o o o 0 G Vol. 2 OllEGONT CITY, OKJEGOX, SATURDAY, I 13 EM 21 Ell 79 tSQ7i Oregon City IT P"R to p of o 0.7 !)c Ulccliln (enterprise. prnLisnED evert satcudat morning By D. C. IRELAND, ., OFFICE: South east corner ot iinfl aim M us streets, in the building lately known U the Court House, Oregon City, Oregon. Term of Subscription. Ooe copr, one rear in advance tS 00 . il delayed 4 00 Term of Ailv-rtilni(. '-Transient advertisements, per square (lii lines or less) first insertion ...$2.r0 For each subsequent insertion 100 Business Curds one square per annum payable quarterly 12 00 One column per annum 1-0 00 Oue half column " 60 oO One quarter ' " 4' "0 Jwgal advertising at the established rates. .Book and Job Printing ! rIIE EXTEUPKISE OFFICE -U m-Voil with every requisite for doing T j a 8ii p-ricr s : vie of work, and is constant lv accumulating new and beautiful styles of material, and is prepared for every variety of BOOK AND JOB PRINTING-! AT SATISFACTORY I'KTCH.i. f&3 The Public are invited to call and examine both our specimens and facilities for doing work. " MOgE SSIONA L OA RD S Dr. F. Barclay, M. R. C. L. (Furinerly Surgeon to the Hon. II. B. Co.) OFFICE: At Itesidenre, Main Street 9) ... .Oregon CUy. DrTcHAELES BLACH, Thyucian, Surgeon and Accoucheur, o OFFICE Corner of Washington aid Front. streets, I'arnsu s iilocK, loruana, uregon. RESIDENCE Washington street, between Fourth and Fifth streets. 22.1y A. C. GIUUS. c. w. PAitittsn, X'tary Public and H-m. f Deed. GIBBS & FAB.BJSH, Attorneys and Counselors at- Law, PORTLAND, OREGON. OFFICE On Alder street, in Cartor's G Xrir Brick Hloek. n3 0. P. MASON, Attorney and Counselor at Law, 102 Front St., Portland, Oregon. TIU. ATT END TO BUSINESS IN ANY 1 Court in the State or Washington Territory. Including business under the O liankriipt Law. o7:ly . C. JOHNSOS'. V. O. M COW.V. Xvlary J'nblic. JOHNSON & McCOWN, O I ff Will attend to I1 business entrusted t oi.r rnre in any of the Courts of the State, collect monev, negotiate leans, sell real es t t-. etc. i-'-l'artirelar attention given to Coritst4 l.iud rases. l.y I . r. RcssEtl.. y. 'f ALTOS'. RUSSELL & DALTON, Attorneys etnd Counselors at Law, Solicitors in Chancery, and Real Estate Agents. Will pQietire in the Courts of the Brcond, thir l and fourth -.Indicia! districts, and in the JSirtr.-iiH! Conrt of Oregon. Special a3i'iition given to the collec- t!i:i of ciaimV at ull orfts in the above nam rd ili.ttricts. Difice in Farrish's brick building, A'lbr.ny, Oregon. (3. I. n. uiTniKLL. j. v. noLrn. A. SMITH. Mitchell, Dolpli & Smith, Attorneys and Vaunsctlors at Law, Solicitors in Chancery, and Proc tors in Admiralty . IF"0:lieV -erthc old Pot'Office, Front trt, rortlanv.. '-on. (lj) O BENTOS L L I N, Oregon CHy, Oregon. Office in Charman's Brick Block, up iirs. (.r0:tO C . AU'rtjiey and Counsellor at Lata. VnLL ATTEND PROMPTLY TO ALL i ? Easiness entrusted to his care. Or pice One door north of Bell & Parker's I'rr.t ston, Oregon City, Oregon. 3:1 y (J. B. UPTON, .4 I'-'iORN EY AND CoCNSELOR-ATvL.VW, Oregon Cilv, Oregon. : o " " VrT Otiieo orcthe store of Pope A Co., "am sireci. 4t,.tt C. A. DOLPH, TTORNEV AND COUNSELLOR-AT-LaV, m !-r Office 10! Front street. Portland Oro- 0JAMES ML MOOREi Justice of the Peace cfc CtVy Recorder. 1 Office In the Court House and City Council Room, Oreron City. M1."Vl'ir Kll.n.l i J... ... 1 . 1 i m i'Vil anJ a11 .lher duties appertaining to justice ot the Peace. 2:ly J. WELCH, DENTIST. ' f'.iHe0y Lotted at Ore? CitOrt-yoH. O Ivo r's over Charman A Bro.'s store. Main O W. S. STEYKNS. XiJirif Public. Daly & stevens. Rkt ESTATE J' It O EE ES, COLLEC- t'-tJiS 4 !) 'f'Vl'JMf JflU'VK rnrs--i5t floor Vaughn's Briek, corner of nun aim r ront sts, Portland, Oregon. 'Articular attention given to the ad- -icnioi accounts. Legal and other doc- 'ut transcribed at short notice. CHARLES S. WHITMAN. Attorney at Laic; OmcE Corner of Fifth and I) streets, Washington City, D. C. ,i an'1 is""inir of patents tor private land Q-wfo ""-amp'tion and Homestead settle li ;, 'i". a'1 classes of business before th utcs Land Oflicc. f I Zm O o o business CARDS. CLIFF HOUSE. Main Street, Xeorly Opposite Woolen Factory, X. L. WHITE, I T.W. KIIOADES, f Proprietors. Oregon City. Oregon. "We invite the citizens of Oreiron Citr nrt the traveling public, to give us a share of their patronage, iueals can be had at all hours, to please the rcost fastidious. 15 Kotice to the Public. I HAVE this day closed the Barlow ITouse in favor of the Cliff House. Hope my old customers will give their liberal patron age to the above well kept house. They will tind Messrs. White & Khoades always on hand to make guests comfortable. WM. BAIiLOW. Oregon City, August 1, 1867. A M E R ICAN EX CI I A N G E. ( late LIXCOLX IO USE, ) So. 84 Front Mrcct, PorUand Oregon. L. P. W. QUIMliY, Proprietor, Late if J 1 'extern Hot-el.) This house is the most commodious in the State, newly furnished, and it will be the en deavor of the proprietor to make his guests comfortable. The Baggage Wagon will al ways be found at the iand'ng on the arrival of steamships and river boats, carrying bag gage to the house free of charge. 17.1y OREGON HOUSE, Main Street Oregon City. JACOB B0EHM, Proprietor. ESTABLISHED 1307. REDUCTION I.V PRICES! The undersigned wishes to give notice that from Saturday, October 5th, "lS7, prices at the above house will be as follows : Board and Lodging per week $5 00 Board without Lodging 4 00 Board and Lodging per day 1 00 JACOB BOEHM. Oregon City, Oct. Sd, !St57. S0:tf OSWEGO HOUSE! OSWEGO, OREGON". JOHN SCHADE Proprietor, IS now prepared to receive and entertain all who may 'favor him with their patron age. The Hor.se 'is New and the Rooms are Newly and Neatly Furnished. The Table will be supplied with all the de'.icacies of the season. The Honse is situated near the steamer landing. The proprietor will at all times endeavor to give entire satisfaction to all who may favor him with a call, and would respectfully solicit the patronage of the Traveling Public. 41:tf. Uoara per week 00 Board and Lodging 6 00 Single Meals 50 m. F. HIGHFIELD, Established since 1S40. at the old stand, Main Strkbt, Okkgox City. An assortment of Watches, Jew elry, and Seth Thomas weight Clocks, all of which are warranted to be as represented. Kepairings done on short notice, :ind thankful for past favors. (37 CANEMAH STORE! JAMES H0EFITT & CO., WOULD INFORM THE PUBLIC Es pecially of Canemah, that they have established a Store at that place, where they will keep on hand a well assorted stock of Merchandise and Groceries. which will be sold at reasonable rates, for the purpose of establishing permanently such a necessity at Canemah. Try us. (32:y SHADES SALOON. Writ Side Main Street, between Second and Third, Oregon. City. GEORGE A. HAAS ----- Proprietor. The proprietor begs leave to inform bis friends and the public generally that the above named popular saloon is open for their accommodation, with a new and well assort ed supply of the linest brands of wines, liquors and cigars. 5'2 A. H. BELL. E. A. PARKER. BELL &. PARKER. ASK DSA'LB'fcS IN Cheynicals, Patent Medicines, Paints, Perfumery, Oils, Varnishes, And every article kept in a Drug Store. 33.) Main Street, Oregon City. NOTICE TO ALL FHO WANT First Class Fine or Coarse Hoots aiul SBiocs! Made or Repaired. Especial care and at tention paid to orders for tine work, such as Ladies' and Misses Fine Gaiters, Gents' Fine French Calf Boots, etc. i t'- Orders solicited from abroad will be executed with neatness and dispatch. TERWILLIGER & SMITH, 40.tf Green st., Oswego. Oregon. E. G. RANDALL, IMPORTER ANu DEALER IN MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, Sheet Music, and Musical Merchandise ot all kinds. Sole Agent in Oregon for MitKon & Ilmitlin's CEL.EBU.VTKI CABINET ORGAV! AND GOLD MJAIi 1'I VXO FORTES I First street, next door to the Post Oilice Portland, Oregon. t-l.tf C. P. FERRY, (Late Ferry & Foster,) QS JB OJ& IHrC a No. 10S F'ront street, Portland. Agent North British and Mercantile Insurance Company. And Manhattan Life Insurance Co GOVERNMENT SECURITIES, STOCKS Bonds, and Real Estate bought and sold on Commission fS:lj OREGON CITY BREWERY! HENRY II UMBEL, ii..r,nrr nnrplmtpil thf above Brewery. wishes to inform the public that he is now prepared to manufacture a No. 1 quality of LAGER BEER! As good as can be obtained anywhere in the ytate. Orders solicited and promptly filled. Oregon City, December 201, lSt. K'tf A. J. MONROE. W. A. K. V ELLEN. WORK. MONROE & BIELLEN, Dealers in California, Vermont, and Italian Marbles, Obelisks, Monti rnents, Head and Foot stones, Salem Oregon. Mantles and Furniture Marble furnished to order. i?- tf e a BUSINESS CARDS. J. A. MacBONALD, Green Street Oswego, Oregon. Post Master and Dealer in GENE R A L MERCHANDISE, CrocerlcK, Wines unl Liqnorg! Impbrisii Mills, OREGON CITY. KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND FOR SALE : BR AX AND CHICKEN FEED ! Parties wanting feed must furnish their sacks. foO.tf JOHN H. SCHRAM, Manufacturer and Dealer in SADDLES, HARNESS, etc.. etc.. Main street, between Third and Fourth, Oregon tug. fT"HE attention of parties desiring anything JL in my line, is directed to my stock, be fore making purchases elsewhere. (ly) JOHN II. SCHRAM A. J. MARSHALL, Wagon and Carriage Maker, Main street, Oregon City. Wagons made to order, and all work in this line executed in the most satisfactory nianner, at reasonable rates. XW All kinds of country produce taken in exchange for work, at cash prices. Give me a ti ial. 47:tf DAVID SMITH, Successor to SMITH d- MARSHALL, Black-Smith and Wagon Maker, Corner of Main and Third streets, Oregon. City. . Oregon. Blacksmithing in all its branches. Wagon making and repairing. All work warranted to give satisfaction. (3t William Broughton, CONTRA CTOR and BUILDER, Main, street, Oregon City. Will attend to all work in his line, con sisting in part of Carpenter anil Joiner work Iraimntr, bulletins;, etc. Joobmir promptly attended to. (52 CLARK GREENMAN, City Drayman OB EG OX CITY. All orders for the delivery of merchandise, or packages and freight ot whatever descrip tion, to any part of the city, will be executed promptly and with care. Itl.tJm J. C. MANN. THOS. LEAKY. Fashion Billiard Saloon. Main street, between Second and Third, Oregon City. MANN & LEARY Proprietors. f IHE above long established and popular JL Saloon is yet a favorite resort, and as only the choicest brands of Wines, Liquors and Ciirars are dispensed to customers a share of the public patronage is solicited. ZJ N. B. Families supplied with the choicest Liquors, English Ale and Porter, in bottles, on the most reasonable terms. ISAAC FA ICR. J. K. GRAHAM. -FARR & Ht-RAM, Butchers and Meat Venders. Thankful for the favors of the community in the past, wish to say that they will cori tinue to deliver to their patrons, from the wagon, as usual, On. Tucitrfays and Saturdays of each, teeei. all the best qualities of Beef, Mutton, and Pork, or any other class of meats in the market. 47:tf r. o a u s t a LuuiciiiT, EXCELSIOR MARKET ! Corner of Fourth and Main Sts., Oregon City Oregon. rn.KE THIS METHOD OF INFORMING I the public that cney keep constantly on hand all kinds fresh aild salt meats, such as BEEF, FORK, MUTTON, VEAL, CORNED BEEF, HAMS, FICKELED PORK, LARD, Arid every tbinf tlse to "be found in their line of busiuess. " LOGrS A. ALBRIGHT. Oregon City, April 2oth, 1807. 2:ly CENTRAL M.IK MET !. Late Mayer's MarJrtt,) Removed to the lower story of the late Court House, under the Enterprise otlice. Main Street Oregon City The nnd?rsigned will keep hs 011 hand all the varieties of IT! fresh and cured meats: Poultry, Xreefahles, Corned Beef and Pork, Bacon, Hams, Lard, Tallow, A liberal share of patronage is solicited as we expect to keep as gr"od an assortment and ot as good quality, as the country affords, which wiil be delivered to purchasers at any reasonable distance in the citv. 6:Jyj R VAN & MAYER. TO MILKMEN, DAIRYMEN AND STOCK RAISERS. OIL CAKE MEAL THE BEST FEED known for increasing the product and richness of Milk, fattening Stock, and fitting it for market. For sale in quantities de sired. Also, Pure RAW AND 0I..ED LIXSEKD OIL, and Ground Paint, designed es pecially for outside work, constantly on hand. ALSO, WANTED, CASTOR BEAXS A XI) FLAXSEED, for which cash will be paid on delivery. Pacific Linseed Oil and Le-td Worts, King street, near Third, San Francisco ol:tf L. B. BENCHLEV & CO., Agents. FIRST PREMIUM MODELS. THE SEWING 5IACIUVE has Justly been regarded as the most useful in vention of the century. Still, a reliable method of Cutting the work for the Machine has been needed. How much time is lost iu watting for patterns, or for work to be cut and basted 1 All this can be avoided by the use of the Mathematical system of Dress Cuttinr TAUGHT IN FOUR LESSONS At the Select School. Alo : Instruction given in Ornamental Work of every variety Tuesday and Fridajr at 4 P. M. .9 St Sunday School and Gift Books ! ROM THE AMERICAN TRACT SOCIE- ty and Massachusetts bun day School society, tor sale at Messrs. llurgren & Shindler's. First street, corner of Salmon, Portland, Oregon. G. II. ATKINSON, Hec.'v and Treas. Oregon Tract Soo.'v. S. SHINDLEK, Dcposiiaiy. 1-oAj CAN I FORGET! My buried friends, can I forget, Or must the grave eternal sever? They linger in my memory yet, And in my heart they'll live forever. The- loved me once with love sincere, And never did their love deceive me; But often in my conflicts here. They rallied quickly to relieve me. I heard them bid the world adieu; I saw them on the rolling billow ; Their far-ofi home appeared in view, While yet they press'd their dying pillow ; I heard the parting pilgrim tell, While crossing Jordan's stormy river, Adieu to earth, for sill is well Now all is well with me forever, I fain would weep, but what of tears No tears of mine could ere recall them; Nor would I wish that groveling cares Like mine, should e'er befall them. They rest in realms of light and love ; They dwell upon the mount of glory; They bask in beams of bliss above ; And shout to tell the pleasing story. Oh, how I long to join ycur wing. And range your fields of blooming flowers ! Come, holy watchers, come and bring A mourner to your blissful bowers. I'd speed with rapture on my way; Nor would I pause at Jordan's river; With songs I'd enter endless day, And lived with my loved friends forever. The Discipline of Sorkow. If the block of marble that lies before the sculptor was capable of feeling, bow would it deplore and bemoan every stroke of the hammer, chip ping off pieco after piece of sub stance ! It would deem its lot a pit table one indeed. And yet that ham mer and chisel are transforming that rough and shapeless stone into a form to life, grace, and beauty fit to adorn the palace of a King. So it is with us. Oar characters are like unhewn blocks of marble, rude, misshapen comparitively worthless. And God is sculpturing them into form? of di vine symmetry and beauty, that may forever illustrate to the universe the power of His grace. The heavy block of adversity and the rasping cares and petty annoyances of our daily life, are but different parts of the same divine and loving process. And shall we look simply at the ham mer and chisel, and forget or doubt the glorifying for which God is using them 1 Shall we think only of the chips which the blows of His presence strike from us, and overlook the iui mortal characters which the Great Sculptor is seeking thus to perfect for his celestial temple. A Cool Toper. A good anec dote is told of a man named Bentlv, a confirmed drinker, who would never drink w:th a friend or in pul lie, and always bitterly denied, when a little overcome, ever tasting liquor. One day some bad witnesses con cealed themselves in his room, and when the liquor was running down his throat, seized him with his arm crooked and his mouth open, holding him fast, asked him with an air of triumph: " Ah, Bently, have we caught you at last? You never drink, eh" No one would suppose but that Peutly would have acknowledged the f;'ct. Not he; with the most grave atvd ex ressible face, he calmly, and in a dignified manner, said: " Gentlemen, my name is not Bentlv 1" But They Didn't. " The woman of Kansas," in their address demand ing the right of suffrage, close with the following assault on their "erring sisters" of the East: " Whatever, then, may lie the opinion of fair la dies who dwell inw ailed Louses iu our older Eastern States and cities, who, like the HlSies, neither toil nor spin, whose fair hands would gather close their silken apparel at the thought of touching the homelier garments of many a heroine of Kan sas whatever they may s:iy in ref erence to this question, we, the wo men of the Sparatan State, declare, we want to vote." But they didn't. Birthdays. When girls are ycung they always look anxiously forward to and celebrate the anniver sary of their birthdays with as much pomp and parade as their parents wiil permit; but when they get older they are willing to let them pass un heeded. Who ever heard of a yonng lady's celebrating her twenty fifth birthday ? Nobody; not even in the days when people lived to be " as old as Methusaleh,' when a young lady wasn't considered out of her " teens" until at least a hundred years old. Mr. B. F, Cutter, of Pelham, N. II., tells a story in the Mirror and Farmer, of a hog, which though well fed and apparently healthy, "did not grow one atom.'' Soon after feeding him one day, the owner happened to look iuto his pen, and found tho trough completely filled with rats, which at once accounted for the lean condition of his starving hog. T COURTESY OF AGRICULTURAL. COLLEGES. The following statement of the dis position thus far of the Agricultural college land scrip was lately issued from the ofTice of the secretary of the interior, at Washington : " In New Hampshire the proceeds of lands granted by the acts of 1SG2, for th encouragement of agriculture and the mechanic arts, has been ap plied toward the establishment of an agricultural and hlechanical depart ment in Dartmouth college. In Ver mont, the University at Burlington has received the benefit of the grant. Massachusetts has located an AgrU cultural college at Amherst, separate from other institutions. Rhode Isl and has assigned her land scrip to Brown University, and Connecticut has given the donation to Yale col lege. New York has appropriated the funds of the college land scrip to the Cornell University; and Rutgers college, in New Jersey, receives the benefit of the grant to thai State. Pennsylvania has an agrieltural school near Bellefonte, in Center coun ty, and the annual interest from the proceeds ofland scrip, until otherwise ordered, is devoted to this institution. The State Agricultural college cf Michigan, established at Lansing in 1855, receives the benefit of the land grant, and in 18GG had a farm of six hundred and seventy acres, and more than one hundred students. Iowa has a State Agricultural college in Story county; and in Wisconsin the State University at Madison receives the benefit of the grant. Kansas has an Agricultural college at Manhattan; Kentucky lus a successful institution at Lexington, and West Virginia has just established a college at Morgan town. What Is as Inch of Rain? The lately weekly return of the British Registrar-General gives the following interesting information in respect to rain fall: " Rain fell in London to the amount of 043 inches, which is equivalent to forty-three tuns of rain per acre. The rain fall during last week varied from thirty tuns per acre in Edinburgh, to two hundred and fifteen tuns per acre in Glasgow. An English acre consists of G)2T2,C40 sq.iar inches; and an inch deep of raia on an acre yields 0 272,010 cubic inches of water, which at 277,274 cubic inches to the gallon, makes 22,022 5 gallons; and, as a gallon of distilled water weighs ten pounds, the rainfall on a acre is 226,225 pounds avoiudrpois; but 2,240 pounds are a tun, and conse quently an inch deep of rain weighs 100-930 tuns, or nearly one hundred and one tuns per acre. For every one hundredth of an inch a tun of water falls per acre." If any agri culturist were to try the experiment of distributing artificially that which nature so bountifully supplies, he would soon feel inclined to " rest and be thankful." If the farmer proposes to grow meat and wool for the market, it is not imperative in making his selec tion, that he should strictly adhere to pure bred animals, in order to have a good flock. !n making up a flock, if good sized sheep be selected, having good constitutions and heavy fleeces, and then good breeding from them, using a pure bred male of either the breeds named, that he wishes his flock assimilated to, there is little danger of failing In good re. suits. This course is found pursued often in England, the inferior sheep Of the flock being sold for mutton, and by adhering to the system for a few years a flock of great excellence, both as to wool and ii.eat is obtained. E. W. Nottage, of Los Ange les has exhibited to the News of that city a box of dried figs, grown there. They were taken from the tree.peeled, dried in the sun, pressed into small round boxes, similar to those used for the imported article. The News thinks they were far superior to imported figs, and understands that arrangements are being made to put up dried figs upon a large scale, the coming year. Thus by the expe riments made, another source of rev enue is opened. The large number of figi raised in Los Angeles, have heretofore yielded comparatively nothing to the producer. . The Sacremento Bee asserts that in the Alameda and Santa Clara valleys the farmers have actually been driven by the ground squirrels from some of their best lands; that their settlements, like that of the prairie-dog extend for miles, each burrow sheltering from one to six in mates; and that it would hard'y be an exaggeration to say that they eat onefourth of the annual wheat crop. BANCROFT LIBRARY, The Ilcultli or Uo s ana Girls. A boy romps and laughs, plays at athletic games, whips tops, runs races, climbs trecsj leaps and jumpsj and exercises all his muscles in turn. He lolls in his chair, and assumes any attitude he pleases at his desk. He has from his game a sufficient ap petite to eat heartily, and out of school hours he feels Under no re straint. The girl, on the contrary, never romps; ruus races, whip tops, etc. She only sits upright and walks, thus developing, and sometimes all but destroying, only one set of rbUs cles. She cannot shake off for a moment the feeling of constraint, and she naturally loses appetite, becomes languid, faint, and low. The boy comes into rude contact with those above, below, and around him. lie has to endure " chafning," to learn to " held his own," to fight if need be. Even in his games his mind has to be active. He has to think about the most judicious way of fielding when Tom is at the wickets, or for looking out when Dick kicks the football. This develops his intellect, and teaches him his place in his own world. The girl, on the contrary, is so hedged in with protection, that she has no power of her own, and she cannot learn life, for the book is kept closed to her. Let us at this moment pause awhile, for memory recalls to our mind the name and na ture of mhny a blooming woman we have admired for their loveliness, their good sense, their genuiue worth, and speaking professionally, for their thorough health fulness. How have they been brought up? Why al most invariably in the country, liv ing with their brothers, and sharing their sports in femine way riding or walking, irrespective of dirty lanes; boating, playing bowls, or croquet, swinging, lolling under the green wood tree, eating as much as they liked, and only under restraint dur ing the period when they were with Miss Tuteur or Professor Guitarro. They have had, perhaps, a single year at a finishing school to enable tTiem to break off naturally a few objec tionable habits, and to part with a few undersirable acquaintances, and to pass with ease from the girl to the woman. When such a one leaves school she does not think of it as a place of punishment to be avoided. She has most probably acquired a fondness for her music or painting, or, found sufficient interest in German or Italian to continue its study. Her mind with its healthy tone inspoiled by the incessant worry of school, seeks for occupation rather than for inglorious repose. To such a one, brothers will tell their little adven tures, arid whether she have beauty of face or elegance of form, or be in reality somewhat plain, she is voted " a brick," and as such takes an honored place in the domestic archi cecture. The conclusion to be drawn from the foregoing remarks is inevit able viz., that if we wUhJto preserve the health of our daughters we must not overwork them. The horseman does not put a filly to labor at a pe riod when he would allow her broth er, of the same age, to be idle in the field. If we insist on ou r daughters learning double the number of sub jects that their brothers do, and in the same time, We are certain to im pair their health, and no amount of doctoring will prevent the catas trophe. It is all nonsense to imagine that beauty of face and elegance of figure depends upon " deportment" being taught at school. Those who believe such truth can never bavo read in Cook's voyages and those of other men of the graceful charms of the " savage" women of Owhyee or have read the pretty couplet in which Scott described his charming Lady cf the Lake : And ne'er did Grecian chisel trace A nymph, a naiad, rtr a grace, Of finer form or lovelier face. What though no rule of courtly grace To measured rood had trained her pace; A foot more light, a step more truoj Ne'er from the health-flower dashed the dew. Medical Mirror. Within Bockds. They tell a story of a young lady of temperate habits, who was advised by her phy sician to take ale to fatten her up. She bought a quart bottle of the arti cle, and drank a teaspoonful twice a day in a tumbler of water 5 but find ing that she was fattening too rapidly, she reduced the dose one-half, and thus kept within bounds. Cattle SnoW. The witty " Per sonal " of the World describes Miss Leo Hudson's performance as "a small cattle show one horse and two calves." We believe the play was Mazeppa. TESTIKOX lALi Judge Shattuck was presented with a magnificent gold watch and chain, by the officers of the court, and members of the bar, on his re tirement from official life on the 20th. J. H. Reed, Esq., made the presentas lion on behlaf of the donors, in a speech of some ten minutes' length, in which he appropriately and elo quently referred to the uniform re lations of courtesy and good will which have always existed between the court and bar; the untiring pa tience and labors bestowed by the Judge in weighing carefully the right and wrong his watchful avoidance of stain upon the judicial ermine; and the distinguished ability he had brought to the discharge of his offi cial duties. In accepting the testi monial Judge Shattuck said in sub stance, that this action on the part of the bar and ofllcers of the court was entirely Unlocked for, and took him by surprise; that it would be receiv ed in the spirit in which it was of fered; that for the compliment paid in the address of the speaker present ing the gift, as well as for the gift itself, he offered his thanks; adding that he was not conscious of deserv ing any such manifestations from the officers of the court or from the pnb lic. On the other hand, a refrnsnpr-r , --J- WW. of the period of his judicial service brought to mind many imperfections or judgment, and many occasions when he had felt himself inadequate to the duties required. He said the speaker had alluded to the arduous nature of judicial labors, and to the patience required for their due per. formance. Upon this point the Judge said he bad often been deeply im pressed by the force of a remark at tributed to Judge Caruthers, of Ten nessee. when asked how he could en dure the toil of his position, he re plied that it was sometimes the case that all a man had in the world was at stake in a lawsuit; sometimes the very subsistence of widows and orphans was involved in a case in court; sometimes ft man's life often a man's liberty, hung upon the de cision of judge and jury, and for a judge there was no other alternative but patience. These views of duty had often been before his mind, and if sometimes, through a desire to re lieve the public expenses incident to the maintainence of courts, and a wish to shorten the sittings, he had lacked patience, and curtailed the la bors of counsel, it bad rarely been done without leaving some regret and a fear that something might thereby have been done amiss. The consciousness that he could not bring to the position the resources, the strength of patience which it required, has been so trifling consideration in his determination to abandon it. Yet he did not leave it without some re gret, and his relations with the gen tlemen of the bar and tmicers of the court had been pleasant, and if any thirg had been done well, to the at torneys and officers it was, in a large degree, due. "Without able attorneys and faithful and igilaut officers to aid him, as courts are constituted, no Judge could hope to fulfill the duties of his position. To the attorneys and officers of the court he wished to re turn his thanks for their kindness, courtesy and aid through his whole term of office, and the good wishes respecting the future, which the speaker had expressed, he wished to reciprocate. This gift he would pre serve, and he would ever keep alive gratified recollections of this occasion. The watch is of rich and unique make and cost about $300. On the inside of the case is inscribed, " To Hon. E. D. Shattuck, from Attorneys and officers of the Circuit Court; Nov. 29th, 18G7." Religious Cartoon-. The most condensed and cutting satire upon the the Bishops yet published is con veyed in Punch's cartoon. It is called " The Pan-Anglican Washing Day," and represents the Bishops as a company of washerwomen, with their lawn sleeves tucked, engaged in washing their linen. Around them stand a number of smaller tubs marked " Missions," but in the midst of the work comes in Mr. Punch, almost backbroken under the load of a terrible basketful of dirty linen, marked " Colenso," " Rationalism," 11 Ritualism," etc. The Bishops eye him arsgrilyj and with a snarl bid him Go take em awav: we can t be worried with these things." Rub on hen's oil or lard about the head and neck, and under the wings, especially 00 setting hens just before they hatch, and lice wUI cever trouble them. MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS, The Rev. A. A. Willetts has been lecturing on Marriage and Home Life. It woa!d bo well if) more ot our ministers, lecturers, moralists and statements would seriously study and discuss and throw all possible weight of influence to bear upon the com mnnity in favor of well considered, marriages and home life; for all sta tistics go to show that the growtheJil national power, in civilization, in wealth, in happiness and in morals depends more upon a correct knowl edge and compliance with the laws of marriage than most persons have any idea of. A young fellow, whose better half had jusfc presented him with a pair of bouncing twins, attended church on Sunday. During the dis course the clergyman looked out at our innocent friend, and said in a tone of thrilling eloquence: " Young man, you have an important re sponsibility thrust upon ycu;" The newly fledged dad, supposing the preacher alluded to his peculiar homo event, considerably startled the audi ence by exclaiming, "Yes, I have two of 'em!" The Viceroy of Egypt, while in London, said to one of his English entertainers a notorious man of pleasure: " I don't see that? there is much difference between ve?u and us With us, a rich man keeps all his wives under oue roof; but in this country you rich men hare a separate houee for every wife." -Voltaire, after being on terms of friendship with the King of Prussia, owing to his wit, gave some offense when the King said to one of his cour tiers: " When we squeeze the orange, and have sucked the juice, we throw the rest way.'' " Then," said Vol taire, " I must take care of the peeir and quitted his Prussian majesty 3 dominions. Q If you don't intend to marry, keep away from calico. The moth that flutters about a tallow dip when lighted is no surer to get scorched than is a verdant youth or rusty bachelor to fall into Cupid's flame, if he begins to circumnavigate around a bit of dry goods on a dainty little maid. " Pat, you have dated your let ter a week ahead; it is not so late in the month by one week, you spnK peen." " Troth, boy, iudade an'ts just mcself that is wanting eweet Kath- leen to get it in advance of the mail. Sure, I'll not care if she gets it three davs before it is written, my dar liu't." 11 1 suppose the want cf the Frenchman's language would be your greatest difficulty?" said a Scotchman the other day to a neighbor recently returned from the Paris Exhibition. " Oh, I dinna ken," replied the tour ist, " they were just as bad wid Us." A crusty old bachelor, not lik ing the way his landlady's daughter had of appropriating his hair oil, filled the bottle with liquid glue the day before a ball to which the gir! was invited. The young lady stayed away from the ball in consequence?. - An Arkansas editor thinks there is no use of making such a fuss over Sheridan, even if he is a good soldier and the author of the School for Scandal. A wag says it is " folly to 0x3 pect a girl to love a man whom everybody speaks well of. Get up a persecution and her affections will j cling so fast that a dozen guardians can't begin to remove them. Some one has beautifslly said: " Truth is immortal; the sword -can-not pierce it, fire cannot consume it, prisons cannot incarcerate it, famine cannot starve it." A woman in Indiana shot her self from grief at disappointed !ye, and a man hung himself fronj distress about a lawsuit. The suits of nei- ther were suitable to happiness. If there was a little bell so at tached to the hearts of men as to ring every time one did what was wrong, this would be a musical world. The Supreme Court of New York has given a woman $5,000 damages, whose husband was burned to death by an explosion of fire works in a store. Quilp says that a friend of Ins has such a cold in his head that he can't wash his face without freezing the water. Sherman is said to be writing a book of the war, to be published posthumously. It is best not to be angry; and best in tho next place to be re- I yticiled. O 5" O o O o o o o o O o J 0 o o o o o t & -I o o o I o