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PROPOSALS OF MARRIAGE. GREAT SINGERS. A CAT'S STRATEGY. A BONANZA STATESMAN S NI ÏTSHIRT. rilE ( ZAR WIT AND HUMOR. BYou will find no end of curious “Whistlers are always good-na In a certain doctor's family there is A gentleman, who says he was a things written about the marriage The Enormous SaUries Demiaded by Fatti a cat thought to be the smartest of fellow-passenger of a newly dected He diverts Himself by Muscular Exercise, tured,” says a philosopher. Every proposals, says a writer in Demorest's body knows that. It’s the people who and Others. its kind. Like other cats, he is fond great man from the far West on his Chopping, Wrestling and Hunting. Monthly, if you search for that pur have to listen to the whistling that of petting: but, unlike them, he wants j latest eastern trip, has the fu.iowing pose For instance, that eccentric get ugly. to do it all himself. He will rub up I story to tell of the bonanza states flassical character who goes into the against you, purring loudly, seeming man: "Before it was fairly dark the A Chicago man has just received kitchen of a neighbor some morning, ly too happy to express himself. last day of our journey, the great one cent damages from a man who and. finding the object of his regard But put out a hand to stroke him, man ordered the porter to make up A correspondent of the ¿»tin sends ran away with his wife. He feels Mr. Ernest Gye, one of the man or, that delight of cats! to scratch his his section of the sleeper. That done, at the washtub, proposes bluntly then satisfied now that justice had been and there. Instead of emptying its agers of Her Majesty's Opera Com head, and an ugly slap with his paw he directed the sable man chamber from St Petersburg some strange done him. contents upon him, she as bluntly pany, was standing at the counter of exhibits his displeasure. Yet he him maid, to get out his nightclothes. A details of the Czar’s daily life, which, It may save country editors some accepts his proposal. There is the self keeps on pettiDg in his own way, gorgeous velvet cap, elaborately dec , „ them -__ from basl lful suppliant, who turns down the Southern Hotel, smoking his pipe, —jumping into your lap and stand orated, was first procured, carefully he says, wore furnished him by a trouble, besides keeping some leaf about a passage—usually a when a Post Dispatch reporter laid ing up to rub his head against your examined and hung on one of the person who sees the Czar every day. straining their scales, by announcing that 1,000,000 gold’ dollars weigh sacred one—which tells his story for hold of him. chin. hooks where everybody could see it. "I cannot,” adds the writer, "give 4479 pounds. 'A ’MI.IV' him. and the answer is returned in “Is there much money in the busi Cats have never been known to at- A magnificent ruffied nightshirt, half even the least hint as te his identity The Chicago critics who praised similar fashion. There is the pro i tend church services, as dogs some- smothered in costly point lace of the without bringing him into peril.” the astounding agility displayed by a posal ata ball or dinner by a slip of ness, really ?” Mr. Gye was asked. | times do, but this cat takes an active finest quality, was next brought forth The Emperor usually rises at seven ballet dancer didn't know that she “No, indeed, not so much. The paper sent across the room or table, I interest in family prayers. Having and hung on another peg, so as to fill and there is the one in which the salaries now are so terribly high that been well brought up, he never ex- the space between the looped up cur o'clock and dresses himself in haste, hail accidentally dressed a hornet reply is asked in the form of some a manager lias not very rich pickings. ! pects to be fed until breakfast is fin tains. Everything was in readiness, with the assistance of his favorite into her clothes. specified and understood signal. In The singers want entirely too much.” ' ished and prayers are over. If, how- but the great man, who evidently in valet, Ivan Saveliefl', who is more Mr. Beecher, in a late lecture said: some book that I have read, an Eng "The best lightning-rod for your own i ever, he thinks the family has sat tended retiring early to get a good his comrade than his servant, and is “Are salaries higher than usual ?” ' lish gentleman who had several long enough at table, he taps his night’s rest, changed his mind, and treated by the ministers as an equal, protection is your own spine.” If "Indeed they are, iiigher than ever eligible daughters ivondered, after Mr. Beecher thinks we are going to mistress on the arm and runs swiftly did not seek his couch until ten waiting some years for some such before. It will not be long before backwards upon his hind legs, and o’clock. The passengers had a chance if not a superior. set our spine on a chimney, he’s much After receiving the report of the event, why no one of them, not even Italian opera will cease to be given, sits up like a kangaroo, begging. If to inspect the superb garments at mistaken. the prettiest, got a proposal. When if some change does not occur, ppo he discovers that this has no effect, their leisure, and they availed them commandant of the guard, he takes The Chinese have no word to sig X he investigated the matter thoroughly he jumps up on the little stand where selves of the blessed privilege. The a long walk in the garden, and if he nify egotism. When a Chinaman re he found that the failure arose from pie will not stand higher prices, and, ! the Bibles are kept, and pushes them ladies feasted their eyes on the em is in good humor, he will throw ofl’ marks that he is greater than the sun his overcoat and begin to chop logs and ten times as large as the moon, an architectural blunder. The rooms indeed, do not patronize opera in a off one after another. broidered nightcap and on the splen ' h*8 h°uso were so connected to- very liberal fashion at the present | The attention of the family is did nightshirt, with its $250 worth of with a large, heavy axe Being a all any one says in reply is “Well, " singers do H , “j11 If the of great muscular power, he 111 of Wo» get I ler by a series of open doors and price of tickets. I" ° I i 1 am 1 , thereby dr< drawn, and he is punished, lace trimming, until their appetite man rejoices in this exercise as much as now, who’d a thought it?” prices, opera, , . his end .... , is gained. ■■•ill».* spacious mirrors that the question not reduce their prices, but For the Bibles for riches was satiated. The lucky j hen will the editor be in?” said airaid. will soon be as rare as angels’ Mr. Gladstone himself, and cuts , could not be put without expo-.i- are handed to the different members possessor of so much textile splendor I through thick logs of oak and pine the office boy at a Colorado news to nhnost as much specularity as it visits.” pretended to be oblivious of his sur with great skill. paper office. "Well, I don’t know. “Does Patti really get $4,400 a of the family, and prayers begin. i.«iaw would obtain on a public thorough- I'm sure; not till they kind of quiet from It i night? There is considerable incredu Then he jumps upon the stand, sits roundings, but it was noticed that he Unlike Mr. Gladstone, he little fare. upright with wide-open eyes, a sol witnessed the eager curiosity of his cares for anything but muscular exer down and quit watching to lynch him good ani: lity out here about the figures. ” It is quite common for very young Rigateti ili . ) “Indeed she does; $4,400 for every emn aspect, and utters not a sound fellow passengers, and listened to the cise, like chopping, wrestling, hunt for that editorial published yester ladies to say that their first serious during the reading and the prayer, whispered comments with a keen en night she sings.” recommaji riding. Whenever his brothers, day.” interest in any young gentleman is until the doctor says “Amen.” Be joyment he could scarcely conceal. ! ing, the cutis'j “How far is it to Clyde?” asked a "The figures are correct, then ? ’ ’ Vladimir and Alexis, come to see him, aroused by his previous interest in 1 RAVVI J “I wish they were not, but. as man fore the word is finished, an impera A small boy with a new pair of red I he has wrestling matches with them. weary-looking tramp on the towpath, rm of toi them confessing, in other words, Meow tells he well knows that tive topped boots, the only ones in the and pc ??-■ that they have no original feeling in ager. I know only too well that they Before he was Czar he could throw of an urchin, the other day. “Nine ; his turn has come at last. neighborhood, could not have been them and beat them in pulling; but miles yet,” replied the lad. "Are you .nnnattou? They would "not, prob are dead letter perfect It is big pay, < andther^ the matter. more intensely self complacent. If ■ - ---------- ably, like to say. „, what amounts to surely, more than Patti ever got be HOW THE MILLIONAIRE FLEECED THE he could only have found an excuse since the unhappy day that called sure?” “Well,” said the sympathetic jlyitf fore, and, I think, more than she will him to the throne he has lost both in youth, “seeing you are pretty’tired, I About, the same thing, th about that one gen POET. for putting his big diamonds oil ex i weight and in strength, and he often will call it seven,” cm, onde 'J tleman is as likable or as agreeable ever get again." hibition his happiness would have «s, llatulaj.-i y "If these figures are correct there I am tempted to give a little side finds himself underneath in a wrest Cri’inarily a man has no trouble in relieves J 3 to them as another, though they must been complete and overwhelming.” ling match. finding an excuse for staying away r. iim ^ constantly act as if it were so, until is not so much money in the business incident of my last interview with -------------- ■■«. ------------ after all." Sh-plei® Jay Gould and wrestle with Western “Oh, the Nihilists and the minis- from church. Fogg, however, says he some particular gentleman breaks of be« “No, not so much. In the Patti Union in Wall street. I had seen the QUEER STORY OF ANNA DICKINSON. I ters!” he will exclaim. “They have has kept away for the last six months the spell and gives them permission he. is al» ' quite spoiled my constitution.” just to see if he could find a reason all tinh-iyj’d to say otherwise. But, what if the house on Tuesday night, for instance, stock go down about 18 points and Anna Dickinson wishes ' withthtiVY. “Nonsense!” “Sasha” (Alexander), able excuse, but hasn't discovered one righteous one should never break the there was something over $6,000, and so bought 100. It fell 5 lower and I to Whenever express an opinion upon any sub when Patti got her check, you can see took 100 more. Five points lower. I his brother, will reply: “ nowadays yet. He proposes to stay away until spell, as often happens? Or what, if ,and is either privately or in public, she you don’t exercise as much as you he does find one, if it takes a lifetime. rial raset? neither the right nor the wrong one just how much we had left to cover took another, and so on till I was get ject, makes herself practically the master, Yet Patti sang to a $10,- ting alarmed. I thought Jay Gould used to." •red topdS.1 does, and no opportunity ever comes? everything. “l’a, what is a lay preacher?” in far as possible, of experiments i pound, «I Sometimes the ladies of the court, quired a South Chicago boy one quiet As the system is now arranged this 000 audience in New York, and of under some obligations to me, or at as imp for «¡j and experience, giving her nearly ab course, there is money in such a house including the Czar na, come in to see least a true friend, and so stepped is not at all a rare circumstance, nor Sunday afternoon. “A lay preacher! We are disappointed in St. across from my hotel to seo him. He solute knowledge of the matter. the imperial brothers wrestle, and Why, my son, a lay preacher is a—a compiM^| is the lady less worthy, necessarily, for us. Some years ago she was interested lOW. ’ll Louis so far. ” was kind, quiet, and purry as a kitten, they have the pleasure of beholding than her differently favored sisters. —a—; a lay preacher is a man who e writer "To whom is Patti’s money paid?” almost playful, and soon began to in the subject of intemperance. First, the Czar of all the Russia« and his lays around and takes the regular Con dipt \ She may even be more worthy, but she read up the subject thoroughly "Franchi, her agent, gets her check point on his maps the line of his new brother, the head of the Russian r. HerljIt— — „ have lived more quietly, x may or may preacher’s place and deals out a eondw*' be deficient simply in that peculiar early in the morning after every night Atlantic cable. He himself opened from a scientific, ethical and social navy, both with their coats off, strug strange, peculiar and conflicting standpoint. Then she secured male gling and rolling over and over on theology.” art of fascinating, which even silence on which she sings. He is after it the subject of telegraphs. The occa rcy whau cannot prevent from being powerful. very early, you can be sure, and he sion was opportune. I handed him a attire and passed days and nights, the thick carpet Next to the champion pedestrian, certificate of purchase of Western not only in the fashionable resorts of “Here are Jupiter and Neptune : E* ;One of the worst features of this wants it right away.” the champion wrestler is the greatest vice and intemperance, but in and “ The common talk is that Franchi Union and asked him what to do, as I wrestling, ” one of the ladies may unmitigated silence, which is imposed nuisance. Two of them generally upon one sex alone, is the insincerity gets ten per cent, of all Patti’s re was already on the edge of my mar about the lowest dens and dives of remark. walk together, traveling from town New York and Philadelphia. Not ceipts. ” £ gin. He looked at me with a sweet Nothing interests the Czar ’ s mind and hypocrisy which it not only “He does almost nil >at. You see. be and innocent surprise, as if saying: satisfied with seeing all that could except the daily and hourly reports to town and challenging each other. inculcates, but places a premium seen of drunkenness and its re that are brought to him concerning If they would only go out in an open tqioii. Nothing irritates a woman so makes all her engagements, looks to “ Only to think that any man would be lot and wrestle themselves to death much as to have any ground given what opera she sings, attends to her touch that worthless Western Union!” sults, she concluded to go to work the doings, real or imaginary, of the unnoticed, the public would be quite “ I’m so sorry you have bought this systematically and get drunk herself. Nihilists. The most trivial reports, as well satisfied. for a suggestion that she has gone a private business, is her secretary and At this time she was boarding at even of their songs and j ests, excite step out of her way to secure a gen indeed, manages all her affairs. He stuff My telegraph is the other line,” the Continental, in the latter city. him greatly, and a despotic monarch Yesterday a boy about sixteen tleman’s interest or attention. She was with her in the same capacity he sighed at length. “ Yes; I know. But I bought it She got one or two^onfidential friends is pretty sure to be regaled with an years old got a tumble on a coalhole would rather be won by a peasant when she was the wife of the Marquis than move the least bit aggressively de Caux. De Caux never did any because I thought it cheap, Mr. in her room, arranged to have a abundance of whatever news he and was evidently pretty badly hurt. physician within call, and then, or craves. On getting up ho swore fluently, and to win a prince. Her natural feelings thing but smoke his cigar and pose Gould.” dering liquors, set about getting “ Jt is cheaper now, Mr. Miller.” Not daring to go to the opera for a clergyman, passing, paused and are smothered and suppressed and as a fine gentleman, and Franchi “ \nd will it be cheaper, Mr. chock full in a most methodical fash fear of dynamite and electricity, lie asked him why he discoursed so ir she accepts the artifice which she managed all Mme. Patti’s affairs. Of ion. has had his country palace connected religiously, to which the lad replied must put on, as if it were both reason course, ten per cent, of her present Gould ?’’ First, she drank freely of the with the city, twenty eight miles that he was too big to cry, and, by receipts is a large sum, but I suppose “ Well, we ’’—looking at his son— able and natural. he hail his contract, and it could not “ have not a share of it. It ought to lighter wines. These had no effect distant, by a telephone. In the even hokey, he’d got to do something. upon her, when she resorted to strong ing the Czar and the Czarina put be broken. This was, as I said, an be a great deal cheaper.” Plain Woman How shall you be A CONGRESS OF FAT MEN. exceptional engagement at exception “ Then I shall sell twice the amount er liquors. She drank on until she their heads close together, and listen able to increase the attractiveness of ■ There are a number of very fat al salary, and Franchi profits by it I hold and hedge. Thank you, and had taken about everything from to the songs and the applause of the your face and person without the use claret to straight “old Crow,” and opera house. of cosmetics or other artificial means? ■ople at Bunnell's Museum, Broad He is as shrewd as it is possible for good night.” The correspondent mentions that Easy enough; get invited on to way and Ninth streets. They are one man to be in the making of busi And the next morning I did sell— enough altogether to have sent a dozen roystering Scotchmen under the S uh is one of the newspapers Washington, and appear at one of competing for prizes to be given to ness agreements. You know that I sell right and left—for the whole bot- Patti’s contract stipulated that $44, | tom seemed to be falling out of the the table. Still she was not drunk. taken in tlie palace. His Imperial the receptions there. The papers of ofF. the heaviest weight. It is in fact a 900 All of a sudden, however, Miss Anna should be deposited in New York f Western Union. It kept on tumbling, Majesty may therefore have an oppor the entire country will next day gloat congress of obesity. Among those i vy ovvuiv tuv ven l j '-/Illi Lilt? CULI* secure the carrying out UL of the con-1 and by noon I was even. By one jumped four feet in the air, clasped tunity of reading this account of his over your ravishing beauty. who have entered their avoirdupois to are Recinnie Porter, of Camden, Ind., tract before she came to America, and o’clock I was not only even, but al her head in her hands w’ildly, and doings. A keen student of human nature who makes the scales balance at 550 as a guarantee for her last ten nights’ most rich. I was a richer man than gave a very womanly sort of a shriek. must have written the following: The doctor was immediataly called, salai/ in the season in New York next I had ever been before. Typographical err are are horrid “\\ lieu you see a young man sailing pounds, fifteen of which are credited to his feet; Richard James, of Wayne spring. It is hard on the manage I remained a rich man about 25 and declared that one glass mor« of things, as a rule. They frequently down the street shortly after mid liquor would surely had a fatal effect. ment to have all that money locked minutes. The table began to act create a “comedy of errors.” Some night with his collar mashed down County. O., who refuses to tell how much he weighs, and who has conse up and useless to us, but it had to be against me. Western Union bounded She was promptly pumped out, and times they should be called “typo his neck, you can make up your mind the result was several weeks ’ serious ” * *** a rapidity I"* <7 v that * ** fairly made * graphical terrors.” The one we there’s a young girl ciawling up quently set visitors guessing; Francis done. The sum exceeds consider- up with Williams, also of Ohio, who appears ably the whole amount of the sub- i me dizzy, and by the time the ham- illness. But, mind you, she did not record cannot lie so called, however. stnirs, not far distant, with her shoes get drunk! An old fellow died recently, and the under her arm and an extinguished to be broader than he is long, and seriptions made in New York to the mer fell in the stock board I literally ! had not a fare left. paper said lie would “own many lamp in her hat.ds.” Samuel M. Bishop, of Petersburg, opera.” C ouldn ’ t T rust it a S econd T ime .— thousand dollars when his estate had “What is Mme. Albani’s salary ?” Having plenty of leisure after that Va.. who is only seventeen years of A supposed panther, which had "My wife gets $1.000 for every I wrote down the foregoing conversa He attended a meeting where an at been administered.” Here the error been age. but who looks as if he had been roaming over a good share of tempt was being made to lift the debt night she sings. Mme. Patti and her tion and copied it here exactly. I comes in and plays the deuce. The next Connecticut and Massachusetts for living on the fat of the land since of the church. After a great deal of day the sons of the old man were before the war. There are four fat self are the only persons in the troupe : have not seen Mr. Gould since. But months, was trapped the other I find that at the time he said he had earnest exhortation to give he began cultivated; the undertaker forced a three . Women also on exhibition. It was that are paid by the night” "And what is Scalclii paid?” not a share of Western Union he had to get mildly excited over the matter, handsome coffin; a half dozen minis night, and proved to be a dog without intimated by a man who won the "Mme. Scalchi's contract calls for about 200,000 shares, and was picking and when the minister declared that ters wanted to “remark” at his grave; grit enough to show his teeth at a prize at a recent hog guessing at man with a club. And the young *lt Bunnell’s, that the combined weight $2,500 per month, and she sings, on it up as fast as he could knock it every one who gave would find that the livery men sent a number of men who have been staying home the Lord would pay him back a an average, in three operas during a down. — [Joaquin Miller, carriages; lots of people attended j'Ji of the tons of humanity on exhibition hundredfold he concluded to close the funeral. All thought the old o'nights, remember now that the ani week. Scalclii was with me at Gov on a is 4876 pounds. As there are ten ent ■1 gentleman was arraigned before the bargain, and at once subscribed man had Ixien living miserly in order mal was generally seen by the fathers Garden several years, when she _ Oontestants the average for each one wr» a handsome sum. “And," said he to die and surprise the public some of daughters. was almost a little girl, in fact. Her an Arkansaw Justice on a charge of is fixed at about 487. Mr. George and The Colorado beetle commission some weeks afterward, “the Scripture day. Many remarked who would father was with her. ’ I believe that obtaining money under false pre left Starr, the manager of the Museum, on ■'? Was astonished when he received the she scrubbed floors during the day tenses. He had entered a store, pre promise is financially a good one, for have thought it. After several „„ days wants twenty five thousand dollars pac following dispatch from Eastou, l’a.: and sang in opera at night. When tending to be a customer, but proved since 1 gave that money to the church | ,,f guch business, the paper corrected more to complete its reports. As this AlK Prr<)ri by request It should have valuable and important commission H “Mr. Edward Rudd has left here young her form anil appearance was to be a thief. “Your name is Jim a man came into my office and paid a ■ that Lickmore, ” said the Justice. “ Yes, not good, but she always had a glori large debt which^I had long since | rea( ] «he would owe many thousands has already succeeded in perfecting for your Museum. We had to put on I a plan by which the Colorado beetle dollars,” Thus an "n” in .. lost. Yes, * the promiso is _ ; of ................. btl’h turn in a freight car. He weighs 552 ous voice and she rose rapidly. Col i sir.” “ And you are guilty of the given up as • of an “e” played havoc in lots can be exterminated at a cost of p muds. 6 ounces and 4 pennyweights. onel Mapleson never bad much opin crime?" “ I am.” “And you ask for a good one, but”—and here he hesi I ' place sta and H » did not have his winter clothes ion of her, but I told him she would no mercy?” “No/.ir.” “You have had tated for a few moments “but I tell of calculations, and insured one man three dollars and twenty five cents no Oi when this exact weight was taken. make a great success in America, and j a great deal of trouble within the last you what it is, I don’t think I dare a decent send off It wouldn’t be a per beetle, and is Confident that it two years?” “Yes. sir, I have.” trust it a second time.” bad idea if such errors would occur can, if it has time and means, reduce B ‘can eat a dozen quails a day for you see I was right” the cost to alsmt a dollar and a half, bC •ix months. If you cannot get him “What is the rule about salary in a “You have often wished that you frequently.—[Grip. we think they ought to have money. in through the front door, hoist him case like Mme. Scalchi's. where a sing were dead?” “ I have, please your R ecovery from I nsanity .—A sin Honor.” “ Yon wanted to steal gular case of recovery from insanity, Facts are facts, oven when pro ■p to the second floor the same as er is sick ?” W hy H e M arried .—In the forth “If a singer is sick a whole week money enough to take you away from through an injury, occurred recently comyig fascinating biography of the nounced by savage lips. It was a pe oil would a safe. Easton takes reat pride in its champion fat man. we deduct the salary, but if she is tin Arkansaw?” “ You are right. - Judge. . . ” in the New York Homeopathic State heroic Lord Lawrence there is among culiar notion of the Mohawks that [is feet are each eighteen inches in well for one night it usually makes I “If a man had steppedI up and shot Asylum for th« Insane. A male pa many anecdotes one eminently char some great misfortune would happen »ngth. Two of them make a yard, no difference. If Scalclii should b« you just as you entered the store, you ,jpnb twenty four years old, when in acteristic of the man, who was as if any one spoke while crossing Sara ■ • of • violent ■ • ■ irritation, sprang up strong in his affection as in his will. toga Lake. A white woman wno was 'oil hail better make a contract to unable to sing all week, of course, she would have said: “Thank you, sir! a state will get no pay. I think that the rea “Yes, sir, I would. But. Judge, how to the gas fixture, caught hold of a Ho was one evening sitting in his ferried over by an Indian, talked all ave him fed for a week.” son she does not appear to-night is did you find out so much alxiut, me?” slender tubing, and swung himself drawing room at Southgate with his the way, and on arriving safely on A Michigan man has just been re- that Colonel Mapleson is afraid she “Some time ago,” said the Judge,! with considerable force. The fixture sister and other members of the the further shore rallitxl her lioatman ■ased after serving twenty-nine year’s would not be able to appear twice and with a solemn air. “ I was divorced i gave way. and the patient fell, strik family; all were engaged in reading. on bis superstition. He simply grunt nprisonment for a murder which he he is saving her for ‘Don Giovanni’ from my wife. Shortly after you1 ing his head on the stone pavement. Looking up from his book in which «<1, "Th« Great Spirit is merciful and married her. The result is conclusive. Instantly he arose, walked out of the he had been engrossed, he discovered knows that the pale face cannot hold ever committed. As he has served on Saturday night.” Mme. Albani. Mr. Gye’s wife, is in I discharge you. Here, take this $50 wa*d, and gave a clear account of the that his wife had left the room. her tongue,” and then recrossed the le penalty for murder, it seems that enough." accident he had met with. He had, “Where’s mother?’’ said he to one of lake in silence. e has fairly earned the right to kill iierfect health, and will sing in "Lo bill. Yon have suffered ► ' - — Two gentlemen, one of them a leg jme one, and to us it would seem hengrin" at the Saturday matinee. I An indignant landlord writes de in fact, recovered his mind, though his daughters. “She’s up stairs." lat bis only hope of getting even Mme. Albani sang "Lohengrin" in manding the name of the party who he suffered greatly from the external replied the girl. He returned to his islator, strolled carelessly past a sa ests on his “ removing " either the German at the Royal Opera, in Ber first suggested putting coils of rope in injuries to his scalp. The care is not book, and looking up again a few loon. After they had passed twenty idge or the principal witness for the lin. last winter, having expressly sleeping rooms as a protection against alone of its kind. Some physicians minutes later, put the same question steps beyond the saloon the legislator studied for this occasion. She was have tried to raise the question of to his daughter and received the stopped and said: “Let ns go back rosecution. | S. F. Exchange. called into the royal box and much fire. He said he hail provided the application of sudden and violent same answer. Once more he returned and get a drink.” “I thought „ you every room in his house with a coil complimented by the Emperor and io* to toi drink ’tnnk while The value of the beiry crop of New i Empress. The Emperor named her of rope, and the first night three of shaking of the head to the treatment to his reading, and once more he promisisl your wife not ■ No, I didn't 1 ^Klersey probably exceeds $2,000.000 royal court singer on the spot, and his guests lowered their baggage of insanity: but, as the question of looked up with the same question on you were in Austin?" “ ' Nc; I promised when I iBB®iuiiiaIly. including the cranberry afterwards sent his photograph with from the sixth window and skipped, the dose is one of great difficulty, his lips. His sister broke in: "Why. promise that. this heroic method remains optional really, John, it would seem as if you came to a saloon I would go past it, no a n rule, 1 0 is IQ ♦ the IV £» most nincif op, w n'liizvVi ’hich. as autograph.—[ St Louis Post-Dis leaving a six days’ board bill unpaid. with the patients themselves. could not get on for five minutes anil I have kept it like a man. I have profitable of all the small fruits patch. He allows that being burned to death without your wife.’’ “That's why I passed the salixin; now let us go trown in that State. The black- is bad enough, but running a hotel back and get a drink as a reward for “Great man?” said the drummer of married her," he replied. ferry is also an important fruit there. The maddest man in America was for fun is a good deal worse. keeping my [romise. • ♦ his friend, ‘•why, he's a genius. He >f which, beside the large quantities a citizen of Arizona who was per » ♦ -- . No matter how ugly a nose mav be, tupped every summer to neighbor- mitted to sleep while a dog fight, a When a New Hampshireman wants lived in a house for two years and Lot lost his wife at a very season • tig cities, thousands of bushels are horse race an 1 a lynching took place to get a woodpile moved, be tells the contrived to stave off paying anv its imperfections are overlooked y able time. in town. 1 its owner. kried for winter consumption. boys that a rabbit has run under it • rant.” 2 n 3 u