o o 9 .Wbi ti TTP TET1 ID 13 ID T C Vol. i. OREGON CITY, ORJSGOX, SATFUDAY, DECEMBER lo, 1866. iVo. 8. ljcil):ckin Enterprise. PUBLISHED EVEET SATURDAY MORNING Uy D. O. IRELAND, )FFlOE: South east corner of Fourth and Mux street.-, i the building lately known is the Court Ilonse. Oreon'CitCLhegon. Terms ol Subscription. One copy, one year in advance. . . . . .$3 00 ------ 41 t u i li . . . , . . -x v J, Trims tf Advert ising. Transient advertisements, one square (12 lines or less") first insertion ...$2" For each subsequent insertion. 1 00 Uusine.ss Cards one square per annum payabh quarterly . . 12 00 One column per annum ".100 00 One half column " r' 00 One quarter " " 30 00 Legal HavertiMng at the established rates. D. m. BIcKENWEY, o Attorney and Counsellor al Law. f o ITTIIvL ATTEND PROMPTLY TO ALL V business entrusted to hi ; care, OrKici: One door north of Bell & Parker's Drag store, Oregon City, Oregon. ;':ly W. C. JOHNSON. F. O. Ji'COWX. JOHNSON & EEcCOVN, OREGON .CITY", OREGON. Will attend to all business entrusted to our care in any of the Courts of the State, collect money, negotiate loans, sell real es tate, etc. " l.yl .. Justice of the Pence c' City Recorder. OfSee I" the Cuiiri House find City OuiiH-ii IJnotn, Oregon City. Will attend to the acknowledgment of deeds, and all other duties appertaining to the ollice of Juti'-e of the 1'ea.ve. ':ly Dr. F. Barclay, M..R. G. L.v (Formerly Surgeon to the Hon. II. B. Co.) OFFICE: At Ehhncr, Main Street (7yl Oregon City Dr. IL' SaffdrraiiSj PHYSICIAN and SURGE OX. OFFICE In J. Fleming's Book Store. Alain street, Oregon City. ("- H. W.Ii93S, M. D,, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON (Ollice over Channan Bros., Main st.,) a Orcgoa C'ly.. ly John Fleming. 1 FA I. Ell U BOOKS and STATIONERY. Tlfankful for the patronage heretofore re c"eived, respectfully solicits a continuance) of the favors of a generous public. His store is between Jacobs' and Acker man's bricks, on the west side of Main street. Oregon Ciry, Octob' v 27th, '',',. (tf Professor A. J. TEA CUE 11 U E M C S be glad to receive a number ot j Pupils at. ;is Mu-iu Room, at the ivi- j vate residence of Mr. Charles Losius. lie j will ais. coittuie to give instructions at J private residences. No charge lor the use I of the pjauo. My pupils will please give me j notice wncii reauy to commence. o.iy v win SMITH W. U. MARSHALL" SMITH a BIARALL, IJhwk Smiths and B:nier Makers Corner of Mam and Third streets, Oregon (Jit Oregon. " () " Blacksmtthing' in all its branches. Boiler making and repaiiing. All work warrnnted to give sat is-faci ivn. BARL0V7 HOUSE, Main Street, one door north of the Woolen Facioiv, Oregon City Oregon. "Win. llarioiv, P. oiiictoi'. The proprietor, thankful fur the continued patronage- be has received, would inform the public that he will continue his efforts to .pi east his guests. o2 0 . . TTTill '!0'r.-. 2-min-Tif fn CONTR NTRACTOR and BUILDEIE C3- M:i'ai vtrett, Oregon City. Will attend to all work in his line, con sisting in part id" Carpenter and Joiner work framing, building, etc. Jobbing promptly .attendeiMo. (2 " Fashion Billiard Saloon Main street, between Second and Third, Oregon City. . J. C. Mann, Proprietor. TTMIE above long established and popular JL Saloon is y?r a favorite resort, and as .only the choicest brands ol Wines, Liquors and Cigars are dispensed to customers a shar4 us tlisJ public pafruuage is solicited. Uy) J. C. MANN. SHADES SALOON. yVtfi Side Jait Strict, Icttcxi Second and 'Third, (Jrt'jon City. XJE0E.GE A. HAAS - - - - Proprietor, The proprietor begs leave to inform his :frieuds and the public generally that t!ie above named popular saloon is open for their accommodation, with a new mid well assort Qd supply of t?;e finest brands of wines, -liquors and cigars. 52 THE GEH. Jfain Street, opposite the F.st Ojfice, Oregon. E. PAYNE .'.f'. Proprietor. The undersigned ta'-es this method of in forming the public that he has purchased the above saloon, ana now oilbrs a cnoiceand well selected -stock of foreign and domestic wines, liquors, etc., which"" cannot fail to please tho.e who mav extend their patron re. The best J,agoi Beer, Ale and Porter i 'h-e Statcra!wait: cn draught. S:rj F. PAYNE. W. A. ALliUICH. J- C. MERRILL. JOHN Sl'CHAKE.C Q M'GR&KEN, -MERRILL& GO. SHIPPING, COMMISSION AXD Forwarding Merchants, GENT'S OF TIIE CALIFORNIA, 2 Hawaiian and Oi egou Packet Lines. importers of Han Qentin and Carmen Island Salt, Sandwich Island Sugars, Coffee, Lice, and Pulu. Agents for Provost's & Co.'s Preserved Fruits, Vegetables, Pickles and Vinegar. Dealers in' Hour, Grain, Bacon, Laid & Fruit, Lime, Cement and Plaster." Will attend to the Purchase, Sale or Ship lent of Merchandise or Produce in New ork, Han Francisco, Honolulu," or Portland ALDR1CII, MERRILL & CO., Nos 201 and 206 California Street, San Francisco. M CRAKEX, MERRILL & CO., 10 North Front Street, Portland. J. U. MITCHELL. J. X. DOLPII. A. SMITH. Mitchell, 'Dolph & Smith, Attorneys and Coimsellors at Law, Solicitors in Chancery, and P 'roc- ' tors in Admiralty . Office over the old Post Office, Front street, Portland, Oregon. (ly) V,-. LAIU IULL. M. V. MCLKEY. HILL & KULKEY, O ATT0HKEYS and COUNSELLORS AT ,-AJV "X'TILL both be found hereafter at their V ? Oslice on th; corner of Front and Alder Streets, Portland, Oregon. lyr- FERRY & FOSTER, IBKOKIiiriS ! Restl Estate and Collecting No. SO Front Street, Corner oFWasbington, PORTLAND, OREGON. GOVERNMENT SECURITIES, STOCKS, Bonds, and Rel Estate bought and sid on Commission. Portland, Oct. lS.J. ("3:1 v- E. G. RANDALL, I5IPORTF.R AXu DEALER IN" MUSICAL IHSTRUMEHTS, Sheet Music, and Musical Merchandise of all kinds. Sole Agent in Oregon for ?I.isoii & II;t iiiti n's CELEBRATED CABJ5ET ORGAX : AND SU'inway & Sen'' GOLD MEDAL PIANO FORTES Z First street, next door to the Post Office, Portland Oregon. 4:ly Removed ! Removed ! The old aucl well known D. JilOXXASTE rroprlcto; PORTLAND OREGON II AS NOT DISCONTINUED WORK! but has been removed to Second street, between Alder and Morrison streets, where business will be conducted on as large a scale as in tears past. 2:ly SX, CROCKERY AND GLASS-WARE, .'ST, QuccnsJVare, Lamps, etc. M e II E ISR, Importer of articles in the above line, would invite the attention of purchasers to his large stock now on h'snd. V L Front strc t, 2:ly Portland, Oregon. L. T, SCHULTZ, s Importer and dealer in PIANOS, 1MELODEONS, ' " : : Musical Inxti S'a ! ii-ieertfy Cutlery, T'iittcy (joi.-tj-i, etc. 10'! Frout street 1'ortland, Oregon. Pianos and all other Musical Instruments carefully tuned and repaired. 2:ly LINCOLN HOUSE, Comer of Washington and Front sts., Portland, Oregon, m. v. 3! V3 n ; s : r e r. x , Of tit St. NICHOLAS HOTEL, Victoria, having (fcikcn, the a.hove house, ie ishes to a n- j no u,n:- tu the jiublic, that he ix -mho prepared to mlitfactory manner. Nothing vi'C be h it undone, which in the I poidr d' tl, propfittor to do, to render guests j coiifortahl'i. 2;lv JOHN NESTOR, AND DRAUGHTSMAN. Front Street, Portland, Oregon. Plans, Specifications, and accurate working drawings prepared on short notice after the latest approved stvle. (lv) : '- A. G. BRADFORD, 39 Front Street, Iortl:m:l, Oreson, liirORTER AND DEALER 13 Wines and Liquors, ALSO : Sole Agent in Oregon, and Washington I Territory, for the (Joluk.v State Champaign, manufactured by Hohman, i mke t Co., from California grapes. fly R, HENDRIE, Importer Ml "Wholesale Dealer in E HAND IE S AND LIQUORS, 51 Front Street. PORTLAND, OREGON. lm3 fflARBLE AMD STONE YABD WILLIAM YOUNG, No. 33 Erpnt street, Portland Oregon Keep constantly on hand a good stock of Mantle and building stoue, suitable lor e.-erv description of work. Mantles,-!' orab stones and monuments of every style, executed and set to order. " ' ?i Palj Sanio. In the deep woods of Mexico, Where screams the 'painted paroquet,' And mocking birds flit to and fro, With borrowed notes they half forget; Where brilliant flowers and poisonous vines Are mingled in a firm embrace, And the same gaudy plant entwines Some reptile of a poisonous race ; Where spreads the Ito icy shade Benumbing even in summer's heat The thoughtless traveler who hath laid Ilimsclfto noondav slumbers sweet: Where skulks unseen the beast of prey The native robber glares and hides, And treacherous death keeps watch alway On him who flies, or he who bides. In these deep tropic woods there grows A tree, whose tall and silvery bole Above the dusky forest shows, As shiniug as a saintly soul Among the souls of sinful men ; Lifting its milk-white flowers to heaven, And breathing incense out, as when The passing saints of earth are shriven. The skulking robber drops Lis eyes, And signs himself with holy cross, If, far between him and the skies, He sees its pearly blossoms toss. The wanderer halts to gaze upon The lonely vision, far or neir, And smiles and sighs to think of one He wishes for the moment here. The Mexic native fears not fang Of psonous serpent, vine, nor bee, If he may soothe the baleful pang With juices of this "holy tree." How do we all, in life's wild ways, Which oft we traverse lost and lone, Need that which heavenward draws the gaze Some I'alo Santo of our own 1 Frances Fuller Victor St. Helens, Dec. S, 1866. A Judge rx a " Fix." An awkward af fair, -which once occurred to one of the judges on the Western Circuit, has been the subject of such mirth. It appears that the pious judicial, having finished his la bors, and having cast of Lis forensic wig at his lodgings, had retired into the next room to wait for his brother judge, whom he was about to accompany to some of the local aristocracy to dinner. The female servant of the house had entered the bed chamber br a side door, and not knowing the judge w-as in thtTv-ext room, in a frolic arrayed herself in the judge's wig. Just the moment when the fair Mopsy was ad miring herself in the looking-glass, the judge unexpectedly entered the room ; and poor Mospy catching a sight , of the stern countenance looking over her shoul der in the glass, was so alarmed that she fainted and would have fallen to the tloor, if the learned judge, impelled by humanity, had not caught her in his arms. At this critical moment his brother judge arrived, and opening the dressing room door, with a view to see if he was ready, discovered his learned brother with the fainting maid in his arms. Nqit wish ing to interrupt what lie thought to be an amour, he quickly attempted to withdraw, when his brother judge vociferated, " For heaven's sake, stop and hear this matter explained.-' Never mind, my dear brother; the matter explains itself" and he left his brother to recover the fainting maid as best he could. Anecdotes of the Bench and the Bar. A railway accident lately occurred by the axle of a tender giving way, which detained the train several hours. A lady inquired of a gentlemen passenger why it was so delayed ; he gravely replied : Madam, it was occasioned byr what is often followed by serious consequences the sudden breaking of a tender attach ment," O A gentleman having occasion to Qall upon an author, found him in his study, writing. He remarked the great heat of the apartment, and said : " It is as hot as an ovcn.'i-5'- So it ought to be," replied the author, " for it's here I make my bread' A man exclaimed in a tavern, 4i I'll bet a sovereign 1 have got the hardest name in the company."' Done,"' said one of the number ; " what's your name ?"' " Stone,'' cried the first.'- Hand me the money," said the other, " my name is Harder." -- " If you ever marry,' said a Roman con sul to his son, ' let it be to a woman Avho has sense enough to superintend the setting ol meal of victuals, taste enough to dress herself, pride enough to wash before breakfast,- and sense enough to hold her togg'ue when she has nothing to say." An apprentice sailor-boy fell from the 'round top' to the deck, stunned, "but tie hurt The captain exclaimed in surprise : Why, where did you come from !" " From the north of Ireland, sir,"' was the prompt reply, as the poor fellow gathered himself up. An aged Quakeress, the other afternoon was seen intently gazing upon a piece of richly embroidered satin, displayed in a linen-draper's show-window. An iBsh man. passing, smiled as he saw the fascina tion of the dame. i( Ah," said he, that's Satin tempting Eve." -a - My dear Horatio, I had a very myste rious dream about you." ';What was it, dear?" " I dreamed I Sigv you carried up to heaven in a golden chariot, surround ed by angels clothed in white and purple. What is that a sign of, dear?"' It is a cigu cf a foulltomacb. ray love."' 0 HISTS TO TfOCVG MOT1IEKS. FOE TIIK ENTSRFI1ISE : BY A LADY READER. With regard to the control of children, there can be no rule by which all can be governed alike. Health, temperament, disposition, each affect the behavior of the child, and should be considered in its management. Children of excitable tem perament (and this is now by far the larg est class), require greater wisdom in their training than others. Their over-active minds and delicate bodies, s are truly a serious care to those who have the rearing of them. Example h the best of teachers, as the infant is purely imitative in its na ture : and here, let me impress it upon par ents, that faults of their own are reflected in their offspring, and although it may be necessary to punish those faults, the neces sity might be avoided by a proper self control in the majority of cases. Qualities go by inheritance it is true ; but many more are gamedy household education. If you wish to have sons and daughters excellent in every characteristic, exhibit that excellence in your own conduej; daily. Children are very apt to look upon their parents as perfection in all things, and woe to that parent who discovers to the little confiding mind so palpable a deform ity, as to be perceived by it. There can be no greater humiliation on one side, or grief and disappointment on the other. If you have forbidden a child to do affi ac tion, no matter how insignificant, be care ful that it does not find yon doing the same thing, and thereby have its sense of justice outraged, except, of course, in such cases as where the reason of the difference can be explained. The writer was once teaching a little fellow to feed himself at table. Childlike, he put in his food as fast as he could, and in very large mouthfuls. I took great pains to show him the proper size of a mouthful, suclyis he should take, using the expression do not stuff your mouth." Happening to have him at table with my self one day, not long afterwards, I was; surprised to see him watching me with an expression of outraged confidence on his babv face, and laving down mv knife and fork, I smiled and asked him what was the matter. " Ee stuff eemouf!" replied the little fellow in so grieved a voice that I could not refrain from laughing ; for I in stantly comprehended that he had been comparing the size of my mouthfuls with those I had instructed him to take. So soon do children begin to criticise and compare. Be careful about showing irritation of temper, for there is no habit so catching. If the-mother of a family is a scold, or fault-finder, ten chances to onv if every child she has does not turn out a scold and fault-tinder ; not only making themselves miserable, but sending out ever-widening circles of misery into the families they shall raise, and they after them. Women have a good excuse for irritability in their sensitive organization, and strength so often over-taxed ; but when the injury done by indulgence is so great, it is worth while to try the length of yonr endurance. Beware of making uncharitable remarks about your friends or neighbors in the presence of children. It is peculiarity of these little folks to like gossip about their elders, and I have seen children sit hours in the house to listen to the conver sation of their parents and neighbors when it was of a personal character, who would otherwise have been happily at play. The effect of such conversations on their inex perienced minds is to give them very in correct and unhappy notions of persons and things, and an anecdote treasured up in this way has often been of great injury, not only to the child who judged wrongly, but through the child to others wkGiH it influenced, as well as the person judged. Do not sutler a child to be made afraid of anything. Feal'is not only undignified, but a source of the greatest discomfort to the possessor ; and do not teach children to doubt your word hy promising them anything which you do not perform, whether it be a favor or a punishment. Tlieir minds are not so occupied with busi ness that they forget it, whatever it may be. They are, on the contrary, expecting you to keep your word, unless you show them by your conduct that you make promises without intending to keep them ; thereby learning them to place no confi dence in what you say, and teaching them a lesson of equal untruthfulness. Neither, w hen you command a child, use a great many words, but remember to speak pleasantly though firmly, as if you did not doubt its instant obedience. Such a man ner will yearly always insure obedience ; but if, for some peculiar reason, it fails, insist upon being obeyed promptly, in the same calm, kind, and firm manner. Al mdlt the whole secret of seettrisg the re spect and cheerful obedience of children lies in that one neglect of .parents, arising from carelessness. They imagine it easier to have an occasional battle with a child to subdue its temper when it has got be yond the bounds of reasonable endurance, than every day, and all the time to require just the same respect of authority, which in time becomes a habit, and the child is insensible to any restraint, and of course happier than when half the time indulged and half the time restricted in proportion. Let no mother forget that she is respon sible for the happiness of the children she brings into the world. Let her endeavor to cultivate- in them such temne-rr-. motives. habits, and principles as shall secure that happiness, not only by making them be loved and respected by others, but peace ful and contented within themselves. To preserve their health is the first duty, and after that to teach them usefulness, virtue, self-respect, and cheerfulness. The latter is of much greater value than most parents perceive. A cheerful, self-reliant disposition is a greater gift than a fortune, and it is never too early to begin to incul cate it in the infant mind. Do not allow a child to dwell upon a hurt or grievance of any kind, but by lively, hopeful, or play ful remark teach it to regard the accident as of no serious importance. A child will frequently laugh instead of crying, if, in stead of making a great ado over some little bump it has received, you affect to pity the floor, or the table, or whatever it has come into collision with. Its mirthful ness is excited by the ludicrousness of the idea, which it quickly perceives, and the trouble is forgotten. Never forget the real good of the child in the pleasure you yourself experience in lavishing pity and tenderness upon it : but mix up with these endearments wholesome lessons of patience and content, or, if need be, of endurance. Let no mother trust the education of her children entirely to others, if possibly she can avoid it. If she feels disqualified for teaching by any deficiencies of her own education, she ought, by all means, to use what leisure she may have in qualifying herself in those branches which her child ren are pursuing. This, perhaps, is equally the duty of both parents : for children are always far more deeply interested in that which seems to interest their parents, than in other sibjects. But if it is important to show a sympathy in the jjursuit of the earlier elementary branches, in order to fix their attention sufficiently upon them, it is even more important when the pupil becomes farther advanced to be able not only to assist your children in their studies, but to be competent to judge of the pro priety of the course of instruction they , are following, as well as of the merits of authors, and the perfection of theories. Those children who are handed over to teachers, no matter how able, who have no special sympathy with their pupils, al most invariably learn by rote, instead of having that thorough understanding of their subjects which familiar instruction and conversation imparts to the confiding, youthful mind. It frequently happens in this way that a very expensive and appa rently thorough education is nearly lost upon a son or daughter, who, after going through all the text books, and having all the usual masters, turns out a dull and really ignorant person ; the fault having been that no one ever engaged his or her attention by sympathy- the most sure and universal mode of instructing suc cess full v. Teach your children to inquire into causes w hen they see effects, instead of al lowing them to take up with any absurd or superstitious explanations which may have descended through generations of uneducated and credulous persons. There is no training of the human mind more ennobling than that which comes by a close observance of. and inquiry into the mys teries of Nature. If you are able to in struct your child in these mysteries to teach him the exquisite and harmonious relations of things to explore Avith him the intricate but delightful paths of science, and to make of him a chemist, botanist, geologist, or naturalist, or to explore with him the great and wonderful truths of as tronomy, you give him one of the most surest means of happiness as well as of usefulness ; and you make of him the no blest of whatever he is capable of being. Admitting that you are not able to go far with him in these pursuits ; only then go as far as you can. and give him a taste for the stud- or studies. This course, too, "will develop not only his highest morality, but will show to you and to him the peculiar bent of his mind, for he will be sure to have a preference for some one thing over another, and thereby you can decide upon his future profession. Supposing that he does not find his pecul iar talent in the natural sciences, the ac quisition of this knowledge is a help to him in the attainment of any other kind of knowledge. Try him then on mathematics and mechanics, or on logic. During all this exploring, you will be deeply delight ed, and your child led insensibly to an un derstanding of and confidence in his own powers in some particular sphere of ac tion. In doing this for him or her, you renew your own youth and experience over again it) the enthusiasm of school-days ad student-life. After thus becoming acquainted with the capacities of your children, by joining in their studies, and having perfected their knowledge by furnishing them the best books on their favorite subject, decide for them, or with them, upon a profession. Every child, male or female, should have a profession, trade, or handicraft of some sort The origin of loaferism is the want of this, in nine cases out of ten. The want of this among women re sults still more deplorably. How, let me ask any kind father and tender mother, can you reconcile yourself to the righteous ness of bringing children into the world to turn them off, as soon as they arrive at the estate of men and women, to depend upon mere chance ? There is no doubt as to the tiukindness, not to say, wickedness of such a desertion of your duties. Hith erto your child has depended uroii von for every thing maintenance, instruction, sympathy and, all at once, either by be coming of a proper age, orbyr your death, he or she is cast upon his or her inexperi ence to contend not for bread only, but for position, consequence, character, every thing desirable, unarmed with a knowl edge of any occupation that could secure the one, ant"" too timid and desparing to know how to make sure of the other. For the sins, suffering, and shame which too frequently falls to the lot of these weaponless ones set in the front rank of the battle of life, not themselves, but their parents are too often responsible. Be cause, a son has come to maturity physi cally, is no reason he should be consider ed a man, unless you have so formed his mind that he is ready to take upon him self a man's duties. Through all kinds of errors will he struggle, and if he fall not, it will be by virtue of an inherent manli ness that may defy temptation and trial of any kind ; and even by his success you do not stand acquitted of neglec0 Your daughters you are training up for what ? To get married ? But they may be unfortunate in marriage, or death may deprive them of protection and support. What then ? They are ignorant, helpless, and despairing. To keep a cheap boarding-house, to wash gentlemen's shirts, to sew for a few cents a day, to drudge at the most menial and unprofitable employ ments, unable to educate or even comfort ably clothe their children this is the fate awaiting them in case of any accident to their prosperity. Let me consul and en treat you to do what you can to prevent it. Educate your daughters not only in books and every accomplishment you can afford, but also in some one particular branch of industry which would afford a mainte nance if necessary, and in that one branch see that they excel. It is true that men have hitherto jealously guarded the ave nues of trade from the encroachments of your sex ; but when you have become really fitted to compete with them in the knowledge of and capacity for any busi ness within your desires, it will be in vain for them to resist you. The time is corn ing when women may be truly independ ent, hi the way perfectly compatible with delicacy and feminine dignity. In these few hints which I have given concerning the treatment of children from infancy to maturity, I have arrived at con densing instruction into a small space, be lieving that if you value my suggestions the subject will continue in your minds, and you will elaborate it in your own thoughts. And let me here again remind you of the importance of physiological knowledge, as well for yourselves as your children. It is imperative upon you, that before you assume the responsibilities of motherhood you should know witl what a terrible and wonderful, as well as beau tiful, being you are gifting your offspring. Gather about you the best authors on Physiology and Medicine, and by an un derstanding of the first, endeavor to avoid the necessity of the latter. And now go over these imperfect suggestions from first to last, and begin to think upon the sub ject. Follow7 up thinking with reading, and reading again with thinking ; and as fast as your daughters are old enough, teach them what you have learned, and council them to continue the study. Neither excuse your sons ; but bo especi ally faithful with your daughters, for with them rests the welfare of future genera tions. Sardines. The fishes biled in fey lovers of the "little should know that the fish which furnishes them with such a deli cious repast belongs to the herring family. The popular name Avas given to it by Cuv ier, who was the first to assign it to a dis tinct place in the finny tribe. He called it Sardinia, from which it is known as the sardine. Sardines are caught principally along the coasts of Brittany and, to a less extent, in Portugal. The fisheries employ a large number of men and women. The fishing vessels of eight cr ten tuns each, and carrying a crew of from six to ten go out two or three leagues from the land, and watch for shoals offish. When they see them, they spread, their gill-nets for them, and scatter on the water the bait that has been prepared, and which consists of the eggs and flesh offish; especially of cod and mackerel, and sometimes of salted fish. Large quantities of sardines arc taken in this way. Some are salted on board and others are carried on shore, and either gid fresh or prepared for shipment. For the latter purpose, they are salted and packed away in tin cans, vnth melted but ter and olive oil, which is poured upon; them in almost a boiling state. The cans are sealed up to prevent the air reaching the fish, and are then ready for shipment. A clergyman of a country village desir ed his clerk to give notice that there would be no service in the afternoon, as he wjis "going to officiate for another clergymen." The clerk, as soon as the sermon was ended, rose up, with all due solemnity and called out : " I am desired to give notice, that there will be no ser vice this afternoon, as Mr. L. is going a fishing with another clergyman." Mr. L., of course, corrected tho awkward, yet amusing blunder. Lord Buckingham was once at a dinner where a Mr. Grubb was requested to sing. He begged to be excused, urging that he knew not what to eing. " Sing I'd be a butterSy," " su-fge3ti the ncblemas. " Tlie Diligent "Voiaa&., She riseth in the morning betimes, and as the lark slngjeth to his mate, so sho ; maketh'a joyful noise in all her house. She shaketh up her bed, andbeateth the pillows thereof, and like as an eagle ; stirreth up her nest, so she stirreth up the feathers, and spreadeth out the sheets, and layeth the blankets apart. She layeth her hands to the wash-tnb, 1 and rubbeth upon the board, making clea the fine linen ; her hands take fast hold : of i the wringer, and by turning the crank the w.ater thereof is pressed out. She clothe th her family with pure gar- : ments, when she has made them smooth with a hot iron, and by reason thereof her husband is made comely when he sitteth among the chief men, or walketh in tho market places. ' She kneadeth up her dough, and baketli : a goodly jeake for her household, and to every one she giveth a piece of bread, and butter of kine. She provideth her dinner in due season, and supper faileth not. when the good man returneth at the end of the day, weary with his labors and the strife of men. She looketh well to the ways of her household, and scorneth the idle woman, with her delicate hands, who lieth in bed and calleth $ servant. She keepeth safely the heart of "her hus band, and suffereth not his feet to wander in forbidden paths, by reason of her di rection. Yea, he loveth her, and like coo ing doves they walk together the way of Liife. Like the busy bee, she continueth lili gent all the day long, and by reason of hard work her bones do ache, yet he com plaineth not. because she doth it willingly. She is modest in her apparel, and bring eth no shame to her husband by reason of unpaid bills for costly feathers, or mantau stuffing, or frizzly waterfalls of dog's hair. She obeyeth the voice of nature in the circumference of her waist, nd maketh but a moderate spread about her nether limbs. She is good mannered in the cars a rare accomplishment! She tucketh up her dress betimes, giving the street to men's feet, without molestation. She is a keeper at home, not gadding about, revealing the secrets she ought not, but ready always to labor ia kindness and charity and good works, 3 Many housewives have done nobly, but she excelletii, them all. Eozion Daily Ad vertiser. The following scene occurred at a " cul led" prayer meeting somewhere down in Massachusetts. A sable attendant wo 3 shocked at seeing one of the i fair sect" get up and deliver a discourse. His feel ings were still further wrought upon as one after another of the sisters affected by the contageous influence got up and freed dar minds."' At last he sprang to his feet, excitement and indignation al most mastering his power of utterance : " Feller sinners," said he, " ef I'd sposo dat de ladjes would be p'mitted to take part in dis yer discussion (sensation) ef I'd a none dat de ladies cud jine in dis yer debate (all eyes turned on the speaker) ef I'd bleebe for one moment, feller citi zens, dat de female sect woulda dare to raise dar voices in dis yer meetin,' I'd feller citizens' 4;Wot wot would you've a did, ef you'd a none it ?" shouted two or three of the sisters, as the whites of their eyes flashed on the speaker. " I (scratching his wool) I'd a brunj ray icife along told me!" Bitlxg Axgels. When Ettie, about five years old, was being put to beu during the hight of the mosquito time, her mother said to her : " Ettie, you must always be a good girl, and then at night, when you are asleep, the angels will coma and sing and wakdi around your bed." " Oh. yes, ma," sahL Ettie, I know that ; I heard them singing around my bed last night, and some ef them bit me, too." --e. Not to be Outdone. The widow of a celebrated musician had inscribed on his monument : " Ho has gone where his mu sic can only be excelled." The widow of a pyrotechnist saw this, and had inscribed upon her husband's tomb ; " He has gone where his fire-works can only be excelled." Theodore Hook: was walking, in the days of Warren's blacking, where one of the emissaries of that shining character had written on the wall " Try Warren's B but he had been frightened from his work and fled. The rest is 'lacking," said the wit. A young lady having promised her grandma that she would never marry a -......wr, V.lTir- i' ,-1 fnr.n -f .UN ..U there now V repaired witii him, after the . old. larty s aeatn, to tne Mammoth Cave, m Kentucky, and was married underground. ' Arizona. Governor McCormick, of Arizona Territory, in his late message says, u there is aot a single stage coach , running in the territory, although it has been organized nearly three years. A man lately inquired for letters at a country post office, was told there wa3 none, upon which he asked if there was not another post office in the place. Where is paper money first mentioned in the Bible? When the dove brought th - green uacii. 10 Auau. Twig." This Erie flic cut tio co!-