Oregojnt 'Sentinel. Oregon Sentinel? 4B! PUBLIS.-&V SATURDAYS ADVERTISING RATES. 0 iqnait lOltnti or Wss first Iniertlon'.T S 1 JACKSONVILLE. JACKSOX COUJJTV OREGOX BT KRAUSE &. TURNER. sach subsequent Instrtlan. 100 " "3 month) ' "6 Out-fourth Column 3 mouths u 0 One-half " J ' """"! - 1 00 10W 111 soot 45 0 - eoo m o s t)ne Celnmn S months.., " " " ... TERMS: One copy, PerYttr, In advance 83 50 - A Dlaeount to Yearly Advertisers; 3e?JSTfV- VOL. XXVI--1VO. 29. JACKSONVILLE, OElpCW, JULY 23. ISSi $3 PER YEAR PROFESSIONAL CARDS. P. P. PRIM, ATTORNEY & COUNSELOR-AT-LAW Jacksonville, Ogn., "Will practice in all. the Courts of the State. Offlca in Mrs. McCully's build, fog, comer of California and Fifth streets. DR. GEO. KAHLER, P (HYSICIAN AND SURQEOH, IKSOKVILLE, OREGON. cltv Drue Store, residence in If the Court House. G. II. AIKEN, M. D., FHYSivIAN AND SURGEON, ACKSONVILIE, OREGON. ?-0ace opposite?. J. Ryan's store. MARTIN VRGOMAN, M. D. DHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, JACKSONVILLE, OREGON. Office upstairs in Orth's brick. Resi dtnoc on California street P. JACK, M. D., PHYSICIAN ANDSURGEON, (Formerly of Glasgow, Scotland.) APPLEGAT.E, OREGON. Office and Drug Store at the Drake farm onApplcgatc eight miles 'West of Jack sonville. Letters can bo addressed either to Jacksonville or Applegale. E. H. AUTENR1ETH, A TTORNEY-AT-LAW. JACKSONVILLE, OREGON. Will practice in nil the Conrti or tho State. Prompt attention Rlren to all business left In mj car JrOfficy InOrth'a brick building. S. F. DOWELL,' A TTORNEY-AT-LAW, Jacksonville, obeqon. AlUimlnens placed U mv hand? will receWo prompt attention. Jtrirspeclal attention glien to cullec tloas. WILL. JACKSON, rjENTIST, JACKSONVILLE, OREGON. TEF.TII EXn ACTED AT A IX hours. Laughing Ras ail lm!nl"tercl.lfdelrod.rur which extra 'eharca will be made. OIBca and resldeacs ou corner of California and Fifth itreeti. A. O. OIBBS. L. B. STKARNf, GIBBS & STEARNS, A TTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS, Roomi 2 and 4 Strowbridge's Buiiaing, PORTLAND, OREGON. Will practice In all Ccnrts af Record In the State of uracon ana nansningwn icrrnorj, nm w ? tlcular attention to business In Federal Courts. Mm. P. P. Prim. Silas Ella Prim Clearance Sale. AT PRIM'S MILLINERY STORE ! A large stock of Fall and "Winter goods it offered for sale at our store at cost. Give us a call before purchasing else where. United States Hotel Announcement. Madame nolt, proprietress of the U. S. Hotel, Jacksonville, respectfully invites public attention in general to the fact that she keeps a No. 1 house in every parlicu-lar-first-class tables and bed-rooms and all accommodations to make the hotel the most superior one in Sputhcrn Oregon. Madame Holt has adopted the lowest scale of prices, so as to enable her num erous friends on the Pacific Coast to share her comforts and pleasure. The following price-list has been adopt ed: Firstclass bed room, with firstrclass table (or single pcrsdn) $2 00 per day; Single bed room, w'.th excellent table, (for single person) $1 00 per day: one eood meal, superior to auy that can be had in town, 50c; finest lunch, at any time, (day or night) 25c; a cup of coffee, with ex. ccllcnt bread and butter, at any time, (day or night) 12"c MADAME UOLT. Jacksonville, May 14, 1881. SETTLE UP. All persons knowing themselves in tlebted to the undersigned in any manner ure hereby notified to call and settle at once This is positively the last call, for I mean business. An immediate Teponse will save costs. JOS. SOLOMON. Jacksonville, June 80, 1881. THE U. S. HOTEL, Cor. 3d and California Sts., Jacksonville - - Ogn, JANE HOLT, Proprietress. FIRT-CLASS AT ALL HOURS. ROOMS'TD'TJET BYTHErDAY, WEEK OR MONTH. Prices Very Moderate. OUR NEW HOTEL BUILDING BE ing completed lor occupancy, the un dersigned takes pleasure in announcing that we are prepared to entertain the trav cling public. No pains will be spared to provide for the comfort of our guests and to make them feel at home with us. The most modern improvements have been in troduced, and the accommodations of the United Stales will not lag behind the best appointed inland hotel on this coast. Our tables will aiw.iys be supplied with the best the market affords and served in the best style by a coips ot obliging waiters. The beds and bedding ivre all new and fitted up in the mot comfortable style, suited to the accommodation of single oc cupants or families. JANE HOLT. Jacksonville, March 5, 18S1. ASHLAND Livery, Sale & Feed Stable Main St., Ashland. PHE UNDERSIGNED TAKES pleas 1 ure in announcing that he has pur chased these stables and will keep con stantly on hand the very best SADDLK HOUSE. UUUGIE AND CARUI IG1CS, And can furnish my customers with a tip top turnout at any time. no its us ito4itD::r On reasonable terms, and given the best attention. Horses bought and sold and satisfaction guaranteed in all my trans actions. HENRY NORTON. THE ASHLAND Woolen Manufacturing Co, Take pie rp in announcing that t.,ey now have o aud, u full auil pelect stock of G3SK0K! ASS C3)gGlp Hade of the very best NATIVE WOOL And of which they will dispose at very rea sonable rates. Orders from a distance will receive prompt attention. Send tbem in aud give our goods a trial. Ashland Woolen M'f'o Co. LUMBER, LUMBER THOMAS' SAW MILL AT THE MEADOWS. TS NOW FULLY PREPARED TO FuR X nish the m.irkefwith every description ot lumber of a superior quality. This.mill is new throughout and lurnished with the latest and, most improved machinery, there by ensuring the speedy fulfillment of all orders at most reasonable prices. Bills sawed to order with dispatch. CsfGive me a trial and I will prove what I say, for satisfaction is guaranteed in every case. JESSE B. THOMAS. TablcRock, September 3d, 1879. ASHLAND AND LlfiPlLLE II. P. Phillips : : : : Proprietor. T AM NOW RUNNING A DAILY LINE L be'ween the above point. leaving Aebland with coach on Mondays, Weilnefdays and iridays. retaining next day On Tucfdaj, Thursday and Saturday of each week a buck board will etart from -dehlaud returalog on the following day. FARE, (each vrnj-). , .$8.00. Connection made at Linkville with hacks for Lakeview. Criterion Billiard Saloon! CALIFORNIA ST., Tames P. IVIcDaniel, Prop. PHIS popular resort, under new man- agement, is furnishing the best brands ot liquors, wines and cigars. The reading table is supplied with Eastern pciiodicals and leading papers of the Coast Give me a call. CITY BREWERY. VEIT SCHUTZ, - ProDrietor. T WOULD MOST RESPECTFULLY IN forra the citizens of Jacksonville and the warld at large, that they can find, at anv time, at mr Brewerv. the best lazer beer. In any quantity the pnrchaser may desire Jdy home is conTenlentlyeltoated and my rooms ara always In order, A visit will pleas. jn. T. O. REAMES E. B. REAMES. REAMESBROS., California st., Jacksonville, - - - Oregon, 4HEAD AS USUAIf ! ! i rw !& ,-i- "BYADOPTING' A CASH BASIS !! THE GREATEST REDUCTION IN PRICES -AND THE LARGEST STOCK -OF- GENERAL MERCHANDISE ! -TIIE GREATEST VARIETY TO SELECT rE0)lI IN Any On Store in Southern Oregon or Northern California. ALL FOR CASH!! ,. JOURtSTPCK CONSIST.S 0" FALL &WIH1ER DRY-GOODS, FANCY GOODS, LADIES' DHDS GOODS. CASHMERES, AND DIAGONVLS, SILKS, AND SATINS, BOOTS 4 &HOES, CLOTBING, ETC,, LADIES' CAL., HADE CLOAKS WE CALL THE ATTENTION OF THE ladies to the fact that we have now nn hand the Urgfet and best selected a.ort jnent f LADIES' DRK3S GOODS and FAN CY GOODS ol every rlefciiption in South ern Oregon, and we will henceforth make this line of goods onr .speciality and sell them at Cheaper than the Cheapest. To the Eentli'min we will my, if you want A No. 1 SOI T OF CLOTHES you muet go (o Rearaen Bro. to buy them as we claim lo have the best. bTOCK OF CLOTHING in Jnckeon county and will allow none to un dersell us. These goods were all purchaed by a mem ber of our firm from FIRST CLASS House "f Sau Franci'co and New York, and we will nairanl every article and sell tht-m as cheap for cecli ap aiy bouse la the county. We aleo keep on hand a lull stock of GROCERIES, Hardware, Cutlery, Glassware, CROCKERY, A FULL LINE OF ASHLAND GOODS FA MM AND FREIGHT "WAGONS Plows, Gang Plows & Sulky Plows- In fact everything from the finest needle to a threshing-machine. Give ns a call ond judge for yourselvei as to our capacity of furnishing goods as above. The way to make money, is to save it. To javeil buy cheap. To buy cheap pay CASH for yonr goods and boy of REAMES BTIOS. DAVID LINN, AXD DEALER IK COFFIN THHYIKimGS. COFFINS FURNISHED ON THE shortest notice and cheaper than at any other establishment in Southern Oregon. Furniture of all kinds kept on hand or made to order. Iffil AS H LAH D COLLEGE IMORMAI, SCHOOL. REV. L "L. UOGERS,"i. M., President, Professor of Ancientsand Modern, Lan- ir .-, i sate, i 'Di.ti-:, REVr-iaJiiirj myjAUiSm - jriT!e:?giP&s-ii srr m jraer juatnematics ana jm atiivi scienc MRS. ii A Rogers, Preoppresst Teacher of Elocution, Principf 1 of Preparatory Department - MISS A. WEBER Teacher of Instru mental Music. MI-S KTE THORNT0N,-Assista.5t Teacher. 333E3p oxrai p s . TUITION ?C a month, 15 a quarter $40 a year, One scholar three years, or three, in same family, one jear $100. In strumental music or voice culture, $5 a month. Vocal music in class, $3 a quar ter. Board, $3.50 a week. Rooms or cot tages for self-boarding, $2 tp $3 a month. Tuition in all cases payable, in advance in cash or acceptable notes. Coursoa ofatndy. Course in English Language and Litera ture. Reading, Elocution, English Gram mar, English Analysis and (Parsing, Eng lish Composition, English Literature, Rhetoric, Ancient History, Mediaeval His tory Modern History. Business College. -Arithmetic, Book keeping, Banking, Civil GoernmentjCom mercial Law, International jj iw, Political Economy, Algebra, Geometry, English Grammar and Rhetoric. ' Course of Latin. Latin Grammar, Latin Reading, ' nesar's Commentaries, Virgil, Cicero's Orations, Livy, Tachus, Oicero de Ofllciis. i Course in Greek. Greek Grammar, Greek Reader, Anabasis, Greik Testament, Memorabilia, Homer, lleroditus, Demos thenes' Orations. ourse in Mathematics. Arithmetic, Al gebra, Geometray, Trigononiitry, Survey ing, Mechanics, Acoustics and Uptics, as tronomy. Courbe in Modern Langnares. French Grammar, French Reader, (.'orrine, Ra cine, German Grammar, German Reader, Goethe, Schiller. Course in Natural Science. Geography, Physical Geography, Botanj, Zoology, Natural Philosophy, Astronomy, Chemis try, Mineroiogy, Geology. Course in Mental and Monti PhilosoDhv. Ethics, Psycholoeyv .Logic, .Esthetics, m oral niiiosopiiy, rneism, uui,er s Anal ogy hristian Evidejitw,(-JL- Normal -Course -Enjttti orarnrnar," Arithmetic, Geography, Physical Geogra phy, Physiology, Algebra, Zoology, Geom etry, Rhetoric, Natural Philosophy, Bot any, Ancient History, Modern History, Chemistry, Astronomy, Mental Philosophy, ivil Government, Book-keeping, English Literature, Evidences of Christianity, Ped agogics. Usual Colleoe Degrees Conferred. Collogo Calondar. The Fall Term begins Thursday, Sep tember 1, 1881. Winter Term commences Thursday, November 24, 1881. Spring-Term begins Thursday, March 2, 1882. READY FOR BUSINESS. THE JACKSONVILLE STEAM FLOURING'MILL Commenced Manufacturing the best of flour on MONDAY, SEPT. 20, I8S0. We are prepared to do all'kinds of Cus tom Uork, in the way of exchange of flour for wheat, chopping feed and grind iug corn. We have superior machinery for manufacturing flour and we feel safe in saying lliat we can do better work than any mill in Rogue River Valley. In exchange, we will give for good, clean wheat, 3(i lbs. of flour and 9 lbs. of mixed feed for each bushel. McKENZLE & FOUDRAY, Proprietors. HEW STATE HOTEL 32 JacksoxyillEjOb. , Mrs O. W. SsiyagefFrop. TTAVING re-opened this houseand se- XI cured more rooms, I am now better prepared than ever to offer to the public the best of accommodations. Good beds and well ventilated rooms, board most reasonable. The C. and O. S. Co.'s Stages leaves the house daily for Redding and Roseburg. i P. S. There is a first-class Bar and Billiard room in connection. 4with the house. The best cigars and liquors always on hand. t LI Mil ILL!! win:, LAKE COUNTY, OGN., W. C- Greenman, 'Proprietor. TnE undersigned takes pleasure in an nouncing that he has taken charge of this house and that the management will be first-class in every particular. The table will always be supplied with the bpst the market affords. Terms reasonable and satisfaction guar anteed. No pains spared to meet' the wants of the traveling public.- - W. C. GRERNMAN. Ten yards muslin for. $1.00 at-the j.iO" Auta wvvit1 PJ "VM"lr KfMA a) Ladies dress goods at tili New York Ck.n fn. 1 01 .to a VBr.l I uD .. -y v- - ,-.-. MAUUAUETS HO.NET. "She has got 5,000," said the old man "and she's a good girl. She'll be a catch for somebody." Then I thought he looked at me. "Why should he look at mef I thought "I'm not a husband worth angling for, as he knows very well, this man who pays me my small salary every.week with his own hands." iMlStillihe.did look at me, and I ans wered witnTaT'wordf or two; I forget what now. "Yes," hfl said, talking with a mean ing, too, looking at me evidently to see how I took the news; "yes and what do you suppose she does with it? Has it locked up in my fireproof safe in ray fireproof vault; doesn't use it in any way; doesn't get interest on it; locks it up as she does her rings and pins, and lets it lie never touchpd." "I wonder you don't give her better advice," I said. "Give a woman advice 1" he said. "Try it. However, I approve of this. Better keep her dowry locked up safe than risk and lose it. I'm her guardian. Her father and I had quarreled, you know. But when be died he left her and her money in my care. A nice thing for an old bachelor to have a young nice quartered on him for lifel I'll marry her off as soon as I can. I say, Fisher, come up and take tea with me to-night." He did mean it! He offered his niece ana io.uuu to me! ue uai never liked me either. "Shall I got" I asked myself. I was not a man to be bought by money, if she were a coarse and vulgar creature like her uncle; but otherwise why not neo what she was made of J At least it could do no harm to take tea with old Simon Giddings. I went home with him that evening. I noticed some lit tle changes in the parlor, asJ-jiough a ladv'a hand had bcn'husv there, an,! ,.. .,....i STf. TB..k.:nM;t.-ni.J -in c MJUlli. ll'i-tunic; JL'ltin-Blb.lMg iUtbUf shadow ot the curtains.a' girldressed! . . . - " i tai . in deep mourning. i "Margaret, Mr. Fisher; my- niece, Miss Giddings, Toin,"said the old man; and as I bowed I saw a little velvet headed crutch leaning against the girl's chair. She was lame then. Old Gid dings thought this an obstacle to her making a good match so lie offered her to Tom Fisher. "It won't do, old man," I thought. "I shouldn't mind a plain face, so much, dut a lame wife will never do for me. Then something whispered faintly in my ear: "5,0001" For the rest Miss Giddings was fair and pleasant in her manner. She was a lady, too, which seemed odd for old Simon's niece, for he was as vulgar as he was rich; and she sang to us after tea very sweetly. I liked a girl . with dash and color, and still her blue eyes and sweet smile haunted me a little after I went home. "She'll never quarrel with one," I thought; and a woman worth 5,000 vould be a catch certainly; but that crutch! I'll stay away from old Simon's house for the future." But he would not let me stay away; he kept on urging me to go home with him. There was a Marian Moore. Per haps she liked me a little I admired her intensely; but she had no money, and I should take her away from her snug home to some poor sort of place if I married her. I should find " it hard work to feed andLtcloihe Jier decently. This fair sweet Margaret was ricli, and as time passed on I began to see her liking for me. And I sat in the office one day, three months from J.he time of my first visit, wondering whether I could bo quite sure that I should be good enough to the 1'ttle thing I rapant to marry for her money, to keep her from knowing that there was no actual love for her in my heart. And as I pondered, the voice of old Simon reached my ears: "Tom Fisher, up in the moon again, eh? Well, well, when a fellow is in love we excuse lazi ness in him. There's my niece Marga ret pouring the tea in the slop basin and oversetting the milk at breakfast. 'Maggie,' says I, 'you're a-thinking of some one, an' ye.' She blushed to her ears. You've manaced to get into some good graces in that quarter,Tom." "Do you think so?" I said. "I know so," said the old man. "I ought not to say so, you know but I'm frank." I listened to him then, two voices whispering to me. "You don't love her," said one. 'You don't hate her," said the other. "You do want 5,000," said the other. It would mako a man of you. You" could go into business on your own ac count. You'd cease to be a slave in this dingy office." Five thousand pounds! said I to my self. Then I started to my feet. "Mr. Giddings," I said, "would you be willing to give your niece to me as my wife?" ''Tom Fisher, I'd giy her to any de cent young man. A girl bothers me; I'm tired of the charge. Every one doesn't want a lame wife. If yon like her, take her, and on your wedding day I'll hand the 5,000 to you and be rid of the charge." I turned faint and sat down to my desk; but went to old Simon's house that night and saw Margaret. She look ed as fair and happy as a child. I sat down by her and took her hand. "Are you going to say 'No,' Mag gie?" I said, and she lifted her innocent lips to mine and kissed me. "I'll be very, very good to you." But there was no lover's warmth in my heart; only a kind of gentle pity for the girl who was to bring me 5,000. We were engaged. Old Simon joked us coarsely, and seemed to exult over the affair. I might even have doubted the existence of the 5,000, but that Maggie told me of it herself. "Uncle was keeping it for me to live on when I was an old maid," she said; "but you shall do what you choose with the money when I belong to you. We'll buy a pretty house, shan't we, dear, first of all, and live there all our lives somewhere where we can have a garden?" So, after that, I never doubted, but clung to the idea as I could not if I had loved the girl. We were married in a fortnight. Uncle Simon and his old housekeeper alone were present. It had touched me a good deal when Mar garet had whispered that s'ne had rather JiayeJTweddmg party. J - fey "Fancy'tKe.'brideiinipW up'thVaisIe, upon -p. crutchLVahe said. i'Letjne. be married with none-to stare at me. Yom lore me, so I don't care about being lame any more, but I'd rather not be stared at." I took her in my arms and kissed her then. "I'll bo good to her," I said as the clergyman uttered his prayer "very, verj good;" and I was saying it again when I sat with my wife in old Simon's parlor, and he coming in, stood twink ling his eyes at us maliciously. "So it's over," he said, with his fiend ish chuckle. "She's yours; now for the 5,000. I'm going to hand it over to night. I shall sleep better." I blushed with shame. "Not yet," I said; don't talk of money yet." "No," said Simon. "But I will, though; I've got it here." And he un locked a sideboard which stood in the room and brought out a small roll done up oddly enough in brown paper. "There it is," said he, "there it is. Look at it; count it. Five thousand, plum. Count it!" "He fairly grinned as he spoke. She smiled. I saw something in hit laugh that made me shudder. Without a word more I walked to the table, open ed the parcel and spread out tha notes. There was 5,000 worth of them, read ing the value on their faces; but they were the notes of the Diddleton & Bil kem Bank, which had failed years ago! 1 had been deceived. The girl I had married was penniless! "Impaster!" I yelled. Old Simon yelled with a roar of laughter. "Good joke," he said. "I have done what I ha e promised. You've got the 5,000; I didn't tell you what it was in. Of course such money is of no use to you; but I can't help that. Ha, hal" I think I should have given him a blow, but just then I heard Margaret screaui. I looked at her. I saw, as I had known before, that she had no hand in the deception. I saw an avful look in her eye, a doubt of my love trembling on her lip. I saw her rise and falter on her poor feet and stretch her arms toward me. I heard her cry, "Thomas, 1 did not know!" and then oh, thank God for it! the love I had never felt before rushed into my heart a great allconquering love. I ran to her. I took her in my arms. I gave her the first kiss of passionate and new-born love, and I said: "Margaret, try and hear poverty with mo for I love you better than my soul." And all Margarets money the money that faded before me like fairy gold could never have given me half the joy that the wealth of love given to and received from her gave me upon our bridal day, gave me in all the first struggling years of wedded life, and will give me, God grant it, until the end. STCIUCOAT O.V KLAMATH LAKE. ThenewsteamerjustbuiltforThatcher Si Worden at Linkville, for navigating Klamath Lake, will be one of tho greatest benefits to the people of that section yet introduced. It will do all the business in the way of freight and passenger transportation from Linjc ville to Klamath Reservation and Ft. Klamath, as well as other points on the lake and small streams emptying into the lake. This lako is about "37 miles in length and 1C inileain width, and for steamer excursions is one bf the loveliest and most picturesque. The Klamath Indian Agency, where some eight or nine hundred Indians are quartered, is on Wood river, about 4 miles from (he lake, and 4 milet further up this stream is Fort Klamath. The steamer will endeavor to reach Fort Klamath, the only difficulty being the short turns in the stream, which can be cut away. If tho boat cannot reach the Fort, she can get within one mile of it, which will be a great ad vantage. The short turn a mile below the Fort could be cut away without any very great amount of work, the stream being plenty deep enough all the way up to and above the Fort, with room enough at the Fort for turning round to come back. It usually takes about 10 or 12 hours to make the trip by stage, owing to the round about way and bad condition of the wagon road, while the steamer can make it in less than four hours. It is the inten tion of tho owners of tho steamer co tow burges in hauling freight and a3 there is no current good time can be made, and communication afforded with all the islands, and with all the little streams emptying into the lake. In the course of time, an effort may be made to build a canal with locks at Link river, which joins Big Klam ath with Little Klamath Lake, tha lat- 'cduldrahwvcontinue downTtbe-,KIamalh-'c' rjvci itjmr uiiiciiia, iub runiuH ot Xink river would not permit steauieV navigation, unless locks could be put in it. By such an improvement a steamer could come down to Butte Creek Valley in this county, and thence to Whittle's ferry on the Klamath, in nddition to navigating all the water above Linkville. Linkville is said to be improving greatly, many buildings going up and the population rapidly increasing by newcomers. The daily mail for that country ought to connect with Yreka, as the principal bulk of the mail comes from the south, and goes to Ashland and thence to Link ville, double distance, except the first day of the week, when the two weekly mails leave Yreka, one via Butte creek and the other via Klamath river. A daily mail from Yreka to Linkville would save one half tho time required to send the Eastern and Southern mails via Ashland, as Linkville is the same distance from Ashland as from Yreka, and Yreka is over 45 miles south of Ashland with the high Siskiyou inter vening to make the distance equal to 60 on an ordinary level road. Yreka Journal. From E. H. Autenrieth, who arriv ed in town last Friday, we l-arn that the railroad surveyors from Oregon, are surveying to the Klamath river.be ing now on this side of Cole's. He thinks they will run a line to strike the Klamath, a short distance above Bell's ferry, which continued this side of the Klauiath, will undoubtedly strike the line surveyed by the C. P. R. R. Co., running about 6 "hiilcs east of Yreka, and across Oregon slough, known as the nood survey. Yreka Journal. They were returning from the moon light festival the other evening. She hung upon his arm so lovingly and beamed up in his face with all tho ra diance of those pale, blue eyes. Her heart would speak yet the tongue re fused its utterance. But lave and ad miration broke tho spell, and from the rapture of her soul sho breathed forth, "Your moustache is beginning to grow, Edward." The little ones will keep on saying things. Six-year-old Mabel is indus triously engaged in "cleaning out" a preserve jar which her mother had just emptied. Four-year-old-Bobby looks at her for a while, and then blurts out: "Say, sis, don't you wish you could turrvit i aside out so you could lick it?" Sr'"