WIT A3?D HTJ.MOK.
A Convict Guide in Scrvia.
Tiic water in the Atlantic is getting
low w much 13 used to "Go "West" in
ojstcr cans.
A Minnesota juror addressed ji not
to the judge, in which he stjlcd him &n
44 'onerablc jug."
Why docs the new moon remind one
of a giddy girlf Because bhe is too
young to show much reflection.
A. little uoy had been sent to dry a
towel before tho nursery fireplace
"Mamma, is it done when it is brown!"
"How long will my chop be, waiter!"
asfced a hungry man in a restaurant.
"About five inches, sir," was the prompt
reply.
a ukuxkek camorma miner kicked a
can of nitrc-glycerinc. All that was
found of him afterward seemed perfectly
sober.
Dr. Hollaxd sars : "One tiros of talk
ins to fools," and Mr. llowoH wittingly
adds: "Many good people arc tired of
bearing fools talked to."
"I am glad that I am once more on
terra cotta,' said a masculine Mrs. Par
tington as she stopped off from a Cunird
er at East Boston dock.
The most laconic will on record is that
of a man who died in 1 0t. It runs
thus: "I have nothing; I owe a
deal the rest I give to the poor."
At bedtime now, after the little Phila
delphia bay has said his "New I lay me,"
he adds, in a truly thankful spirit, "Ma,
ain't I glad I don't have to sleep out is
the shed any more."
A Pakisiax lady enters a shop at Leip
sic, and asks, being addressed is German,
if they do not speak French. "We can,
madamc," is the reply, "but we do not
from patriotic motives."
"Sallt, what have you dose with the
cream! These child: ea cannot oat skua
milk fnr bmakfast." "Sure, ma'am, it
isn't mosdf that would be aftker giving
the scum to yez. I tuk that and gtve it
to the cats."
Nothing like truthfulness in avedor.
Recently an itinerant bookseller called at
a house in Penasvlvania, aad after fchow
ing several works unttteeessftsllr, said.
"Here, sir, is a Bible. Ftrst-ratc book;
A last in town fuuud some cream en
her milk yesterday mornig, and was s
astonished and everoome that she lhnt
ened to discharge the milkman. The
latter, however, explaised that it was a
mistake owinx to thedrosgbL
A correspondent of tho London JW-
graph writes: The oddities of Belgrade
life, normal and nbuormal (certaiu font-
ures of the Russian occunation taklni; a
conspicuous place in the latter category), ' they are not satisfied with one board, but
would till a small anil singularly divert ; tuey must have three, although the (Mim
ing volume; but there are serious, even : lation of San Francisco is barely 270,000.
Stock Speculation In San Francbco.
A San Francisco corrospondent of the
X. Y. Timet writes: "isTcry thing seems
to be subordinate! to the mining stocks
ami to speculations in tninins. Here
tragical times, during
tat us, even under the
whicli one hei-
strongost tomp-
tatlon, to lay stress upon, or even call 1
attention to, the comic aspects of men
and things Servian. Nevertheless, one
trilling incident of recent occurrence
strikes me as being so intrinMcally and
harmlessly funny that I cannot forbear
narrating it, as nearly as possible, in the
words of the person to whom it happened,
a Young Russian of my acquaintance
here. This gentleman, having demanded
and received permission to inspect tho
citadel, was conducted over the works
and the Koaak by the Servian command
ant, a somewhat stout officer, who, how
ever, when my friond cxitrossed a dceire
to ascend to the top of the minaret bard
by, from which an extensive view of the
surrounding country is commanded, ex
cused himself from accompanying 31. D
to that "bad oanaesce, but oUereU
him a trusty guide, and called Bp a strap
pine yoang fellow in & sort of fatigM
UBiTorm of drab-colored canvas, whom ke
instructed to conduct the Gospodin. Ar
rived upon the tiny platform, M. l)e
first took in the panorama at his leisure.
and then went bt eyes downward toward
the place fronting the Knk, where he
noticed several exeeptieally fine xneu,
dad in a costume exactly similar to that
worn by hts companion. "Tell rae, he
exclaimed, turning to the latter, "who
Wisdom That Pays.
Indarrmrnt fur Vl.llera la Atop ml the
t'aetuepelllau llalrl.
TIIC
rxxxiMors vebuict or lames aji
OENTLEMaX.
There is the Pacific Board, the California
Hoard, and the ban rrancttco Boanl,ech
of which has it Stock Exchange and is
indcendent of the other. This is pretty
much as if there should lie in New York
City an Atlantic Stock Exchange ami a
New York City Stock Exchange. Hut
though the lu Juos transacted in Gotham
represents a imputation of over two mil
lions, one Slock Exchange ka& hitherto
been found amply snrScieet. It is ob
vious from this one fact that gambling
in mining shares most be a very general
pursuit, and indeed It. Is. The man who
resolutely confine himtolf to tWt strict
channel of his imwedute Imcine I
looked upon by the commnnitr. with
those mingled feeliugs of cootrtnpt and
admiration which a thorough paced
drunkard feel for a teetotal fricod. He
envies his wealth, and admire the calm
btood which courses tkroogt the uufev
cred reins, yet, after all, be thinks the
man is a milk-oop, toe cowardly to know
the joys of Bacchu. So here ie San
Praecieo, everybody takes a nibble at
the trwiohcrviM bait. The merchant
down town, whose capital is just aolli
ctent for bis import tan; be i term, ht on
the sly bearing Ophir, wnile the wife of
hi bosom has bowght the mm stock tor
a rie. lit clerks are all embarked on
small pecw.UtiveHp4 of the same kind,
and condemn ttttnwetvea to vwluntarv
rS&t
S f
may those men be, and to what branch ef poverty in hopes of making a great raise.
and then going into bu lines i for them
selves. Even the very cook in the kilch
en k enabled, through the discriminating
bins4 tact of some broker, to share in
the delirious dance, ftr art so smalt a
sum as a duMar one can venture in.
"The method by w bice, the single dollars
of the poorest cJxvhm of the community
are raked in by the storks of LcsderkdorX
and Gxliforota street, i the familiar put
and emit of Wall and Broad in our own
delightful city. Here you can have a
put or call upon a single shot of Ophir
er any outer stocK m toe mnrEet for
srs to drop large baudtuls of . Vnee they got to the last step of the; tire. Sometime, when these l grost
"Now, children. sie said, "Boaz j ttairease, the amiable aasogy3t turced excite Jteot in the nstnnar; states, these
her nice thine for Itutfa; can y.n ;jort around upon M. Ie , and, 1 are thousands of hdt m, the sidewalk
hat it wmr "3Ianied her," stretching out his -red rfeht kand," ej-i arc chocked, and to pa on one ant
"Rath EE remarkable, ain't it, sir! But
'ave you never noticed as mostly all the
places on this line begins with a HI Aw,
beg year pardon! Look at 'em 'Amp
stead, 'Ighgate, 'Ackney, "Orserten, 'En
don, 'Arrow, "O Ho way," and 'Oraiey !"
A ScKDAT-fcuooL teacher wtis giving
a lesion in Rath. She wanted to bring
out the kindness of Bmz in commanding
the reapers to drop larse handful of
wheat,
did another
tell me what it was!" "Married her,'
said one ef the bevs.
"Wnrar was Home built!" asked a
school committeeman of the first class in
ancient history. "In the night," an
swered a bright little girl. "In the
nightP exclaimed the astonished exam
iner. "How do you make that out!"
"Why, I tboeght everybody knew that
Heme wasn't beilt ia a day. "
The New Orleans Picayune, in trying
its hand at description, rays : "The mod
ern city school girl goes along with a big
bustle, striped hose, hump-bscked, carry
ing thirty-one different books, three
slates, four copy-books, bottle ef ink,
pocket full of pencils aad pens, seven
dollars1 worth of pinchback jewelry, a
mouthful of chewing-gem aad thirteen
red streamers dangling after her."
Ax IsDUSTRious Hcsbasd. "Arrak,
Jimmy, why did I marry ye! jet tetl
ec that! for its mvteif that's bad to
maintain ye, ever since the blessed day
that Father O'Ftanagan seat me heme to
ve're house." "Saate jewel," replied
Jimmy, not relishing the charge, "and its
xnvfoif that hopes I may live ta see the
day when ye're a widow, weeping over
the cold sod that covers me thin III
see hew you'll get along without me,
honeyr
A Polite CnmcfAL. A Maine paper
tells a story of- a gentlemanly criminal
recently asked by Judge Peters, holding
the Oxford County term of the Supreme
Court, if he had anything to say before
sentence was passed. He had met "with
something to take," and had been stead
ied by it- However, be managed to get
nnoa ids feet, and remarked, with con-
jsldereble difficulty, MtPon what subject
iwonia your iionor oe p:eaca io aaro me
"'dress lLe court P The genial judge
didn't give him a theme, but proceeded
to Eentence him at once.
A sew prison-chaplain was recently
appointed in a certain town. He was a
man who greatly magnified his office,
and, catering one of the cells on his firt
round of inspection, he with much pom
posity thus addressed the prisoner who
occupied it: "Well, sir, do you know
who I am!" "No; nor I dinna care,"
-was the nonchalant reply. "Well, I'm
your new chaplain." "Oh, ye are! Wed,
Ihae heard o' ye before." "And what
did you hear!" returned the chaplain, his
curiosity getting the better t f his dig
nitr. "Vee1. 1 heard that the last twa
. .... .
the service do they belong r "Look,
Gospodin," replied his guide, "that one
there is the brother of the Minister ;
he has twenty years; it is because he
killed his wife. That other one, the tall
youth with the sweeping auttaehe, be
will not be here so long. He is the sou
of senator . lie only killed a xaau i
who oiended him." And thns he went
on with his catalogue. It should be re
membered that my friend, a slight aad
somewhat delicate youog fellow, wm en
tirely alone with his ioteriocutor, a sine y
triant of truculent asoect. unoe a narrow
ledge of stone sixty or seventy feet above : dollar. The corn eon oc is that the
the level uf the ground. His leelisgs may ' minds of almost the entire adult popula
be wore readily imagined than described I tiea are riveted upon minhag stock. He!
whu this centJemau in drib, who had letius of the ttriees current ate circulated
ijest reveileJ himtf, by implication, to every half hoar, exposed in all the bro
ke a eain, turned to mm with bM- ker s otlce and la alt the mentv ex-
eous jocularity, and, slapping him ami- changes, and sent to alt the leading
eabiy on the outsider, olerved in a tone hoteb. The large brokhng ounce, where
of restrained pride, such as is aaed by bu times is dene on a grand scale, are
modest merit, "I also am a tenty year . furntohed with enormoui btac k-boerd on
man. Cor yt see I. too have killed my ; which the ditfereot stork are painted in
wife." My friend replied, in as steady a legible while character, and Use iactov
ruice as he could Command for the mo- Uoos are marked hi chalk everv hour. Ia
ment, "That is indeed very remarkable ' front of these oaVea hundred of men
and interesting. Perhaps I am keeping ; gather every day, coming a early a 9
vou from toot regular avocation! I o'clock and Iwacriac until the inat ouo-
thiek, perhaps, we hd better g dovu." I lation are marked, when they slowly rc-
As It Is certain that during the present
nitMith there UI be a crest Indus of a till or
to ttos rtty. Iwth (rtm Ike mteiWr ami other
tlate. I b- ition tf the taut deMrmbie
Wtrl to lp at s h IfHtMrtaMt ene. It nwl
not be saM thsl bjr HHlirrl rttetit hn
Krancbxo has the rrpuUUtm A being pro.
Klrd with Ike nnrit earaTaniartai of any
city la the United Salr. aad alto that the
laaMceweet Is emlBcatlr efliclcat aad aU
faclwrt. Wltbvul any lateNlWn. therefore.
t ntaklng the lead latidleu cnnwrto.
ii mat be (HMteaur icd mat br a large
Member of ladle and eatleaen, who hae
vltttcd tbu city (ra tiiae to time aad re
aided here at the CtMmefoitUn llidel, on the
comer n natn ana eikMwc tirreu. . i
this cSecantly nnbbrd and petftellr aHMtt-
ed estabHtbrnest It prwBouaed Ike mot
rdeaaet and eoteSWtaidc tH) tc I'ctec ComL
Tha r ail J that, bile stostpto? at It, tbey re
eeiTcd prumtt aod roattcoo al(clio, (mu
pMMl MMMrtne aMrkeeiiulapaniaenl-.were
terved with suwpteous Drill, fetch M
ewded ail the OrlkacSt fwniUord br the
Market, and were tkmtgr4 iu rr-atueabtc aa te
reoMtve Irom tbelr wle alt ideaaof extrara
canee kit b, aa a rule, are ioteparabte fruts
uiias at a arsi-ria4 smmci. i he MMe-t hate
all been "arm In tbetr pra of the rj
arsatk and eleMxe ut the sdUox-rooaa eV
voted to their aad the centicara itwak
la caioallT ftatterteg terns uf the cveaWta mt
wnr imm; im irwata twai, uji cratt
Ued rlereH tx to bKk the bar and btluard
taiooe The fact M, 11. 11. 1'caraoa, the ex
nertenced oroortetor ot thu favwrltc carat an
arj. Is ctr adsc Ut the twfturt ef hi cueHa
aad i erteoka (Mthms that Ul ewntnboSe U
the puejedartty ef kit booe. He teocrrttet
asi see eetrou MbkU, a cxrotea
careieMam. r Matteatseo oa the pert f the
eienhsf tee AU vUitrs t &m Fraeeure ill
tkercSwrc be We atuo at the CwatutUa
noet earia; ieer stay m loss e . r.
Dr. Price's Spoolal Flavoring Ex-truots.
These FUTerVn; Exltacu have wa their
way to MhtSr faror Srvm their nteeila. N
hokeoer who ha Savored a rale, pad
Mmz rroaae Mh Dr. l'rlee's rur. id
eter reter to the ne of the ehea FUtot-
Extract that Seed the market.
CALVERT'S
OAHR6UO
SHEEP WASH
(1 trcaaea.
T. W. JACHS03. Baa Fri
etcee, Me iUcat Isr CaMbr
ta aa4 5.
0. & P. E. TI2BSLL & CO.,
tsrerraa ajib ataerieTeaaa or
BOOTS AND SHOES,
SO. l CLAY HTHKCT,
Mwm teuoaca aa4 BaUTT. SXX rKAMCUOU.
MuiUmrn ef Mral. nejt. Toitbl. aad CVU
inV ri.1t ALT MMTB.
Or4ert ar4 aa4 fror. tMj Ztti. AS Ittc IM
VUHUa tuu al U hM aaartrt srteca.
! i uBtae tae luxi aa p
GOLD AND SILVER SAVING.
Co.. hy
Men's ani Boys
SUITS,
OVERCOATS,
Shirts
OMDERWEAB,
Maxnhattan Ore Treating
Secor s Proccsa.
to a aaaabor Wa. At IWK SULK She
aachlaery are niimi to ncbwl et tterXUx
mhMMtrHuOacaaetf yeare.Xrey
aeX4tr U tt(i to the to C the rl.IM (
bntw X tato walire ettb aH tbe tae c- T I
Kttil trU.em r4 tmU. aad ib lb ttraaa
emrar. n Ian ItaSiwm e Snea to Hfrr j
KM. to Safer mi l I1W I
rar arcan tfT at the eaee. ft Strrea-
. ma rraaetoee.
-.l. r. HKl'UII. rrrildml.
TO ORDER.
o.'.h n
LiBGEST
STOCK
-IX-
San Prancisco.
ONE
Price!
C. 0. D.
PBOGRBSS I
THERE IS MONEY IN IT!
THE PACIFIC
Artesian and Prospecting
ATJG-3B.
. fates t4 Jay JStft. ill .
J. & P. COATS TH
E BEST YET
a narrm v xit raM or nxnoin5
Ur Sra wr44 a SIrdataad Dlpl
tmM mt Ihr Onteaalal Kavlllaa, aat
eBaBa4eat Uj tae Jailfra far
"SUPERIOR STRENGTH
AS
EXCELLENT QUALITY
or
SPOOL COTTON."
Tb S-lir 9jX Tiovre. T abtrili TL CUr Trta
be m.S. r re A. I ttu arnttr.aa4 Ja
aiut A. t. KradrSeX:
: a triofcit eeeAeaaae aT
inattf H CXar Treianell 7bAa:
sm 1 fcf Tiaai a a aa ia tr -"' "
awiMHUU arsau. f ysj-. P--
Fer thm & a fB,L?3C
af u NWtin' (Aanartv. Our tmi &3&Urt
h inf Sar trkeaan pwaentwf.
7beaM aaasbii twaraay- anawtti Xlaarfd as
SOU. la WAtTtm
-
Holiday Presents.
Sfhrrreai rVieoaobt
The new cabarrd
iMIuWfKp'jMHf it.:rrtrt,ent
aexcearto fltlt : Xullb..
tuiLii rir.CiL
PACIFIC
. A. T. COJH08B. 0lrte4sr-iX
j iai. j I. ft. HXWUT.PrrsX
lux 8. BTzaxx.sc'y juzl.
Wheat Has Advanced!
arr
PC3IPS ARE LOWER.
now beinc nroeoced b Haarra. 1. n. Taber
to, Maotganey ttreet, a. T, are Joat
the thaa; tor hutanay feeaeot. Tbto sty Se of
Mrtare to eatttety ae. and aa the jwexctt !
f tiolad - e(W Amu ran traduce them.
Ueet fait to see them whoa yon rtoU the city.
Unshaken.
WaOc other arttetr W their kbtd are larpe.
I aaallantol !r f'rl. P.b M.l i r-
I tVader hddi Ma oothaaen neitttee aa the
pejrest, bett aad meat reauMc Is ail par
xareiat that caoitllntei rfet resott. It
caeoMt he aoeeaachrd by any other HaJue;
IVedeC m the aurkeC
Land O-xnors Without Patents
Shonhi eswieae IS llh thetr reeaiot Col
. m . . . ... .
u warata a. v.a-,uaean aar tmai..u.
Wahiartom, D L, and lacrtte their Laof
Uted, "1 like tnee, thon art a good man.
Let us eoremllv shake heads. What wn
ray nef rtonase friend to.dl Let M
mcrcifailr dre a vail over the iaeritaWe
2coo4ae the cvinsuaatins horror of this
tragic comtcai, etsineatlj 5-emaa epuaiie.
iolem Prlet in the Field.
Had the TcrkhsoMirheoa veil led, he
tvoald have tnc straight to Bfllrade, and
the whole bosinnes vuehi have heen set
tled f rthwilh. It ha alvavs been a
beattufnl asrht to see him go into Willie
Even, the :& battalions eaoght the
tpKit of the soldier and went inte aedon
like men. I renseniW a verj stnking
instance. It was towards evening time
hen TchemajecTs newlv-errived Rni
sians ere irjisg to fight their wav np
the face id enr position at Iiessvei. It
was clear sosMbedv meit stop them, and
liter were sheltered from oer gons hj the
ood below. The S'fas ere called np,
get into line, "dressed,' and ordered to
denote down the hill. For a dement
titere was eesiparatt'e silence, ht
hnt the rattle uf luetoketrj and artillerj
was beard. The poeti acre gathering
inspiration k wac their firt battle-noha.
Then .with ene voice thev shoeted "Al
lah! and Kith this religion appeal thej
Wished into the neods. Ill fared it wMh
Hessian and Serb that day; for the
Softas nent on passing between the trees
and searching f r the fc, whieh, when
fasted, thej ineontineoUv dottrojed.
Tbore was no more cheering entil e
reacbod the village at the end of Use
wood and the hut Serb had tied. Then
there was another load shont, which totd
that the priest bad won their maiden
fight and were victorlaes. ZoAdon Tele-
graph.
A QctKTios or llo.Nns. 'Whilst travel-
ins atone the coast or 3lorooco, 1
null tka uvMSatatoaet! of a desartar froan
the French Algerian am yywhe had settled ! nit v of a regular
IS us in css College,!
320 POST STREET,
VJ TW inl aa M fW(fc l awnlt r- O
tr a n rmA crat uu . nnmn .
erainnm. ynrora. tacSym. aiaa ian
etth a 111 aren tu oial ax aaj
lut aaa ruff miail. tlreatan taaj If
KITTLE & CO..
Areata frrISrCM
Sb.7"S $30!
f PUSSPS. PUMPS, PUMPS,
LAUREL HALL !
BONDING SCHOOL;
"0R TOCXG L.ID1E3, jl
$i mite. cal. ;Z
K1CT. C B. ClltUrH.A. Jf rriarlaal. .
C3
HC Mr.:TI' BfeuiSTMtknT.iA
ae a ar' iiattu r-e vnc tu
Done Ilia Best.
AurStia I'eafeaan taoirSer ha aaextneaa, I
a aad snaaiaeary of eder to thwae !
e or aor other raaatry. aad Udtee '
of saaH exatlHta laeS feaec 4irt that hs ,
ion alien have been oceeaafoily camed aoL
Ci.ien cax aa Ccaiav Or. Bosn, ot
rbllilelfhia, anaeonee hu da eatery for
the radar at core of Canrer. .Va Ayr.' .V
I'm: .Va (ewbr Keeardsn UWItr.
stoat teat anyalerc Pa-spUei aad partseo
tar aeoxrw. Addveas 4I laaep, tr. IX.
T. bosn. alW NartJa neoad V. Phtti.teSofat. P.
Or ail the raeseduet extaot for Hrijrat
eVaaae, aaa'. raTel, aad sit agirtloat of
the Madder aad iio. la ntatt or feaaaar.
Knaascr s CxTaacr Vcvnc H the el rtU
ahe aad eekacaao. No aoc tbontd be Kh
ootK.
Tnarrim' 1xmx utb The aisapleit tod
at poaerfal rreaedy far rheosaatsua. aee
raissa, tare thraat. sod aS aehe aad paaaa.
Sed rwfj'brft. at Mtr real tier ak
tj. I I oscaana r ALAcs. ur aar, u.
. -H n . rname
watk m the street iteeaf ansoaa the be-Ho-
vebtctes. Ther ate m 1 aortal I y a
ooeer croad,coeped of if ten U tors And
laefers. 'ot that there rnv hntrissstc
lkforenec beteen thoan, tor the fpeeola
tor of this character Is itsapir a loafer
who has raised a stake and awaiting
resntts, and the loator I a if acnlator who
i penihBM and St awatthag a stake from
some iorttjoate coaaraoe. Ton nsaj know
easilv the nson a ho are lock front those
who are out. The lover have Jecont
reahMatnents, and heavv atii cJaeio of
gold oomU in hrvad seUsesg; the Utter
are clad in ntotv weeeern cloth firuni
which the dve hat feded. leoeing the
color an indeVcrtoable kind of parpie
Thej have neither watche nor watch-
chain., and dioner is a problem to
solved either br ahnnetant cheek or by
Use sptrst of tmmmiene which tech a pssr
snit is calcolated to evolve. There thej
stand, the Inckj and the perse!, ia
rain and snnihin, dnrhng the livoiong
daj, watching that ii eraole tpacaUlirr
pot boiling. so lone as ther ean make
a lockr hit or two, or can borrow front
others, thej oaotisnse this citraordinxrv
ksnd of bfe. When thej are what s
emphatically called "played oat," the
eotorprtsiag seek the nssnes, and the
alnftles drift into crisne.
Thj is cventoallj worse than the lot-
ilta Usens the rantMar ener
gies are not paralvzed, and he can wek '
fur Ms living and bey lottery ticket too.
Rnt here it is not so. The snere feci that
a Bsan bat got a pot open sonic favorite
stock, seems to cotttle bstn, in hi own '
snijd, to a positive roptte front anj ac- amebicax aad rouciu
live oocnpation naut the torn
for er against hso."
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.aiU J fi airreaa imv uue
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.'A wr. Sr avutiuw,
l a4 for cl
rr al iei Matn aena n &r.
maaos a U.. . i-ervaa. Matea.
r e a I a r .
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" AYHILNEY & HoLMKS
ORGANS
7V Frunt 7rtt X-t JrUt ifedr.
cw sntxs am soto sieMi.
Wmaaaat n Tnrv SotfarhtaUta
KHIISET A KftUtCS OtCia COQaUcj.rlt
Haad. Hmw, CaKra. Farm. Field, far
Dm STella. ar naaltew Welle,
m Force Pumps of Etery Descriplifl.
2mz Cjliritn, Irsr Cyliriirt.-
PITCHES SMI MPS, CSTtHK r5S
m
m
m,
TVt TrA taraii M tr. er -rw rc rr1fr- 5r
CHAS. P. HOAG.
11 Bea SOrer. rarH" art. S3 rrcSee.
Cartal Arral 11Im Wlaeaellle.
CENTENNIAL SUCCESS!
(V
THE HISDOK
Iron and Locomotive Works,
Oes liu He-rtu art., ni raaaeaeoa.
MateSttwun ef Saraaa maw. faru as Deer
lint Mitaoiirr.saraaa San i IIuikh mmtmn
aaSliOaan7. Mute raDaxifklSiat tae ITr
aarea Ah Uaer C(aa4 Wary Ca.al
m men. Caaaa aa Tafta. OA llOUd taeaa.
rurvMnvi C T fttV. ear eraSe siaa wawj
trts.
wr snrTTix srwi5 VAcntxt
artaeSrMaa4 xst 9 XX aa 3
tac Ta ii tueaia. aaa aar 2
'.ml H . I till I . J U 1 i i l . . .
iwwSiwiwtt alar Vb ia(H
wvw jjaeatiiaT" aaa caa.arr ee
c . A7 sarSzar I finabeil wta tar cej-
Sra tt t'fUr a tit tnx-Heiral 1iii xr-a ef
M aa ewraatr Ut Ste t-an. tteilrr afrata ,
ul rrr cutwn z'C TCan aa dia w Se- ...
jonxsor. clark t co
HALL'S
THE GULF
0"H"
AND CANNING
OF CALIFORNIA
COMPANY.
TUt VVSLS ftr THE fOUrsST AKE
A ef
Sr
rataaaj act,
"SOW
a t.
AeerrM er aaeyx at Ox aSe t 8a
is TVWK x a.u FK-iinate.
trSemtfier-CtmUr. JT Ujrxl.
2o. 6 Lcldcsdorff Street.
Htreapfa BelUbxx. Sa rraaoam, CaSfarsaa.
tFSaan. tm r bate ia ttrvrat Sa tte
mSvf Orm Str.t x caa be Mac
AM Wr . ra.-7 Ale. iHn t tae tecn
untttttftCtitu w sAiTU xxsvnss sr
A M"nt -Aru aar rtrrreaerc
Unlaw a-a-eaat aaa tnlna. rar
dcaitfi rf rr. aaana
J A!Mt" M UvxVa
I GOLD TsTTF.3b AT."
. 1 KXKUf-l T" rALVXK-S EIK ZX-,J IV-
r. i,4. .i. . -. ... . ' ia. Krcaaajv itaaaav raw. mmstamrj.
nxtaTuL .iitlii, eras .aaaoRT
eaala. 11. I. ! rK.TSk year aaaat
.at4 ajiaai Ij 30 rta. jnu law
t 1
:t ual e
It r. u
aavcr-.a u.h
in that town some ten years pmwnMj.
During that period he hadeaplejed bins
self in the coUection eft he bones of the ani
mals which were rejected dail j by the ad
jacent bergs of ta!ett and Soieh. When
at last itis counjara ueensse cnoKea wiui
an soenmnhrtion of bone of everj de
scrition, esUrnated at some -1,000 pound
weight, lie made an ajmlicaUoB to be al
lowed to ship them to Marseilles. Wlct
do tliej want all those bone at 3Iareilles
A FXESCH SOCIKEK Pt9MBUtVT.
Desertion, thongh far fmn being an on
eornrnon otlense in the French arm j, docs
not jet seem to have attained to the dtg-
amone oar
IX VA 1.1 1 riaaiOSH lt KWlUll BY
T lamen t t rwril .aw
rATtVTS :
ia deCeded i iMil tbr Xttmm tisa'At. ntaaa A
aa T lift f T.i aan. t(M&.astM. t' i
-Ui Kl.l.- net.
TAT. ttuuKS. aaa Crarxr sc.
r Ha.A Etaaar tetojereae
aeeMAiafrv A sj uwtM ta at.
traliaee. Uatacattt ealy aas
llt te )
U.- .1.. IT-.1 . vl-l WtntnfthMB tlktr
larks ye were in je i preached them battli , turnknjfe jies and button, and a great
cmptj; tuti ii oeuangej ii jc nuu jmMT otJJCT nscfnl article," rtpliedU
ich an easj maittcr to do the eamc i - i A rOT toVipxn
this ane!" Imp." th. -?T. ...J
-a- 3 ..a A fV?J TTL
JOCITBovprertw w
that no bones ot jiosiems arc ioubu
and formal in his style of address, was
once nrcacbinff to a country congregation,
and after service was over, an elder re
marked to a neighbor, "Weel, it'll be
lang afore that man make thedeil swat."
An old minister was onco -visiting his
bearer, and accosted a humble farmer
who had been lazj with his crop in the
wet season. "I hear, Jamie," said the
minister, "that jc are behind with your
harvest."
"O, sir," was the reply, "I hae got it
all in except three wee stacks, and 1
leave them to the mercj of Providence."
Some of the old sextons, or Ieadlcs, as
thej would be called in Scotland, Have
been great characters. One of the claw,
bj the waj, was burned in Scotland bj
the Papists in Jleformation time because,
falling asleep in church, he woke up
a-iih the exclamation. "IVil lake the
priest; thej'e c greedy pack!"
The sexton of a parish in the County
Armagh was about to lose his wife. She
begged him, as her last dying request, U
bnry ncrovcr in i jruuc awuug u
kindred, fortv miles away. "Indeed,
rPcggy," wa Uje dry rejoinder of her hus
"bndf "Pit thry ye here fiir, but if ye
'tVjre fny thronbk; I'll tak yc up and bury
amongst the lot, for you understand tlint
I never could consent tn liavc knife-bundles
and buttons turned out of the sacred
remain of my forefathers. The bones
in question ure lying yet at Rabott. Lon
don Standard.
Wans Abraham Lib coin was a lawyer
in Illinois he and the judge once got to
banterinir one another alout trading
hon.es, and it was agreed that the next
morning at nine o clock tnoy should make
a trade, the horse tolw unseen up to that
hour, and no backinirout, under a forfeit
ure of 25. At the hour appointed the
iui''c came nn. leadinc the eorrios't-look-
- o- - .
ing sjiccimcn ot aitorse ever seen in ihoic
part. In a few minute Mr. Lincoln was
seen approaching with a wooden tw-
horse ujon ms sijoumict. urcai were uic
shoutii and the laughter of the crowd, and
both wore irrcatlv incroased when Mr.
Lincoln, on surveying the judge' animal,
set down ttie saw-horse and exclaimed.
"WclL judffe, this is the first time I ever
!T0t UIC Worst Ol ll in a uujw; iinuu.
o
6on very mbtake in life may be over
ruled for a higher cnu, ana our tears wa
tcr growth that may lw ricli witli imrnor
til foliage and fruit,.
neighbors. The French military code is
sternly carried ont, Tho the career of
a man named Joseph lionlanger ha jt
been summarily ont short by a eonrt
martial for oSeasea which in ingtand
wonhl have been visited with compara
tively gentle reproofs. IJoalanger en
litel on the ISth of Jannarj, IsTS, In
the First Itestmoni of Infeetrj. and de
serted on the 0t h of 3Ij fotlowing. In
no long time, Iron ever, be was carsghtand
sentenced to font yejJe 4tj5aBoat,
initeadjLthjar laonth tssoallj meted
'nltio a" deserter from the ltntish arniy.
Nor is a French military prison bj anj
means a pleasant residence for 1 on a go ts
of the criminal class. The work is hard.
the fare more than plain, and tlte dis
cipline strict a convict may say cruel.
Dunng the few months of ult sojonrn in
the penitentiarv. lionlanger had spent
fiftj-tbrec dajs in the black-hole a
species of confinement which seems to
have ultiinatcij rendered Mm somewhat
irritable. He tare his cloak to pieces
. . e
oac mirm, and was put m irons as a
punishment. He was then rh enough
to strike one Sergt. Hotnt a blew in the
face with his fiat. Far this hut offence
lionfanger has been condemned to death.
J.-
M'Hr ItST XSD CHEAriBT
rs.
fv Sfreaaa. Tate Canada. Maaiiaa. ruata. ftrta
tj...li. sa.a. sue at. aaa aa itca r 1 17
I Uff vmam.wvkm9t m. mwm turn ik.&f
STASIIC lIl.U.
J)futfd)f GJtotfreaarrn ffitfdjift.
KENDALL'S
Improved Quarter
QHAEI2 OSniG EET0LU7I0SIZSD
1 uotrr. cBXAi aa rowmrtx VOI. at ex
V kaV Sc eat T tta arsa; ttfia. ea Jar Carr
U as4 me lb) te
STEPHEN KENDALL,
Car ar F. A.. Slaatlartaa.
ta aa SaA Freaeaal at
Aaa Fraarlaea. Oaf.
LADIES, ATTENTION!
1
he t iHJt.xtt. XAno TAuxrn
. ' miuuiua t, e n u e I
ir iiih bumminnecb auitvi
! Farmer, Hir.sr and Granger
naru araaesrsa r3a tii
SAN FKANCISCO
WEEKLY POST.
The Popular Weekly.
Enlarged, asd Ir: proved.
The Beat &cd Chesjpcet.
IT ABT3CaT TBI SIS9TS IF smillX.
hMuu lmif la paa 1 1
mt n ayt-T a.. m W Lar aa CauSfrat
rrWa. i. V . rubfH Ar aaa
I r ' 1 a--.-f saaataroea
faaraaerr. TW m-T am T raa eWrr
lrv-rr'i ettu.if f T aateeet rmfe
T are u rnmit te n 'ar nttr
w ae m4..t mt turn ir A44XW Xre. n. A.
wiiKCLr.it. aat u-irr.-vii hu. rr.
OEtn ren nKRirtvTrALTHAi
V.lUra WATflltV tl - arjeweer
Aewrteaz Wtaua Waare. f mrt ar t-r 7nr
M. ta are saartra if4ttlT laje. aaa
raailanjHrwItn. SataitHn
lriti Sate tae TT-rJcvt at
Dili YEA'S GLEN COVE
STARCH
at aaeta tofsr bcrirc. bat raa rext tS Wa.
rvitai" iatta8(atiKawiuiiim
ef at xui 1 er tare r ti beSare t aaaarr a rt
aaaa. If tae witautacaat fee araAler.er am
ut etbererTTaBe. jea k riier
watAi ua l war ixatrcisaea w.a. rutt A Ca.
uaftfulibtwn WtutMwaaW a ea
! nerrtataifesea . that :. !' aaafctla)
ta alt, Ara4 rr trvra4 rtM 'el 'rta.
TEETH SAVED.
l,'tUJr Trmt Asru iaitt otr.. mivek
I ad tuae ITBin UT- to ne:tfal rrf et
ImkM Mloaa4ataid Laabte t.aa Ueaw
terta. Tea rear (aeataat rrarte fare. ttoA
ttr mtrrr. ataae lteaUa"T. Saa rrwea iTatf
tae Urtst-r 1K. M-.Rrraa. tvatat
FOR SALE!
1 HALF ISTERXST IX A WELL BtTABUSHEO
JY iiifi.iniiiei lirrt. a rawra tai
rrU rtirmm etret nactataa ftU SaMana
are iet4 Va iTtt-f .1 AfrU r4 Ofll
AMtmK.r HotatTl.h. T tJ
DIVIDEND NOTICES.
NO
TitvinEND Norn r.
XJ
ml J
te MeaaaeSr at rteer Siwehr a
COLLATE!: VL
i J ruu urf .rtart Raak ba rlarr a Stte4
el Tee fwr erat t Net.aiSer. fa; aW Itmaabrr SOi
Mount Aiuiiat. The present fashion
of mouulaiu climbing cennls another tri
umph. Jlount Ararat has been shccos
fullj ascended bj 3Ir. lirjee, of Lincoln's
Inn. This is believed to be cither the
third or fourth ascent, the firat haviog
been made bj Parrot In 1831, and the
second bj Abich in 1850. The mountain
is 17,212 feet in height, and the last 4,000
feet had to be climbed alone, the Onssack
Lcscort refusing to go further. The Ar
menians of the neighborhood believe the
muuutaln to be nccrssihle, and insist that
Noah's ark still reruaius'upon thctuinmit.
As mountains go, however, Ararat is not
a particularly hard climb. The peak is a
sugar-loaf peak uf volcanic origin, cov
ered with snow, and as no glaciors de
scend tho mountain there are none nf
their added danger tu meet.-
r S. IAKTEK, fecf
lOIXATEEAL
V rararr ftt aa KerJ
. n V . ritIVf.C a,Vkf
r Tk tiun er
tail mak are aCerrl tr aetowttfUaa at Hit frt
karceartaftae laeata et i " r ta jaaatvrj
tae yrtee tu be attaeml U 813 rr .bare Tbe
abarre air aee fH"t rrfater meat SI tWra4
era prr t.
COMMERCIAL HOTEL,
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saa rraantxa. a
KCtKNT ST.
rer
MrrH'Virtn erttia nrt re-".. rlfM
i feraltbfd. aa a ateam eleaalar. rrr CVac
e4CarttaralelAIIrrsaaUpMsta. CAart,
KZ.OO pr dar
JOIIX KELLY, JrXanatrr,
(FarlS tran rroprlfl.rof the HHOOK
' I.Vt If OTKU h. r.i
IHTERNAT10NAL HOTEL,
eat aad aa Krtrar M.. Hart franrlara.
si so ut si a rcu hat.
It. C fATIUtiOK. ..... raoraitTov
Trm Canr.nl Coarlira, whb lb aaaieer tar
Hotrlea. ani aieaj.be la efctH i at ta laa!az te
dKir; pOTKrra U lac liorl rrrr. tI Tea
art late Ut neat Caacb. If sea te avt. Ihtj attl
cbarr taa.
KRUG-CHAMPAGNE.
PRIVATE CtVr.E, la aaart asd platt.
MIIIltLIi. la csart o& H-
rKKXICHK qtMLITi:, la eatrU acd rlAta.
roraalcbr
HELLMAHM MOTHERS & CO.
MILE AtlKXTW. HAN rilASClSCO.
O 1 O a dar tl boirr, Srrait waalrd. IratSl aed
? I m. trra me. TUUE A W ABfvia, ataisr.
IKIITUrtt
Hinhcst Award and
Modal
it TBS
C EST ENNIAL EXPOSITION.
SAX rRAXlISCO an-ucn
r ma-
National Wire and Lantern Works,
OtNrw Terfe.(aeaax yut.rrnl.
420 Stetao SL, Saa Fraaelsco.
TAKt r.rrrnEiBor nRAS-vcnrrrrnua.
ill aa inoS IKE l UdH r-eenanxe Kraee
aatf tel llallrrr rreea. Aaraeaatltre
ltlr Cleth. at llrarj Xlalnc 'lals.
(traaearalal VVIr tt .tk, Rlaieelle.
MhlB aad Ka II rae a Laalrrai, Sr
rrarr, itauia. waeru. nr.
neermctAt ta Ma rrw.re r
JtIt l. Hrnnn.
Late Maaaxrr 1tb IfrV!J A Ca.
MACHINIST TOOLS,
KifliBi asi Saw 111 HacMnerj.
DCALEn IXALLKlNWOrXnV AXnSECOSD
baad
EM61NES AND BOILERS,
And etbrr Macbtsrrr Heart t asd Sebt.
j. iinxtsv,
aa rrrneat St.. Saa rraartaea.
llOKTAnLL MILLS,
L MMatierreraJlerecneMeae.
trr mmm or St tae 4lT
er T"l Mill, far rarrr ae.
POLTIO CUrril, MILL
Mteevw near Vint taut
Ca!t f arorelar arte atlea ta
SAX FRANCISCO
Journal of Commerce.
THE LARHUT, JI6ST REltABLK.
a
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ty&rac Ser ast CacT- Tt tea- frtee at lcb
HI yaeeUMa tee. a i at wirni
crtfre tmr t. AaaararsersttarATcteri.
R a ttt UrrsCrraia-
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THE POPULtt IGUiaiLOFSAl FUJI CISCO.
Srrrt b j- Carrlera at in I- rta. yr
wkl br Malt, aaa year. Bl.OO etx
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UNION W1XE MATTRESS
CO.
IT corvTAis
A Complete List of Jobbers Prices,
And a General Beview of all
Goods sold in this Market.
MEKCItAXT TILL SATX MUCH VOHH TSA5
THE rBICE OK TUK TArXE UT aLUSCHtB
1SO IDRTnt VALUABLE JUC R At-
Terza ef SaTrscriptics. - a5.00prTear.
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41 1 CUV STREET,
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