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Newspaper Page TextWhy She Didn't Believe a "Word the Papers Say. "John," said Mrs. Sanscrit to her husband, one evcninc last week, "I've been reading the paper." "That's nothin'," grunted John. "I've seen people before who read newspa pers." "Yes, but there are several things in the papers I caa't understand." "Then doat read 'cm." "What do they mean about the strike, John! "What is a strike, anyhow f" "A strike is where they have struck," and Sanscrit knocked the ashes from his cigar. "I doat grasp your meaning exactly," said Mrs. with a puzzled look. "Sow these strikes have stopped all the rail road trains Iu the country. Why did they do itr" "To prevent "cm from running." "Yes, but why don't they want trains to rout" "Because they wanted more money for running them." "Do they pay more for stopping trains than tfiy do for running them f ".No, you stupid woman." "Then why in the world diu they stop 'cm why didnl they run more of "em or run 'cm faster! Seems to me that would pay better." ".Slarv Ann, vou win never surrouua Lo! tho Toot Indian. Famous Automata. No automaton or deception ever had such a succe a the automaton chess- plavcr. which for more than lialf a em- .more dan Every school-boy knows of Osceola, tho Seminole chief. He it was that made the spirited "Seminole Heply" "Blare with vonr ferried column' I will not bend the knee!" etc . wliieh. in times crone bv. at least, was favorite on declamation day. Hut Osce-1 gentleman of 1'rcsliurg in IlHnrr 1n tn forced to submit, and at the end i was exhibited to tlnHiM.ml ta Pre of Ihe Florida war was a captive iu Koitj burg, Vienna and 1aii, iwwedmlclr Moultrie. His brother accompsnicd the after iu cmpleiin. In 1 "$-$( tribe on its nilsrimase to the West, and jit was exhibited in IHJon and That Disease Brood h Dlscaso U a notorious (act. It b therefore of vital importance to ctirck inaUHIe la their birth, ere tbcv have a cbsnoi to dcTrJoji other asd ! 1'iajcr, which i.ir more man lull a cen- (wotc uauSv.. ... ttiry ..tonished and delighted the whole ! JSf to J? -M i or hutopc. The chess-player was con j HiiateitcrV Stoinarb IMtersi a aislructcd in 17(19 by Van KerniM-leu, a I use of wbW-h tannot tip too ti AXK YOCK 3IOXKV r rrtttaj jutt l-uoTociurus i iiowtAXtrs KW OAUXKV. N. as TM4 Hrr-l. R.a Tt9 tUox rmt-etaaa IWMZrk. tr Ulf fa arfcr chirrt xi hrr ritV-rW. Url rvrtratla. In M sewaierek.alrTS:X In)LUiH. OM lVfar rUr;r4 U r ti xtn MMMirnr iefa. Kr EaaibrM Crttoni aaat la, KKY CHIUI. at mmjm jEaZ mZj mTLi 'jSj mj ''S was reco2uized as it chief ; but, having saved the life of a merchant and his daughter from New York, he was induced to go to that city, where he became that merchant adopted and assumed the name of (Vioiht. He travcletl abroad and had various ad vantage of education, and having married n bpaniah lady at Barcelona, took her to New York and other rru of KnslaMd. After this it seems to have fallen out of repair, la 1819, Maei7.cl, the rotchaaklau, orer hau'ed it. mil exhibited it ih Great Brit ain in that ami the following year, where "it excited," aaja. Sir David BrewfU-r, "a inteue an iuUrcal at when it wai Arl produced in Germany." The chess-player was a life-sized tlnure. clothed in a eroas -disorder. A a tneana-if wUIeb, II allowed to nllre Mitem, tnnurlne ihr : airunrir urirrd i , Ult.4i of llsor little UHrfhUtrd. amiU .w.. .MWwm4 ihmmHc MU wmtrt 31 LXJ Jaev a t4od. ! Urr truut4 UM te tureiscdul lnSecre;l iaUiuaa4 IntfcorAlca tLo nrrve. Moru.1 irer. it U drrltnl trin purely boUteal Miurcr. and In tbU, a iu every other re- j ix-ct, l uerIor tu tbc mineral runrJlr. of Ike 'liaruicviHrla. Uz burNhant't AbltlBe fr creep, told. or Umt and h'HrwrifU. Knwl ML.Iwui rnxdea Mnl 1WtM.ni. ni USHAU-S ABIKT1NE UK Bt'KSiS, dCAUM. ' lu rl Sun of gained a wide reputation and a lucrative practice, lie uvea in a manner com bining civilized tastes and savage fond ness tor barbaric display, having a rich ly furniobed wigwam as well as a tine modern house in tbc city and a wigwam at Saratoga for summer residence, lie drove hU horx-, i raveled at will, visited the tribe several times, and before his death, in 1SC5, had accumulated a large fortune, invoted motly in real estate. A son oT this brother of Osceola, the the problem." Semimde chief, and of his SpanUh wife. "Jlaybe not, Jolin. borne things are i died on Thursday ma Itond street attic gotten up purposely to bother women, from the cfL-cts of intemperance. He Now, here's a column beaded 'Base Ball. ws known as Chccola Cooper, and was settled down as an Indian doctor. He j Turkuh dress, and seated behind a large chest or box somewhat resetnbliog librarv desk three awl a half feet high. The machine ran oa caatera. The dioxi- player sat on a chair fixed to tlte square "What is base ball. John! "Doat you know what base ball isl Hsppy woman! you have not lived m vain." "Here it says that The Hartfords could not collar Comming. curves. What under the san are Cummings curvest" "It's the wav that he delivers the balL" "Is the ball chained P Xo, you booby." "Then how does he deliver itl" "I mean pitchesit." "Oh! 2fow here it says Jones muffed a lull after a bard run. What was the ball doing after a hard runt" "Hadn't you better confine your re search to the obituary and marriage col umns, Xary, with an occasional adver tisement thrown in to vary the monot ony P -Yes, but John, I want to know. There's Mrs. Racket, over the way, who goes to all the bae ball irarses, and thirty-four years of age. nc combined in Ids personal appearance the Indian and Spanish characteristics to a marked degree, but the savage instincts were strong in him. He might have had the best of education, but never learned to read and write. He led a wild and irreg ular life, sometimes wandering over tlx country and sometimes plunging into the dissipations of the city. He served in the war, and ws distinguished for daring bravery and great skill as scout. He is said to have bad great dignity at timof and a fine sense of ton or, but his appe tite far drink dragged him down to the level of a common drunkard. When his father died, bis affairs, which had been managed bv a confidential clerk, i using a power of attorney, were found to be in great cuniusion. Here young Os ceola l'clt the need of education and ot sober habits to enable bitn to secure his own, but be seems to have beca ua mercifullv swindled. He set his mark to deed and power of attorney. ben intox comes bacx to talk me bund about ny- icated, and m signed away large amoonta fouls. brace hits.' kv scrapers. and alt ' of prxliertv. He finallr emplorcd as a those thlncs. Fur heaven's sake, John, lawyer Wn.C. Barrett, w bo absconded what is a sky-scrapcrP ' some months age, leaving tlte affairs that "Compote vourself. old woman. You I had been intruded to him in inextricable are treading on dangerous ground; your confusion. The last years of Oceola feet are on slippery rocks, while raging billows roll beseath." "Mercy on me. What do joa meant" "I mean, my dear madam, that when ever a woman begins to pry about among three strikes, fair balls, base bits, daisy cutters, home run?, and kindred subjects, site's in danger of being lost" -We!!, 1 confess I'm comj'.K-tely lost to know what the newspaper means when it says Addy stole a base, while the sipectatora applauded. Have we come to ancu a pass ma; society wiu appiauu a thief? WbT wasn't Addv arrested! 2fow life were embittered with struggles for his property and with his evil passions, and be finally died in poverty, the victim of dnnk. There is believed to be considerable of the father propertv still available for the heirs, consisting of two childrtn of sister of Oi-ceola Cooper. That stster was well educated and well married, bet died some year a&o, and her huaband has since deceased. One of the children, ' a boy, was in the bands of a foster-sister Tho Firo Klrnr. Cue of tbc exhIUtt at the faviltuo. KceCt raicbi letntxuiDU rue LxtlDtruubr. u tbe nrunnirn pnrn loaly k&ovneumpoundubkb BbU lire with ruv"', iQ?' ' JfVAOK rATAUK.I K VKKJt Til AOUXTS- s m Are. It U tbe Int etilk.0 of a German cbctaWt, I a dry, oHtl taas put up in boxes varruij; from Lie to tbirty pound In wctsbt, reached bv a fiiK from tbe outatJe. wblcb ran bo In- tihisrightar in the left he held a pipe, which was rc-Mrr room or anr rrfaee wboilror nartiallr moved during the game, as it was with . couflueJ, -aUl aliaor InaUntaneoualy and that baud that he made the moves. A wlthaUofcte rerUlnfyeitJnrul.h tbe dtnea. chcs-boardf eighteen inches Hjuare and , ;V -V" Xr'aS liearingthe uual number of piece, was .a-,ted itaed make iu u comt-jlorr placed before the figure, The exhibitor ' An loflnltc number 4 public aud pr.vatc then unlocked four doors, two In the front I" &-e been made. bol bare been errt and two in the back of tbe chest, and "rea "ur li.l.l . H..litA.I r-tmM .t flu. ounlmf I.T- ! ..V 7 ' . -. -- . - "--. : . . , : , . ". - , like roaiiuuwf M.cnl intKlcasa all Kl oa I cf which to exhibit the machinery, which 'fire, aad hea tbe eourc teaide haa beeoacj consisted oi levers, wneais, cyiuucrs and ; a hub? ma 01 nre, a box ei ue eompouna pinions, sue nirare waa aiao caaaimcu, , . . . V. ..' 7. . I L.l ..... r - ,(.. t,um i IbeHrehaa been UAtllf extinsuUbed. " , , ,. , " : leatiuc roDaidcraUe quaattUe f oil u&roo- frunt of the cheat a Staill box of Count- , .ml- Some bf IU ultieUr.1 are aa lot. ei, a set of cbess-mea and a ctiahiusi for ; lews lla portabUttr, tcty poueda belac the automaton a arm. were taken. All ! usaeicBi io swaiirextmruu a nre roo&ord the doors and drawers were then do,ed 'J? rfl?. Xi?" l"1 and locked the aj.ccUU.rs having satis-i, etB.rt.uh fire vWth waier Wtat, hed themselves that tbtre was no place mcb as Wuraic- coal eft, tarjBUBe tsnta, for a concealed irson the exhibitor ' It u atmMuidy bsrie sa tu aeiloo, busied himelf in adjusUsg the mecbaa- 1 Srat tta , eomVtuiloe i Injur. j r ... , ,. i ,1 i " . , ., IE- Dl even the moat delicate fabric It. ism from behind tlw cheat, ramoved the B KXAou, burE. sraduahy, la IW pipe from the figure band aad wound jtWy cleajtiatu acilva.tll prcacrrcK up the machinery. The automaton was eiSeiesey for nsaey years In ay citmate. la then ready for plav, which betraa as soon , mroer. asd U taxatuxMe far m as aa opponent was lotsad in Ihe aadl- ( iter Uat. aad aMKe Uc tUl of Jaauarv CCCC The automaton took the rt move , cia.l TMavJ, hare bn-n mM. aad altlarli in an cacs. .x every wove the automaton the wbects -mra Ykaox r I irk taxaara - Ka fttrnm fniiriM if. r ! . Y v "''city, aad durlac the Cvtafcsc .ckaolbcr head, and aeems U hok over every psrt aCt vI cac tUt llf fee of the cbcas-board. When it se efceck j pta. Newtwn A Jeaks. low MoatsMry to its opponent it shake its head thrice, ' aret, Saa rraacix. are the oe a;rU fwr and onlv twice whes it checks the ws. lUr lrf ewat V F It likewise shakes hi head w km a fale ' ,, . . move is made, replace its aJveraar,'. , Whal Shl"pSo? aT takes, a&d takes the next move iiactf. ! a x tarrMf. Amt wi . nKtbwc, ra. , Hxtni A 11K LTMS a i ia. (am, fu. j rt .. Or . at.. . it s& HMij Malld Mllaer Tklualrao ratjrliaM Sllr4. arraa-v-l Virlrt. Agl trad iu Ivf Tit Va X AtH. t I - ruiMii VI wan m asu c n.i J tUl Wt 4(.i Mua It: TrataSUtx SanaM. a a auatk WAKTEB BflPIOM r.ii.x.s:Bf : Oa.) Iwna. lt&nf aa4 fr I;r m Opl- KltiK. tu (ounatwx aa4 RT'8 - I C. & ?. CD EXTER IH IN ATOR ! ri'HK rrtre ( sM. rMA.auwn art! to Vlk. TIm W tva UATfUf ALtT MK1H EH S-wrna 1 aatrin4rMfXi.erbriKkaIp' THE BfcT MKIHl M TOK THE HZ-TV t"tVflt (XtlrHSmA l'S Hmn, S rt laa ii. i. v.vicx:l.I2IS t co.. irutarf-t. Corner Jf nl;Hrr aad Bh Mlrr. a rrarle. PACIFIC NEWSPAPER PUBLISHING COMPANY, CAIiXOS WHITE, - - - Proprietor, 532 Clay St., San Fraitcisco. Five Tears Experience. THE PIOXEEK ESTABLISHMENT OF THE PACIFIC COAST. THE BEST WORK AXi) LOWEST PRICES. aove made by i ll wxj oaili tttlrolarai Lncaluut Sjiiaj, (, ujv kui ef Use ssaehine ' raptdiy rrt; w puUtc Un st. j ;"."f "j Ua it. i erat aocecMfui lull ivavc to aade la iM 1 , MCJJ7 CALVE CAKBQLIC SHEEP WASH as jr aEe. T. W. JACCSOy. 6a rraa dm. hie Sar tea r rile Out. E. 7XE2ZLL & CO., laresaaa asa aaacracTrziaa ar onnTe Awn ounce UUUIOnilU JIIULO,! Sas 7raclsea, Xay 30, IS 77. I . a la clay TtiT, i Vt, lit ssiriisJ 7aul Grsoen j (btvuJuaMUaUturr. a A? ncACbOj 1 1 gleaart is rrwar's irg tL iatrtased if , 1 ' tad c.'UitUjirta tie crieral ai rirts by tils braai: MENZO SPRING, ,f!iSfT7r P5' MaaaSartanr ' I LeditS. WhiffU C, JaSeS & C, Taixr, Harker ft Cn JUaau, Xt3T fll ft Cc. rriiT " J. X. Pftt ft C, r. Ivrf ft Ox, ari. lVi i J. a. Tolrtr ft C,- SC. ft C. ZaartU. Shak 1 " Srrtaa Sre. ft Co- Tlimna ft ZtsZtl, am ri s 1 1 air r Mfnaa. Ovijto a preiiart ef Tcrk ir laTattea oblitd la frsiiie atirCi3i;lll Prtts. Tiis last press will arrive Is a trsr weeks, wiea -re siaU b prewired lo da prtsswark te 100 yapers at a!aat tla list extssawaar nowssitr its 70. S1Wi i 4lat Wmt aai.,-i rail r, i aa taawUoS f paraVa V kn i-aSa?f atvagr S Kaateaaat: a. r tanawi ka. MnSUf IUTraM aa4 vcr t ( am la an latr tkaa rr V-Srr. trXniail'aSltavi'SiiaatnftMarfMVaiedivl Vf ?kor iai aktewStv wr t mht ay a-l4t tWar aav AMmm ' CARLOS WHITE, P. O. Box 2271. Sajs rraadsco. SJE1JZ: HI f'i ir-fF. 1 A Xw Mav. klrJIMi: IB r. r ra all slr lai Ik. 3larV. draSRU 5aW ftopT' X- tiuk PrU! Era Tent Prrdr fltffH,tf'rT I a - r" ' Tn general, though not alwajs, the aa torsaton stins the game. DartBg tfce progress of tbc game the tshiMuir stasda near the machine, and winds it p like a clock after it has made tern or twelve moves. At ether time he west te a ear ner of the room, as if to caslt a small, sqeare box which stuod opes fwr this pr pote. Pysciso, the whist-pUyrr. has not; im proved mach apoo the aatasaton chess player, invested more than a katnlred years ago. Van Kemelen never pretend AC-KXTS WANTED ! : Pf f-T-TO SOLICIT PICTURES j jc.4 co. It is ttoUkiX tw Ue a qaeaUea wiScull to sbacr. aod yet ooe ot tlUl liawrtaaee. Neajlr l.-KU vttcta arc cvaataed at &aa (jeauaL aaj sot wae quarter ot tbea are tr ; raat l- rtaf4ojrJ ued-r Ike Jrrtt taatets. 1 TTae State eaast nUUxc Ukco. aaul at u vlth . lie rreatett tfSSraltr Uiat (wilbeia tarn can hattea4 of belfcr coiareflJ tsasaart Utea- - aaai Seise, or bctar. aa ta Mat oi ii.c ruir.. a I """"" scrcel'rtTesoctotheeBBcaiealth.trary'r t V I L"0,TLT JPr- fl are a tearr ux opoa live vrowrt JbofcJera. ilM VJ U Aa X Ot J3 JX Vi Tbttr rai! lavcrraac is BUiatcf la ataraisjr , At tbe WtKSt rate, we ahaJt b BaaWc ta bolld pnaett (aat esesstt lo eeetala ltaa. There a few are kept at vrk. Mat karatag; uWd UaiSea tbat bit be a beae&t lo ttatsa I tro Iter cucae oct, U thrr ever lw- T?jere " MUrt Xaa ft Ca, W.W.Osdft ft Co. " ll Copy-ia. Enlarging aaf RctoucMag. , XS"rsat m n aarf k-k- - aurm-'iarviJb.-aMMii, KcNsta ft Co. It aa laixc. StlTT. trf -wtay la toacaSas. ttS arw traes M ZOcX rmt tm Bar raitlTM. uiuSeani itiX Uara rm nil a U cktan s via ut t rri-waaj S TkcSan rarraUw knm St vHt WaanMliM at au. itu Vt hi InuMLiM Sar ft JiiaO- a-X LAKS. Jl .- ara MlS.a SC. Su rnacoa 1 If IrUIKlM of old Dr. CiMper, a Sionx Hjcaw, who i thoroairblv icaian in all tier lnitincts ana here s 3ispning put out by Mart, assayed I taatw, and uceoZa Ds4 Ion;; been cn bv Carev. ana I can't see that he did j raced in a fa tile attempt to gain pats- anything wrong, either. Jesiina Chris to- session of the lad and place him in better -pberl Here it savs that Pike Sew oat, IS hands. He oied with that nussitin uafnl don t believe a word ol it. I never saw I nileu. lie was uot a poor aavaze ana a man flv vet..&nd I won't believe it can 1 civilization did not asrrce with him. He be done till I see it with mvowa eves.! might have been better o3T at the head of John, what makes these newspaper men hi tnbe on the western plains. Wealth lie so horribly! John was asleep, and Urs. Sanscrit turned gloomily, not to say skeptically, to the letter list for information. News papers were not made for women. 7ia cinuaii Eu?uirer. . . . a CoBHBdrams. aad the advantages of civilized life were his nun, became the vices and allure ments which surrounded him fed and in flamed his fierce pasiocs,w bile none of the tier restraints bad eUt-ct. Ix, tbe poor Indian: tee representative ot a great chief of the last generation, died a wretched drunkard in a poor attic n- tm Glt&e. "What is the difference between a spi der and a sea-cull! One has his feet an & -web and tbe other has a aeb on his feet. How Kindness Wis Appreciated. -Please pall that belL niter, asked KTit i a Hansom cab a daatrerous I an innocent, iooiacr dot who was sxana carriage to drive in 1 Because the coach-1 ing on the step of a Louse on Franklin ,.n !k-kt drives over tout head. street above Girard avenue yesterday "VVTjt are lawyers and doctors safe peo-1 morning, of a dandy chap who was pas- nle by whom to take example! Be-ug by. Thinking that the boyreaided sail- cause they practise their professions. "What is the difference between a or aad a soldier J The one tars his ropes, the other pitches his tents. Why is chloroform like Mendelsohnl Because it is one of the creat com posers of mndera times. .T-t . .1 "I'.CC in the house, and desired to gain admit tance therein, the dandy replied, cr Uinly, sonny." This little act of kind ness, thought tbe dandy, certainly ought to accord hun a smile or a nhank you from the sister, who he had no doubt would answer the bell. It was in tbe "What is the difference between a hun- hope of receiving some such recognition rra-nn and a plnttonl One lonjrs to that he lingered for a moment. The eat. the other eats too long. I door was opened by a robust daughter of "When were there only two Towels! I the r.menud Isle, wbo carried a broom In T th Hts of foah ino a.1 before vou I her hand. -Pbat did ycz ring that bell and I (Tl were born. I fori she inquired of the small boy, who Why Is a good resolution iikc a laint-i au uta a ym.wa inc lady at a ball! Because it ought to i awnt nng it; u i on tne curbstone. was that ere mac' responded the miacbievons little rascal. painting to the retreating dandy. Bridget started after the latter, and catching up to him gave him whacking blow on the bead with tbe broom, at the same time yelling at the be carried out. . Why is the strap of an o&nibss like conscience? It is an inward check on the outer mm. When is butter like Irish children? ""Alien it is made no into littlcPaK. Why is a handsome girl like a mirror! top of her voice, "Annoy dacent people, iWuiP ..lie i Mod-lookinp lasa. I will yez (another crack), O ye sptlpcco, Whr is a nrettv ladv like an oat cake? je." He tried to explain, but it was no Because she is often toasted. use, and finding matters were likely to What is tbe greatest hardship in tho J terminate with serious injury to himself; arm-MlAn imn aipasaer. he took to his btels. Bridget was not "What is tbe best thing to do in a bur- disposed to let bim escape with to little rv? Nothing. Which is the sgliest bood Falsehood. 113 Utrsfiict Strut, iAi TrsTaifn, Unmai4trn trT,Tj itrmtl'f UaK Brwk mm amxalx-LavataiiaK I1FUS. tHT-m All PIITHX CALIFORNIA ELASTIC KNOWLES" STEAM PUMP. Water, Water, t . .t i.i.t i cuiti iuc uiuamwia rani piijw uc are Vul te or three caUaftara thai bate game. On tbe otter fa asd, he dtttiactly aal a t overt 4 U attte t-ratetury. tie said that tbe cSects ot tbe aachsse - urxeax oi us t inferau t areits:c . . i ,f . .. i . . . . ... i . peareu so marveioai.oBiy xrm tbe tnW-' ---- - i -" - l'Pi lCC TV Sess of the conception. Ll tbe fottsnate , t.8! '"fJIi J Choice Ot the method adopted for Ml- by fire, ikty are rar ruatttac araia iU l&e ax,; a sion. i nereis naw lime ueuui i a uui raprwieQ ousncrr aas anr ucu arr;iarai4jr. araai tieraoawkt contained in tbe cbot wbolthewaiuniet.tU taca.aaJ ta r. ty ' afsawat leally played the game cf chesA, and lt CVr? j "T chinerv was simu4y to threw the stects rn HIS guard. 1-1 xar vc aueei, saa xraacaco, ta aijy WeUvenospacetoakscriUIJaUaare s tt'rl . . A2 caicaiaung macnine aau jeves s soinoai I ;t, i.. ir.E - .ii . V . iarr irsa G" a. S tUUuC 3r ft. U mtOitc. aaa. . it SV- K - m, md w-ttrr' m -e Masa. Eaa-iaw. IVafrrv " .."J11" aad 1 "-a. - I 9 SUad 11 122 C22AT2S7. T22 3Z3T. FISH & CO., Ii cs2t rewwea seasa Tift. i ZaiSy Ltii. SusA asy Vznutst. XaxDy tad "riih aa ertiaary iw First Su Sas Fraaeica. ! Bdsecj OThKOt Sat Qresiara aarf aaSjrsrt-vw aa AXEKir u rirx c Tn CaAficxaa SA. aaa TrxuZze. nam. i xal Batak atrreL. oj- VW ilj !-' rw artrytr s:s..tii rvf-c tnlT 7Ki tM sa MERICAN Globe Washboards. DR. L. J. CZAPKAY'S machine; but, liefore leaviag this ettr- tnurd rMaWaai vtk. Swonae pobSc j Jf . J Z m I f-. l taining subject, It may not be iBapprx-, fi JXLwUlCal iHSUwUlG, nnate lo add that aatsaatie oasatrsse- 1 S taxes1 A ItJU4t. 1 7 Sewing 3aTaciiine. pnate to add that aatematic oosstraK tioss arc not as csetess as thev seem. As Sir David Brewster well savs : "Tle ele-1 .A. Hanfly "W'orkxrtiVTa. mentsot tbc tumbhag pvppeU were re- j Mr. I -V IleaW. marhaaut,MI (HBrrUl vived in the chronometer, and tbe shape-' atreet, r-a Fraarto, u aa artuaa of the less wheel which directed the band i,nsai iuo-aa cow tbe drawing automaton now serve, ta,' uJ? tt guide the muvcniisU of the tambouring I mctt4 Wa laUy -ijVa.tuBctoa rj,C An, engine. Tbose mechanical woBders UAdeacrtbes Mr. 11 eaWs firmer tbop tn itui which in one century enriched only the , ey T the foUemoff hapy raaaaer: -We conjurer who usci them, contributed in lr ealUI Ot IW , iVLnLi,d nw.WM of B.m fiim n.. of vartesa Llstla ct metal aa4 wood all, wbea xi la bisoq, vorklaz aaoothly aad ia perfect order Eaaxx- taaaser of loolt are kept oa LaBd llh vntcti to perform IM dll flruU work. Model lor palenta aad re&cral taaehloe JobUsr are all executed, tUter la wood r metal, at atort ootlee. 5loc ma chine, idBtlar prcaaea. tattajcal laatiu. ratnt. and. la fact, aEjUrtn- eotapoted el wool or metal, wUI be atatly and protaplly exetoted under tbe" lamedlate supcrrUtoa of Mr. Heald hhaaelf, te batta; bad a larje experience at the Waablaston riaty yard, asd in olber eilics. Mr. llcald Ualao aa accva plitbcd mnaleun, bclas leader of the Ameri can braaa Daoa.-aviav I rraa. auart-ra tV frlllaax ir JaseSiIai. BEATS THEM ALL! 209 KXaSST ST, Sii rrasdsco. tme nitv xx t tsr itxmxAL tivM lawn a. as m. i at another to augment the nation; and those automatic toys which once amused tbe vulgar are sow em ployed in extending the power and pro moting tbc civilization of our sptcits." AppUtoni1 Journal. v aa if i a4 aa Ma frme , iIW r. aStra IW 1 irl mS -wfr i(. SrUa ahmaU aA iia-r rirtiai aa4 H au. IfiMiaA liai fc. tm?r ml rratiaai' Wam. kiiuw at aw laaawtar a r aMarr zrrr Mrmmm was Vf wXfmm, AMma. L J CaaraaT punishment, and accordingly followed ever worn? I close behind, bunging ber broom do an upon his already demolished hat wben- What grows bigger as you contract it! ever an opportunity showed itself. It was Debt. Wbv are troubles like babies? Be cause they net blircer by nursing them. There Is one crop which is held to be all the better tbe more "weeds' it pro duces, and that is the tobacco crop. a lively cnase; coat iteavers urupjiea their baskets, hucksters ttopted calling out their goods, merchants and people flocked to their doors, and became inter ested alone in tbe race. Only by jump ing on a street car was tbe dandy safe from the enraged woman. As be sank down in a seat, "wiped tbe perspiration from his face, and tried to straighten out his bat, be was beard to mumble between bis clenched teeth, "1 will give 5 if some one will show me that boy. Vhiladtl- . A. sew form of pic-8icing has been adopted on the Thames. A tew gentle men, chiefly artists, both professional and amateur, possess wbat are known as ' f.nil. !uru nr ntnkc. Thcfce in ar nearance aad arransetaent arc little tbePIiia P-rut. than tbc ordinary canal barge- glorified. Two or more rcoais are fitted up in com fort, but without urcience. and tbe party starts up stream. When an eligible spot for sketching or lounging u tccih, me barra ia moored, some Ol IrHJ iMuaunatiiB pitch their tents oa the bank and alcep .1 ........ vtliAtfi renm rn uuuer ciiuiau luiivic. i a4 - . ... . Jr board. When the neighborhood audit uJluIO,r t.tcrtu.rl for mice tiays, ana on being presented VI1IU a jiufiivutBivi; ua,i uu get aomethiog to eat at a btcr shop. They get their wbitky, aud before they can leave with the change arc lutnded over by an indignant publican to a stalwart po liceman (anxious to swell bis record; on It man The number of beggars who solicit alms at this oilice has decreased lately, owing to the adoption of a very simple device. Every newspaper receives a larce amount of spurious half and quarter dot lars during tne year, wincu can be dis tributed with excellent effect. Kinebci;. tip is made, and to tbc season is pasted hI frueo. Jinny are tne lnvuniious seni out by this hospitable brotherhood ofl water-ypsics. has aav setUed tliouKhU of bis future a charge of passing counterfeit coin, s. . i ft..rtft- tl fll Is curious to notice how hungry tbat l .ir n aunwaiu:A. " . ;n . r. . i . ... r I builduHriahiscIdage, and Uub be- w'' gei iw m wwo w Ja" Halu v bis Louse is in condiUoa to b before be endeavors hi enlist our aympa- to fore painted and glazed. tiruyere. Hakvakd distiibutca fJ2,000 a ytar to meritoriOHB MudcBts. thles in behalf of tlie vacuum in hiavsib duminal region. S. V. Ifeu Letter. Fbakck has forty million bens. Eyes to Order. Between S.000 and 1U.O00 eves are sold aanuallv in tbc United States. An eye maker gives one In 125 as tbe proportion of one-cved people. Comiiuting the population of the country at 42.000,000. this rate circs 530,000 as tbe number of persons with only one eye in the republic Consequently while 10,000 people supply their optical deficiency with an artificial eye, 220,000 go without. In proportion to tbe population, the eye maker slid, there are more one-eyed people in Pater son, X. i, than any other loan in this or any other country. Ail towns that have many foundries and factories, and whose air is impregnated with soot and smoke, count their one-eyed inhabitants by the score, but Paterson ia ahead of the icst. The eye maker knew of the three propri etors of a single foundry there, each los ing an ejc. 1'ittsburg comes next In this city one-eyed folks abound in the neighborhood of manufacturing estab lisbments. Once be bail four patients r r . i t t- . t. i iron near a iuuuuit ju uvai bicicuiu street alone. 2sl only tbc foul atmos phere dcitroys the sight, but flying piece of metal burn out the eyes of the work men. An imjiorter, who sells 1,00 eye annually, sends one-third to Canada; Chicago take 300 and Cincinnati more than St. Lonii. 2Ccw Orleans. Xasbville, and other loans Wcat and South buy tbo remainder. The color for eyes most in demand is what is known as "Iriih blue, a peculiarly light azure that predominates in Ireland. The. average cost of an eye is f 10, He sells -comparatively few cja, in tills city.ru ."cr lorkcrs preterm have their eyes made to order. .Yne York Sun. Mux arc drowned by raising their arms above water, the unbuoyed weight of w hich depresses the bead, vt ben a man falls into deep water, he -will rlc to tbc aurface, and will continue there if be does not elevate bis hands. If be move bis bands under water in any way be ulcases. bis bead will rise so high as to allow him full liberty to breathe, and if he will use bis legs a in the act ql walk ing up stairs, his shoulders will rile above tbe water, so that he may use les exer tion with his hand, or apply them to ithcr purpotes. These plain directions arc recommended to the recollection of those who have not learned, to swim in their youth. In the search for stolen goods at Pittiburg, the t-olice recovered sixty bams from a single house. Tbat man w.irkcd harder on the strike than he ever did oa the job. Homo Ajrain. The return of Dr. Caauksv to tbe praetkc of bl pr6feStlon, and particularly lo the atclatlc la which b has bees so well known aad e teemed. Is a matter of pubHc cos sratu! alloc. Tbe doctor l too well aod fateraUr known bv bit too? reaWcnce la San Fraud m-o tu need an Introduction, since be nJlnaniabed LI valuable nractlccaotne tears inLine doctor b4i heto. bv tratel andob. scrvatten In European eitlra and lioaptUIa, pcrfcctinc bit medical knowledge aad expe riesrix. HorcUirss tolba SctlreduUtsof bta nrtifeattonw lib added advaatAsrca. aad Is Sure to reap an early reward In tbe patronage of I bote among vbom be bad to ton; roMcd. Hla ctaceaare t SWheamV Street. Han rraa. clfco. Arrfy Evening TV, .t7- 1Mb, 1ST7. Purchaalo? Agonoy. Ladie wbo are desirous of bavin: sooda imrcbiacd for them In San franclco can do our aoareaaia? ira. - n- .imej. uu will aend amtlr of trooda fur their inipee tlou and ajinruval. "Would sty tbat Itoin cxpcrleneeil UreM.msker, and nave tne aa vanUre of buTlnr at wbolesale. aad would rive nr tatrons tbe beoeni of sauie. ncotaa nurebaaed and Ktit C. O. D. Send for Clr cntar. Any lufuruatlun in recsrd to stylet cbecrfullv lilrcn. Would add Ibat I bate a QraKUas esuuiianmcni tor irresa-roskinc. abd an prepared to .execute country onlera i.a M.T-... aJ. . . It 1 .... .... wiia uiPi'aicn. Aourcaa .am 11 . 11. ISO Sutter street. Itooin il Sao Francisco. Soar Tmkoat, Cocoii, Colo, and similar troubles. If uttered to progress, .rcault Iu strloua pulmonlry ktfccUona, ttctiUmcs In curable. Bruin t Hrvnchul Trothi." reach directly tbe seal of tbedltcaae, and gives! moil Inalanl relief. Fuvsictaxsof blsh standing unhesitating. lr irlve their Indorsement to tbe u of tbe Uracrrnbcri'.MarabaU'a Catbolicon for all fc main ciimtitalnU. llie weaK abl uetiiuuieo ttnd wonderful relief from a constant Uae ot tbla valuable remedy. Sold by itl druggiiU. 11X0 per buttle. Fa uv tits' Ocipk Hook to the Pacific Coast A handsome j-tre Monthly, con Ulolug map of I'aclfie Coaat, tlal ot farms fir sale, sUUtlrsauid tnrorntatlon to lettlcrs. . .... ti . I t ... V . 1 . - . lornia. u vauiorma auecu cau iiuicucu IVIce, 13 nu per copy; UU tr year. A Ccke. within the reach of the poorest auoertr from rucunuutm.'Sore luroat. sun Jolnta, and all aches aud pains Trapper's In Ulan Oil. rrlce. w cents per nass. Use Iturahata tad neuralgia. Abletlse for rkeutaatkm s - i l Ttar - n IT f!f-TrfTl. lac siawttl Wir-Ttimaa irvaarrcKiuKTOTHcaui stvlsc V Weaarsav4aaasaa(Eera2ar , CALIFORNIA WASMIOAXBS ! r- Of TT4r QaaSty ladTicSi. as aasac fce ' a. sa aaantar mt. i HtjynxGTOS, ho?hss & ax, XITi T im' AUXJTV ' JmrtM Tfawt aarf VarA Sent. Su rraarlini. ST COMMERCIAL HOTEL Toa!f atToi.T.ja,nmas tkass reorfum al U ta BnptA t Haar-a. BBST IN THE WORLD! SEE IT' TRTJTT HCY IT: WarraaUd ta Girt Extirt Satiilaxtisr. Anericaa SsTring JCasHrs G. R. WOOD. Msmaer. sat rtrru snoxr. - - - sjuc ruxxcuco a.iMiui SA2 FRANCISCO aaa asv fast aat sai I aa , sar si tawsr vw- J s - w almplm! acfr a) ta iAHMEia,lU. uurso. m arm. u Krarar ar-Talailaralst lacum aa im i raa. iirr etava x cnut rJsaa aJI yrait. aa lnUM aa4 eaasatvcr a-atarr M.wa earraba-. mc aa2 cTera a3rrMr racacan a! few rrU4 Ax.nl SVauatral l aUX ewrl Trrrliory. THE PAPER WAREHOUSE' iNTERrtATIQNAL R9TEL, (11 m sra Kaarar Saavav m-maartsarak ( SSiMSt - FIE DAT. B. & rATtUniaV - ' - - raoraiaroa, T Car.r. rawSn, wsa Oa aasarvf tie BjctI c wtE ml-nr la TTiiic at ta aC aa 4 eoarrrf NMWl to li Usui Ott, STfc aan raw est 1st ta ra Onca. U m twiaac.t' Q rsarr n. I OF THE PAOIFiO COAST. t A. OONOOH.r Baxk oi? Commerce. 421 CaUisraia Street. Sa. rraadsco. Ciheck Atwrjrt Krrr rs oout javre . laltamaiT. a4 rrulcaln ttmaHat-warC raraaa au aM aiauaaac sac raaaaiaac w aij n.n mt ia. PhIi nut ra. Jims, Lfclaa. t&a'ta. Salata lUla a4 .catraaa. oaua&j sum waraiia itrteaoacaa. tuaiasiii' eoarctrtn. Rmtrra trart. rwil Cicaaact aa4 wmma (Meat llantaa r-4 Haak maai rtiaa la all oarta r tae or VS. r katUMti4(aftattt t-r aaaka eajrr isaa. a4 IrMarflir aa aaaaetaJ IxhIswm. Iirtmia atk IM. Kut atn a K I aw Swt trM hi I . iwiwt. ttaiawat. tUeaaaa e Ruaols inlbN .1 nj am We kate Uivr Taaaa Ur kosHatc TMItkaa. SUnr ware. Traak. Valvast larO. IMaa. swe Va. r rr ttf arrcwiuitHi ( rami smbi w ftaak M S of-frata Ha. sSP M eirrjr fcav adursatairar T ail niifrnai ri rwar -ala-r eaartrT. srvmftBr, aaTrtf. aaUatarttoa a4 lae miM ttnrihU trrwta. M. i i iiiuaiaifi iraiacM. W raTrT.iaAlrr KNABE PIANO Tit niruWA or iioNon avu the mcdai. t. of ilnt wa asaaiiawAM' afvrem M airaaroi Kai) A 1 r taw JJfT. f AarUa(lH-tMa-aUI S.iMbtnua. TWlr rrr-Kt a tke Kbr I'aoa Mam laal tlvn ta.lmm.aU (nra th SUVtrt rriteaCT. rU . aK4 that tker Race arar'jr arrruats M,artluB iku ibt cbrr la uaMrr. nrliarw Nit .awa)th--l- ana 111 j mf n-. In vita aadrrrlaluir wf Mcllan, Mti4 Im rirgamcr M attiraMlfti' r aarkntiah.ilt. lTrl Atreer ai Ij aew mbmc m r nr BslsTBATr ai-f!UT St. P0 "l"k' u n tTUirtn 1 1 n mvn i uin, atiiunHU, Kormaufibi Ihm Uasle tVrtaitmcnt cf A L. TBai crefl A lo. .la At-"' f.ir lo mnartuJir (.ipa ar and law rnml SMVIXtl I'USIW aad IS D. REMINGTON & CO..I ilTilTi SxT:-Sltr:-.t. 1 SlIO EliHS WiT i Ml ia aw vttariarn en 1 AT A.fAia.Mtn?f.!Ce--Trt j ABBBT 8WSHtl T. M srU UM. I Xaaacrrv 3 aai 415 BattcTT Stmt, ! AO trlr ariUale. Nrw. Hat TrjtSu. TWrr. Maai a aad Siraw la?rr tard Moec rv 7 aVr- TT A33IT ceoa. S&a Tn acUrs. OPIUM X XOXKYWA?iTKB mil. CTCKKB. la Ki-14 acrSrrCT rTrt. Xipalaraafrr I r t. . sea ts.ic. P.K.P C, " SACRAMENTO SEMINARY, r sTHxer. bstwhs a asd tas, sacka- ' 1 arxlit.Cal. A Hurlliic mn BajMktMl Tmr V.a; uim. Jiexl Trna etxaa a, day. Aaz. ai. Esr$r ar Qrcwiar. Cucif pocdcacanantotwttaaU waowtaatortiuOcr UAsr- arr iT-itxz? t aatA atol la a Sr daj. ttor paioaiiwurau i.iKKiwri Xr7 u r,t.a.rT..-a8a. HXSX0S rmThiM GLOVE-FITTI NO CORSETS. nrnMf init 1 .uaRivaUMcautr I ara asw t stsana ay 1 MILLIONS. I frieaa tra awes raSataSf MiaatiluniD ATCtNTCNNIAl. it h CMalna ana s.beMra of rmlunons. ASK Alio ro THOMSON'S 'uiiiULuuirnixl Ta belt aaasa aaasi. SaattuuiSaaamaaf V40MSDN and tha IrstStSttrKACaowKsrt I sBaaSBBWsajSKMssai aa"Baw"T2r-r5rfaW mtam iah saw sh - -fmr i Great Inducanents! Special 0r!! Ladies Ready Made Suits. Camels Hair Cloth fvr . tv yrr t mr a rrr it OTltc auHS. risst vTi3fpraSt niniTg. yraaptx3ti TU VOXTX WARJUUT SUTTLT CO. la lamt ta lb raacr la smasa saat ranagyj attsa ifatrvpa 9br- Lasts Xxast gBab lcnr raacrol VAJtaX aaAfaiya 3taIaaeira,aGataaMwra Sib'' Sae yotgaafms otttaaBarajiai alaajaraaeBOf tAajmr.bara CV aracsaVe. T7aaw$ertsat'aaAt saad arrtsatesnrnM aad w 8fc aw aavaasteat BarVtSx eawaaM ami, tsss Tsax er sxtsa 42 sJ wtatr teaia vrrr caaaaiB oca of ccx Casoxa faVfV fBt.a&tl n twtssvgaAVT Rua Scrra. S P:caa. rraJr IHvV rLoccx aaj. Warrx Finsa. aaaOav Sraiz. Yaixx W.B3 fiyVf et ca tA 7aa. HsaiiiriT SotKL Waotsauxa Taint by Akji aaJBaaqcaarataTtaiiiiait wssa. 1AwDoc.SAeaavai Waot. JlgTk. taae,eat aalusial aaia fucavea rsa(ft of Sba .fTaQXiA Taoklta vita Warn rrrcaa. loajTrtaj dutifoa aa4 $499. MaaaKX TtoFbckmi ia tfca aVL. TtM lajM itjt rt oar ccrnT- frVf raaasly term ami tvawifia tsaiBlcblaacsxTictfiUtar! Mtwm. TTaea aaaU ae aa aU at? scrand trcra FtetoRrtrb NtVawaaU sbrtaf-'a-ora oeala Im am SBaOa talMcxfreaairlbraBlSsTar. friCKJ ta crAar anj ttaJaeeatf aayie 1 lliwsnect. TTaU aaltE tvSaUa FaWCl2PrB4 Tlataa. TTa saaAaTsHnn s4 for S so 40 da. per ja4 ta PHTfaa'aaaasi LadWatiaa. sweat batat ssaai acj- ttoro, and a kairra t TTHKSaV" are aad w eaaT5Mtjr. takes 14 te IS Tarda lo safes a ML TaiMr' Also Lacim Pcasr WAirrtma, salt. TTaea add ft ct of "la""" saaOiettAiu&a BaxaCton. rf-at Luni Turmi. triaaa4 vltb nasjaea ftwia mt TTSS1 WaAlrtalA Qrini aad whifca rpU. (COl4 Kiia CurrKl Coajwa and f-LCU. W"bolJo -ntamt IXM. CM oet tfea fo5feoooroa aad avl H to Noaia-Wtarna Sctixt Cb. 11 U iwd ft3aUadaMpmiaTas&roMaeuCAaaU UaT oee oooftcn rrcefrvl tovanl aca asit. r 1ADM ACnS AB ACtXTS, ATD SEXDrXQ IN CLCBS OF TXX, WILL, BK WID OXK SUIT ITUJL OXLV OSS COCfOX MXDCZ1 lOS A CIXB. saeaue M prico (ertrt au favcuatr. aairiHiia-aau ' ti. jTjr.7V- "T aar luaaatuMM fiB alt enters rcJw.( at noss. xiStx, rosrorricx, ccxtv. Ixd stats. srina. QIVS ftAUi SBlrTCiQ BUtSO Contract good for 50 cts. -with. N.-"We3tani Supply Co. WsanaaSerrLTOx. sod wHh SO fceS nx a Cxk axa Kam S.-rr. TLX tee Pi-irx Wnm. or tJ Taoniaa Wajj?ia, aad J ? tkSOCExauCsuaas. Sato saet Halt, waara taraUooEijraaoV-. r ' yorOt-Woatre Sapyty Ckx. Caleo.ia.