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JACKSONVILLE. OREGOSEFEBRUAKY 5, ISS.
VOL. XXVK--XOc 5.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
P. P. PRIM,
attorney cUNselora.t-laW
Jacksonville, Og.,
TTni practice in all the Courts flf Uic
Stale. Offie in Mrs. Mc-Cully's bmld.
icg, corner of California and Fifth streets.
DR. GEO. KAHLER,
pSYSICIAX ASS SXGZB5
jeacrniS.j o.
DSce In dry Dreg Store, residence in
rear 01 uie uran uuuk.
G. H. AIKEN, M-D.,
tEYHCIAS AKD SURGE05,
JXCCSOXTIIXX, OKX00K.
ti-osn errant r. J. tej
MARTIN YEGOMAN, M. D.
pHYSICIAS AND SURGEON,
jiccwxmxi:, oexgox.
Office tip-stairs In Ortb's brick. Resi
Keaec aa California ktreel.
P.JACK.M-D,
pHTSICIAX AND SURGEON,
(ForsBcriy of Glasgow, Scotland)
API-LEGATE, OREGON.
OCc aad Drug Store at the Drake farm
n Applegate right miles West or Jack
snaville. Illers can be addressed cither
to Jacksonville or Applegate.
E. O. AUTENRIETH,
1 TT0RIEY-AT-LAW.
jACKfOirvnit, occcok.
TIM! !!. 1ILW v. .
attaTM ci" ail- Will my cm.
-n il. lM4t if th SltfA. TVomnt
MTvmn nunii Bntir-iniiiis.
-R.-- t-GWKLT
TT8XSET'AT-LiW,
JlCKSOXVIUX, OEEGOX.
AHVvnaMt jHelmnTliJfni rwet" rrnrpt
tttH. aS-Sp1'1 altMUWl J" tMt-
Will, jackson,
hEXTIST,
JACKfiOXVILLE, OKECOK.
TKETH IXIUCTED XT ALL
imiltrr4.irJirt,rorliich trm
Jtf itmti..
A. C. CTEBt. 1 . STKXWff.
GIBBS & STEARNS,
1 TT0EXEYS AXB C0TTNSELL0RS,
Booms 2 and A StrowbriageE Boiiaing,
TOCTt-kXI, OtCGOTU
VTOrrKtiw UUCtTirir 1Uirlotb StaJT
Orv VtLbhiiit(mTei l IUU5. aftlimypM-
.WALDO EXPRESS,
Lrsvri Jacksorvjlie Vnndavs and
nsTMUTK, lor aiao. lieares naiao
nrsdavs and Fridars.
FkstKbs seeoBwodatioM for paaaer-
Exfeeei haTaeat -6aT ttcsied to
bj K. M. UARKETT.
XB.P.P.W11.
KlmKllaPrlK
Clearance Sals.
AT
PRIM'S MILLINERY STORE !
A large ock nTFall and "Winter goods
1XX is
nfTiOTwl 1rsr vatf 91I nnr sinre al Ylt-
Give bs a call lieforc parchasiEg else
where. BIGBOTTESTEAMSAW MILL
7. P. r JlJULJL.
to BtlTTE, i 1 i 1 : OGN.
'.PS OONSTANTLT ON HAND
taoed and snnlaaed Ssrar pine lnm-
' the bert qwlit j.
;esg, moulding, rustic,
SIDING, FLOORING,
SHINGLES, Era
Lvaiber dreswd 10 order on bort notice
and m.twble terms for those cocveoient
.totbcXnL
S3oontj Orders an GrecaWcks tak-
1 at par.
METERS BMPORIIIM!
Jacksonville, Oregon.
J0IL MILLER, - Proprietor.
DEALER IX ALL KINDS Or AGRL
cultural implements, tools of all
kinds and a general assortment of shelf
hardware
He also keeps the largest stock of, and
all the latest improvements in
GUNS AND PISTOLS,
XXD X JXU. ASS0KTMEXT OF
Fishing Tackle,
powder, Shot, etc.
AXJO
LAMPS, CHANDELIERS,
AND ALL KINDS OF OIL,
Give him a call Mid examine llis stock
before making your purchases.
THE ASHLAND
Woolen Manufacturing Co.
Take pie t In announcing that tier now
have o and, a full and select ttbet of
"t j " i
3
NATIVE WOOL
And or which tbrv will dirfose at Terr rea
toaahle ratch
Ordprf from a diftanc will reocive prompt
attention. Send them in aud give our goods
atrial.
Aniuxn VToolfs M'r'o Co.
SARDINE NURSERY.
SITUATED ON
SARDINE CREEK
i miles Northeast of
HOCK POINT.
B. F MILLER, PROPRIETOR,
A general assortment of fruit trees kept
conttantlv on hund, cmsisting of Apple,
Pcachs,Ncctarines. Pears, Plums. Cllcning,
Prunes, Apricots, Quinces, etc ; also Ierri
of all Tarictics and shrnblKsy &c
EvervUiin:: sold at the most reasonable
prices and all the fruit is guaranteed to be
as represented.
LUMBER, LUMBER
THOMAS' SAW MILL
AT THE UEiDOWS-
PNOWFTLLTPREPARED TOFtJR
aish the market -with every description
ot lumber of a saapcriorvTOslitT- Thlsmfll
is ae-w throughout and furnished with the
latest and mod improved mac3iinerr,thcre
br iarrinir the siwcdv fnlfillment of31.
orders at most rcawiaable prices. Bills'
sawd to order with disratch. SJ J
SGire me a trial aad I rill -fwreH
what I say, for satisfaction is guaranteed
in every case. JEbbEii.TUU.VAS.
Tat! Rock, Scplcsnbcr 3d, 18T0.
ASHLAHD ASD UNKVILLE
. aErKrzarrcws.
H.P.PklUips : : : : Proprietor.
TAX KOTT RHKNiyG ADAILT LTKE
L between the above point, leaving Ashland
with coach on Mondavi. TTednetslays and
Fridays, returning next day. Oa Tuesday,
Thursday aad Saiarday of each week a back
board will start from Ashland retoraiog on
the following day.
FARE, (etli trf . . SS.OO.
Connection nude at Liskville with backs
for Iiteview.
CITY BREWERY
VETT SCHUTZ, - - Propritter.
Tttopu) MosTEEsrrxrfrt'LLT ik.
L.Tormtb ciurraiox -jAccpoirrnM and
tkrH Tft, that thrj at Cod,t
nTlini,atiirr Brmn, fkt hntlarn-
v, la may cunitj tb Tdr ity itb
Xj turf H mmimTttTimlet ni ay ron r
Sry ia mitt. A-vSdt wfllplMM jr.
Remember the New York Store
hen joa wisi t buy goods, bec&Hse
the best goods yoa can get for one half
their real value. j I
T. G. RULVES. .E. K. RKiMEfl,
REAMESBROS.,
GiLiroEKiA st.,
JacksoHVille, - - Oregoa,
AHEAD AS HSDAL 11
A CASH BASIS!!
THE GREATEST REDUCTION
IN PRICES
-AITD THE
LARGEST STOCK
GEXERAL MERCHANDISE !
tna
GREATEST VARIETY
TO SELECT FEOM IX
Any On Store in Southern
Oregon or orth rn
California.
ALL FOR CASH!!
. OUR STOCK CONSISTS OF
FALL &. WINTER DRY-GOODS,
FANCY GOODS,
LADIES' DEEPS GOOI 5. CASirVlERES,
AND DIG0NLS, SILKS, AND
SATINS, P.OOTS A bllOES,
CLOTHING, ETC,,
LADIES' CAL., MADE CLOAKS
W
E CALL TIIE ATTENTION OF TOK
ladies to the fact that we have now
on band the Urjftt and bent wtlected a?ort-
ment orLADIES' DRESS GOODS and FAN
CT GOODS ol every description in Sonth-
ern Oregon, and we will henceforth make
this line of goods onr rpeciality and sell
ihvtn at
Cheaper than the Cheapest.
To the crntltnni we will say, if you want
A No. I SUIT OF CLOTHES jou must go
to Keames Bros, to hay them as we claim to
have the bet STOCK OF CLOTniNG In
JackKon county and will allow none to un
dersell OS.
These goods were all pnrcbaed by a mem
ber of onr Brra from FIRST CLASS Honnes
ir San Francireo and New York, and we will
wairant every article and sell them as cheap
for cah as any soon in the county.
We also keep on hand a tall slock of
GROCERIES,
Haedttark, Cctlekt, Glassware,
CROCKERY.
AFOLLLINE OF ASHLAND GOODS
FAHKASB FRElSST-"R'ACOXJ
Tlom, Qslss PIotts i Sulky Plows-
In fact evcrjtliing from the Goesl needle
to a tnrcshiDg-machiDe. Give ns a call
and jodge for yonreelve as to our capacity
of famishing goods as above.
The way to make money is to save it.
To save it buy cheap. To boy cheap pay
CASH for yonr goods and bay of
RKAMBS RR0S.
DAVID LINN,
GENERAL UNDERTAKER.
AlTD DEALER IX
COPnif TREHMiriGS.
COFFINS FURNISHED ON THE
short tit notice and cheaper than at any
other establishment in Southern Oregon.
Furniture of all kinds kept on hand or
made to order.
ASS
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DONNOLMP'S
Yhst Pf DER!
H
20 YEARS BEFORE THfPEOPLE-
1
liLsJ
"vfe lhe BBilersiCTcd MervliMasd Job
befs, ha,-c Ixrticlil and nold
,i.i.nnvv.ir'a.p T HThKIa:
PKEJUbM. YliAl POWJjS for the
last tcaly years, and ran say witK truth
tltat no other Yeast Pdwder Ss given
more rencral satisfaction, both to the
Trade and Consuiners. 'Wc liavc ued
DONNOLLY'S YEAST POWDER in
our families, and can testily to its VThole
somenos and mcht.
Castle Bros.
Albert Man fc Co.
Tillman & BcntM,
Ronntrec & JlcOure,
t. Ehnuan & Co.
Haas Bros.
Tabcr, Harkcr Co.
Eggers&Co.
lilglcy Bros.
31. & C. .Mangels.
Jones & Co.
W.-V.Dodrc&Co.
Root & Sandenon,
Tliilulss Jennings,
Kruse e i.uier,
Wcllman,Poek4Cd.
SACRAJIENTO.
Adams JIcNeill & Co. Hall, Lnhrs & Co.
Mchius & Co. G. IV- Chcalcr,
P. II. Russell.
PORTLAND.
llcn & Lewi. Wadhams & Elltotl,
Corbitt & Maclcay.
StOCKTON.
R. 11. Parker & Co. P. JImto
WALLA WALLA AND SEATTLE.
Crawford & Harrington.
Sclmabacher ilro's.
Conehihcrs of Yeast Powder will please
notice the above indorsement of DON-
NOLLY'S YKAST POWDER, byncnilr
all the Merchants of the Pacific ConM.
The Enormous Sales of this Ponder in
San Francisco prore its intrinsic merit,
and llic reason is obvious Donnolly's
Yeast Powder has stood the test or 20
years. It never fails to make the mot
delicious, licht and sweet Ilread, Biscuit,
Cakes, Lorn Ureac, &C. Io liousckeejicr
who ever trietl this Pdwder will dowilli-
CutiL
Alwara ask fur Donnolly's tTcast Pow
der, it never fails to give satifaction'
oincjiy mre vream lanariiHu xjig.
Bi-Cabh. Soda always on haad at the
Lowest Market lriccs. " . .-
D. CALLAGIIAN& CO.
113 & 121 Front St, San Francisco.
reaBY for Business.
"-52-
THEMSONVILM'AM
FLOURING rVllLll
Commenced Manufacturing lhe best of
flour on
MOMni. m:pt. 30. ID0.
We are prepared totWatl kinds" of Cus
tom Work, in the way of exchange of flour
for wheat, chopping feed nnd grinding
corn. Wc have superior machinery lor
manufacturing flour and wc feel safe in
saying that we can d.i better work than
any mill in Rogue River Valley.
In exchange, we will give for good,
clean wheat, :5(5 lbs. of tlour and 0 lbs. of
mixed feed for ench Im-hel.
McKENZIE in FOUDRAY,
Proprietors.
SEW STATE HOTEL!
jACKSOXVILLti, Om
Mrs C.W, Savage, Prop.
HAYING reopened this hou.se, and se
cured more rooms. I am now better
prepared than ever lo offer to the public
the best of accommodations. Good beds
and well ventilated rooms. Board most
reasonable.
The C. and O. S. Co.'s Stazes leaves the
house daily for Redding andltoscburg.
" '
P. S. There is a first-class Bar And
Billiard room In connection with the
house. The best cigarsandliquorsalways
on hand.
.LiMl'HAE HOTEL?
.LAKE COUNTY, 0N?;?
W. C Gree&nsffit Prepriirer-
-tkt
r"PHE Undesigned takes pleasure in an
JL nouncing that he has taken charge
of this houc and that the management
will be first-class in every particular. The
table will always be supplied with the
Ix-st the market affords.
Terms reasonable and satisfaction guar
anteed. No pains spared td teet the
wants of the traveling public.
W. C. GREENMAX.
CITY BARBER SHOP
California St.,
Jacksonville,
Oregon
TnE UNDERSIGNED JS F.ULLY
prepared to do all work is hk Km in
the best manner and at reasonable priees.
george sennvc p.
Medical Notice.
HAVING SUSPENDED MY tQUN.
tain explorations, I offer my "pWes-
sional services to the people m j settee
county. James 31. liccK, X
Eagle Point, Sept. C, 1SS0.
VI tip trhitp. linpn nhirts nmtn
, ot front, for 1 50 at tho 2s"ew York
Store ,
Cl'U: Kills' IIRCAH.
In TThlfh Billy landcrkirit Interviews St.
rclrr.
A reXrtr of the New YorV World
asked on Saturday last from Uncle
Rufus Hatch his opinion on the situa
tion of the stock market, and was
promptly informed "Everything on
Wall street is at sixes and at sevens,
and wah&d bejtterbecarefnjshall
ea fie "atnhirtcchs and " aCeJaven&T5
However, I don't care to say anything
about the stock market, as I am bo
often misquoted."
"You Say that dreamily."
"That is because of my dream last
Sunday night on the cars when I was
returning from Vashington. And if
the world dares to print it on my au
thority, it shall have it. Don't you
forget, though, that my morning
dreams never go by contntrjes. I
dreamed that I was the sdn of tun old
commodorp who did not feed his flocks
on the Grampian hills of Staten Inland,
where for a long time I was a frugal
swain. I dreamed that my father hod
made millions of money by running
steamboats and ferry-boats in opKsi-
tion to other people, and that when he
was gathered to his forefathers, at the
ripe old age of 83, lie loft me about
5100,000,000, which in five years' tini
I had multiplied to about $300,000,-
000, after settling with my sisters,
aunts and cousins and brothers. I
dreamed that I was in thn habit of
yearly crossing the ocean-ferry, and
purchasing real pictures, not chromos
or lithographs of imaginary profits,
worth in a batch 500,000, 'as the
world wagR,' and that I bought horses
on my return that cost 10,000 each,
less or more, or 'L'Assomoir' or words
to that 'Efnch effect I ttlso dreamed
that I did not pay any faxes to speak
oL That I purchased 3100,000,000 of
jWTMwfent Bonds which were free
ffawita ration, and thereby"sTingHKr
the trouble of palaverins the "urban?
President Wheeler of the tax commis
sion. I dreamed that unheeded flew
my hours, so noisless falls the foot of
time that only treads on flower, or
runs oer steel rails which cover divi
dends at 3 per cnt with water under
every tie. I dreamed that I builded
magnificent hiahsions which Luculltts
might have envied on Fifth avenue for
myself and members of my family. I
dreamed that my wualth the though'
of which made the spirit of Cncsus un
easily fly like a bat by night over the
ruing of Persia and the swamp lots
about Babylon continued to accumu
late until the agglomerated weaUh of
the Hoihschi appeared as only a wid
ow's mite in comparison with my
wealth. As I dreamed and tfiis was,
mind, you, after a midnight sandwich
and glass of Apollinaris at the Phila
delphia depot I thought my life, as
son and successor of the good old com
modore, verged toward mortal climax
like a share of Now Jersey Southern.
I dreamed that at a ri5 old age 98
or thereabouts, and while preparing to
celebrate my centennial having passed
more than the allotted time of my race,
and with all tho wealth and splendor
that earth could give me, my transfer
books opened and my stock ledgprs
closed, and that I died. I dreamed
that I got. away as the commodore's
son and as owner of. tho houses that
Vander" built, with a dress suit an
ebony coffin with gold bar-handles pre
sented by Flood of San Francisco, and
surrounded with every funeral para
phernalia that one man can undertake
for another when that other is going
to realize on his one share of ceme
tery stock and is going long of all time
bargains. I dreamed that I found my
real estate when I was laid away the
smallest that I had ever posessod. I
dreamed that after some uncomfortable
moments I sped toward the celestial
regions with the sjieed of a 326 Patter
son engine. Soon I arrived at the
gt cf Paradise outside like Tom
Moore's Piri, disconsolate, with a con
funded echo saying as I spoke the line
late' late!' To me an usher comes.
I seem to have innumerable cards
about me shaped like a Y, and all cur
ioasly greenbacked The usher takes
a card and disappears on a vaporish
platform with a self acting gale. I
look around and see only a fog bank
without cushions, bat I sit down and
take stock of my situation. Presently
a celestial lackey posses and I ask
whether I can see St. Peter I almost
said St Paul and Milwaukee, but check
ed myself on a stop-order. After
some little disarrangement of my time
table and apparent switching of trains
on a cerulean railway, a little window
near me opened precisely like a ticket
window, and over" it the letters, N. Y.
C. & H. R. R. in effulgent light I
hail this as a good omen. Oat of the
window comes a benevolent head, the
like) of which by an old master I re
membered as in my picture gallery la
belled 'StPeler.' 'Are those lexers a
compliment or a guarantee?' I axked.
Those letters,' said tho saint in a per
suasive voice, mean "New Tear Ccles
tial and Heavenly Railroad," and don't
make a mistake, my sweet William, of
an earthly garden. But what do you
want!'
"I want to come in,' I respond,
'and to take a ticket with a return, if
that be allowable.'
"To which the saint responds: 'Who
enter here do net leave hopo behind,
provided they first give good refer
ence.' To this I reply that I refer to the
old commodore. Tell my father that
Billy is here.'
" The commodore is down stairs in
the vaults just new shoveling coal six
tee n hours per diem.' " 'What! You
don't put a great millionaire in purga
tory I'
" "We do not here call the vaults by
that title. We name them "Retribu
tion !"'
Then I refer to tho Astor of the
millionaire flowpr beds of earth.'
" The Astor is out collecting rents.
Us built houses for the rich and not
the poor. Ho leaves at seven every
morning and returns, at six in the even
ing.' '" Is A. T. Stewart present? '
" ' Yes, but ho is very busy keeping
a dry s;oods store around the cornor. '
"' Can I se Mr. Lincoln, our late
president, Mr. Sewanl, Mr. Greek or
MrOrtonl Art they herel
Why7Ti.crir!
on anfexprcss train, "Without stops, I
and they went right on to the best
station in Jupiter's planet. Please re
member that their li es were spent in
benefiting mankind. Wo knew all
about them before thny came. But
have you no other references?' asked
St. Peter.
" ' Is George Pcabody here?'
" ' Why of course he is here. He
divided his money before departing
the other life, and for the. benefit of
the laboring man. He built houses
for tho mechanics to liva in in London
and left the rents to accumulate for
their benefit. .He did all that ho
could for his fellow-men.'
" ' Whey,' I exclaimed in my dream,
'I spent 41,000,000 in 1880 and
1S81 to do that very iame thing, and
where he spent one million I have
spent twenty on the same lines of sur
vey. Before I came away it was ar
ranged that these rents should be very
moderate, hot exceeding three jer
cent on the investment, and this is to
go on and multiply for ages and nges,
to bo reinvested all for tho benefit of
the laboring man who did so much to
make my father and myself, as wealthy
as we Wert. If Mr. Peabody can
come in, I am certainly entitled to go
in and enjoy all the privileges that he
docs!
" Well, Sweet William, said St.
Peter, 'wo only had ono fault to find
with Mr. Peabody, and that was he
left America and went to England to
die that ho might havo a long funeral.
But my sweet William of the golden
parterres of earth, if what you have
just said is true I will seo that you
have overy facility to provo it. I
shall telephone down to New York
and see if there is any one upon whom
I can rely that will verify your state
ment In the meantime, you can go
out and look nt the pictures of the
subtcrenean world, and if you get
tired, as I know vou will, you can
visit the Stables and select the fast
horses and excreiso them, say, twelve
hours a day to commence with, and as
soon as I find your statement is correct
I will send for you to return to this
celestial ticket office. You know up
here we are old fogies; we never re
sign Or die, and we are very conserva
tive and analogous to what y.ou man
aged in affairs on earth; we constitute
a close corporation. Now, you must
excusO me I have no time to go into
an argument of how you managed yodr
interests upon Garth, but pleaso re
member that you will have a fair show.'
'What, am I to go to purgatory?'
" 'Please remember that I havo just
is
stated that we have no purgatory; it
is only retribution. Some people work
a hundred years, and somo a thousand
with additienal hours to what they
did on earth, to make up for the hard
ships which they gaVe to men who
amassed their fortunes for them."
"Just at this moment," contimeof
Uncle Uufus, "the conductor of tho'
Washington train came in ahd shouted
Ticknts!' which waked me up jUst Ve
fore we arrived at Elizabath" on our"
way to Jersey city."
"Will you please pardon me, Mr";
Hatch, If I express my mindl" said
the reporter.
"Oh, certainly, sir, take a cigafy !ef
it end in smoko "
"I don't believe a word- of this'
dream. You were wide awako at
home."
"Well, you may Ibinkn, but I can
prove to you that I was in Washing
ton Sunday. I can also prove that I
bought a ticket for Now York; that I
bought a sleeping berth in Pullman
Palace car No. 161 sleeping berth No.
10; that I paid a porter Un cents,
more or less, for polishing my shoes
and brushing me off when I arrived at
Jersey-city loiig befote chromo time
was struck in the board. There were
on board the train a lawyer and al
Washington lobbyist, by whom I can
provp; that we rodo up town' logdlhef'
on tho elevated railroad. 1 can provi'
that it was a very cold morning by
the World of that day. Now if you
want any further proof than this that
I was asleep when the conductor came'
in and called Tickets,' you will have
to ask some one'bosides myself d if
I was not tho son of the commodore'
while I was asleep, who was I?"
Capturing Turkoman TTcman.
The capture of the Turkoman women
is one of the great crimes of Persian,
ruTcTBByirstriet .East. of the Cn-inian3A
tn ciKet tojMMkOt theMT
nors to the effect that no ssents hatP
. J s -
been forwarded to tho sfc n of late, and
another governor may be found to re
place him. Tho distracted governor
who has already robbed, the jieople un
til they horn nothing left to take, turns
his eyes to the rich Turkomans, and
sends spies to ascertain wfiero are eh
camped tho greatest number of Turko
man women and horses, and the smal
lest number of tnBh. Then at tho dead
of night he swoops down Upon his vi
tims. Those Turkomans who are able'
to fight are ruthlessly murdered, and
the- old men, wives, daughters, and sis
ters are brought back into Persia. Then
commences a scone disgraceful alike td'
humanity and morality. The young;
and beautiful woman are sent off to the'
Shah and other great men at TeheranY
Those with tome defect Are kopt hj
the governoi1 and distributed among5
his favorites, high and Idw, and the
horses and other stoleh property are
likewise disposed cf. But what! be
comes of the old worrian and the little
ones? Theie are locked up until somo
Turkoman relation can buy their re
lease for $100 to 3125 each each, and
if this cannot Ixt done thny die of star
vation. There is a regular season for
these expeditions, commencing about
April.
To make the hair stay crimp take'
two cents worth of gnm-arabic and add
to it just enough boiling water to dis
flolrd it When dissolved add enough
alcohol to make it rather thin. Lef
this stand all night and lit Mi bottle to1
prevent the alcohol frohi evaporating'
This is perfectly harmless.
.
The anniversaries of weddings usual
ly celebrated are: First, iron; fifth',
wooden; tenth, tin; fifteenth, crystal;
twentieth, china; twetity-fifth, silver;
thirtieth, cottonj thirty-fifth, linen;' for
tietb, woolen; forty-fifth, silk;- fiftieth,
gold; seventy fifth, diamond.
A Northern paper praises the "In
dian Hair Restorer." He is a fraud.
No Indian was ever known to restore
any hair. He files it away an a cer
tificate on which to draw rations on
Uncle Sam.
"Eugenia, Eugenia, will you still in
sist on wearing tho hair of another
woman upon your head?" "Alphonse,
Alphonse, do you still insist upon
wearing the skin of another calf upon
your feet?"
A son of Erin being asked which
was the greatest debating club in Ire
land, replied, "The shillelhah. And
J it's alwsv foremost in the hottest con
I U-ts,