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VOL. XXIX--NO. 9
JACKSONVILLE OREG(m MAKCH I. ISS4.
3 PEKYEAK
OREGON SENTINEL.
-Safe, jik
- - v - '
,
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
DR. A. MARKHAM,
SURGEON DENTIST,! Central Point.
All work in my line done in the best man
ner. Satisfaction guaranteed.
T. R. YOUNG, M. D.,
:Physican And Surgeon,
Central Poixt, Obegos.
'Calls promptly attqnded lo at all hours.
H. K. IIANJVA,
Jacksonville, Oon.
"Will practice in all the Courts of the
State. Office up stairs in Orth's brick.
P. P. PRIM,
ATTORNEY & COUNSELOR-AT-L.VW
Jacksonville, Ogn.,
"Will practice in all the Courts of the
--Stato. Offlce in Mrs. McOully's build
ins, corner of California and Fifth streets.
G- II. AIKEN", M.D., ,
DHYSICIAK AND SURGEON,
JACKSONVILLE, ORKOON.
a-OHee opponlte P.J. nyan". store.
J. W. ROBINSON, EI D-,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Jacksonville, Ogn.
OFFICE At Dr. Vrooraan's Dispensary.
Residence on Fourth St., Tosile M. h.
Church. I,,.
Calls pnnnptly attended . day and night.
.MARTIN" VRi.'MAN, M. D.
DHYSICIAN AND BURGEON,
JACKSONVILLE, OllKGOW.
iiffim nn-stalra in Ortli's brick. Resi-
dence on California street
B. F- DlTWKLL,
TTORNKY-AT-LAW,
Jaciwosvili.k, obeqos.
AUI.nilar. plscUnnilixn.litll ree-lrr prompt
attrition. -?pll attsirtlon glftm to elec
tion'. A. L. JOHNSON",
IVary Pubic, Eoa Estate Agent and
Collide v
a"n,o1t3on"n-illo, Ox.
I maki" c mveyancing and furnishing ab
stracts of land titles a special!'. Loans
negotiated and co'lections made. All
"business intrusted to my caro will receive
prompt and carclul attention.
WILL. JACKSON,
rjEN'TIST,
JACKSONVILLE, OREGON.
mr.STII EXRtCTED AT ALL
SA . hi-ur. Lnuslitnc K 'I-
tnImi'ttrcl.l:Jestre,trwiiicu sxtra
rhnrirH ill bo maJe.
Otflca and rsiUenca n eoruer f California anu
inb lrer-..
A. (I. OlBIM.
I.. D. STKARNf.
GIBBS & STEARNS,
A TT0RNEY3 AND COUNSELLORS.
Rooms 2 and 4 Strowbridge's Building,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
1TI11 practlcn inallf!nrtsof Record In the State ul
Oregon and Watuhloctmi Territory: and pay par
ticular attention to bnlnea In Federal Conrti.
C" B. ROSTEL,
Steam Bath
t
Practical Shaving, Haircutting
AND
ARTIFICIAL. HAIR WORKER.
FOR
ladies and Gentlemen.
BLEEDING.
Cupping, Leeching
IN
NEUBER'S BUILDING,
OPPOSITE
THE POST-OFFICE.
Jacksonville, Dec 11, 1877.
UOTICE.
This tfito give notice tba' I have given
mv son, Peter Chavncr, his time, and I
will not be responsible lor debts of his
contraction. THOS. CHAVNER.
Dardane'lce, Dec. 1, 18S3
G<JLtlOTCLZ
Remember that every real "Singer Sew
ing Machine has this Trade Mark cast in
to the iron stand and embedded in the
arm of Um machine.
s- qa'tr
Any macliinc now being offered for sale,
and represented to be Singer Machines,
but not having the Trade Hark above re
ferred to, arc not machines of our manu
facture, and vc hereby caution the public
against pui chasing, except from our only
authorized agent,
E. E. GORE,
as he is the only person who has the
GS1.TJINE SINGER MACHINES
for sale in Jackson bounty.
THE SINGER MFG. CO.,
W. B. Fry, 3lAnager, Portland.
WINTER OPENING.
AT
Mrs. P. P. Prim's
Mi linery Store.
T HAVE JUST RECEIVED A NEW
I and comp etc stork of Millinsry goods,
consisting of
HATS OF ALL STYLES,
RIBBONS.
FEATHERS,
FLOWERS,
COLLARS
AND CUFFS,
"VoiXixs-s,
ORNAMENTS, SILKS. LACES,
UenUtarns' and LadirV Handkerchiefs
Call and sec them ul the building f;nn
eily occupied by Dr. UoVms-m on (.'alitor
nUstKjU MIto. P.P. PillM.
EIGHTEENTH KAll-
CONDUCTED BY.
THE SISTERS lit1 THE U.ILY S13E.
THE SH0LAST1C YEAR OF THIS
school will commence about the end oi
August, and is divided in f.mr sessions,
of eleven weeks each.
Board and tuition, per term, $ 40.00
Music 13.00
Drawing and pointing ....-.. 8.00
Bod aud'Bedding 3.0C
SELECT DAY SCHOOL.
Pnmarv, per term $ 5.00
Junior, " 0.00
Proparatny " 8.00
Senior, " 10.00
Pupils received at jny time, and special
atlentioais paid to p-.ttieular studies in
behalf of children who have but limited
lime. For further particulars apply at
the Academy
- IN
HOTEL PBIGES
AT THE
SLOVER HOTEL
BOARD Ab: LODGING
Best house for the money this side of
Portland.
THE BEST ACCOMODATION
AT
The Centennial Bridge,
ON ROGUE RIVER,
Travellers crossing Rogue river should
bear in mind that the Centennial Bridge
is the best flopping place on the road.
Plenty hay and grain and stablo room can
be had at all times and good meals can be
had at Ash Heald's at tho Bridge. The
patronage of tho pub.ic is solicited and
satisfaction guaranteed.
THOS. CHAVNER.
UNION HOTEL,
Kerbyville Oreson,
M. Ryder, Propr.
First-class accommodation can always
be had at this house at the most reasona
ble rates.
E2F"An excellent stable connected with
the hotel.
Liquor House.
The undersigned offers "Whiskey for sale
in quantities to suit customers at $3 per
gallon or $1 ;per. quart, at the Eagle Brew
cry. Lager SJocr for sale and delivered at
the usual price.
Mns, J, Wettekei;.
vMAfsr
T.xSj'
GHEAT TUMBLE
IN PRICES
AT HEWHAN nSDEBS,
AND
SELLING.OUT FOR CASH.
Do not send your
money away but
buy at Lome.
THrcSlVtiASOMEr
I beg to notify the public that from this
time forward I intend to do theIargcst
cash business in the county, and in order
to command the trade, I shall sell out my
entire stock of merchandise, consisting of
Dry Goods, Roots and Shoes, Clothing etc
at such prices that good3 are bound to be
sold. Call and be convinced of honest
facts.
32F33CXIj ETOTIC33.
Those indebted to me by note or book
account are requested to come lorward and
settle at once. This is the last call before
placing in the Lawyer's hands as I must
have money. NEWMAN FIMHER.
Jacksonville, v"l 22, 1882.
EJB S. SALOON,
U. S. HOTEL BUILDING, JACKSONVILLE,
T. T. PMSNZIS. PH0P3,
HmNG ASSUMED-THE MAN-ageme-.t
ot ihis r-.sort, I propos
keeping it stocked with ihe finest irandb
or
WINE"?, LIQUORS AND CIGARS,
And will be pleased to receive a call from
all who wish ihe bt&t in my line. Sat
islaction nssur d. T. T. .mcKENZIE.
PILOT ROOK HOUSE,
SISKIYOU MOUNTAIN,
3. J. Curtis, Proprietor.
Ilavftig fitted up a comfortable and
.ouiinodfoiw house on the south Mile of
he Sikiyuu mountain, I am prepared to
Ainiish the btl accoininodutioiis for man
tud bcavt at re unliable rales. A good
road has been cut to tho propos-ed tunnel,
nlyubhott distance off. I mean to give
itibfuclicii and therefore invite every
body to nivc ino a call.
E. J. Cchtis.
Pilot Rock, July 7, 18S3.
3T. OHASLES HOTEL,
Corner 1'rniit ami Jlorrlson, fortlm-d.
(On the European Plan.)
THOS. GUINEAN, PROP.
(Late of the Arcade, Sacramento.)
O
This bote is thorough'- firc-nrool. Con
tains 120 cicgantiy furnished suits and
ing e rooms, hich have been refitted and
refurnished in modern tyo.
Free coach to and from all trains and
boats.
S, P. HANNA,
WAGON-MAKER,
Jacksonville, Oiegon,
.In ftonemiller's building is in receipt
of a full assortment of material and pre
pared to do all work in his line on short
notice and in a workmanlike manner.
Vehicles of every description made to
order.
Terms reasonable and satisfaction guar
anteed. S. P. QANN.V.
July 14, 1880.
MORAr & CHALKS
SALOON,
Jaclsonville Onnoox.
HAVING OPENED A SALOON ON
California street we ask for a share
of the public patronage and promise sood
treatment in every case. We keep none
oui me uest ot liqnors, wines anu cigars,
and satisfaction is guaranteed. Try us
and be convinced.
MORAT&CHALE.
Valuable Land Tor Salo.
. The undersigned offers 2,000 acres ol
valuable land for sale. Land situated on
Antelope creek, eighteen mdes from Jack
sonville Will be. sold in a body for 10
per acre or in 160 or 320 icre lots at from
$15 to $20 per acre. For particulars ad
dress or call on A. L. Johnson, Land
Agent, or 1VM, BYBEE,
Jacksonville.Oregon.
150 cords mixed dry pine and fir woo.
and several thousand bushels of graiD aro
wanted at the Rogue River Distillci v lor
which cash will be paid. Apply xo the
undersigned in Jacksonville
N. K. Iatle.
Augustl8, 1883.
THE STAFF If LIFE !
if
TnE ROGUERER
mm FLIBlifC MILLS
HAYING RECENTLY. BEEN RE
fltted with a'. modern improvements,
are now turning out a first-class article
of flour, which is put upl in one-fourth
bairel sacks, and every sack is warranted
to contain 40 pounds of flour If you don't
believe this, just compare-'!! sack of our
flour with any other brandjoffered for sale
in this market, and note the difference in
weight. . -
&
Constant'y on h'and "and exchanged for
wheat.
BARLEY HOLLERS.
Having added a set of Barley Rollers to
my mill, I have set apart every Saturday
to Roll Hurley for customers. The work
will be done on short notice, so that par-
tics Can return with their orisr. tlii nnw
day. I am prepared torollbarlev at all
times and in the best manner. This pro
cess is lar ahead of the crusher
G.KREVSKI.
Jacksonville, Sept. 22, 1883.
FRUIT TREES
By The Thousand.
The undersigned is now taking orders
through Jackson and Joaenhine eonntips
for
FitllT, omHEXTAL TREES,
And Shrubbery
of any kind raised in a first class nursery.
Those wanting tiecs the. coming fall wi'll
do well lo give me their orders as I will
guaranlee s-itiafaction. Trees are war
ranted if properly cared for. Terms of
paymen easy produce taken at market
prices. "Wanted 1,000 pounds of peach
seed. -A. S. JOHNSON
Jacksonville Oregon Aug. 1, 1883.
PORTLAND
--BUSINESS COLLEGE-
X. E. Cor. Second and Yamhill Sis.,
POETLAHD. - OnZGOS.
A. P. A:t vsT30NC,
J. A. Wl.o.
rrincinal.
lVnnm and Secretary
DjiI f:r Ca EisSSsSraaTacf Epta Seas.
r j-.
isss4sCt?Z2'
AJmlf.cJ on any v-ccU ilav of the tnr.
-r-iPEnfW0EK-
Of all klrut t:ucnt"-. tt orjtril reasonable rates.
S.i lib factum pit i-ntcud.
ThaCcIL"4'',-I," mntalninir infomMion
of I : cuur: ot" fcta-lv, rilciiof t.tili"n, time to
nt-r, etc., nntlcuUtii piaui and ornamental icn
i un hi'i. Inc.
Notice.
Land Oitice at RosHsnitn, On. )
January 28, 1884.
Notice 's hereby given that the follow-iiijC-nam
-d settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the Clerk of Josephine coun
ty, Orerron. at Kcibvvillp. on Saturday,
March 8. 1834, viz: E3L Gwin Preemp
tion I). S. No. 829 for the S V, of S E if.
S E M ofSWy s,.,.. 7 iln(, N E u of N
N E f Sec. 18 T 35, S R G AV. I le namts
the to lowing wilnevses to prov his oon
tiuumis residence upon, and cultivation of,
nid land, viz: Milton Biojkmm, H. M.
Chanin, Hiram Simpkens and Wm.Asher,
nil ot Jump-offJoc, Josephine county,
Oregon.
"Wir. F. Benjamin, Register.
The Buyers' Guide Is Is
sued March and Sept, each
year: 216 pages, 8rll
) inches, with ovr 3,300
illustrations r ,holo pic
ture callcrv. v.ves whole
sale prices direct to consume jn all goods
for personal or family u , Tells how
to order, and gives exaf xst of every
thing you use, eat, drir wear, or have
fun with. These inva jble books con
tain information gleaned from tho map
kcts of the world. Wo will mail a copy
Freo to any address upon receipt of tho
postage 7 cents. LeS-us hear from you.
Respectfully,
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
S3. Ji SS9 MTsbaaa Avenue Chios U.
DH. J. BROWiST,
DEUTSCHERARZT,
Jacksom Illr, Orrson,
Will practice in all Chronic Diseases, also
Typhoid Pneumonia, Lung Fever, Diph.
theria, Consumption, Catarrh, etc. Time
and doctor' ibills will be saved by coming
to me at once. Dr. Brown will guarantee
to forleit $500 for every case of Seminal
Weakness or private disease of any kind
or character which he undertakes and
fails to cure. His muliciue is purely veg
etable aud has all the power and elllcacy
of calomel or quinine, without any of the
injurious alter effects
F.RITSCHARD,
PRACTICAL
"Watchmaker a??., Jeweler,
California Sreet,
M
AKES a spccisdlyolf cleaning and re-
nnl.inir TVfllMlPS flnrl lft.l70 "M.
butugra aic iciBuii.!" . iuc uill
mI-hw n . i-in.nTlfltlla' fl3l.rn .n.. .. .nil
U? ft a week in yourown town. Terms
tOOUand $5 outfit free.- Addrcs. II.
UALLr-TT & Co., Portlitod Jfainc.
i
YOU CAiV FIKD TI1J5M
AT
E. C: BROOKS'
New Drug Store,
Jacksonville, Or.
Cloclrs.
A fine assortment of 8-day clocks, witli ana
without alarm.
Gents', ladies' and "boys'" gold a'riiK silve"i-hunting-case,
open-face and skylight
watches, from $5 lo $150.
Erncolots.
A fine lot of ladies' gold band and bangle
bracelets.
Diamond and ruby rings, cameo stone
cameos set with diamonds, cameos set
with pearls, garnet and pearls, turouoisv
and pearls,-and onyx rings with hidden
motiocs, solid gold band and bangle ringa,
plain and solid California r'ngs.
aToTjrolary.
Diamonds in every shape.
Ladies' sets of jewelry, from the 50-cent
black set to the $2u0btrd sets of diamonds.
Gents' and ladies' gold chains, lockets
and charms.
3riaa.si o.aa.cl X3i3.ttoii.3.
Gents' gold scarf-pins, scarf-slides, studs
and collar-buttons.
Sllvci- VTixxro.
Silver aud silver-plated knive?, forks,
spoons, napkin rings, silver sugar-spoons
and tongs in c.iscs-
jMisocllarLoous.
Gold and silver thimbles; gold, silver and
steel sprt.-.clcs; and a full slock of every
thing in the jewelry line
A full assortment of perfumery, toilet
soaps, etc.
A lot of steel engravings and pictures for
children.
In short, a complete and first-classlineol
HOLIDAY G00ES.
ll tobeso'd at the
LOWEST PRICE!
llso accordeon;. violins, banjos, and (he
best ino of violin, guitar and banjostrings.
The best sperm oil for sewing machines.
lull line of
Drugs and Medicines.
5&picscriptions irefnllr compounded
E. 0. BROOKS.
THE -ASHLAITD ' ' ":
Woolen S3iiuf.icti.ring Co,
I'nkc pleasure in announcing that they now
have on .hand, a full and select stock of
EKfl(f!!J AM HDSOEKYp
Made of the very best
NATIVE WOOL
And of which they will dispose at very
reasons me rates.
Orders Irom a distance will receive
liromnt attention. Send Ilium in :iml rivi
our goods a trial.
AsiiLAxn Woni.ny MVn Co.
gfEsnta;:
H v
TORPID BOWELS,
HSORDERED LIVE
DISORDERED LIVER,
and tflALARSA.
rrom theso fcourcea arise tnree-i"ourth3 of
tho diseases of tbe human race Tbcso
symptoms Indicate tholrexutence:Xo at
Appetite, Bonrcla coattvo, Slclc ITead
cciie, fullnois after eattne, evergion to
exertion of Iwdy or inliid, Eructation
of food, Irritability of temper, Xotv
lilrlt, A. feeling of havinf" ntf;lrctcil
omeduty, 3)!iilucS3,FIutterllnrxittho
Heart, Dota before the eycs.highly col
ored Urine, COXSTIPATIOM, and do
manil tho uso cf a rnmedy that acts directly
on tho Liver. AsaLlvermod'cincTDTT'S
S'lLLS have no ciuol. Ilieir action on ths
Kidneys and Skin la also prompt ; romovlns
all lmpurltl23 throngh thesothreo scav
engers of the syitem," prodecin? appc
tlto.sonnd dlsestlon, reBular stools, a clear
Etlnondavlgorousbodv. XCTT'S 1'MX.ta
ainto no nansca or gfripln? r.or luturfero
with dufly work and aro a perfect
AKTIBQTE TO MALARIA.
Bold et trywh"T.a.Tc. t)af.4UIurm)rSt.,N.Y.
J
Grat Ham on Wiiiskees changed In
stantly to n. Glosst Black bynslnglo ap.
rUeatlon of this DTE. 8old by Druggists,
oi sent by express on receipt of 91.
Offico, 443lnrrav Street, New York.
rJTT'S MANUAL OF USEFUL REPE1PTS FF.EE.
DR. S. SILSBEE'S EXTERSAL TILE KEMEDV
Gives Instant Relief, and is an Infallible
CURE FOR ALL KINDS OF PILES.
Sold by Dnurgists everywhere. Trice, 1.00
rer box, prepaid, by mail. Samples sent
free to Physicians prjd all sufferers, by
Xeustaedtei & Co., lox 301G. New York
Citv. Sole manufacturers of ANAKESIS
Oomo 2a.aa.cl Soo 3Y0Co.
All those indebted to mc in any man
ner are hereby notified that I intend re
tiring from business soon and therefore
request an immediate settlement. Those
interested will take notice that I mean
business. P.N. FICKE.
City Market, Jacksonville, Jan. 20,1883,
EFara
AAKESIS
Disasters front. Storms and
Floods, etc-
A fearful wind storm visited Ma
con, Augusta, Columrus, Atlanta,
Birmingham and other places in Go.,
on last Tuesday, doing immense dam
age. Several lives wpre lost.
A dispatch from TJniontown, Pa,
dated Feb. 20, says a little mining vil
lage, four miles north of here was tins
morning the scene of a most terrilh'c
explosion eve' known in this city.
Tbe Collinsville Coal and Iron Com
pany here gives employment to about
100men."Uoal is obtained by means
of a shaft, which reaches the mines at
a distance of 400 feet from the surface.
This morning the part of the force
who worked all night left the mines,
a little efter 3 o'clock, and seventy
others took their places, making the
usual morning shift. About half-past
6, while the men were digging, with
out warning, there occurred an ex
plosion that convulsed the mine iti
every apartment, nd threw tho men
into the utmost consternation. Tho
scene of the explosion is fully SCO feet
from the bottom of the shaft" and
1200 from the surface opsning. Yet
ill's report was heard on (he outiide
for a considerable distance, and caused
such a jar that the top of the derrick,
100 feet high, was knocked off. Two
mules were standing at the bottom of
the shaft, SOO feet from the explosion,
and the rush of air blew one of them
through a wooden cag, shattering it
to pieces.
A blizzard through Minnesota and
Iowa on last Tuesday, delayed trains
and it is feared caused the loss of sev
eral lives.!
A terrific galp at Louisvillp, Ky , on
the heights of the Ohio fluod, on last
Tuesday is thus defcrjbed in the dis
pStches: The worst galo ever known is sweep
ing this part of the Ohio valley from
end to end, carrying destruction nnd
death every blast. 'About six o'clock
a pouring rain changed in drifting
sleet, and it in now b'owing at a re
locity of forty miles per hour. Capt.
Divan, in charge of tho life saving
station, cays that the houses in the
submerged portion of Louuville known
as "The Point" are falling by th
Kcore. Tho uppor stories of many of
these houses arc occupied by at least
250 people.
It is impossible to reach any more
of these people with boats. We hare
already removed some, but can take
away no more. No boat can reach
them. No boat could live to reach
them. They are surely doomed. I
wouldn't venture ten cpnts on their es
cape. Every packet on the Ohio river
that cannot put into shore to night is
bound to dip. Below Evausvillo there
aro miles and miles of Hooded country
where no steamers couid possibly make
Kbore. The timber skirting tba banks
of the river is under water. To strike
upon it in a calm means death; but in
this stage of the writer there can be
but one fato for any vessel loose upon
tho wateis of the Ohio to-nigl t." A
fiat boat which ventured out to take
off some people on "Tho Point" was
overturned by the gale, and a part, if
not a'), of the occupants were drown
ed. It is impossible lo learn anything
deGuitt- of the condition of the peo
ple lo night. Houses in all xubmerged
places must be init:bly swept from
existence tonight. The loss of lifo
apprehended is positively incalculable.
A terridc cyclone passed near llock
ingham, N. C. on Tuesday, killing fif
teen or thirty people.
At Franklin, Ky., on Tuesday a tor
ouado devasting the town blowing
down the houses.
The C. &. O. It. It. track is con
structed 32 miles north of Itedding
nnd there is scarcely a quarter of a
mile of it that can be called straight.
Work is being energetically pushed
forward and it is thought by marry
that the road will be extended to Jit.
Shasta before tho summer is gone.
Trains run as far as the" first bridge on
the Sacramento, and timbers to com
plete the structure are being hauled
from Oakland where they are framed.
The company have at Oakland dupli
cate bridges framed, so if one should
be burned, they can replace it in short
order without delaying traffic oyr
two or three days.
To keep ice "from windows take a
sponge or ordinary paint brush, rub
over the glass once or twice with a
little cold alcohol.
Bold Bangs-
Bangs on a girl give her an unruly
look, like a cow with a board oier her '
fa'ie. You take tie gentlest cow in
the world and put a board over her
face and turn her out in the pasturn
and she gets the reputation of being
unruly, and you would swear aha
would jump fences and raiso the devil,
and you wouldn't give so much for her
by 510, only for feed. It is so with a ,
girl. If she wears her hair high on
her forehead, or brushed back, or even
has frizzes and has a good look, you
will go your bottom dollar on her and
feel that she is as good as gold, and
lhat when she tells her young man
that she loves him, there is no dis
count on it, and no gig;ling back.
Butjtake the same girl with her frout
hair banged, and when she looks at
you you feel just as though he wou!U
hook, .and you can't trust her. Sho
has a fence-jumping look that niakf s a
young man fetif as though he wouldn't
be safe unless she was tied hand and
foot so she couldn't get out of the pas
ture. A girl with bangs may try to be
good and true, but it's awful hard
work. When she looks at herself iu
the glass and sees tho quarter of an
inch of forehead, she says to herself,
"I am dangerousl They want to look
out for uiel" Sho thinks she is all right,
but she is constantly doing that which
a girl who wears her Inir brushed
back will not think of doing. The
bang girl may belong to a church, and
if ay tiy to put on a pious look while
the hymn is being read. But she will
lojk out from behind those bangs side
wise at somo meek and lowly brother
who is trying to get his mind on the
hymn, and ho will get his mind fixed
on her, and it will break him all up,
and he won't know whether he is sing
ing "A Charge o Keep I Have," or
"She's a Daisv." Tho bang girl mar
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place her bangs down on tho sack of
the pew ahead of her during tha
morning prayer, and try to bo good,
but hpr corset will be too tight, and as
she hitches around to escape the pain,
one eye will rise like the morning star
orpr the back of the pew, and that eye
will eatch the eye of a young man two
seats to tho right who is trying to cov
er up his face with one hand, while La
tries to keep the flics off tho pomade
on his hair with the other, and his
interest in the prayer is knocked into
a cocked hat.
A Story at Dolph's Ex
pense. A Washington dispatch of Feb. 17th,
tells the following story at the ex
pense of an Oregon Senator. No
doubt it is badly over-drawn, nnd is a
Senatorial joke imposed upon Mr.
Dolph by some ingenious reporter.
Hare it is:
Sen. Dolph, of Oregon, has very en
larged views concerning the importance
of his senatorial position. Last Tues
day night, at the President's recep
tion, there was such a long line of
carriages, and such bad management
of them, that some of the guests did
not reach "the White House until the
hour for the close of the reception.
Dolph got inside of the White House
grounds at 0:30 r. it. Here he found
his carriage blocked so long that ha
became desperate. Sticking hip head
out of tho window, he bawled to tbe
driver of tho carriage in front of him:
"Get out of the way, I am Senator
Dolph of Oregon l" Tho driver in
vitcd the Senator from Oregou to "go
to Halifax." The Senator at this
got out in the rain and walked up to
the occupants of the offending carriage,
and complained of the driver's impu
dence. The people po'itely told Dolph
to mind his own business. They be
longed to Senator Palmer's party.
They added in polite phraseology that
it was a good thing to know enough to
go in when 't rains. The Oregon Sen
ator thereupon promptly retired. Pal
mer, who was in the second carriage in
advance of Dolph, employed strategy
and finally broke the blockade of car
riages. He beckoned to a policeman,
and explained to him that the presi
dent was waiting for him. This faith
ful officer got Palmer's two carriages
up ahead of evey one else, while th
unfortunate Senator from Oregon
never reached the White House at all.
Tough meat may be made as tender '
as any by the addition of a little vin
egar to the water wjien it is put on to
boil.
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