Why She Didn't Believe a "Word the
Papers Say.
"John," said Mrs. Sanscrit to her
husband, one evcninc last week, "I've
been reading the paper."
"That's nothin'," grunted John. "I've
seen people before who read newspa
pers." "Yes, but there are several things in
the papers I caa't understand."
"Then doat read 'cm."
"What do they mean about the strike,
John! "What is a strike, anyhow f"
"A strike is where they have struck,"
and Sanscrit knocked the ashes from
his cigar.
"I doat grasp your meaning exactly,"
said Mrs. with a puzzled look. "Sow
these strikes have stopped all the rail
road trains Iu the country. Why did
they do itr"
"To prevent "cm from running."
"Yes, but why don't they want trains
to rout"
"Because they wanted more money for
running them."
"Do they pay more for stopping trains
than tfiy do for running them f
".No, you stupid woman."
"Then why in the world diu they stop
'cm why didnl they run more of "em or
run 'cm faster! Seems to me that would
pay better."
".Slarv Ann, vou win never surrouua
Lo! tho Toot Indian.
Famous Automata.
No automaton or deception ever had
such a succe a the automaton chess-
plavcr. which for more than lialf a em- .more dan
Every school-boy knows of Osceola,
tho Seminole chief. He it was that made
the spirited "Seminole Heply"
"Blare with vonr ferried column'
I will not bend the knee!" etc .
wliieh. in times crone bv. at least, was
favorite on declamation day. Hut Osce-1 gentleman of 1'rcsliurg in IlHnrr
1n tn forced to submit, and at the end i was exhibited to tlnHiM.ml ta Pre
of Ihe Florida war was a captive iu Koitj burg, Vienna and 1aii, iwwedmlclr
Moultrie. His brother accompsnicd the after iu cmpleiin. In 1 "$-$(
tribe on its nilsrimase to the West, and jit was exhibited in IHJon and
That Disease Brood h Dlscaso
U a notorious (act. It b therefore of vital
importance to ctirck inaUHIe la their birth,
ere tbcv have a cbsnoi to dcTrJoji other asd
! 1'iajcr, which i.ir more man lull a cen- (wotc uauSv.. ...
ttiry ..tonished and delighted the whole ! JSf to J? -M i
or hutopc. The chess-player was con j HiiateitcrV Stoinarb IMtersi a
aislructcd in 17(19 by Van KerniM-leu, a I use of wbW-h tannot tip too ti
AXK YOCK 3IOXKV
r rrtttaj jutt l-uoTociurus i iiowtAXtrs
KW OAUXKV. N. as TM4 Hrr-l. R.a Tt9
tUox rmt-etaaa IWMZrk. tr Ulf fa arfcr
chirrt xi hrr ritV-rW. Url rvrtratla. In M
sewaierek.alrTS:X In)LUiH. OM lVfar
rUr;r4 U r ti xtn MMMirnr iefa. Kr
EaaibrM Crttoni aaat la, KKY CHIUI. at
mmjm jEaZ mZj mTLi 'jSj mj ''S
was reco2uized as it chief ; but, having
saved the life of a merchant and his
daughter from New York, he was induced
to go to that city, where he became that
merchant adopted and assumed the
name of (Vioiht. He travcletl abroad
and had various ad vantage of education,
and having married n bpaniah lady at
Barcelona, took her to New York and
other rru of KnslaMd. After this it
seems to have fallen out of repair, la
1819, Maei7.cl, the rotchaaklau, orer
hau'ed it. mil exhibited it ih Great Brit
ain in that ami the following year, where
"it excited," aaja. Sir David BrewfU-r, "a
inteue an iuUrcal at when it wai Arl
produced in Germany." The chess-player
was a life-sized tlnure. clothed in a
eroas -disorder. A a tneana-if
wUIeb, II allowed to
nllre Mitem,
tnnurlne ihr :
airunrir urirrd i ,
Ult.4i of llsor little UHrfhUtrd. amiU .w.. .MWwm4 ihmmHc MU wmtrt 31
LXJ
Jaev a t4od. !
Urr truut4 UM te tureiscdul lnSecre;l
iaUiuaa4 IntfcorAlca tLo nrrve. Moru.1
irer. it U drrltnl trin purely boUteal
Miurcr. and In tbU, a iu every other re- j
ix-ct, l uerIor tu tbc mineral runrJlr. of
Ike 'liaruicviHrla.
Uz burNhant't AbltlBe fr creep, told.
or Umt and h'HrwrifU.
Knwl ML.Iwui rnxdea Mnl 1WtM.ni.
ni USHAU-S ABIKT1NE UK Bt'KSiS, dCAUM.
' lu rl Sun of
gained a wide reputation and a lucrative
practice, lie uvea in a manner com
bining civilized tastes and savage fond
ness tor barbaric display, having a rich
ly furniobed wigwam as well as a tine
modern house in tbc city and a wigwam
at Saratoga for summer residence, lie
drove hU horx-, i raveled at will, visited
the tribe several times, and before his
death, in 1SC5, had accumulated a large
fortune, invoted motly in real estate.
A son oT this brother of Osceola, the
the problem." Semimde chief, and of his SpanUh wife.
"Jlaybe not, Jolin. borne things are i died on Thursday ma Itond street attic
gotten up purposely to bother women, from the cfL-cts of intemperance. He
Now, here's a column beaded 'Base Ball. ws known as Chccola Cooper, and was
settled down as an Indian doctor. He j Turkuh dress, and seated behind a large
chest or box somewhat resetnbliog
librarv desk three awl a half feet high.
The machine ran oa caatera. The dioxi-
player sat on a chair fixed to tlte square
"What is base ball. John!
"Doat you know what base ball isl
Hsppy woman! you have not lived m
vain."
"Here it says that The Hartfords
could not collar Comming. curves.
What under the san are Cummings
curvest"
"It's the wav that he delivers the
balL"
"Is the ball chained P
Xo, you booby."
"Then how does he deliver itl"
"I mean pitchesit."
"Oh! 2fow here it says Jones muffed a
lull after a bard run. What was the ball
doing after a hard runt"
"Hadn't you better confine your re
search to the obituary and marriage col
umns, Xary, with an occasional adver
tisement thrown in to vary the monot
ony P
-Yes, but John, I want to know.
There's Mrs. Racket, over the way, who
goes to all the bae ball irarses, and
thirty-four years of age. nc combined
in Ids personal appearance the Indian and
Spanish characteristics to a marked
degree, but the savage instincts were
strong in him. He might have had the
best of education, but never learned to
read and write. He led a wild and irreg
ular life, sometimes wandering over tlx
country and sometimes plunging into the
dissipations of the city. He served in the
war, and ws distinguished for daring
bravery and great skill as scout. He
is said to have bad great dignity at timof
and a fine sense of ton or, but his appe
tite far drink dragged him down to the
level of a common drunkard. When his
father died, bis affairs, which had
been managed bv a confidential clerk,
i using a power of attorney, were found to
be in great cuniusion. Here young Os
ceola l'clt the need of education and
ot sober habits to enable bitn to secure
his own, but be seems to have beca ua
mercifullv swindled. He set his mark to
deed and power of attorney. ben intox
comes bacx to talk me bund about ny- icated, and m signed away large amoonta
fouls. brace hits.' kv scrapers. and alt ' of prxliertv. He finallr emplorcd as a
those thlncs. Fur heaven's sake, John, lawyer Wn.C. Barrett, w bo absconded
what is a sky-scrapcrP ' some months age, leaving tlte affairs that
"Compote vourself. old woman. You I had been intruded to him in inextricable
are treading on dangerous ground; your confusion. The last years of Oceola
feet are on slippery rocks, while raging
billows roll beseath."
"Mercy on me. What do joa meant"
"I mean, my dear madam, that when
ever a woman begins to pry about among
three strikes, fair balls, base bits, daisy
cutters, home run?, and kindred subjects,
site's in danger of being lost"
-We!!, 1 confess I'm comj'.K-tely lost to
know what the newspaper means when
it says Addy stole a base, while the
sipectatora applauded. Have we come to
ancu a pass ma; society wiu appiauu a
thief? WbT wasn't Addv arrested! 2fow
life were embittered with struggles for
his property and with his evil passions,
and be finally died in poverty, the victim
of dnnk.
There is believed to be considerable of
the father propertv still available for
the heirs, consisting of two childrtn of
sister of Oi-ceola Cooper. That stster
was well educated and well married, bet
died some year a&o, and her huaband
has since deceased. One of the children, '
a boy, was in the bands of a foster-sister
Tho Firo Klrnr.
Cue of tbc exhIUtt at the faviltuo. KceCt
raicbi letntxuiDU rue LxtlDtruubr. u tbe nrunnirn pnrn
loaly k&ovneumpoundubkb BbU lire with ruv"', iQ?' '
JfVAOK rATAUK.I K VKKJt Til AOUXTS-
s
m
Are. It U tbe Int etilk.0 of a German cbctaWt,
I a dry, oHtl taas put up in boxes varruij;
from Lie to tbirty pound In wctsbt, reached
bv a fiiK from tbe outatJe. wblcb ran bo In-
tihisrightar
in the left he held a pipe, which was rc-Mrr room or anr rrfaee wboilror nartiallr
moved during the game, as it was with . couflueJ, -aUl aliaor InaUntaneoualy and
that baud that he made the moves. A wlthaUofcte rerUlnfyeitJnrul.h tbe dtnea.
chcs-boardf eighteen inches Hjuare and , ;V -V" Xr'aS
liearingthe uual number of piece, was .a-,ted itaed make iu u comt-jlorr
placed before the figure, The exhibitor ' An loflnltc number 4 public aud pr.vatc
then unlocked four doors, two In the front I" &-e been made. bol bare been errt
and two in the back of tbe chest, and "rea "ur
li.l.l . H..litA.I r-tmM .t flu. ounlmf I.T- ! ..V 7 ' . -. -- . - "--. :
. . , : , . ". - , like roaiiuuwf M.cnl intKlcasa all Kl oa I cf
which to exhibit the machinery, which 'fire, aad hea tbe eourc teaide haa beeoacj
consisted oi levers, wneais, cyiuucrs and ; a hub? ma 01 nre, a box ei ue eompouna
pinions, sue nirare waa aiao caaaimcu, , . . . V. ..' 7. . I
L.l ..... r - ,(.. t,um i IbeHrehaa been UAtllf extinsuUbed.
" , , ,. , " : leatiuc roDaidcraUe quaattUe f oil u&roo-
frunt of the cheat a Staill box of Count- , .ml- Some bf IU ultieUr.1 are aa lot.
ei, a set of cbess-mea and a ctiahiusi for ; lews lla portabUttr, tcty poueda belac
the automaton a arm. were taken. All ! usaeicBi io swaiirextmruu a nre roo&ord
the doors and drawers were then do,ed 'J? rfl?. Xi?" l"1
and locked the aj.ccUU.rs having satis-i, etB.rt.uh fire vWth waier Wtat,
hed themselves that tbtre was no place mcb as Wuraic- coal eft, tarjBUBe tsnta,
for a concealed irson the exhibitor ' It u atmMuidy bsrie sa tu aeiloo,
busied himelf in adjusUsg the mecbaa- 1 Srat tta , eomVtuiloe i Injur.
j r ... , ,. i ,1 i " . , ., IE- Dl even the moat delicate fabric It.
ism from behind tlw cheat, ramoved the B KXAou, burE. sraduahy, la IW
pipe from the figure band aad wound jtWy cleajtiatu acilva.tll prcacrrcK
up the machinery. The automaton was eiSeiesey for nsaey years In ay citmate. la
then ready for plav, which betraa as soon , mroer. asd U taxatuxMe far m
as aa opponent was lotsad in Ihe aadl- ( iter Uat. aad aMKe Uc tUl of Jaauarv
CCCC The automaton took the rt move , cia.l TMavJ, hare bn-n mM. aad altlarli
in an cacs. .x every wove
the automaton the wbects
-mra Ykaox r I irk taxaara - Ka fttrnm fniiriM if.
r ! . Y v "''city, aad durlac the Cvtafcsc .ckaolbcr
head, and aeems U hok over every psrt aCt vI cac tUt llf fee
of the cbcas-board. When it se efceck j pta. Newtwn A Jeaks. low MoatsMry
to its opponent it shake its head thrice, ' aret, Saa rraacix. are the oe a;rU fwr
and onlv twice whes it checks the ws. lUr lrf ewat V F
It likewise shakes hi head w km a fale ' ,, . .
move is made, replace its aJveraar,'. , Whal Shl"pSo? aT
takes, a&d takes the next move iiactf. !
a x tarrMf. Amt
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Tn general, though not alwajs, the aa
torsaton stins the game. DartBg tfce
progress of tbc game the tshiMuir stasda
near the machine, and winds it p like a
clock after it has made tern or twelve
moves. At ether time he west te a ear
ner of the room, as if to caslt a small,
sqeare box which stuod opes fwr this pr
pote. Pysciso, the whist-pUyrr. has not; im
proved mach apoo the aatasaton chess
player, invested more than a katnlred
years ago. Van Kemelen never pretend
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Neajlr l.-KU vttcta arc cvaataed at &aa
(jeauaL aaj sot wae quarter ot tbea are tr
; raat l- rtaf4ojrJ ued-r Ike Jrrtt taatets.
1 TTae State eaast nUUxc Ukco. aaul at u vlth
. lie rreatett tfSSraltr Uiat (wilbeia tarn can
hattea4 of belfcr coiareflJ tsasaart Utea- - aaai
Seise, or bctar. aa ta Mat oi ii.c ruir.. a I """""
scrcel'rtTesoctotheeBBcaiealth.trary'r t V I L"0,TLT JPr- fl
are a tearr ux opoa live vrowrt JbofcJera. ilM VJ U Aa X Ot J3 JX Vi
Tbttr rai! lavcrraac is BUiatcf la ataraisjr
, At tbe WtKSt rate, we ahaJt b BaaWc
ta bolld pnaett (aat esesstt lo eeetala ltaa.
There a few are kept at vrk. Mat karatag;
uWd UaiSea tbat bit be a beae&t lo ttatsa I
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It aa laixc. StlTT.
trf -wtay la
toacaSas. ttS
arw traes M ZOcX
rmt tm Bar raitlTM.
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rm nil a U
cktan s via
ut t rri-waaj S
TkcSan rarraUw
knm St vHt
WaanMliM at
au. itu Vt hi InuMLiM Sar ft JiiaO-
a-X LAKS. Jl .- ara MlS.a SC. Su rnacoa
1 If IrUIKlM
of old Dr. CiMper, a Sionx Hjcaw, who i
thoroairblv icaian in all tier lnitincts ana
here s 3ispning put out by Mart, assayed I taatw, and uceoZa Ds4 Ion;; been cn
bv Carev. ana I can't see that he did j raced in a fa tile attempt to gain pats-
anything wrong, either. Jesiina Chris to- session of the lad and place him in better
-pberl Here it savs that Pike Sew oat, IS hands. He oied with that nussitin uafnl
don t believe a word ol it. I never saw I nileu. lie was uot a poor aavaze ana
a man flv vet..&nd I won't believe it can 1 civilization did not asrrce with him. He
be done till I see it with mvowa eves.! might have been better o3T at the head of
John, what makes these newspaper men hi tnbe on the western plains. Wealth
lie so horribly!
John was asleep, and Urs. Sanscrit
turned gloomily, not to say skeptically,
to the letter list for information. News
papers were not made for women. 7ia
cinuaii Eu?uirer.
. . . a
CoBHBdrams.
aad the advantages of civilized life were
his nun, became the vices and allure
ments which surrounded him fed and in
flamed his fierce pasiocs,w bile none of the
tier restraints bad eUt-ct. Ix, tbe
poor Indian: tee representative ot a
great chief of the last generation, died a
wretched drunkard in a poor attic n-
tm Glt&e.
"What is the difference between a spi
der and a sea-cull! One has his feet an
& -web and tbe other has a aeb on his
feet.
How Kindness Wis Appreciated.
-Please pall that belL niter, asked
KTit i a Hansom cab a daatrerous I an innocent, iooiacr dot who was sxana
carriage to drive in 1 Because the coach-1 ing on the step of a Louse on Franklin
,.n !k-kt drives over tout head. street above Girard avenue yesterday
"VVTjt are lawyers and doctors safe peo-1 morning, of a dandy chap who was pas-
nle by whom to take example! Be-ug by. Thinking that the boyreaided
sail-
cause they practise their professions.
"What is the difference between a
or aad a soldier J The one tars his ropes,
the other pitches his tents.
Why is chloroform like Mendelsohnl
Because it is one of the creat com
posers of mndera times.
.T-t . .1 "I'.CC
in the house, and desired to gain admit
tance therein, the dandy replied, cr
Uinly, sonny." This little act of kind
ness, thought tbe dandy, certainly ought
to accord hun a smile or a nhank you
from the sister, who he had no doubt
would answer the bell. It was in tbe
"What is the difference between a hun- hope of receiving some such recognition
rra-nn and a plnttonl One lonjrs to that he lingered for a moment. The
eat. the other eats too long. I door was opened by a robust daughter of
"When were there only two Towels! I the r.menud Isle, wbo carried a broom In
T th Hts of foah ino a.1 before vou I her hand. -Pbat did ycz ring that bell
and I (Tl were born. I fori she inquired of the small boy, who
Why Is a good resolution iikc a laint-i au uta a ym.wa
inc lady at a ball! Because it ought to i awnt nng it; u i
on tne curbstone.
was that ere mac'
responded the miacbievons little rascal.
painting to the retreating dandy.
Bridget started after the latter,
and catching up to him gave him
whacking blow on the bead with tbe
broom, at the same time yelling at the
be carried out. .
Why is the strap of an o&nibss like
conscience? It is an inward check on the
outer mm.
When is butter like Irish children?
""Alien it is made no into littlcPaK.
Why is a handsome girl like a mirror! top of her voice, "Annoy dacent people,
iWuiP ..lie i Mod-lookinp lasa. I will yez (another crack), O ye sptlpcco,
Whr is a nrettv ladv like an oat cake? je." He tried to explain, but it was no
Because she is often toasted. use, and finding matters were likely to
What is tbe greatest hardship in tho J terminate with serious injury to himself;
arm-MlAn imn aipasaer. he took to his btels. Bridget was not
"What is tbe best thing to do in a bur- disposed to let bim escape with to little
rv? Nothing.
Which is the sgliest bood
Falsehood.
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Unmai4trn trT,Tj itrmtl'f
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CALIFORNIA ELASTIC
KNOWLES" STEAM PUMP.
Water, Water,
t . .t i.i.t i
cuiti iuc uiuamwia rani piijw uc are Vul te or three caUaftara thai bate
game. On tbe otter fa asd, he dtttiactly aal a t overt 4 U attte t-ratetury. tie
said that tbe cSects ot tbe aachsse - urxeax oi us t inferau t areits:c
. . i ,f . .. i . . . . ... i .
peareu so marveioai.oBiy xrm tbe tnW-' ---- - i -" - l'Pi lCC TV
Sess of the conception. Ll tbe fottsnate , t.8! '"fJIi J
Choice Ot the method adopted for Ml- by fire, ikty are rar ruatttac araia iU l&e ax,; a
sion. i nereis naw lime ueuui i a uui raprwieQ ousncrr aas anr ucu arr;iarai4jr. araai
tieraoawkt contained in tbe cbot wbolthewaiuniet.tU taca.aaJ ta r. ty ' afsawat
leally played the game cf chesA, and lt CVr? j "T
chinerv was simu4y to threw the stects
rn HIS guard. 1-1 xar vc aueei, saa xraacaco, ta aijy
WeUvenospacetoakscriUIJaUaare s tt'rl . . A2
caicaiaung macnine aau jeves s soinoai I ;t, i.. ir.E - .ii .
V
. iarr irsa
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FISH & CO.,
Ii cs2t rewwea seasa Tift.
i ZaiSy Ltii. SusA asy Vznutst.
XaxDy tad "riih aa ertiaary iw
First Su Sas Fraaeica.
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OThKOt Sat Qresiara aarf aaSjrsrt-vw aa
AXEKir u rirx c
Tn CaAficxaa SA. aaa TrxuZze.
nam. i xal Batak atrreL. oj- VW ilj !-' rw artrytr
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MERICAN Globe Washboards.
DR. L. J. CZAPKAY'S
machine; but, liefore leaviag this ettr- tnurd rMaWaai vtk. Swonae pobSc j Jf . J Z m I f-. l
taining subject, It may not be iBapprx-, fi JXLwUlCal iHSUwUlG,
nnate lo add that aatsaatie oasatrsse- 1 S taxes1 A ItJU4t. 1 7
Sewing 3aTaciiine.
pnate to add that aatematic oosstraK
tioss arc not as csetess as thev seem. As
Sir David Brewster well savs : "Tle ele-1 .A. Hanfly "W'orkxrtiVTa.
mentsot tbc tumbhag pvppeU were re- j Mr. I -V IleaW. marhaaut,MI (HBrrUl
vived in the chronometer, and tbe shape-' atreet, r-a Fraarto, u aa artuaa of the
less wheel which directed the band i,nsai iuo-aa cow
tbe drawing automaton now serve, ta,' uJ? tt
guide the muvcniisU of the tambouring I mctt4 Wa laUy -ijVa.tuBctoa rj,C An,
engine. Tbose mechanical woBders UAdeacrtbes Mr. 11 eaWs firmer tbop tn itui
which in one century enriched only the , ey T the foUemoff hapy raaaaer: -We
conjurer who usci them, contributed in lr
ealUI Ot IW , iVLnLi,d nw.WM of B.m fiim n..
of vartesa Llstla ct metal aa4 wood all,
wbea xi la bisoq, vorklaz aaoothly aad
ia perfect order Eaaxx- taaaser of loolt are
kept oa LaBd llh vntcti to perform IM dll
flruU work. Model lor palenta aad re&cral
taaehloe JobUsr are all executed, tUter la
wood r metal, at atort ootlee. 5loc ma
chine, idBtlar prcaaea. tattajcal laatiu.
ratnt. and. la fact, aEjUrtn- eotapoted el
wool or metal, wUI be atatly and protaplly
exetoted under tbe" lamedlate supcrrUtoa
of Mr. Heald hhaaelf, te batta; bad a larje
experience at the Waablaston riaty yard, asd
in olber eilics. Mr. llcald Ualao aa accva
plitbcd mnaleun, bclas leader of the Ameri
can braaa Daoa.-aviav I rraa.
auart-ra tV frlllaax
ir JaseSiIai.
BEATS THEM ALL!
209 KXaSST ST, Sii rrasdsco.
tme nitv xx t tsr itxmxAL
tivM lawn a. as m. i at
another to augment the
nation; and those automatic toys which
once amused tbe vulgar are sow em
ployed in extending the power and pro
moting tbc civilization of our sptcits."
AppUtoni1 Journal.
v aa if i a4 aa Ma frme ,
iIW r. aStra IW 1 irl mS -wfr
i(. SrUa ahmaU aA iia-r rirtiai aa4
H au. IfiMiaA liai fc. tm?r ml rratiaai'
Wam.
kiiuw at aw laaawtar a r aMarr zrrr
Mrmmm was Vf wXfmm, AMma. L J CaaraaT
punishment, and accordingly followed
ever worn? I close behind, bunging ber broom do an
upon his already demolished hat wben-
What grows bigger as you contract it! ever an opportunity showed itself. It was
Debt.
Wbv are troubles like babies? Be
cause they net blircer by nursing them.
There Is one crop which is held to be
all the better tbe more "weeds' it pro
duces, and that is the tobacco crop.
a lively cnase; coat iteavers urupjiea
their baskets, hucksters ttopted calling
out their goods, merchants and people
flocked to their doors, and became inter
ested alone in tbe race. Only by jump
ing on a street car was tbe dandy safe
from the enraged woman. As be sank
down in a seat, "wiped tbe perspiration
from his face, and tried to straighten out
his bat, be was beard to mumble between
bis clenched teeth, "1 will give 5 if some
one will show me that boy. Vhiladtl-
. A. sew form of pic-8icing has been
adopted on the Thames. A tew gentle
men, chiefly artists, both professional and
amateur, possess wbat are known as
' f.nil. !uru nr ntnkc. Thcfce in ar
nearance aad arransetaent arc little tbePIiia P-rut.
than tbc ordinary canal barge- glorified.
Two or more rcoais are fitted up in com
fort, but without urcience. and tbe party
starts up stream. When an eligible spot
for sketching or lounging u tccih, me
barra ia moored, some Ol IrHJ iMuaunatiiB
pitch their tents oa the bank and alcep
.1 ........ vtliAtfi renm rn
uuuer ciiuiau luiivic. i a4 - . ... . Jr
board. When the neighborhood audit uJluIO,r
t.tcrtu.rl for mice tiays, ana on being presented
VI1IU a jiufiivutBivi; ua,i uu
get aomethiog to eat at a btcr shop. They
get their wbitky, aud before they can
leave with the change arc lutnded over by
an indignant publican to a stalwart po
liceman (anxious to swell bis record; on
It
man
The number of beggars who solicit
alms at this oilice has decreased lately,
owing to the adoption of a very simple
device. Every newspaper receives a larce
amount of spurious half and quarter dot
lars during tne year, wincu can be dis
tributed with excellent effect. Kinebci;.
tip is made, and to tbc season is pasted
hI frueo. Jinny are tne lnvuniious seni
out by this hospitable brotherhood ofl
water-ypsics.
has aav setUed tliouKhU of bis future a charge of passing counterfeit coin,
s. . i ft..rtft- tl fll Is curious to notice how hungry tbat l
.ir n aunwaiu:A. " . ;n . r. . i . ... r I
builduHriahiscIdage, and Uub be- w'' gei iw m wwo w Ja" Halu
v bis Louse is in condiUoa to b before be endeavors hi enlist our aympa-
to
fore
painted and glazed. tiruyere.
Hakvakd distiibutca fJ2,000 a ytar to
meritoriOHB MudcBts.
thles in behalf of tlie vacuum in hiavsib
duminal region. S. V. Ifeu Letter.
Fbakck has forty million bens.
Eyes to Order.
Between S.000 and 1U.O00 eves are sold
aanuallv in tbc United States. An eye
maker gives one In 125 as tbe proportion
of one-cved people. Comiiuting the
population of the country at 42.000,000.
this rate circs 530,000 as tbe number of
persons with only one eye in the republic
Consequently while 10,000 people supply
their optical deficiency with an artificial
eye, 220,000 go without. In proportion
to tbe population, the eye maker slid,
there are more one-eyed people in Pater
son, X. i, than any other loan in this or
any other country. Ail towns that have
many foundries and factories, and whose
air is impregnated with soot and smoke,
count their one-eyed inhabitants by the
score, but Paterson ia ahead of the icst.
The eye maker knew of the three propri
etors of a single foundry there, each los
ing an ejc. 1'ittsburg comes next In
this city one-eyed folks abound in the
neighborhood of manufacturing estab
lisbments. Once be bail four patients
r r . i t t- . t. i
iron near a iuuuuit ju uvai bicicuiu
street alone. 2sl only tbc foul atmos
phere dcitroys the sight, but flying piece
of metal burn out the eyes of the work
men. An imjiorter, who sells 1,00 eye
annually, sends one-third to Canada;
Chicago take 300 and Cincinnati more
than St. Lonii. 2Ccw Orleans. Xasbville,
and other loans Wcat and South buy tbo
remainder. The color for eyes most in
demand is what is known as "Iriih blue,
a peculiarly light azure that predominates
in Ireland. The. average cost of an eye
is f 10, He sells -comparatively few cja,
in tills city.ru ."cr lorkcrs preterm
have their eyes made to order. .Yne
York Sun.
Mux arc drowned by raising their arms
above water, the unbuoyed weight of
w hich depresses the bead, vt ben a man
falls into deep water, he -will rlc to tbc
aurface, and will continue there if be
does not elevate bis hands. If be move
bis bands under water in any way be
ulcases. bis bead will rise so high as to
allow him full liberty to breathe, and if
he will use bis legs a in the act ql walk
ing up stairs, his shoulders will rile above
tbe water, so that he may use les exer
tion with his hand, or apply them to
ithcr purpotes. These plain directions
arc recommended to the recollection of
those who have not learned, to swim in
their youth.
In the search for stolen goods at
Pittiburg, the t-olice recovered sixty
bams from a single house. Tbat man
w.irkcd harder on the strike than he ever
did oa the job.
Homo Ajrain.
The return of Dr. Caauksv to tbe praetkc
of bl pr6feStlon, and particularly lo the
atclatlc la which b has bees so well
known aad e teemed. Is a matter of pubHc
cos sratu! alloc. Tbe doctor l too well aod
fateraUr known bv bit too? reaWcnce la San
Fraud m-o tu need an Introduction, since be
nJlnaniabed LI valuable nractlccaotne tears
inLine doctor b4i heto. bv tratel andob.
scrvatten In European eitlra and lioaptUIa,
pcrfcctinc bit medical knowledge aad expe
riesrix. HorcUirss tolba SctlreduUtsof bta
nrtifeattonw lib added advaatAsrca. aad Is Sure
to reap an early reward In tbe patronage of
I bote among vbom be bad to ton; roMcd.
Hla ctaceaare t SWheamV Street. Han rraa.
clfco. Arrfy Evening TV, .t7- 1Mb, 1ST7.
Purchaalo? Agonoy.
Ladie wbo are desirous of bavin: sooda
imrcbiacd for them In San franclco can do
our aoareaaia? ira. - n- .imej. uu
will aend amtlr of trooda fur their inipee
tlou and ajinruval. "Would sty tbat Itoin
cxpcrleneeil UreM.msker, and nave tne aa
vanUre of buTlnr at wbolesale. aad would
rive nr tatrons tbe beoeni of sauie. ncotaa
nurebaaed and Ktit C. O. D. Send for Clr
cntar. Any lufuruatlun in recsrd to stylet
cbecrfullv lilrcn. Would add Ibat I bate a
QraKUas esuuiianmcni tor irresa-roskinc.
abd an prepared to .execute country onlera
i.a M.T-... aJ. . . It 1 .... ....
wiia uiPi'aicn. Aourcaa .am 11 . 11.
ISO Sutter street. Itooin il Sao Francisco.
Soar Tmkoat, Cocoii, Colo, and similar
troubles. If uttered to progress, .rcault Iu
strloua pulmonlry ktfccUona, ttctiUmcs In
curable. Bruin t Hrvnchul Trothi." reach
directly tbe seal of tbedltcaae, and gives!
moil Inalanl relief.
Fuvsictaxsof blsh standing unhesitating.
lr irlve their Indorsement to tbe u of tbe
Uracrrnbcri'.MarabaU'a Catbolicon for all fc
main ciimtitalnU. llie weaK abl uetiiuuieo
ttnd wonderful relief from a constant Uae ot
tbla valuable remedy. Sold by itl druggiiU.
11X0 per buttle.
Fa uv tits' Ocipk Hook to the Pacific
Coast A handsome j-tre Monthly, con
Ulolug map of I'aclfie Coaat, tlal ot farms
fir sale, sUUtlrsauid tnrorntatlon to lettlcrs.
. .... ti . I t ... V . 1 . - .
lornia. u vauiorma auecu cau iiuicucu
IVIce, 13 nu per copy; UU tr year.
A Ccke. within the reach of the poorest
auoertr from rucunuutm.'Sore luroat. sun
Jolnta, and all aches aud pains Trapper's In
Ulan Oil. rrlce. w cents per nass.
Use Iturahata
tad neuralgia.
Abletlse for rkeutaatkm
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Toa!f atToi.T.ja,nmas tkass reorfum
al U ta BnptA t Haar-a.
BBST IN THE WORLD!
SEE IT' TRTJTT HCY IT:
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Anericaa SsTring JCasHrs
G. R. WOOD. Msmaer.
sat rtrru snoxr. - - - sjuc ruxxcuco
a.iMiui
SA2 FRANCISCO
aaa asv
fast aat sai I aa
, sar si tawsr vw- J s - w
almplm! acfr a) ta iAHMEia,lU. uurso.
m arm. u Krarar
ar-Talailaralst
lacum aa im i raa. iirr etava x cnut rJsaa aJI yrait.
aa
lnUM aa4 eaasatvcr a-atarr M.wa
earraba-. mc aa2 cTera a3rrMr racacan a! few
rrU4 Ax.nl SVauatral l aUX
ewrl Trrrliory.
THE PAPER WAREHOUSE'
iNTERrtATIQNAL R9TEL,
(11 m sra Kaarar Saavav m-maartsarak
( SSiMSt - FIE DAT.
B. & rATtUniaV - ' - - raoraiaroa,
T Car.r. rawSn, wsa Oa aasarvf tie
BjctI c wtE ml-nr la TTiiic at ta aC aa
4 eoarrrf NMWl to li Usui Ott, STfc aan raw
est 1st ta ra Onca. U m twiaac.t' Q
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A.
OONOOH.r
Baxk oi? Commerce.
421 CaUisraia Street. Sa. rraadsco.
Ciheck Atwrjrt Krrr rs oout javre
. laltamaiT. a4 rrulcaln ttmaHat-warC
raraaa au aM aiauaaac sac raaaaiaac w aij
n.n mt ia. PhIi nut
ra. Jims, Lfclaa. t&a'ta. Salata lUla a4
.catraaa.
oaua&j sum waraiia itrteaoacaa. tuaiasiii'
eoarctrtn. Rmtrra trart. rwil Cicaaact aa4
wmma (Meat
llantaa r-4 Haak maai rtiaa la all oarta r tae
or VS. r katUMti4(aftattt t-r aaaka eajrr
isaa. a4 IrMarflir aa aaaaetaJ IxhIswm.
Iirtmia atk IM. Kut atn a K I aw Swt trM
hi I . iwiwt. ttaiawat. tUeaaaa e Ruaols
inlbN .1 nj am
We kate Uivr Taaaa Ur kosHatc TMItkaa. SUnr
ware. Traak. Valvast larO. IMaa. swe Va. r
rr ttf arrcwiuitHi ( rami smbi w
ftaak M S of-frata Ha. sSP M eirrjr fcav
adursatairar
T ail niifrnai ri rwar -ala-r eaartrT. srvmftBr,
aaTrtf. aaUatarttoa a4 lae miM ttnrihU trrwta.
M. i i iiiuaiaifi iraiacM.
W raTrT.iaAlrr
KNABE
PIANO
Tit niruWA or iioNon avu the mcdai.
t. of ilnt wa asaaiiawAM' afvrem M airaaroi
Kai) A 1 r taw JJfT. f AarUa(lH-tMa-aUI
S.iMbtnua. TWlr rrr-Kt a tke Kbr I'aoa
Mam laal tlvn ta.lmm.aU (nra th SUVtrt
rriteaCT. rU . aK4 that tker Race arar'jr arrruats
M,artluB iku ibt cbrr la uaMrr. nrliarw
Nit .awa)th--l- ana 111 j mf n-. In vita
aadrrrlaluir wf Mcllan, Mti4 Im rirgamcr
M attiraMlfti' r aarkntiah.ilt.
lTrl Atreer ai Ij aew mbmc m r nr
BslsTBATr ai-f!UT St. P0 "l"k'
u n tTUirtn 1 1 n mvn i uin, atiiunHU,
Kormaufibi Ihm Uasle tVrtaitmcnt cf A L. TBai
crefl A lo. .la At-"' f.ir lo mnartuJir (.ipa ar
and law rnml SMVIXtl I'USIW aad IS
D. REMINGTON & CO..I
ilTilTi SxT:-Sltr:-.t. 1 SlIO EliHS WiT i Ml
ia aw vttariarn en 1 AT
A.fAia.Mtn?f.!Ce--Trt j ABBBT 8WSHtl
T. M srU UM. I Xaaacrrv 3 aai 415 BattcTT Stmt, !
AO trlr ariUale. Nrw. Hat TrjtSu. TWrr.
Maai a aad Siraw la?rr tard Moec rv 7 aVr-
TT A33IT
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S&a Tn acUrs.
OPIUM
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la Ki-14 acrSrrCT rTrt. Xipalaraafrr I r
t. . sea ts.ic.
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Tmr V.a; uim. Jiexl Trna etxaa a,
day. Aaz. ai. Esr$r ar Qrcwiar. Cucif
pocdcacanantotwttaaU waowtaatortiuOcr UAsr-
arr iT-itxz? t aatA atol la a Sr daj. ttor paioaiiwurau i.iKKiwri
Xr7 u r,t.a.rT..-a8a. HXSX0S rmThiM
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CORSETS.
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I ara asw t stsana ay 1
MILLIONS. I
frieaa tra awes raSataSf
MiaatiluniD
ATCtNTCNNIAl.
it h CMalna ana
s.beMra of rmlunons.
ASK Alio ro
THOMSON'S
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Ta belt aaasa aaasi.
SaattuuiSaaamaaf
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Great Inducanents! Special 0r!!
Ladies Ready Made Suits. Camels Hair Cloth
fvr . tv yrr t mr a rrr it
OTltc auHS. risst vTi3fpraSt niniTg. yraaptx3ti
TU VOXTX WARJUUT SUTTLT CO.
la lamt ta lb raacr la smasa saat ranagyj attsa
ifatrvpa 9br- Lasts Xxast gBab lcnr raacrol VAJtaX aaAfaiya
3taIaaeira,aGataaMwra Sib'' Sae yotgaafms otttaaBarajiai
alaajaraaeBOf tAajmr.bara CV aracsaVe. T7aaw$ertsat'aaAt
saad arrtsatesnrnM aad w 8fc aw aavaasteat BarVtSx eawaaM
ami, tsss Tsax er sxtsa 42 sJ wtatr teaia vrrr
caaaaiB oca of ccx Casoxa faVfV fBt.a&tl n twtssvgaAVT
Rua Scrra. S P:caa. rraJr IHvV rLoccx aaj. Warrx Finsa.
aaaOav Sraiz. Yaixx W.B3 fiyVf et ca tA 7aa. HsaiiiriT
SotKL Waotsauxa Taint by Akji aaJBaaqcaarataTtaiiiiait wssa.
1AwDoc.SAeaavai Waot. JlgTk. taae,eat aalusial
aaia fucavea rsa(ft of Sba .fTaQXiA Taoklta vita Warn rrrcaa.
loajTrtaj dutifoa aa4 $499. MaaaKX TtoFbckmi ia tfca aVL.
TtM lajM itjt rt oar ccrnT- frVf raaasly term ami tvawifia
tsaiBlcblaacsxTictfiUtar! Mtwm. TTaea aaaU ae aa aU at?
scrand trcra FtetoRrtrb NtVawaaU sbrtaf-'a-ora oeala Im am SBaOa
talMcxfreaairlbraBlSsTar. friCKJ ta crAar anj ttaJaeeatf aayie 1
lliwsnect. TTaU aaltE tvSaUa FaWCl2PrB4 Tlataa. TTa saaAaTsHnn s4
for S so 40 da. per ja4 ta PHTfaa'aaaasi LadWatiaa. sweat batat ssaai
acj- ttoro, and a kairra t TTHKSaV" are aad w eaaT5Mtjr.
takes 14 te IS Tarda lo safes a ML TaiMr' Also Lacim Pcasr WAirrtma,
salt. TTaea add ft ct of "la""" saaOiettAiu&a BaxaCton.
rf-at Luni Turmi. triaaa4 vltb nasjaea
ftwia mt TTSS1 WaAlrtalA Qrini
aad whifca rpU. (COl4 Kiia CurrKl Coajwa and f-LCU. W"bolJo -ntamt IXM. CM
oet tfea fo5feoooroa aad avl H to Noaia-Wtarna Sctixt Cb. 11 U iwd
ft3aUadaMpmiaTas&roMaeuCAaaU UaT
oee oooftcn rrcefrvl tovanl aca asit. r
1ADM ACnS AB ACtXTS, ATD SEXDrXQ IN CLCBS OF TXX, WILL, BK
WID OXK SUIT ITUJL OXLV OSS COCfOX MXDCZ1 lOS A CIXB.
saeaue M prico (ertrt au favcuatr. aairiHiia-aau ' ti. jTjr.7V- "T
aar luaaatuMM
fiB alt enters rcJw.( at
noss. xiStx, rosrorricx, ccxtv. Ixd stats.
srina. QIVS ftAUi SBlrTCiQ BUtSO
Contract good for 50 cts. -with. N.-"We3tani Supply Co.
WsanaaSerrLTOx. sod wHh SO fceS nx a Cxk axa Kam S.-rr.
TLX tee Pi-irx Wnm. or tJ Taoniaa Wajj?ia, aad J ?
tkSOCExauCsuaas. Sato saet Halt, waara taraUooEijraaoV-.
r ' yorOt-Woatre Sapyty Ckx. Caleo.ia.