French Assembly goes on J while it is still in existence, and what! verr troubled scenes nrcvail dnrinir iU ' discussions. It is hard to understand ' how discussion goes on at all in an As-1 sembly wbick permits itself to behave in such an extraordinary way. The inter ruptions to a speech often take up more space in the report than the speech itself. A running fire of provocative comments is kept up, and excited memlters shake their fists at each other, aud are contin ually dishing into what is called the bemicycle, in order to vent their fury against the occupant of the tribune. Perhaps co sitting of the late Assembly was more perturbed than its last,whea It adopted the order of the day against the new government. The latest flower of parliamentary life is, however, said to be the loveliest, and experienced observers ask us to study and appreciate the demeanor and con duct of the Ottoman Assembly. The Turks are stated to take their parlia mentary pleasure in a very serious and satisfactory way. They do not sit, as it was anticipated, cross-legged on the ground, but bolt upright on benches in a state of grave discomfort. They bare desks provided for them which they do not use. Tbey make short speeches with sufficient fluency and much earnestness, and above all. they actually listen with keen attention to what is said by sncccs- pas-isive speaker. There is so want of in - . t . dependence boat them; they attack obnoxious Ministers freely, sometimes re fuse what is demanded of them, ana bring to the notice of the Sultan and the public the grievances which torment them. All this Is very creditable to them, but tbev are quite powerless. A parliament which has no poaer, and which can only state grievances, is not parliament at alL It is only a rudi mentary body out of which a parlia ment may one day, under new and favor able circumstance, be formed. "What the Ottoman parliament would be like if its whole position were changed, and if it could really influence the government of the country, it is impossible to say. It might break down under the novel task. or it might show unexpected capacities. r all jo lice ougnt to be done to tne pres ent parliamentary Turks. They are net ridiculous, they are dignified in the con duct of business, they arc -very much in earnest, and the intense misery they have sees or felt makes them too anxious for redresa to permitof tbeir being tbe pliant I tools of a goreraaeat. But they are i i . ... ti. ,s..l..i.i r.r w i i um., . . ib M..avw ui t.. t . - - - . ... Uameatary existeace, ana wnctber they 1 Trfii .ft i-,c?ct th .i-rr.l imiWiB.- ' rl ouildlBi;. or how, if they enter, they -will behave there, time alone can Jleziiie. reveal. Saturday ,Pcvr Rex Oct. TVbcn the excite ment of the strike was at its height in Newark, Ohio, a stalwart citizen felt the necessity of bracing himself up. Tbe "Mayor had ordered the closiag of all saloons aad drinking places, and the police bad enforced the regulations rigidly. Bat there was a back door in Gingerbread Bow, and behind the bar there was long range lightning whisky. Hie stalwart citizen crept ia, got his driak aad beat a retreat. Soon he was overwhelmed with burning sensations in his stomach. Something seemed to be blazing there, aad he burst into a dec tor's omce exclaiming: 'For God's sake, pump me out quick." 'What is wrong with youl" inquired tbe doctor. "Get the pump ready while I am telling you. I'm burning up inside. Hurry. I took a drink dorra on Gingerbread How. They bave put a job upon me. I am poisoned." The doctor suddenly interposed: "Why, I smell something burning myself;" aad opening the patient's waistcoat found a bole three inches in diameter burned ia tbe shirt front. While tbe stalwart citi zen was taking bis drink be had dropped a cirar itumti between his waistcoat aad shirt. Didn't you smell smoker asked lbs doctor. "You're right, I did; but I thought it was coming ut of my mouth. Sracto CnicKESs JTot Wasted. Great indignation has been caused in tbe Province of Assam, owing to an order is sued by a native Illb Priest tint there is to be no more breeding of fowls. All who Sn disobedience of this order persist in rearing fowls are threatened with the heavy displeasure of tbe liigh Priest in this world, and worse still, witn eternal .eraai i time,! perdition in the next. In tbe mean be lenes fines on all who are even sus pected of the offense of fowl-breeding. A correspondent of tbe Calcutta n;Uth- j man, signing himself a "Starved -out Planter,1 complains of the "awful ca lamitynwitb which tbe province is threat ened, owing to the unfortunate whim of this ecclesiastic, snd suggests tbe im mediate interference of government with tbe view of removing all clerks oa the multiplication of poultry. "It is," he says, "lo be hoped that strict inquiries will be instituted by tbe authorities, and a quiet but firm intimation sent to tbe Aonbati Gokhain (the High Priest) that be is not acting in accordance with the views of the government in thus in terfering with tbe legitimate rights of the Race prejudice is unknown in France, and all places of education and all places of resort are freely opened to blacks as well as to whites. Mr. Caraby, a Loais ianian of color, is an esteemed lawyer of Paris. Tiie Bussians bave no standing army. Libraries. I think it wai JcanPanl'whotald'he' always looked on a library as a learned conversation. Rut there are libraries aud libraries. II. L. told me he' once found a foolish, pedantic old millionaire curled up in -a luxdiiouk apartment, willed with richly-bound books, nut one of which he nan ever rtau, but all nl wliicli tie pre-j teudeu to Have uuvoun.il L. ssvt that when he entered this mow, betu(likil wltU glittering tomes, the proprietor ex- 1 u , - i . . i. . r claimed, "And so vou have fouud me out at last, alone with tny books! Here's wlnre t hi le away from bo family, day afttx dsy, and nolody'i nene tht truer ." Pierca Kgan has u anecdote of an other "literary character," which I quote in this connection without comment. "A lady, resident in Devonshire, ging into one of her tartars, discovered a young ass, who hid found his way into the room and carefully closed the door upon himself. He bad cridently cot been long in this situation before he had nibbled a part of Cicero's Orations, and eaten nearly all the index of a folio edition of 'Seneca,' in Latin, large part 8f a volume of La Urujcre's 'Maxims,' in French, and several pages of 'Cecilia. He had done no other mischief what ever." The library of old Sir John Danvcrs, as described by Bernard, must have bevn a curiosity. It abounded with the best works of the best authors, but there was 001 one pence, rummc in iu -oo eager had beca s,r Joha ia bis pursuit of knowledge," wrote Bernard, "that be had inspected every book in his collec tios, and wherever a passage plcaxd him, he tort out OwUaf and thrift' It itito hi pxlft!" Tnat was a clever remark of an Hag lish essayist, who tokl us so many years ao that be had such a rcvcrace fur the wisdom folded up on his library shelves, that be considered the very tercsaj of the backs of his books "a discipline of humanity." Tbere are some h oetchold libraries which, once visited, can never be forgot ten. It- W. has one, "filled to overflowing with delights." You oannet move about it anywhere and not be tncha&Led. There is scarcely an cOition uf any literary work worth owning that cannot be dis covered un his shelves, and if you have a year at your disposal it is nose tu long to spend in that "house of fame." D.'s collection is a rare one, bat he srilf Insist on telling you tbe cost of every set of books in his pussasion, aad thas ex asperate yon with daaacta! values when ,a a.s - , "'""J . csumaws. onlv wish for t hat uo I care bow much he paid in ; .. ... . . r goia lor tne t-iAdi; ui tus vanoes i r mi w rcnimuua ; lotniiij to Shakeipcaresl It is the -inspired leaves" a IxiX. ot Trapper's Icdlaa Oil we are after, and not tbe ritded glories ! ,. . , ' ' nnihsnniA 6 ,1 L, Bsrchas's AbicltBc fr crosp. coils, on the outside. !or threat sdboaiae. t a 11 . a I I . t - a 1. . 1. a r uusa sciu us wc uiceu lauagai i. a calamity to die without having sees the OlTmiiian Ztrca. br Itudias. and TV has tl saiue opinion of these ucbaj.py mor- tats who are translated before they have haadletl his sumptuous Uorace, ta day'a magaicest morocco. Tbe tuoerapber of Dtexe&s . . i r.rs:er, hS afsemMed ahUrary worthy ; of bioself, which is not tacAi.g cufogy. It was fall of wfcat Lamb call KJreaX -etcrue- copies that caa never grew stale or caprodectire, aad to hate peat a day .mature sieresHypea, ' ise in it with the host for indicator, and Dckens for co-csthaiast, is a uemofy forever. Maauscnpts of Coldsmitn, Smitt J Jint.in St.rfi - A .1ita. i. tlrt-V Fidamg aisd Smollett, Uajtthet with tbej Olglcal craugUUot -JJaVkI Uojrpti&Id,i "Oliver Taist. aad a dozea ottser books " from the same giowiag haad aan brua, were not to be hand eU withoet a thnil : auuqcbu uc KiTurp: Oi waiKias about in Words or th's librarv.aad be-, t i i ,i . ., r .. I lag shown by the uct the je els it oontaiacd. bit&scil tssar ot I recall what I oJ !-card wen with a kiad of trats- even no-rvithouSh it U mote than tcntv-&re vears are years slate I stooa beside the . - 1 . t . -t- T- : " -sue Mrawo, ' e c wiaipi ubi in ice. mtiTUi oi wane ne iiatcxi oat in the manriss of his bucks what Cwiettdge, Lamb aad Sonthey bad written iherci . - Lord Hvugfctda's library, ilsojts ose of tbe most attrsctiTC in Eaglaad, es pecially in poetry aii autographs. Alex ander Dvce, the editor of -Beaumont aad Fletcher, had marvels to sbov tne is his fine old book rooms in Gray a Inn, thirty 3 cars a-o. Alattserhsns the most in!erctiD to me of all the private libraries I have ever seen in England, was the small col lection of Charles and 3Iary Lamb; which Edward Moxon, the publisher, unlocked for me when I was first in England, be fore tbe books were dispersed, as they never ought to have beca. Then asd there I lovingly handled hu Hit Mar- In.a 1 m V m rnVMa.., . .C VV ayStfcaf naw a"V, . lilltUIWVUU V. Uil- MVIUW.ba I Aid Drartnn. Al Coaler, ad Ai'j Barton! I I remember bow Moxon whole family imwu sruuna mil -me ui iuc ii.u oil Newcastle, by his Duchess," -d ' stoned of Limb's enthusiasm over the book, a volnmeabotat which be has writ ten, IS"o casket is rich eaough, ao casiag suSdectly durable, to hoaor aud keep safe such a jewel. One of the selectcst household libra ries in America bavjste'y been left deso late. Our new Minister to Spain 'leaves beiunu mm a family ol "lilerary mag ! nincos," at xJ in wood, not easily to be urpased anywhere; aalT althoagh we are all proud of.tlie call bis country sends him to aid and honor Jicr in tb a , f f - ... lanu oi ucrvaatci-, we lament tne neces sary absence which now renders It Im possible for our beloved professor to give u, as bis wonted addret, "Among my Bjoks." Fnm "U mitring" b? J. T. FUldt. He IIad Bees tx tue War. An old soldier, who went through the war of the rtilltnn ln!nrr ilnjr r Anf'?m IV o 1 nidge, Lookout Mouotain, Gettysburg, etc., was in Pittsburgh on the iate dread' ful Sunday, fie was struck In tbe small of the back with a lump of coal, but you could not discover thstjie took any note of it. A brickbat nit him alongtideof the head, tid a smile stole acres the old man's face. Then a dazn pistol shots were heard, and a bullet carried away the warrior's left car. Tbe old maa held his tides and laughed until thoy heard bim over In Allegheny. As he wiped tbe blood from tbe side of bis head be fairly yelled with delight. "Tllat',buslnc4s,,, ne exclaimed. "Taat does a man's soul good. If somebody will only bave tbe kindness to shoot me in the bowels, now," and be waded into Ibe thick of the fisfat. "I'll clean out the whole kaboodle of you." OH City Der Ik the Bed Hirer Valley one man owns a farm which Is a sight well worth seeing. He has 4,000 acres of wheat lb onVbody, which good judges predict will yield thirty bushels per acre. It would ccm to require some labor to prepare 120,000 bushels of wheat for the market. Frora Swamp and MArah, Front land left saturated br receding togJt, and from pools lUcnatlyi; In tunke'n lots on the outskirts of cities, rises a vapor ptrg. nsnt with disease. Its name It miasms, and It Is Isden with the vcetl of fever and ague, bilious remittents, and other malarial illsor. drrs. Howtorotx) successful! with these detructlTi maladies Is a problem solved mors than a fjusrtrr of a century Jo bjr the 1 discovery of Hosteller's StotnicU Bitters, which his prutcd Itself an absolute speclflc fur mUsiasll: disease In etery form, lis sure 1 prevehttrr, and asupvrb lusigurantand Ken- eral alterative of dlsoiderrd conditions of 1 llicstslcru Irrcfractlile cildenca to pro e IhlsMcl has been arcuinuratlnt; for j ears, arid Sfsrre.lv a dav passes Uboul some fresh eorrobiiratlon of IL Eminent physicians have, altera tboroueh test, pronounced the article perfectly cdcaclous ami absolutely pure, and the Arucrlrin , people los; i(j adapted it as tke!r fsvorllc btfuetioM rem- Purohaalns Agonoy. Ladles who are desirous of bavin? roods purchased for them la Sin Kraaclsco can do so by addresslnj; Mrs. W. H. Ashley, who will seed samples of roods for their Inspec tion and approval. Would say that I am. an experienced dress-maker, and bave the ad. vantage of buylnr; at wholesale, and would cive rar pstrons tbe btnefit of same Goods pcrehased and sent C. O. I). Send for Or cular. Any Information In regard to style cheerfully riven. Would add that I have a first-class establishment for Dress-maklnr, and am prepared to execute country orders wlib dUpatch. Address Mas. W ll.Aani.rr, fJJ SulUr street. Boom i5t San Francisco. - The Boat Photograph On the Paelfle Coast are nosr msde at the New York Gallery. No. s Third street, San Francisco. Prices to suit the times. J. II. PETERS. Proprietor. Ax Extcxuck Porcr-aaiTT Each year nods "Btowa's MaoxrauLTaocnxV Is new localities In various parts of the world. For retievtar Cushs, Colds, aad Throat Ills ease, the Troche bare been prmf re Mi We. Arrcvrtox Is raited to the offsr made by the NaUosal SUrer-PUUar Co, 7oi Cbcstnul &L. IlsUadclpbla. la ur eetaran. Their sit- . and their reaereu o'flcrUasallabieU ail tie readers of this paper forosaety days after date. Use Bomhaa's sad neuralgia. AbitUce for rbeumattsa Pbtskiaxs of hLzh susdinr calcsltAtleg ly re their Indorsement to Ike use of Lac Uracfeebcrr-Msrsbair CathoUcos for all fe raalc evraplsUU. The weak as4 debilitated ad wsederful relief freta ce&sLaat use of this valuable rcsncdy. SJJ by alt drurzlst. I LiJ per boUlc. Ma. E 5acs.KAjcjr.of 2Ta Pearl street, X. T, tfrs asrcal fssrgain la P&olorraphsc apasralui. sbbeSar so staple Last aoytvdy eas ferale Kii K ssseceasfony e&d lUas fercUrclar. CTXCB roa FoC lirTS " AflT iradinr bsMdreds of datlars Iwr doctors' fees. I was ...... T . . MuvniMEsns TxsirauAxcx hutxu m 30 ,Jd&2gVFf-1 kb. i i rastaru sa urrttu rturtxr , a IU. Si., aaa rrtmat TK ra&t-SOy GEAWrATi: tiEvnsr or- - ins. aj a-vrr !. Ma rraa s-ns B"""s?B ai ji.uiiTir tis mr.( r. xm.i A79 fa,---. Muwrrttf issjs-r tsssa wrr w 4t?Arrats. A li-l. LILXa AU.ikMu IA. 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