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JACKSONVILLE. OJKGON: MARCH 3. fsso.
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$3 PER YJKAK
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
J. W. ROBINSON, M. D.
pHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
JACKSONVILLE, OREGON.
tjfflee CHf.rnlmt oppo.lt. P. J.Bjan'a.
Kesldesc. t B. F. Dow.U'i.
Q. II.
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AIKEN, M. D.,
pHYSlCIANAND
SURGEON,
JACKSONVILLE, OEKOOH.
Hj-OlBe. opposite P. J. Ryan's
MARTIN' VROOMAN, M. D.
DHTSICIAN AND SORQEON,
JACKSONVILLE, OREGON.
Office up-stairs in Orfh's brick,
dince on California street.
Rcsi.
P.JACK,M.D.,
. . ..n iTTnrtnnv
"PHYSICIAN Afluounui"'".
(Formerly of Glasgow, Scotland.)
APPLEGATE, OREGON.
Office and Drug Store nt the Drake farm
on Applegate eight miles Vcst oT Jack
sonville. Letters can be addressed cither
to Jacksonville or Applegate.
GUI BARBER SHOP
AND
BATH HOOMS.
California St.,
m
Jacksonville, - - - OregoH
TT
E H. AUTENKIKTH.
ORNEY-ATL
nrmE UNDERSIGNED IS FULLY
PA.' prepared to do all work in bis line in
the best manner and at reasonable prices.
HOT OR COLD BATHS
Can be bad at this place at all hoars of the
7' GEORGE SOHUMPF.
T E ASHLAND
Wool Manufacturing Go,
Take pie re in announcing that tuey now
have u and, a full and select (took of
(SLUAGSKETOp R,AG9K)gl!,8p
Made of the very best
NATIVE WOOL
Aod of wblcb they will dispose at very rea
tooable rates.
Orders from a distance will receive prompt
attention, oeud tliem in aud give our goods
a trial.
Ashland Woolkn M'r'o Co.
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JACKSONVILLE, OBKUON.
trill -rutice in .11 the Cnnrte f the Plate. Prompt
STi. Wis i'nln ny """
49-OnUe In Orth'i brick building.
B. F IiOWKM,
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DR. J. M. TAYLUK,
ENT1S T,
ashLandj oreoon.
lU.lnr nermanentW l.oted at till" plfe ' m now
" rl B.BSSSI"i do 1 Mn.l. of dental work.
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lot elert palates, etc ." "
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WILL. JACKSON,
N T I S T.
JACKSONVILLE. iiRKOON.
NEW LIVERY STABLE
BACK OF COURT HOUSE.
MANNING AND V7EBB,
Proprietors.
HAVING IATCLY FITTED DP TIIK COM
modtoasbirn un the School lloase Flat and
In the rear of the Court House. W.are now folly
prepared to attend to allbniJness Inonrline with
promptness anddlspatch and at the m at reasonable
rates. "
WMA ST1 1J i -r
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The (table Is fnrn I'hed with the best animals and
nicnt nnbtantlal bugnie: also a first claahack and
nkddte horses.
Horses boarded, and the best care bestowed on
them.
Satisfaction Roaranleed In eTeri instance.
GIt. us acall and judge for yourselves.
J. W MANNING.
Jacksonrllle, April 10th, 18
JYE WRO UTETO THE SEA
BY WAY OF THE
ROSEBURG& COOS BAY STAGE LINE.
ri-tETlt F.XIUCTED
AT ALL
i..diri I.ktnrruine K "
inliimNLlMrtlrrd,for which xtrm
.o'd''of California and
O&lce and. residence od earner
tlflh streatl.
PHE UNDERSIGNED ARE NOW
L running a daily line of four-horse
stages between Roseburg and Coos City
making the through trip in twenty-four
hours. Stages leave Roseburg every
morninj. Sundays excepted, at 6 A. m., and
make close connection with San Francisco
steamer twice a week. The time from
Roseburg to San Francisco will be three
days and through fare has been fixed at
$1450. Fare from Rose mrg to Coos Bay
CLOUGH & CARLL.
BENNETTS GIFT SURPASSED.
London, Feb. 11. It'is reported in
the lobby of the House o Commons
that the Baroness Burdett-Coutts in
tends giving half a million pounds to
afford permanent relief for Ireland.
The laay who intends performing
this unsurpassed act of generosity has
already gained a world-wide reputation
for her muniflcient charities. The
Honorable Angelina Georgiana, Baro
ness BurdetfcCdutrSp is tnTTyoungesF
daughter of the late Sir Frederick Bur
dett, and granddaughter of Mr. Thom
as Coutts, the enormously wealthy
banker. In 1837, on the death of the
Duchess of St, Albans (originally Miss
Mellon, the actress, who, as Mr. Coutt's
widow, enjoyed a life interest in his
property), the whole of the vast for
tune left by the great banker came into
Miss Burdett's possession, on which oc
casion nhe added Coutts to her name.
The extensive power of benefitting her
fellow creatures thus conferred, Miss
Burdett-Coutts most wisely and liber
ally employed, until her philanthropical
projects have become famous. AJcon
sistently liberal member of the English
Church, her munificence to the estab
lisment in all parts of the world have
been the theme of admiration. The
handsome Church of St. Stephen,
Westminster, with parsonage and three
large schools was erected at her expense.
She has also built a church in Carlisle
and the Church of St. John at Lewis
ham. She has endowed the colonial
bishopries of Cape Town, South Africa;
Adelaide, South Australia; and British
Columbia, at an expense little short of
half a mil ion of dollars. She supplied
the funds for Sir Henry James's topo
graphical survey of Jerusalem, and of
fered to restore the ancient aqueducts
which supplied the holy city with water
a work, however, which the Govern-ffiefrc-pFOffiised
to (but did not) fulfill.
obtained from the East, at great
; cusm -.v"?-r -vrocj r !. a.
Scriptures, for the verinc?tirjn or trie
text. Her exertions in the cause of
education were most persistent and val
uable. Many of the most useful do
mestic arts have found a place in the
education afforded bv the national
schools; and the appointment of travel
ine inspectors of schools was made up
on tier recommendation, uoiumma
quare, consistint; of model lodging
houses at cheap rente, was built by her
as well as Columbia Market. To re-c-rd
all her private and public chari
ties would necessitate the writing of a
huge volume. Her purse opened wide
to relieve the sufferers of the Turkish
war, and the cry of distress has never
been unheeded by her.
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The followineiataeadments to the
Federal law injjetttion to obtaining
patents to ruinijigeound, and the time
for doing assessaeit -work, will be
found of interest tr. miae-owners and
prospectors. The RsW8dents recently
passed both fcgttoeftiM Csngie&s and
were sijmed hjftpe ifi;. .
Be it enaaSjfrK.' the Senate and
House jf Icrfetativfta eXthV "Uni
ted States of America in. Congress as
sembled, That Section, 2395 of the Re
vised Statutes of the United States be
amended by adding thereto the follow
ing words: "Provided, That where the
claimant for a patent is not a resident
of the land district wherein the vein,
lode, ledge or deposit sought to be pat
ented is located, the affidavits required
to be be made in this section by the
claimant for such patent may be made
by his, her or its authorized agent,
where said agent is conversant with the
facts sought to be established by said
affidavits; and provided, that this sec
tion shall apply to all applications
now pending for patents to mineral
lands."
Section 2. That Section 2324 of the
Revised Statutes of the United States
be amended by adding the following
words: "Provided, That the period
within which the work required to be
done annually on all unpatented min
eral claims shall commence on the first
day of January succeeding the date of
location of such claim, and this section
shall apply to such claims located since
the lOthday of Iay, A. D. 1872."
HIUH FBESHET8 PREDICTED.
KQTKAKINC BOOTS.
SERTHOLD ROSf U
Act: SURGEON til the German Army
AND
PROFESSIONAL HAIR-CUTTER,
IN ORTH'S BUILDING,
Jacksonville, 0regn-
e-The Trc&tmeut of Cbrrnic Caee Made
a Specialty.
L. B. 1-TKAttNf .
1 '
GIBBS & STEARNS,
A TTORKEYS AND COUNSELLORS.
Ruom2 and 4 Strowbridse'e BoiMin-,
PORTLAND, ORKQN.
srill-prartlee InallCtnrtsof Record In the State ef
Oreien ana wsaiomm nji 7T " . r
tlcular attention t. business In Federal Courts.
JACKSONVILLE HOTEL!
lUtely eeaple " Ha.kli Mr. Vlmla
JACKSONVILLE.
ASHLAND AND WILLS
H.F.Phillips : : : : Proprietor.
T AM NOW RUNNING A DAILY LINE
1 between tht above poiut-. leaving Ashland
with coach on Mondays, Wednesdays and
ridys returning next day On Tuecday.
Thursday and Saturday of each week a back
board will start Irom eblaud returning on
the follow itm day.
FARE,(nchwr) S.0.
Connt-cU.m mnd'e at Linkville with back
for Lakeview.
BLACKSHITHIM!
DAVE CRONEMLLER.
BmTTIIEOLDSmD.
T AM NOW PREPARED TO DO ALL
J. work in toy Vint cheaper than ever, and
in fact will do t cheaper than any other
"lorn in Sou.hern Oreeon.
Give me a call and I will convince you.
DAVID CRONEMILLEK.
PDONEGAN
GENERAL BLACKSMITHLNG
-AND-
HORSE SHOEING.
"ok., of Secosd akd California St.
The subscriber who has had large exper
ience in the hotel business in Canada is
now prepared to cater for the wants of the
general public in first class style. Board
and lodging by the day or week.
MEALS 25c EACH; OYSTERS IN
EVERY STYLE.
Geo. M. Cobcks.
LL KINDS OF MARKETABLE
i produce taken in exchange lor work.
P. DONEGAN.
Whenever a man draws a prize of a
squeaking pair of boots from a shoe
store, he always gets them Saturday
night, and by church time the next day
the squeak is fully developed. He ar
rives at church during the long prayer
and upon his entering, the usher gives
him an admonitory gesture of silence.
The first step inside of the sacred pre
cincts is followed by a sound like that
of ripping a clap board from the side
of a barn, while the ladies on the right
side of the aisle tip their top knots on
ohe side and squint from their left eyes
thosA on the other side reversing the
order. Balancing painfully and ner
vously on his corn, he makes a more
gradual effort and is rewarded by hear
ing the same harmonic reverberance,
like "linked sweetness long drawn out.'
Then he tries to navigate on the balls
of his feet and waddles along on his
heels. He clutches convulsively at the
side of the pews to lighten his weight;
knocks down an umbrella or two and
gets all of the deacons to raising their
bald heads, and the skin across their
foreheads, and scowling as they do the
rest of the week. So he determines to
mince matters no more and trots along
fast, ierkinc out spasmodic shrieks
with a regularity that is unattainable
in any other business and reaches his
pew with all his under garments turned
to porous plasters.
The great quantity of stow on the
mountains in this,. county, which the
cold weather has! formed into ice to
a great extent, together with an aver
age of about two pot of packed snow
along the foot hills, promises to make
b; reams boom during the warm spring
tjavs BniiroacjnjjBtisiJiciAi por
tion oi mfr -jpWftlwHr -
Trinity aud DelTorte o.untiesj and
Southern Oreconi will nour into the 1
Klamath, while the &outhern and east
ern sides of Mount Shasta, the eastern
side of the Trinity range, together
with all of Modoc county to Goose
Lake valley, in Oregon, willl pour in
to the Sacramento. As the Klamath
is a swift stream, running through
great canyons nearly all the way to
the coast, no unusual flooding of coun
try is expected, hut the Sacramento
will test the levees and flood the Sacra
mento valley to a large extent, to cause
great damage and loss. In our own
county Scott river is likely to cause
much loss to farmers in flooding their
lands on the island, until too late to
seed, especially since the stream has
been filled up with debris during late
years, which might be remedied a good
deal by pulling out the willows, which
catch the floating sand, and also im
pede the speedy flow of the water dur
ing freshets. Yreka "Journal."
ADDITIVXAL HOMESTEAD E.NTKIES,
Thefollowingcircular issued fromtho
general land office, under date of Sep
tember 20, 1879, and addressed to reg
isters and receivers of the local land
offices, is of importance to settlers
throughout the country:
"GENTLKMEyt In addition to in
structions heretofore given for carrying
into eneot ttfe aots of uongrSj of
March 3, 1879, having referrenco" to
cases of 'persons 'iho at the- dates-oi
the respective acts had taken home
steads within the limits of railroad or
military road land grants as indicated,
and been restricted by existing- laws to1
eighty acres, and providing that stfch
persons may make additional entries of
adjoining land, if any be subject to
entry, or relinquish their existing en
tries, as if the surrendered entries had
not been made, I have to direct that
you require parties applying for the
benefit of said acts, either by making
additional entries or by relinquishing
their old, for the purpose of making
new entries, to submit proof which
shall set forth the particulars of their
existing entries and of their compli
ance with the legal requirements re
garding the same, as prescribed in
homestead final proof, according to
forms No. 31 ond 32 in circular of
September. 1. 1879. This reqirement
is found necessary to ascertain the
status of the original entry at the date
of application for the benefit of said
acts, and also the credit for residence
and cultivation to which the party
who made the same may be entitled
according to their provisions, in per
fecting his title under the additional or
new entry to be allowed without wait
ing the arrival of the time when final
proof on the latter is to bo made a
time with respect to which the statu
tory provisions are more or less indefi
nite. "WitV referrence, however, to
cases in which final proof on the origin
al entries has teen made and the cer-
SIGACIOCS VOMES,
Whenever wolvetr associate together
for mischief there b a numerous train
of smaller ones to follow in their rear
and act as auxilaries in their work of
destruction. Two" large wolves are
sufficient to destroy the most powerful
horse, and seldom more than two ever
begin the assault, although there may
be a score in the gang. It is not less
BshefeflH!rrnVn
thc
proof
tod,!tnd4nJ'A,i
made in reporting
tificate issued, giving its number and
date so that it may be indentified on
the records of this office.
curvus-than amusing .to witness their
ingenious mode of attack, If there is I tffaA & C? at oncor -aei,
ptf snow,- or little on the grorfnd, two
wolves approach in the most .playful
and carressing manner, lying, rolling
and frisking about until the too credu
lous and unsuspecting victim is com
pletely put off his guard by curosity
and familiarity. During this time the
gang, squatting Are looking on at a
distance, After some time spent in
this way, the two assailants separate,
when one approaches the horses head,
the other his tail, with a shyness and
cunning peculiar to themselves. At
this stage of attack their frolicsome ap
proaches become very interesting; the
former' is & mere' decoy,- (lie latter is
the real assailant, and keeps his eyes
steadily fixed on the ham-strings or
flanks of the horse. The critical mo
ment is then watched, and the attack
is stimultaneous; both wolves spring at
their victim at the samft instant one
at the throat, the other to the flank
and if successful, which they generally
are the bind one never lets go his hold
till the horse is completely disabled.
Instead of springing forward or kick
ing to disingage himself, the horse
turns round and round, without at
tempting a defense. The wolf before
then springs behind to assist the other, "single
The sinews are then cut, and in half
the tirnn I have taken to describe it,
the horse is on his side; his struggles
are fruitless The victory is won. At
this signal the lookers-on close in a
gallop; but the small fry or followers
keep at a respectful distance, until
'tnofested.
Ari'LEGATi: COUUEsrOMfriM'K,
The following is for the considera
tion of our "regular" on Appplegate :
Ed, Sentinel: I know you have ?
great desire as a publisher of the news
thag anything appearing in your col
umns that mignt create wrorg impres
sions to always correct them if the op
portunity is afforded. You know (hat
one thing the ladi always fake prid
.., 'ituciuMftfttRigq any rejection
ic n at oncor aeis-.
unganant. xourapplegateMbHt
dent in your issue of Jan SlPtoofc
occasion in his items to administer to
his vanity and at the same timo reflect
on the ta.sfe of (he ladies, etc Thera
is. no doubt, we feel thankful, that we
poor weak mortals have one year in
four to make proposals, etc., and per
haps some of us feel able to support
one man and make the proposal to do
so; but in doing so we have some tasto
in regard to the man we propose to.
Now I inquired among my many lady
friends, and I have not found one,
among the number that has sent a
Leap Year proposal to your Applegate
correspondent, so I have concluded he.
is only tickling his sublime vanity with
the idea that he is a ladie's man. Those
not knowing him might think other
wise. And now would it not Mr. Edi
tor, be a severe reflection on the taste
of the ladies of Applegate for your
correspondent to insinuate the many
proposals of marriage he has on hand,
"nearly a quire of Leap Year applica
tions to choose a wife from!" Judg
ing the future by the past, will he pot
in 1890, when the census man asks,
single or married bo able to
ay
Etmcz.
iiBn
jr Bros fur palnU. oils and l.rushes,
Cotton batting, 27Jcts per pound, at
the New York store.
"fanrpreparl KAIlLUi BK08.
Three undershirts
Iw York store.
for $1, at
the
PEOEjYIX distillery
AND SALOON.
Phoenix, Oga.
J. L. HOCKETT, Prop.
rrHE UNDERSIGNED HAS TAKEN
I full charge of this business nnd is pre
psred to fumish the public with a first-class
quality of Brandy, Wine and Cider. The
saloon will always be supplied with the
best of liquors and cigars; Oysters and
sardines always kepton hand.
J. L. HOCKETT.
To drain yourland. Spend all your
time at the village groggery, and your
land will be drained in equal ratio. Tq
clean a lot from cobble stones Get up
a target in your neighbor's garden, and
invite all the boys to come and throw
at the mark. To raise a crop of grass
Rent your bam and engage in poli
tics. Your lands, property and charj
acter will go to grass in a brief space
of time. Ex.
An old subscriber and friend writes
us that a celebrated French chemist
and physician, who has analyzed toma
toes declares that they contain all the
elements of calomel, and he has known
them to salivate persons. She wishes
our opinion on this subject, ana we
have only to say that this idea has
been going the 'rounds of the press for
more than 30 years. It is a falsehood
from beginning to end. The idea that
they producealivation may possibly
have originated from the fact that,
eaten in large quantities by some per
sons, tbe acia oi tne iruit seems to ir
ritate those parts of the mouth with
which it comes in contact. The idea
that tomatoes cause cancer is another
superstition, the outgrowth of the for
mer notion that tomatoes were unfit
to eat They cause neither cancer nor
salivation, and may be eaten with im
punity by most persons, and often with
great benefit Herald of Health.
'.i
The kissing "boom is making the most
energetic headway, but it is getting a
a good many ministers into trouble. A
kiss is a very little thing and for its
size about the nicest thing in the world
but even ministers have to be carefnl
what they do with, their stock of kisses
over and above what may be needed at
home. The New York preacher who
kissed the young and good looking la
dies of his parish in a moral way was
sustained by the church: but the New
Jersev preacher whose kissen, as he
said, were merely of a fatherly charac
ter, is looking around for another
church. The public is anxiously await
ing the next case to see what new va
riety of kiss may come in vogue.
PKODIXT OF COLD AND SILVEB.
In his annual report to Congress the
Director of the mints makes this esti
mate of the production of precious
metals durine the year as follows:
California gold, 317,600,000; silver,
$2,400,000. Nevada -gold, S9.000,
000; silver, 13,560,000. Colorado
gold, 3,225,000; silver, 11,700.
Utah gold, 3575,000; silver, $6,250,
000. Montana gold, $2,500,000;
silver, 82,225,000. Arizona gold,
800,000; silver, 3,550,000. Dakota
gold, 2,420,000; silver, 10,000.
Idaho gold, 1,200,000, silver 650,-
000. Oregon gold, 1,150,000; sil
ver, 20,000. New Mexico gold,
125,000; silver, 600,000. Michigan
Bilver, 780,000. Other domestic
sources gold 305,000; silver, 67,-
000. Grand total for the United
States and Territories gold, 38,700,
000; silver, 40,812,000.
Settling a Question. A farmer
called at the house of a lawyer. Is t'
squeer at home!" he enquired of the
lawyer's wife. He. was answered neg
ativelv. After a moment's hesitation
he suggested: "Mebbe yourself can
gi' me information as well as t' squeer,
as ye're his wife!" She promised to do
so if she found it in her power, and
the farmer proceeded.: "Spoase ye
were an old white mare, and I should
borrow ye to gwang to mill with grist
on yer back,and we should get no farder
than Stair hill, when all at once ye
should back up, and rear up, and pitch
up, and kneel down backwards, and
break yer darn old neck, who'd pay
foryel Not I darn me if I would 1"
The lady smilingly told him as she clos
ed the door, as he had himself settled
the case, advice would be superfluous.
Scotch paper.
England is becoming alarmed for its
food supply. One paper declares dole-
fullv that out of every five loaves of
bread eaten in England in 1880, three
must come from the United States.
We woald regret to hear this if we
were not able to offer a remedy, and
such a one, too, as will not only fur
nish them with cheap bread, but better
their condition every way The reme
dy is, come to the land of free and
plenty where you can own the land and
and be equal to every otherjman.
The following is from the pen of
B. A. Colonna, an engineer attached
to the U. S. Coast Survey, in the
"Californian" for March:
"Friday, August 1, proved to be the
day I had been waiting for. The wind
had hauled to the northward during
the night, and the smoke had vanished
as if by magic. At sunrise, I turned
my telescope in the direction of Mount
Lola, and there was the heliotrope, one
hundred and sixty miles off, shining
like a star of the first magnitude. I
gave a few flashes from my own and
they were at once answered by flashes
from Lola. Then turning my telescope
in the direction of Mount Helena,
there, too, was a heliotrope, shining as
prettily as the one at Lola. My joy
was very great; for the successful ac
complishment of my mission was now
as.sured. As soon as I had taken a
few mearures, I called Dr. McLean
and Hubbard to let them see the helio
trope at Mount Helena, one hundred
and ninety-two miles off, and the long
est lino ever observed over the world.
In the afternoon the smoke had arisen,
and Helena was shut out; but on the
following morning 1 got it again, and
my mission on Mount Shasta was fin
ished. The French have been trying
for some years to measure, trigonome
trically, some lines from Spain across
the Mediterranean ta .Algiers; they
The Mail Service. The failure of
Congress to appropriate sufficient funds
to carry on the mail service, is destined
to cut down all the stage mail routes
to one trip a week, in which case tho
State of Orrgon..jiruUihe Territories
AT-ntl ...
i ' i 'iHitfl
State, and the United States, outside
of the railroad and steamboat service,
which is carried by the pound in placn
of trip. The following is the order iv
issued Feb. 20th by the Postmaster
General to this effect to discontinue
new routes altogether:
"To the Second Assistant Postmast'
er General: That there mny be no de
liciency created to maintain the Star
service for the present fiscal year, I di
rect that on and after March 1st prox
imo, service on all Star routes be re
duced to one trip per week, allowing
ono month's extra pay, as provided by
law, on the service dispensed with. T
also direct that the service placed on
the new routes since, and including
July 1, 1879, be discontinued, if
the foregoing reduction is not sufficient
for the purpose indicated. I think the
rapid growth of population and busi
ness in the Territories and new States,
and the restoration and improvement
of the service in Southern State de
mand the existing service, and in many
instances additional service on old and
new service on recently established
routPS. I also believe the public ser.
vice suffer by tho reduction. But the
law requires that I shall not exceed the
appropriation, and I am determined to
conform to the law,
D. M. Key, Postmaster General,
have only recently succeeded, and it
has been a source of great satisfaction
Fren:h geodesists. Their longest
to
line is one hundred and sixty-nine
miles. The line from Mount Shasta to
Mount Helena is one hundred and
ninety-two miles long, or twenty-three
miles longer than their longest And
the dory is ours; for America, and not
Europe, can boast of the largest trig
onometrical figures that have ever been
measured on the globe.
"Oliva" writes that Senator Booth is
sach a hardened batchelor that "a sigh
drawn fresh and pure from the deepest,
arid most capacious female bosom and
applied to the right place will have no
more effect than a Holman liver pad
administered for lockjaw, while a glance
from the most brilliant eye falls like a
sunbeam on an aligator's back."
..
"You promised to pay that bill yes
terday" said an angry creditor to a
debtor. "Yes," calmly replied the
other, "but to err is human, to forget
.livinp and T fonrot it"- "Oil City
I Derrick."
Chemists havo found in the smoke cf
a cigar acetic, formic, buty?& valeric,
antLpropionicfccids, pnissjfg
soto and carbonic acid, ammonia, suu
phuretted hydrogen, pyridine, veridine,
picoline, lutidine, collodine parvolme,
uorodine aud rubidene. And yet a
New York woman was fined ten dollars
and costs for assaulting a man who
blew cigar smoke into her- face. If
she had known it contained all that
dreadful stuff, she would no doubt havo
stabbed him to doathfwith her'parasol,
and an unbiassed jury would have ac
quitted her on the ground of self
defance. Norristown Herald. They
have also detected traces of cabbagine,
liayic acui and stogiene,
"I can't trubt you," wild a runi-Sfller
to an impoverished customer, "You
should let liquor alone; if you hadn't
drank so much of it you might now be
riding in your carriage." "And if you
hadn't sold it," retorted the victim,
"you d have been my driver."
The Rochester "Democrat" says a
woman was admitted to the bar in that
city tho other day. It was on State
street, nnd she vent away with a half
pint of whisky for J)cr husband, : tooth
ache,
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