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PROFESSIONAL OARDS.
P. P. PRIM,
ATTORNEY & COUNSELOR-AT-LAW
Jacksonville, Ogn.,
Will practice in nil the Courts of the
5State. Odlco in Mrs. McCully's build-
.Inz, corner of California and Fifth streets.
G. 11. AIKEN, M. D.,
pHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
rACKSONVlLI.K, OUnQOIT.
S-OUce oprot P- J- B .""fe atore. ' .
J. V-ROBINSON, H. D-,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Jacksonville, Ogn.
"OFFI0E Al Dr. Vrooman's Dispensary.
Residence on Fourth St., opposite M. E.
Church.
"Calls promptly attended to, day and night.
MARTIN VROOMAN, M. D.
DHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
JACKSONVILLE, OREGON.
OIHcc upstairs in Orth's brick. Resi
dence on California street.
B. F. IjOWELL.
ATTORN EY-AT-LAW,
Jackson villr, oukgon.
lAllliutlipin place In mv hand will receive prompt
attention, ej-ipaclal attention glieu to ci.llec-tl-iun.
WILL. JACKSON,
HEXTIST,
JACKSONVILLE, OREOO-V.
TEETH EXRACED AT A I.I.
hur. LnliRlilnf; km ail-
.minliwrr.ir.ifrea,ior wnicu era
clmri? uill bn inarle.
Ollce nl reilloc ou coruer of California and
YiMi itrt.
A R. l!lBi.
!.. n. STKARNf.
inns&srEA!tNS.
A TTURNEY i AUD COUNSELLORS.
, j--...-r-jF.. a-i."
R.om 2 mil 4 Slrobride'B BaiLlin,
PORTLAND, Or.KOON.
VIW pr'tlr In nil 1mrt f nfor.t In 11i ftatf ol
Orcjin nn't WAiililnit'iiTfrrU.iry; ml piy pr
tltuMr attend u to Utnin?. In Frlrral Conrti.
0" B. E0STEI,
Steam Bath
Prac'ical Shaving, Haircutting
AND
AIITIPICIA1.1IAIU WOUKKU.
rou
Iiadies and Gsntlemen.
BLEEDING.
Cupping, Leeching
IN
NEU3ER'3 BUILDING,
OPPOSITE
THB POST-OFFICE.
Jacksonville, Dec. 11. 1S77.
'Criterion Itilliard Saloon!
CALIFORNIA ST.,
CATON &. GARRETT,
' Proprietors. .
"TIMUS populni resort, under new man
I agement, is furnlslnng the best brands
ot liquors, wines and cigars- The reading
table is supplied with EiMem periodicals
nd leading papers of the Coast. Give me
a call.
ASK FOR
Union India Rubber
Co's
rurrrOnm
CRACK PROOF
RUBBER BOOTS.
J3EWARE OF IMITATIONS!
l! inrs tba Bonti are itamped CRACK TROOF
on tli brrti, and hare the PURU Otni SITilNOS
oa the ft-t and Initep, which pretf utt tlielr craeVltii;
r hreaklng. AVe are now malting them with HUB
11 KK AND ASBKSTOS Slei vlilch will make tlicm
last more than twice ai lon(, as anr Rubber Bovta
made.
FOR SALE nV ALL DEALERS.
ALL KtKOS ROBRER BELTISO, PCKIXO HOSE,
SPRtKaS.CLOTUlXO.B JOTS ANDMIOKS, Etc.
Goodyear Slubber Co.
. It. H. PEASE, Jr. JA
S.M. RUN YON. f Asen,s
San Francisco.
J. NUN A
California Street, Ailloinlii;;
HOLT'S NEW HOTEL,
Jacksonville, Oregon,
DEALER IN
CLOTHING
MEN'S, YOUTHS' AND BOYS' I
Latest Pattern and made from
OREGOrCiTr-ffiSiMERE
DUCK & Dl'MIN OVERALLS AND
JUMPERS.
SHOES, ETC.,
LADIES', MISSES', CHILDREN'S
KID & CALF SHOES,
MEN'S AND HOYS' BOOTS; ALEXIS
TIES AND I3R0UANS.
All California BZake.
A full Assortment of
. adics' Dress & Fancy Goods,
Also a large line of
Men's and Boys' Hats.
Gentlemen's Undcrware, Suspenders &c,
I also keep a full line ot
GROCERIES, ETC.,
Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Spices, Canned
goods of every description, a full assort
ment or
TOBACCO & CIGARS-
A large quantity of
Crockery and Glassware,
All of which I will sell
AT
extraordinary Low Prices.
Mv motto will be
QUI.CK SALES and SMALL PROFIT.'"
(unttyronvics-UiVvtn-insaiagefiirt-i
piods.
I am also aqr-nt for the following Stan
dard Insuiaace Companies:
Foreign Imperial, Loudon, Northcn and
Queen.
Fotxign London and Lancashire.
Honv-'Firoru in's Fund.
Dome Slate In-.ttsnent Ins. Co.
llome Comuiercial Ins. Co.
Home Western lus. Co.
Traveler's Life and Accident of Hartford
Conn.
RkkR taken at lower rates than any
Agent in Oregon, and will guarantee in
case of loss, prompt p.iymi-nl.
JERRY NUNAN.
ASHLAND
Livery, Sale & Feed Stable
Haiti Sr., Ashland.
THE UNDERSIGNtI) TAKES picas
JL urc in announcing that he has pur
chased these stables and will keep con
stanlly on hand the very best
SAOOLK IIH"C-. UUGGIC AND -CAKKI
.GICS,
And can furnish my customers with a tip
top turnout at any time.
iiii:::s !:iu:nj:n
On reasonable terms, and given the best
attention. Horses bought and sold and
satisfaction guaranteed in all my trans,
actions. HENRY NORTON.
THB ASHLAND
Woolen Manufacturing Co,
Take pleasure in announcing that they now
have on hand, a full amT select stock of
tULAKliSSIE'irp PiLAOTIiLgp
EK0!fa AM HD0E!SYy
Made of the very best
NATIVE WOOL
And of which they will dispose at very
reasonable rates.
Orders lrom a distance will receive
prompt attention. Send them in and give
our goods a trial.
Ashland Woolfn M'r'n.Orv,
F.EITS8HARD,
pract ical
"Watchmaker and Jeweler,
California Sreet,
MAKES a specially of cleaning and re
pairing watches and clocks. My
charges are reasonable. Give me a cnll.
(JiOTIaw
eek. 12 a day at home ease.
tjj) lymadc. Co.tly Outfit free. Ad-
dress Tjiue & Co., Augusta, Maine.
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J"'ci'i"27,i'Vi':iri'ir'
GOLD MEDAL
Awarded ia 1S77, at Philadelphia.
For Excellence, Parity
Eveness of Quality.
"WHISKY !
PDBE&OH.DBLTEB.TEDI
SUPERIOR TO ANY'
BRAND IMPORTED.
D ATE Jf PORT
WI-IISKY
IS UNRIVALLED!
This is a Whisky of Super
ior Quality as has never been
on the market in an V'Count.y.
This article SHuDLD not
be classed with the Fo-called
Compjiind of this Coast, but is
is of a rich, rare flavor and full
bodied, and NO KLENDLD or
COMPOUNDS can compare
wish it. !
iTisfflTaTioliPioand Wi
is excellent.
OULIZ & VON BiilEBX,
SOLE OWNERS
- DA YEN POUT.
For sale by Caton & Garrett
Jacksonville, and White Brod.s
Rock Point. Thos. Chavner, of
Roinie River and N. Cook of
Willow Springs, Jackson Co.,
Oregon.
JAGKSONVILE DISPENSARY
California Street,
Iii Hyan's Building.
HAYING fitted up this establishment
and supplied it with a full and fresh
assortment ot puns
Drugs, Chemicals, Etc.,
I am prepared to compound all prescrip
lions in a prompt and careful manner at
For C&lIol.
Those desiring my professional services
will find me ready to attend to all calls.
M. VBOOMAN.M.D. "
Jacksonville, July 9, 18&2
DAV'D L!HW,
AJ.TJ DEALER Ef
corrsrg sssasssHGS.
COFFINS FURNISHED ON THE
shortest notice and cheaper than at any
other establishment in Southern Oregon.
Furniture of all kinds kept on hand or
made to order.
Stock Farm for Sale.
The undersigned offers 400 acers of !ana
for sale. 150 acres are under fence, and a
good il 'el'ing and two barns wid be found
on the farm. The place is also well wood
ed and-supp'ied with plenty living water.
For particulars enquire at this office or at
Phoenix of P. W. Olwcll.
J. rALLAGIIAN.
Jacksonville Tunc 24th, 1882.
Hides, Skins And Furs.
"I will pay the highest cash price for
beef hides, deer skins and all kinds of furs.
Will pay 45 cents, cash, for cood deer
skins. Come and see me. J
1 Jacksonville, Nov. 10, 1881
K. Flt'KK.
?&
'-asS.-. 0JwiAS5ev'S!'- . Uw.VIM' ,, legislature and.ccnsressmonov. 7.. . cultural Societyhas issued an
rS?T
s
1
Remember tliat everynji
ing Machine has thi3 TraB,
to the iron stand and $
BJllJlltll CICW.
(Ci...n o-.
I Mark cast in-
bedded in the
arm oi me macump.
andrepresented to lie Singer VachinoJ?
butAot having the Trade Mark move rJ'
feied to, art not rmchine1- of oulmaau'
faciurc, and we liereby caujuon UieVkifblic
authorized agent,
E. E. GO?tE,
as he is the only person who ha3 the
G5NUIKE SINGER HACHUVtsX
for sale in Jackson County. I
THE SINGER MFGI C(
V. B. Fitv, .Manager, Porll
EIGHTEENTH YEAR.
S'S &GDk
ST.SSAS.'
TS
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i UiMJUUAJiliUi,ss
THE SISTERS OF THEtHOLV'XlHH.
rpiIB SHOLASTIC YEA'RS"- OF THIS
- school willcommenceabbutthcend ol
Aiiffiist, and is divided in four sessions,
oi eleven wceicseacli.
'
Hoard and tuition, pertmn,. ..".... .$40.00
Music
Drawing and inintin
. .ah...... 8.od
Bed and Bedding . . li .
. u.oo
5 5.00
SELECT DAY- SCHOOL.
Primary, per term,. :
.junior,
Prep.iratoy
Senior,
0.00
" ,..'' ...,(r.. .... 8.00
'.' -V--.... ;....-. 10.00
eived at auytiaiej'ajid special
laid to pt'iticuljirjf studied' in
Pupils rcce
attention is paid
behalf of children who hav but limited
time, lor iurther particulars apply a
i A iirnt' I -
p:irtC3rp:riMip;jC!!
.
h. 1J ti. llO J - JVO
A SURE CURElFOUND
AT LAH'ljl
M OAK KKKD SiU'PKIt!
A sure Cure for Blind, BkYldinjj, Itching
and Ulcerated Piles has l!C(:n discovered
by Dr. AVil inm, fan Indsan Utmedy,,
called Dr. AVilliam's Ir.diarifOimment. A
Mnle bo 1:h cured lliv ,!yor3t chronic
cases of 2") or 30 jearsstantjm'j. No one
need sulKr five minutes allrriappl ing this
wonderlul soothingmedieini. Lotions in
struments and electuaries Ho more harm
than good. William's Oililfnrnt nb-orls
the tumors, allays the intvne itching,
(p: rtieularly hi night after pelting wnriii
iu bed,) rets as a poultice 'gives instant
relief, and is prepared on'y fir Piles', ltch-in-jorthe
private parts, anM for nothing
else.
Read what the Hon J. ?I. ' vfJnberrj
of i levehuul iys about Di. IV. ilium's In.
dian Pile Ointment: I liavf l,!1"d scores
of Pile mes, and it alTmdmc pWsure
tosjiy .hat I h.-ue nwer fontl nything
which jravc such immediate and permtu
nent relief as Dr. William's. Indian Oint
ment, r
For sale bv all druggists or mailed on
receipt of price. $1.00.
HENRY & CO., Proprietors,
CMiyELAXD. O.
IIodoc, Davis & ."o., Who;esule Ageuts,
Port and, Oregon.
C. H. REED,
PRAOTICATj
House, Sign, Carriage -and Fancy
Painter,
'f
ALL KINDS of grainlnSilonc Satis.
. faction gunrantoJvCfijlEM-Ieft at
tho New State Saloon wiiliTeeeive prompt
attention. -;
Farm for Sale.
The undersigned hereby offers for sale
Iwo desirable farms situated at the Mead
ows, about 24 miles north of Jacksonville,
one containing U20 acres and the other
200. Both are well watered by springs
and also by Evans creek. Good residences,
barns and outhouses on each place, be
sides orchard etc. The land is j rich and
good for timothy or alfalfa. For further
particulars enquire of the undersigned at
the farm or at this office.
JOSEPH SATTEUFIELD.
EAGLE BREWERY.
JOSEPH WKTTEREU.
Proprietor .
Oregon St., Jacksonville.
The best of lager beer always kept on
hand and ready for sale by the keg or
glass. , V
Liquor House.
The undersigned offers "WliisKey for sale
in quantities to suit customers at"3 per
gallon or 1 per. quart, at the E-iele Brew
cry. Lager Seer for sale and delivered at
the usual price. a
Mrs. J. Wjttkrer-
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.n- m.nnitiAnitm IiainfrkuinnE tif at
THE MIXTIONS OFlSSi.
Alabama elected Democratic state
officers and legislature .Aug. 7; will
elect congressmen Nov. 7.
Arkansas elected Democratic state
officers and legislature Sept, 4; will
elect congressmen Nov. 7.
California will elect state officers,
legislature and congressmen Nov. 7.
Colorado will elect state officers, lez
islature and congressm? n Nov. 7.
Connecticut will elect btatp officers,
laturc and congressman Nov- 7
Florida will elect, legislature ond'bsdlj infested, and thev am rapidly '
congressmen Nov. 7.
Geoigiu wilt elect stgc officers a. ,i
legislature Oct. 4; congressmen Nov. 7.
Illinois will elect treasurer, superin
tendent of publioinstruction, legislature
and congressmen Nov. 7.
Indiana will elect minorstate officers,
supreme Judges, legislature and con
giessinen Nov. 7.
Iowa adopted a prohibitory amend
ment June 27; ill elect minor state
officers and congressmen Nov. 7.
Kansas w ill elect state officers, legis
lature and congressmen Nov 7.
Kentuckey elected Democratic clerk
of tho state court appeals Aug. 7; will
elect congressmen Nov. 7
Louisiana will elect congressmen
Nov. 7
I Maine elected Republican governor,
legislature and eonsre.ssnien Sept. 11.
Maryland w ill elect state Judges and
congressmen Nov. 7.
Michigan will elect stato officers,
legislature and congressmen Nov. 7.
Minnesota will elect legislature and
congressmen Nov. 7.
Mississippi will e'ect congressmen
Nov. 7.
Missouri will elect minor state ofii
cers, legislatme and congressmen, and
vote upon an amendment concerning
the state judiciary Nov. 7.
Nebraska will elfct stateoflicurs, leg
islature and crnj"res."nieii.jH(Lot ul)
Jt.-- -i-H. - - "''
'"ran a wonian s fcultraee amendment.
Nov. 7.
Nevada will elccl state officers, lejr
islature and congressmen Nov. 7.
New Ynik will elect gnernor, lieu
tenant gott-rnor, chief Judge of the
court ofnppral.-i, assembly and congress
uienanilvt teutioti amendments inakiii"
o
tne canals free, and providing for the
election of additional supreme justices
Nov. 7.
North Carolina will elect associate
judge of the state supreme court six
superior court judges, legislature and
congressmen Nov. 7.
Ohio will elect miner stato officers
and congiessman Oi:t. 10.
Oregon elected llepublican state
officers, legislature an"d congressmen
June 5.
Pennsylvania will select state offi
cers, legislature and congressmen Nov.
7.
Rhode Island electj-d Ut-publican
state officers anil legislature April 5;
will elee: congressmen Nov. 7.
South Caioliua will elect state ofli
cers, hgislature and congressmen Nov.
7.
Tennessee rejected a proposition to
hold a constitutional convention Aus.
, o
3; will elect governor, legislature and
congressman Nu. 7.
Texas will elect slate officerx, legis
lature and congressmen Nov. 7.
Vermont elected state oiiii.ei5, ltgis.
latuie and congressmen Sept. 5.
Virginia will elect congressmen Nov.
West Virginia elected Judge of
the supremb "court of appeals to fill a
vacancy, legislature and congressman
Oct. 10.
To Prevent the Skin' from Dis
colorin'o After a Rlow or Fall.
Take a little dry starch or arrowroot,
and merely moisten it with cold water,
and lay it on the injured part. This
must be done immediately, so as to
prevent the action of the air upon the
skin. However, it may be applied
some hours afterwards with effect. I
learned this when resident in France.
It may already be known here, but
have met with none among tuy own
acquaintances, who teem to have heard
of it. Raw meat is not always at hand
and some children have an insurmount
able repugnance to lot it be applied.
I always make use of the above when
my children meet with an accident,
and find that it keeps down swelling,
cleanses and facilitates the healing of
scratches, when they happen to fall on
the gravel in the garden.
Injurious Ii:scrl. In rrs.n.
Oregon fruit growers are waking up
to the -fact that injurious insects ate
rereading rapidly through their or
chards. Our Horticulture Officer, Mr.
Cooke, was applied to lately for all in
formation concerning the progress of
the insect war in California, and he
sent them full accounts of our anti-insect
laws, etc. They are preparing for
a vigorous campaign before the Oregon
Legislature. -The Oregon State Horti-
address
'Iceland
valuable parts of the Staff are already
spreading over more territory. Whence
cstue those insects? Most of them were
imported on trees, scoins, vine.", but a
largo proportion came from California,
hid in tho fruit crevices of boxes,
scattering over the land a something
as much to be dreaded in orchards as
the yellow fever or small pox would be
in your families and homes. The sys
tem of fruit growing, as practiced by a
large number of our orchardists, may
be termed the go as-you-pleaso order,
and has produced a chaos form which
order can only bo restored by the aid
of legislation, and such legislation can
be obtained, and the object of this
meeting is to construct a solid foun
dation upon which can bo organized a
united warfare for the extermination
of these evils which, negligence, have
been allowed to spread throughout the
orchard and fruit growing counties.
Let it be distinctly undeastood that no
Jonger will orchard property bo allowed
to be kept, is it were, for the express
purpose of propagating insect pests,
and to spread contagion in the neigh
borhood w'jerosuch property is located.
Such places should at once be declared
a public nuisance. Tho shipments of
fruits or oilier transportable material
infested by insect pests should no longer
be allowed without incurring tho pen
alties of the law."
IlieTMriJ lluv.
A latereportofthe proceedings ot the
"ibirdhouso" at Salem, published in the
Eat Portland "Vindicator"says the roll
was called and showed 229 members
piesent. Prayer was offered by our
saintly friend II. C. Owen. A bill
regulating drinks was passed over Gov.
Moody's veto. Thecomniitteeon brib
ery investigation reported that one
Rjb. Ford did inveigle one L. Resscr
and one llarvy Scott into agin mill to
influence their votes for Senator and
treated them to one drink each of
Salem "rot gut" at a cost of 40 cents.
The report of the committee is signed
by Joe Teal, Jim Turk and Eill Wat
kins. A committee thai had been ap
pointed at a previous meeting to ascer
tain the cause of the depression in the
senatorial market, that they had "in
terviewed the senatorial candidates
and ascertained that the 8,000 offered
by Ford to Nichols was a sham bid
and that -Ford had been put up to it
by opposition and influence publicsen
timeuts against Mitchell, and that the
following prices were the highest ob
tainable for vote;: Mitchell, Salem
postoflico or Washington Territory
marshahhip. Failing, S1.000 to Re
publicans and 2 50 to Democrats the
litter was pssed upon Multnomah
jrrices. paid in the June election. J.
N. Dolph, I,50CMo-LVuMn. -ml
CO 7S l. .- n..lrnl Pacific
X. n. c. i.-j ru ii.i to lmIf0reedsT;u.K jj
to oppose Mitchell 81,000 each, and
would pay 82,000 for Mitchell lie-
publi.'ans and 2.90 for Democrats."
The report was adopted. After the
introduction of a number of bills, some
of them with very queer titles, on
motion of Sam Clark the fhird house
adjourned for ono week.
-
Lucidityitself:"Vhat I wanttoknow
is who struck the first blowl" said an
Austin justice to Jim Webster, who
was the principal witness in an assault
and battery case. "Uncle Ike, dah,
he hit tie fust lick," replied Jim.
"Are you positive that Uncle Ike
struck the first blow?" "Ob course I
is. Didn't I see him reach out and
hit de fust lick, but how many licks he
hit befo' dat fust one, or how many
licks de udder niggah li.t him fust am
more dan I'so williu' to swar ter.
"Texas Siftiii2S."
Col. R. G. Ingorsoll has created a
sensation by the publication of several
affidavits by two members of the star
route jury, to the effect that they were
corruptly approached by empoyes of the
department of justice.
TCli: llt.VM.KS OFlCIIILDUr..V.
Yi ung people you have to wait till
older i eople have eaten all there is iu
the liou-( should not open the dining
room dooi during the.meal and ask tho
host if ho i going to eat all day. It
makes the company feel ill at ease, and
lays up wrath in your parent's heart.
Children should not appear dis
pleased uith tho regular courses at
dinner and then fill up on pie. Eat
tho les? expensive food first and then
organize a panic in the preserves after-
fsvarrl
Y)n p1?
ia last ot . your
soup by taki
io plate in your mouth
and pouring the liiuid down your
childish net k. ou might spill it on
your bosom, and it enlarges and dis
torts the mouth unnecessarily.
When asked what part of tho fowl
you prefer do not say you will take tho
part that goes over tho fence last
This remark is very humorous, but the
rising generation ought to originate
some new table jokes that will bo
worthy of the age in which wo livo.
Children should early learn th5 uso
of the fork and hov'v to handle it. This
knowledge can be acquired by allow
ing them to pry up the carpot tacks
with this instrument, and other little
exercises such as the parent mind may
suggest.
The child should be taught at once
not to wave his bread around over the
table whilo in conversation, or to fill
his mouth full of potatoes and then,
conyerso in a rich tone of voice with
some one out in the yard. Ho might
get his dinner down his trachea and
cause his parents great anxiety.
Toothpicks aro generallj the last
course, and children should not be per
mitted to pick their teeth and kick the
table through the other exercises.
Whilo grate is being said at table
children should know than it is a
. breach of breeding to smouge fruit cake
just because their parent's heads are
, bowed down and their attention for
flie moThentr turned "in, another direc
tion. l?o)8 should, before going to
the tablp, empty all the fiogs and
grasshoppers out of their pockets, or
those inspcts might crawl out during
the festivitities and jump into tho
gravy. .
If n lly wades into your jelly up to
his gambrels do not masli him with
your spoon before all the guests, as
death is at all times depressmg to
those who are at dinner, nnd retards
digestion. Take the fly out carefully
with what naturally adheres to his
person, and wipe him on tho tablecloth.
It will demonstrate your perfect com
mand of yourself and amuse the com
pany. Do not stand up in your chair
and try to spear a roll with your fork.
It is not good manners to do so, and
jou might slip and bust your crust by
so doing. Say "thank you" and "much
obliged" and "beg pat don" wherever
you can work in these remarks, as it
throws people off their guard and gives
you an opportunity to got iu your work
on the pastry and other brie a-brac
near you at the time. "Laramie
Cooraerany.
An Infernal Marhliir.
A rather sad affair took place on one
of our streets the other day. A young
lady with her arm full of bundles
emerged from a dry goods store, when
one of them fell to the sidewalk with
out her noticing it. Just behind her
was a young man, and a Belfast young
o is not polito in anything, an!
steiioeil forward and tiirketL
j p;t.ce 0f ,,a.,er with a dry1 goous ac
n. now a uuuuiu uujic ui
sow a bundio done
' tiseuient on it is apparently as harH
less as a mother's spanking, and there
it lay as guileless as an angle worm on
a sidewalk after a rain. Just as ho
stopped tj pick it up there was a rus
tling of the paper, tho twist began to
come out of the ends, and in another
instant a bright red thing, a cross be
tween a ballooa and a devil fish, flew
into the air before his eye.?, and a
number ten, 3G inch, double jointed,
duplex, elipt'c, steel-bowed, bustle at
tachment, dollar-and-a-half, red-headed
hoop skirt waltzed round, gyrated and
opened and shut and fell on the wall
as flat and thin as a resturant pie, and
tho young man straightened himself
up, looking as if he wished the tall
comet No. 2 would sweephim from this
fair land; and the young lady came
back with a face that resembled a sun
set on afifty-eent chromo; and she went
toward tho east and he went toward
the west, and the iun ducked his head
behind a cloud to hide a smile, and
three or four looked on, laid down an!
laughed, and doubled themselves up r
a mannerthat wouldhave made a me-.
of green- apples hang their head i .
shame.
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