IT v ' ' ' ' ' ' ' , , y - -- .,-.. .ijji i-ji ;o 3M0H TA Y3M0M RU r VOL. XVIII. JACKSONVILLE,, SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, 1873. NO. 29, XaS C TvtTNr rx V f 'a ,-r- , ,-, i S&k X gv -.ia f NT 4 , jr r . r- v - , tarn entf utM : . . THE SENTINEL.! PUBLUIIKD; SATURBAY WORKINGS B. P. DOWELL, Cor. Third and CjtrcttkJacksonTillt, Oregon. Terms of Subscription! 'Oil "odtiww yur (in ftdnoce) ! DO " If not paid till tfat expiration of 6 moi., - Hfnot paid tlU tbt end of tbytj"-?": 0a copy B month la ad ranee u ' 3 00 G tMI 3 50 1 SO Ratei off AU-rcrl ! I n gi t Ont iqnirr IQilaes or.lci first inurtion $ 3 00 acb subsequent iniertioo... 1 00 M 3 month 7 00 e io oo One-fourth Column 3 monthi..... 20 00 6 M 30 00 One-bair 3 30 00 C " 45 60 Oo Columns montbfr.(.-r..r.'.viAr.... 60 00 m .. .0 . ..AnlJ,.o..;-A. W)00 PROFESSIONAL CARD!) $20 A 1EAR. ALL BILLS TATABLE QUARTERLY. Yearly Advertising, mid Transient Adver tisement of trrrgnlar length, con trncteil fortpeeliil Kates. 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The postmater who reglrcts to ire legal notice of the neglect of a peraon to take from the office the news paper addressed to him, Is liable to the publisher forth ubacrlptlon price. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. DOWELL &. KELLY, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, , iJ.itlcKOUTllle. Urron. ADDISON C. GIBBS, COUNSTXOaAT l'au ako u' fe"l)isT. ATT0KNF.Y. PORTLAND OREGON. Will pncBeein nil Oiudn of Kiok1 in Hie St ile. and py particular ultcntiuii t btiinp!' in the United fautes Courts. ict2G lij c w,KAii.Kr,. ; . K. n. WATS0X. KAHLER &. WATSON, -A- ttornoys-at-Iia'ro-, Jnrksunl ill, Orrgoit OFHCE- Oppot,lrtlie Court House. vv L ' IIX prci'rr in -ill Cnnrt. of this Slate ; nlilain riteiit. rural! clarpes of public jlgh niAi m iind pprirullural : nttend, fvi en 1 tioii. mid itttcnd to all Coun- l.ml ptom t (1 l'l I I llllMU1!. ulli.Juiir 17,1871. G. H. AIKEN, M. D., 'iPhysici'arilliaidi Snrgeon, Jacksonville, Oregon. OFFICE So the "old Overbeds Uorpital. DE. L. DANFORTH TTAS LOCATED IN JACKSONVILLE AND 1 XI offer his professional services to the PUH lie. Office in Union's new building, aaioining ((van's brick or at residence on Third street, op posite and west of the Methodist Church. December 28. 1872tf. BE1LU, Jacksonville - - - - - Oregon. Will practice In the several branches of his profession. OFFICE on corner of block just uorth of the Court Bouse. Jacksonville, . v Feb. 17 1872 " dentistry: DR. W.JACKSON DENTIST, JACKSOV VILT.E. JIllatvlM nfUU Work made, inch u tfsU, iilrer, l'lulna, Alumnlum ul Ilnbbtr. Sprdal Mttt cJnatoCHUreu'l Tnth. MtruDS Uxlde ( LaochtDE Gs) nuM for lMlnlrs rxtracllnn of Tec-ill. 3iltTliUAblliitinu1jon the lit of MvutH alto, Kcrtjtllle od the fourth Mondij In October. 49-Catl anclzfmlncisiiwelmcn 'V"ork.-e OrriCB-Oonftrof Cattfornta an rtrlh StrVeti. Kc Uenceopi-oilte the Conrt Howe. im.t30 72j1. W. G. LANGFOUD, (Formerly of Walla Wallo, W. T.,) Attorney-at-Law, WILL PRACTICE 1 A1. i? TliE Oourtslnd ifepartmeots ui th'e1 ODited tjlale, and U.iurts 61 Ibe District. lrnivt9tPmi.nno.HlllfB j,,. Orrtcs-v323iFoi-andBUi3treeuWa!.b? ington, u. u. "" - 7 -N ' cjISA- ( ,8CflAT' Dkl.TK.V Wi r-, ran GRADUATEflF-TIlECOLLEGE OF rYr siclans and SnrReons. New Tork. and Mera Wof the lk9jal College, itSnrgconsof Canada, bCR3 to inform the" tchabitants of Jacksiinvlllc and surroundlup country that be bas settled and it-rrtmtM TTitiArir rrmirpithmtd3iVbnrille. OfFiCL Ufi'Orfjtofi 'SOniT ttv& sojth of IBB rrenco-rtraencan iii'M.i 1 ai JacksoaTllkJjBlJ 6H,-i8(4." VloaoJt, Teachers' Institute. The amended school law of Oregon requires that a Teachers' Institute be organitedirxeach Judicial District. It was ihohjfht best to not1 only organize but to perform as much work as possi ble.mia?e, tKere'fofe, uTtEabe aidSf other teachers, completed tnelollowing programme lor our Institute, to be held on August 29th and 30th, 1873, in Jacksonville: FIRST DAY FORENOON. ' '" 1. Prayer. 2. Music vocaL - - ' 3. "Instruction in Geography," by Miss Ettie Braden. 4. Discussion upon "Instruction in Geography." 5. Essay by 3Iiss Martha Nail. ' 6. "Object Teaching," by Mrs. O. A. Davis. 7. Recess. 8. Music instrumental. 9. "Instruction in Grammar," by Prof. Itobb. 10. Discussion upon "Instruction in Grammar." 11. Discussion of question, lie solved, That it is the. right and duty of theikate of Oregon to provide lor the levying ol a State tax sufficient to maintain free schools in every county for nine; months in each year." Affir mative, C. B. Watson, T. B. Kent; negative, II. C. Fleming, W. T. Leeke. 12. Music instrumental. k AFTERNOON. 1. Muic vocal. 2.1 Ess.iy by'Mi8'Ida Beach. 3. "Instructidns in Arithmetic," by J. B. Farley. 4. 'Dibeussionl upon "Instruction jn Arithmetic." - - a. "School Discipline," by J. D. Fountain. 0. Discussion upon "School Disci pline." ' .H-ccsSt f, .., 8, i 9. !. Short lecture, by Win. Fiddler. l. OIubtc-Adcal. - "' 10. "Instruction in Elocution and Reading," by W. J. Stanley. 11. Discut,ion upon "Instruction in'Elocutto'n and Readin"'." C 12. Music instrumental. 13. Essay by Miss Alice Wrisley. 14. ''Music in our Common Schools," by Prof. Brooks. 15. Address by Prof. Skidmore. at 8 o'clock r. if.1 "'"'i'-" SECOND DAY FOEENOON. 1. Prayer. , j ; j,' 2. Music vocal. 3. "IiiKtruclion in Moral,Training," by Prof. Skidmore - ' 4' Evsay by Miss Ella.Chilvyood. 5. "Instruction in Peu7ians,hip,'Hiy W.T. Leeke. ', ' ' 6. Discussion upon "Instruction in Penmanship.''. (mill'ij 7. Recess. ' JO OCl- 4 J l 8. "Instruction in Algebra," by II.' C. Fleming. 9. Discussion upon "Instruction in Algebra. . , , 10. "English Literature,' rand its Place in Popular Eduea'tiori,",y.Mrs. O. A. Davis. ' ' ' " ' 11. Music instrumental. 1 AF'KKNOoif. Music vocal. . 1. 2. Gray, 3. "Corporal Punishment;' r I i ' t tr Discussion upon '"Corporal Pun ishment." - - 4. "Physical Traiuing," by Prof. V. T.T.cektr. y ,1 "J i 5. Discussion, upon "Physical Training." ' - ' " I 6. Eisay by Miss Susan Harrison 7. 8. 9. 10. Music instrumental, ij. . Recess ' " ' ' Music vocal. ' i Essay by iliss Howell if. Discussion of question, 'ijie solved, That the State shouliprovde a System of compulsory Education." Affirmative, J. D. Fountain, J. H. UlaytotifnegauveF. -W. Ewiug, J. Nj-HalL ' .' T .JtaVddres by SyL C. Simpson, Gp.rintetia'ent irintetiueiit ot'Public Instruction, fiiji o'clock P. "M. Not only teachers, but'all friends ot education ararespectfuUy solicited to meet Wth us. l'f"w? J. Stanley; e " Co. School Snn'u ,! i :??.f,r.iJ, -tiiv 1 ut ter.but n. iiiniu i.imi 1111111 1 "i-. in jiw .v wj . A jtr,r f Ac-Ki.tiKilil a m lisp tact Ipoor.iji her poetjlecIarea.sbB' jiijver reauiea Jier.pecesmieaii!! sue rgo husband.- -"" ttij 5. . 1 Extradition. THE CAUL TOGT C3SE OPINION OF AT- TORNEVGEXKRAL W1LLIA3IS. The following is the full text of the oppinion of Attorney General Williams in the Vogt case : Dkpartment of Jdstick. Washington, July 21, 1873. Hon, J. 0. B. Davits, Acting Secretary of Slater Sir: I have the lioner to acknowl 3gO-thaj-eceipt of -your commnnicatiorw ut tbe 7tn 'instant, in 'wmcb you suo mil for -mv official ""opinion the fol-i lowing1 question : " Carl Vogt, a Prussian, charged with the commission of the crimes of murder, arson, and robbery, committed in Brussels, in the kingdom of Belgium, is found a fugitive in the United States; can the German Government, under the provisions of the treaty for the ex tradition of criminals, concluded be tween the United States and Prussia and other States June 16, 1852, right fully demand the surrender by this Government of the fugitive Vogt, in order '.hat he may be tried and pun. ishud in Prussia tor the offence which he is charged to have committed in Belgium ?" Those parts of the preamble and treaty, applicable to this question are as follows: , Preamble. " Whereas it is found expedient lor the better administration ol justice and the belter prevention of crime "within the territories and juris diction of th6 parlies, respectively, that persons so committing certain heinous erimes, being fugitives from justice-,. snouiu unuer certain, circumstances, ot; reciprocally delivered up, and alto to enulnerale such criines explicitly; and whereas the laws and constitution of Prussia and other German States,fepar lies 10 1H19 convention, iorniii inem-iTi surrender their own citizen to a forejgtf jiinsuicunn, me uoveriinient or me United States, with a view of makHiV the convention strictly reciprocal, shall, be held equtlly tree Irom any obliga, tion to surrender citizens ol the United States." f JQsi Article 1. " It is agreed that tie United -SratwrrmdPrussia, anit?tnf other States"-! the Germanic CunfedeK ation included, in, or which mayi hrre ifter accede to this convention, shall, upon mutual requisitions by them or their rainixteis, officers, or authorities. respectively nude, deliver up to jusl lice an persons wno, with the crime ol m with intent to commit racy, or arson, or robbr ry. or forin-rv or the utterance ot torgnrl papers,Mir the fabrication or circulation of count erfeit money, whether coin or paper money, or'the embezzlement ot public moneys, committed within the'jurisdic lion of either party, shall eek an asylum or be found, within t le terri tories of the other." You state that the surrender ot Vogt is chimed by the Germ.rn Government Vin (he around that he'isa Prussian and a subject ol the Emperor of Germany ; that bv the law fit Prussia at the con J c!uiou . of the extradition treaty be- tvve'ii the Uniletl Mates, anil .Prussia and other German States,"l6th Of June, 1852, a Prussian subject who commit ted certain Crimes (.imong those with vvTiich 'Vogt is charged is included) within the territory of another nation, and beyound thejerritories ot Prussia, was nevertheless "subject to be tried and punished in Prussia. , This is also now the'jaw of the'Germ.in empire. The.foljowing seemsto be the only pointjn controversy : Whether or not, according to the true intent and mean ing of saidj itreaty, "tiler crimes comrqit ted by Vogt in the kingdom of Belgium were committed within the jurisdiction ot Germany. 'r To affirm the jurisdiction of Ger-. many, by virtue ot its own laws, for tHe puiiishnientot crimes extendsover the territory of Belgium, is necessarily to hold that the same jurisdiction ex tends to Prance, Great -Britain, and the United States, and indeed to every nation and country ot the world. Man itestly, the wor-la "committed within the jurisdiction" imply that the crimed named in the treat) may be committed without thejurisdietion of the partly thereto". But if the crimes committed in Belgium vvere committed, wtthin-the 'juffrHicudn'of Germany; 'then itfollows as lieigmm" i$ as ipdepemleni ot CJer- many as any other nation that 11 js iihpoiiable tot crimes to be committed outside ot the jurisdiction of the. Ger man' empire. I think, loo, that' the treaty clearly contemplates that the fugitive claimed must be a person escaping from the jurKdtetion of the party making the claim to the jnridic' tion of the other part,y, recngiyzingtwo dit-tinct and independent jimwiiciiom. But if the claim of Germany is correct in this case, Vogt is as much within' ber jurisdiction now 8,s,h.wa'rwlieri lilt ur.iiJtra v;ii;h ticu iu iimu wcic lifiii; milted, for the laws under whichish'j claims have as much force within the UiiitedtatessJ.heyhaveiB-BeIgiarHJ r xie laws, of .uermany whw;providor tor tne puoisument inere Taonrsas neinff;narge.i urder.'ufias'ault muntervflr pi" committed elsewhere by her subjects, imply" exnecssitate, as a condition for the exercise ot that power, that such guilty subjects. mut come, or be con veyed from a foreign place or juristic tion where the crimes are committed to some place where they can be taken or received and held by German authorities. Germany has an unqnes ttoned right to punish her subjects if she choose? for crimes committed in Belgium or the United States, but it would not be proper, theretore, to say I lJjit-BclgJum-and-xric-Unitcd BtatroareTreseftts Jor many purposes ; lit;- wilmo'her- iurisdiction. but it would be proper to say that she has made provisions to punish her subjects, for crimes committed withont as well as within her jurisdiction. I am quite clear that the words com mitted within her jurisdiction, as used in the treaty, do not refer to the per sonal liabilities of the criminal, but to locality. The locus delicti the- place where the crime is committed must be within the jurisdiction Of the party demanding the fugitive, tress fs put upon the supposed differ encfe in the meaning of the words 'ler itory'' and 'jurisdiction," and it is argued that the latter is moro compre hensive, than the former term. This is notjiecessarily, but probably so ; but it noes not follow that Belgium is williirj the jurisdiction of Germany. Alf nations have jurisdiction beyond theuvwphysical boundaries. Vessels upiTine high seas and ships of war evAhere are within the jurisdiction of Je 'nations to which they belong. Linfted jurisdiction by one nation upopj.he territory of anqlhei is some tim4sTcedea by treaty, as appears from tleireaties between he United States, Turkey, China, Si im, and other powers. Cons' racXy'e jurisdiction may possibly exist in .special (cases arising in barbar ous countries" or uninhabited places, so that, effect can be given to tbe word 'jurisdiction " as meaning more-than 1 territory, without holding that Ger- 1 mauy has jurisdiction flver.orimes com muted in Pans, London, or Washing ton. Local pi aim a or "definitions can not ,be allowed to govern this case. bWliin nations discuss an'd treat ot their respective jurisdictions, reti&tathose.duties ,ai tiM-WiiKhvarovernment its Swn cTlizens tSuf1 thev those poitlons ot the earth andplaces upon us surlace wiere they have re spectively sovereign, power, or, in other words, the right of government. To recognize the claim ot Germany in this case' would establish a precedent that might, lead to serious international complications "" We have no extradi- Ltfon treaty with Belgium, but we have with Great Britain"", like that under con Miieration. Suppose Vogt had com mitted the crimes with which he is chrgeo in England instead of Belgium, and the British authorities cotempora. neouslyjWith Gtrmany had demanded his extradition on that account, could the United States deny that the crimes were committed " within the jurisdic tion" o,f Great Britain, and not "withip 1 he jurisdiction" ot Germany? Could not Great Britain justly complain if alter the murder ot her citizens and the" destruction ot her property by the fugitive,' her claim to him tor the pur poses of justice should be denied by the United States, and he should be turned over tor trial to Germany, where there are no evidences ot his guilt, and 'where his friends and syrapa thizers, il he has any, may be supposed to be ?r Li w-writers g-nerally define the jurisdiction ot a court to be the power'to hear and determine a cause, and il is argued that as by the laws ol .Germany her courts have power to her and determine the case ot Vogt, therefore his crimes were committed within her jurisdiction. One conclu sive answer to this view is that the word "jurisdiction" in the treaty is not Hisedvjitji,reference to governmental power over the subjects ol judicial pro cedure, but with reterenco to the lerri- 'tory and places- within which that power miy be exercised. " Aain, the courts of Germany have never had the power to hear and deter mine the case ot Vogt. Jurisdiction over "a subject is one thing that is con fined bv law ; jurisdiction over the person is another; that is a fact which has never existed iu this case. Whether the courts of Germany will or will not hereafter acquire jurisdiction in Vogt's case depends iipun the tact hereafterto arise. Germany and the uiiitensiaiesm tendeflihat the convention in question should tie" "strictly reciprocal," but if Germany can rightfully demand the delivery up by the United Stales of her citixensxir snbit els for crimes com- i mined jn Belgium, the convention, is not reciprocal. Jor tne uniiea oiates cannot 'demand of Germany jthe de liverv'Uptof their citizens tor crimes committed in Belgium. There 4s not 9 sinrfle'cnrne. euuraerated in the treaty Ibf th,ecomriission or1 which, outside ot clainfone-ot'their citizens .frqm Ger- many,'jratt.therejs not only no proba act up that end,, but jts conatiMiunnal the requisition , is made, implying, as it nAr te'ao bo is "donbted. Reference . were, a change ot conntry.' M . , Uwl&adeYtottie act orCSigfe8S.r 'David Dudley. Fields Esq in his ot August 18, 1856, which declares that penury committed before a secretary ot, legislation or consular officer of the. United Stales in a foreign country may be proecuted"in this country as though committed here, and this, it is said, shows that the United States, as well as Germany, claim an extra territorial jurisdiction. There seems to be no point in this reference. According to international law the domicile ot an ambassador, minister extraordinary, or consul is a pait or the territory lljirep. pendent ot this, the question nBls not whether a sovereign country may -.not- punish persons coming into Us bands tor crimes committed in another sovereignty, but the question here is whether a crime committed npon ithe admitted territory and within tbe jex clnsive government of an independent n-ition is committed within the jurisdic tion of another nation. To facilitate the punishment of crime is desirable, but the United States cannot with dignity and safety admit that any foreign power can acquire jurisdiction of any kind within their territory by virtue of ite local enactments. Ob- jection is made to this construction of the treaty on the ground that it will make the United States an asylum for European criminals. But the ob jection is not matter of law, nor is it true as matter ot tact ; and it it was, the United States, as an act of courtesy, may deliver up a fugitive from justice, or tbe subject may be regulated by an extradition treaty as comprehensive as the parties thereto see proper to make 11; or, 11 11 snouiu appear necessary, tJUMMT Congress might possibly interfere byjopinion, of Judge Blatchford upholdine legislation. To recognize the claim ot jurisdiction accompanying the requisi tion in this case may open the door to confusion and controversy as to claims ot jurisdiction in other respects made nnder their local laws by foreign gov ernments. The plain and practical rule upon the subject seems to be that the jurisrlietiomof a nation is commen surate with and confined to its aclual or'constructive'territory, changes made by agreement, and to this effect are tbe authorities. .Three of tbe judges of the m(tted'upoivan American rthip on the higb seas, and a fugitive from justice in England, made under our extradi tion treaty 01 ioz wun ureal uniain, field that the words " within the juris diction" in said treaty meant 'within the exclusive jurisdiction of the United States, and did not apply to cises of piracy on the high seas, as the person charged therewith wasjusticeable in any country in which he was found. Chief Jbstice Cockburn, in his dissent ing opinion, thought the term "juris diction" meant the area, xchether by land or water, over which the-law of a country prevails, and saidithat it is admitted that a ship is a part of the territory ot the State, or at all .events that this ship, referring to the one on which the piracy was committed, was within the jurisdiction of the United States-, so as to come within the statute. Thomas Alls'op, a British subject, was charged as an accessory before the fact to the murder ot a rrtneuraan in Paris in 1858, and escaped to the United Slates, and as he was punish able therefor by the laws ot Great Britain, the, question as to whether he could be demanded by Great Britain of the American Government under the extradition treaty ot 1842 was sub mitted to Mr. J. D. Harding. Queen's advocate, the Attorney and Solicitor General. Sir Fltz'ov Kellev. since Chief Baron of the Exchequer, and Sir Hugh Mi Cairns, since Lord Chancellor, and they recorded their judgement as follows : " We are of the opinion that Allsop is not a person charged witb the crime of mnrder.,commjtted wjthin the jurisdiction 01 tne rruisn crowu, within the meaning ol the treaty of 1842, and that this extradition cannot properly be demanded ot the United States under that treaty." (Forsyth's Cases, p. 368.) This is a decision exactly in point, and of high authority. Phillimore, in his work on internalional law, (vol. 1, p. 432,) says: "There are two circum stances to be observed which occur in thee and in all cases of extradition : "First. That the country demand ing the criminal must be the country in which he crime is committed. "Second. That the act done on ac- count of which his extradition is de manded must be, considered as a.crime to both Suites." Wharton, in his work on tbe conflict of laws, (section 957.) says: ''The only admissible restriction of tbe term 'juris diction'. is to treat it as convertible witb 'country,' and to bold that no requisition iiec-or an onence not commuted within tne country ot tne requiring State. And this view is not without, supp'ort in those expressions of the treaties "wh'icb speak 'of the per- iAnd aimaA la nrrifttpa anil An 'APPIC- iniuo wniMb" - -to" ---' - --- . ?... . Melnm in thn Hlata nn Dhnm own lines ot an international code, speaking of an article propos'ed'011 er- vrauiuon, says: -;Ane article in its present form defines" the right ol extra dition as it is now recognized extend ing, only to crimes committed within the jurisdiction of the demanding na tion. It may be thouaht desirable to extend the rule to crimes committed' bvyond its jurisdiction, which it would' have power to punish if the offender comes within its jurisdiction." .&tlnmav- henaral .Lee; In, construing a 27th article Of thb treatv nf TiQi with. Great Britain, savsvthaf it mi confined expressly to p'ersons who are' charged with-raurder or forgery com- milieu wiiom tne jurisdiction ot either nation, and who took refuge in the other, meaning then territorial jurisdiction. (Opinions, 83.) jur ezirauuion treaty ot 1843 with France provides for the delivery up ot persons charged with certain crimes "committed within the jurisdiction of tne requiring party," and Attorney General Cushing held that a requisi tion by the French Government upon the United States for a fugitive under this treaty must show thai the crime was committed by the fugitive whilo actually in France. (8 Opinions, 218.)' Courts in this country have held that under section 2, article 4, of the Constitution, providing for the reolam. ation by one State upon another for iiigiuves irom justice, that the reauisi- tion must show that the crime was committed wiihin the territory ot tho requiring State. (3 McLean-. 13a; Sanford, 701.) 1 Have carefully read the elaborate mo juiisuicuuu hi mis case, trans mitted in VOUr letter hnt. njiih ,i,n:. 'dence and regret I am compelled to dissent from his views. Thsv ilo nnt. appear to me to be sound in principlo orjsustained by authority. Able wri ters have contended that thero was & reciprocal obligation npon nations to surrender fugitives from justice, though now it seems to be agreed that it is al- togeiher a matter of comity. But this is 'to be presumed where there m treaties upon the subject: SJt"fugi. tobasuirendered' .' .. i ?zr- induporithaermrwieHi uiy,iin lv to what is abnvn .' stated, I make the negative answer to c your.qnestion, , I have the honor to be, very re spectfully, your obedient servant, Geege H. Williams, Attorney General. l ' Tim is from Arthur Help's newvS1 work : "In tropical climates an over laden mule falls down upon the sandy plain never to rise again. Forthwith, in the dim distance, a .black speck is seen to arise. It is the vulture, whiob is coming to a feast. There are the same phenomena to be observed witb boys as witb vultures. I met with a cab accident the other day. Tbe axle broke, the wheals came in on both sides of. the cab, and we were at once la pitiable, wreck. Thereupon twenty or tnirty opys, appearing to rise, out pt the ground, surrounded us. It is my firm belief that misfortune breeds boys." ' m - Brown, it is alleged, has a very b'alrT head, and he used to permit the chil dren to amuse themselves, while he took his afternoon nap, by playing lit-tat-to on his scalp with pieces of charcoal. One day tbe little ones grew tired ot that game, and started to play "raumbly peg" witb a jack- knite, and at the first blow drove the blade a half inch into Brown's skull. Nobody ever ascertained who woud havH won, for the game stopped sud denly, and Brown took a hand at an other game in which he chased each child around him with a Slipper, ilo sleeps with his bat on now. Grace Greenwood relates, as an in. stance of the extravagance of Hew England humor, thai when a young farmer's wite made her first boy's pants precisely as ample before as behind, the, father exclaimed, "My goodness! be won't know whether he is going tQ school or coming home I" m The; Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser makes itselt supernuously ridiculous by remarking that " in lesatban four years the prolmhiiities are that Ulysses 'S. Grant will either walk to a scaffold or mount a throne P' Said a tipsy husband to his wife. a You need needn't bl lame me 1 Tvcas woman that first tempted man to eat forbidden things." Said his wife, " but he took to drinkiDg: of, hi", own accord." ,, Qberal Butler's opponents ,fear lie will carry certain wards inJJosta and get the nomination for Governor. These is a law firm in Boston called Steele and Gamble. , - -. j- - Chemists say no matfer'ls ever lot.. Printers deny it, ,, t,r ,r,y j - 'Subscribe for Ihe Simsri,' "' v JtJEai' ? - V A J -- - " ?. , -"