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INVAUIAIILY IN ADVANCE.
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ADVUllTISINO.
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Tha nmVi of liiaartlwia mint U ilwtlnritjr
Mtlhad the merrin. nlliarwlie ihey lll bo
amliatd nil hrWd, aa.1 chart"! dwfly.
AIM ler ilio Nprrlntir.
Tk Mkwtaa; MrwM tra aulhntlaed to act M
u wim.
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ii in.
l.LMrn. Kai.UirlirtalarHhl for llio ,
tot la Ik Territory, and ie Mibunard lo renin
d leeaH.I for H luMlela relating In tbe office.
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W. II Itiri, llulntilb.
HiIT NimuMh lilli"lt
Dltla A l.millr, l.brkluniiilr
K F. MHI, HnJun romiljr
J. U. HoLMm, I'.ril'Cily
JiCQft Cor. H)f.riir. Itiiii'.uitl)
K. lltllTvn, I'lrutnl Hill r-MOinrr, Ik-nlmi
t'ounljr
Tmm N Awri, l.u I mini
NtTiixi (h., ltlli r..luuil.i inn
jull WatMiar, ri.illi MilU, I'ulk county.
WllLttM lllKM.W, I allftilNll
llitin t.it. Mimr.lli O T
llAtlll Imuaiij AMi.II
W II !), Mii!iii
II M Ki.hmi". 'i lllrn
T II Hmtii Miliuii
p o u t n y .
I'toiii tlir OIii ll.itliuator
A llit'inr I'll lure
ll I'liim lii.l fi.i..!i..l ln linnl !' woik,
AuJ li Ml allialulU: ) ;
Ilia imhI tub Katr, ! by hiali,l
AimI Uii liuxlililit .Uurr.l on till1 fl'mr ;
Jli IDwftllflil ilaurnl on tlir etAiagf fax.
Iter iwanii writ aa rlrir alvl ln(ht
Aa wlirn l awl Ktili"l )parlfut,
Talkfilluva lit lirr mrllim liclit. 1
Prn r'Wirr hail nift a j f flay,
Au.1 ntrrr a dram ilraiik In t
Ha l.a lurril al IiChih- Willi l.ia wifa la rlay.
A "'I lli'J rl, allot uglil mrtfily .
Ilijlit Ml'llil) llir) rliallr.lun Ilia l.i
llrr ImW alri! uii lnr liri4l ;
Wlnla a i liul.liy lujil'. illi Hi) amilr.
Ou hia TallirtV llur fiatlta.l rt
JPa II t"M lirr liow faal lila aitalia clatt,
Aim! Ilia com In !l I'.nrr Ik 1.1 1
IihI Ilia l-nt mi lU lull wa qi.iwn la mvi,
Abdiroiuiwfl ulorioiu jivlj-
A tonwM )laM ill III" liatvM liuir,
And liia mcliaiil aa iluinj fair I
Ilia liri auil Iiji atork wrrr ill lliri .rimi
IIh farm 11 m ua.. n ju r
Kata atM lirr gatilrll lirnVril lMAiitiful(
llrr fuwla ninl ralvra wrtr fat
Tlial lli Imtlrr thai Tammy that incminf
eliuiiw.l,
WnuM buy liim a Kuuila) hat ;
That Jrmi) fur Ta n una alutl hail inaJoa
Anil lwaa ilviia Itta, t tlm m1 1
AuJ FirJJ) Iho fnnlni riiullnlctly ujr,
Anil Ami waaalirail at acliunl
Pen alawl paaaaj hia toil warn hnnil
Throojli hia lorka of grryiali brown 1
"I l-.H you Kala.whal I llihik," aai.1 ha,
"Wr'ralha hairal MValn lawn
Hl knaw," mIJ Kt, "dial wrall walk Irani I
Work anil hraltli go lugvllwr I'm fouail
Far Iher'a Mra. Ilrll that dvra not work at all,
Aadaha'aUck Iho-Aliola yrar round.
Ttwx'r worth Ihrir IliouaauJa mi oil aajr,
Mai t nam taw Ihrni lnfy yal
Tarauld aol ba m that would taka their RolJ,
Aad lira In a eooaUnl fral,
Myhambla homo haa a light williln,
Mra. Uall'a (old could nut buy,
Bl baallhy ohlldran, a inairy heart,
And a huaband'i lore III eya."
a
I fancied a leaf waa la IWa eye,
The rnnoa ehouo brlfhler aad cleaier,
f eaald But tall why the man thould cry,
Hatha hitched up to Kale atilt neater I
Ha leaned hia head on herahoiilder there,
And took her hand la hie;
I uM(lhonQ looked at the moan jual then,)
That lie left oa her Upa a )Ua,
Coban UxriuiTioN AiiAMximi. Our
Ulegraplilo tlluktolioi from New Orloaua
Infurma uaof tlio nbanlonmcntjor all fur
UxraObrla llteru lo auitaln tkr&expcditloii
gatoit Cuba, Si. Loul llf p.
OirTiio Worco.tur rnllndluin, ilcmo
cratlo coalition, aaya "Whig I'rospcjol
Ihoy nro bettor In thU country than wu
wliVlhoy woro."
fjirllon. O. Ciila clocllno.1 In Iki a can,
dlJato for tiovcriior of Vlconln,
f rnlil the Wealar worlJ.
MAKIM. ANI IIIM !i:t.
HcDonaU'i Roicub!
nr ll. a, ciiti'MAN.
Tim oM man ami Marlon vrcro awn
trmiKliI furlh, nnJ lluntrr waa alraixij
u jKin u aihllr-, ami hU dan (-tiler mMcil
upon a palfrny Ikwpmi twoatiiuitroopri
ami lliu oiwnnl act riirat a full K"""! 'Il,u
Iho wood, liarlnn thn rmnaluJc u carry
out Ilia onlura of tliulr cnpluln. And
will ilM ilicyobcy Mm, for of lliu cunna
(iy umlicrc'l at lli lioinn dial nllit liut
fpr lacKpnllo If II tlm lair; ami lh" rrd
ning k'" ll( I' "' ''"' "urroundinnilnrk.
licet and fr,llinnirrvl afar tliiougli uwk
au.l dell, until lit rnyn wcro rttllcitrd
Uok liy lliu ilaahliigHBlcra of llio Bailee
ton! yiat tno iiunnifif! waa nrni, ami waa
fait ulnUnp hcnralh tlir- rfliirn of tide
coiiauminunUnni'til f dralruotlon.
, a a a a
Tliu luar) IreaJof n hurras icli'x-d out
uimii tlm nlr, at n aolilnry li'irarnian rodu
alone lliu Imnkiifif lli river, and tnnk Id'
way in llio ilirectinn of tlm form liotteo of
Klilm lluiilnt.' Hn aa aljiit twenty,
fito )our of ivr, and wabdruaud ill tlm
uiilfuriii of Matriu'a turn, lie r'U' a tall
lual hlaik ttri, and uaac'iinjili'H'ly ar.
ninl fir i,tri'iiaii,nr di fi ntUnoporutlnm.
Ili had I'vidrnll) 1-tii lirlalcd, and
wie nun nliiiln makn iii forlott llmr,
for Ida nolilc ili-i'il u iirnl furuard at
ii rnpiil k""I'i "'"' '"'" '')" w,lll'li.'rcl
mi x K.iml v and warily around Mm; and.
ilrnly n hrilit llylil liroli tijion tlir- forest,
and fur down llicilrruni Iiumw thn lurid
imrkauactnd into llio air, and Ulicld llie
ruditud ,'luw iuutid Uin tlm iloud, hy
lliu (.iiiillarulion Lulow. Hualily ihUiiik
in llu1 tlirrupa, lie gan-il fir nn lutlant
tltioii lln iri'iir, and 1 lien rii'lnlincd
My tiial! it la I lie houw) of llunlerl
away, away !'
lie ilruik lilt iiiiradeep Into llio alJca
ol Ina linrai', wliu K'1''' a ""'' n"rt,apcil
likrulinrrntr Irom a piwerful bow tliro'
the uildtof the furril.
The red gliiwr of ihu fire cat an un
run hi) luro iihjii tlm urroiindluj; oti.
Jim It, and reieali'd with learful dutlncl.
mlli featurca nf n ttrong iiiimi alio
had iiniTf'cd ftuni the depth of lliw wcml
and iiod leaning Uon aJlflc, pared at
llio plowing enilwra. Ill lip nulvered
with t'inoliona, and a tear UUtd IutoIur
tartly lu Id rye but liruttaU kudo Hia
cvidcncoufLlt wuakui-aa, liBltkoeta it
may be called, ho trolled to where the
linn 01 n lemuic lay trririieu upon ton
earlh, and alooiilng down, hr a;rutlniand
tooiilnf
Willi one dl-tpVlDllj
; glance, lho
V,pallW
rent ii ren. nn I narui
lliu matleil rVk a
eliln fnun liiirpnrirwrjw, wlieru llio fatal
iiiimiIi' lad furctd iirtkaJmnre and donri
red lirr of life; and, ITfcu raising hlmvdf
lohta fiilleat lieiplit, lio nrqaprd Ilia rifle
Willi a nnmodia olutcli, and brcallioJ
foith in fi-rvid tmiva tin) ainjjli) word
VriiinAsm1'
And turning niound, wat about tearing
the ain, a tlio eound nf iHiriw'a gallop
fell iton hia ear.
'1'i.ir McUanaldl' ho inultcred; 'he
comei but to find hit alliAnuvd brldo'e
lioime lu rutin, and her In tlio hand ol Ida
mot linplacablo fue,'
The ruth of tlio Meed wat bennl, the
underwood parttil lu twain, and with A
bound n lioiKi'iimn bulled In front of the
burning inaiiainn, nnd ulaucod with an un
earthly Mnru n round lifin.
ll wa Mu)jualdt the ufl'mnced of Ma.
rlnn llunlvr.
1 Ilia lofty brow waa a pallid at that of
tlieilrail liuialc w ho lay iH-nealli lib liwrio
hoofa, and bi clii'rki an pale aa llio whllo
roviof Sliamn, whllo oirry limb of thn
etront; man trombled likn an aipen leaf,
and hia Umoiii henvod olinotl lo bunting
Willi the foruo ofiiia emotion, aa lie about.
ml forth tlio agony of hU hoart
'My .Marion! my Marion! oh, where
art ihoiir"
'Cio boek llio cnomy of our land, that
human demon of Tailolou'aCapl. Kllcra
He, and you will find hor whom you aeok,'
and the hunter Mrndo to the aide of Mc
Donald. 'Earllo, my friend, how long ilnco thla
happciicill'
'Not nn hour alnoo.'
Thon by tlio auuli of my forofathor,
alio ahall.yrt bo mint'!' and lurnlng hia
teed, ho ilaahed rapidly from tho apot,
followed by iho hunter, after taking oio
lingoring look at the .iceno of ruin ho
left behind him.
e a
The beamtof the morning tun glided
the Ireo ton and ultnood rapidly from hill
to hill, aaCapt. Kllenlle and hia party It
an ctl from tho black lorcat, and entered
upon tho mora oen country around It.
lu thocrntro of llio group rodo tin prl.
onora, and Iho rye oflho ouloer often re
ted with gloating admiration upon tho fair
featuroanf tho dottncvleai Marlon, aa iho
il lenity oud with downcatl oyci rode a.
long with a aturdy trooper upon oaeh kldo,
to prevent nny auddeti reaolulion the might
form to cacapo. Tho llvn long night tho
parly Imd travellod on with unwearied
vigilance, null irtiw that tho torron of tho
(nroat, known aatlio haunt of Marlon and
liU men, woro paucd, tho Captain rewlvcd
to halt lo'proouro noma refrctlimonu, and
from tho ardoni glohcts ho had o often
tul upon her, Alarlon wai led to btllovo
hu inodiloled tviin act of violence to
ward her, and aeurclly reaolvetl, If an op
(wrtunlly prcaenli d, lo otcapn. '
Tho party halted befora tho gate of a
lorg". tory farm houi, and ono of the
nun dUm'iuntfil threw ll opon, and IImi
caialuadw cnlurid the onoWiro ono after
aii'ilhcr; tbo iaco tint belniida enough
!o admit of more than oon going In at a
time. Their long rlda hid no wearied the
men that llioy IturrM In aa laat i potal
bit; and bytnhecking the Impatienao nf
bar hone, Marlon omained outaldo until
all but bor two guard had naaicd In.
One of llicao then advaucrd biforo her,
bhldliig tho olher to remain behind her;
but aa Tia left her aid, quick aa thought
alio turned thn head of her tUod, and ap
plying her whin lo tho daiiki of tho wlr-
ited animal, ho aprang ratiMly"oir In the
direction of tho blerjk forrtl. A "deep
oun iirokn from ilia tlm or lite remain.
Iiik Jtuard ni ho wbnrlrtl bii.ateed lo fol
low her, and it drew the attention of Ihoie
liiaWe, among whom wai lvlllorallo.
'Mount men! and oiler tier! a ttVitfind
dollar to the ono who accuna her mire!'
ho ahouleddn frenxir-d tonva of madnria,
oa he hur.lly mvUilUd hi own alvcd to
purtue.
'(o it, Marlon! God blnti you for a
noblo uirllldaco tho fnrait tree! of yon
wood aioundyou, and I'lldify llio lilUlun
to fiml von again. On, nn, girl. Thcra
Ih Iiojmi before, and wrjrto thin death lw
hind,' and tear of heartfelt Joy piured
oror thn oheatk of Hunter, at ho gazed
upoi) Iho atoning tueno.
'Tako that obi gray headed' dog lo tho
iirarmt tree and bang him upon iho first
limb!' wrathfully cried I'.llcr.lle, aa he
purred Ida hnrao through the gate, ind
uriiodhlm forward lunuick purmii.
'Ilalf a dor.'.-u men tprang forward lo
nuey, ami the olil man waa n-lrnaeil Irom
lilt lmre; hut o long hail lilt litnut been
confined Innnonotition, that he waa una-
bird) walk, and hiacaptora, brutally
zod him b) tbo gray till re or hia head,
dragged him forward loan oak trco which
grew in tbo yard, and procuring a rope
prepared to ci 'ry Into ellrct tho lit dia
bolical order of the blooil-lhirity Kllera
lie. In the meantime tho alcod which bore
the flying Marlon, awept rapidly onward
for the lorctt, and toon dlaianced all aavo
th'o one upon which wai mounted Ellerelie
himaclf, and ahe aooa aaw that tbo land
of hia kefM waa luck ,11)01 etta asuat, h.
ajaiivj aNi uiviiaasili jmt aHap iiiixu auc
.whip, and ibey jlaarJika wladowarilt the
gloomy wool uiai loomra up ocmrc .rnr.
Rata hundred yard -interveaad, when,
with a demonical laugh bo dathod up bo
aide ha r, and'aclxlng hold of her hridlo
rein, by a powerful effort tbcckid tbo
gall ot lirr horac; and bv the lime they
hid reached the edge of Mick l'orrl,
Jmtn ruler had come to a halt, and throw
ling hia left arm around bor, lie atlriiipttxl
;to draw tier to mm.
The oadloiiieut of tho flight had hro'l
tho warm blood lo her cheek, but tho In.
tilt ho oflorrd sent It runhlng back again,
and for a, moment aha became aa -ala aa
markUt (hen racovtiriug hnraeif,,ont oae
wild, licajl-rcudingidirit'k llugugh the Mir
roundltiB wood, aud ralulyiptlcavored to
hakoof hia hold.
Ilul thai ory of despair whleh then
went from Iho lipa of injured Innocence,
waa heard by ear that thrilled with pangi
o mortal agony, a it vibrated upouthcucn
et, and tearing himtvlf from lua rxecu
Honor, llunlvr ruayed lo mount the wall
andlly to tho reacuo of hit dauiihtor.
llut he waa rudely hold back by anna of
iron, and hit pleading! Tell at upon lioarli
of marble, unlil throwing himself upon
Ihn earth, the old man groaned In anguish
and heaped malediction upon tho del
I rover of hia happineaa and innocrnco.
llut another btttido bar fathor heard
I that tearful !irisk. ai ll went echoing a-
long Iho foret,and oh) the thrill or normr
that took poiuienlon of hii aoul, at he
hoard and recognized tbo volcoof Ida be
trothed In that laat acroam of dcipair.
Tho foam flow In drop Irom tho bill of
Hcllmj and as II coniclouioi tho urgency
of the occaatbn, he flew rather than ' run
through the wood , until both he and hi
rider aeeincdjauplrll flying upon'tho air
rathor than occunanta of tho earlh. Prom
tho top of that alopo McIXmahl gafot
uown tho roan, ami oenoius Marion itrug-
811 ig.ln tho erma of Elloralle, who hu
iamounted and la ondoavorlng to drag
her from her ilecd. Ho raliei aloft in his
tlirrupa Ids broad claymore gtltlera in
tho ray of tbo riling tun and hie now
orful voloo rings emllke a Ihundor peal
upon the morning air na ho ihouti aloud
hit well known war cry upon Iho breeze:
'Death lo Ike Torietl Marion, I cornel'
The countenance, of Utlerallo paled as
ho heard Iho terrlblo eound, and reletting
tho form of Marion ho sprang tn hi horse;
but when ho aroto In hit illrrupa hit head
wai clovo lo the oblm by a descending
blow from McDonald! claymore, and he
i.unk lilelcta lo tho earth. tfcUing hold
of tbo rolna of Marion' palfrey, ho
turned him lowarda the farm liouao, and
galloped haatlly onward, '
'Do not go there a hundred red dra
goon nro railing In tho yard.'
'Their doom l toalcd ll.tcnl' and as
he ipoke a loud volloy mug forth upon tho
Matt, and tho thick Volume of smoke
curled alovo tho roof of Iho hotinn, and
a loud crush of arms retuunded through
lh vard, Mnrion fixed an ontulrtfts
glanoo upon hur lover, who replied y
imply aaylng
'Tia Marion and hii Men!'
Of the hundred, men that went forth
with Kllonlle, not ono escaped, and from
lha terror with whloli iholr fata Iniplrml
thoTorlra, l be" lialilo'of that iriorolng wai
oallod by thorn 'MoDo.taLu'a Kaacoa.'
0Tho following anecdoto wai related
lo a writer in Ida " Jraoyniau," In a
farm boil in Virginia, during a night
apenl there snmi alx yean ago:
lu December, 17, toward lha close of
a dreary day,, a woman with aa Infant
child were tllicoverd half buried la ika
dow, by a )lttle Virginian, 'aeven yean
old. The lad wai returning from, school,
and hearing tho moan of eomo one lb die
treat, threw down hii satchel of booki and
npalred to the wt from whence the aouod
proceeded, wth a flrinnou becoming one
In riper yean. Haklng the mow from
the benuinUd body aft ha mother, and
wing moan's lo awaken hor to a aenae of
her deplorable condition, the noble youth
aucceeded in selling her upon htt feel ;
tin infant nestling oo it moths r'l braaat,
turned lu oyos towards ihoiryouthful pre
server, and smiled, at It toemed, In grail,
tuds fur tlnlr preservation. Wlthaooun.
tenanoo filled wiih hopo,lhe gallant youth
clieercd the luflerer on, himself bearing
with his tiny anna tho infant child, while
the mother loaned for support on lbs
shoulder of her little conductor. " My
home Is hard by," would he exclaim, aa
fait as bor spirit! failed ; nnd thui for
thrco'inilo did be cheer onward to a ban.
py haven thn motbor and child, both of
whom mutt har perilled, had it not been
lir the humano feelings and perseverance
of this noble youth.
A warm firo and kind attention soon
relieved the millercr, who it appeared,
was in search of her husband, an cml.
irrant from New llamDiblre. a recent
purchatrr of a farm In the neighborhood
of , Boar ibis plaoa. Diligent la.
qulry, for MVeral dayi, found bim, and in
five months after,- tbo identical uouao in
which wo nro now sitting wai erected
and received tho happy family. The
child grow up to manhood entered the
army loat a limb at New Orleaac, but
ruornod to end hie daya la eoUoa to tha
declining yean of bis parenla. f Mf bare
ara the nowT'S I asked tha narrator.
II tf... M ...lAtl .La tu(. aV.
tivia, viavtaifisaDM a,r uii, ram aapt,
teeeatad atte, hara veti-issBiaiae'f aMsrswiVi
imprinted on roy naked arm, U the nam
of the nebla youth, our preaerrer!" 1
looked and read, " wmriZLD Bcott."
tt-In tho September No; ol Harper's
Magazine the following Is related by the
editor, and being ao good wo perform our
'dutv bv nrcMiilinsit lo Cur readers:
"In a rr cent cat of capital crime, be.
foro a lar-weatern jury, tho lawyer at),
dressed lo them, among other similar ar.
gumenti, tbe following: " The Oiblc tays,
Thou abalt not kill ! Now do you know
gentlemen, that If you go to bang my, cli;
enl, the nriwmer at the bar, that you com.
mil murder)' You da, and ' no mistake ;'
for' murder is'itrdfr, whether ll I oom.
mitted by twelie men hi what is called a
bos and a ' bad box' you'll find It, If you
don't giro a righteous verdict for a hum.
bio Individual like my client. S'poslng
my client Aavl killed a man ; I .y t'pos.
(ajr ho had ; i that any reawn hy jkhi
aliould kill a man? twelve of you on one!
.No, gentlemen or tho jury, you may bring
tho prisoner at the bar. mv client, in gull.
fy ; tha hangman may do his duty, but
will that exonerate you No sueh thing I
1 ou will all, individually and collective
Iy, you wilt all bo murderer!' This pro
lot
mind argument had its effect. The ver
diet ol tho jury was: Not guilty If he '11
quit tho Slato
A IliAtT in Tita Rioirr I'uci. I am
wedded Coloridgv, lo the fortunea of my
iliter, and my poor old father. Oh, my
friend, I think aomotlmci, could I rooull
the day that aro past, which among them
ihould I ohooaef Not those 'merrier days'
not tbo "pleasant daya of hope1' not
those "wanderinga with a fair.halrtd maid
which 1 bavo socflcn and leeliitgly re
gretted, but llio dayi, Coleridge, of a
mothor'a fondness for her ichoolboy.
What would I give to call her back to
earth for ono day; on my knee to aak her
pardon for all thoao Utile aiperitlea of tem
per, which, from time lo lime, have given
her gentle spirit pain; and the day, my
friend, I trust will come. There will be
llmo enough for kind offices 'of love, If
heavoo'e eternal year be eun. Hereaf
ter, her meek spirit shall not reproach trie.
Oh, my friond.cultlvato tho filial feeling!
and let uo man Ihlsk himaclf released
from the kind "oharltlea'' of relationship.
These shall givo him peace at tbe last.
These are Iho beat foundatlona for every
pedes of bcnevolonoe.C.' Lamb's Let.
ters. It ' '
(Kr "I am a great gun said a tipsy ty
po. who had been on a bender for n week.
"Yes." said the foreman, "ypu'ro a a'l
gut, half weird, and you may eoniidor
yourself iliichttfgttl"'
"Well," said the typo, "then I'd better
.go or."
A, MorbM Mver.
The. Iliilsdelphia City Item vouch, for
the truth of the following Incident, aa lirtv.
lag " happened In" at one of the medical
eollegei In the oil of flrotherly Lovo.
ll Is Iho ouitom.lt leemi, at I lilt nursery
of science, to call 'I lie student (,imi ano
lecture room toanoiher.hythoaoandofa
gong Thw Hem thereupon discourse as
foil if"! lo :"'1
' 'Now' ithsppened oar one pleasant day,
net rtry long linoe, that a atout, beary,
and tather alnmay-looklag down-eaater,
wnoiad apparently voyifjcd on a scheme
from about Kennebec to get a load of coal,
happened Pi wander along Fifth ttrcel,
near VVslnul,' joat about dinnertime, and
ae na sauwfl thS,iyil4elphl4 CoUece.
heard lha Ant lumbla'-of- tbe-ianltor'a
gong, itocniereaaionoe, anuaaiuteaino
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janitor with : '
"lieuo, your inmer ami nign ready
nor nautbin'l?
I believe it is,' answered the func
tionary addressed, not riahtly compre
bending the object of the querist. ,
" Wai, l kalk'late l 'll take lour ihlllln
worth myself."
At this moment be espied the crowd
wedging their wy Up stairs.
" Hello!" lie exclaimed, rushing for
ward and loinlnp: the press, " taint no use
scrougln, taint! I kin pay my fifty cents
and Ityoo loes toget nuraer the oast vu.
Ilea than I do, you 're all on you stronger
nor be.sartlnf"
So- sayina he elbowed hia way pe never.
Insly, and ;s the msnifett annoyance of
his nelchbora,
As soon as be1 entered the lecture. room,
and, Ind been carried into a test by tbe
friit, the Yankee lookei), around him.
lo wai In the anatomical theatre. To
his utter astonishment, he beheld a great
pit In tho centre, containing a table, upon
which were several wet and dry prepare.
lions, of parts of a body, on plates. A
round this the scats wero arranged amphl.
theatrically. The appearance of the af.
lair was novel, ana, alter wriggling auout
far a fewmoments, he turned lo his neigh
bor) and said :
" Say. veou! this is somo of tho new
fashions, I ciics. Seems to lie plenty of
meat dawn than hut where a the wait.
erst aa' how, fo tha aatne of Chrtatopber
flsuskWte a' Ota'ril Jackaoo, ara we go.
in' all oo n to tups uatooe table r
u Kai'lflied llva student.
"Yeae.aait -lraalwise I a'posa wa alnt
oonte.bere to look at the vltlla yonder. I
want' my abeer. an' ef I' don't git it,
! calk'late I Ml keep my four shillin' in
my trousers!"
", YoH-'rs anugar fellow' said tbo stu
dent. " How long have you been study
ing medicinef"
'Studyln' medicine! Oh, shaw! you
git rout! I never studied none, 'oept a
reetlo hoas-doclorin'; and that was wutx
than the doctrine old Bllakin Coffin eutcd
lo preach down to Hog's Pint. Medicine!
never had nolhlu'to do with It, 'cejil one
summer when I went peddlln' pill, war.
ranted -prureiy vgatable.-i8othay w,
lj ootblaStiaripeaa.rolleel in. Ikiuoriah
' Hero the, Ysnkio snorted out so toud
th'aU. ail'racted the attention of the whole
class: Seeing which', he suddenly stopped
hia caeh.na'.lono whereat tlaatra was a
general laugh. Hia companion began lo
understand matter, and atked him if he
know where ho wait
' Wai," answered he, " I Ijr-gin to think
I aintsure; Iraylhergurai ft 's a hotel:
but Captlag Brown and tho Continental
Congress! Wliat ou alrth 'a that?" aud he
pointed with a trembling fingor lo a skele
ton which' bung from thcdoihe, and which
h-uHihherlo rtcined hlsvition.
- "Thai! Why, it 's a skeleton of
coursel"
" A wW Look here, yeou where 90
alrlh am 1 1"
You 're' In the Philadelphia Collrgoof
Medicine."
" Philjy deify col Icglem edtim !
Je-roocslrm! An taint no tavern? What's
that 'ero meat iota' on tbo table!"
'Theio are nalholosioal specimen.
Tbe oh'e tills way is a morbid liver."
. " iAfti ureauoni tutaatr, you meant
and climbing over lhoo abovo him, the
Yankee scrammed out 01 the ampnitnea.
Ira, and bolted from tho builaing. Amid
the shouts of the wholo clan, that burst
forth in a torrent or mingled laughter and
applause, be made his exit.
Tur. Last Worps or Cot,. Csittkm.
Dt.f . A private letter from an American
gentleman, in Havana, atates an Incident
as occurring, at the execution of tho fiAy
expedltlontits, which la Interesting if true.
(1 la, that when Col. Crittenden was told
(0 turn hlsback and kneel, ho impttienlly
exclalmed: " No! I kneel only to (lod,
and never turq,m kvk to ,the enemy."
Tho guard atepeed ba'lik. and ie waa left
to faco the almost Jnatattt 'flref tho pla.
toon, w hlch ba MA with tho -utmost cool,
ness. An Atawican1 Is usually a man,
whether as a bravo,' a rpatrlot, or In airy
other phase pf)if.pii '
'llorl.'Uonj. R. Curtis has been appoin.
ted to the place on tbe bench of tho U. 8.
Supremo Court. rendered vacant by, (bo
death of Judge woouuury. .
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J 1 " ww aaw - "."' t '
ion ATiiAM on mi BTtmr.i
Falrow-eftlzeM and bbrtes! flurralt
Thero'agolloboawail I'mlntorwrMf.
ping Great Urltaln tight off without sUa- ;
nlns for comDltmentsf We most hailla
tbe flrltlsh Lion heels over head out of tti ..iT'ii
everianing noruonoi mis nsre wswini .." ?,
'a .. . a 1 . . -4 .waw---.- f fliT.u tw
xxiuntnu iturran lor iiwapneaaiiua ar
Canada! We mutt hare the ci liter, bead
and beets, and, If we have ta. wade In,
blood up to our knees to" pull It from the
hirns-ofJohn D61I. We must do M X
repeat ataln we mutt do It, If we have tt
drive lha pickaxe of vengeanMicleaa ak
iho iiandia in jonnnya auuiea Lrainai-rj
Whcre'a the potsum whoso tittle, soul dofa
not echo these sentiments? He alnt no.
where and never wai. Can't yctaf U,li(Jj
and every one of us, rouse up1 tha wetf &
human nsturtill he'd paw taeTam
old Enaland'clear down below low.wal
mark! Yea alr.rcee. Every citizen "
thli tall land , from the owl on the1 bewK , J
ImL .li.Ll lla Pm.M.I ta . . .' - . JT,
iw,aiiutfafiii.ui,.i.nii ,w p.van !
med chair, is in favor of this all.thonder.
ing and libertv-spreading measure, net
let these glorious Ideas pop Into the Uni
ted States cranium fairly, and see If an
earthquake about, bursting from twenty
six millions nf India robber lunifi, tSesi'l
ibako the whole earth 'crack the zeaith'
aad knock the rtti poll over! I tell yea
there is nothing tbi alde'a the mlllsntum,
llko our everlattfng Institutions! nor you
can't scrape up a flock of olvUhted'be.J
logs on tho face of the universal ItmJLr.
na, who know so well bow te defend as)
spread litem. Where's iho Yankeo that
won't fight (or his country within a quar
ter Inch of his life, if It "tries his soui;
yes, and hia upper leather too?" Wkal'e
England? Why, it ain' nothing alkali
acareely! Uncle Sam will lake It ,fcr a
pocket handkerclilef lo blow ln nose wbea
(10 gel a cold! Wo are "bound'lo wake
up snakes," and no mistake. Let usMeei
set holdol the job in earnest, with aN'al
Uncle Sam's boys, and If we doa'l dig'at
bolo as deep ai eternity, with the SfSde
of Yankee npunk, and scream the grease
spots off tho face of the whole universal
world and pitch them end over end Into
It, then I'm no "two-legged crocodile!"
When Ibis Is done you will sen tha great
roaring eagle of liberty (lapping hU broad
wings upand down the aides of I bo world,
like a big rooster crowing upon the lop eV
a barrel!- Why, you are all reedtWta
onset all you went is a liveooaror tsro r
dropped on your heads lo touch )re off,
Melbieks the ilsoheeof (ire in yonr-eyae-lolsy
forbode Wood and thunder, eotir
mind not to flash In the pan! If yea all
do your bounden duly In this crisis, yoall
spit the .tobacco juice of determinaiitmia
John bulls eyes till he has the blind stag
gers, wncn you can tana mm oy we iau , r. -si
and alio him beyond all human recollec- . " t?
lion! House ye rouse ycjslet the ibout
penetriite every nook aad cranny .of North
America from tlio tip Ion of the Aretie
regions dearie the strait Gibraltar, Can
ada, and the United States forever He.
cot In a war hoop born in blood era.
died In thunder, and brought up In glory.
w oveny fflagizane. i
2 -x
, iiVYiiat. was Tnoi'ouT or Uaiutoapa-M
Ycabs Alio. The, following latter, in n&
pty to a suggestion about railroads, write, ,
ten 40 years ago, by chancellor Livings?
ton, who had bor'i associated with his brother-in-law,
Robert Fulton, in application
of steam to vessels, shows tha stale of in
proiemonl in thai day! ,
AiB-iNV, March II, 1811.
" Deax Sir I did not till yesterday re
ceive yours of the 25tli February; where
11 na loitered on tn roan 1 orn 11 1 loss
to say. I had before read of your very
incouious proposition as to the railway
communication. I fear, however, c, re.
lurp rcllectloo. that they will bo liable to
serious objection, and ullimsicly inorskex.
pensive than a canal. They ' must be
ioublo, so as lo prevent Ihe danger of two
such heavy bodies ni'.etiog. I'tMwajki
on which they irs plsced, must be.al
loast lour leol bolnw iiiesuriacoonauireo
above, and must be clamped 'wtih Iron,
and even then would hardly sustain' ao.
heavy a weight as you propose moving it
tho rale of four miles an hour on wheels.
As to wood, it would not asl a. 'week.
They must bo covered with Iron, and that
too very thick and strong. Tho means of
stopplne thete heavy csrrisges, without
grail ihock, and of preventing them from
running upon each oilier lor there would
be many running on iho road at onoe
would be vorv dllfio.ilt. In t,, of aoel.
dental Hops, or Ihe necessary stops to lake
woou, wator, cvo. many accinems woutfl
happen. Tho carriano of coadeaslna'wa.
lor would bo very troublonoroe. Upeatafe
whole I tear Iho oxpcnio would IwifUieA
greater than that of the canals, wltaea)
being so convenient. ' i,l"v
R. Ri LivikoJtoii.m'
rJ9s-:e -i
Nr.w York Statr Faie.-AsKOMHa
from tho New York State Fair, held, M
Rochettcr, say that tho uuomhlajra pf pen
pie was never so largo at any fair beltf.bi
that State, and the interact cortespei
wiih the large natherins. The entry IM
of all the articles is the moM.sMaasiM
over made. It embrace! about, M$ o&
tries, inoludcd undor wbleh.. in, tataf
l,nn.n,iAai.,l..l.. Vl. .
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